Flip phone Edition
>>76680786
TERRIBLE edition OP
>>76680799
NOT impressed by this dirty slut
Gently reminder that im the best poster here
>>76680809
I didn't post a pic of your mom bud
>>76680817
the gf
the only thing rapid about rapid city is how fast you want to get out of there
>>76680817
C
A
R
A
>>76680817
You're not even the best Sinaloan poster.
Could you please give me a test so that I can know.
which would be the most ideal U.S. state for me
>>76680849
>he had a black gf
What did the homo mean by this?
>>76680849
aaaayyyyyy
>>76680858
california or florida
>>76680858
Puerto Rico
>>76680813
I'm out of words
She is a WOW
>>76680834
VERY cute
>>76680853
you love me idiot
>>76680890
I agree
>>76680883
Florida
>>76680887
Puerto Rico is not a state.
Is an unincorporated US territory with self-governing status.
P.S. Happy Canada's day
night night
How many regular /cum/ posters are there from each cunt?
Canada:
>Ryan
>Mulatto
Mexico:
>Sinaloa 1
>Sinaloa 2
>Baja California
USA:
>Wisconsin Negro
>Bucks county hafu
>Portland
>Whatcom
>Paha Sapa
>many californians
Stop giving the crypto-muslim (You)s
>>76680980
2 autists in illinois
>Paha sapa
>Regular poster
"no"
Could care less about all those redditflaggers
>>76680980
I forgot that italian guy who posts his face a lot and gets called a jew
>>76680980
Which Sinaloa am I?
r8 muh bee pic
>>76680980
>Forgetting Clack
>Forgetting Goyster Gay
>Forgetting the Minnesotans
>Forgetting the Manitobans
>>76681005
idk just pick a number
>>76681011
I
>>76680999
nigger
>>76680980
You forgot the Oregonians, Clack and Lane
hey
>tfw physically repulsed by 90s anime drawings
I used to love anime but then I watched a lot of 90s gore-porn anime like MD Geist and [redacted] and I've had a revulsion for it ever since.
>>76681029
>>76681033
Wuss poppin niggas
>>76681032
Stop posting my picture or face the consequences
>>76681007
Yes
>been coming here for almost 2 years
>still not a regular
>>76681065
What the fuck are you gonna do, Shlomo?
>>76681078
that's a good thing bud
>>76680817
You aren't
>>76681078
Adopt an autistically obnoxious personality
>>76681078
It's because you like the Red Sox
>>76681078
What's your gimmick?
super sure san francisco is jus OC
gf just sent me this?
>>76681101
doubt it
he's too anti-anime
>>76681096
are you the catposter with the tumblr?
>>76681101
I've been called Clack and CIA before I put my flags on. The only reason I'm still not noflagging is because Clack is a TERRIBLE poster and I don't want to be confused for him.
>>76681096
an autistic cis white male in his 20s who occasionally likes to shitpost
>>76681082
Destory your country through mass immigration, race mixing propaganda, loans with high interest rates, aid to isreal, and neo Marxist politicians
>>76681115
Chicken is a classic /cum/ meme
Plus OC is from SoCal and therefore a subhuman. I bet he wears Sketchers, too.
>>76681111
Yep
Gonna go see the new Nolan North flick Dunkirk because there are no niggers in it
*shreds over you*
>>76681130
I know, I coined it after a mexican poster requested I turn it into a meme
>>76681132
Sketchers are plebian
He wears $5 bargain bin flip flops with Dr. Scholl's insoles glued onto them
>he doesnt wear Heelys
>>76681136
kinda want to see this
>>76681134
cool
I haven't seen you in a while bud
>>76681136
That movie where white people are white?
no but seriously i need to go to bed it's already past 1am
>>76681136
>200,000 Brits leaving a beach while under attack
Just watch Saving Private Ryan backwards kek
>>76681158
So what? Tomorrow's Saturday
I spend way too much money on shoes. I'm surprised I haven't bought any Yeezys yet.
>>76681149
It comes out on my birthday
>>76681153
Yes
>>76681167
>C*nadian talking about cowerdness
Have you guys ever masturbated in the dark?
>>76681150
Been posting a lot lately
check out the gf
>>76681173
i spend about $100 on a new pair of boots every year or so
but i put them through a lot of work
>>76681183
i almost always masturbate in the dark while laying in bed watching porn on my phone
>>76681183
every night bud
>>76681180
wew, my birthday is July 15th, we both Cancer I think
>>76681185
I'll be sure to share pictures of any qts I meet any time soon. I feel like this is going to be one of those months where I'm a turbo normie again so I might have some.
>>76681199
No, I mean completely in the dark.
R8 my puppies
wish I had friends to go to a bar with
except most of the people around here are all ~45 years old
>>76681180
>joins the war years later
>talks about cowardice
wew
>>76681216
Left 10/10
Right 7/10 (If good doggo, otherwise 5/10)
>>76681216
would take for a walk/10. what breed are they btw?
>>76681221
>Going to a bar
>Having friends
>>76681221
i'd go with you to the bar at applebees
>>76681207
Does that mean you'll be around less often? that's a shame
>>76681248
I just said I dont have friends, dummy
>>76681253
my small town has exactly 1 applebees
Law school worth it? Windsor, near Detroit, offers a joint American/Canadian program that allows you to practice law in both countries
>>76681234
Right doggo is a complete cunt who barks at me all the time
>>76681240
Left is a border collie, the right is a Chihuahua/ terrier mix
>>76681271
>Law school worth it?
Yes, at least in Canada.
>>76681270
I thought you had no friends who would go drinking with you
That's just sad
pussy anal dildo
why havent we nuked china yet
>>76681346
so much like us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4krSUNhIiI
>>76681366
this is gold
Name 1(one) reason I shouldn't jack off right now
>>76681389
I'm not there
>>76681366
>>76681366
BIG LOL
>>76681366
I wish that was me.
How do we stop white genocide?
>>76681472
import russian/ukrainian females around the ages of 20-24
How do I get my cat to stop drooling all over the place?
>>76681472
I don't really care desu.
I hope we become more like Brazil.
made a meme
Fun night
Fuck thots
>package is in transit going away from me
wtf amazon
>>76681490
Crime ridden corrupt shit hole with no interest in preserving their natural resources?
>>76681480
Good idea
>>76681490
Bad idea
>>76681523
*intercepts your package*
nothin personal kid
>>76681533
youd spend more money on gas coming down here to intercept it then the item is even worth
>>76681529
No, I just want the bossa nova and monkey soup.
>>76681543
still worth it
Gonna buy a GTX 1080ti and another 1440p monitor
>>76681548
Sopa?
>>76681558
Jelly
>>76681558
what's the point
you're gonna scroll in anyways when you play dwarf fortress
This is such a nice laptop Jesus Christ
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B071XDXLPG
Someone else here plays DF???
why do we care about ivy league schools
most children don't feel compelled to perform well in high school so why does society punish them?
>>76681594
I play Hitman, Mass effect Andromeda, grand theft auto and Witcher 3
>I play Andromeda
>>76681623
In what way are they punished?
>>76681609
just started today
it's been fun
i've given it a few shots over the past decade but never made it more than an hour, until now
so this...is the power of dodgers baseball....
please resbond
>>76681445(whites only)
>>76681644
they are the gift that keeps on giving
>>76681640
their opportunity diminishes and they're forced into lesser schools with less attractive professors and programs--though some lucky few are born into states with universities like University of Washington
>>76681644
>>76681667
I wonder if Baez pitched for both of these
Kershaw our only worthwhile pitcher desu
>>76681513
cute
how so the original Zelda is so good
pls explain
>>76681687
Mexico is cute
which one of you chucklefucks just reposted my pic in /mlb/
>>76681685
it was one of the deep relievers
>>76681674
Diminishes? Most people aren't hard working or ambitious. They don't lose anything from the norm by being average. If anything, exceptional students are rewarded for their efforts with better opportunities than students who couldn't utilize them anyway
>>76681709
just like real life t b h
>>76681720
now give me a gf
I am a citizen of the world
>>76681733
no, the purity of the mexican race needs to be preserved
>coded my first RAT at age 8
>coded my first compiler at age 11
>graduate from public university
>some rat from an ivy league school thinks he's a better programmer than me because he wasted time studying in secondary school
heh try again kid
>>76681744
You have to gib more money fo dem programs
African kids be starvin n' shieet
I took assembly 3 times and I still have basically no idea how compilers work
>>76681758
Aw sheeiit I din know that
I think footkraut is having fake gf troubles >>76681711
I think I just burst a hemmerrhoid
>>76681772
just ignore him dude
>>76681772
Remember to extend the Maginot line to the Low Countries this time
>>76681796
you're not any better than him
>>76681790
Were you having gay sex?
>>76681808
You are just upset with me because you are a dumbass.
>>76681798
I'm not French I'm el ohiano on vacation
He's right tho. You're a shitty poster
>>76681819
No I was wiping my ass
>el ohiANO
>>76681841
What was your name? I forgot
>>76681859
Thomas
>>76681858
Rude
>>76681853
You're browsing /cum/ while on the toilet?
>>76681841
if you are el ohiANO how the fuck do the other anon from ohio knows my name
>>76681868
Are you saying you don't?
>Remove my own appendix
>Fry it with half a can of Crisco
>Serve it as a $300 meal to French tourists
>>76681877
Are you a stupid?
>>76681888
brainlet
>>76681877
I'm not sure. I don't remember your name but I think you posted it once. I could easily prove its me though.
>>76681888
I would never spend 300 bucks on a meal anyways
Reading the wiki demography pages of European countries is so satisfying
>>76681907
yeah yeah i believe you bro, i t was just weird.
When are you gonna be back....i kinda miss you...not really
>>76681926
I'm VERY yummy
>>76681940
You mean the ones that routinely delete mentions of non-white population increase? Classic Sweden and France.
>>76681943
I get back July 5th
>>76681976
>not being in the states for the 4th of july
JUST like a CHI
>>76681968
Afaik the only Euro countries that collect race statics are the UK and Ireland
Reminder: The US became an independent country on July 2, 1776.
Glad you are safe and sound, Thomas.
Hope France is treating you good.
>>76681986
I'll really get off my plane on July 4th but it'll be ~7:30 pm and I'll be jetlagged so I'll go straight to bed
I'm gonna go eat the rest of the crossiants I have down stairs
The Declaration of Independence is a joke.
Thomas Jefferson was an attention whore.
>going to bed before fireworks
>>76682051
wew, JEFFERSONED
YOU USED TO CALL ME ON DA CELLPHONE
COLBERT 2020
is 4chan a slow site when it comes to loading images?
>>76682051
"lmao I'm underage b8"
*Makes a bitchlist to King George, who uses it as toilet paper and demands his head*
"I'M A HERO OF THE REVOLUTION"
>>76682087
I'd vote for Biden against Drumpf tbqh
>>76682093
Thank Gookmoot for that
Wish I could do this to a Muslim bastard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=
56AZUa9wg9M
>>76682125
mutilate him like that link?
>>76682087
Biden, Brown and Holder would never win an election.
Colbert is a commie trying to take away my two scoops.
>>76682303
Biden would've won if he ran in this last election
3<===8
3<===8
>>76682350
>>76682356
>american heterosexual relationships
>>76682369
she cheats on that loser 100%
Fuck Canada, and fuck Chinese people.
Canada is only Thirty-Five years old (35)
got a mucocele on my lip again
new season of blip and blorty july 30th guise xDDDD pickle!
>>76682392
>t. doesn't celebrate July 2nd 1776
I went to a party!!!!!
A girl called me cute!!
>>76682497
>tfw ugly
I could buy two GTX 1080 Tis and a cutting edge processor if I really want to
Hell, I was planning on it too waiting for the 1080 Ti to drop but then I stumbled upon this video that compared the medium, high and ultra settings on recently released "next gen" games and realized they all looked the fucking same and I already have a GTX 970 anyway so there's no point
Would be nice to play on a higher resolution I'll admit, but it's not worth the several hundred dollars that would go down the drain on bigger monitors, a better graphics card, AND a better CPU. I'd rather save that money for something actually worthwhile.
>>76682478
I accidentally put the post in the tripfag area
>>76682303
>Biden would never win
Is this a joke?
A girl said I have cute dimples once
Girls also complement my hair a lot which is odd considering I have a prematurely receding hairline
Sometimes people just touch my hair out of the blue cause it's curly
I want to force myself to spend my entire day downtown tomorrow but my package is supposed to arrive too
>>76682533
Are you really though? Or do you just think that?
>when someone asks to touch your hair
I'm tired of your fucking microaggressions, whitey.
THE REVOLUTION IS COMING!
>/cum/ is dead
>/k/ thread is dead
Amuse me you motherfuckers
>>76682628
Unless girls have been joking this whole time. A-At least I'm not freakishly ugly...
in high school girls would play with my hair all the time. I cut it a bit shorter though so I don't get it as much. plus for people older than high school tend not to do imature stuff like play with people's hair during class
>>76682642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTtrnDbOQAU
Beautiful.
>>76682642
Are you black?
>>76682497
last time I went to one someone said I looked uncomfortable and asked what they could do to help. he got me a drink. later those guys tried to get me to join their frat and I had to say no
whats an anime with oppai, loli bullying, and good humor
>>76682712
>4chan 2043
>Obama was CLEARLY white, he even had a white parent.
>I don't get why Poles keep saying he isn't white
Hello fatties
>>76682722
I wish.
commies >>>/out/
>>76682685
Charisma is much more attractive to girls than looks a lot of the time.
You sound like you lack confidence as opposed to being ugly.
>>76682726
Those sound like some stand up guys, I would never join a frat though.
Good to know there are good frat boys out there.
What is it about /k/ that attracts so many traps? I swear, I've seen more traps than women on there
>>76682754
Then why would anyone want to feel your hair?
>>76682734
watch/read manime instead nerd
>>76682768
h-heh...
>>76682777
Im taking a break from my Manime to catch up on old stuff
right now im on Galaxy express 999
>>76682783
>he is a negro
>>76682712
yasss
>>76682766
>would never join a frat though
me neither, that's why I said no. they were all pretty good guys. most frats are filled with stereotypical frat boys though. my room mate joined them awhile before that and I'm his friend so I got into their stuff for free
>>76682766
>Charisma is much more attractive to girls
Thank God I've got a lot of that
what's the best mexican food?
Reminder that this is what Canada looked like during the last ice age
This is why Canada is so flat, and has so many lakes. This ice sheet was quite literally miles thick.
Sliding glaciers running off this glacial melt is what carved away the Midwest to be as flat as it is today. The entire middle section of America is nothing more than a glacial drainage runoff from the massive glacier that was Canada.
>>76682888
>Burritos are actually American
I don't know, wait for the Mexicans and Californians to answer
>>76682888
Burritos
holy fuck a well made burrito will make you want to die, it tastes so good. I don't even know how they do it.
They can also be made very healthy if you do it right
Posole is really tasty
>>76682921
Burritos were invented in America sweetie
>>76682895
>featherheads walked through that little gap between ice sheets
>this is what they want you to believe
Based early European man colonized Eastern North America, purely Bering strait migration theory a shit.
>>76682936
looks interesting Hesus
>>76682937
according to wiki burritos are northern mexican, sweetie
>>76682965
ugh, cringe
why are you calling sweetie each other? a bit gay on my sight
>>76682978
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burrito#History
>Many have traced its roots to the farmworkers of the fields in California's Central Valley, in Fresno and Stockton
try again sweetie xoxox
I shudder just remembering Fresno exists
>>76682996
I WILL give my R1-b to Mexican or Sudaca Indio qt
>>76682965
Honestly, so many of the islands in the pacific are populated. I believe there was probably a bunch of ancient travel all across the pacific basin. Probably had ships and canoes zipping back and forth all over the place. This may be how North America was originally populated
>>76683010
>Some have speculated that it may have originated with vaqueros in northern Mexico in the nineteenth century.
>In the 1895 Diccionario de Mexicanismos, the burrito was identified as a regional item from Guanajuato and defined as "Tortilla arrollada, con carne u otra cosa dentro, que en Yucatán llaman coçito, y en Cuernavaca y en Mexico, taco"
We can all cherry pick from the article, hon
I know their Salvadoran, but are pupsas at all popular in Mexico?
>>76683003
Nobody cares, this is North America, ground zero for homosexuality.
>>76683081
>speculated
>mexican diccionarios
oh sweetie
>>76683078
Cal going 13-0
>>76683093
I've never heard of them as pupusas but I'm pretty sure tlacoyos are the same thing.
>>76683113
according to my schedule they have at least 1 loss
>>76683110
Yours doesn't have anything concrete, either, sweetie pie.
Would you?
>>76683167
Why do you guys like so much spicy food?
It's so good, but it's also so bad for my stomach
I always eat way to much and end up with stomach cramps
>try to download an ebook
>unzips to an exe file
How the hell are people constipated when corn and KFC are so accessible?
>>76683211
>and that's how I got my computer infected
>It WASN'T porn mom!
>>76683191
yes
>>76683194
spices prevent food spoiling
>>76683194
Can't answer that t b h, don't know about Mexican food history.
>I always eat way to much and end up with stomach cramps
If you had grown up with it, you'd probably not have any problems.
finally found the book Ive been trying to read
>>76683278
You guys "invented" peppers though
What do we do about the Canadian problem?
>>76683317
what book
why do liberals use syphilis as an insult against republicans when liberals are more sexually indiscriminate--who do they think really is more likely to suffer from syphilis?
>>76683383
>>76683373
cute
>>76683383
do androids dream of electric sheep?
>>76683411
Isn't that by Asimov? I think that was a title of one of his shorts
hello
Having a wank 2bh
>>76683373
>having a national bird
Nice try but we only have a single national animal. Oh yeah and a horse for some stupid reason.
>>76683432
are you one of the long lost manitobans of olde?
>>76683451
I guess you could say that
>>76683432
hi asl?
>>76683468
I remember there was one that liked humanized jet fighters
>>76683373
strange that it's not a loon really
>>76683432
time for Manitoban domination to return to /cum/?
>>76683445
I hate this ugly bitch
>>76683417
its Philip K Dick. its Bladerunner
going to sleep. wish me death, /cum/. pls.
I am so tired of being lonely
I honestly like being alone
>>76683480
you first
>>76683484
yee brah
>>76683500
make /cum/ great again
>>76683507
I like her though
I guess I should go to bed
>>76683567
You like bad stuff
This thread's going a little too shitty for my liking
I haven't even gotten a (You) in a couple hours
For shame, apply yourselves
Peace (through superior post quality) out
^ nobody give him (you)'s
fuck him
*doesn't give (you)'s*
>>76683634
have this friend
>>76683720
Delet that shit right now bud
Doing a cry
>>76683720
Thanks bud right back at (You)
>>76683739
Too late I already witnessed it :^)
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