kot edition
>couple has baby that develops a serious health condition 8 weeks after birth
>experts say it's no use, there's no cure
>american doctor offers and experimental treatment
>they managed to raise £1.4million via crowdfunding
>couple managed to get 110,000+ signatures calling for the Prime Minister to release the baby from the hospital
>they try to battle the doctors in the court who want to pull the plug of the baby so bad
>UK judicial system ultimately forbids them from seeking experimental treatment in the US with their own money
>European Union courts are in total agreement with killing the baby
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4644268/Charlie-Gard-s-parents-lose-final-appeal.html
how do you make friends lads
tell that to zod's snapped neck
>>76622735
wouldn't know mate
haven't had a friend in about 8 years, just go to work then come home and post on /brit/, quite lonely haha
>>76622735
Not too sure
>you just gotta lift and have confidence bro, everything else falls into place
>>76622728
selfish pricks trying to consign Charlie to a half-life full of suffering just so they don't have to grieve for him
egalitarian technocratic meritocracy when?
>>76622728
>Great Ormond Street Hospital for Children wanted Charlie to 'die with dignity'
ah yes i'm sure the fucking baby really gives a fuck about dignity
this would never happen with a shitskin baby
i think i was shot in the right side of my chest in a past life
Fookin' pouring outside the day
CHOOOOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEflPY7FBIc
lads I'm telling you the neck is the most underrated part of a girl
>>76622769
they dont look like real humans. more like androids.
never been in a pub
what do I order
>i think i was shot in the right side of my chest in a past life
white genocide is real
>>76622735
You can fulfill your natural social needs through /brit/ lad
Imagine someone like tim now he really has no one
>>76622728
EXPERIMENTAL treatment in the US
I was a wee british lad from manchester who died in the blitz(in a past life).
>>76622795
haven't you seen any films?
you say "one beer please, barkeep"
>>76622804
manchester wasnt bombed
Think I had my bollocks pounded into mush in a past life
>>76622804
bloody hell the german bombers must've been way off target that day
>>76622795
pint
simple as
>>76622795
ask for the drinks menu, ring up and pre-order the drinks before you go if you're planning on having more than one
going to throw vending machine coffee at all the anime nonces I see in Japan
>tfw chad in past life
>>76622792
not really underrated, not really the most underrated
>>76622803
who cares the baby dying is the alternative
>>76622769
I honestly hate handsome people. They just have to be there, everything served.
*runs through the streets of japan with arms behind back*
*makes autistic giggling noises*
>>76622800
Tim's life really isn't so bad for a paranoid, mentally ill man who refuses to seek treatment.
>>76622795
just hand em your pint glass, they'll do the rest
unless you want a cider, then they'll send you to the soft play area lmao
>>76622796
can tell you were a runtoid in a past life and also the current one
>>76622861
gib polish gf
>>76622835
back living with the parents after finishing uni
absolute DIRE state of the area, nothing to do, no mates here any more
amazing
>>76622728
>8 weeks
ehh
they should just make a new one
>Mitochondrial DNA depletion syndrome
just let it die like it was meant to
>You will never put aside the rhetoric, get round the negotiating table and form a death metal band with Ed Miliband
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTs3I5dkPuc
>>76622874
you have to bring a glass???
>>76622859
dunno much about the procedure but the baby is in pain and has been for a while and this new experimental treatment the UK and EU think will only extend that pain is seems
>>76622883
ah yes lets not test this this experimental scientific technique hmmm i fucking love science though
>>76622901
what else were you gonna do? hold your hands out under the tap?
state of you
>tfw 23 year old kissless virgin NEET living with his parents
>>76622795
a young muslim girl
>>76622901
fucking hell mate have you really never been to a pub? course you do twat
>>76622803
even if the baby dies in experimental trial treatments the doctors can still learn something
>>76622920
I'll be you in four years
Me: racism is bad.
White girls: ???
Me: henlo u smol beans, teh racism makes me a heckin sad pupper
White girls: say no more, we'll stop.
>>76622914
love this post
>>76622882
>back living with the parents after finishing uni
don't know if you were meant to reply to me but I did this too haha
>>76622914
>>76622931
if it's not a very widespread disease and kills the babies quickly, it's a non-issue
>>76622964
didn't mean to haha
it's so shit haha
can't take much more lol x
>>76622975
ah yes if a tiger comes and eats a few babies its a non issue, shan't be investing in anti-tiger technologies
>The complainant was to remain blindfold throughout – because Kye was ashamed of his injuries. And he was bandaged around his chest because of a heart condition and had to wear a “medically necessary sort of bodysuit” during sex. In addition, he would have to wear a hat because of scarring caused by an operation on his brain tumour.
jesus christ how did anyone fall for this
>get to the pub
>mates are already there
>give 'em the ol' waheyyy and walk in with arms wide
>they all glance at my empty hands and pockets
>the colour drains from my face
>they can barely contain their laughter
>I've forgotten my pint glass
>have to borrow a mug from the restaurant
>for some reason got charged double for half the drink
>just agree to it out of sheer shame
>got called muggins all night
>>76622920
nowt wrong with this
>>76622931
>Specialists at Great Ormond Street Hospital believe Charlie has no chance of survival.
>European Court judges have now concluded it was most likely Charlie was "being exposed to continued pain, suffering and distress" and undergoing experimental treatment with "no prospects of success... would offer no benefit".
>>76622975
what if it becomes widespread?
>>76622990
I like it 2bh
I only moved 2 suburbs away from my parents in the first place, I'm eating better and I'm saving ~$300 a week
only downside is bints but I can deal with it
get a bit nervous browsing the 'chon in public ngl
>>76622877
i'm ugly myself, you can have all the polish grills as far as I am concerned
>>76622931
>even if the baby dies in experimental trial treatments the doctors can still learn something
that's just cruel and unusual but probably part of it
>>76623027
>undergoing experimental treatment with "no prospects of success... would offer no benefit".
how the fuck could they determine that? they didn't even talk to the US doctors
>>76623041
i browse /pol/ and /int/ in my university lounge
>>76622728
So... what happens to all that money?
>>76623030
that'd never happen
>>76623065
refunded
want to have a baby
better ask the government first, shall be abiding by their decision
hope they let me reproduce x
Where in Britain do you live?
>>76623065
https://youtu.be/27kGpJF6Aio?t=63
me and of timothy james byrne
>>76623091
the north or east london
>>76623065
ibeefa wiv the lads
>>76623091
the good bit (south west england)
>>76623058
Irrelevant. The damage is irreversible.
>>76623091
canterbury for uni london for home
>>76623116
>The damage is irreversible
how do you know this?
>>76623038
have got about £1.2k saved up but all my mates that were down here are already married with kids (am 22). Can't drive and there's no spare car even if i could, it's a 45 minute walk to the nearest shops and a 30 minute drive to the nearest city. If i get a job in the city i'll have to commute for nearly an hour and a half every day if i don't immediately move out
it's about £4 a pint too, utter suffering
>pull up to the pub at 5:00pm - sharp
>toss my keys to the valet - "don't scratch her" I say
>take off my sunnies
>walk in
>approach the server
>qt blonde, eyeing my new River Island blazer on with gloss finish - choice
>"Hello sir do you-" I cut her off before she can finish
>"The name's Deano, but you can call me Deano (I wink) - table for 7"
>The waitress shows me to the table and hands me a menu
>The champions league semis are about to begin, the joint is stuffed to the guns - thank goodness I was smart and booked ahead
>monitor above the bar calls my order number
>saunter over
>the barman extends the chip and pin machine
>jolt out my arm to pull my sleeve back, almost hitting another bar patron, to reveal my apple watch with apple pay
>the chip and pin machine beeps in merriment as my payment is confirmed as I make my way back to the table with my pitchers in hand
>>76623011
>got called muggins all night
smashed all my mate's pint glasses when he did this to me
>>76623058
he's been on machines and stuff for most of his life
>they didn't even talk to the US doctors
how do you know that? im sure both they and the great ormond street hospital doctors have looked into it before making their decision
>>76623091
se London
>>76621071
I go to Soho a lot, its brilliant.
My godparents (who are gay) showed me some great gay bars and were able to list 25+ bars within 3 minutes walk off the top of their heads ahaha
>>76623091
Notting Hill, an area of Central London historically home to carribean immigrants but nowadays is extremely gentrified and full of rich russians
>>76623144
FOB
god it's like when a baby has cancer
sure they can do chemo but that fucks up the child's development and they end up retarded
>>76623164
yeah we should abort retards
>>76623164
didn't know you had cancer as a child x
>>76623182
no I didn't
business idea: sell pint glasses on the door at pubs
>>76623159
my grandfather bought the house in the 1950s for pennies when it was a jamiacan ghetto
not my fault the houseprices have increased hundredfold since then and now my average family own a £3 million 5storey hourse in one of the poshest areas of london ahaha
>>76623194
mong
>>76623121
I'm a doctor
>>76623202
>average family
>own a £3 million 5storey house
pick 1
posh twat
Whomst had him killed?
>>76623164
The treatment is oral medication (or so the parents say on their fundraiser page), and the illness doesn't affect intelligence.
>>76623231
he killed himself in prison
>>76623195
you can rent a pintglass for £2 per hour at my local
>>76623231
me aha soz mate
>>76623144
we have probably seen each other in the gay bars of soho desu
I'm not gay tho
>Roger, Circus, what is it?
>We have reports of an unlisenced pint glass seller outsise the Horse and Twine and we need you there rightaway - and for Gods sake hurry!
reddit: the show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcRJr9xQSAE
>>76623229
my granddad was literally a welsh coal miner when he bought the house, nuffink upperclass about it
do one
*takes out a napkin and pats the grease off my pizza*
>>76623299
tory twat fuck off
>>76623302
oh.... did you want a slice too?
raining a bit today lads
rasheed here, going pub, this glass meme better not be true
>>76623271
which is your favourite then?
>>76623309
um no
everyone in my family voted labout
try again sweaty
>>76623299
>muh working class hero just ignore the fact that our house is worth literal millions
classic tory
>>76623287
me and the lads
>>76623326
you can book ahead for a pint glass at my local but it's first come first served
>>76623144
Notting Hill has always been upper class, what jamaican ghetto are you talking about?
>>76623331
frequent g-a-y most desu because it is so cheap sunday-thursday. In terms of which is actually the best probably one of the more cocktail focused places like The Light Lounge. you?
>GAY
>MARRIAGE
>woah, hold on. hold on. fucking fags, getting wed? i'm not having that.
>FUCKING GAY MARRIAGE!!!
got called rasheed in oddbins
>>76623379
>fags
FOY
staying up extra late to catch my favorite livestreamer, what am i like haha
>>76623400
paul?
got called a butthead in rock cafe
i surf buttholes
butt
>>76623371
pretty sure at one point there was a part of housing in notting hill that was considered slums
>>76623411
denino
how do I look like a masculine twink
butte
>>76623432
otter mode?
can't deal with how much it's raining lads
it's like a really intense summer shower but it's lasted for four hours at least
berlin will be underwater by tomorrow it seems
>>76623371
>For much of the 20th century, the large houses were subdivided into multi-occupancy rentals. Caribbean immigrants were drawn to the area in the 1950s, partly because of the cheap rents, but were exploited by slum landlords like Peter Rachman and who also became the target of white Teddy Boys in the 1958 Notting Hill race riots.
Why would you do that? Just go on the internet and post lies?
>>76623375
>G-A-Y
absolute shithole ahaha what are you doing mate
people i have met in G-A-Y are almost always trash, personality-wise. I only go there cause they have a young crowd and im only 18 myself, plus i kind of have a thing for asian guys lmao
personally The Friendly Society is kind of hidden but bloody amazing (and expensive), and a more economical bar thats still pretty cool is The Yard, in the upstairs Loft bit. the balcony is pretty nice for getting some fresh air and stuff, and if im going out with someone who smokes its a must-visit also
>>76623452
>berlin will be underwater by tomorrow
things are looking up already
>>76623452
what was going through your head when you decided to redditspace this post? did you think it was that important or did you just do it by habit after years of using reddit?
STOP WATCHING THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA.
>i could (not) care less
what did they mean by this
>>76623454
are you telling me streets like lansdowne crescent used to be poor
>>76623432
i have long hair but also go to the gym and act masculine 70% of the time
i also have a sort of scruffy Trex aesthetic going on
reckon its sort of a good look for me tbqh and its not hard to pull off - just dont eat much and do SS for like 4 months
>>76623489
I redditspaced my posts for years, not because i browsed reddit but just because i thought it was clearer to read
then all of a sudden ~8 months ago suddenly doublespacing would get you laughed out of the thread so i had to force myself out of the habit
>>76623108
I have been to the Bovington tank museum, I think that's in south west England or close to it
>playing euro truck simulator 2
>be in awe of the beautiful scenery and well-designed infrastructure of europe
>stop playing
>realise that i live in a country where the scenery is 90% dead shrubs and desert and endless suburban sprawl
*secretly browses Reddit in the corner*
>>76623550
at least you have giant spiders
>>76623489
i've been "redditspacing" my posts since before reddit was even a thing
fuck off literal child
>>76623091
the good bit (north of england)
>>76623530
the statement wasnt 'there are parts of notting hill that didnt used to be a jamaican ghetto'
you said 'Notting Hill has always been upper class, what jamaican ghetto'
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notting_Hill
>mfw all the posh areas in London used to be run down
WTF
This "slum" was demolished yet would've been worth £3m today
narcissistic gay twat is here
>>76623091
the good bit (the eastern side of Southend On Sea from the chippe on Castle St to the churchyard)
>>76622728
Hmm yes I would love my baby to be some Yank freak's Gineau Pig, only £1.5m? Bargain!
>i've been "redditspacing" my posts since before reddit was even a thing
>fuck off literal child
>>76623612
>narcissistic gay twat
bit redundant hahaha x
>>76623489
FYI you can't actually redditspace on reddit
>>76623454
haha as I said g-a-y is stupid cheap. Heard good things about The Friendly Society but not been there yet maybe will have to try it out in July. How expensive are the drinks? Been The Yard a few times but never blew me away. Have you tried Milk and Honey?
>>76623632
how would you know
fuck off reddit
Imagine being left wing.
>>76622728
wonder what the DUP thinks of that LMAO
>>76623091
the good bit (the North West)
>>76623645
saw some lad who apparently browsed reddit say the same thing on here x
>>76623619
very insightful post, thanks
anyone for a slice?
>>76622728
it's a scam
>>76623091
yorkshire. simple as.
>>76623642
I think cocktails at the Friendly Society are like 11 quid? Bloody mad. But its really cool. Its got this crazy aesthetic going on - aqua lighting, barbies nailed to the ceiling, and cause its so well hidden and out of the way people think youre a wizard who knows everything about the area if you take them there
its small and fills up fast though, so you should go earlier rather than later in the night
>>76623672
Do you come with the dessert? ;)
>>76623674
>replying to a 40 minute old post
kys
has the font on 4chan changed
>>76623672
unironically have only eaten one slice of cake in the last ~20 months, which was a slice of cake from the Ritz London i got for my 18th birthday
>>76623672
there's a chocolate roastie vagina on that cake
>>76623716
no dont think so
>>76623672
It was my sisters birthday and we had cake too, just wanted to share
>>76623716
Not recently but the localisation/UTF character set of your device might have
>>76623739
sick lad
Still fucking hanging, lads...
Tried to shit out the booze but it didn't work. SEND HELP!
>>76623739
is she single
Cake?
Nah, not for me thanks.
Much rather have a fruit salad, far healthier and ting
had some loaded fries for lunch
>>76623770
fat gobshite
>>76623721
wow that's really fascinating mate, *yawns* can you tell me mor...ZZZZzzzzzzzZZZzzrZZ
english people have no right to accuse americans of bastardising english
>pick up the soap
>>76623550
Sounds familiar
>>76623770
based
>>76623701
yeah seems cool. I assume there's no kinda happy hour available or anything?
I remember the first time I was taken to Bourne & Hollingsworth, I was thinking how the fuck have you heard of this place. Don't think i've ever in been in a bar as small as there.
>>76623780
zip it bruce, speak when spoken to
>sissy brit boys
>>76623761
Probably, don't know
>>76623807
hello
>>76623783
lol spurdo face on the front
>>76623803
*elects another paki mayor in your major cities*
>>76623808
ask her out for me la
>>76623803
Belter post
>>76623827
amazing post
>>76623807
h-hi~
>>76623844
not sure why you bothered with this
the bell is for me, not for you
https://i.imgur.com/w0xVN9q.gif
>>76623827
>london
don't care
>>76623856
>>76623844
>>76623856
These are men
https://www.spectator.co.uk/2017/06/harry-potter-and-the-millennial-mind/
>>76623886
the state of jaden's hairline
Does anybody else remember when burger king used to do flavoured salt, like salt and vinegar salt and prawn cocktail salt?
>>76623890
this lad has really bad gyno
>>76623863
me on the right
>>76623886
>article has the word millennial in the title
>>76623886
blacked
>>76623857
*throws chair at you*
YOU DON'T CONTROL ME SENPAI
*runs out of room*
>>76623924
>tfw no tomato gf
>would love to lay a fat stinking shite on the floor in the tesco where sara works
>just the thought of my putrid shit particles entering her delicate nostrils as she is forced to mop up my waste would keep me going for months
>>76623893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL49UpJ4v4s
yanks out
desert yanks out
scandinavian yanks out
brit bois in
>anime reaction image
gf on The Chase
>anyone to the right of Corbyn is a Tory
Hate this stupid, juvenile meme
>>76623928
living proof that superior black seed can attract even dyke women
there's a guy I know who fakes a british accent in an attempt to get girls. it's one of the saddest things i've ever seen in my life
>>76623948
potentially me
ahhhhhhh yes, cornwall
like england, but better
like wales, but better
taking fuck all holiday this year lids.
there's a guy I know who fakes a brum accent in an attempt to get girls. it's one of the saddest things i've ever seen in my life
John Bercow has crossed a line by dropping the requirement for men to wear ties in the Commons.
What's next? MPs in shorts? Short sleeves? trainers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg-McDlm_98
>>76623985
cornwall is england sweaty xx
>>76623985
Cornwall is part of England
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajeljug8rZk
trainspotting gf when
>>76623956
autism
>>76624022
she looks like the female embodiment of reddit
will have to stop doing the british accents lads, haven't had much luck with them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leE10vdvkho
what the fuck is this shit?
listening to a weird south korean radio station
>>76624022
I asked my gf if she would like to go to the station with me and watch the trains
She laughed and asked if I was serious
the animefu
>>76624011
>>76624018
wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cmtqn8wANLY
>>76624047
Don't complain, dumb goyim
ameriga america
god shed hid grase on dee
>>76624011
>>76624018
merely a formality
>visit Ireland
>have to pay about €20 in tolls to drive on the motorways
Ah yes
>>76624060
Horrible character. Horrible cartoon. Horrible manga.
>>76624037
well, do they?
>>76624056
It's because train people are fucking weirdos
Who'd want to be around someone like this, seriously?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqvwnxgxazY
Just found out my parents were considering sending me to Sandford when I was a youngun but decided against it
Wish they had, would have given me some structure and purpose in my life
>>76624093
FOB
>>76624037
I can't think of anything I want more than for her to get BLACKED.
>>76624084
>cartoon
>>76623985
I want to just tell you a little story that I heard about Cornwall recently in a local pub. It seems though God was working around the Earth here, trying to make it beautiful just like the rest of the world. He had to knock off because it was nighttime. And He said, "I'll come back tomorrow and make it just as pretty as the rest of the world,with lakes and streams and mountains and trees." And He got back the next day, and saw that the ground had completely hardened, like concrete. And He didn't want to begin all over again. No! In His infinite wisdom, He had an idea. He said: "I know what I'll do. I'll make some people that like it this way!"
>>76624008
>>76624105
>>76623969
Americans are mentally ill
>>76624008
Don't give a shit
>>76624093
>>76624104
Meant fucking Sandhurst ffs got Yanks on the brain
>>76622735
It is a mystery that I will never solve.
>>76624062
>yank accent
>>76623535
>that fucking waist
you look like an alien mate
>>76624149
Fuck off mongol.
You have your own designated street across the way.
>>76624153
t. doesn't know what a cornish accent is
fuck off emmet scum. kill yourself
>>76623535
do a rear glute spread for me la thank you
Home from work
>>76624091
>uncouth yank spotters
umm no sweetie xxx
worth a read?
>>76624133
t. probably wears trackies everywhere
>>76624163
that's quite clearly a yank singing you bogbrush
>tfw we're only entitled to 4 weeks off a year
>tfw most of the mandatory holidays are when its too cold to enjoy anything anyway
>you get literally 20 days to yourself in a year of 365
>>76624165
>NAACP
>in charge of handling bantz
Two case studies.
#1. ChicAGO.
>Organisers of an LGBT-rights festival in Chicago are being accused of anti-Semitism after they expelled marchers carrying the Star of David.
>The rainbow flags with the Jewish symbol "made people feel unsafe", an organiser told the Windy City Times.
>Laurel Grauer said she was told to leave the so-called Dyke March "because my flag was a trigger to people that they found offensive".
>The organisers later hit back, saying Israel hides behind LGBT-rights.
>In a social media post, the Dyke March said: "This decision was made after [the expelled marchers] repeatedly expressed support for Zionism during conversations with Dyke March Collective members."
>In a statement, the Dyke March Collective later accused Ms Grauer's organistion of "using Israel's supposed 'LGBTQ tolerance' to pinkwash the violent occupation of Palestine".
#2 L*ndon
>Pride in London launched its Love Happens Here posters to promote the capital's Pride Festival, which takes place between 24 June and 9 July.
>But after a backlash on social media, the organisation admitted some of its content was "misjudged".
>It said it had removed four images from the campaign as a result.
>On seeing one of the posters, which used gay as a pejorative, Twitter user Ryan James said: "Imagine being a kid at school who dies a little every time they hear something called 'sooooo gay' and then seeing this trash."
>A spokesperson for the organisation said: "It is clear we misjudged the content of some of the messages in this poster series, undermining the individuality, importance, and dignity of the LGBT+ community.
>"This was never our intention, and we are genuinely sorry to have played any part in something that appears to devalue our own community, and have removed these... images from our campaign."
cornwall is fucking shite and there is little to no basis for an independent cornish nation
>>76624165
kek
>>76624149
hello sauna man
>dad owns a second house in Cornwall
>might sell it for millions to another rich Londoner and buy somewhere in the Cotswolds
Who else /richfamalam/ here?
>>76624184
no, Peter Hitchens is a fucking imbecile
>>76624242
scum
>>76624209
LMAO
the absolute state of fags right now
>>76624214
>has its own language
>has its own distinct independent culture
>>76624242
>2 house 2 flat family
>2 of which are in zone 2 London
>6 cars between 5 of us
>>76624242
subhuman filth
>>76624184
>writes for the daily mail
Shan't
imagine if all the independence movements in the uk got what they wanted. scotland, northumberland, yorkshire, wales, london, cornwall, ulster.
it'd be a fucking mess, but it'd be interesting to see.
>>76624280
>cornish language
literally made up gobbledegook
fuck off
>culture
nah fuck off, it's blackpool but they talk funny
>TWENTY days a year holiday
>8 illogically placed days of holiday
With old people living longer these days I dunno if I'll ever inherit anything before I'm 50
Old bastards
>>76624309
UMM ITS ACTUALLY THE MAIL ON SUNDAY WHICH IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT NEWSPAPER
>>76624320
be a libertarians wet dream, innit
>>76624280
>culture
pasties aren't a culture lad. unless it's got mould growing on it WAHEY
must be nice having a rich family
imagine never having to work for anything in your life and still being more successful than 90% of people
>>76624280
>has its own distinct independent culture
hahahahahahahaha
>>76624114
why can't he wear a hat? also why did he sit down like that? very strange series of events
http://metro.co.uk/video/tory-mp-peter-bone-wears-crazy-hat-house-commons-1376641/?ito=vjs-link
ah yes pasties, unemployment and decent beaches
cornish """culture"""
>>76624184
nah
>retirement age is 68
>got another 46 years to go
>only get TWENTY days in each of those years to play with how i please
>>76624345
Don't know if you're joking but this is an awful post.
>>76624363
it is overrated
trust me
>>retirement age is 68
>>76624255
>>76624307
When did /brit/ get such a massive chip on its shoulder? This used to be such a chill place
>>76624395
kill yourself
m8 who's thick as shit and got a 2:2 now works as an accountant 1 year after graduating
his dad was a top banker before retiring at 45
lol
>retirement age is 68
>>76624404
being rich is immoral
>>76624383
So acquire autism or some other mental illness and collect neetbux from wagies. It's much easier to do that there than it is here but people still manage it.
>>76624404
we're coming for you toffs
>>76624401
>>76624418
>work tomorrow everyday for the next 48 years
>>76624404
some of us can only afford small chips, scum
wish England had parties like the DUP and Sinn Fein
>retirement age will likely be increased above 70 in our lifetimes
>>76624418
>only 40 more years
sweet
why do you hate work?
are you a reactionary mayhaps?
Don't worry the government stashed away the North Sea oil money for comfy retirement for all.
>>76624404
it's /pol/ lad, they've ruined everything.
>>76624383
>>76624401
>>76624418
>>76624450
>>76624460
>>76624491
no, just lazy
>>76624501
Seems legit
Shame most NEETs actually spend their 7 day weekend on the couch wanking and getting pissed
>>76611197
>>76611197
>>76611197
WHAT THE FUCK I HATE BARBARA NOW AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>76624395
trust him and trust me as well
>>76624416
Yeah I spent 1 year doing variety of shitty internships and work experience for the career I wanted before giving up. If wasn't from a fortunate family wouldn't have been able to even try for that long without proper income.
just spent 3-4 minutes making a copypasta but i dont want to post until a new thread is made
hop to it please lads
>you will work for the next 46 years
>when you're finally free from work you'll finally have lost all the faculties and energies required to enjoy life and instead what remains of life will be the suffering of fatigues and disease which accompany old age
>you will get 2 days off a week, one of which you'll try to spend catching up on all the personal aspirations you had for yourself and the other you'll spend the entirety of dreading the next day with each passing moment
>you get 8 bank holidays - most of which are in the dead of the winter, the others of which are so crowded and horrible that nothing can properly be enjoyed because of them
>You get 20 days of regular holiday - that's 4 weeks out 52 - during which you have to try to catch up with all the dreams you had of travelling and seeing the world, whilst also sufficiently havign a rest from work - the irony being you probably won't even take every day of it.
and what will you have to show for any of this drudgery?
a deano-new-build? some brand name clothes? having eaten at some nice restaurants? artisanal groceries? a fast car? a bunch of hobby equipment you seldom have the energy to enjoy or the time to use?
>>76624501
except most neets spend their time posting memes on 4chan and wanking, like you're doing right now
>>76624534
fake but she does sleep with people for favour
>>76624551
fuck off tory prick
>>76624558
ok but i wont read it
>>76624567
no one forces you to do any of that.
how do people from rich families deal with the fact that their parents are absolute scum?
>>76624603
based janny
>>76624603
fuck off
>>76624603
jannayyyy
>>76624603
HAHAHAHA
>>76624614
>No one forces you to work
hm
>>76624616
same way working class povvos do with their parents
76624617
76624623
76624625
76624626
baited. look at the post number you utter spackers hahah
>>76624616
Because they aren't you're just a resentful little maggot
This new janny runt
Wonder how long he'll last
is there any beer that gets you piss drunk
>>76624652
OOOH MY GOD SO FUCKKKKKIN EBIN
>>76624637
no one does. and especially not in the defeatist way you described. if you believe your life will be that way then its going to happen that way isn't it, dummy.
is greygoose the prime deano alcohol?
>>76624652
PUNK'D
>>76624567
Or alternatively
>Work really fucking hard for 6 months and spend very little then do whatever the fuck you want for a while after you quit
>>76624668
yeh
76624673
absolutely fuming hahah
>>76624586
I detest partisan politics and I have not voted tory for anything.
Would you please fuck off
dindins
>>76624680
yeah
>>76624680
Coronas, Stella, VKs, Moët and GG are all prime Deano drinks
>only option is to work
we live in a slave society.
working against your will is slavery.
>>76624676
>pay into pension
>don't receive it if i retire early
>literally have money stolen from me
so that's the 68+ retirement age
>weekends
its objectively true you cannot truly become the renaissance man when you only have 2 full days to pursue it.
>bank holidays
objectively shit
>normal holidays
objectively too few.
>>76624656
>make a career fucking over people with no remorse
>not scum
alri Tarquin