Tory Britain edition
bit early
>>76630809
you'll do nuttin little dick
first
custodian
>>76630875
cant wait to see that cunt get heemed
Reminder to report this thread (it's spam)
big kev
plymouth is actually an alright place
Juuaaaarrrenaaaaayyyy
>>76630896
contrary, he will administer a heeming of colossal proportions
>>76630875
would pulverize you and send the powder to your grieving parents
Deano
Reckon id make a fine soldier
Time to sign up with her majesty's Royal Irish Brigade
>>76630875
*knocks your pathetic excuse of a lower jaw clean off with one swift blow*
>>76630992
manlet
Here we are...
>>76630875
*obliterates your feeble Irish skull*
OH MAGGIE I COULDNT HAVE TRIED ANYMOREEEE
YOU LED ME AWAY FROM HOME JUST TO SAVE YOU FROM BEING ALONE
YOU STOLE MY HEART, AND THATS WHAT REALLY HURTS!
>>76631063
GET HIM JANNY
>>76631015
Does Eire have an armed forces?
>>76631097
They have free abortions now
>>76631097
yeah but its shite the IRA could probably have took them out fs
>>76630979
>>76631043
>>76631079
nice LARPing bro
love being racist
>>76631122
Only in England
Scotland and Wales oppose dead foetuses
>>76631131
*sends your malnourished Irish frame into the shadow realm without out so much as breaking a sweat*
>>76631122
Ireland and NI have the strictest abortion laws in Europe dumb yank
'ba ska da bo, ba ska da bo'
>>76631249
>>76631249
we're all in here
love being gay
>>76631061
Here we are now...all the lads
>>76631325
what
>>76631346
Fuck off
whats for breakfast tomorrow lads?
>parents + craigslist + work 1 day/week
good book im reading
what about you lads?
any other lovers of literature here?
love being homophobic
who voluntary celibate (volcel) here??
love bradposting
>>76631382
your little sisters tight virgin pussy or your mothers elongated meat flaps? Dunno which id rather munch on 2bh
which one
me on the motorbike
nipples are chafing again
>tfw people actually READ the EXPRESS
why would you voluntarily distort your PERCEPTION of reality! (and PAY TO DO SO!)
frickin awesome bro
>>76631399
wow i really wouldnt have believed that some pathetic loser from /brit/ would be reading chinese cartoons aimed at pathetic losers without the timestamp! cheers mate!
'skibbi bibbi beep bibbidy bibbidy beep'
>>76631382
fanny hopefully
bored of all my video games lads
dont even want to play the trash i got off the steam sale
>>76631476
Don't rate this gimmick
>>76631465
its not pathetic
its cute
>>76631476
big fan of scatman
>>76631486
why dont you go get a life? spastic
>>76631486
download starcraft, go on to iccup and play till you win a game, bet you can't do it in under a month
>>76631476
>>76631503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPIZboQw1zA
^ kino song
>>76631438
what the fuck was that mong thinking, he had ample time
did he have a stroke?
>>76631438
lmao hope he lived but its china so they probably ran him down a few times to finish the job
Naturally we believe in our own race, any man or woman worth anything believes in his own race as he believes in his own family. But because you believe in your own race or in your own family doesn't mean you want to injure other races or other families.
>>76631509
life is more of a grind than the worst p2w mmo
Literally the saviour of the white race
got a big important meeting tomorrow in work
>>76631545
well then shut the fuck up and go reproduce you virgin spazmoid
love being sexist to women
>>76631397
fuck off mong
im a virgin
hope this is a real game
sexism is a meme
>>76631610
why? it looks shit and boring, like a knock off of classic mario? just fucking why mate?
ive been lying about being a virgin for years on /brit/. lol.
why spend ages chasing women when every man is capable of rape?
im a gay virgin
>>76631660
oh dear this was simply too far
>>76631610
xD shadilay my brother hahaha LOL gas the kikes dude!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
>>76631660
*rapes you*
heh, nothing personnel
>>76631665
live in london?
>>76631660
unironically reported hope the cops catch up with you, dont like posting with pathetic virgin creeps
>>76630853
Why don't poor people just grow gardens in their yards?
>Baneposting will be 6 years old this year
How the fuck has it gone on so long? Most memes that old are completely forgotten
just had 7 (SEVEN) weetabix. body is going into overdrive
>>76631690
yeh
Why don't poor people just ask their dads for some more money?
>>76631706
wanna go out to Soho sometime?
Why aren't poor people just euthanized?
>>76631545
>Naturally we believe in our own race
speak for yourself, nazi
>>76631576
https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brendan_Fraser
>could choose any photo
>pick this one
>>76631736
yeh
>>76631702
that's nothing mate, i once had TWO innocent smoothies in one day. nearly shat my intestines out.
Why dont poor people just form communes where they can toil and enjoy the fruits of their own labour rather than be scammed out of their livelihoods by fat men in top hats and tuxedos?
Baffling
>>76631751
dont believe you tbqh
forget about it
gf just sent me this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYTXCPMf7lA
tune
>>76631766
no virgin bp for you then x
>>76631750
J U S T
>>76631759
because theyre too fucking stupid to do these things and succeed you daft prick
class is genetic get the fuck over it
just bought a lifetime membership to the london library
>>76631759
at the end of they day we're either enslaved to nature or to other humans
i would rather become rich and subjugate others by starting a business
need mo money fo dem pogroms
>>76631798
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brendan_Fraser
F U C K
>>76631795
ew im not a top
tops are gross, i stay away from them
>class is genetic get the fuck over it
>>76631815
This has been a party election broadcast from the Labour Party
>>76631776
bit unfair
>>76631848
hmmm
>>76631848
this filter looks gross dude
Why are fleetwood mac instrumentals so fuckin sick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LaOMLU8acM
Alri lads. What have you done today? Owt interesting?
Labour 2022 manifesto
>RFID microchips in every white person to track their movements
>state enforced homosexuality for whites
>heterosexual propaganda banned from schools
>progressive income tax based on oppression level - white men taxed 99%, disabled black muslim lesbians 0%
>the state stores your passport for you and you have to apply to borrow it back
>foreign aid increased to £500bn a year
>hate speech punishable by castration
>every private company nationalised
>upon leaving school you visit a job centre where an assessor assigns you a career
a tolerant society free of hate
>>76631886
anime eyes
>>76631865
'ba badum bo, skibbi bibbi beep, ba dadum do'
>>76631750
>nl.
WTF why do you have a union Jack flag
>>76631875
Oh Well is the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE4HGlmtOcg
>>76631891
Toiled on the farm, another day another graft my friend
>>76631776
she looks gross but i would lower my standards if it meant a chon gf
>>76631811
good lad
hope to see you there one day at one of the members parties
the gf
The gingerfu
post broken britain
Poor people are stupid. It's the reason why they are impoverished.
>>76631922
think you need to get fucked from here my friend
>>76631938
this, just want a relationship where she isnt just a nice thing to look at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpm7DjbAOfo
choon
>>76631926
What sort of work do you do on t'farm, mate?
>>76631921
was checking other brenny wiki pages
>>76631898
>>RFID microchips in every white person to track their movements
>>hate speech punishable by castration
sounds more tory you mong
>>76631938
don't think she looks gross at all 2bh. she's a qt.
the g'
>>76631956
The entire continent is FUCKED
>>76631958
t. arrogant student
Ah yes shoes are in stock but £130
ah yes
>>76631984
how do they stay clean shaven?
>>76631891
finished my exams
so i started learning cantonese again
its rlly hard
gf has just woken up, lazy biatch
>>76631981
her bangs look like shit and her lips are massive
no offense if youre reading this hun xx
>because theyre too fucking stupid to do these things and succeed you daft prick
>class is genetic get the fuck over it
>>76631984
>breitbart
>not really funny article/heading
don't ever reply to my posts ever again you cretin.
>>76631974
I suck the cream out of a cows tit, spread slurry and pick spuds
made diner
>>76632018
nigger confirmed
What delivery company are you with?
>>76631898
>>upon leaving school you visit a job centre where an assessor assigns you a career
there is literally nothing wrong with this
Every generationally poor person I've met has been a genuine idiot with the exception of one.
>>76632003
fresh out of the vat
jews have been cloning them and sending them out of the ocean in pods
>>76632003
they probably shave
>>76632005
Why are you learning that? Hoping to live and work in Hong Kong?
how do you find people to go clubbing with
all my friends are nerds
just joined the Kekistani Radical Centrist Party, praise kek my good friends!
*shadilay starts playing*
>>76632019
>pick spuds
lol
haha Jeremy Corbyn really does want to leave the single market doesn't he
do you come from a land down under,
where women glow and men plunder
>>76631987
t.impoverished worker
>>76632007
>her bangs look like shit and her lips are massive
What's wrong with plump feminine lips?
>>76632019
Honest hard graft, lad
>>76631938
she's a rug muncher
>>76632066
bingo, got it in one
was told by a cambridge don that its impossible to learm fluently if you arent native, but i dont mind being limited to just conversation
>>76632091
never worked a day in my life so we're one in the same i suppose ;)
>>76632094
so deep *uploads to tumblr*
>>76632014
>>76632068
join a sports team/club
>>76632053
deliveroo
>>76631984
Source
>>76632019
Is there any conceivable way a townie with no family connections to farming can become a farmer?
ROCK LOBSTER!
The rich genuinely believe they're superior to everyone else. It's pointless to debate them. Just let them know they'll be put up against the wall and shot one day.
>>76632099
objectively too plump for the width
>>76632136
im not in secondary school you child
Mainland Europe should respect and revere the UK and its citizens to be completely honest family.
woah haha
>>76632142
fuck off jackeen ill share none of my coveted culchie wisdom with your kind
watching Einsatzgruppen: The Nazi Death Squads
love these
simple as
Need Deliveroo out of business ... Picture 29 June 2017
Finally got the Ancestry results lads.....
>>76632003
One of them has a fresh fade for fucksake
>>76632167
Fuck off reddit
cor these new hentai pics by Sparrow are really tickling my pickle
lovely jubbly
>>76632153
>Just let them know they'll be put up against the wall and shot one day.
Yeah I'm sure you do this you impotent little prole.
>>76632175
micked
many such cases!
anime
>>76632153
We ARE superior. We've always been superior to the peasants
just posted bait in a /fit/ thread, will give you a (You) if you find it
STILL waiting for that lad to post his heather webms
>>76631984
hope some of them are bent so i can get dat bbc x
>>76632175
FOP
labour 2022
>Grand-Comrade's Jeremy's soft nice guy act has finally unraveled
>having publically executed the monarchy and rounded up the nobility for imprisonment under charges of bourgesois counter-revolutionary sedition he now rules alone
>militias of grime artists and former sociology students march through the streets and squares of britain suppresssing private-enterprise and tory-supporters wherever they come across them.
>the entire economy is nationalised at this point and each person is given rations according to their needs
>the national anthem is now the international and a red flag flies over palace of the people's central politburo (formerly of westminster)
>>76632207
Link
>>76632168
>doesn't take the opportunity to convert people when it's literally handed to him
Not very Catholic lad
really bored right now lads
>>76632141
https://archive.fo/qE51S
>>76632207
Really can't be arsed
>>76632175
>iberian peninsula
FOD
>>76632162
why would you have to be in secondary school you fucking mongy cretin? there are sports teams for every age group and people in sports teams are probably the most likely to have people who like clubbing. unless you're like 35 which at that point you have no place clubbing
>>76632225
can't wait desu
>The most important issue in politics? Why internet privacy of course madam!
>>76632225
>>having publically executed the monarchy and rounded up the nobility for imprisonment under charges of bourgesois counter-revolutionary sedition he now rules alone
>>the national anthem is now the international and a red flag flies over palace of the people's central politburo (formerly of westminster)
sounds fucking awesome
JERREMY CORBEN IS AN IDDIET
>>76632094
louis theroux hasn't been the same since the saville revelations
>>76632239
Only joking I know lads from the town who've gotten into farming simply by working on one from a young age and heading to some sort of farming related education. If you're really interested get some experience helping out on a farm and try get to Greenmount or somewhere similiar.
>>76632175
alri Paddy O'Alejandro
WTF is his problem?
honestly man FUCK trump
*fucks trump*
Painfully obvious from the way they speak that a lot of Corbyn supporters here don't know anything about politics from before 2015. Probably because they'll all fucking 16
>The most important issue in politics? Why gender politics madam!
>>76632339
He's virile?
>>76632175
what is this and how much does jt cost?
>>76632324
How do farmers find wives? Yous live ages away from anyone and only meet up like once a year for auctions and all
>>76632342
wish we could have a leader like that
>>76632252
Wanna get high and play Mario Kart?
listening to m1dy - the sound of bollocks
>>76632384
uhh racist much
cool
Consider what the reaction to this would be if the story was about somebody driving a car into an Islamic monument
>>76632383
Go to shitty jiving and country events but they're fucking awful and all anyone talks about is cattle and tractors. Awful. I prefer to go get gurned out in the city with the boys, still wouldnt shy away from a feed of drink in the local pub when theres a band on or something though.
>>76632397
that would be fun
>>76632383
farmers have dances and balls all the time.
>>76632419
cool
might go back on the old gr'nd'r
last time i used it back in January i got a bf within 2 days
*drinks the blood of toffs*
>>76632383
Fairs
Church
Swapmeets
t. Lives in a village
>>76632456
You can have the first hit :3
>>76632475
cool
>>76632430
>>76632478
FOBT (fuck off bent twat)
listening to the sound of my bollocks (being crushed under the teeth of the neighbour's dog, after I slathered them in meat and flopped them over the fence)
>>76632475
>same laptop as me
wew
>>76632430
probably would be a bunch of rorkes making the same jokes?
>>76632485
hate this fuckign cunt
>>76632433
>all they talk about is cattle and tractors
Kek I've noticed, nice lads though
How could you possibly maintain a relationship with a city girl though lad? Even if you forget about the commute, eventually you'll have to live together and how would you convince a city girl to leave her friends, family and conveniences to live in the back arse of nowhere surrounded by animals
>>76632520
This
>>76632478
bit gay
>>76632507
this fat fucker will hopefully have a heart attack any day now
at least one positive is the bastard has schizophrenia so his life is hell
>>76632526
*taxes you*
>>76632529
City women generally seem to revere the position of the "farmers wife" and you can always drive in, not like your countries apart. I suppose if your living somewhere a bit bigger like Belfast or Derry it might be difficult, couldnt tell you boss, I am actually seeing a girl from the nearest town atm.
any suicide tips and tricks lads?
>>76632478
is there a way of using grindr without coming off as gay?
like i want to see how attractive i am to gay men, but i dont want anyone to think im actually gay haha
why is /brit/ so dead these days
wanked but came in my hand and it dripped through my fingers onto the roommate's floor
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Roche
>The most incredible revelations concern Barbara Roche, a little-known MP who was immigration minister between 1999 and 2001. During this period, she quietly adopted policies – with Mr Blair’s approval – that changed the face of the UK." and "She changed the rules to allow more work permits to be issued, especially to people who would previously have been considered asylum seekers. Stephen Boys Smith, who was then head of the Home Office’s immigration directorate, said: ‘It was clear that Roche wanted more immigrants to come to Britain. She didn’t see her job as controlling entry into Britain, but by looking at the wider picture in a “holistic way” she wanted us to see the benefit of a multicultural society.’
>The daughter of Barnet and Hanna Margolis[3] she was educated at the Jews Free School, Camden Town
>t-shirt + bomber
>sweater
>sleeves up casual shirt
is this all the fashion choice men have?
>>76632430
not sure what this has to do with christianity in politics
blocked the privy
>>76632207
Give me my (You)
>>>/fit/41975099
A Modest Proposal is actually quite convincing, lads.
>>76632615
>people voted for this mutant
>>76632381
ancestryDNA and it was about £70
there's several others, 23andme has one which tells you which diseases and conditions you are more likely to develop
>>76632596
jump off something really high
>>76632596
Just slash at your neck with a razor from behind your ear down to your voice box.
Firm and quick.
>>76632602
your mum is keeping most of us occupied
>>76632615
mike wazowski
>>76632602
The cool kids are out on the lash
>>76632615
>Roche
is this the left wing equivalent of rorke?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VWTo5U0AAA
fuck this swede jew cunt
bastard watches ylyl threads on /wsg/ painstakingly uploaded by many people and proceeds to make thousands off of it like a fucking leech
>>76632592
Is this Louthlad?
>>76632615
>>76632615
not even an antisemite but why is it literally ALWAYS (((them)))?
>>76632627
well done lad
(You)
>>76632664
no cavan here, what about yourself?
funny how I could literally just beat the living shit out of any of you
red peepee hehe
wheres the new thread?
>>76632711
*murders you*
not so fast
recycle
>>76631249
>>76631249
>>76632696
Derry
>Cavan
Give us one of your women lad x
https://twitter.com/cfhorgan/status/880473983589781504
>the state of jordan peterson
>>76632711
*downs my half-pint of Mixed Fruits Koppaberg*
*smashes you over the head with a scotch egg*
>>76632599
just put up a pic of you
no bio
see how many messages you get
its a fun egobooster
why dont the poor just sell their excess children off as livestock?
2 birds with one stone:
>poor gain some economic stimulus
>poor person genes (low iq, ugly facial features, anti-social behavior) are culled from the gene pool
>>76632737
NOT YET
>>76632744
*londonderry
always get a good chuckle when a brit LARPs as an irishman, bit pathetic desu
>low iq, ugly facial features, anti-social behavior
>>76632782
not my fault some runtoid stole it last thread at 260 posts
grim
NEED priti patel to batter my bollocks
>>76632794
Would turn your Anglo jaw to nothing but atoms in the cosmos if you so much as breathed your Protestant breath in my vicinity
are asymmetrical faces a sign of poor genes? i dont know any upper middle class people with asymmetrical faces.
>>76632821
wouldn't having stella creasy doing a hot dump on my face
>>76632851
Every upperclass cunt here has an ugly runt face
>>76632846
try it
>>76632897
im upperclass and have a cute boyish face
I was very fat as a kid because I shared a room, had no friends, had a house full of junk food, and had nothing to do. Who fat child here?
>>76632897
no they don't
the middle & upper classes actually look good here
most of britain is lower/lower-middle
>>76632903
I see your storing food for winter, that's not allowed in Soviet Britain
*rings Mr. Corbyn*
>>76632897
found the opposite desu, not saying genes are better just better food/more health care and shit braces etc
i have a good jaw but a rubbish chin T B Q H
>>76632908
>>76632948
>>76632954
Weird how John Travolta is a 6/10 weird looking chap normally but when he smiles he transforms into an 11/10 slayer
hmm
>>76633022
3rd from the right is peng
>>76633022
all aesthetic as fuck
>>76633060
Saw a recent interview with Tom Cruise and he is still an absolute slayer even though hes a psycho manlet
>tfw I'll never be a slayer
>>76633022
imagine actually being upper class
imagine actually being posh and good looking, being smart and having good prospects, imagine living in a massive house in a leafy area
fuck me sideways
>>76633201
Were all in the other thread lads
my drug dealer is going to prison tomorrow
need another link
bums