gun noises edition
>>76639731
1 THREAD
1 /CUM/
>>76639724
girls who aren't normies are huge crazy bitches.
You did the right thing.
/fr/
koth sucks
tfw no gf
>>76639730
He wasnt allowed to do laundry or something that with the people he was staying with or something, I dont remember exactly. But yeah
find it hilarious that many of your own countrymen even find this general unbearable and would rather post in /brit/
Was it autism?
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/74319954/#q74320200
>>76639779
dammit bobby
>>76639799
>yellow fever
yes
oh fuck off everyone here is boring
the last interesting poster was vancouver/chairman, and he fucked off to a /soc/ discord server
everyone has a shtick and they're only interested in their own shticks, 1/2 of the general is filled with solipsists who don't even respond to other people at all
iroquois and south dakota post anime
ryan whines about not having a gf
arbys kun talks about suicidal ideation
henrico talks about politics and suicidal ideation
i post an ugly boy
oyster bay babbles about cryptocurrency like a 10AM sunday infomercial
footkraut and huntsville are just contrarians
the most ironic thing is that people argue about who is the """best poster""" here lol
there are no good posters here, there is nothing interesting here
the purpose of /cum/ is to fill the void where a healthy social life should
this is why we whine like a teenage girl when no one gives us any (you)s
>>76639854
no one cares namefaggot
Taking a poop rn
>>76639731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xggd9d6msZo
>british cuisine
>>76639854
You have no critique of my posts.
I guess that makes me the best poster.
the gf
>find it hilarious that many of your own countrymen even find this general unbearable and would rather post in /brit/
stop
stealing
posts
>>76639756
used to get debt collectors and medical phone mail all the time, and they constantly left messages that i ignored
fucking wrong number fucks
THIS is the ideal female body.
lol soccer
>>76639931
Looks like a little Swedish boy in a dress.
>>76639862
>>76639864
>>76639869
>>76639877
>>76639892
>>76639897
>>76639903
>>76639931
>>76639932
don't mind me just flooding the (You) economy
>>76639940
Twiggy is the thinking man's Sophia Loren.
She will grow on you.
>>76639932
>>76639976
I'd put my dick in her mouth if you catch my drift.
>>76639932
>>76639977
*rents the catamite for an hour*
I'll take her to the /cum/ mansion
>I post a british fashion model from the 60s and meme the shit out of her because I want that to be my "thing"
>>76640016
kys
>>76640016
/cum/ in one post
Whiskey
>posting a turkish whoreman
Poster power ranking
1. Me
2. Texas
3. Bucks
3. Everyone else
4. POWER GAP
5. Sanfran
>go to /brit/ to see what our countrymen are posting in the "better" thread
>cuckold porn
needing anzu kız arkadaş
>>76640065
Fuck you
Clack is officially a better poster than you now
>>76640065
>Texas above Ravioli
>>76640073
The shittiest /cum/ posters are in /Brit/ most notably Edmonton
Official Oregon power rankings:
1. Clack
-Power Gap-
10. Portland
-MASSIVE POWER GAP-
100000000000000000000000000. Lane
Poster power ranking revised
1. Me
2. Texas
3. Ravioli
4. Oyster + CIA power couple
5. Bucks
6. Everyone else
7. DOUBLE POWER GAP
183. Sanfran
>Center with an re
>>76640117
This is because Lane's flag reminds me too much of Centre County.
uhhh
.
.
.
Jeb!
1. Bucks
2. Montgomery
3. Lehigh
10000000000000000000000000. Centre
-== OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKS ==-
1. non-flagposters
>>>power gap<<<
2. flagposters
-== OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKS ==-
Imagine being Californian and getting triggered by a flag
THIS is the power of Lane County.
Imagine being Californian
>>76640172
>>76640167
Nope, noflaggers consistently respond to b8 and are obsessed with footkraut, Denmark and other proxy gimmicks
>>76640185
What did you mean by this
Revised Oregon list since Lane's flag is much better than Centre's:
1. Lane
10. Clack
100. Portland
>>76640200
>>76640186
DELET
*crosses a covered bridge*
Ahh yes
>>76640265
Big fan of this bridge. Very nice.
>>76640206
Portland deserves to be lower, it's full of homeless bums and sjws.
>noflaggers ranking posters based on the city they're from
kys
>words on a flag
why
>>76640265
>1925
oh wow, it's nothing
>tfw cunt with the world's longest covered bridge
>>76640315
I'll show you a covered bridge.
*whips out dick and puts on a condom*
>>76640315
It's alright
back from the museum.
>>76640274
>>76640308
pls visit our bridges
>>76640338
>this bridge crosses from canada and into england
what a marvel of anglo engineering
>>76640338
>feet
triggered
How do you learn to drive without killing yourself in the process? The roads are so dangerous.
>>76640338
>>76640342
visit mine
>>76640363
bicycle
>>76640363
By not driving on roads with traffic until your comfortable driving.
Time for sports /cum/.
>>76640358
using imperial measurements colloquially is anglo culture
Golden Gate Bride > Literally every other bridge in existence
>>76640386
ok
>>76640363
you get use to it. it's not as dangerous as you think
>>76640386
grim
>>76640363
i just passed my driving test, here's what i did:
>empty parking lot
>empty suburb
>busy suburb
>country roads at 80km/h
>muti lane roads at 80km/h
took 2-3 months with my parents
>>76640363
even if you crash you probably won't die
>>76640407
>it's not as dangerous as you think
40,000 americans died in car crashes in 2016. caging is dangerous.
Taxation is theft.
got some cinnamon flavored pepsi and it tastes like whiskey desu
>>76640461
this
now get out haitano
this is what I listend when I explore a new planet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6O52sAFu6c
>>76640401
>"Golden" gate bridge
>actually orange
shiggy
>>76640467
i imagine it would taste like fireball
>>76640441
but you're a leaf, your test is probably easier
Taxation is theft.
Also, fuck roads.
thoughts?
fuck americans
>>76640492
>country full of poos and chinks
>making the test easy
I sure hope not
fuck Canadians (except the cute yellow ones, they are all right by my book)
You'll never get a girlfriend, Ryan.
drinking brio, smoking some dope and browsing /cum/
what are you up to?
>>76640511
shallow and pedantic
>>76640513
why
>>76640533
I'm losing weight, it'll happen
>>76640539
Looking through the photos of a girl from high school
Dear X065,
wrong
>>76640386
Prefer highland games instead
>>76640539
smoking a bowl wishing i had an ice cold beer
>>76640540
what is
http://www.phawker.com/2013/03/05/deeney-let-me-tell-you-about-being-white-in-philly/
>be son of Italian and Irish immigrants
>born in the middle of White Flight
>Parents lived in Philly their whole lives
>They refuse to let the black crime make them move out of their hometown
>Dad and mom victim of muggings, kid witnessed muggings
>Be told by your dad how great things were before black crime ruined neighborhoods
>Wait till he dies of cancer to write an article calling him delusional
>Go on to say that old white men ruined the inner city, not blacks
how much of a fucking cuck can one person be
The crusades
>>76639731
>mfw the US gov't tried to fucking convince MLK to off himself
my headset works great =)
>>76640610
not the crusades
>>76640511
inferior cute turk
>>76640539
playing motorsport manager desu
Any other Buddhists?
I was born in July 1998
>tfw mexican
>tfw never been mugged
>>76640644
kys
>tfw to smart two suckseed at CS
>>76640649
i was born june 1992
mfw i get a gf a btfo that guy...
>>76640579
>calling your grandmother an "old crone" for PC brownie points
>>76640652
In what area?
>tfw too smart to not be a civil engineer and build roads (fuck roads)
>you listening to my mixtape
NIGGERS GET OUT OF /CUM/ RIGHT NOW- Don't you fucking DARE speak to me, SLAVES! PRESS S TO SPIT ON NIGGERS. Shut the fuck up, you livestock! You pieces of farming equipment! GET ON ALL FOURS, NIGGERS! Do not walk on two legs! You are not human! Get on all fours!!
>>76640663
>>76640691
Urkel is that you?
76640708
kys
>>76640680
you can do it lad
how much of a fucked up life do you need to have before you end up as a tranny webcam whore
>>76640691
Day of the rope for niggers WHEN?
>>76640729
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
>>76640738
???
Not buying the Muslims guilt Trip's and sob stories, I don't want them in my country
>>76640750
we're talking about Cosmo, right?
>>76640579
>social worker
>gets mad at his dad for rationally pointing out the he has been held up at gunpoint by blacks and the Elite Columbia alumni parents who love blacks but never are around them hadn't
>mad that his parent's generation, especially men, actually voice their opinions frankly instead of self-censorship
wew
The only burden on society is the communist.
>>76640771
You know what I think of this post? I think that this is the greatest post in /cum/ in at least the past week, if not ever.
>>76640461
Greetings fellow libertarian, spread the good word
>>76640771
painfully generic post
76640801
kys
>>76640759
idk who tf that is
why is cum so up tight right now?
>>76640833
Fuck you.
>>76640833
Not enough whiskey
>>76640816
>>76640833
it's peak chicano hours
>>76640833
we're a really divisive country right now because of Republicans
>>76640758
dude like, a handful of unsubstantiated name calling incidents totally outweigh all the terror attacks in the last decade lmao. muslims are the real victims here lmao
me gustas
a cute girl to lower the tension
>>76640855
>because of republicans
you're delusional
>>76640886
>responding to such a post
you've got to learn
>>76640855
*Bernie supporters
ftfy :^)
>>76640884
ok, I'll start
>>76640847
>there were people that didnt think he was a complete faggot despite always having painted nails
baka
>>76640884
big fan
>>76640896
>implying if I get a long worded ass blasted response it isnt worth it
>>76640886
None of these are funny fuck off with the Drumpf dick sucking he's fucking you people over. You know what I'd do if I saw Drumpf? Fuck Drumpf if I see him in real life I would spit in his face and throw mud at him I hope he shits his pants and cries on live TV and barfs up his beefaroni he had for lunch I bet he hasn't even beat Mortal Kombat 2 fairly I bet he cheats at that and every other game he has ever played in his life. That man his destroyed the liability and reputation of America I hope he fucking dies in a fire. That's right I hate him and I'm ashamed to be white. He does realize that Republicans are called that because they want a republic like USSR, not that there's anything wrong with socialism but there was a reason why Democrats are called Democrats, they invented democracy and freedom and Drumpf is going to take away all of your freedoms, he's gonna make everyone go to war and kill everyone because he's a racist and a jerk. I'm truly ashamed of this world I'm so mad that even I can't protest or anything man I'm so upset, when I think about Drumpf my hands start trembling and I go quiet, he's a bully and a bad person and I don't like him. Also nice responses only no hate speech I'm fragile, any racism, bigotry sexism, homophobia or anything that resembles hate speech and I will report you to the RCMP and you will be arrested
good idea. post cute girls.
drove around the state for two hours yesterday, Don't know who's idea it was to have driving students pick up and drop each other off but I did it
Only ran one stop sign the whole day
>>76640878
Wtf I love women now
Well if everyone else is doing it
me ruv you rong time
Taysway isnt even my waifu but I still have a dangerous assortment of pics
>>76640961
>tfw I missed the asian gf train
I want to go back
>>76640968
Asian gfs are overrated, especially Americanized ones.
>Asian gfs are overrated, especially Americanized ones.
>constant rolling thunder
literally cumming right now
>>76640985
she was perfect
>>76640985
>Asian gfs are overrated
False
>especially Americanized ones.
Partially true
not a fan of asians, tbqh
>>76640955
>tfw Trump's election hurt every single muslim's feeling
Apologize!
>Asian gfs are overrated, especially Americanized ones.
>>76641005
who asked you
>>76641005
3 dolla, 3 dolla
>>76641007
*gives you a citation*
*sprays you with Raid*
Sup guys
See the anger went away
Thank you Misa
>>76641033
>captcha was foxtrap
hmm
Any gay muslim Communists online?
>>76641058
woah.............
>>76640691
Well that's not very nice
>>76641050
>anger went away
get a load of this dweeb
>>76641047
Hello
>>76641074
That guy really unnerves me because he keeps sneaking into my feed
>>76641074
Yep :)
>>76641074
>Psuedocyrillic
see the thread is much happier now.
brb
>>76641080
Hey Urkel
stop making such bad posts ryan
kys Ryan
>>76641119
This
>>76640691
S
>>76640855
>>76640931
good bait
why stop
Reminder that I introduced /cum/ to misa.
Remember that next time you post a cumposter power ranking list
>>76641093
>another idle no more MSM native meme
yawn
>>76641142
i will put you on the bottom, where you belong
>>76641093
When i finish college i will move to canada
Probably in ontario but i wanna in vancouver
>>76641113
Hello, how are you?
>>76641148
1) what valuable skills will you bring to North America?
2) are you white?
Older generations have a pattern of hiding their problems out of shame which explains their vanity, obesity, and alcohol related problems
What the fuck even is this place?
newfag to /int/
need a gf
>>76641144
Okay. Remember my name is Ryan
Eating whole tomatoes is for the thinking man
I'll bet I could develop a drinking problem if I wanted
but I get like half-buzzed and then just wonder what Im doing with my lfe
>>76641183
no southies
>>76641162
perhaps
>>76641183
it's a fun place to talk about things sometimes.
mostly it's just shitposting
>>76641188
what a coincidence, we already have an abhorrent ryan who posts here
>>76641194
the one/first time I got drunk I remember being incredibly happy so I can see that becoming a habit
>>76641157
Another poster called you urkel earlier, ngl felt pretty good tbqhwyfamalam
POWER RANKING
1. Me
=========POWER GAP=========
9999. You
10000. This load >>76641200
>>76641194
do you drink alone?
Girlfriend broke up with me and life seems emptier. I don't feel like myself.
I'm going to rehab tomorrow. Hopefully I can meet nice people. I need something new in my life.
>>76641220
yes
>>76641216
fuck off Cletus
>>76641200
Doesn't seem like it
>>76641205
Noted.
>>76641223
rehab for what?
>Why yes, I consume depressants because I think it will improve my life, even temporarily
>>76641226
stop that.
>>76641223
rehab for what?
>>76641234
cletus is more of an Appalachian name, not a southern one.
>>76641210
>being a happy drunk
Nice. Sad/angry/sleep drunks need to kts desu
thinking about buying some more of these
fuck im bored
should I just go to bed?
>>76641241
Billy Bob?
Clay?
Otis?
Tyrone?
>>76641246
work out, and then go to bed
>>76641245
i prefer pic related because i'm easily parted from my money
>>76641260
nope
>>76641223
How long is the rehab for? If you've got the time, I'd honestly recommend one of the ones that ranges from 30-60 days. Making peace with the fact that you have a problem and can't consume anything mind altering is the kicker. I kicked an 8 bag of heroin and $40 of crack a day habit, and I've seen people way worse off than me still get clean, anything is possible if you actually give a fuck about it.
>>76641238
>>76641241
Alcoholism. Plus I was on the crank for a few weeks and got caught.
Wish me luck fellas.
>>76641245
i need some
>>76641260
wtf my name is otis
>>76641215
I don't think I'm like Urkel at all
>>76641246
But it's only 8:45!!
Everyone knows Ryan but no one knows me :(
>>76641289
*9:47
>>76641299
Are you a Ryan? I'm also a Ryan.
Alri
>>76641161
Well i study law right now i plan to get my degree and to move from here
>>76641277
don't do that.
i believe in you, bud. you can get better
>not living in a half hour timezone
>>76641304
My name is Antonio
I'm gonna marry a gay bosnian bear and bring him over here and watch him have sex with other beefy guys
>>76641241
>implying I have friends
>>76641289
dont reply to my posts ever again nigger
The thinking man's writing utensil
>>76641309
want you to know that during a trip to your lands I was NOT ONCE offered tartar sauce with my fish and chips
>>76641277
I got fired once for being so fucked up on dope that I was falling asleep on my feet trying to sort shit into boxes. I told them I just had bad insomnia but they knew the truth.
>>76641328
Really? My name is Anthony. Basically the same.
>>76641323
>Nepal Standard Time is UTC+05:45
wew
>>76641334
What're you going to do about it?
>>76641317
i hope you're studying canadian law, and not macedonian """law"""
>>76641330
i'll be your friend if it makes you feel better.
>>76641329
please stop posting
>>76641339
>The thinking about mans' penises writing utensil
ftfy
Received a filtered (You)
>>76641289
You're black and uhh not very niggerish. That's like Urkel.
>>76641194
you'll get there if you keep trying, be careful what you wish for
>>76641341
Yeah people always seem to figure it out. Heh
>>76641320
Thanks for the kind words, it means alot.
>>76641339
>tfw used to always take my moms uniball out of her purse and scribble on the napkins and paper place mats in restaurants as a kid
>>76641369
having an E-friend doesnt really help
>>76641340
Mate went to yankland and when he came back mentioned tartar sauce, I thought he was taking the piss cos I'd only ever heard it on spongebob lmao
What is it anyway
I hope none of you are on Medicaid, I want all my cum friends to be safe
>>76641400
fuck if I know, but it taste great with seafoood
>>76641245
I like my ink as contrasting as possible.
Math professors hated me.
>>76641400
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tartar_sauce
How come you lot didn't wrangle /dixie/ back
>>76641425
who needs them?
last placement match buds
whats my OW rank gonna be
1 draw, 3 lose, 5 win
>>76641425
Because 75% of the posts in Dixie are one homosexual from Arkansas.
>>76641442
>redditwatch
>>76641412
My parents feel bad for me for birthing such a headcase so they pay for my meds. I take 7 different ones and they're expensive as fuck altogether.
>>76641432
>>76641442
kek fair enough
>>76641369
Depends on the branch of which law you speak of but since canada is in the common law group of countries the ruleing of the judge creates the norms so its alot of mixed laws that you need to know with practical work and case study
Also if you migrate the country has a position for you in the public sector so if i would like extra money i would have to work as an intern at a law firm to climb the ladder in the firm and then quit the first job and to focus on being a lawyer which would bring me more money as a specialist
>>76641451
loser alert
>>76641458
what if we all chipped in a buck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W0R5QSW0uw
/dixie/ is for gays
>>76641386
no problem, bud. i mean it.
>>76641398
move closer to me
>>76641412
i get my insurance through my university.
haven't been to a doctor in years tho.
i don't like your subtle propaganda posting tho. stop with that shit
>>76641439
shit 2000 at max
>>76641472
abhorrent post
don't try to bully anyone around when you're playing video games.
>>76641483
Tom Waits is good music for getting pissed-pants drunk to
>>76641451
Don't you play old Nintendo games on emulators?
>>76641492
>reading comprehension
To all those on Medicaid, stop stealing my tax dollars
>>76641492
I dont want to live in the south though
its humid, sticky, and stormy in summer
>>76641500
I play various games on various emulators
b o r e d
o
r
e
d
>>76641512
do you follow the walgreens?
>>76641524
Kind of on the loser side of video games, dontcha think?
>>76641512
Hockey rivalries aren't even real anymore.
>>76641551
how so
Notice how much worse cum when the euro posters aren't here?
My new laptops coming in the mail tomorrow.
>>76641553
montreal takes our hockey derbies very seriously. heck, even an impact vs toronto FC game can get heated and caring about soccer isnt a thing here.
>>76641548
>californians attempt humour
what logo even looks like walgreens?
I met Tim Cook today. He flew on a Global Express jet, one of the biggest you can get, all by himself and then he left on a rental Prius. Oh and he had a strange looking iPhone that was orange and about the thickness of 2-3 quarters and an unusual looking Apple watch as well.
>>76641572
Would you, if someone asked, be comfortable telling people that you play old Nintendo video games on an emulator?
76641574
>implying
>>76641572
>nintendo emulator user calling anyone elses games reddit
c'mon you don't see it?
>>76641582
literally the nationals
Do you have to fight someone in Canada if they call you a goof?
>>76641592
sure, why not
>>76641502
bad post
>>76641510
it's also very hot.
i like the storms, they're beautiful and they cool things down a bit.
>>76641603
that's obviously FFVII, which would be on a PSX emulator.
>>76641622
Now if a girl asked you what video games you played, would you say that? Or would you say Call of Duty, sports games, and potentially Overwatch?
>what ever would we do without the attention whore europeans?
>>76641604
kek
Hell yeah
>>76641626
>reading comprehension
and yes, storms are the best
>>76641604
Not him but we don't have walgreens and most people probably don't realize where the Nats came from
bought an album off Bandcamp, and i got a personalized email from one of the bandmembers.
it felt really good 2bh
>>76641648
nice blog hommie
>>76641619
people also say bud in an aggressive tone which isn't like the friendly bud
>>76641633
Smash bros, runescape, Zelda, battlefront, tomb raider, and Fzero X
and Super mario world
I love american culture
>>76641668
like how people used to agressivly say friend?
>>76641677
You know you're lying.
>>76641688
Yes exactly
>watch it bud
>back off bud
>>76641667
thanks, i really wanted to share that. it was touching
>>76641685
thank god i've never seen anyth- shit i saw a drag queen cop at a gun show once
>>76641695
why would I lie about that? I fucking love SMW and battlefront
and I cant quit RS no matter how hard I try
>>76641685
>>76641710
my school holds a drag ball every semester I think
I've never gone myself
>>76641412
I turn 26 tomorrow and can't leech my parents insurance anymore.