Woes ed.
have cripping depression and social anxiety desu lads
Only got here to read some mong saying that Zuckerberg is a 'key figure' in today's society
Top quality stuff
>ywn get the yellow one
>>76724589
Wait until he runs for president
why did we do it lads?
>>76724616
jews don't go for public figure positions, they prefer to run things from behind the scenes
>>76724637
What was the benefit of holding onto it?
Bear in mind I agree that we weren't compelled to give it up either.
>>76724637
Because we didn't have the new territories anymore.
>>76724653
imperial nostalgia
>>76724637
IT WAS A MISTAAAAAKE
>>76724590
>>76724590
>>76724590
This is literally the official thread, it was the first thread to be linked after bump limit, everything else is illegitimate
1961 0,1% of Britain are Muslim.
1991 1,8% of Britain are Muslim.
2001 2,8% of Britain are Muslim.
2011 4,4% of Britain and 10% of Children are Muslim.
2021 7% of Britain and 16% of Children are Muslim.
2031 12% of Britain and 26% of Children are Muslim.
2041 19% of Britain and 42% of Children are Muslim.
2051 31% of Britain and 66% of Children are Muslim.
So in less than 35 years 2/3 of UK's children will be Muslim. Do you think this land will still be called United Kingdom? Stopping Muslim immigration might be a start, but it won't solve the major problem, these projections based on numbers who are already in a country.
>>76724689
Its too late now matey.
>>76724637
because we thought it would solidifu bonds with china
obviously it didnt - they still hate us
bit of a fuckup all in a tbqh
>>76724683
It would've just ended up being a money sink at best and another point of brinkmanship at worst. Political class would've never shut the fuck up about us living in the past either
welp the xanax and JD hit me like a train, feel asleep so suddenly, i woke up with my curtains wide open and the sun shining on my face, lamp on, glass of whisky on bed, laptop on bed with an expired /brit/ thread and a half typed, incoherent post in the reply box
feel like shit
Any Christians in? Gf is having a bit of a crisis and frankly I don't know what to tell her. The old question of why does god allow suffering in the world etc. All I know of the matter is that in order to have free will God must release control and thus its not his responsibility beyond that point. I personally would then ask, is he not responsible for the nature of his creation? (Human behaviour and the evolutionary process as a whole) But I don't have any answer to that
Unpopular opinion: British Muslims are just as British as people who have ancestors who have lived here since before the Great Charter
>>76724765
just want her back x
new face filters on instagram today
>>76724735
Some people think we could have held off the Chinese army and held on to the entire peninsula including the bits where the lease expired.
Wouldn't go down well in the international community mind.
>>76724780
God allows suffering to see how strong we are. You must have faith in him and not question it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HSFyqN1DU
lads WEW
>>76724785
FONT
>>76724765
owned
>>76724698
>2021 7% of Britain and 16% of Children are Muslim.
>2031 12% of Britain and 26% of Children are Muslim.
>2041 19% of Britain and 42% of Children are Muslim.
>2051 31% of Britain and 66% of Children are Muslim.
the silly thing with these projections is that they imply that there's going to be a constant rate of growth
>>76724816
why not just stick porn on haha
>>76724806
But he already knows how strong we are if he's omniscient
just arrived
have leftypol returned or something?
>>76724637
because otherwise there would have been a war with china that we would have lost. there was no element of choice
>>76724825
you're right
it may grow faster
>3 threads going at once
this is like some cheesy movie gag where some idiot has brought 3 different girls on a date to the same restaurant at the same time unknownst to eachother and is jumping from one table to the next and getting his stories mixed up
>>76724853
it's more likely to slow down
10 mg diazepam inserted straight into the rectum
>>76724841
Bad things happen because eve ate the apple. That was the human races decision point. Now they must prove they are good enough and not just be assumed
>>76724825
There is literally no reason to believe that Muslim birth rates are going to decline in any meaningful way, let alone that Muslim immigration is going to decline.
Muslims have massive birth rates in every country in the world
>>76724857
nah lad, this one won the thread war.
>>76724698
Yes, lets extrapolate the refugee numbers from the recent refugee crisis caused by the syrian civil war - im sure thats a good idea
very good statistical analysis, that
>>76724825
somalis have about 8 kids each
>>76724871
But surely God made our nature that we would eat the apple and it wasn't a mistake of his that we must individually prove otherwise?
why are boys so cute
>>76724869
got anxious poos?
>>76724904
We've taken hardly any in from the Refugee crisis.
>>76724945
FOF
>>76724875
>belief
of course, believing things is the same as knowing them. you are guessing and then assuming you must be right because your guess just so happens to fit your worldview by some strange coincidence. i dont know you are wrong, but i do know your guess is as good as mine, worthless.
>>76724910
>>76724875
are you assuming that their kids will also have lots of kids?
bit silly
>>76724643
Zuckerberg is low level jew
There are two people:
Raj, a third generation Indian immigrant. His grandparents came over here in the 60s, set up businesses which his parents developed, and his family became thoroughly middle class. He's studying Law at KCL, loves football, pints, music, lads holidays, speaks with a British accent, is irreligious and loves the UK.
Tyler, an American with entirely British heritage whose family have lived in the US for multiple generations. He lives in a trailer park, loves American football, wears Confederate flag clothing, is morbidly obese, drives a large truck which and owns several guns and thinks British people are "limey fags".
Who is more British?
>>76724933
>a girl this good looking will never even look at you
going to read a book
>>76724935
Stop questioning it or you will go to hell
>>76724966
Neither of them are British
>>76724798
Honestly I'd believe it, I don't rate the Chinese military today let alone twenty years ago. I don't think they would've been stupid enough to go for it either.
But ultimately I think the government just didn't want the headache to begin with.
>>76724966
Oh my days who cares ffs
I wish all foreigners were Indian
LOVE being genetically predetermined to only ever be able to achieve a lower than average looking gf
>>76724966
>loves lads holidays
WAHEY
>>76724966
are raj
>>76724966
That's like having two black people and asking which of them is more white.
Neither of them are remotely white
>>76724974
Honestly how can people have faith in this when it does even stand to pretty basic/surface detail questions
>>76724966
raj
>>76724966
>raj loves pints
raj is more british
>>76725011
most black americans have some white admixture tbf
>>76724995
t. Gurpreet
>>76724933
>teehee, I am a thing to be looked at and used, haha
>look at me and admire me :p
>>76725013
Because it's called faith for a reason baka.
>>76724954
Mine has evidence in the form of the rest of the world. Yours is literally "let's just hope it slows down massively for the first time ever in the Muslim community". Social welfare only accelerates and enables this problem. You cannot have mass migration from the 3rd world and a welfare state.
>>76725011
stop equating "britishness" to "whiteness"
one is a nationality and the other is a race
you mong
I want more Muslims to come so that we can ban dogs, beer and normies
>>76724966
One is ethnically British, the other isn't British at all.
>>76725024
Irrelevant.
>>76724966
tbf if you replace tyler with bruce and all references to america with australia and remove the part about guns you would have your outer suburb bogan
they're generally not fond of smug poms either.
>>76725051
of which the "british" are neither
>>76724945
when to some gay bars with my mate last night
almost shagged him but decided not to cause i didnt want to make things weird
>>76724857
yeah mate until you open this pic i bet you'd think it couldn't get any wackier than this
>>76725037
triggered incel detected
business idea: lets just all have a big fucking brawl!
>a studio flat next to Trafalgar only costs 320pw
hmmmm
>>76724955
It's how thing shave gone with 2nd/3rd generation Muslims in the UK. There is literally no reason to expect this to drop to below the native population's; it's never happened ever before.
going to go to my favourite little canal side pub, have a couple of pints and a bag of chips and read my book and watch the boats float past.
see you later lads x
>>76725051
It's called a metaphor you mong you're not supposed to take it literally. I'll help you out here. It's like having two breeds of cat and asking which one of them is more dog. Neither of them is remotely dog
>>76725039
Yeah but faith is just believing despite the holes, not believing despite logical error/evidence to the contrary. The latter is denial
>>76725093
>incel
haven't the slightest clue what this is, just pointing out how artificial the cunt looked
imagine having a son that sucks cock and has buttsex with men and stuff
>>76725104
dont believe you
even i could afford that
linky linky
>go back to birds place last night that I shagged 3 years ago
>couldn't get it up
>just fingered her then went home
>also kinda fat
ARGHHH
>>76725136
imagine being the sort of noncey dad who cares about his son's sex life
>>76724955
You would almost have a reasonable argument if not for the fact we keep fucking importing fresh faces who aren't subject to the demographic pressures the last batch went through
>>76725147
bit grim
>>76725128
You can't prove God doesn't exist and that's enough for me to have faith
>>76725136
IMAJUN
MOI
SHAUWK
>1400 GBP a month for a studio apartment
howling, even sydney is cheaper
>>76725136
I'm fine with gays and that but I genuinely couldn't accept this
>toil at dawn
>>76725136
all me
Another day of misery on planet earth
>>76725138
290 even
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-66372509.html
>>76725169
Yeah that's fair enough, but to believe in God as described in the Bible would be denial not faith unless you can answer the above question.
>>76725197
Same as
>>76725197
so you arent fine with gays then
spanner
Who /kekistani/ here?
>>76725225
Forgot what the question was if I'm honest. Can't you Google it la
>>76725215
cheer up
>>76725160
aren't a lot of them just international students who are only temporary?
>>76725230
They can do whatever they want, just not in my family as I'd like my blood to go on.
>>76725249
shadilay my fellow paede
>>76725217
the fucking STATE of this runtbox
>almost 1k a month to have your feet dangling out of bed and touching your oven
All these planets are yours. Except Europa.don't come to europa
>>76725296
Looks comfy
>>76725217
i mean it looks like dogshit
but thats a fucking location and a half if ive ever seen one
dont they say youre not supposed to spend more than 30% of your income on your rent?
so i could afford that with only 50k a year of income
>>76725250
Yeah I have and currently reading through some other sites about it but nothing has answered >>76724935 yet
just bought a can of dr pepper from the vending machine
>>76725296
I always think studio apartments look comfy as fuck. Wouldn't actually want to live in one though
>>76724953
>F
FOY
>finally about to watch the sargon rogan podcast
this is going to be cringe central isn't it
>>76725319
>>76725296
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-48985092.html
this ones a bit nicer
>thats a fucking location and a half if ive ever seen one
>>76725350
It is lad
>>76725136
why are you IMAGEUYNING your son's sex life nonce?
>>76725319
plenty spend 50%
i would because I'm not a normie who goes to clubs and bars every day
>>76725321
No he made us with free choice. And we messed it up
any kekistani man in
>>76725371
that is a tall hat
>>76725330
Good choice lad
>>76725369
phwooaaarrr
Is disoranno a girls drink?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m6Lk1qunS4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m6Lk1qunS4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m6Lk1qunS4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m6Lk1qunS4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m6Lk1qunS4
>>76725392
Figuratively me
>>76725438
There's no such thing as "girls drinks" anon x
>>76725411
But he also made us predisposed toward apples. There would be no temptation if he didn't design us/the apple to want to eat them.
>>76725259
About half are, they're also a problem in of themselves if you care about this cunt staying competitive
>>76725369
There must be a catch
>got drunk last night and told some gurl how much I want to kill myself
>now she's acting concerned and ringing me
can't deal with this on a sunday morning
why do the 30 year old virgin yanks post here? I'm sure they'd have a better time in /britfeel/ plus no one would know they're yanks
Who here /Sunday Roast/
>had 3 fried eggs, a tin of beans and a piece of bread
>apparently all together that's about 1000 kcal
wtf lads
>>76725466
He wanted the temptation. It was a test. Live forever in glory or have an apple
>>76725481
don't know, wish they'd fuck off
>>76725296
stick your toe out and pop the 'wave on for us lad
>>76725493
Is kcal the same as calories?
hate pints
hate racism
hate whites
love corbyn
>tfw no Ambundu gf
jez pm when ffs
Better case against scrapping fees: should expand their availability so people laid off in their 40s can go to uni with a loan that good
>you will never inherit a big house in central london from your grandparents, split it into a thousand flats and rent each out for a billion a week
my life is not one worth living
>>76725538
No k means 1000, so 1000kcal is 100,000 calories
>>76725493
Slice of bread is about 100 cals, Heinz beans are something like 350 cals for a whole tin, eggs are about 150 cals each, plus the butter and oil you used probably adds up to about 100 cals
Sounds about right, fat cunt
>>76725550
soon my brother
>>76725497
Okay that makes sense. So if he's omniscient why did he need to test? Also how is it a choice if he already knows what you were going to do? Surely the nature of our lives/world are predetermined if he is omniscient?
>>76725538
most things that are labelled just "calories" actually means kilocalories.
would love something like this
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-60683077.html
>>76725550
Never
This country will never elect a mad Communist cretin like him
>>76725493
that doesn't sound right lad
>>76725547
i'm a fan of the himba myself
>>76725564
Fucks sake, I was just hungry, I went to the gym this morning and the bike said I did 550kcal worth of exercise.
love pulling on my willy quite hard
anime
>>76725557
Yes but we just say calories when we actually mean kilocalories. Look at the back of a box. No one says a weetabix has 1500 calories
>>76725597
the bike chats utter bollocks, you can't rely on it to tell you how many calories you've burned
>>76725605
Is stupid!
is speaking to a 16 year old when you've just turned 19 weird?
Cod war IV soon?
>>76725626
Wrong!
>>76725628
nonce
>>76725593
>wanting a gf that can't tell green from blue
no thanks mate
>>76725626
its good
>>76725590
you'll be in a work camp by the end of the year m8
>>76725628
Yeah and I cant even tell you're 19. You communicate exactly like her.
>>76725628
>half your age plus 7
you're in the clear lad
>>76725628
>19
>Tfw 21
rorke noncelets in every /brit/ these days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzO3rzuQ1Ys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=880RAXPoBQ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqjB8DGt85U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L88fLSZQhiY
anyone else 18 here? 1999
>>76725628
nooooooooooooooonce
ate a mcchicken yesterday, wouldn't do so again
>>76725628
>as long as ur legal thats all that matters
stuart little had prime property in the middle of manhattan
>>76725628
>when a
I know someone just like this
>>76725659
who said i'd gf them?
>>76725641
yes
bloody icelandics
>>76725704
No fuck off
ROARING
>>76725673
Is that the rule?
Fuck......I fucked up
>>76725628
I was the 16 year old with a 19 year old gf back in the day
>>76725733
haha
>>76725673
>half your age plus 7
So 21? That's bullshit. Does it go the other way too - twice your age minus 7 for your maximum age?
>>76725709
why lad
>>76725733
reply "me"
http://www.cityam.com/267647/brexit-regret-country-would-vote-remain-eu-referendum-held
Kek
>>76725726
Hmmmm
>>76725753
Half 19 plus 7 is 16.5 so he's not a nonce as long as she's half way to her birthday
>>76725757
was waiting for a bus that wouldn't be there show up for a while and there was a mcdonalds nearby so i thought what the hay, i don't usually eat meat though
>>76725411
>we
What?
Did any of youse poms watch this?
>>76725815
>i don't usually eat meat though
bit gay
>>76725709
mcchicken is good you fucking mong
>>76725733
send a pic of her lad
>>76725836
yes
>>76725839
>>76725709
youre supposed to get chicken legend cool mayo
>>76725837
yeah i have naturally high iron levels so it makes me sick, white meat not so much though
>>76725836
obviously
>>76725733
Reply with
>Me if you'll let me
>>76725497
>>76725569
Never mind I actually found my answer
https://carm.org/if-god-all-knowing-and-he-knows-our-future-then-how-free-will
>>76725836
Ofc
>>76725857
They don't have it in some countires, how mad is that?
>>76725721
he didnt own the property you twat, he leeched off of a rich autistic child and pretended to be his mate
cucker carlson vids back in the recommended send help
update
>>76725843
Then we'll see what a nonce he is
Playing Simpsons hit and run
>>76725882
fucked it. you're never getting in her pants now
>>76725836
when i wasn't enjoying this kino
>>76725882
>shant
>not shannot
fucked it
>>76725753
you gotta take away the 7 before you double it
>>76725882
bored of this now, filtered
>>76725628
Lost my virginity to a 16 year old when I was 21
>>76725896
Never underestimate a nonce
>>76725903
RIP
>>76725921
>>76725628
Nonce
>>76725903
fucking hell I loved that
>>76725921
Good lad. Had a 17 year old Swedish girl last, its absolutely the prime age.
I thought people born in 1989 were 18. What happened?
>>76725951
I've had multiple dates/potential-dates tell me I look like a serial killer
>>76725951
The continued march of time
>>76725921
bit noncey there lad
>>76725882
really cringing now
>>76725962
well are you?
never done sex
>>76725903
Disney
>>76725991
Virgin
>>76725987
No comment
>>76726014
oh dear
I came here to kick gum and chew ass
what's her end game?
not a fan of all the Antifa stickers and graffiti I'm seeing everywhere
are all European cities like this? I miss the countryside
Carrer autocorrects to career
>>76725921
Bet she wasn't losing her virginity the slag
>>76725976
Alri grandma lover
>>76726006
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>>76725882
>shant
>>76726028
he'll go to meet her and then the noncecatchers will be there instead of her
>>76726028
The continual march of slagginess by the sounds of it
>>76726053
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
>>76724643
not the young and arrogant ones with mild autism, people like that tend to be delusional
He will run and he will lose despite a huge effort by the msm
You're absolutely sick in the mind if you talk to girls over the age of 17
Don't think half of you comprehend how many willies british girls go through after the age of 18
>>76726028
sure youre not speaking to a noncehunter thats too fucking stupid to realise 16 is legal age
>>76726028
time to send her a pic of the ol' 'nis lad
Is it possible for an Englishman to join the DUP? They seem pretty based
>>76726072
>>76726060
>>76726053
>>76726051
>>76726038
what's with all the JF
Anyone remember the cuckio meme?
>>76724637
because the chinks bluffed and we fell for it
should have dealt with the yellow menace in the 50s when we had a chance, few million dead "soldiers" and could have shoah'd the rest since they were malnourished peasants
>>76726087
wanting to corrupt them early i see
>>76726115
FOY
polite reminder that if you agree with a single policy of UKIP you're a fascist racist cunt who should be shot on site
>>76726037
in london they're fucking everywhere
>>76726170
NEED to know who this qt is
I’m sick of you Irishmen telling us Irish-Americans what a real Irishman is. I’ve been to Cork and Dublin and you’re nowhere near as Irish as us in Boston and New York. In your bars I’ve witnessed you watching soccer games and listening to British bands, with not a pint of Guinness or an Irish Flag in sight. I think Ireland is too near to Britain, so come to Boston to be reminded of what being Irish is all about. It seems you’ve forgotten true Irish pride.
>>76726182
>pro-eu socialists criticising others for making poor choices
They really have no self awareness whatsoever.
>>76726192
That spacker is literally obsessed
He's made up like 20 stories about tourists he supposedly met in his balkan shithole
>>76725564
>eggs are about 150 cals
a large egg is about 80 you nonce, unless you've drowned them in oil
watching MRE review videos again lads
>>>/pol/132102121
the virgin post
>>76726182
>posted on the yorkshire county council building
>>76726200
see that 'google' link beside the pic?
>>76726270
aren't britons renowned for being bad tourists in europe though
shoved the remainder of a curry on a bread roll
>>76725628
Based on that conversation you both ought to kill yourselves. Utter runts.
>>76726329
good lad
>>76726306
yeh and no, we were the ones they werent used to back in the 80s but put any group of blokes on holiday except leafs, kiwis and religious types and they will go a bit mental on the cheap booze and foriegn girls.
>>76726273
Patrician choice lad
I've had worse experiences with British tourists here in America than with Chinese or even Indians.
>>76726273
>MRE
hm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sHi5LrqqOs
Observing the activity of some nefarious so-and-so's
>>76726306
We're renowned for it everywhere lad, I've heard aussies are the same in the areas they go to on holiday
And people only put up with yanks because they throw money everywhere
It's an Anglo masterrace thing
Anyway Germans and Russians are the worst tourists by far. Anglos at least bring banter, Krauts and Slavs just bring bad manners and arrogance
>>76726306
Don't care about Europeans
I just went to the park with my friends and I charted
she's got to go
shit tourist's in europe ranking
1. american
2. chinese
3. brit
4. japanese
150. czech
>>76726423
and their towels
>>76726430
>and I charted
>Well that's the last time I play the tart for you Jerry!
Love froomey
People say he's boring because of his interviews being slightly awkward and too 'corporate' compared to Wiggins but I think it just makes him feel more relatable
'ing 'll this nonce...
>>76726415
Meal, Ready to Eat
>>76726448
>japanese
>shit tourists
retarded post
>>76726443
Why are you so rude to her
>>76726443
>texting
ROARING
>>76726423
VERY good post. Russians on holiday are insanely rude it's not even funny (as opposed to being fairly nice on home turf) and Germans are just cunts wherever you look.
>>76725882
>>76726443
looks like you completely changed character once you started posting screenshots in /brit/ and scared her off. sort it out lad
>>76726483
that's not a youtube channel
Took some yank work colleagues out to dinner a few weeks back
5 yanks made more noise than 80 or 90 other diners combined
was genuinely impressed
>>76726443
Your taste is worse than hers desu
The actual state of this nonce virgin talking about skyrim and saying 'shan't' to this child
Dear oh dear
>>76726423
On an individual basis the Chinese might not be the worst but they travel in such large groups that cumulatively they're the worst tourists desu
>>76726486
They're largely the same as Chinese tourists only without the spitting
>>76726478
never heard of thise programme
>>76726480
don't care for cycling
I'm morally opposed to watching Tim
>>76726423
>banter
>mass brawls, public urination, puking everywhere due to unrestrained binge drinking
>"haha it's just some friendly banter"
>>76726465
reckon I'll heem the next kraut I see do that when I'm on hols
look out for "English man hospitalises German following minor verbal altercation" in the papers
>>76726579
there's no contradiction there