Phoenix Edition
koth sucks
Real
Dabura the Demon King was the best dbz character
Posting in the real thread
Oregon sucks
>>76636833
Im talking specifically about the pic he posted, the "grilled meat" or however you wanna call it, the shredded pork(?) is weird for me too id say.
I do remember now eating chicken salad sandwiches.
>Maryland
>Oregon
FELICITATIONS, MALEFACTORS I AM ENDEAVORING TO MISAPPROPPRIATE THE FORMULARY FOR THE PREPARATION OF AFFORDABLE COMESTIBLES! WHO WILL JOIN ME?!?!
>see store selling a package of Canada 150 day cupcakes
>bought it
>laughing to myself while eating them as they have these cute little leaf sprinkles
>ate the whole fucking thing
>mfw i wont survive july 4th
>>76636930
but now that i think about, when we have our BBQs (Carne asada) of course is wheat tortillas for days.
So i guess it makes sense that we do not use bread.
>>76636930
Pulled pork sandwiches are the thinking man's sandwich. Also the bread isn't even there for sandwiches. There's three slices.
The great state of Maryland.
buh bye 30-posts-early trump thread
All memes aside, King of the Hill is a terrible show.
The great state of Oregon.
>>76637051
>>76637051
>>76637051
>>76637051
>>76637051
New thread buds
>>76636893
>>76636873
>An early thread is bad unless it's 12 posts early
>This somehow makes sense in the autist's mind
Jokes on you fags I made both threads
What are you gonna do about it now?
>>76637006
Well somebody said sandwiches but he is from new england so what does he know.
Here we have some highly condimented pulled pork dishes, so i guess id be down to try a sandwich of one of those one day.
>new york is new england
Dumb fucking spic
Reported three threads earlier.
>>76637149
>New England
Factually incorrect.
>>76637180
Aren't you from Boston?
Maryland or Liberia?
Is this the thread where everyone is lurking in?
>>76637250
No.
>>76637240
Delete this post. It's insulting to Liberia.
>>76637224
>mestizo memory
No you illiterate beaner
>i make a thread
>doesn't thread split
>i don't make the thread
>there's like 3 cum threads
You idiots are lost without me
>>76637284
Liar. There is only one other /cum/ thread and it has 313 posts already.
76637324
kys leaf
>>76637328
Well, you got me
mannn
OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS 3.0
/CUM/ SLEEPOVER THEMED
0- me, sinaloa, caraposter
WOULD LET SLEEP IN YOUR BED WHILE YOU SLEEP ON THE COUCH GAP
1-henrico, virginia
2-oyster gay
3- ravioly county
WOULD MAKE BREAKFAST FOR THEM IN THE MORNING GAP
4- huntsville alabama
5- whatcom county canada
6- lane county oregon
AIR MATTRESS GAP
7 clack my ass
8-cucks county
9-denmark
SLEEP ON THE BACKYARD WHEN IS 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE GAP
9000-canadians
9001- cara is bald poster
SLEEP ON THE BACKYARD WHEN IS 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE AND IS DENGUE SEASON GAP
90000001- my wife left me sinaloa poster
SLEEP ON THE BACKYARD WHEN IS 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE, IS DENGUE SEASON AND IS NEW YEARS EVE SO THERE IS CELEBRATORY GUNFIRE GAP
9000000000000001- the fucking idiot who reported my thread
>>76637375
(you)
goddamit i hate the air mattress
Makes a lot of sounds when i move
>*blinks*
>BZZZZTSTSURRRT
This is actually really accurate
>>76637368
Sherlock is only my first name.
>>76637375
>Lane above Clack
Accurate.
This thread sucks
my penis
>>76637477
Yeah i know
I should've made the thread
>>76637441
You could always go to /dixie/
>>76604861
and entertain the 5 posts an hour there
>>76637483
sensiblechuckle.jpg
Montana - 6'2" - 185 pounds - green eyes - dark brown hair
Arkansas - 5'9" - 118 pounds - blue eyes - dark brown hair
Sinaloa - 6'2" - 198 pounds - brown eyes - black hair
Whatcom, WA - 6'1" - 180 pounds - blue eyes - brown hair
Montreal - 5'11" - 155 pounds - blue eyes - blonde hair
Sacramento - 5'11" - 157 pounds - brown eyes - brown hair
Alabama - 6'0" - 180 pounds
Gaycer - 6'2" - 135 pounds
Ottawa - 5'7" - 170 pounds
Lane County - 6'1" - 180 pounds
Los Angeles - 6'0" - 185 pounds
Portland - 5'11" - 156 pounds
Henrico - 6'3"
Ohioano - 6'1"
Oyster Gay - 6'3"
Oyster Dad - 6'5"
S.Bernardino- 5'6"
Pennsylvania- 5'6"
BritColumbia- 6'0"
Connecticut - 5'8"
Toronto - 4'3"
Cana-chan - 5'11"
>>76637224
he is from Long Island but he attends Boston College
>>76637493
>You could always go to /dixie/
I could lurk in two generals. Maybe I'll visit them.
>>76637483
You missed Austin telling his us height and weight
Imagine if Conway posted here like he does in dixie, these threads would reach bump limit in 15 minutes
>>76637524
I have the same hair color as young Varg
>>76637524
how did you obtain this information
>>76637559
>his us
>>76637601
He asks people.
>>76637601
I just ask.
>>76637559
I dont care about that
>>76637527
i actually know that.
But rather be seen as someone with bad memory than as a dumbass that basically said "north east = new england"
>>76637661
I meant to reply to Clack. He's the only one who cares.
>>76637601
he breaks into peoples homes and measures them
>bamboo shoots in chinese take out
What a useless fucking vegetable
>biggest chebs in the catalog edition
we can't keep letting them get away with it
>>76637559
>>76637672
I don't record people without state flags.
>>76637700
Austin is the Texan poster, Clack.
wow asians are funny hahahahaha
>>76637524
>not even on the list
>>76637667
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE THINKS NEW YORK IS NEW ENGLAND AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>76637700
you didn't record me, and you never will
>>76637524
>not being in this list despite having posted a lot of that
you're not so keen bucko
Austin is a genuinely ugly name
>>76637710
What was his height and weight?
>>76637717
Would you mind sharing your height and weight?
>>76637732
I don't want you on my list.
>>76637749
I don't record flagless losers.
the yank gf
>>76637667
north east =/= new england
I will never be associated with the jersey side of the cesspool
>>76637778
6'3, 192 LB
He was telling Bucks that he could beat him up
>>76637778
>Would you mind sharing your height and weight?
7' 2", 350 lbs (all muscle, built like a brick shithouse)
>>76637375
it's fair that i've dropped so far.
i haven't been posting regularly in a while because of vacation and the like.
i hope one day i'll reclaim my #2 spot, perhaps climb even higher
>>76637794
stop posting pictures of my wife
>>76637778
i dont want to be on your list
>>76637829
"no"
>>76637524
there's 2 alabama posters, and i don't quite weigh that much
>>76637778
if I became non-anonymous it wouldn't count
I'm 5' 1" and 1071 pounds. I hope I converted that correctly from meters and kilograms.
i wanna cry in ur arms
>>76636871
terrible poster
>>76637861
It's the one who one has the state flag.
>>76637826
kys manlet
t. 10'5, 524 LB
>>76637824
>>76637826
Thank you both.
>>76637903
you're a big guy
I have a 0% body fat
>>76637900
i know that. i was giving you hints about me trying to goad you into asking
>>76637926
A I a big guy too?
>>76637949
literally impossible, your heart would tear apart
>>76637953
Oh... would you mind sharing your height and weight?
chicks dig a little squish, reminds them of their dad
>>76637968
Wrong
kys fattie
turned down an impromptu hangout with some guy and now i feel bad but i really need some damn alone time considering i just talked to people for 8 hours on the phone at my day job
>>76637949
rip manlet
>>76637973
6' 170lb
north east = new england
nobody cares about your imaginary meme borders
>>76637976
fat bellies can be okay if you have huge muscular arms
>>76638001
>mid atlantic
>rust belt
>new england
choose 3
>>76637991
thanks
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>76638031
can i update my weight to 187lbs
>>76638048
mmm yes
>>76637991
>manlet
I'm 10'5 and 524 LB
i'd probably be a lot more attracted to black women if they had light colored eyes
>>76638068
>ve
ayyy lmao
>>76638080
a qt black girl at work complimented my green eyes today
>>76638080
What do you think about white or Asian girls with dark eyes?
>>76638097
don't do it
>>76638057
updated
>>76638108
she acts like a white girl though and is a britboo (she was obsessing over the fact that my dad was a brit)
>>76638128
thanks bud
>>76638107
less attractive than light eyed women but more attractive than dark eyed dark women
just gotta say, Colorado is a pretty nice state
people here are shite tho
nederland is a fun little town
i love the parks and roads here (not to say they're well made roads)
>>76638068
I went Dino digging in Colorado
>>76638154
>people here are shite tho
wouldnt it be transplants that have a shitty attitude?
>>76636871
This is the most un-American thing I'be heard in a long time
>>76638203
never heard of koth
>>76638139
doesn't matter what she acts like, heavily mixed children are worse off in every way as compared to kids who 'look like' their parents
>>76638140
triggered
>>76638190
idk who the transplants are. i'm not a native, just here on vacation. everyone i've met save for a couple bartenders are rude and disinterested, or they're reprehensible proglodyte swine
>>76638140
Thanks G-d.
cesar chavez is the greatest mexican of all time.
>>76638226
>doesn't matter what she acts like, heavily mixed children are worse off in every way as compared to kids who 'look like' their parents
laughing way to hard at this, not because of what you said but because of the context
Bob's Burgers > KotH
That's a fact.
>>76638220
King of the Hill, senpai
prolly the most Middle American cartoon out there
Percocet.
Molly, percocet.
>>76638226
first off im mulatto kek and second who said anything about breeding?
>>76638267
wrong
Every other person I talk to tells me they failed their first basic economics class. Why? What is it about it that people don't get?
tfw no gf
>>76638306
How does it feel?
>>76638271
oh
i watched this as a young lad if there was nothing else to watch
>>76638260
huh?
>>76638292
oh. point proven i suppose
>>76638302
i think that's more of a representation of the people you talk to rather than the general population
>>76638302
most people a dum dums
>>76638322
depressing
empty
meaningless
The next president of the United States.
women aren't people an you would be better off generally ignoring them
>>76638306
come to turkey and mutter the magic word.
''yeşil kartım var''
>>76638324
I think it's better as an adult tbqh, I didn't enjoy it as a kid at all.
>>76638335
set some achievable goals for yourself, friend.
>>76638349
i love this meme. i actually want him to get elected. i think he's weak enough to fail in every attempt he makes to abuse his presidential powers
>>76638349
>BERNIE SANDERS DIED IN HIS SLEEP LAST NIGHT: HERE'S HOW BERNIE COULD STILL WIN THE WHITE HOUSE
>>76638357
yapacağım
Crazy but true facts: Bernie Sanders is under FBI investigation and Trump is not
>>76638382
>>76638349
uh no
that black rapper will be president in 2020
>turn on show about drugs
>just a bucnh if latinos and white guys with ARs
>>76638411
what other gun would you expect them to have?
it's superb for its pricepoint
>>76638401
Pretty sure it's just Jane Sanders.
>that black rapper
>>76638330
>heavily mixed children are worse off in every way as compared to kids who 'look like' their parents
can you explain this? i dont really care what i look like in relation to my parents. i look good.
WEST 2024
>>76638382
benim zencim
>>76638442
I believe it's both of them but the issue is primarily his wifes doing
>>76638453
we don't need two meme presidents in a row
Nancy Pelosi is the second greatest political mind of the 21st century.
is your dad a pushover?
rly wish i was a woman so i could have their range of vocal chords for singing
god damn their opera voices make me cry
I will be in prague during the Czech election, wonder what would happen if I tried to vote, they dont have voter id do they?
>>76638547
Mens opera is much better
>rly wish i was a woman
>>76638564
They would let you vote and then lead you downstairs to the sex dungeon for celebratory porno filming
>>76638567
wrong
>>76638547
you can sing in ways females cannot so enjoy it
I set a new distance record for an hour bike after work.
woo
>>76638580
What, stop fantasizing about me
>>76638528
nope. and he's also quick to anger. crashed 3 marriages with no survivors.
Heard you were talkin some shit boi
>>76638615
ironic gay erping should be punishable by death
The ideal American family.
>>76638451
mixed race children are less likely to emotionally identify with their parents in their early years (before 4 years of age)
they are also less likely to associate with peers either with peers either through internal understanding of race and the like, or through externals pressures and prejudices
additionally mixed race people almost certainly cannot accept donor organs.
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/252206677_Interracial_Families_and_the_Racial_Identification_of_Mixed-Race_Children_Evidence_from_the_Early_Childhood_Longitudinal_Study
>>76638528
with my mother he is
>>76638609
grats, bud
why would you not be able to purchase cigarettes without an ID but not being able to vote without an ID is a crime against humanity? voting is a right reserved for citizens just like alcohol and tobacco are rights reserved for the population that has reached the age of majority
>>76638709
He's actually gay though
>>76638712
>jewish
nah
>>76638731
Because blacks are too stupid to get IDs for voting apparently.
no erp is ironic
>>76638731
You need an ID so the bus load of asian tourists in town arent able to vote with you
>>76638712
hillary is such a goblin
>>76638733
Not an argument
>>76638731
because voter ID would only stop Democratic voter fraud
>>76638772
She got better with age desu.
>>76638777
What does that even mean in this context?
fag posting NEEDS to stop, buds
>>76638771
good thing i come from a part of canada that has a really good demographic balance where the only dominant group are assimilated whites
>>76638762
how is it possible to live "on the grid" with no photo ID?
>>76638772
>>76638712
could be a Russian family
>>76638789
she shit her diaper during the campaign, allegedly.
I just want to bury my face into Hillary Clintons old, wrinkly ass and drown in her asscrack
>My heritage? Well, I'm 1488% Irish! Toppa de mornin ta ya!
>>76638806
Probably not. Doesn't stop them from saying that poor people are too stupid to get an ID.
>>76638830
Thanks for sharing
prairiemoor a homo?
>My heritage? Don't care!
>>76638848
Yes. And his sister, who is also 1488% Irish, looks like Anita.
>>76638830
he, >>76638841 is lying. your post is abhorrent.
please refrain from posting like that in the future
>>76638839
Is that actually you?
>>76638801
I should die
>>76638867
his eyes are beautiful
>>76638874
Yes. I'm James Michael McDermott of Rapid City, South Dakota. My sister's name is Máire Theresa McDermott. My dad is Mike McDermott.
>>76638868
>looks like Anita
I don't really see it desu, Anita's got a pointier chin and a wider forehead if I remember right
>>76638886
I'll miss u tho
>>76638886
Your posts arent making any sense, stop speaking moorish
>>76638868
looks kinda like a dude
>>76638904
nothing better than some blue drank on your sub
sodomite is a cool word
Anyone else want to eat fresh horse feces?
>>76638941
ur a catamite
>>76638941
Kichael Savage literally trade marked it, be careful saying it
>>76638927
Nah
>>76638929
لا
utterly uninterested in the posts being made at the moment
Hey James, is Katherine your sister, aunt, or cousin? She looks too young to be your mom. Is your mom Tammy Marie?
>>76638977
I agree with the photo
>>76638977
Would you be interested in SUCKING MY PENIS????
>>76638923
*tips fedora*
>>76639002
nah faggot
>Wiser coached current Oregon state Sen. Ron Wyden in the late 1960s. Wyden still holds the school scoring record in league play as he averaged 25.5 points a game in 1967.
who even is Micheal Savage tho
>>76638969
link him to the commonfilth youtube
>>76638966
no im not
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAH
PEEEEENNNNNIIIIISSSSS
>tfw genetic mixture of slavs, frogs, Native americans and who knows what else
no wonder I'm so fuckin ugly lol
fuck wyden and fuck merkely
I'm 90% sure my dad listens to The Savage Nation.
Need some golf clubs
>>76639026
commonfilth is depressing in large doses tho
>>76639048
What was that, pipsqueak?
>>76639024
/OUR GUY/
>winning all my ow placements
>still having sillvers on my team
uh guys
>>76639079
This
merkley is worse than wyden, but they're both monkeys
>>76639065
re-watched the whole tumblristas series last week
he has a great voice for this
>>76639104
>merkley is worse than wyden
In what way?
If I can buy coffee at two bucks a cup, and I buy three cups of coffee a day, by the end of a year I'll have wasted $2,190.
Trump sucks. I want a revote.
>>76639119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_fb28L3x2Y
>>76639155
Pussy
>>76639153
>Wasted
Buy better coffee faggot
>>76639153
brew your own coffee
>>76639155
If Kate's law passes the senate it will have been more than worth it my mind
>>76636871
>>76636935
>>76637009
>>76637081
>>76637240
>>76637402
>>76637524
>>76637621
>>76637700
>>76637778
>>76637900
>>76637924
>>76637973
>>76638001
>>76638031
>>76638061
>>76638128
>>76638267
>>76638495
>>76638712
>>76638789
>>76638907
>>76639017
>>76639069
>>76639119
FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER GET FUCKED
I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH
I WANT YOU TO DIE MOTHERFUCKER
FUCK YOU
ah yes, the uk
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/06/29/against-his-parents-wishes-this-terminally-ill-infant-will-be-allowed-to-die/?utm_term=.557141469d1d
drumpfy wumpfy
>>76639155
the alternative is a million times worse you idiot. Trump could be a blessing in disguise. Democrats tearing themselves apart, Republicans being dismantled. Notice how everyone was fucking terrified of an outsider being president of the United States, there's probably a reason for that.
@76639195
Thanks for the (You)s
What do you think of this art? Do you like any of it?
The only good politician in Oregon today.
>drumpf
>outsider
>>76639179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvTj9FS29GU
This ad is kind of funny desu
>>76639230
>not kurt
wrong
want to post that pic again that i posted earlier
>>76639219
i like the first one
Are V2s the height of paying for the brand and not the product?
>>76639214
>>76639219
top left kind of looks like someone with no pants on trying to mount a horse
>>76639243
is that an automobile?
>>76639219
the first one is really nice
but the rest are a bit meh. Uninteresting colour schemes and too digital looking
>>76639219
I HATE robutts
>>76639260
https://www.flightclub.com/adidas-yeezy-boost-350-v2-cblack-cwhite-cblack-201519
>>76639260
>What is Google?
>>76639219
The first one is good looking.
The rest are too cluttered or too simple imo.
>>76639214
WEEEW LAD
>>76639241
>>76639258
>>76639264
They were created by artificial intelligence also
Received a filtered (you)
>>76639275
>google V2
>one of the most generic sounding things ever
do you think some carmaker can claim "version 2"? as a brand? don't be a retard, anon
>>76639272
10/10
>>76639299
Scroll down a bit and you'll see even more expensive shoes not worth the price tag.
>>76639219
why does everyone like the first one so much? i like bottom middle, the colours and shapes express a bunch of people dancing
>>76639293
yep, huge red flag. I don't support Trump, but I do support a Trump presidency resulting in both parties potentially being dismantled.
>>76639295
',:^)
>>76639313
w h y
>>76639219
3rd is my favorite :)
>>76639240
Pete is the only line of defense against Art
>>76639219
First and Third are kinda nice
>>76639327
Because of hypebeasts. Think /fa/ but for normalfags.
>>76639313
$18,000 jordans....
hmmmm
needing a gf at this time
When will this anon finally buy his new shoes?
>>76639375
Nobody cares.
needing a haircut
>>76639350
These things were made in sweatshops by hairy 30 year old Indian midgets pretending to be children for less than a penny a show and these companies are making thousands, millions off of a fucking meme
>>76639321
> I do support a Trump presidency resulting in both parties potentially being dismantled.
After the recent health bill fuck up, it looks more like the Republicans reading to cut each others throats as oppose to the Democrats actually uniting, even if it is to save face.
>>76639389
I have a couple pairs coming in on Monday. Just like looking at shoes.
G*rfield is an awful comic.
>microbiologist
>sheep farmer
>piss cataloger
>knows urine is the key to eugenics and cure to cancer
>gets pathetic east coasters to fund his livelihood
Why didn't you vote for Art?
>>76639440
who
AOTY
>>76639440
I don't live in that congressional district.
sneakerheads should be shot, they are crypto-roasties
>>76639467
Algiers is tied with Tunis for my favorite North African city.
>>76639494
You got a problem?
How is mocking someone from a facelift, sexist?
Travel ban takes effect right before my flight
>tfw don't have to worry about muslims hijacking my plain
>>76639515
Don't ask questions.
>>76639504
>not marrakech
awful. terrible
>>76639525
>>76639515
Not understanding what makes it sexist means you're a sexist. Womanhater.
>>76639544
>Marrakech
Fucking awful taste. Not even the best city in Morocco. Tangier is superior.
>>76639525
howdy
tfw my plain got hijacked
>>76639525
where ya headed?
tfw
>>76639525
>HAHA DRuMPF BTFO
>Supreme Court says it's mostly alright
>temporary ban would have been over long ago if all those judges didn't try to play partisan hero
Hyper-partisanship was a mistake
>got the number of a chick who works at walmart
>>76639615
throw it in the trash
>>76639615
Are you the guy who fathered a hapa?
>>76639626
rude
>fathering a hapa
Received a filtered (you)
>>76639579
Roma
>>76639651
How's it going?
>>76639645
So I guess it isn't you.
>>76639651
lmm is in rome this weekend. If you see a autistic man in pajama pants its him
Honestly i don't understand this at all,why is the goddam Facelift tweet so important, why are people making a big deal out of it.
Is classic bully attitude, like nothing special, you fire on me and i fire on you 100x worse so you learn to not mess with me.
Would you?
>>76639674
no one is making a big deal about it
life goes on
anyone want to share their life stories/beta moments/whatever ?
>born
>be a short fucking manlet with 4 tall chad looking cousins
>be terrible at sports growing up, only like video games
>somehow I still make friends at school, albeit the "losers"
>middle school
>meet this girl, she's nice to me
>you know what that means
>fall instantly in love
>be too much of a beta to do anything
>2 years later she moves away
>HS now
>still a manlet, still a loser, still a beta
>at least I have my video games.. oh and my family loves me too but w/e
>10th grade now
>have a little growth spurt
>suddenly not a manlet anymore, decent height now
>for some god forsaken reason someone tells me they like me, but I turn them down because she isn't pretty enough
>I have become a fucking Chad
>STILL beta though, won't ask out the girl I like
>FF 2 years, graduating
>virgin, still beta, kissless etc
>have plenty of friends now, meeting girls etc that I am into and friends tell me she/they like me too, but I am too beta to believe it
>in college now
>girl I met online through video games tells me she likes me
>reject her because she's not pretty
yep. somethings wrong with me
>>76639704
yes
>>76639672
He wears pajama pants in public? And he wonders why he can't pick up a fucking girl
>>76639704
Why not
>>76639724
No one cares about your blog post, loser.
>having an unchecked voicemail
>>76639724
good lad
>>76639467
if i can't find a full album rip on youtube, soundcloud or bandcamp, i'm not going to listen to it