Kizuna Ai edition
/lat/
half asian kids thread
>>76698854
is it time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiXS_jjJYY8
>CIA every morning
>>76698792
Keeps all the applications, networks, PCs and whatnot running.
>>76698919
yep
>>76698936
you mean
>Okay so i need you to find the power button on your workstation. No, not your monitor
>>76698913
For anime? Yes!
>>76698854
Good edition
season 2 soon
Good thread
>>76699039
we only post quality anime here pal
lord
anime has infested this poor general i see
>>76698988
>I swear I remember my password but now it's not working, is there a problem with your servers?
cannot wait to get out of help desk
to the florida guy
>>76698606
why are you there then?
>>76699080
youre basically a tard wrangler but with normies and PCs
>>76699077
Thanks, Japan.
do you like boobies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4IBYdoOTKY
>>76699166
family moved here and i didn't have a job or money so i couldn't stay by myself
now i just don't have enough money to reliable move back by myself
still pretty sure scrabble starts in the middle of the board
>>76699063
i'm the first one to do it
Big crowd desu
>>76699198
nah
must suck to have a small penis and get bullied by girls.
i want to move to florida
>>76699077
Hello Japan!
>>76699028
>>76699062
Thank you! Thank you!
>tfw canada gf to play hockey with
tfw no gf
>>76699277
Im 8 inches
I'm not a bully. If he can't handle me, that's his own problem.
>tfw no job
BTW, Denmark, where are you from?
>>76699326
me too.. okay well maybe im 7.75''
can we be friends anyway?
someday I will be a sysadmin. you'll see
every secretly prefers small penises as long as your tall
http://gematsu.com/2017/07/little-witch-academia-chamber-time-coming-americas-ps4-pc-early-2018
who's ready for 2018 GOTY?
one day I'll fugure out how to get more fried alligator
>>76699428
TOTY
>>76699406
every girl* ?
how tall is tall? 6'1'' or like 6'4''?
>>76699406
I also like Japanese cocks
>>76699428
Am excited
I prefer no penis
misa is a flawless human
>>76699489
Do you like baginas?
>>76699445
I want to warp my arms around her and torment her, I want to see her suffer
>>76699491
Except for the makeup, contacts and plastic surgery
>>76699521
:----DD
>>76699386
I believe in you. You can do it, anon!
nobody can resist the akko
>>76699534
doubt it
>>76699545
She's the best
>>76699545
anime? yea don't care
>>76699572
The best
>>76698854
what a horrible edition
superior Canadian anime?
>>76699479
>>76699406
>>76699326
>>76699367
>tfw 7 inches but 5'9"
>tfw every time you talk face to face with a girl that towers over you, your penis instantly becomes diamonds
lanklets will never know this feel
>anime? yea don't care
r8 my waifu /cum/
can't say i mind being a manlet generally
>Netflix fucked up the LWA anime release
>now they're fucking up Fate/Apocrypha
they can't keep getting away with it
>>76699624
thats where you're wrong, kiddo
UH take it you whore
>>76699077
>>76699624
Canadian anime is alright
i think sex will be fun though desu
>>76699625
>tfw girl at my work is like two inches taller than me
>i'm 6'4
>her dads a 7'2 former nba player
Canadian Anime
>>76699625
ok, oedipus
>>76699406
>tfw my penis hurt a girl during sex once
>completely turned me off
>i'm not even that big
having a big penis is overrated
>>76699611
t. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiXS_jjJYY8
>>76699731
luc longley?
>>76699654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-mTb1YRzBA
>>76699774
obvious coalburner
>>76699764
fuck tmi you found me ABORT ABORT
>>76699756
>>76699678
why didn't he fug Lacey?
>>76699263
Nice picture you fucking Aussie.
>>76699824
cant be many 7'2 Australian former nba players
>>76699844
he didnt want her to give up her life to work at a gas station and be related to Oscar
>>76699842
grandma living with me for at least a week, she's completely crazy
told her to leave the door open so she didn't get locked out when she went out
>she leaves
>leaves door open
>go watch the game
>few min later calls me
>says door shut
>check and the door is open
>says she right outside the door
>open the door and look around
>shes yelling outside the neighbors door
>mfw
thinking about going to the diviest dive bar in town and watching the cubs game this afternoon
>>76699998
>off by one
what is a "dive" bar?
>>76699998
>>76699999
>>76699999
shes just lost her mind, shes living with me because she refuses to live in her apartment because she thinks theres a man living in her walls with the ability to see through walls
she also has a fake facebook she uses to talk with young men. I love her, she can just be a handful
I'm going to church tomorrow for the first time in years because I feel like it
I wonder what it will be like, I haven't signed up or anything I'm just going to go in early and do what they do
>>76700082
you could have googled it
>when its 11:27am and the sipping has begun
>he browses /nba/
>he genuinely consumes depressants because he thinks it will make his life better
>>76700155
It actually does you should try it
I don't watch basketball but I heard my celtics made a really good trade recently or something?
what did they do???
>>76700189
would it work if i'm not depressed?
test
>>76699731
nice!
>>76699739
My mom is 5'0" though, isn't this the opposite? And the natural strong attraction to tall girls is evolution telling me to not have short kids.
>>76700212
That's the best time to drink. As I am right now
>>76700189
I have tried it, I was an alcoholic for about 6 years when I also happened to be suffering from chronic depression. As soon as I decided to start treating my depression clinically, and realized that depressants LITERALLY cause you to be depressed I lost the urge to drink or some entirely.
>>76700228
you were shorter than your mom when you were a child, which is when you would have developed your oedipus complex
>>76700231
oh, drinking. no thanks. i don't drink by myself.
maybe later today
>>76699336
>tfw 2 jobs
salutations
>>76700360
hello
>>76700244
No drinking is awesome man join me in this festive sip
>>76699876
Umm wow my feelings are hurt
Really miss my reedit flags btw
>>76700376
how do you do friend
>>76700411
thinking about spending the rest of the day at a bar
no don't drink, i'm not drinking today either.
that's 3 days in a row.
>>76699746
when i lost my virginity she cried and wasnt even a virgin, really awful experience that was looking back on it. I also drunk and didnt even cum
>>76700439
fantastic idea
>>76700449
It's too late. I'm getting into the kraken. Also its Canada day, this is a free pass.
Calgary kun here
You guys miss me?
>>76700491
i thought you were poor
how do you have mobile data?
The gayest general
>>76700475
same, except for the drunk part
>>76700629
<3
>>76700629
you're looking for /brit/
>>76700629
piss off Kim Su Cuck
reminder that it's Canada day and I STILL don't have a GF
>>76700740
don't worry we just gotta keep getting out there.
some girl will fall out of the woodworks.
I'm having a wank on the bathroom floor with the shower running
i think i used fall out of the woodworks wrong.
i just mean it'll happen eventually if we keep trying.
>>76700852
Living the dream
>>76700629
*raises paw*
Uhh...actually we have the comfiest general
>>76700862
that's not what it means
>>76700812
Now you've done it Hans, I'm going to make a German boy my GF.
>>76700900
that's what im saying i used it wrong
>>76700862
It's "Come out of the woodworks" and it means the someone/something suddenly appears after an event
i.e. I start offering free shit and the Welfare people come out of the woodworks
I want to play MHXX, but G-Rank is hard solo
;_;
anyone have the game and want to play with me?
>>76700862
>>76700917
>>76700956
Also I forgot to say fuck off back to India pajeet.
>>76700956
oh right
>>76701001
<3 see pic, why are you so upset today?
Are the Canada day celebrations and festivities really as bad as they say? Is everyone really neglecting celebration because they either hate (a) the current superficial Trudeau-era Canadianism of poutine and milkbags, or (b) the colonial past of Canada which tried to culturally genocide the aboriginal population?
>>76699362
Roll
It's Canada day and AmeriChad is fucking my boyfriend-free GF while I work!
>>76701118
a), anybody who believes b) is not only not Canadian, they're also not human and don't deserve human rights.
>canadians keeps their milk in bags
need misafighting gf
how do you guys know if you saw actually saw a ghost or if your eyes were being tricked?
>>76701302
ghosts don't exist
>>76701118
>current superficial Trudeau-era Canadianism of poutine and milkbags
Did you know that we've had milk bags for decades? My mother bought them when I was little, so I remember them.
i don't eat any food unless a cute girl offers it to me
>>76701381
We still have them. Maybe some of your shops still have them? Small shops here don't have them.
>>76701309
in this case eternal life isn't exist and Jesus Christ is dead.
>>76701309
prove it
>>76701452
Jesus Christ lives in all of us. I've even consumed the body of christ.
t. knower Catholic school boy.
>>76701378
Is your mom still feeding you?
>>76701378
you feed yourself tho. are you a cute grill?
>out for delivery since 8 AM
>still hasnt come
very bored buds
reminder that jesus loves every single one of us
happy canada day lads
>>76701712
i am a connoisseur of yellow skinned females
>>76701766
thunder outside
>lads
>>76701787
virus do not click
What would the fallout be if irrefutable scientific proof was discovered that confirmed that black people are the dumbest race?
>>76701867
>if
>>76701867
info would never be made public
*lads at you*
*beats the shit out of "denmark"*
I had a Taiwanese girl approach me the other day to take a photo with her because "I was the cutest guy she ever saw" and she was "first time visit in Europe". She seemed to be with her boyfriend who was oddly excited about me as well.
What would you do with a Japanese girl?
>>76702011
sell her to some yakuza businessmen for cash
>>76701867
But there's already more than enough proof
>>76701967
he wanted you to come back to the hotel and watch you bang the shit out of his girl obvs
i'd take her out on a date
Walked to the mall and it was closed for Canada Day.
White girls > Asian girls
>>76702134
I'd take you out on a date
>>76702141
Will there be fireworks today?
>>76702126
have 2 that i stole from my kids
wanna get one of those LED ones next
>>76702185
Yes.
tfw no gf
>>76702208
im down but i just came for my nite nite masterbatiion before sleep right when you posted it
*fucking dies but revives again*
>>76702231
Will go watch one?
>tfw no gf
>>76702181
i'd be open to cracking a couple cold ones with the boys.
>>76702302
No. Too noisy.
>>tfw no gf
ITS BEEN 3 HOURS, AMAZON
GIMME MY PACKAGE
complete open to the idea of a cute girl falling in love with me forever right now
shaved my chest
>>76702308
>>76702389
>>76702406
>t.Mr.Homosex
>>76702380
how bad do you need that fleshlight, bruh?
>>76702427
its not a fleshlight
>>76702406
gonna paste it to your face?
>>76702452
maybe
>>76702446
dildo?
>tfw just stole some amazon package from some fucking idiot
PENIS
OH
MY
GOD
PEEEEEEENNNNIIIISSSSS
>>76702538
are you sure?
>>76702348
I know this feel. You could use earplug or make some by rolling pieces of a paper handkerchief, chewing on them and putting them into your ears.
>>76702587
yes
i love japan
>>76702011
eat cunny
i hate myself
another thunderstorm
>>76702515
are you a racially challenged person?
>>76702622
I also love Japan
i hate having no gf
>>76702661
I like your posts. You must be a nice person.
>>76702661
Don't be so severe to yourself
>>76702712
>>76702720
thanks guys, i love you.
I am the best poster in /cum/. All Pennsylvanians are tied for 2nd
holy fuck could we cool the tfw no gf please.
what do you guys like when you're not being so miserable.
>>76702778
feel when we have no gfs
:^)
>tfw when no gf harem
owo whats this?
>>76702720
>>76702712
i like how you guys got immediately quiet when i told you i love you
>>76702771
how
just remembered that I'm supposed to go see some relatives at the beach for the 4th of July
will my shaved chest send the wrong signals?
>>76702889
because they make good posts
>>76702875
Could it be a superstitious belief?
munch on my almonds
>>76702903
shave your entire body and bring a and wear a speedo and swimcap
Japanese test in December will be fun!
>>76702876
T-thanks for the compliment.
>>76702958
who's testing you
>>76702988
Sung O Canada three times so far today
>>76703013
it's the jlpt, it's in toronto.
im just taking the n5 for fun. going to visit my family while im in toronto.
>>76703060
cum meatup. see you at my place
saw a chinese exchange student driving a mercedes with a "Nanking" license plate
i bought fallout 4 against my better judgement
got lazy learning japanese after like 3 days
Reminder
>>76703122
>>76703122
are you buying the VR version, friend?
learned to make webms
what happened to that poster that got stabbed by a hobo?
>>76703161
probably
i haven't played any fallout in a long time and my friends have been playing nv lately so i got a craving for fallout
i haven't played 4 yet and have like 300 hours total in nv so i wanted something fresh
need to fucking study for re-exams
i bought wasteland 2 today
>>76703122
i didn't like it but i also didn't like fallout 3
if you liked that it will be okay i think
need a gf, food and a job in that order
>>76703169
no
>>76703250
hated fo3 desu
i already had to refund pubg so maybe i'll get to double down
*resists urge to drink or masturbate*
i need to store up energy. can't be hungover all the time.
>>76703249
goodluck
>>76703500
where have you been!?!?!?!
About to go spectate the USA vs Canada qualifying match in San Diego
Good luck canados
>>76703554
qualifying match for what
>>76703544
[spoiler]i'm awlays here but i'm VERY sneaky[/spoiler]
WHAT IS /CUM/ LISTENING TO???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpBeRede1X0
i'm scared of c-chile
>>76703642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiXH96A9ajk
>>76703642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhPySocJ6EY
i'm nearing 25k scrobbles on last.fm
>>76703676
Don't be scared danmark
im listening to the birds chirp outside
>>76703790
would you protect me?
>>76703809
!!!!!
>>76703836
>>76703809
that ain't me
Is Norway and USA the only western countries in which flying one's flag is not frowned upon?
>>76703901
i'mm still gonna shoot u
>>76703988
AHHHHH why are the virgin police here right now?!?!?!!?
>>76703988
not like you could beat me...
I've got such a headache right now
>>76703924
flags are common here as well
>>76702515
somali subhuman
>>76703924
Russia is arguably a western country
what about Poland?
I'm glad we have so many Chinese girls. God bless them.
QUINTESSENTIAL canadian post above me
>>76703924
A few people fly the Swiss flag the whole year. But on our national holidays you see quite a lot of flags.
>>76704389
nonce
>>76702011
Hot, post more.
>>76704043
show me your id and... bum
FUCK THE JEWS
>>76703924
it isn't frowned upon in australia or canada either, despite all the ebin weedman memes
>>76704351
They're fucking hot dude I love Chinese girls.
good God am I ever in pain. Who /headache/ here?
NEED a freckly brunette hapa gf
Invade my tiny little cunt right now America!!
>>76704427
i just got a new license, m-my new ones in the mail.
i promise. p-please believe me.
Our eyes are like doors,you open them to see what's behind it.
Anyone else unironically get a severe headache if you don't have a cup of coffee in the morning?
>>76704683
hmhm... the law s the law i'm sorry
*grabs and squeezes your bum*
>>76704811
to see what's behind what
what do you guys do for fun?
4 HOURS NOW, AMAZON
>>76704713
>>76704713
What did he mean by this?
>>76705035
uhh... not me, sweetie
>>76705023
cut my wrists
>>76705182
into pieces
>mfw i remembered i had half a box of klondyke bars in my freezer
when was the last time i posted? i fell asleep for a second.
Migrate at 300 (just don't want the Dane making the thread 2bh)
>>76705503
>>76705503
>>76705503
going to lie on my bed and hope my headache goes away
:)
>>76705536
it's 310, noob
>>76705676
I'm well aware but with how slow this thread's going it may as well be 300
>>76705604
Why is she hugging the bear at the beginning?
>>76705865
she likes bears
>>76705865
Because kids like stuffed animals?
JANNYd
hayley on suicide watch
MODS = GODS
the rain has stopped and the sun has come out. hallelujah! thread creator sluts btfo!
>janny deleted the new thread because it was 10 posts early
>>76705900
Do kids usually sit there and clutch bears like that?
>>76705997
good
>>76705900
>>76706021
It's clearly a dog
>>76705997
good or else people will post it 50 posts early like denmark for reddit upvotes (in 4chan (you) currency)
310
>>76706165
This is a /dixie/ thread please ignore
>>76706165
>>76706182
both early
>>76706241
I did it to stop faggotry but was too slow ;_;
>>76700740
Reminder that
2D >3D
You don't need a fucking girlfried.