Shinkansen edition
Here we are.....
really enjoy watching all these Hong Kong action movies
they usually have Brits as these caricatured evil monsters, and i like seeing all these incredibly muscular tall English fellas with posh accents beating the shit out of 5-12 chinese peasants
obviously they lose at the end of the film, but the first 60% of the film is a pure patriotic wankfest
love it
>>76629065
well hello there reddit
the goal
check out this captcha hahaha
>australians need a licence to buy airsoft and paintball guns
You are now picturing your oneitis grunting and straining as she pushes a big, hard, anus-tearing poo out of her rectum
>>76629179
*howls*
Business Idea: Two years of Mandatory Conscription from age 16, but you learn life skills as well as do A-Levels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DXysv-jkiY
>tfw the based ussr will never come back
>parents + craigslist + work 1 day/week
>Tories wildly cheer that pay cap stays 2 weeks after grenfell tower burned to the ground and they paid the DUP 1.5b to back them up
brit WILL defend this
>>76629204
The fall of the Berlin wall was probably the most devastating event in history
>>tfw the based ussr will never come back
'ah skee bop bop ba da da bop
Runty runty see him trot
Runty runty to the slop
Runty runty take a bite
Runty runty say goodnight
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
>>76629194
>>76629256
Ah yes, paying civil service jobsworths more would have stopped a building going on fire
>>76629274
UU
UU
>average
>sized
>dick
>based ussr
>>76629293
Good job completely missing the point
Does anyone want to know what I'm having for dinner this evening?
got a wee cut on my finger
>>76629210
back from work already, wagecuck?
>>76629307
jesus he is tiny
genuinely think you have to be insane to put a dick in your mouth, doesn't matter if you a man or a woman
>>76629307
oh dear
>>76629331
Oh did you have a point in your inane ramblings?
'skee bee bop da bop, skee bee bop da bop'
>the Poorthern Direhouse
>>76629355
me rushing into the room at the end
Just done a great news and got no (You)s
You lot don't deserve me
>>76629256
Disgusting
>>76629391
>not Dourhouse
You had one job
>>76629355
always wonder what he thought he was accomplishing with those kicks
hello?
is there anybody in there?
just nod if you can hear me
is there anyone at home?
>>76629065
Hong Kong and Taiwan films can be quite fun 2bh. They're not influenced by Jews, focus groups or executives like you would in Hollywood.
need to spaff on a pair of paki tits
>yfw in Britain the final ingredient to pancakes is to go outside and run around with it
>>76629374
Yeah firefighters risked their lives to go in that building two weeks ago and the government got beat rapturous applause to confirmation they won't even get a pay rise in line with inflation
Disgusting
the gf and I
>>76629307
>>76629307
>>76629400
'Ere (you) go lad. Don't spend 'um all at once though haha
>>76629349
>>76629354
dicklet or not he is the one fucking that slag and not u.
stay mad betas.
Do you think Prince Harry ever gets to see his real father? I feel pretty bad for him
>>76629334
Not really
Crashed the bike in the rain lads.
>>76629458
This meme is fucking stupid. He looks A LOT like Charles
Spent the rent money on drugs and clothes again lads
Mum and Dad wont be pleased
>>76629456
ew why would I fuck a slag
>>76629458
All the time, they do royal events together
>>76629419
5'7, tiny hands, size 9 US feet, tiny dick. any hope for me lads
>>76629428
many a lad has bought a house with the winnings from the town pancake race.
>>76629458
Reminder that Diana's boyfriend was a Muslim and she was probably going to marry him
Why do people still unironically wear fedoras? You'd think everyone would be aware of the meme by now
>>76629498
he said real father
>craigslist
>>76629510
Quintessential /brit/ sitcom waiting to happen
>>76629514
should I shave
can't imagine going into the yank thread and posting in there day in day out, and yet the yanks flock here
>>76629534
You have severe autism
>>76629434
Hmmm yes let's waste billions on inflated public sector salaries because a building went on fire
>>76629533
>m-muh ginger
Get a grip, they're fucking identical. Equally scruffy too
>>76629510
Disgusting slovenly creature
>>76629550
can't imagine going into the UK and living in there day in day out, and yet the pakis flock here
>>76629434
If firefighters get a pay rise then so to wastemen like me
We're all civil servants after all
sometimes I think it wouldn't be that bad to live in Ireland but then I remember they use the euro haha
>Why do people still unironically wear fedoras? You'd think everyone would be aware of the meme by now
>>76629550
try it some time and you may enjoy it
>>76629494
She's hot
>>76629568
hmmm yes let's waste billions desperately clinging on to power instead of letting it get used for useful purposes
Then act smug as fuck about it
>hungry af
>order shit loads of food
>gets delivered by some qt blonde with a thicc arse and big tits
>feel fucking guilty at being a fat slob
>cry wank myself silly whilst smearing pizza over my genitals
Every fucking tome
the poo-ro
>>76629307
Imagine being a dicklet
doing a do
>>76629423
Young and Dangerous is the best whimsical chink crime saga that I didn't know existed. Would highly recommend it. It's got it all: melodrama, ultra violence, romance laughs and Asian puss'.
Just pure unpretentious viewing pleasure tbqh
>>76629619
>hot
If you're into inbred runts then yeah sure mate
making an arrangement
>>76629634
>posts a pic of a willy that isnt even his own
its ok mate
>>76629625
Yeah the Tories should just hand power to Labour lol
>>76629634
Why is it wearing a snood?
>>76629700
amazing post
>>76629686
You can post a pic of it though
the nice thing about being homosexual and a bottom is that all the classic insecurity bait like height, dicksize, "alphaness" or whatever dont apply to me
instead of feeling envious or upset when i see a post like >>76629634 i just think 'nice' and move on with my day
>>76629645
*manipulates the next election so the Tories are 5 seats short*
looks like I'll be getting a new hospital
>>76629664
Makes you wonder what kind of mental case makes images like this
ABORTION IS MURDER. THIS IS NOT UP FOR DEBATE
>>76629625
>waste billions clinging to power
or
>waste trillions under labour
Really makes me think
Votes for women was an unobjectionable idea when most women got married early
Now we have too many young single women voting and it's fucking the West up
>>76629725
iktf :3
Ive found God lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB-B_SpiF9Q
>>76629753
Only married people should be allowed to vote
Redpill me on /bant/
>>76629727
Look up "white people" and then look up "black people"
HR was literally invented to give women a job. You could remove the HR Department entirely and the company will still be able to function
>>76629678
>>>76629619 (You)
>>hot
>If you're into inbred runts then yeah sure mate
>>76629725
>>76629773
but then you get aids and at the end of the day you're still faggots haha
>>76629698
Maybe they shouldn't be incompetent enough to lose a majority in a cheap power grab and pay 1.5b to stay in power
*the sweet smell of sharts hits the job coach's nostrils as Liam rolls up to the desk in his mobility scooter nibbling on a block of bright orange cheese*
>Well, howdy Liam! I know it's been a tough time job searching for you this year, what with your wooden house being blown away in the hurricane and your momma's boyfriend Tyreese cheating on the woman in the next trailer park over, but you deserve a treat seeing as it's Christmas, so we've decided to award you a TEN BUCK bonus!
>YEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWW!!!!
*Liam rolls out of the American jobcentre at 1mph, firing his pistol in the air and calls his mother on his cell phone when he catches his breath
>Momma, throw away that roadkill! It's KFC festive value buckets on me this year!
... the lads
>>76629817
Labour lost
Get over it
Why did he fedora his own post?
>>76629816
>american in charge of banter
>>76629748
>rises the national debt 70% in 7 years
ahhh yes the tories
>>76629725
same desu but I'm a woman
>>76629816
umm sweaty nobody gets aids anymore, ever heard of PREP? :) xx
>>76629816
>American '''''''''''''''''humour'''''''''''''''''
>>76629852
That was Labour you clown
only i should be allowed to vote
Post classic American country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WXYjm74WFI
>um sweaty x
*runs in with my dick out*
*pisses over all the displays*
*scurries away*
saw jeremy corbyn fly down a slide earlier
>>76629843
>>76629873
>thinking I don't genuinely hate gays
bit deluded
>>76629882
Who do you vote for
>>76629866
*flops flaccid dick onto the thread*
How's about THAT?
>>76629878
>he is literally this deluded
>>76629866
Are you a woman with a penis?
>>76629922
myself
>>76629866
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>76629922
Mr Footlong
wew lads, the company I work at went from normal to thermonuclear over a single dispute today
>company started out in a small, older building they owned with comfy private offices
>expanded into an open plan office in a building next door
>the older offices remained in use, with private offices there pretty much seen as a non-monetary reward for some employees
>recently management started talking about moving everyone to open plan and selling the older building
>people in the private offices grumbled a lot
>some apparently approached management saying they want something extra in exchange for losing 'their' offices but management refused to consider it before the move is complete
>the move was finally confirmed yesterday
>this morning three senior engineers resigned
>another one resigned in the afternoon
>management spent all day running around like headless chickens and attending 'emergency meetings' among themselves and with some staff
>apparently at least two projects accounting for like 30% of our budget are now doomed
I have a meeting with my line manager about it tomorrow (though I'm not really involved directly).
tl;dr: wew/10, hope my company doesn't go under over this shit
*fires two six shooter pistols into the air*
YEEEEEEEEEEEHAW
LOOKS LIKE WE CAUGHT US A COUPLE A NIGGER BOIS
>>76629942
interesting spin
>>76629866
im going to kidnap you then feed you to my pigs
>>76629949
Didn't realize my penis was up for election
>>76629972
>z
fuck off yank
>>76629893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8BMc-zUS64
Post the finest Americana country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epnqisvSCwo
>>76629930
*camera zooms out to reveal you actually flopped your willy on top of mine*
why are these things so fucking PENG?
this seems like a stupid idea
*bangs my coffee mug on the table as hard as i can without looking*
haha alri lads?
Mboko is seething tonight
>>76630003
Made by the man dem, for the man dem.
>>76630019
They're two fine white men havin' fun dont stop em' nigger boy
>>76629893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ybfqqcLBK4
diabetic gf just sent me this
>>76629663
Biozombie might be worth checking out if you're into comedy/horror. Troublesome Night was another horror/comedy series I remember as a kid. Didn't get a chance to see much of the latter but I remember it being 2spooky4me back then.
>>76630047
mboko
>>76629204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23DSRuBZa2k
>>76630018
cause they remind you of your bf's willy going down your throat
>>76630018
Love shoving these up my arsehole
>>76630018
I like them too
Might put my penis up for erection
>>76630070
me and the boys gon' snare ya porchmonkey, hitch ya to the pickup and drive on down to washington dc! show those fuckin' hippie boys what we think a there BOO - ROCK - RACY!
*badly impersonates a British accent*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE6YouZrVIY
has the internet gone too far
whats the name of that film about three hardworking chinks living in a small american town who are top of all their classes while also running their own small criminal syndicate and terrorising the town?
>>76630119
haha
>>76629866
Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I replied to you because you're a female, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
Need new shoes lads, can you suggest me some
My sambas have worn out
>>76630052
>jellybean will NEVER go back to her prime thiccness
watching her old videos is tinged with sadness
that naked attraction 'gramme is back. shan't watch it but I will have a look at the reaction
1/2 ounce amber leaf please bossman
*plays tuba solo*
>>76630130
empire of dust
'skee bo bap da dum bap, skibbi dibbi deep, do da dum do'
>>76630163
it's a sad feel
>>76630158
Supras lad
>>76630179
absolutely not
love thicc women
they look ready for breeding
>>76630158
Onitsuka Tigers
>>76630172
r u tagging deh piss boss? ID pleace
>>76630232
me and the boys gon' snare ya porchmonkey, hitch ya to the pickup and drive on down to washington dc! show those fuckin' NAACP what we think a there BOO - ROCK - RACY!
>I'll never be a Northerner with a cool unique culture like Mancunians or Yorkshiremen
>I'll always be a Soutern softie where the only culture I have is multiculturalism
>>76630242
*hands you my gay card*
>>76630172
vat'll be 9 pounds dirty five vlease
feeling #drunk
kiss my ass alt-right
>>76630172
explain this meme
imagine not being a virgin
>>76630306
r u tehking da piss boss?
mboko is very angry for some reason
Had a very relaxing day today lads
Got a free pass for a local gym and spent a few hours alternating between swimming, steam room, sauna and ice bath
How long till Tour de France?
Imagine being 24 and so socially stunted and weird and autistic that no girl would EVER let you put your penis inside her or even entertain the notion that you're not a weirdo for more than 2 microseconds after meeting you.
Haha yeah imagine that..
who the fuck is mboko
>>76630335
>>76630309
>>76630337
>>76630338
>>76630306
>>76630302
>>76630300
>>76630362
me and the boys gon' snare ya porchmonkey, hitch ya to the pickup and drive on down to washington! show those fuckin' NAACP what we think a there BOO - ROCK - RACY!
>ywn(again) have the feeling of walking hand in hand with a gf in love all day then later pulling down her tights to smell that lovely sweaty musk before tasting her
>>76630242
>tfw an indian bloke literally owns the corner shop and speaks exactly like this
feels weird living in a meme world
>Local church is ringing the bells again
On the one hand, it means my area is white, so that's nice, but on the other the sound is kind of annoying.
Life is a constant struggle.
>>76630338
how long until you learn to use google?
>>76630309
>tfw 24 and STILL not a virgin
>>76630362
>>76630375
the post below yours. nigerian living in ireland who always spergs out
what are the /brit/ names
mboko
liam
craig
any more?
>oi, ya fackin poortherner
>*Nasheed plays in background*
>mfw
>>76630407
How long till you answer my question?
>>76629307
that's about double my size
>>76630375
figment of autismoyanks imagination
>>76630424
rasheed
rorke
>>76630424
Monica
Lickdicki
Kev
>>76630403
w-where do you live
>>76630309
havnt had sex in 2 months. practically a virgin again
>>76630424
deano
tarquin
>>76630403
dichotomy lad, its one of them.
>vegan mate constantly brings up vegan diet
>Always backs it up with random athletes who were briefly vegan but dismisses it when you mention all the other better athletes in the same sports who weren't vegan
Mboko? Who is Mboko you ask? Why, who else could this farcical character be? Quite a vibrant persona if you ask me. Being a qualified keyboard psychologist amongst other things (pseudo anthropologist, 4chan biologist, amateur breakdancer and graffiti artist) I would have to conclude that this character - Mboko that is - is actually a perverse creation of the rorkes inner psyche. Mboko the Nigerian is envisioned to be a strong, virile bullock from the Niger delta. Not only is he Nigerian, but he also has a thick Dublin accent. This confirms two of the Rorkes inner sexual desires: to be cuckolded and berated by a Nigerian, but also the notorious enemy! the Hibernian! The thought of a thick Bantu cock mixed with the appeal of wanton Fenian crassness turns the Rorke on like no other..
these look quite peng
>>76629053
Got afro cancer now...
>>76630424
josie hearn
>>76630474
South-West London.
has 190kg virgin race been doxxed yet?
>>76630474
near a church
>>76630424
beto
>>76630477
haven't had sex in 2 years
my willy is retracting into my body
>>76630517
6th time this week
>>76630403
iktf
rural surrey here
pic from my bedroom winder
>>76630517
yeah he goes to uni in swansea
Do women discuss their partners dick sizes with their friends?
>>76630403
they used to do this in my town but dont anymore
not religious but i quite liked it
>>76630565
yeah we do
>>76630565
Had a girl tell me the other day via snapchat that she was about to suck off a lad but then bust out laughing at the size of his cock
said it was 4 inches and was openly telling everyone about it and who he was, quite mean 2bh and shes fit too
>>76630565
Why wouldn't they?
Might buy some Vans but they're wide like fucking boats and look autistic
>>76630591
post boobies
>>76630565
im gay and i do
so probably
>>76630565
yeah
remember my (now ex) gf once got drunk and told all her housemates I had a massive willy
they were all really nice to me whenever I went round after that
>>76630539
Will you search through the lonely earth for me
Climb through the brier and bramble
Remember David Cameron and George Osbourne lol
>>76630591
Post earlobes.
>>76630565
not witnessed it but i would bet money on it. similar to how blokes point out big tits or ass or how fat some chick is.
Me on the left
>>76630634
yeah this definitely happened mate just let me stroke your ego on a mongolian basket weaving forum here well done big willy williamson
>>76630438
hahahahahahah
>>76630591
Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I replied to you because you're a female, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
>>76630709
hey x
>>76629307
Why is his bellend so fucked up? wtf?
>>76630648
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry,
When the boys came out to play,
Georgie Porgie ran away.
>>76630495
that white sole will get dirsty really quickly
>>76630709
Hey loner
>>76630699
>>76630709
doubt.png
>>76630709
hello x
What the fuck happened to shoes? Why do 99% of them look retarded nowadays?
James Dean was an American actor.
He was nominated for 3 Academy Awards for Best Actor before his death at age 24.
East of Eden director Elia Kazan remembered hearing Dean and Angeli loudly making love in Dean's dressing room. Angeli unexpectedly announced her engagement to Italian-American singer Vic Damone. Dean supposeduly watched the wedding from across the road on his motorcycle, even gunning the engine during the ceremony.
Dean also dated James Bond actress Ursula Andress.
Humphrey Bogart commented after Dean's death about his public image and legacy: "If he had lived, he'd never have been able to live up to his publicity."
>>76630726
Cutfags.
doomed to die a virgin
>>76630764
black/jewish fashion trends
>>76630608
>>76630651
>>76630709
don't hit on me silly boys x
>>76630677
unironically did mate
meet me outside the supervalu in athlone in 10 minutes and I'll ram it down your tight irish boipucci
>>76630764
It's you that is retarded
Watching The Incredibles
It's not as good as I remember, the PS2 game still bangs though
wheres the new thread?
>>76630775
idol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
>>76630811
It's the children that are out of touch
>5am
>toil in less than 5 hours
this isn't going to end well
About to have a decaff
>>76630302
excuse me?
>>76630565
honest talk
only if its big
contrary to popular belief most women are not evil malicious whores, so if someone has a small/average dick they just wont mention it - they only kiss and tell when they want to brag about how big a dick is
t. gay guy who women talk to about their sex lives nigh-constantly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrFvAiQDuEo
>>76630815
right here
*unzips thread*
>>76630849
I bet you like touching children
>>76630813
>the PS2 game still bangs though
fuck yes
great game
POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13316885
http://www.strawpoll.me/13316885
http://www.strawpoll.me/13316885
>>76630591
post shins
>>76630813
>>76630887
>the PS2 game
yess boysss
>>76630892
>Thursday
grim
>>76630892
I drank a bottle of chardonnay and a 22oz beer yesterday
Felt it this morning :(
>>76630892
Who the fuck buys a single beer? For me it's 7 at least
>>76630962
how is that grim? one drink on a weeknight?
>>76630991
bit much tbqh
>>76630998
me, that's who. If i keep a stock of beers in the house i'll have one every couple of nights, not good for the diet la
>james dean
>5'8
there's hope lads
Have a beautiful cup of redbush tea
watching Face/Off
god Nicholas Cage is a meme
how does he even get these roles
>>76631056
>30s-50s
Would've been more acceptable back then
>>76631105
silly child. malnutrition in urban populations wasnt that significant.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/cows-officially-the-most-deadly-large-animals-in-britain-a6727266.html
>british wildlife
We're all in the early nu thread
>>76631102
Tried to watch that the other night, got to some bit where he's a priest and just grabs this choir bird's arse and starts cumming himself
Switched it off at that point
hm..
>>76630869
>these people hold positions of power
no wonder that place is fucked
>>76631146
yeah thats like 4 minutes in lmao
who chad here?
>>76631254
Fuck off
>>76631254
Fuck off dickhead there's already one up
>>76631156
ok
gays