chubby right wing gays edition
fart
haha
didnt know asians were aware of the BBC meme
sophie
willy snaps
babestation
louis cachet
anyone know why i cant click this ad
going to create a tinder account with pjws pics
My ancestors
>undershot my protein goal today by 50g
>fuck buddy isn't texting me as much
Wew fucking lad
The only upside is me and my boys have 2 big nights coming up tomorrow and Saturday
>>76634771
>>76638471
what did he mean by this?
>>76638471
whats meant to be funny about this?
can't stop lying to people
bum status: full of poopoo
>>76638425
where'd you find this
>talking to girl on whatsapp
>doesn't reply to me for a week but can see she's seen it
>replies to me another week later ignoring the fact it's been it's been 2 fucking weeks
>reply back in a bit
>she replies back immediately
stupid cow fuck off dont wanna talk now
>born at the perfect time to witness the digital revolution from the comfort of a safe, warm chair
Couldn't have planned it any better.
>>76638501
phoning the police rn
Being good at a video game sounds a lot less impressive than telling someone you can play an instrument, or know how to ice skate etc. Really wish I could take back those thousands of hours wasted on the xbox and pc.
>>76638510
women defy logic, friend
just go with it
Did it all wrong lads
Here's hoping I go out and find an absolute stunner this weekend
>>76638510
women eh? can't live with em, can't live without em!
>>76638472
really want to have sex with a boy
penis!!! willy fuck!
>>76638541
you gay?
>>76638471
Barbara d'urso 1/4
>>76638545
*batters your willy*
>>76638520
depends. how good are you . im as impressed by the starcraft koreans as I am by the violin koreans. more even
who /manchild/ here
>>76638541
look up Mentaiko on ehentai
his porn is sexy but also has really sweet and adorably storylines that rend my heart
What if I never find a girl who lives up to my expectations
>>76638555
y-yeah
>>76638471
>>76638557
2/4
>born just in time for humanity to achieve biological immortality
only autistic virgins respect video game players over musicians
Nealry drunk enough for penance
sharpened my knife today
>>76638520
same as any game though. champion chess players will never have the same prestige as a virtuoso musician or painter simply because the establishment doesn't sit around watching chess like they do orchestras or galleries
>>76638578
enjoy hell
>>76638471
>>76638557
>>76638579
3/4
>>76638582
Sadly I think we're one generation too early for that
>>76638574
thank you x
>>76638591
wrong
chess is much more respectable than any videogame
>>76638590
going to do a wank to this girl. name?
>>76638572
big time
Despise everyone
>>76638471
>>76638557
>>76638579
>>76638610
4/4
>>76638613
speak for yourself gramps
>>76638592
Oh I will ;^)
>>76638626
Damnation awaits you
need a 500 tonne press on the old nads
been a while
>>76638624
i wasn't arguing that 2bh
>>76638576
then you die alone
the brs gf
https://youtu.be/1fFAai0nMHo
Jesus Christ white people literally can't stop inventing things to waste money on
>>76638648
the plan is to turn /brit/ into a nonce general to split the rorke faction
t. leftypol and not a nonce
>>76638454
>the state of those pants
grim
>>76638557
This is the only Barbara allowed in this general
>>76638557
>>76638579
>>76638610
>>76638643
>>76638660
where did you get this pic of me, m8
>>76638592
we will
>>76638572
anime
when you open a boards catalog do you just look at the threads where the OPs pic is of a girl?
>>76638713
Christ
>t. leftypol
Right lads, going to be posting from my iphone 6 plus for the next few hours so no more webms.
Cerball mac Dúnlainge was king of Ossory in south-east Ireland.
In the Norse sagas , he appears as an ancestor of many prominent Icelandic families.
His ally Horm was killed raiding in Wales by Rhodri the Great.
Cerball next appears to have allied himself with Ímar, called "king of the Norsemen of all Ireland and Britain". Ímar is sometimes assumed to be the same person as Ivar the Boneless son of the legendary Swedish king Ragnar Lodbrok, although this is far from certain.
>>76638668
ive used one of these for physical therapy, theyve been around for years
>>76638668
so a water treadmill? pretty good idea, always thought it should be a thing
>>76638722
No I look for interesting thought stimulating discussion related to internation language and culture
>>76638734
>physiucaly therapy
aalri spacko
>>76638722
Nope I ctrl+f '/brit/' and dont look at other threads
>>76638747
Fuck ofd
>>76638748
poo face
>>76634771
wud devour his boipuss tbqh ngl
this is what you want
this is what you get
Erm lads this women is like 30 years old, has 3 kids and is at best a 6/10
Should I?
>parents + craigslist + work 1 day/week
>>76638722
I only go to /brit/ now I'm stuck with a static IP. Can't control myself.
>>76638691
>>76638501
don't believe you
>>76638802
How old
>>76638797
nice forced meme, wagecuck
>parents + craigslist + work 1 day/week
>>76638818
>replying to it
wish I was a cute girl
>>76638797
what is this in reference to?
I just want to bury my face into Theresa May's old, wrinkly ass and drown in her asscrack
>>76638814
60
btw i'm notizie saying She Is hot but She looks retarded
doing a poo and thinking of you
>parents + craigsIist + work 1 day/week
>>76638853
niche gimmick from a few days ago
redpill me on globalism. i'm looking to join the alt right and was told this was the place to start
>>76638849
Don't give up lad. Look at ribena, he's a cute girl now.
>momma, that there moonshine is one me this year, i got ten bucks from ma christmas bonus
>>76638849
why would you want to be a cute girl when you could be a cute boy instead
>Please tell me your secret! How did you earn your millions?
>Well it's very simple - parents + craigslist + work 1 day/week
>>76638856
Get in line senpai
We all want gummy from mummy
>>76638875
"globalism" isn't really a thing
just the latest spin on the old international jewish conspiracy theory
>>76638882
>moonshine
foy
>>76638862
I fucking hate smartphones
i am not saying
>>76638875
*the sweet smell of sharts hits the job coach's nostrils as Cletus rolls up to the desk in his mobility scooter nibbling on a block of bright orange cheese*
>Well, howdy Cletus! I know it's been a tough time job searching for you this year, what with your wooden house being blown away in the hurricane and your momma's boyfriend Tyreese cheating on the woman in the next trailer park over, but you deserve a treat seeing as it's Christmas, so we've decided to award you a TEN BUCK bonus!
>YEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWW!!!!
*cletus rolls out of the American jobcentre at 1mph, firing his pistol in the air and calls his mother on his cell phone when he catches his breath
>Momma, throw away that roadkill! It's KFC festive value buckets on me this year!
How far can you swim without stopping?
>>76638888
>tfw genetic mixture of slavs, frogs and Native americans
no wonder I'm so fuckin ugly lol
>>76638930
200m after treading water for 2 minutes
Is there ANYONE else in this thread that is actually a turbo normie and comes here maybe 30 mins a day when they're bored and want a good laugh because they appreciate the humour
The fuck is moonshine
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-40440741
HOWLING
RORKES LITERALLY CANNOT RECOVER FROM THIS
every fucking day for the past week a spider has appeared at the same spot on my wall, i've killed it, and another one always appears the next day.
>>76638961
Glitch in the matrix
>>76638960
more like john goblin (kinda sounds like tomlin :/)
>>76638954
22 year old with OCD, never had a gf or sex, no friends at all, not even online and with 2 discrete suicide attempts here
getting petty revanchist fantasies
>>76638921
this kind of yank working class is played out . bit of caricature. The use it to pretend poverty is close to fiction in the land of opportunity.
there are better genres that showcase real poverty
>76638960
Race of Peace strikes again
>>76638668
Like foreign aid?
>>76638930
ive gone as far as Halifax
>>76638930
mboko here, on a proxy, cant even get in the water
>>76639005
funny and true at the same time
>tfw transcended the psychological need for human interaction
>>76638999
bradleytwat in a nutshell
just took my first step to becoming a millionaire and sold my toaster on Craigslist lads
Wagecucks utterly btfo hahahahahahahaha
The Icelandic Landnámabók (Book of Settlements) opens with a list of the most prominent rulers in Viking-age Europe.
The description is very detailed and more than 3,000 people are mentioned:
Popes Adrian II and John VIII
Byzantine Emperors Leo VI the Wise and his son Alexander
Harald Fairhair, king of Norway
Eric Anundsson and his son Björn Eriksson, rulers of Sweden
Gorm the Old, king of Denmark
Alfred the Great, king of England
Anyone fancy a free pepe?
say the one you want and ill quickly post it for you x
>>76638930
Probably like 50m going flat out and maybe like 200m going at a moderate speed
>>76639036
>thinking there's only one
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40442478
islamisation
kind of regretting leaving the Army lads
>>76639049
leftypol runtoid
>>76638999
your post in a nutshell
>>76639083
How fast can you run a 5k and how many press-ups and pullups can you do
>>76638960
good lad
Yeah well I went down there the first day it opened right, and I did a couple of laps, I pulled over, the bloke that runs the thing comes over and said - Oi no professionals. I took my helmet off, I said I'm not a professional. He said - you're not a profesional? I said - No, he said - well you should be, if I was you I'd take up Formula One, and if you drive like that you'd probably be the best in the country! I said - I'm not interested I'm making shit loads out of Craigslist
>>76639049
post EVERY welsh one you have
>>76639100
20 mins and about 60 'proper' ones
watch, he's going to reply to himself again
>try to run down Muslims
>no injuries
Everybody give it up for our eternally failing neighbours, the frogs
>>76639107
>>76639122
>>76639107
>>76639128
>>76639135
poetry
bradley twat is probably too pathetic to sell stuff online
>>76639128
>>76639049
post that fat round pepe on the right hand side
>>76639089
nice
>>76639148
>gif
fuck off
>>76639129
he was armenian apparently
>too pathetic to sell stuff online
I can't fucking breathe I'm going to pass out
>>76639173
*posts an edited screenshot*
n-no, look!
>>76639173
fucking dumb nu twat
>someone who scans episodes of a game show daily in order to capture reaction images solely for the purpose of posting onn /brit/ attempts to make fun of other posters
>>76639159
this one?
slavery is disgusting
>>76639173
jog on
>>76639049
the one with the cone hat
>>76639196
cheers x
what's 'tismo going to do when he runs out of toasters to sell on craigslist
>>76639207
>phone poster
you first, sweetie
>>76638624
>chess is much more respectable than any videogame
What about playing chess on a computer? If you think playing with bits of wood on a physical board makes a game inherently superior to playing a game via digital representation, then you're a poser with no actual appreciation for the game of chess.
Not saying that was your point, just getting annoyed at posers thinking they're better than gamers.
Anyone else started preparing for the upcoming revolution/collapse of organised society after Corbyn becomes pm?
Need some ideas
>How do I make a crust? Well sir, I mooch off my parents and also sometimes sell the things they buy me on Craigslist.
It infuriates him so much, I'm about to pass out
got lots of welsh frogs
SSSSSHHHHEEEESS RUNNIIIIIIING OUT THE DOOOOOOORRRRR
>>76639212
one of my favourites - very versatile
good choice
what you lot reading then?
>you first
>>76639233
>>76639234
one on the phone, one on the pc. quick thinking lad
imagine being this pathetic
>finish up call with colleague X at work
>boss sitting next to me asks me 'hey anon, are you on a call with X?'
>'I was, but not at the moment'
>'so you're not in a call with him right now?'
>'that's right'
>'anon . . .why didn't you just tell me 'well duh, I'm not on the phone you idiot'?
Bossman you're acting very odd today
>>76639228
chess players are superior to video gamers
>>76639049
do you nave that Pic where a boy shows his PC and his monitor reflects his naked body?
>>76639242
>>76639242
Feels uncomfortable reading sex scenes when they're written by this guy ngl
>>76639242
alice's adventures in wonderland
>>76639250
Sounds like a classic case of the 'tism
nought wrong with using craigslist
>>76639255
What if I play a chess videogame?
Checkmate
>>76639248
seething
just got called pathetic by an unemployed man who sells toasters on Craigslist, mooches off his parents like a nigger and posts his arse on /brit/
>>76639248
actually I'm the one on the phone
>>76639246
>>76639262
no sorry mate
i only offer pepes, wojaks and the occaisional gondola
i dont deal any of that hard stuff
>>76639005
foreign aid is important mate, soft power innit. I do think we and other countries should be doing more to help shit nations become more democratic and prosperous so they have no reason to shit up our country
>>76639007
halifax mentioned
Just read this rather raunchy and scandalous church book, it's full of sect scenes
>>76639287
>gif
fuck off
>>76639242
the sun also rises
>>76639277
chess isn't a videogame
*posts from my pc and my phone to make it seem like I'm 2 different posters*
just put an ad up on craigslist for /brit/, whoever buys it can make the next thread
bradley spam is the worst gimmick because it's completely empty of irony or self awareness
>posts his arse on /brit/
im not him you fucking dunce
>>76639326
At least 3
>>76639289
>>76639287
>>76639284
2bh I'm just joining in cos it's hilarious lmao
*posts toaster on craigslist*
>>76639290
i forgot to mention that he was fat
>>76639326
>>76639329
>>76639276
posts about bradley posting: good
>>76639284
>>76639287
bradley posting: terrible
Where can i buy coconuts in London
tescos doesnt have any
>>76638960
pakis fuck their cousins right?
>tfw gf nearly saw the scars covering my entire thighs
>>76639303
no, i firmly believe we should just stop letting people from shit countries in. if people want to help them, there are plenty of charaties to do so. coming straight out of tax is bullshit
fucking Craigslist, not even eBay
>>76639287
You're a rancid little Deano runt
the lads
>>76639372
hmmm
>>76639376
feels as though his dislike for the alt right stems from his being a quarter black and raising someone else's child
>>76639390
why scarred thighs?
>>76639325
Are you retarded my friend?
If I go play a game on chess.com, I'm playing a chess videogame
Found a picture of the Bradley poster
>>76639406
>antifa flag
tinder qt wants to go on a date
dont understand this new meme but sometimes i sell shit on gumtree. it's easier than ebay and there's no sellers fees. assume craigslist is the same
molto molto bene
https://xhamster.com/movies/7375609/japanese_ladyboy_amateur_sucks_before_analsex.html
>>76639423
walked into a door
>>76639423
Cuts himself like a 12 year old girl
haha
Is there anything more aesthetic than this?
>>76639434
why yes
an antifascist militia group does have an antifa flag
you some kinda detective or summat?
>Mum me xmas bonus has come in, a free tenner!
>>76639460
>10 dollars
>or make an offer
>>76639445
*klaxons start blaring*
JANNY, BAN THIS FILTH
>why yes
>an antifascist militia group does have an antifa flag
>you some kinda detective or summat?
>>76639465
yeh
>mummy I sold all our kitchen appliances for a 4chan pass :(((
Óláfr Guðroðarson was a twelfth-century King of the Isles.
Lke the contemporaneous Scottish monarchs, Óláfr appears to have been a protégé of the English king Henry I.
Óláfr is recorded to have spent his youth at Henry I's court.
The reason why he was entrusted into the care of the English may have been because Henry I was thought to have been the only monarch who could guarantee Óláfr's safety.
Óláfr's reign is recorded to have been peaceful.
His four-decade reign ended in abrupt disaster when he was assassinated by three nephews in 1153.
Following the ensuing power struggle, Óláfr's son Guðroðr overcame the kin-slayers, and assumed the kingship of the Kingdom of the Isles.
>>76639454
Agreed
self harmers are absolutely pathetic
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1498697095203.webm
me on the bottom
can't think of one good /brit/ gimmick created in the past few months. dire times
want to die but don't want to miss the revolution
http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/29/woman-wins-so-many-competitions-shes-racked-up-30000-worth-of-stuff-6742575/
would you marry this girl?
you could literally sit back, relax, and win free gifts all the time by having her as your gf
>>76639540
>Óláfr Guðroðarson was a twelfth-century King of the Isles.
>Lke the contemporaneous Scottish monarchs, Óláfr appears to have been a protégé of the English king Henry I.
>double reddit space
oh fuck off you horrible little idiot
>want to die but don't want to miss the revolution
>>76639394
charities can only do so much, and very little in the grand scheme of things. Ideally I would like us to do it in some sort of neo-imperialist way where we go to some take control of certain cunts and install some structure and industry and actually fix things, whilst making a cheeky profit and flying the jack.
Although looking at some of the middle east cunts I cant imagine its that easy and there certainly wouldnt be any support for it.
>want to die but don't want to miss the revolution
want to die
>>76639550
imagine every time you took a piss you drenched your entire cock and bollocks
and then you only wiped the wipe and asked someone a for a bj
>>76639540
When I'm janny I'm going to ban every one of your posts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H8T8XSk78M
doing a watch
I'm so sad lads, so very sad
>I'll never experience young love, grow up with her, travel around the world with her, comfort each other in hard times
and marry
>>76639586
is this the boy in the skirt?
>>76639540
not one milipixel
>>76639586
Looks like my legs
always worried about infection tho
Ah yes, the self-centred self-pitying runts are about. There's a whole board dedicated to you faggots, nobody wants to hear your shit.
>>>/r9k/
>>76639509
love slags with this look
>>76639631
don't you have your own general JF
>>76639589
literally every drunk girl that goes clubbing
the more drunk they are, the less likely they wipe at all
>>76639631
I-I hope that wasn't directed at me
>>76639593
gives me a little faith every time I see these videos and it's half dislikes and people calling her a stupid cunt in the comments
just got a missed call from your bitch
>want to die but don't want to miss the revolution
>>76639693
fuck off
>>76639693
your thread is going to get JANNY'd so fucking hard. You're like 60 posts too early.
>>76639671
edgy
>>76639372
any more this particular individual?
>>76639693
>40 posts early
Kill yourself
>currently on 2nd year of a politics degree at uni
>concluded immediately after starting 1st year that if i don't stop reading about politics and political history I'm likely to do permanent damage to my mental health since i can't stop viewing life through the lens of the futures we've lost and the statistics that were better in the past.
>still got 2 years left if i don't throw myself off something, followed by finding that there are no careers with a fucking politics degree except maybe deep-throating some filthy old MP as his parliamentary researcher and even that's not really an option if i don't join the student labour society right now.
>>76639586
fuck that's hot
>>76639372
lovely cock on her x
>>76639593
indian people are fucking ugly
>>76639725
lol
>>76639726
eugh
No gf lads
>>76639687
would like a threesome with them
>>76639693
Shan't
>>76639777
I wanna lick those cuts
ALL THE THINGS YOU SAID
ALL THE THINGS YOU SAID
ALL THE THINGS YOU SAID
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
>>76639803
you can lick my cuts m8
>>76639813
>>76639813
THIS
IS
NOT
ENOOOOUUGH
>>76639879
>>76639813
ugh ugh
THIS IS NOT ENOUUUUUUGHHHHHHHH
Bit slow tonight
>>76641878
because there's a dozen /brit/ threds
>>76640773
THIS is the currently active thread. Pass it on.
>>76634771
staying in this thread until it hits bump limit, fuck all y'alls bitches
yeah
>>76634771
Really not chubby
Otherwise I'm morbidly obese