Pure coincidence edition
cara
>The Queen’s Speech, approved this week, ditched plans to raise about £1bn from ending universal winter fuel payments — according to the Institute for Fiscal Studies — and a further £600m by ending universal free school meals for infants.
Why are the Conservatives so fucking hopeless? Who in their right fucking mind thought these ideas made a good campaign platform?
'avin a barbecue lads
>>76724344
in their mind that money is something people just want and not something they need
>>76724369
I can sort of see where they were coming from about the fuel payments, but you don't fucking campaign on that, do it quietly when you're in office if you have to
>scottish rugby
>>76724422
hnnnng
*fishes near the british coast*
using this thread
>>76724272
>>76724272
>>76724272
Real new
>>76724668
Kill yourself, thread war wanker
Remember not to have kids lads
anime
love cute lads simples
SCHLUMP BTFO
>>76726443
Nice neg bro, looks like the foundation has been laid. Check for IOI's and affirmations while building up credibility with direct game.
>>76724767
cute lass in pink
just bet all the money in my bank account on a confederations cup double
bread and water for the next 2 weeks then lads
Love feet
Simple as
Got a mate who's so snobby about not wanting to go on holiday to anywhere even vaguely deemed as 'touristy' or warm and by the sea that he's not been abroad in the 3 years since he moved out from his parents lol
footfags are more mentally ill than gays and trannies
love 16 year old girls
simple as
>>76726571
>muh constitution is sacrosanct
>>76726597
double for who?
>>76726542
You've never heard of The Good Life?
What?
>>76726638
forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSANTRnEBgg
>>76726606
is that
>>76726606
feet gud
>>76726630
i forgive them
>>76726625
good lad
>>76726625
I haven't been on holiday with lads ever
Because the same applies to them, fucking melts refuse to go anywhere trashy
What does AC do and why is it so expensive/damaging to the environment?
Does it physically make air colder or does it just pull air in from outside
>>76726676
fuck me this 4chanx thing isn't going so well today
is that anita*
holidays are a giant waste of money
>footfags are more mentally ill than gays and trannies
*heems the footfag*
>>76726705
>lucozade fridge pack
>>76726643
portugal & germany in 90 mins
>>76726705
It sucks in the cold air from outside and blows how super cold air inside and pushes hot air outside.
Literally the reason for CC (climate change)
Had a really distressing dream last night, lads.
I was working for the Kensington council and was at a meeting trying to help residents of the Grenfell Tower disaster when this bunch of pakis started flipping out and reeeeing at me.
I tried to calm them down, but they wouldn't listen so I ended up punching one and my fist went straight through his fucking head.
Then it turned out that these pakis were actually the zombified remains of the people who had died in the tower block and were starting shit with the council so we had to go around knocking their fucking heads off whilst trying to dodge the grieving family members of the paki zombies.
>>76726735
rude
>>76726625
Whats bad about that? Why the fuck would you want to go on holiday in some dire beach normie shithole?
Would much rather prefer the alps or somewhere
watching videos of cats
>>76726767
>the alps
Ah rich normie as opposed to poor normie
Seen you on Twitter
Ireland just got DECIMATED here
>>76726738
>>76726749
had a dream the other day that i was interviewing rupert murdoch on tv and it was a terrible interview which he roasted me with every answer and i didnt even ask him about trump and russia links
>>76726820
stop posting about yourself sara you fucking ugly gremlin
>>76726829
>linking your own post
>>76726705
It's a heat exchanger, look up the refrigeration cycle
It uses electricity to do work and as we all know use of electricity is killing us all
>>76726856
I'm actually the one who posted after him applauding it x
the bfs
woke up this morning and saw my qt gf next to me and I felt very happy, then she woke up and we snuggled and then I put my Wilkins in her
then I woke up ;____;
feeling #drunk
kiss my ass alt-right
Why is cumming quickly seen as a bad thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PlTt2y0MrA
ah yes, the ol' 'phrenia
>>76726938
it takes more work to pleasure a woman in bed
if you cum too quickly, you haven't pleasured her and she won't want to have sex with you again
>>76726929
never call it your wilkins ever again
>>76726938
Because it means you have no stamina and are likely really bad in bed because your 3 pump and dump style leads to no actual experience, over too quick.
>>76726938
performativity, pleasure-economy as opposed to a production based one
Going to the 'ym now. Forgot what I am supposed to workout today.
0-3 Chest
4-7'ceps
7-8 back
9 l*gs
got a piece of dried cum stuck in my chap's eye
>>76726938
because people watch porn and think that sex should be 2 hours of intense fucking
in reality, it's best to cum as quick as possible since a bear/wolf pack/lion/tiger/whatever might come and scare you off
splendid isolation when
>>76726938
women are the most entitled people on the planet
not sure the normies in the elevator were speaking real English.
good looking young people communicate through laughter and grunts
USB stick
was shagging my qt gf in her bedroom last night and i came after 3 pumps but it was a good thing because a wolf jumped out and attacked us but i was able to easily get away since i'd already done a cum
>>76727002
ah yes the great british bear & lion & tiger & wolf pack, known to target many a boudoir
Wiggins = Reddit
Froome = 4chan
Had anal sex with the virgin gf yesterday btw. Shit was so cash. She wanted me to take her v and to stop having "baby sex" (basically giving each other head and kissing/clit fingering). We tried but it didn't get in her vagina so I fucked her in the ass instead.
>>76727057
many a big cat in britain anon
Timothy James Byrne here
Meant to meet a girl for a drink yesterday
>oh i can't sorry anon, but we can tomorrow afternoon if you want?
>okay cool anonnette
>oh hey anon, are we still good for this afternoon? oh by the way im totally hungover so can we just go for coffee?
Ummm....didn't think you were going out yesterday? Hmmmmmmm
QUITE hate English normie girls
be urself
>>76727069
U look like an anteater
girl asked if i was gay last night
lol
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree
was walking around last night with my mates and saw some lasses window open so i did jump through and saw some lad knee deep in his gf but unfortunately he'd already done a cum so he were able to get away from me
>>76726978
Do you really think that the quickness of cumming relates to experience? lol
>>76727002
This.
>>76727057
They're thinking of reintroducing them, that'll kill off the 2 hour session normies
>>76727123
*whom
>>76726948
BANGING
gf wants to have sex in a park lads hehe
>>76727105
go for coffee you drip
>>76727169
THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
THE POINT IS THAT SHE WASN'T DOING ANYTHING YESTERDAY AND NOW SHE'S HUNGOVER
>>76727114
U look like a jealous "person"
>>76726948
STOP CLOWNING ME AROUND
>>76727105
FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT
but yeh that is classic. I don't have a single "friend" who i'm not a back up for.
>>76727110
what else can I do?
>>76727105
>>76727185
lmao
cuck'd
>>76727069
>baby sex
He's turning into Thainonce day by day
wearing this
Algeria is a chad
>>76727185
what? no. she told you she couldn't make it and rearranged for tomorrow afternoon
>>76727185
She said she can't meet you because she had other plans, which apparently invloved drinking. Don't see the problem you fucking autistis Rasheed.
how the fuck was football in the 80s like
£1m player was a lot?
loads of people watched it back then even
>>76727168
do it mate, it's completely safe
t. totally not a bear
>>76727193
piss off to the fucking gym already you pathetic waste
>>76727185
get over it you bender
if you say space ghetto in an american accent it sounds like spice girl in a glaswegian accent
sue
>>76727213
Don't you have to be going out with a girl to get cucked by her?
I've never met this one before.
>>76727253
only thing to watch. so it didn't command a high price . now there's competition in the market, thicko
>>76726948
How much time before hes in the papers
>>76727243
>he's algerian
>I'm the rasheed
LOL
>>76727262
scotish can roll their r's though
unlike you mongs
teddy has got the swiper
doing a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoybTk6TEX4
>>76727338
anyone can roll their r's anon, it's not hard
Taught the gf a new word
>>76727262
lol
just remembered the big bad bully in the new spiderman is a 5'5" paki twink lmao
*moves away from the mic to breathe*
>>76727327
Yeah, pretty much.
this place is just a normie exhibition channel
>>76727368
>>76727262
screeching
utter state of these people
>>76727368
post your texts where you talk about fucking dogs lmao 5'8"
>>76727418
She's 19 you piece of shit
>>76727355
english people commonly do not /cannot
>>76727430
Hey I recognise that tunnel. What are huns doing out and about already?
anything up to about 1960 must have been completely lawless
you could do anything and get away with it
>>76727430
BAPS
A
P
S
>>76727436
Never texted anyone thusly
>>76727430
damn... so this is the power of danelaw genetics
sad sacks
haven't wanked today
what's the best tea brand lads?
>>76727449
How old are you?
>>76727466
yeah being a serial killer was easier in those days
>>76727462
do not isn't the same as cannot, lad
we all have to take a foreign language at school
>>76727468
'nce
>>76727466
But weird shit like not turning up to court when nobody told you that you had to turn up got you outlawed, meaning it was legal to rob or kill you at will
>>76727490
thought the women on the left was an old asian lady
>>76727296
no need to insult
im still drunk from last night for fuck sake
remember when tommy robinson was talking about muslim grooming gangs years before rotherham was revealed, and was denounced as a racist bigot
>herro
Alri chest day it is
>you just gotta be yourself bro
>>76727503
i didn't imply it was the same.
i was hedging my bets as to whether it was impossible for the bulk of them or whether it's just seen as a lower class northern thing to do
>>76727476
Unfortunately for you, the internet always remembers.
gf on the right
>>76727430
>>76727490
respect them even though they want me dead
love nationalism of all kinds
t. fenian
>>76727413
she is very pretty
who is she?
my ideal house:
>high pitched gable roof
>triple storey
>near a big city
>next to a lake
>view of mountains
ah well too bad it doesn't exit here
My Grammar school was approx 30% non-white when I was there.
Just read the latest OFSTED report, 11 years later, it is now over 70% non-white.
What kind of parent could send their white child to a school like that? It's horrifying for a child to feel like a minority in their own nation, it must cause serious mental damage.
>>76727582
>near a big city
eliminates pretty much all of your other criteria
>>76727565
i respect the northern irish but hate glaswegians of all kinds
the poncy holier than though sellick ones as well as the inbred racists from larkhall
they look genuinely sick
>>76727599
there were like 3 white people per class in my school and they were all albanian
chinese racism makes white racism look like thinly veiled contempt
>>76727599
not to mention the bullying
>>76727544
Any able-able minded individual can notice a clear discrepancy between my relatively honourable commend of the english language (for a non-native speaker that is) and that of the chap who sent "this", whom I do not have the privilege to know by any means.
*refills pipe and adjusts monocle when he's done*
>>76727599
That's mad. There's 6 non-whites in my old grammar school. There was 1 while I was there. Massive increase, technically, but it's still less than 1% non-white.
who actually reads the posts of this dog-fucking turbononce
>>76727617
within 1 hour of driving
me and the gf
anyone in chelmsford wanna frot?
>>76727729
she has a man face
sorry
>>76727599
>My Grammar school
hello tarquin
>>76727730
come to horsham
lost 4 bets in a row and portugal are looking like shite against mexico
>>76727599
I went to a school that was 60-70%% non-white
It was alright, just shit because it was in a poor area more than the people. The worst people, because it was a poor area, were the chavvy whites tbqh
>>76727714
nobody should. everyone should be ignoring the fucker.
she wants a lad from Luton
>>76727730
why are gays sex obsessed give it a rest for a minute
>>76727666
Weird, given the fact that you admitted it was your text conversation but claimed someone had photoshopped it.
>>76727727
slovenia. live west of the capital and you can drive to Italy, Austria and Hungary easy peasy. can live in the mountanis for pittance and property is cheap.
>>76727780
Ummm....hello? Is she hot?
Kinda gives me a placeboner that a Swede knows about Luton
>>76727636
>>76727430
almost certainly attributable to lifestyle . The youngest ones look normal. Should have their kids taken off them and given to a nice middle class family
send them away
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_Children
>>76727811
he's a Haitian refugee not swedishj
>>76727764
hello paki
>a random czechoslovakian talking shit about you out of nowhere
This place will never cease to amaze me
>>76727729
>>76727824
I am not the haitian
>>76727792
women are less sexual than men so a heterosexual coupling has a balance. when men get together they dont have that inhibition so become perverted degenerates, like many benders are.
went to lidl to get a few raspberry kopparbergs to have with my dindins
gonna be comfy af
>*refills pipe and adjusts monocle when he's done*
he literally has no idea how to actionpost does he
>>76727582
switzerland mate
How busy are sunday nights? everyones at home because of work on monday right?
applied for a job at a chinese cash and carry
>>76727809
wow a real post on /brit/ for once
thanks lad
>>76727886
busy where dickhead?
could break algerinonce's massive nose with a stern look
>>76727874
>drinking on a sunday night with work tomorrow
not comfy in the slightest
>>76727909
i could but i dont think my arms reach that far down lol
>>76727905
anywhere
streets, pubs. clubs, etc
>>76727884
notice how quiet he went after i posted the proof that it was his conversation? lmao
>>76727904
no probs cobber, considering it myself as a back up plan if my my ideas on living in france fail.
how come despite all the things the world has to offer most people end up spending every day making a cup of tea and watching a flickering screen?
freedom is slavery
>>76727831
*crouches down*
say that again mate
>>76727885
ok let me just whip out $5 million from my money tree
Lads, best sauce for fish and chips? Vinegar only?
>>76727826
Nah I was one of the 30-40%.
I think that's why I'm such an unsocialised atutist. The Asian kids were not interested in talking to us and I had no interest in talking to the white chavvy kids so my circle of possible frends was very limited
why are bangladeshis so small
>>76727959
tartar sauce
>>76727959
curry sauce
brown gf when
>>76727967
kek
I went to a non-white London school and it was fine because it was a complete mix, everyone got on well
theres wasn't 1 large ethnic group
in bengali schools in East london you would definitely get bullied though
people get very rowdy and confident when they are part of a large ethnic group
>>76727984
second this, Maille make the best one imho, its got shallots in it which spice it up lovely.
>>76727959
chip sauce
IT's not the leeeeaaaaving of Liverpool that griieeeeeeeves me
>>76727917
just 2 kopps and a few beers to keep me lightly buzzed til nighttime won't do too much harm
>>76727996
nice of lorde to get some sun in
/liverpool/ mentioned yet again
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/881503147168071680
>>76727996
want to put a baby in her
t. gay dude
was stuck in traffic on the M5 earlier and was listening to a radio 4 documentary about the Hadza people who still live as hunter-gatherers in Tanzania. Pretty cool.
*blocks your path*
bake my fucking cake or else
Abortion is murder
Why should women be able to kill children en masse, just because they can't take responsibility for their own actions?
the 'top
>>76727959
mushy peas
gravy
curry
vinegar
prawns about to hit the barbie
>>76728045
squealing
>>76728045
madman
>>76727959
mayonnaise/tartar sauce
>>76728056
foetus isn't a child
even pro life people can't argue that it is. they use terms like individual, moral entity and ptoential person
>>76727967
wow multiculturalism so beautiful i feel to cry ;_;
>>76728045
Not presidential behaviour.
i lucked out with the sharehouse and housemates but there is one absolutely spastic dire cunt who will forever flame the anger of 10,000 suns in me in everything he does
pretty sure he's a jew, too, which would explain alot
>>76728055
>love is a human right
umm no it isn't xxx
idiots clowning him around today
>>76728045
>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/881503147168071680
howling
tip top:
lemon juice and tartare
dumb bum:
vinegar and ketchup
>>76728002
There wasn't one group at mine either - just all Asian sub-contitent countries plus some random Eastern Euros, Albanians etc and a few Africans (distinct lack of caribbean blacks though)
No whites got bullied because of their race (does that even happen except in the eyes of rorkes that have never been to a mixed school?)
>>76728055
all these people support immigration from the middle east
immigration from a part of the world where their sexuality is illegal and punishable by death in many instances.
cannot get my nut around that. any benders wana enlighten me about that one?
>tartar sauce
Why do amateur white track athletes even bother? What's the point when you're hobbled by your own genetics against blacks? Where do they find the motivation to get up and train only to lose race after race after race at the top level to guys who may not even train as much but who just roll out of bed in the morning with their 80% fast twitch muscle fibre and push in white-boi shit all day long at the track.
abolish corporation tax
introduce flat income tax
abolish the welfare state
dismantle the BBC and the license fee
privatise the NHS
remove all subsidies for "green" energy
abolish the planning system
make abortion illegal after 12 weeks (with a charge of infanticide)
>>76728105
how else is he going to cultivate his personality cult of internet dorks
it's 2017 anon
>>76728098
>foetus isn't a child
>googles fetus
hmmm
>>76728132
the mentally ill are mentally ill
a real shocker
>>76728054
Tell us some details lad, genuinely interested
Also, how based is Radio 4
Multiculturalism is a constant source of conflict
>>76728163
>an unborn or unhatched offspring of a mammal, in particular an unborn human more than eight weeks after conception.
um what are you blabbering about sweetie?
the 16 year old gf is messing me about
just WAIT till i get her in bed she WILL tASTE MY FURY
>we're just like everyone else!
>>76728147
>abolish corporation tax
no
>introduce flat income tax
no
>abolish the welfare state
no
>dismantle the BBC and the license fee
yes
>privatise the NHS
no
>remove all subsidies for "green" energy
no
>abolish the planning system
no, reform it
>make abortion illegal after 12 weeks (with a charge of infanticide)
24 weeks is fine
you're shit
Trump's Attack On CNN Was Scary And Illegitimate. Here's Why We Must Kill Wypipo
Opinion Piece - David Rosen
>>76728045
>>76728147
alri noseberg
>>76728131
>does that even happen
sometimes
http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/Aaron_Dugmore
>claim to be pro life
>still eat animals
um nice try sweetie xx
>>76728055
if love is a human right then incels should be provided with a state funded escort at least once a month
>>76728200
>Love is a human right
THEN WHY THE FUCK AM I SINGLE YOU SHITLORD
>>76728045
I fucking love the world we live in
>>76728200
why do all drag queens have that same long mannish face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POTuZQjxsL0
ASPIN
S
P
I
N
Impeach Grumpfart
>>76728176
listen for yourself mate: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08wmmwq
radio 4 is great. definitely the best radio station around. very informative on so many topics. listened to a great piece about air conditioning and its impact on humanity.
abolish my bollocks
introduce flattening technology (a steamroller) to my testes
abolish the welfare of my sack
dismantle the BBC (boy's bruised cock) and my nards
privatise the destruction of my dangling scrote (i.e do it behind closed doors)
remove all balls from my body
abort my tender nutsack
>>76728243
because they're all men sweetie x
state recognition of marriage has never been about love
>>76728256
BELLOWING
>>76728045
HOWLING
>>76728271
but I'm a man and my face is quite round
>>76728252
Cheers, gonna download for the walk to Aldi so I can do a listen
>>76728256
OUTSTANDING post of EXCEPTIONAL quality
>>76728145
what are you talking about? blacks are better at sprinting because of hard work. race does not exist. also it's pure coincidence that blacks from slave colonies are superior to african blacks.
>>76728284
Your face would look like that if you tried to feminise it too.
>marriage
>>76728145
sometimes there's an anomaly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFNqbhJ3kmw
POOEY BUM FARTS
>>76728256
bet all of this is covered under the NHS
>>76728256
post of the day and it's not even 3
>>76728145
race doesn't exist you fucking bigot. genetics plays no part in anything biological
*tries really hard to ignore that all the best distance runners of all time were all from a very specific part of kenya*
>>76728303
I don't think you have the hang of this meme
>>76728256
give my nads to the soldiers
>>76728295
>ywn see a sub 9.50 mens 100m in this lifetime because Bolt chose to pull up in Beijing
>anything
first sip of the first pint
*crowd applauds*
>>76728243
why do you think, fuckwit
do you lads think theres some 60 years old browsing 4chan?
>>76728243
>why do men have mannish faces
real chin-scratcher mate
>>76728145
Relay affords white people the chance to mooch off the success of their black teammates. So you train for individual event in order to qualify for the team ones.
16 year old gf has just sent me this
quite arousing
>>76728382
Yea. They work for police agencies though.
>>76728346
>were all from a very specific part of kenya
When I found this out it blew my mind.
>>76728403
umm sweetie
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/05/22/europe-birthplace-mankind-not-africa-scientists-find/
any tour de france man in
>>76728358
IMO if he didn't celebrate he would have achieved a time similar to his 9.58 in 2009. I've seen 9.55 mentioned in some analysis.
I don't think he even went all out on the 9.58. Tragic really.
>>76728408
first they came for Tim...
>>76728411
what does this have to do with his post?
>>76728393
hate those nails tbqhwy
white people are natural leaders who need to be allowed to employ blacks in manual labour and asians in more intricate but monotonous tasks because they're still not smart
this is the natural order of people and will always come about no matter how we protest it.
upper management: jews
lower management: whites
skilled workers: asians
manual workers: blacks
collecting pokebugs
>>76728445
everything?
The last white man to win a 100m olympic final was scottish, Alan Wells in 1980
His winning time would not have qualified for the semi-final in 2008
>>76728452
steady there cohen
ah i see there is a fellow admirer of 16 year olds about
the 16 year is gaining weight
>>76728429
why go all out when you're that ahead of everyone?
also everyone can tell he won on stride not pace
>>76728478
you read it wrong honey
>>76728490
oh okay darling
>>76728478
But it has nothing to do with his post. He was surprised to find out that all of the best distance runners in the world come from a very specific part of Kenya and you replied "umm sweetie Africa isn't the birthplace of civilisation like people thought". It was utterly irrelevant.
>>76728489
To push the record into unthinkable territory
>>76728483
triggered by this random highlighting system
>the and of and life and and
>>76728516
*thinks it*
>>76728479
Going to train really hard and become the fastest human to ever live to put those blackies back in their place.
>>76728514
>>76728490
>>76728445
shut up you fucking autistic twats
>>76728487
wat m8
>>76728516
yeah but the record would be set by stride, longest leg length, tallest runner, when everyone wants to be a record of fastest man.
so it doesn't matter that he didn't push harder
>>76728544
this lad's proper embarrassed now that he realises what a twat he made himself look
>>76728055
I'll take one state appointed gf as my human right for love demands thanks.