The yellow race of the opposite sex?
First for Poland
this one
other doesn't say cum
>that other thread
Second for jewes tricks
Since today is Canada day you must jack off to Canadian porn.
>>76691597
fuck as*ans
>>76691741
well... post pics of you..
thinking about getting drunk tonight
y/n?
>>76691700
stop using my pics
>>76691801
wtf?!!?!
It's mine, you can't tell me what to do!!!!!
>>76691774
you can use pics of yourself ya leaf
>>76691781
Taiwan Beer 18 Days
>>76691988
you figure out what was wrong with your car?
>>76691746
don't we all desire
>>76692046
It was the struts and I don't have time to fix it, so I ordered the parts and will have to drive my car to the mechanics tomorrow morning and then walk to work
It angers me
>>76691987
gf likes the grape flavored one
gotta try pineapple someday
What /cum/ conspiracies do you believe in?
Here's what I think
1. Dane is a leaf with a proxy
2. Baja was never a girl
3. Most of you love leafs even though you treat them badly
Very Happy Canada Day For All Canadian
>>76692100
I figured. Driving shitty cars for years Ive gotten good at figuring out whats wrong with them
Hate late night to early morning /cum/ when Ryan, proxyfuck and footshit are the only posters
>footshit
lol
>Baja was never a girl
>>76692378
Ryan does not belong on that list
>>76692290
I really like Manitobans
>>76692351
It isn't THAT shitty
It's just a couch moving at 50mph is all
>>76692290
One is obvious, 2 is a conspiracy if you actually believe he was a girl
>>76692404
He's a bit better for sure
>>76691597
>dreaming
>bought crack
>using it in my room
>my eyes suddenly feel like they're gonna burst out of my face
>head gets super hot and stuffy
>mom calling me from down the hall
>look in the mirror, eyes are huge as fuck like a cat
>head deflates in a torrent of blood and (i'm asuming) brains
shant be sleeping again
>>76692410
Minnesota is basically Manitoba-lite, do you like us too?
Only had 5 hours of sleep but I feel alert
This just happened!
>>76692454
Yes very much so
fair amount of blood after rough teeth flossing
>>76692473
good taste in video games
>>76692290
americans love leafs, especially rockford.
Still no good advice on where to invest the 2500 dollars
>>76692665
eastern poland
>>76692665
My college fund
>>76692665
lottery tickets
>>76692665
invest in taiwan
I'm ashamed of being a G*rman
>>76692665
gib
>>76692665
You can actually reliably beat the house at blackjack if you're smart about it
>>76692724
>invest in a struggling economy
No thanks
Still no good advice on what to do with $87500 dollars
>>76692757
you'd invest in some toes in your mouth
>>76692765
eastern poland
>>76692665
Make a website.
>>76692713
hates poles
>>76692717
lost cause
>>76692721
jew scam
@76692724
Received a filtered you
>>76692753
nigger
>>76692754
i'm dumb
>>76692806
how?
>>76692771
How much would one jessicababyfat cost?
stupid dumb dirty Received a filtered you poster
>>76692818
>how?
gugel it dipstick
Happy Canada Day, Candanons
>be half-black half-white like obama (but my dad's the white one)
>brother married a chinese girl
>not sure what kind of girl I'll date/marry, kinda down for any kind of girl really if she's qt
What do you guys think I should go for?
>>76692818
The cause can only be lost without financial support, inshallah
>>76692818
just a little bit and I'll succ your toes
>>76692843
hmm i'm not sure, she was in dubai already so i guess a rich sheik probably planted his camelseed in her for an absurd amount and she's spoiled now/grossly overestimates her worth
>>76692665
Drop $2500 on a computer for mining cryptocurrency. I think it'd be a fun hobby.
>>76692881
a sweden girl
>>76692818
Pay a professional 2000$ and spend 500$ on marketing.
>>76692290
Agreed
>>76692881
that looks like a passionatekiss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDVaiwzU8yc
the average cumtard
remember this meme?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Y*NKS APOLOGIZE
>>76692881
A bullet
>>76692922
I had a crush on this really hot 6'3" blonde german chick when I first started uni, but ofc she had a bf already. Maybe I should just find another mulatto girl
>>76692944
it's his niece
>>76692976
i introdiced that meme to /cum/
>>76692995
blaze it 420
eh i certainly do remember aboot dat meme buddy
>>76693134
No, I did
I'm with Her
>>76693152
you dont even know what introdicing is you dumb leaf
>finally get a day off
>everything is closed
This is fucking Bullshit
>>76693176
Who dat ?
I want to marry either a Italian/Mediterranean girl, or a Filipino/Asean girl because I think both of those types of people would make good for long-term relationships and wives. I also like tanned skin, and both of those people have features I like
I like Germanic women and Irish women too, but I have brown hair/eyes and if I have children they'll also have brown hair/eyes which disappoints me because I like blonde/ginger hair and features a lot
What type of woman do you want to marry, /cum/?
>>76693058
Bullet? Not familiar with that race.
*eats a banana*
Fuck off
I saw a light up tim hortons sign on the side of the road that some old guy was selling and didnt buy it. Sad!
>>76693235
Are you the mullato? Stay away from Italian women.
>>76693281
Fucking cuck
>>76693176
sauce?
Julian > Ricky > Bubbles
Not even a debate. Just a statement of fact.
Daily reminder that the settlers of Newfoundland drove the natives to absolute fucking extinction.
>>76693239
*stares at you*
>>76693377
Good
>>76692575
>>76692473
*vomiting*
Nordic women for Nordic men and Mediterranean women for Mediterranean men.
>>76692575
Thank you.
*sharts*
*sharts but on the toilet*
>>76693850
tick tock tick tock
tick
tock
>>76693850
The year is exactly half over
>>76693377
newfoundlands a damn big island and i remember reading about how the beothuk were like ghost people in that the europeans never even saw them
pretty mysterious desu, how'd they all die out when the interior of nfld is barely settled?
>>76693850
how's the progress going? any dates?
>>76693917
Disease
>>76693917
thats their fault for not developing into a more advanced civilization capable of rapid population growth
>>76691597
KILL ALL SANDNIGGERS
is washington a nice state to live in?
>>76693977
no dates but i now have a lot of social interaction several days of the week.
also don't feel anxious in almost all scenarios anymore. feel better every month.
>>76694231
what can you offer a woman? in real terms they want something from you just like you want something from them. companionship doesnt count, as women can get that with the snap of a finger. I know you have quite a bit of money for someone your age so that would help.
>>76693615
>>76693649
go kys
>>76693850
are you posting your own screen cap?
>>76694295
>need to offer females things
>can't just be an enjoyable person
heteros are fucking disgusting
need to buy a car so women will start liking me
>>76694330
go kiss?
>tfw no job or gf
>>76694364
thread was dead
>>76694365
he's wrong lol, all my friends that had girlfriend were just nice people to be around.
>>76694367
>contributing to the worst thing in cities
wew
>>76693850
Do you not have the ryanleaf genes?
>>76694465
And they never did anything for their girlfriends? thats bullshit you retard. they offered them satisfaction in a myriad of ways, and their personality was one aspect of that
>>76694480
I need to have something to offer women and right now I have nothing
*FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
heh that's what I think of canada day
>>76694561
a good companion and a person with a good personality are the same thing in english.
ABCnews, CNN, or MSNBC?
Just won $200 on a scratch off, what should I spend it on?
>>76694767
CBT devices
>>76694767
scratch offs duh
>>76694767
>>76694767
more lottery tickets
/cum/ needs reform
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4655630/The-rise-designer-nipples.html
THEY'RE COMING FOR THE INVERTED NIPPLES BROS
WE CAN'T LET THEM GET AWAY WITH THIS
>>76694659
right and the difference between a beta orbiter and a boyfriend is night and day and yet both provide companionship
No taxes on crypto in Denmark
All my gains are for myself, and nobody can touch it.
But I still have free healthcare and education, and I am getting 700 usd every month just for studying.
How does that make you fell murica?
>>76694795
>>76694804
I would but I never win when I play more than once a day.
>>76694820
america is a deranged country
>i post on cum
>i'm an expert on woman
>i feel obligated to convince someone i've never met to think the same as i do
neat
>>76694905
A Kraut saying this have you no sense of irony
>wish canadian friend a happy canada day
>she responds "you too"
>I'm american
>>76694932
I'm Taiwanese
>>76694951
Cuck island is not much better
suck my nuts canada, happy day tho
why did canada feel the need to copy the fourth of july?
>>76694909
what a strange post
the surface keyboard feels really nice.
How do we increase the IQ of this country?
>>76695157
aggressive educational reform, specifically targeted towards those without legal status and inner city communities
>>76695143
looks like my chromebook
>>76694741
When will this guy finish his game?
This is a real keyboard
>>76695157
Remove all regulations and cut public funding 100%
>>76695227
why is there no numberpad?
I dont dislike many posters here, but there are just a select few I will share my wealth with if one of my cryptos ever moons
>>76695237
explain to me how you think this would work
>>76695157
Unironically increase funding to planned parenthood. The whole organization was founded to cull the poor and stupid.
>>76695241
I don't need one for home use
>>76695157
Send back my brothers
>>76695250
no one here deserves your wealth. if i ever became rich i would become a philanthropist in the communities that raised me
>>76695291
>he doesnt do his own accounting
>>76695296
This is my home now
>>76695273
uhhh
muh free market
>>76695273
the Invisible Hand Nose^tm
>>76695241
>>76695291
I bought a fullsize mechanical and regret it every day. Number pad is unnecessary and takes up way too much space.
Good choice.
I want a fullsize mechanical keyboard with gateron browns for work but it's hard to fine one without autistic backlighting and other embarrassing gaymer shit
>>76695377
despise using the horizontal 1 thru 9 when inputting numbers on the computer
>>76695434
never understood the appeal of a backlight keyboard when power users touch type anyway
why are there leafs here instead of outside celbrating canada day?
>>76695434
1. Backlighting is cool
2. You can turn off backlight
3. Not hard to find on amazon
>>76695472
my towns parade and other festivities were postponed to tomorrow because of rain
>>76695477
rec me something. All I see on Amazon are cherry switches or chinky offbrand blues and reds
>>76695513
wtf??? tomorrow isn't canada day though????
>>76695472
>NEET's
>Outside
Choose one
>>76695548
aye. ill take some pics of the parade though its pretty comfy, usually has some gaelic dancers and bagpipers
>>76695513
That sucks
so today is canada day?
Well, time to beat up some canadians i guess...
Laughing at the midwest posters
Love,
California
>>76695582
how the fuck are you going to celebrate canada day when its not canada day???
that's some fake ass leaf ass shit fuck
>finally have an excuse to not go outside for the weekend
woo
>>76695598
*kisses you*
>>76695613
really makes me think
>>76695157
Massive sex/health education reform
Increase funding to planned partenthood and similar programs
Stop incarcerating individuals for minor drug offences
Help individuals with drug/substance abuse (There is a huge epidemic of opioid abuse in the US)
General education reform, not really sure what to do about this one
>>76695687
someone arrest this man, his ideas are dangerous
>>76695687
half of your suggestions are just liberal agenda items that have nothing to do with IQ
I love Canadian girls
>>76695740
<3 Grimes
>>76695720
So what would you do
>>76694201
it has some absolutely perfect places that are too expensive and some absolutely dogshit places that are cheap. little bit of everything
Almost hope my Red Sox show mercy on you canadians today so you have a little something extra to celebrate on your big day
>>76695808
washington state is not expensive compared to the netherlands
>>76695778
The libertarian in me would say to remove regulation, decrease funding of public schools, allow for private schools play a bigger role in education.
>>76694834
girls beta orbit me
and when i date them they buy me stuff all the time just for the pleasure of my company
21st century is pretty dope man, girls make so much money now they don't give a fuck
>>76695857
What about the poor that can't afford private schooling?
>>76695157
it's a well documented fact that iq has actually been increasing over the past however many decades
>>76695864
how attractive are you and how attractive are the girls you are dating? i could do this with 6-7 corporate chicks but i dont wanna
>>76695880
Remove voting rights for people who don't own property.
Just got back from the Canada Day parade and now I'm eating a big fucking plate of bacon and pancakes (all smothered in maple syrup of course)
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN AND GOD BLESS THIS DOMINION
>>76695880
why should we hold back the country because of the poor?
>>76695687
grats, worst post i've seen in years
>>76692290
I believe every non American poster here is a proxy.
I don't care about leafs, it just irritates me sometimes how they pretend they don't funny accents.
>>76695933
yeah i bet its vermont maple syrup because canadians have SHIT maple syrup
Still funny
>>76695967
fucking nazi
>>76695933
post of exceeding quality bud
found out just now on the town website that the parade is cancelled :(. im bummed
>>76695962
>yeah i bet its vermont maple syrup
I've literally never even seen vermont maple syrup before. Must only be a thing in Eastern Canada or some shit
akb is so bad desu
who can really enjoy their garbage music
>>76696033
probably don't let the peasants see it, they probably keep it behind glass cases to make sure you canadians dont get any ideas
only maple syrup i'll consume desu
>>76696033
It's probably only a thing in Vermont.
>>76695933
Tempting. I have the ingredients.
>>76696076
bost more taiwanese girls
>>76695940
Because if your goal is to increase the overall IQ of the country it's going to be hard if you're excluding 45 million people
And they only multiply faster, so there is going to be an ever larger portion of them in the future
if your maple syrup doesn't look like this you're using SHIT grade maple syrup
>>76695967
>Canada 150 is a celebration of white supremacy
You are god damned right it is. No one but whites could build a country this good
>>76696032
That's shitty. Our small town parade was nothing special but it still cool. I showed up with my big flagpole and waved that shit around like a madman after downing a few shots of Crown Royal. Lot of people seemed to get a kick of it KEK
Vermont is rightful Canadian clay
>>76696181
I fell in love with Vermont ever since this last federal election.
>arguing about maple syrup
You all have autism
wow
>>76696202
WRONG
everyone in cum has autism
All of NE is rightful Canadian clay
>>76696181
real maple syrup is too expensive and i like to drown my eggos in sticky goop
log cabin is my go to
>>76696120
k
Nope. Perfect score on the facial recognition test
>Most religious group in the US (even your muslims are secular)
>Complete whores
Explain this to me.
How can they be religious and sluts at the same time?
I want a qt Mexican virgin wife but they lost their virginity before they're 12.
>>76696195
>Our small town parade was nothing special
Ours is actually really nice, im butthurt it was cancelled. speaking of the flagpole, I really wanna get this as a flag for my room
What's happeninges here???
>>76696285
WRONG again
quebec, new brunswick and nova scotia are ALL rightful new england clay
>>76696314
Because it's cultural religion instead of personal religion.
>>76696310
twas'st a joke
>>76696319
we're having a shindig for canada day, grab a can and take a seat bud
>>76696341
Proposition: Join all the good places of Eastern Canada and NE
In two generations the average IQ will be 176. In 5 generations we will conquer all of North America and make S*therners slaves and force them to like hockey.
>>76696314
Sodom is in California and Gomorrah is in New York
earlier tonight I heard this dude screaming outside like he was getting stabbed but it went on for like 10 minutes before stopping
really bizarre stuff
>>76696420
a bunch of your frogs already came down here, just give us your clay and we'll do the rest buds
I was getting stabbed for like 10 minutes earlier tonight and this foot fetishist just sat there and did nothing to help
wtf?
>>76696448
in case you thought about swiping left
Well?
>>76696502
yes
>>76696502
don't look a gift horse in the mouth
>>76696502
>hey buddy you're ugly now here's 200 bucks
>wow gee golly thanks stranger
Yes
>>76696316
Love that design. Shame it wasn't adopted as a middle ground to appease both the Red Ensign and Maple Leaf fans
There is one on ebay you can buy if you search Canada 1946 flag. It's chinkland shit so idk if you'd want it
>>76696492
lol i thought she looked pretty cute here >>76696448
just looks like a normal college girl haha
>>76696490
I would never call the police here
If I am hearing something fucked happen chances are something like 50+ other people can hear it too and they can call the police easier than i can
there are 40,000 people per sq. km here
>>76696502
$200 sucky sucky love you long time
some new pics about the tunneling project
https://www.instagram.com/elonmusk/?hl=en
>>76696477
>>76696420
north east a best
>>76696546
>chinkshit
well, how badly can you fuck up a flag? maybe i should i spring for the extra cash and get it custom made
>>76696514
>>76696527
>>76696543
>>76696577
absolute madmen
bet you'd be a right laugh in real life
>$500 million dollars was spent on Canada Day shit
>>76696576
Bystander effect is dangerous
>>76696609
I don't speak British, come again
this one's for my Canadian bros
http://i.imgur.com/EgMLu4h.jpg
>>76696609
wot?
shagged a yank girl once
she now calls me the bong with the long dong
good morning fellow leaves
>>76696316
terrible flag
>>76696552
>>76696588
too much red tape will never happen in any meaningful capacity
you know if all these billionaires just got together, bought out like 100 sq miles of land in the middle of nowhere, and set up a city plan in conjunction with local govt, they could build the most efficient, space age, greatest city in the history of humanity in short order
if everything is preplaned, it would cut down drastically on all of the things that usually gunk up the development process
I know that planned cities exist, but with the technology of today, I think that it would really be something like never before. It would make Walt Disney burst out of the grave and cum in his trousers.
They could also exercise more control over the entire system and bend it to their will. It's really an ideal propsition.
>>76696625
it is but I'm not gonna call the police since my chinese isn't good
jesus christ...
the USA is best
http://www.sportshd.me/mlb/491309/a
canada day celebration happening RIGHT NOW
>>76697102
t drumpf
tämä taivas
tämä maa
How do I communicate with people
>honoring vets with nickleback songs
so THIS is the power of the leaf
>How do I communicate with people
>>76691924
>>76691774
Who are you from, Denmark?
>>76697321
I-I'm serious
>>76697331
Where*
>>76697365
Tomoko~ :3
Coon, Coon.
Black Baboon.
Brutal, Worthless,
Thieving Goon.
Often High, Thrives In Jail,
His Welfare Check Is In The Mail.
>>76697277
How about Glass Tiger songs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prFTCAdx-qc
Seen any movies recently with really nice juicy plots?
>>76697427
oh my god
oh my soul
it's a walking tootsie roll
>>76697468
>my ami
>>76697277
the worst part of the 4th of july is all the beat old songs they play (sync up the fireworks to)
how many fucking years longer do you gotta play John Mellencamp until everyone born before 1950 dies or what???
lets get some alternative tunes playing wheres my kelis wheres my miley cyrus feel free to show me your alternative tracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9_JWxzXq0I
>>76697402
Tomoko a cute
>neighbors are lesbian
>both kinda butch
>always mix up their names
if they were hetero this wouldnt be a problem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiXS_jjJYY8
>CIA every morning
>>76697550
>lesbians fucking masculine women
not gay at all
/cum/ is dead post anime
>>76697621
but they both have woman names so I dont have an easy way to remember them
>>76697704
wanna rewatch dennou coil
>watching or posting anime
>>76693917
it's newfoundland
that should answer any questions about why they're dead
>>76697823
Literally me
>>76697871
fag
Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault
>>76693377
newfoundlander here
i don't care
>>76697933
my IQ is my post number
>>76697992
>92
nice
>>76698004
I-I meant the whole number
>>76697898
That's not the proper way to speak to a lady jerk
>>76698030
>>76697823
What if I'm pretending to be a little anime girl
I love you Canada
- America
>tfw MENSA tested IQ of 87
How the fuck am I supposed to cope with this?
i want to quit my job and move back to ohio
>>76693012
That guy who killed her must have been so pathetic. Such a fucked up culture where killing women is more important than your entire life. They deserve the president they chose.
>>76698153
I'm pretty sure florida has had more economic growth than ohio the last few years or so (assuming you're the florida anon)
>>76698125
Take a facebook test instead. I'm sure you'll come out a genius.
>>76698125
lol why the fuck would you care
MENSA is degenerate
>>76698291
it's a shitty minimum wage job i could get that in ohio
i just don't like it here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-pAWbqdyuY
MENSA is only for incredibly insecure dummies that are just a bit above average intelligence
>>76698424
true dat
tipple nine society ftw
>>76698345
why dont you like florida bro
who tryna have hapa kids here??
>>76698535
I will make beautiful half-aboriginal kids
how can i make my posts worse?
>>76698511
hot year round (no actual seasons is fucking gay)
people are too friendly
no friends here
too hot to ever be comfortable
not as emo as ohio
>>76698572
add anime pictures
Post a dumb anime picture with a stupid filename
>>76698125
Doubt anyone that dumb could do CS
>>76698572
Copy CIA's posts
>>76698572
Talk about feet
>>76698611
He said worse not better
TRUMP
PI
IS
A
SAP
RAPIST
>>76698635
IT not CS
Remember when literally dozens of women were claiming trumped raped them and then they all dissapeared
>>76698732
yes of course
>>76698732
remember when that happened to Bill Cosby and he got a mistrial?
>>76698715
What does IT even do?
>>76698646
you start scrabble in the middle of the board though
>>76698798
nigga u stupid
New
>>76698854
Does it matter what a leader does as long as his country becomes great? Have we forgotten our Greco-Roman roots?
>>76698606
why are you there then?
>>76698125
Realize that IQ is subjective and not an accurate test of intelligence
>>76695157
Import me