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London edition
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/fr/
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forgot about the Chinese

yeah they're the worst tourists actually
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plymouth is actually an alright place
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England is mine
And it owes me a living
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save a life
bin that knife
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anime
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>got nudes off a small blonde white girl
>has brown nips

How tf does that happen? Turned me off ngl
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anyone here want to start a hip hop group
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Going to the World Athletics Championships in August, at the West Ham Stadium
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBemtkZ2pp4
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>>76726594
/fr/ick off
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sue
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not very bright boys and girls
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HK independence WHEN?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QzRlAwHvFw
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Going to have a comfy game of civ and try not to think about work tomorrow desu
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Soph Aspin is smoking a joint in the latest video and she's 14

Not too wise of jack wilks to be directing that
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>>76726508
My crush is in London as we speak.
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>>76724590
>>76724590
>>76724590
remember to recycle afterwards
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>>76728597
Never because the Chinese won't allow it.
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>>76728566
Not me. I definitely don't.
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alri lads, downloaded all 3 Max Payne games, on wednesday I'll be on holiday for two weeks and will marathon them on the first while the car is in the shop
>>76726594
bon gars
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business idea: bar niggers from competing in olympics but retain their services to move the equipment and sell merchandise
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>>76728614
I'm gonna fuck her
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>>76728614
pics
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anime
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>>76728614
tourist?
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>>76728613
she's 17/18 you fucking plum
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>>76728624
oh, okay :(
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>>76728564
HOWLING at this triggered manlet
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dentists gonna get it
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>>76728625
dream sequence from the first one still haunts me
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chest ct scan tomorrow
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>>76728597
>talk about independence
>post their slave flag

for shame
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>>76728597
2047
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the gf (in the middle)
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filtered "sue"
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>>76728665
Good luck lad, it'll take about 30 seconds, hope you've not got cancer x x
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>>76728662
shouting at this
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>>76728662
such a strange flat

definitely looks like supported accommodation but he doesn't refer to any help
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>>76728665
You worried about the scan or the results?
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>>76728679
>not doing it naked

When did Peta become a bunch of pussies?
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/881503147168071680

Lads.
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looking through pictures of people at festivals and concerts and judging them for being ugly even though i know i'm uglier haha
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>>76728640
No, she's from Newcastle but she's visiting her friends in London. Pic related.>>76728637
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>>76728641

To quote Kamila Rymajdo of Vice:
''If you thought Chip vs Bugzy was an event then wait until you see Little T and 14 year old Soph Aspin open a whole world of juvenile rap beef.''
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>>76728693
oh, okay :(
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>>76728726
cute
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>>76728707
At least in time Trump will be gone and the yanks can return to normality.

We've permanently fucked ourselves which is kind of worse.
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>>76728679
how well known is thomas crowley in croatia?
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>>76728679
are they trying to give me a serial killer fetish
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>>76728744
normality as in back on the path of globalism and importing millions of muslims
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>>76728744
>We've permanently fucked ourselves which is kind of worse.
oh grow up
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>>76728726
how does a Honduran meet a geordie
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>>76728726
how do you know her?
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any straight white males in here?
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>>76728726
bit fucking ugly
looks like the sort of bint that would go near a spic manlet though
>>76728729
wrong
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>>76728726
I will make light work of her
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>>76728726
qt
why would you post a picture of her on here?
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>>76728707
>not authorised to view these tweets
what the fuck?
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>>76728799
/brit/ respects women
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>any straight white males in here?
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>>76728781
Alri granddad rule Britannia and all that, up the empire
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>>76728744
I agree, corbyn has tricked young people into thinking socialism is good. Imagine if he actually got into power and delivered 1/10th of what he promises. Maybe only then they can see the error of their ways.
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hm
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>>76728707
IS THIS REAL LIFE
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>>76728799
he's stalking her online. doesn't know her irl

reporting him as i post this
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>>76726508
Who has the biggest cock in london?
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>>76728808
just posted this pic on facebook
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love this style of dress
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lads do nightclubs and all that just use really dodgy cameras or is this what people actually look like?
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wanted to listen to a radio podcast about otto weininger but it was made by a bloke called Etienne Klein so im a bit doubtful
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>>76728726
going to smash her spectacles
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>>76728679
>Go Vegan

How did vegetarianism die out?
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>>76728814
hello paki
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>and the yanks can return to normality
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On a Douglas Murray binge lads
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>>76728792

She was born in 2002

Probably insisting she's 18 because you've wanked to her loads of times and are denying that you're a nonce, nonce.
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>>76728820
amerian works pretty well tbf
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>>76728831
all me
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>>76728873
not really
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blows my mind how 70% of britain is lower/lower-middle class
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyKeORFpD3k
every time it looks like tim has hit rock bottom he gets a little worse
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>>76728871
any proof for that? she left school in May
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>>76728831
i slept with a londoner with an 8.8incher
thats the biggest ive ever seen anywhere
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>arguing if a girl is legal to wank to
fucking nonces
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>>76728878
and if i fuck you in your fucking ass then what will you do?
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>>76728899
leave the man alone ffs
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>>76728917
>london
>8.8 inch willy

no prizes for guessing the ethnicity
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>>76728928
enjoy it
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>>76728820
but it's different today because we have individual liberties and social justice movements and shiet
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>>76728707
did he misspell cnn or is fnn some other thing i dont know about

>>76728935
hahaha he was mulatto actually
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>>76728921
bender
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>>76728814
point out where i said that you absolute spanner
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>ugly
>fat
>manlet
>balding

this sucks
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Iona Lake IS CUTE CUTE CUTE
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>>76728899
he reads these threads mate maybe be more careful with your harmful words x
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>>76728950
>still spamming this fake news
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imagine the shame you'd feel if your son came out as gay.
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>>76728952
>mulatto
fuck off yank
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>>76728942
what a fucking faggot
>>76728952
what are you? fucking gay?
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Ah yes, the call centre
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1498975303580.webm
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>>76728995
yes

yes
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>>76728749
rorkes love him due to catholicism brotherhood meme, him and that one french guy are the most famous foreign volunteers
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>>76728995
*fucks your arse*
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>>76728873
absurd crime rates
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>>76729016
good lads
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>>76728993
>In english, printed use of the word mulatto dates to at least the 16th century. The 1595 work Drakes Voyages first used the term...

>>76728995
yea
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>>76728989


Would probably permaheem myself if I raised a bender for a son
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>>76728998
blimey
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business idea: everyone lives in tribes of ~150 like minded individuals

BOOM
just solved world peace
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https://youtu.be/szGxq3pvJPQ
love young mogg
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>>76728961
Good thing I'm a virgin so this can never happen to me.

Unless:
>walking through the club
>feel a sharp scratch in my arm
>suddenly someone pushes past me and whispers "welcome to the world of AIDS"
>think nothing of it
>turns out I have been injected with AIDS

happened to my mate's mate, stay safe
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>>76728984
not quite sure what that image has to do with my post
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that londoner would look great on HRT cant lie
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imagine the shame youd feel if your dad came out as homophobic
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>>76729067
not quite sure what your flag has to do with this thread
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>>76729064
the syringe filled with HIV is a meme stop it
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weird how kopparberg have the best before date featuring prominently on the front label
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>>76729059
thats literally Karl Marx's doctoral dissertation aha

>>76729070
who is the londoner
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>>76728901

you can look up anyones birth year on findmypast. search it yourself, i'm getting done for doxxing for the sake of a nonce.
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>>76729064
FAKE

NEWS
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>>76729060


He looks the fucking same
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>>76729101
not unheard of for people to post memes on 4chan as it happens lad
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>>76729101
t. bugchaser
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>>76729094
international board mate
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>>76729094
an excellent retort
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>>76729101
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looking at old photos of the multiple lad's holidays I've been on with the 'ys

having a good old laugh
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>>76729116
I'm not on there, I'm off the radar
posting from a bunker deep underground somewhere in Cumbria
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>>76729126
dont tell anyone
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>>76729060
is mogg a lizard person
he doesn't age
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just figured out the cure to HIV

not saying
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>>76728894
Fuck off toff
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>>76729159
oh go on
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>>76729159
is it "stop plunging arses with cocks"?
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>>76729185
terrible post
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>>76729159

Is it to not have sex with benders
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HIV is basically at the point of being curable nowadays
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>>76728831
i would if i lived in london

but i don't because it's shite
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>Alien-Covenant.2017.KOR.HDRip.1080p

might be worth a cheeky look, these Korean hardsubs are usually alright
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>>76729059
now renew it for another season
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>>76729194
me on the right
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Any poo man in
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>>76728998
how could you sit there and not be creasing
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>>76729197
it is but everytime a lab is one finger away from ending their research the government whos bullied by the big med companies tell them to shut it down
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just did a sudo pacman -Syu jobby
very tense + nervous
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>>76729218
alri
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There are people who were unable to pass any GCSEs. Blows my mind.
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need to get pinned down and aggressively fucked hard
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primitive_communism

doing a read
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Aaah... Yes
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>>76729267
pls be in kent
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>>76729267
little bit gay
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business idea: a reality TV show featuring one person from each and every nation on earth living on an island
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>>76729273
I desperately wish I was :'(
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>>76729272
haha what the fuck
what is this
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am israel hai
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>>76729273
pls be in hythe
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>>76729272
sha tin?
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>>76729282
Sounds p kino
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business idea: make gay posts on /brit/ but actually be a girl
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>>76729282
of proportionate representation
so like half would be chinks and indians
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>>76729292
yesterday was the 20th anniversary of the handover to china, some memey looking lads were in town handing out this sort of stuff
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>>76729303
post fucking machines
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calle calle
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>>76729224
Call centre lad here. It's not funny to be yelled at.

The prevailing emotion is apathy. People yell and yell about how significantly they are going to be negatively affected by whatever shit you are telling them and you just do not remotely care. The people I speak to on calls are names on a screen to me, I do not give a single shit about their problems.

I don't think I am "le twisted fucking psychopath", I just think it's impossible to care in such a detached environment where you're forced to listen to people's crap all day.
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>>76729315
um fuck off sweaty x
that was my idea first
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>>76729315
pls be in hull
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>>76729320
not my business idea fuck off
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>>76729315
any girl who does that should be flayed alive
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>>76729321
i heard the police cracked down pretty on all that and that Xi came over and waved his dick around
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*firmly asserts my dominance over everyone ITT*
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>>76729344
reckon mine will be better then
who the fuck want a tongalese from bongabonga land with as much screen time as a yank or a frog or something
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Ah yes
Drugs

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-40473232
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me and the lads
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>>76729361
>>76729340
teehee silly boys don't hit on me x
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if you work in a call centre should commit suicide
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business idea: withdraw all funding for HIV and AIDS research and spend it on normal people instead
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>>76729321
what is it on though?
like a pamphlet or a bag or something?
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>>76729374
the fact that the fingers that typed this post are attached to a cock disgusts me
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having my 2nd dr pepper of the day
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>>76728998
>and I mean physically
Creasing
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>>76729371
why are brits so much into hardcore drinking and drugs
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>>76729371
why do they always do fundraisers for people AFTER they're dead? I'm gonna do one while I'm still alive I think
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modern women and views on penis size

under 5-hilarious
5-6- unappealing
6-7- forgettable, just another dick
7-7.5 decent, quietly impressed, but wouldnt mention it to her friends
7.5 +big, beautiful, delicious, satisfying

this is the truth
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>>76729426
because we're not soft cunts
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>>76729366
from what i saw it remained almost entirely peaceful, but there were a few people who i think probably got arrested. A lot of the HK independence people were very animated, but not violent from what i saw
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>>76729371

probably PMA not MDMA
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drinking a can of warm pepsi max
not particularly enjoying it
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>>76729426
because there's nothing else to do in our miserable, dull lives
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>>76729388
I do think about committing suicide as it happens.

Also at any given moment there is usually at least 1 person on sick leave for suicidal ideation. People who are working full time in a call centre on £17k deep into their 20s generally don't want to be there.
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>>76729435
t. virgin male

>>76729443
is it actually possible they get independence? or are they deluded
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told my entire family i got a job but i don't
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>>76729426
nothing else to do
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>>76729457
runt detector is off the charts
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>>76729373
gf on the right
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>>76729420
Didn't know you had Dr. Pepper in Yuroland (t. just drank a cherry flavor)
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Seriously, the People's Republic of China has never had any rights to Hong Kong or Macau. Macau was a Portuguese trade colony for around 400 years, and Hong Kong Island was ceded to Great Britain along with mainland Hong Kong that was ceded for 99 years. They weren't ceded by the People's Republic, neither by the Republic of China (which is now Taiwan), but by the Qing Empire. When Communist China asked for Hong Kong, why didn't the British just send the Royal Navy there?
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>>76729461
It'd probably be for the best if you did. Come on, I'll join you
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>>76729467
t.seething dicklet
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>>76729371
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-40473232

>doesn't say what the press was
What a fucking useless article.
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>>76729426
implying people in france/europe/the entire world don't do drugs - the UK is not an outlier
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>>76729492
we thought we could curry favour with them
turns out: we couldnt
haha
ha
hahaha
ha
kill me
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>>76729458
>>76729475
huh i don't think there's that much difference in lifestyle between britain and france, or britain and germany for example. yet on the continent there's less drugs & alcohol problems, particularly in the early twenty population
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>>76729371
there's always so much shit surrounding drug deaths

bollocks she died off of one pill, bet she was up to her tits in gak and ket too

happened to a lad that lives round near me, paper's reported it as him dying off of one pill when everyone that was with him knew he'd been on a weekend long bender
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*hits you for a six*
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>>76729390

business idea: when gays get their £400 a month PEP drugs that allow them to shag without a condom, actually give them the most lethal strain of HIV and then withdraw all HIV/AIDS treatment for homos
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I work adjacent to a call-centre training place and some of the utter articles I see coming and going from there makes me shudder

most of them don't even seem to have cars haha
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>>76729467
>is it actually possible they get independence? or are they deluded
i dont know enough about HK politics, but I think actual independence is very unlikely and also not an extremely popular idea. What is more likely (and what most people seem to want) is to remain an SAR of china, but with slightly more autonomy than they have now
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>>76729515
mdma or coke isn't as rampant here as it is in the uk
same for alcohol i think
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>>76729522
yea it was a joke really, drugs in uni are a big things though
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>>76729514
This Tbh
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anime
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>>76729548
yeah but you eat mouldy cheese
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Honestly scared I'll end up working in a call centre
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>>76729529
She probably did die off one pill but it won't have been MDMA. Yet the article will say she died overdosing on eccies because that's what she thought she was buying / taking.
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>>76729575
It's a noble profession, ignore the prats lad
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>>76729540
i just dont think the mainland will allow it
theyre such fucking cunts and they love their stupid One China stuff
they obviously arent against using force to get their way, and nobody can stand up to them any more, so i dont see how on earth they can be stopped
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Feeling very tired for some peculiar reaon
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What the fuck do they want off me?
I accelerate and break gently, never break speed limits, and as soon as I go on a motorway my score drops to 3 instead of 5.
Fuck this gay shit
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>>76729522
People here are colossal runts
Banning alcohol would be a great move but it'll never happen
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>>76729435

women don't know how long cocks are

nor do they know how tall men are. we had a 5'4" guy at work and some of the girls were genuinely speculating if he was under 5 foot.
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>>76729575
if you stick at it in uni, do a placement and don't do a meme degree you should be fine.

If you drop out the call centre life awaits.
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>>76729435
this is spot-on if im honest
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>>76729601
>falling for the blackbox insurance meme
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>>76729603
yeah banning alcohol worked great the last time that happened
*gives rise to massive, violent organised crime*
whoops
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what the fuck is root beer exactly? I had assumed for years it was like ginger ale but apparently its different. what does it even taste like?
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>>76729574
so do we
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>>76729625
that way my first car insurance is £1600 instead of £1900
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>>76729635
Dandelion & burdock-esque
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Doing a look at some history stuff in my city
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>>76729562
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>>76729635
apparently its grim as fuck
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>>76729635
why dont you just buy a can and try it you fucking rodent
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>>76729574
not unealthy and tastes good
binge drinking only has downsides

>>76729603
i think banning alcohol is dumb but promoting the damages it cause (much like tobacco for example) should be done. just go to any rusty bar in the afternoon before the working men come and see bloated 50 something men with bloated ugly red faces. very sad
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>>76729614
Well I've just graduated with a first
No job though aha
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>>76729601
FUCKING HOWLING IMAGINE GETTING A BLACKBOX
IMAGINE NOT BEING ABLE TO SPEED
ALL FOR THE SAKE OF SAVING £100 A YEAR YOU FUCKING TRAMP
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>>76729603
Fuck off Ahmed
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>>76729635
it is, as the french say, péng
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>>76729667
You shouldn't be speeding anyway
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>>76729640
Yes but then after you drive normally with it for a bit it will be £2300
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>>76729640
It only works out cheaper if you don't commute.
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>>76729667
I wouldn't speed even without it. My point is that I get shit scores despite driving fine
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>>76729676
even the rozzers do 35 in the 30s you gimp
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>>76729435
this isn't true at all hahaha
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love having an eight inch willy
never use it though haha
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heart is beating fast and breathing has gotten really heavy
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>getting a cuckbox

oh my days lmao
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>>76729708
more like 50ish here, tailgating you then passing aggressively with no signals
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>>76729676
>>76729697
>I wouldn't speed
pure fucking autism, you're not capable of logical thinking and need to be told what to do by numbers on a sign
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>>76729667
cannot imagine the runtoid insect fingers that typed this post
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>>I wouldn't speed
>pure fucking autism, you're not capable of logical thinking and need to be told what to do by numbers on a sign
>>
>>76729731
calm down, it's okay, you're safe
*strokes your hair and kisses you*
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>>76729716
how do you empty your bladder then
>>
>>76729731
call an ambulance
>>
>>76729608
that isnt the point., this is just what dicklets say, they know big and small when they see it and the lengths i gave about corresponds with those impressions, even if theyre not that good at necessarily knowing the actual measurement, dicklet
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>>76729772
snap
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>>76729740
Hit me at 30 and there's an 80% chance I'll live
Hit me at 40 and there's an 80% chance I'll die
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>>76729772
out my arsehole
>>
>>76729714
it completely is, how is it not?
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>>76729803
NATIONALISE THE BLOODY RAILWAYS
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pineal is doing somersaults
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>>76729786

nah mine is 7x6
nice dick obsession though, primitive little savage
>>
Personally I pay $1400 total for full coverage on my daily driver and liability on my older fun car

No insurance spying to worry about, 1 ticket on record from a few years ago, drive how I want and as a single male under 25 I'm expecting it to continue dropping over the next few years. Had the option to get one of the boxes put on my new car but they don't need to know where I go and how I get there.
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>>76729814
I don't drive into obstacles sweetie
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>>76729862
Nobody actually gets the blackbox except students who's parents can't afford to pay their insurance for them.
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>>76729862
how much cheaper would it have been with an nsabox
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>>76729483
we do
it's made by coca cola though
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Alright lads, I have been away for 2 weeks. Did you miss me?
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dont have a car
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>>76729697
You get shit scores because you drive with it, you get penalised for driving distances, black box insurance is only worth it if you only drive on weekends.
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>>76729839
ngl though this is literally actually accurate
>>
>>76729912
That's a point. Maybe it's averaging your distances against your estimated miles/year and penalising you for breaking it's projected total
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>>76729906
no jog on
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>>76729814
this advert freaked my developing nut out when i was a kiddy
>>
going to do a Civ 5 game with at least 5 people
looking forward to it
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business idea: european socialism
>>
20c or so outside and im actually a bit cold. is this what australians feel like?
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>>76729952
are you hong kongelses or expat
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>>76729839
Remember son, short term money gain over humanities progress any day. We will make America great again.
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would genuinely rather get the bus than have a blackbox
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>>76729968
hello bruce
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>>76729971
student here for two months
WILL move here in future though, proper good place this is
>>
hmm
just called called by ipsos mori
didn't answer though
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spied some drug dealers, lads
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>tfw only got a 2 in my blackbox driving assessment on sat and got my car privileges removed

Have to write a letter to Mr. Goldstein now apologising
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my insurance was nearly a fucking grand even though I've no points or claims or anything. last year I only had to pay 700 and similar the previous year. pretty certain its going to be a grand when I renew it at the end of this month too
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>>76729985
bet you wouldn't

>>76729995
ah ok
is it expensive there in comparison to here
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>>76729882
Can't imagine having to worry about what score my tracking device is giving me every time I get in the car

>>76729894
theoretically a couple hundred bucks a year but I imagine in practice it would end up being similar unless I tried to drive excessively slowly to appease the insurance overlords. Only had the option on my newer car, the older one isn't compatible with intrusive modern electronics.
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>>76729958
Very comfy indeed
>>
thought the hong kong lad was the vietnamese expat
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>>76730019
>ah ok
>is it expensive there in comparison to here
>>76729993
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>>76730011
>blackbox driving assessment
wat
>>
Imagine my shock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m6Lk1qunS4
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>>76730027
thought the Vietnamese is a Canadian expat?
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>>76729862
>$1400 total for full coverage

But you guys always go on about how cheap your insurance is

guess its just a meme like the car prices
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>>76724590
>>76724590
>>76724590

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
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>>76729993
im so jelly
i wanna do the exact same thing when im older
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>>76730052
yes a canadian expat thats what i meant
>>
i live like a stoner in ever way except smoking weed
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business idea: classical education
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>>76730080
hong kong is an arrogant student and vietnam is an arrogant leaf
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>>76730043
is it possible to filter youtube channels? this runt is in my recommended ever since I got tricked and clicked his link
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>>76730102
click the thing on the top right and click not interested and it'll stop showing up
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hmm
>>
never have a problem flirting with 9/10+ girls because i know they'll never shag me, you autists would flip if you saw me chatting to one

have many problems flirting with moderately attractive girls, i turn into a grade A sperg around them and can barely hold a conversation

too up myself to chat up average girls

as a result i'm still a virgin hahahahaha
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