/dixie/-Southern US & Friends

GOOD EDITION

taxation is theft
long live states' rights

Fuck bureaucrats edition

>>76748618
Who /arkansas/ here?

Southwest AR is about the only place nowadays that isn't niggerfied

>>76749047
If you had tsmflags you would have seen two other arkansawyers

>>76749047
>who /arkansas/ here
I have good news for you

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>tfw neighbors from every corner of the country but the South

Conway that house next door is open for rent btw

>>76749047
>Southwest AR is about the only place nowadays that isn't niggerfied
>
The only part of the state that's heavily niggerfied is the Southeast

t. Southeast

>>76749139
Give me two years

Look away
Look away
Look away
Shitsea land

lol look at this turk having a meltdown

This is unironically true right now
Its so hot jesums crikes im melting

>>76749854
day of the fan when?

>tfw you will never conquer the Saracens for your pope
>tfw you will never bring the heretical Sl*vs to the light
>tfw you will never bring the rest of the world into communion and fellowship under the LORD

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>>76748618
I could kill for some proper andouille sausage

>religifags
God is dead

Forgot how fucking bad these headphones were

>>76749144
>Little Rock
>Jonesboro
>Memphis
>Fayetteville/Springdale
explain this

>>76752023
>Fayetteville
>6% black
>niggerfied
explain this

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/acadiana/

Past few days have had me spending a lot of time sitting in front of a screen to do work, which made me really not want to sit in front of a screen to relax afterward. Spent the day pretty much entirely out of the house: did a little shopping, went out to eat, got some ice cream, took a nice walk.

Anyway, I'm back, did I miss anything?

>>76759573
I just read sonichu

>California's Secretary of State refuses to cooperate with Trump's voter fraud probe
reminder that states rights only matter if you're protecting non-citizens who are breaking the law, goyim

Fuck i forgot to take my watercolours

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>tfw i tower over everyone on the bus
Feels good to be superior aegan rather than filthy crapatolski

Wake up faggots

>>76764089
im here bud

just got home

>>76759573
nah ive been busy too

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Here is an *rmo church bell

>>76765224
Welcome back
What do you think i should eat?

>>76765260
nice church steeple

shit idk what you shit eat, i dunno a ton about turkish food

>>76765560
There is plenty of amerilard chains here
I am searching for a new russian place, will eat at carls jr if i cant find it

>be southerner
>put 5000 lb of salt and fat on your food
>heart attack at 30
Wew

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>>76765774
shouldn't you be retroactively changing your medical records pronouns to gender neutral garbage

>>76765715
>carl jrs

hope its better over there than it is here

that place is terrible, haven't been in one since like 2006

who /coffee grits n eggs/ here

>>76765931
I never had it but my brother praised them alot

>>76766026
>grits n eggs

hope those grits are cheesy and you're popping the egg yolks in and mixing it up

>>76766089
its a pretty typical burger joint, ive just had shitty experiences there so i stopped going

>>76766151
nah I'm a dietfag I don't eat cheese. Just plain grits with some pepper.
>popping the egg yolks in and mixing it up
is there any other way to do it?

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>>76765931
Uh huh hunny :)

>>76766275
Missouri is not real

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>>76766275
>missouri

good thing those faggots are midwesterners and not southern

>solyanka 15tl
>hinkali 25 tl
Yea naw mate fuck that shit

>hell yeah cletus i love my zister wife zhes a cute husky woman

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>Saying h*ll
Say hello to Lucifer for me Canuck

>Enter carls
This place is filled with women and nu males where did i entered to

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just got back my full thousand pound deposit from my apartment in London

time to go buy some beer

STAY AWAY
STAY AWAY
STAY AWAY FROM DIXIELAND :3

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HELLO ARKANSHART HOW IS THE COAST OVER THERE :-DDDDD

>>76767952
The Mississippi system is the greatest coast in the world

Who are these people?

>>76768831
im me

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>>76768523
>MissiPİPİ
Coastlets, when will they ever learn

>>76769258
Misspelled M I S S I S S I P P I

>his """""state """"" doesnt have ATLEAST 6 different coats
WTF barbarlar!

>>76769290
That was a penis joke btw

>>76769309
Coasts
God damnit

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REMINDER

istanbul is a shitty little strip of land filled to the brim with turks

Constantinople is Greek.

>>76770280
We are all greek

>all this asshurt
NAGASAKI IS A FUCKING JOKE COMPARED TO THE STATE OF MY ASSHOLE RIGHT NOW X-DDDD

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>>76770362
speak for yourself

>i just came to my aunts place
>there is a bunch of leftover baklava in the fridge
Score :^)

>>76770838
Balaklava is Russian

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>>76770891
>russian
Sure bud, and i am greek

>>76770891
Wait i just googled balaklava
The russki can have it

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good afternoon dixie

>used to be good at art
>never practiced after grade 10 or so because too busy doing teen bullshit instead
>can't even doodle for shit anymore
reee

>good at art
Hehe

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>tfw no gf

Ohk ge-fe'm yok

>tfw also no gf

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I ACTUALLY HAVE A WAIFU NOW I'M SUCH A LOSER

why is this turk eating russian food when he lies in fucking turkey
your food is godlike and ours is trash

>>76748618

I feel the need to post something that makes no sense at all and it must be something very retarded
like

'who has the biggest cock in all of arkansas'?

What is my mental retardation called?

>>76773197
>What is my mental retardation called?
4chan induced autism

I have the biggest cock in arkansas btw

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>>76773007
who is it?

>>76773412
well fuck maybe i shouldn't have started browsing this site when i was 14, 19 now.

>>76773104
Special occasion food

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>>76773488
i started when i was 15

>im 26 now

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>>76773590
atleast you have the biggest cock in all of arkansas

>>76773590
>tfw started when I was 15
Probably what turned me gay

>>76773655
/b/ almost turned me gay, i started fapping to traps for a week but i cropped out the cocks so it wasn't really gay

>>76773695
>it wasn't really gay
I have bad news

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>>76773801

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>>76773801

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>>76773801

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>>76773448
Symmetra :^)

>>76774081
cute

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>>>76774081
>his waifu is delicious brown

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>>76774081
>>76774101
>>76774123

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>>76774144
a pure 2d waifu can never let you down like pig disgusting 3d whores

>>76774790
>associating with women
>ever

>>76774790
Also a 2d waifu isnt real
Just like your love life

>>76774892
He was fucking several grills the last time I checked

What about you sweaty :)))))

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>>76774936
Just masturbated in the shower to a girl i got rejected by lmao

>>76775048
good man

>>76774852
only at when necessary, and then at work when i have to be a subservient bitch to rich middle age white women buying trees

>>76774892
2d doesn't need to be real, its better as a fantasy

>>76774936
down to one, other waitress (not the cocaine one) moved to fayetteville so she can go for another semester and drop out kek

new ones a nursing student at ualr

>>76775078
lel

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>>76775048
at least she responded

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>>76775373
SHE TOLD ME THE DUDE SHE HAD A CRUSH ON.
IN THE CAFE AT MIDNIGHT
WHILE I WAS GOING "THIS IS IT IMMA GONNA DO IT"
JESUS FUCK

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>>76775538
>friendzoned again seconds before confessing

shit senpai thats rough

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>>76775631
It took me alot of effort going after her after my last rejection. Now i lost all motivation
I think thats a good thing though, its like i lost a cancerous part of my psyche
Now all i do is masturbate

>>76775855
focus on self improvement senpai
go to the gym, work off some stress

>>76775999
i will do it mostly because of the trips
Its okay imma gonna make the best comic this world has ever seen, that will get me puss.....
right?

btw i am thinking about what the prologue's cover art should be
any ideas?

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>>76776104
fuck yeah it will, tell those sloots you're working on a comic with an american writer and then keep it vague til its done

>>76776271
not off the top of my head, but i'd definitely feature a river somehow

>>76776329
i told a couple of my friends about the setting
most of them liked it, 2 of em loved it, 2 of em were intrested and the other 2 thought i was autistic.
Its okay though the last 2 guys were marvelfags anyway they probably already have aspergers.

>river
i was thinking more of a war trench scene, like old memories.

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>>76776489
>marvelfags

the lowest of the low

>trenches

this was right before trench warfare, tbqh one of the biggest reasons the death rate in the civil war was so high, was that the equipment had outgrown the military tactics

fucking officers on both sides were still ordering bayonet charges in an era of electrically exploded bombs and gatling guns

so think standing open battles or guerilla striked in the woods

>>76776851
if you have any more civil war painting feel free to post them
i think this one might help me immensely

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>>76776969
>if you have any more

boy do i

*BUURRRRP* "God's not real Morty"
>the redditor begins to chuckle
"L-life is pointless Morty, your *URP* parents are fucking idiots"
>the redditor laughs out loud, spewing Cheetoh crumbs all over his desk
"W-wake up fucking sheeple, everybody is an idiot but me"
>the redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room
"WUBALABADUBDUB POOPY DOOP FUCK SHIT"
>The redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter
"mmmm get schwifty"
>the redditor's heart explodes and he dies

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>ill repost the story too and we'll condense it to comic form as we go

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>>76777109
>forgot to paste, derp

Men roared and bullets screamed, move onto the line, take aim, fire, move back to reload, rip the paper, pour in the powder and the miniball, stuff it down with your ramrod and don't you shoot that rifle with your damned ramrod in. Move up and take aim again, soldier.

An officer cries hoarsely.

The bugle confirms the charge.

The rebel yell sounds and fury descends.

A rockslide of men in shabby greys fall into an ocean of blue uniforms.

Feet planted ankle deep in slippery red mud, above the head circling droves of crows and vultures.

Trust the man beside you and the horse's ass up on the horse.

It would've been a battle like any other if it weren't for the sudden searing pain and shattered ribcage from an enemy shot in Johnny's side. He had a nice repeating Spencer that was ready for another shot, so he took immediate revenge against the yankee responsible before falling backwards and succumbing to the pain.

Minutes or hours, something like that. A stretcher beneath him. The sky moving for some reason he was going against the flow of the clouds... its harder to go upstream than down....

>>76777109
aight
ill take my sketchbook out and do some rough sketches for cover ideas as we go along aswell

Here you go Turkbud

>>76777270

>>76777172
sounds good

>>76777156
im seeing this as the start to the battle scene, you can certainly pick and choose which lines you'd like to add in, but i think the first half is short and just descriptive for the first few comic panels

you can certainly get a nice graphic battle out of it

>>76777156
holy shit
do you think if i just recreate this scene with johny it will be in legally okay to profit from it?

>>76777291
neither but i have your mum thankfuly
also what happened to your c^#tw*y flag?

>>76777303
y'know what, whatever i will just temper with it slightly just to be sure.
Change the outfits, less people etc

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>>76777303
probably not

but you could certainly have a flagbearer with a large confederate flag in the background, with johnny kneeling with his rifle in the foreground

im not 100% sure when that painting is from but its better not to risk it

>>76777373
>also what happened to your c^#tw*y flag?
It doesn't do the flags for the OP if you use one of the new thread forms

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Suddenly a cold splash of water woke Johnny from his stupor. More than a splash really, he opened his eyes to a murky river bottom and red streams of blood in the water flowing around him. As he ached for air and almost took in water in his desperation, he finally regained his focus, “Oh god fucking damnit gotta turn upright.”

His attempt to flip over was cut short by the reminder that the blood he saw was his and the pain he felt was from leadshot ripping him to pieces. A brief look down exposed a gruesome wound in his lower ribcage, the flesh pulled open and wide by the current, if he knew what a sea anemone was he might even have remarked the comparison. His lungs brought him back to the problem at hand of drowning, and he put all his might into putting his arms out to the muddy bottom to face the living world once more. Or he would have if he were not bound to the stretcher.

His allies attempt to bring him and other wounded over a river had been met with some resistance apparently. Looking to the left he saw the still, yet slowly drifting figures of cloth and swirling mud, occasional faces and hands poking palely through the murk.

A desperate gasp for air is met with something wrong. A cough to expel does nothing. Vision fades away and something deeper than sleep creeps in.

Yet relief came from the seething water, a sudden inhale brings in the scent of tobacco, smoked deer, a fire of pine twigs...

>>76777426
huh
i didnt know that

ı think i will try to test my limits a little bit and see if i can take the perspective from a lower angle.
It would look more dynamic (but i probably couldnt do it on my first try) , with the entire background being the flag.
The only question is, where would the name go.
Hmmm

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I reckon I might be getting partially treaded on y'all

>>76777661
>New York
Nuke JYC desu

>>76777448
this one i can definitely shorten up

>Suddenly a cold splash of water woke Johnny from his stupor. More than a splash really, he opened his eyes to a murky river bottom and red streams of blood in the water flowing around him. As he ached for air and almost took in water in his desperation, he finally regained his focus, “Oh god fucking damnit gotta turn upright.”

A sudden cold splash woke Johnny from his stupor, the deep breath his lungs ached for unreachable. Submerged.

"Oh god fucking damnit gotta turn upright"

A quick attempt to right himself to the world above is met with searing pain from his aching wound, blood flowing through water in his vision. After the flash of pain, he finds his arms bound to a stretcher.

>His allies attempt to bring him and other wounded over a river had been met with some resistance apparently. Looking to the left he saw the still, yet slowly drifting figures of cloth and swirling mud, occasional faces and hands poking palely through the murk.
>A desperate gasp for air is met with something wrong. A cough to expel does nothing. Vision fades away and something deeper than sleep creeps in.

The bodies of fallen allies float around him, pale and weightless. Vision begins to fade and something deeper than sleep creeps in.

Yet relief came from the seething water, a sudden inhale brings in the scent of tobacco, smoked deer, a fire of pine twigs...

>>>/wsg/1749358
Me in the webm

these threads are autistic

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>>76777659
it can go on the bottom of the cover, underneath the foreground

also im not saving these shortened edits, so you prolly should kek

>>76777874
Don't post in them then

maşallah

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>>76777874
>actively making OC
>autistic

UNA VELA

>>76777824
oh fuck i forgot we were shortening the script hold on lemme read it

>>76777156
>Men roared and bullets screamed, move onto the line, take aim, fire, move back to reload, rip the paper, pour in the powder and the miniball, stuff it down with your ramrod and don't you shoot that rifle with your damned ramrod in. Move up and take aim again, soldier.

> you shoot that rifle with your damned ramrod in.
ill probably make this sentence spoken by a commander to some scared soldier, the rest can just be scenes, and then make the next scene the soldier taking aim.

>An officer cries hoarsely.
>The bugle confirms the charge.
>The rebel yell sounds and fury descends.

this will most likely be a big scene with the upper half of the paper, with 3 text bubbles.

Feet planted ankle deep in slippery red mud, above the head circling droves of crows and vultures.

Trust the man beside you and the horse's ass up on the horse.

this part can be cut, i dont see how i can illustrate this in a comic book

It would've been a battle like any other if it weren't for the sudden searing pain and shattered ribcage from an enemy shot in Johnny's side. He had a nice repeating Spencer that was ready for another shot, so he took immediate revenge against the yankee responsible before falling backwards and succumbing to the pain.

this will take the lower half of the page most likely,no words other than a slight cry of pain from johny.

>>76777448
Suddenly a cold splash of water woke Johnny from his stupor. More than a splash really, he opened his eyes to a murky river bottom and red streams of blood in the water flowing around him. As he ached for air and almost took in water in his desperation, he finally regained his focus, “Oh god fucking damnit gotta turn upright.”

this scene can be summed up in 2-3 boxes, they look alright though.

>>76777448
>His attempt to flip over was cut short by the reminder that the blood he saw was his and the pain he felt was from leadshot ripping him to pieces. A brief look down exposed a gruesome wound in his lower ribcage, the flesh pulled open and wide by the current, if he knew what a sea anemone was he might even have remarked the comparison. His lungs brought him back to the problem at hand of drowning, and he put all his might into putting his arms out to the muddy bottom to face the living world once more. Or he would have if he were not bound to the stretcher.

this part is alright

His allies attempt to bring him and other wounded over a river had been met with some resistance apparently. Looking to the left he saw the still, yet slowly drifting figures of cloth and swirling mud, occasional faces and hands poking palely through the murk.

this part can be cut

>Yet relief came from the seething water, a sudden inhale brings in the scent of tobacco, smoked deer, a fire of pine twigs...

i can make the scene here back out and just put johnys tought bubbles there
i need a line though, like ''what the hell is that smell...tobacco?''

you can cut the scene constructions shorter since this is a comic, the visuals will talk for itself.
Honestly you can just write it as ''make johny look to his intestines, there is a knife sticking in there''
but again the detailed scene construction does help me understand the situation you have created better

>>76778372
black out*

i will save em btw just make sure to re-post the edited ones

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>>76778235
>yeah thats my plan, break each section down into enough for a few lil boxes
>>76778372
>aight ill simplify further
>its weird as fuck trying to find a format to post edits for this shit kek

Johnny opened his eyes.

It was dim, the room was filled with a haze of drifting smoke, above him was a mass of driftwood. A longer stare brought the realization that it was a roof woven of driftwood, and the walls were planks, engraved with... indian patterns. Rattlesnakes tied in a knot, encircling a hand which upon the palm bears a dark almond eye. The image of a water panther. The frog who lied to the sun. Strange and alien warriors whose noses were beaks and whose arms were wings.

Looking inward he saw a fire and a hunched figure beneath a blanket. The long black hair and the diamonds of a rattlesnake woven as a pattern on the blanket exposed the host as surely as his home had.

Johnny leaned up, and grasped his wound, feeling...nothing?

No no... There was something squishy and wet. He looked down and saw his fingers touching the bottom of his lung.

“WHAT THE HELL?!”, he belted out, jumping to his feat in a state of panic and disbelief. His wound was there, surely, but it did not pain him.

The indian by the fire looked back briefly, Johnny could barely see the outline of a face, and then the figure faced the flames once more.

>>76778421
>Johnny opened his eyes.
panels of eye opening, seeing the
>haze of drifting smoke, above him was a mass of driftwood woven into a roof
then a view of the strange room
>the walls were planks, engraved with... indian patterns. Rattlesnakes tied in a knot, encircling a hand which upon the palm bears a dark almond eye. The image of a water panther. The frog who lied to the sun. Strange and alien warriors whose noses were beaks and whose arms were wings.
settling finally on the shadowy figure by the fire
>Looking inward he saw a fire and a hunched figure beneath a blanket. The long black hair and the diamonds of a rattlesnake woven as a pattern on the blanket exposed the host as surely as his home had.
johnny sits up, and suddenly panics as he grasps at his wound, his hand then goes inside his wound as he feels for it
"WHAT THE HELL?!"
johnny jumps to his feet
the indian figure barely turns his head to see johnny, still overcast by shadow from the fir, then turns around

“I can't recall ever having so many guests before. Certainly never this many white men”, came a strangely smooth manner, his grasp of English was excellent but his curling vowels and smooth cadence were hard to place. Johnny had met indians from Appalachia to the Ozarks, Cherokee to Quapaw, and he'd never heard an indian speak quite like that before.

“As a matter of fact, you're the seventeenth guest so far today, and there's at least another twenty out the door behind you”, the indian raised his left hand to motion Johnny to the fire, his right hand apparently facilitating a puff of smoke from the unseen face staring at the fire.

Johnny stood and approached, he'd never been one to look a gift horse in the mouth. He took a seat to the left of the man and looked upon his apparent savior. A strange face, and familiar eyes met his. The indian looked... wrong. His hair was jet black, like a young indian's, but his face was deep set with wrinkles from a man who looked close to death. What's more, below a crinkled brow were bright blue eyes, staring straight through Johnny.

The indian grabbed a wide stool from his left and took out a pack of cards with his right, “You're the seventeenth, and so this will be the seventeenth time I've said this. You're only here for a little while before you leave, so how about a quick game of poker? My first white guest taught me the game.”

>>76778421
>It was dim, the room was filled with a haze of drifting smoke, above him was a mass of driftwood. A longer stare brought the realization that it was a roof woven of driftwood, and the walls were planks, engraved with... indian patterns. Rattlesnakes tied in a knot, encircling a hand which upon the palm bears a dark almond eye. The image of a water panther. The frog who lied to the sun. Strange and alien warriors whose noses were beaks and whose arms were wings.

this is alright, i can see 2-4 panels here

>Johnny leaned up, and grasped his wound, feeling...nothing?
a tought bubble would be better here, like ''what happened to my wound'', then he can panic

i think the indian figure should talk to johny first, catching is attention, rather than being all discreet.

>“I can't recall ever having so many guests before. Certainly never this many white men”, came a strangely smooth manner,

this is good

>Johnny had met indians from Appalachia to the Ozarks, Cherokee to Quapaw, and he'd never heard an indian speak quite like that before.

this place should have a comment by johny
''are you a mutt or something, aint looking like any injun i have seen before''

> his grasp of English was excellent but his curling vowels and smooth cadence were hard to place.

this should be changed into a comment made by johny.
''you have a great way around english for a mutt'' or smth

>“As a matter of fact, you're the seventeenth guest so far today, and there's at least another twenty out the door behind you”, the indian raised his left hand to motion Johnny to the fire, his right hand apparently facilitating a puff of smoke from the unseen face staring at the fire.

this is alright

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>>76778660
“I can't recall ever having so many guests before. Certainly never this many white men”

Johnny had met indians from Appalachia to the Ozarks, Cherokee to Quapaw, and he'd never heard an indian like that before.

“As a matter of fact, you're the seventeenth guest so far today, and there's at least another twenty out the door behind you” [still facing the fire he motions with a wave of his hand to the doorway covered with a deerskin, sunlight filtering through, as a puff of smoke begins to rise from his front]

Johnny stands up and approaches, sitting next to his host.

'his hair is younger than his face' johnny thnks to himself as he examines the strange old indian

The indian grabs a small table and a pack of cards

“You're the seventeenth, and so this will be the seventeenth time I've said this. You're only here for a little while before you leave, so how about a quick game of poker? My first white guest taught me the game.”

>pic related is a comparison of the old indian to the young face when he laughs,

>>76778660
>Johnny stood and approached, he'd never been one to look a gift horse in the mouth. He took a seat to the left of the man and looked upon his apparent savior. A strange face, and familiar eyes met his. The indian looked... wrong. His hair was jet black, like a young indian's, but his face was deep set with wrinkles from a man who looked close to death. What's more, below a crinkled brow were bright blue eyes, staring straight through Johnny.

we can put the mutt comment in here aswell

>The indian grabbed a wide stool from his left and took out a pack of cards with his right, “You're the seventeenth, and so this will be the seventeenth time I've said this. You're only here for a little while before you leave, so how about a quick game of poker? My first white guest taught me the game.”

this is great, i like how he is pointing something from past time while our hero was asleep

>>76778967
>i think the indian figure should talk to johny first, catching is attention, rather than being all discreet.

yeah thats fine, makes a bit more sense, him being impatient because there's a bunch more drowned guys out the door

>''are you a mutt or something, aint looking like any injun i have seen before''

i like this, but lets preface it with "what the hell kinda injun are you" and then he just assumes he's a mutt and starts calling him that

>>76778989
>'his hair is younger than his face' johnny thnks to himself as he examines the strange old indian

i think we should make johny more of a talkative person rather than a thoughtful person, since he is going to be an aggressive asshole. It would look funny aswell, a dude with his lungs hanging out telling a literal god to fuck himself, good character build up. I would also like the river gods reaction to that.
Its important for us to point out johnies characteristics in the prolouge
Also feel free to use deep south accent, infact i would heavily encourage it

>>76779112
thats alright by me, go for it

I just came up with a great idea while pissing
a black tshirt with the flag of arkansas, but instead of the arkansas word, its rewritten as ''arkanshirt''

>>76779155
yeah him being talkative as fuck would be more southern thats for sure

lemme fuck with that scene again real fast

"What the hell kinda injun are you? Y'ain't Quapaw or Cherokee, fuck I ain't never heard no injun talk like that, you some mutt from down the delta or somethin?"

indian chief frowns, takes a puff of smoke and speaks while exhaling it "the son of the sun in cahokia payed homage to me, white man, before your people ever set food on this land"

johnny grins and leans back "yeah you damn injuns are always going on about before we was here, when you was just killin eachother and we wasn't in the picture"

>>76779312
>arkanshirt

i fukken love it

>>76779312
>but instead of the arkansas word, its rewritten as ''arkanshirt'
lel

“Are you out of yer fuckin' mind injun?” Johnny snarled through bared teeth, “Why the fuck would I play a game of cards with a hole in my side I can fit my damn fist into? Where the hells my company and where the hell are we?”
The man beside him sighed, “Every time with you white men, fine. You died in me. You're here in my home before you go.”

Johnny sat for a moment. The idea of death wasn't surprising given his line of work and the situation and the terrible things he recalled. After some intense thought Johnny formed a question, “I'm sorry, you said I died in you?”

“Yes, I'm the river.”, the indian inhaled a deep puff of tobacco from his pipe, and blew a thick cloud to the ceiling, as it reached the driftwood, suddenly the driftwood moved and light shone through, the woven pattern giving way to the sinuous dappled light seen from underwater. The whole room was now illuminated with pale blue light, constantly shifting and dancing.

“Oh.” Johnny wasn't smart, but he had enough sense not to question his eyes.

“So a game of poker?”

“Well why the hell not, deal injun.”

>>76779619
this one's mostly ok, although
>Johnny snarled through bared teeth,
is something i think should be switched to him just being freaked out instead of angry

>>76779431
>arkanshirt
its gonna be great, thinking with the population of arkansas in line, i can ATLEAST make a profit of 20 bucks

>
"What the hell kinda injun are you? Y'ain't Quapaw or Cherokee, fuck I ain't never heard no injun talk like that, you some mutt from down the delta or somethin?"

indian chief frowns, takes a puff of smoke and speaks while exhaling it "the son of the sun in cahokia payed homage to me, white man, before your people ever set food on this land"

johnny grins and leans back "yeah you damn injuns are always going on about before we was here, when you was just killin eachother and we wasn't in the picture"

i love the chiefs answers, that can stay as it is.

>"What the hell kinda injun are you? Y'ain't Quapaw or Cherokee, fuck I ain't never heard no injun talk like that, you some mutt from down the delta or somethin?"

i think this can be shortened to ''what the hell kind of injun are you'' , the extra information looks unnecesary

>johnny grins and leans back "yeah you damn injuns are always going on about before we was here, when you was just killin eachother and we wasn't in the picture"

the idea of the answer here is on the right place i think, but its too long.
I would like it if it was more of a short, burn comment

>>76779619
this is perfect, literally no tempering required on the scenes front. I love how weird shit happens visually to make the reader understand just the fucked up shit johny is in right now, i also like how the words are short and how they really get the point accross, and how they do shit before, during, and after talking

>>76779668
i dunno, its up to you
i was thinking more of a hunched down ''come at me'' pose with two arms wide apart
like his entire body is going ''are you fucking mocking me right now''

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>Day 16 since arriving to Texas
>Heat more intense than the Carolinas
>Food portions disgustingly large
>Whataburger is ok, save for the spicy ketchup which is fantastic
>HEB pretty ok
>Have to constantly pay for the tollways
>Must drive everywhere to do anything
>Never seen so many overweight people
>Ducks everywhere
>Weather constantly shifts between intense dry heat, humidity, and more temperate dry condition
>Communities are walled off
>Artificial lakes and pools around every corner
>Stupidly high sale taxes

Overall I would give Texas a 4/10. Has some ok qualities but lacks the comfy factor of the Carolinas.

>>76779830
>arms wide open

actually yeah im down for that

gonna stop for now, thats roughly half and unfortunately the next half is the card game and ita gonna be a pain in the ass

>>76779953
thats alright, even drawing until this part is gonna take a good amount of time.

If you can edit the script, especially the first part before johny bits the dust with the shortening in mind that would be great, that means i can start drafting the first pages right after the cover is done (atleast partially, i am horrible with finishing long works in one sitting so i will probably just do the linework of the cower and start the comic)

>>76780102
ill do that first part real fast, but its still prolly gonna be a page or two

no worries, set yourself a goal of like a panel a day or something, and then work more if you feel like it

>>76780194
i can probably do half a page easily per day if i dont push myself. Would take 2 hours at most.

I will try to churn out alot this week since i have an apartment all to myself with food in the fridge and possible flood in the weather
also no gf

>>76780194
also please tell me to go fuck myself or smth if i dont reach the quota for the day

i work way better under pressure

>Men roared and bullets screamed, move onto the line, take aim, fire, move back to reload, rip the paper, pour in the powder and the miniball, stuff it down with your ramrod and don't you shoot that rifle with your damned ramrod in. Move up and take aim again, soldier.
this parts staying cuz i really like it
>An officer hoarsely cries to the bugle's blast and the rebel yell descends in fury, a rockslide of grey into an ocean of blue
>Another volley and another order to reload, Johnny had a nice repeating rifle and took aim one more time as he jacked the lever, when suddenly sudden searing pain and shattered ribcage from an enemy shot in Johnny's side
>Minutes or hours, something like that. A stretcher beneath him. The sky moving for some reason he was going against the flow of the clouds... its harder to go upstream than down....

>>76780430
>>Men roared and bullets screamed, move onto the line, take aim, fire, move back to reload, rip the paper, pour in the powder and the miniball, stuff it down with your ramrod and don't you shoot that rifle with your damned ramrod in. Move up and take aim again, soldier.

thats alright i can make these tiny boxes with the actions it will look cool

>>76780304
>>76780416
glad progress is starting, and i'll keep reminding you now that we're working on it again

>>76780430 is as short as i think i can get that first part, and feel free to elaborate or edit a bit on what you'd like

and when you have questions on the south or southerners you've got all of /dixie/ to back yuo up

>>76780530
it looks alright currently
i can change around the placing of the texts,it'll look perfect

>and when you have questions on the south or southerners you've got all of /dixie/ to back yuo up

ty :33
again, be sure to make johny as southern as possible.
I want the readers to experience the culture of the timeline they are at during that chapter to the fullest

that means you can be as much racists and stereotyphical as you want, just dont go overboard

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Have to do three essays before midnight on Thursday

The added stress will guarantee the maximum level of quality in my writing

>>76780650
np

i mean, dude is definitely gonna be a racist to an extent, but its gonna be the same with mehmet, theyre gonna be two old world assholes who just aren't capable of understanding the cultures they encounter

so its more a lack of understanding i think, i genuinely don't want them to grow as characters emotionally, i want them to get smarter and tougher sure, but they're always going to be fucking cranky

>"I can't stand this fucken food Mehmet, what the fuck kinda meat is this anyway."

also im gonna need your help writing mehmet at some point, idk much about old turkish culture

>>76780934
>i mean, dude is definitely gonna be a racist to an extent, but its gonna be the same with mehmet, theyre gonna be two old world assholes who just aren't capable of understanding the cultures they encounter

holy shit this is exactly how i was envisioning them i just couldnt put my finger on it.

>also im gonna need your help writing mehmet at some point, idk much about old turkish culture

thats alright, i think i should have more writing input at the second chapter with the world building and mehmets background.
I already have a somewhat solid story for him, you will like it, its like scummier more realistic anatolian indiana jones

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Here is my setup lel

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>>76781120
>macbook

>>76781155
i bought it for like nothing and its almost brand new.
also its better at running photoshop/illustrator rather than my toaster pc back home

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should start going to church again

Alright im gonna starting working now
See y'all in an hour

>>76781250
later bud

>>76781059
>its like scummier more realistic anatolian indiana jones
>mehmet is a pro plunderer from the sultans armies

toppest fucking notch

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>>76781250
have fun bro

btw i just remembered, there is going to be a SLIGHT inconsistency with johny's uniform
imma gonna give him the tiger rifle battallions jacket, either no hat/ virginia cavalry units hat and 20th tennesee pants.
For lore reasons, we can just make it so those are the uniforms he feels comfy in, you can even put a snarky little comment in the story if you want to.

>>76781665
>about it in the story*

Been meaning to read the Bible all the way through

>>76781665
>>76781698
sounds like he had a penchant for taking dead men's clothes

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okay i figured out how the cover is gonna look
its gonna be like >>76777156 and pic rel mixed together
i would post a photo but honestly its impossible to understand anything of the sketch i have done

>>76781791
that sounds great, a good reason for his knack of stealing valuables and also corrupt personality

Im gonna give johny matching outfits as the flagholder as an homage to the original work

>>76782597
>>76782504
sounds good man

i recommend a few patches here and there as well

>>76782691
Im not confident in my ability to draw patches, but i will try

>>76782736
hmm, you can just make it look work then

>listen youtube playlist while working
>sing along aswell
>"and i wish i was in dixie, hurray! Hurray"
>"...but the yellow rose of texas is the only gal for me"
>"...didnt those cowardly linconites tremble when they meet kelly's irish brigade"
>"yankee doodle keep it, yankee doodle d-"
>"wait whar"
Fucking yankees ruined my playlist

>>76783100
shouldnt have started this late, im already tired

>>76783100
Hah, I usually have to put on music I don't know the words to while I'm working, or I start trying to write the words.

>>76784610
i do it unconciously so it doesnt bother me

Don't like summer tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci3NxluvBrM

Holla Holla get $

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Reminder that Tarhiel is a pun on Tarheel, thus irrevocably connecting the South to the Morrowind canon.

>>76788690
Neat.

>>76788871
yeah one of the morrowind guys went to UNC

i think there's another easter egg about the tarheels in oblivion

Summer is good

>>76789109
Summer in the South is better!

>>76789241
Why because all the blacks get cramps and can't go outside?

>>76788690
>if you save him he just says that he doesn't want to talk about it

>>76789282
No, because the South has real Summers.

>>76789382
Fuck real summers T B H

>>76789342
when i start a character with marksman skill i try and see if i can shoot him with arrows on the way down

if i succeed and he draws his sword its good luck

I think I'd homeschool my kids

GOD BLESS AMERICA. THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

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>>76789716
srsly tho

>turning your offpsring over to the (((dept of education))) for yankee indoctrination

children should begin learning ancient greek philosophy and history at a young age

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>>76789716
you'll deprive them of social interaction which will make them resent you later in life

also, happy birthday america

>>76789777
>muh SLAVRY
>what about the Muslims
>WHITES WUZ EVIL
It's better for them to learn in a small environment anyway. I know that I can teach them better than the fucking state can

Fuck, I'll probably end up getting my sister's kids. I know my parents aren't going to want them

>>76789813
Nah, I'd take them out to do shit with other kids

>>76789839
You can send them to a private school. Homeschooling requires a lot more effort than people give it credit, which is why you sometimes end up with homeschooled kids who don't even know simple arithmetic by the time they're a senior. If you have a dedicated spouse it might make sense, so long as you enroll them in boy scouts or something.

and honestly, public education isn't terrible in high-income areas
some of the best stem-oriented schools are also public schools

>>76789937
>implying I'd have the money
>ever

>>76789961
you're an accountant just write off 100k in your pocket
no one will notice

>>76789953
>honestly, public education isn't terrible in high-income areas
You just have to deal with the indoctrination

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Evening /Dixie/. Have a happy 4th of july!

>>76789953
naive opinion, but I don't think it's even that. obviously you want to avoid bad schools, but I think the work ethic your parents instill, not your school, counts for far more. I did mediocre in high school and I'm doing good now

>>76789981
idk move to a neighborhood where everyone drives bentleys
i'm sure all the PTA members will be voting republicans

>>76790007
evening bud, happy 4th to you too

>>76790014
yeah, but you still want to send your kids to a good school
i know people irl who graduated from inner-city schools and learned nothing

>>76789979
I switched from accounting

Even if I didn't, O1's don't make a lot of money

>>76790007
It's 11:40 you cretin

>>76790032
neat, what's your major?

>It's 11:40 you cretin
typical southerner, living in the past

>>76790031
maybe i yan spoiled bc everywhere school from here to you is pretty good

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>>76790048
economics because I'm two smart four accounting

protip: accounting fucking sucks

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>tfw dumb northerner instead of dixie god

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>>76790049
>i yan spoiled bc everywhere school from

>>76790049
did you just have a stroke

it's that northern public education

>>76790134
I was in a Catholic school until 8th grade

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>>76790157
sorry bud, i was referring to bucks (and it was a bad joke)

>>76750191
maybe in turkey.

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>>76790094
>Catalog
>>76790105
no i dont have a stroke i am good
canna grill electric street

I hope you Johnny Rebs recognize the flag which flies over you on this day.

>>76790187
I didn't mean to respond to you

>>76790201
judging by recruitment rates, we're more concerned with the preservation of this nation than you are

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>>76790032

>>76790207
Long as you're a patriot and not a seditionist I don't care what state you come from.

>>76790201
No need for such hostilities

The wounds from that most uncivil of wars have healed to the point where no matter the land in this nation where men are birthed, we are American one and the same

>>76790222
Tell your neighbors to stop trying to destroy the country then

>>76790226
Just messing with you guys. Happy 4th
>>76790242
We're at the point of barricading since we're only a state of barely over a million.

>>76790267
you cannot stem the tide. south nh WILL be a bedroom suburb of boston

>>76790267
When are we going to get some sense and nuke the cities

>>76779949
>>Have to constantly pay for the tollways

Yeah no thanks

>>76790482
>having a state income tax
yeah no thanks

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everywhere is dead rn

>>76790876
false, people are shooting off fireworks rn

>>76790908
tell them to pls stop and go back to shitposting

conway no one is posting it didn't work

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I think I'm going to go to the lake even though it isn't going to clear up until Friday

>>76791207
that's ok

how are you celebrating our nation's 2017th birthday Montgomery

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if no one's on here i'm gonna post some gay shit

>>76791334
Virginia's gonna be pissed

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Boys?

>>76791357
Virginia went blue in 2016. Their Southern card is revoked.

t. Georgia

>>76791404
I didn't ask and I don't care

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>>76791327
i was trying to think of something to say but i'm so bored i can't even do that

later today i'll have a cookout with the buds
i bought some sodiepop and burger buns, hopefully it doesn't rain
also forgot to buy fireworks but i think we can make do

>>76791357
he knows where to find me

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>>76791396

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Stop being gay

>>76791611
no u

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>>76791611

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>>76791611

In 1765, the average amount of tax paid by someone in Great Britain itself was 312 pence (26 shillings) per year.

In Massachusetts, Pennsylvania and New York, the average tax was 12 pence per year, or 4% of the amount paid by people in Britain. People in Virginia only paid 5 pence, or less than half that amount.

In the years between 1765 and 1775 Britain greatly increased the tax burden on the American colonists by raising customs duties. This increased the tax burden by a massive 8 pence per head, to 20 pence per year — or 6% of the taxes that people in Britain itself had to pay, rather than 4%. This injustice drove the American patriots to rebellion.

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>>76795252
all we wanted was a few MPs

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>"Those who come hither [Pennsylvania] are generally of the most ignorant Stupid Sort of their own Nation…and as few of the English understand the German Language, and so cannot address them either from the Press or Pulpit, ’tis almost impossible to remove any prejudices they once entertain…Not being used to Liberty, they know not how to make a modest use of it…I remember when they modestly declined intermeddling in our Elections, but now they come in droves, and carry all before them, except in one or two Counties...In short unless the stream of their importation could be turned from this to other colonies, as you very judiciously propose, they will soon so out number us, that all the advantages we have will not in My Opinion be able to preserve our language, and even our Government will become precarious."
>"Why should Pennsylvania, founded by the English, become a Colony of Aliens, who will shortly be so numerous as to Germanize us instead of our Anglifying them, and will never adopt our Language or Customs, any more than they can acquire our Complexion."

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>>76797006
>yankees
>GERM'd

makes sense

good morning dixie
its 16.30

>>76797163
we've been moderately BLACKED, but the Yanks have basically been EVERYTHINGED to the point where it's not even completely accurate to call them Yankees anymore. They're by-and-large not even the same people we went to war with outside of maybe some strongholds of the old North like rural Vermont/New Hampshire/Maine.

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HAPPY 4TH FAGGOTS

>>76802228
that's a pretty fucking aesthetic pic

>>76802484
i fukken love fashwave

thats the first dixie one i've seen

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What is the national day of dixie?
7/4 perhaps?

>>76803246
December 20, 1860 was when SC seceded

>>76803282
>a national day five days before Christmas
that sounds stressful

>>76803437
We could do April 12th, Battle of Manassas at Fort Sumter

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Fresh OC 1/2

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>>76803600
2/2

>>76803637
whats the context here?

>>76803752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu0gcmGAZ8U

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gonna be a slow day on /dixie/

>>76804553
Driving to Hot Springs rn

y'know who we should have a merged thread with?
/eire/
they look like cool dudes (i never actually read anyting they posted though)

Whats dixie smoking?

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>>76805532
i wouldnt be opposed to inviting them over for dinner

>>76806182
weed lmao

weed is degenerate and so are you

>>76806267
Wish I had some weed to help with the opium withdrawal.

>>76806246

ROBERT E LEE ALIVE IN BELFAST, ROBERT E LEE MAKING ALBUM OF BELFAST, FAST RAP ROBERT E LEE BELFAST, WE ARE RICH AND DISPEL HOME RULE NOW, HAHAHAHAHA BECAUSE OF ROBERT E LEE, YOU ARE POOR, HA HA HA, YOU SLEEP IN A BOG

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Why be gay when you could have a BROWN GF?

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Thank you for the good music, rednecks

Dixie America is the best America

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xQXAY5V_5M

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>>76807275
yee YEE

Make America American Again tbqh

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>>76807480
Make Dixie Confederate Again tbqh

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>>76806474

>>76749768
Ok, I giggled.

Didn't know MacArthur was from Arkansas

i just started playing skullgirls
Jesus fuck my ass man what is this game
im gonna go work instead why did i even bought this

can't wait for crypto to become the world currency so that we can finally escape from the control of (((the Fed))) and their debt financed fiat faggotry

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>>76812732
>tfw no gold bars to shelter my finances from the inevitable fallout of digital scammery

altho tiny tradable items seem to be more useful on the ground level when society collapses

>>76812462
I need to get my hands on a CS coin of some sort. I hope they're not too expensive.

start collecting pop bottle caps y'all

>>76813734
>pop
here we go again