anime dab edition
sue
going to go to stratford to look for a gf
Fucking hate anime.
not being funny but if a cow wanted to get brave and start mouthing off to me I'm confident in the knowledge I could turn it to mincemeat with one punch
>>76611478
hate you desu
>>76611277
doubtless the Nonce–man placed that foto for the siamese article.
>>76611389
paying no heed to that payed-for promotional message. I præfer my beef to be real, and not m.r.m. patties.
>>76611468
yuck sket central
>walking around places like highgate and notting hill and seeing literal 10/10s
>>76611481
nah
cows can be pretty dangerous
>>76611487
good, I would be sick to the core if an anime nonce liked me
>“When you saw that old, dilapidated Kuznetsov sailing through the Channel, a few months ago, I think the Russians will look at this ship with a little bit of envy,” Michael Fallon told the Telegraph on Tuesday.
>The Russian Defense Ministry has called the latest Royal Navy aircraft carrier a “big convenient marine target,”
good banter
proud citizen of kekistan
>>76611492
*walks into Whole Foods High Street Kensington*
rah bruv...
feeling sick after taking the decision that will literally decide my future at the last minute without any expert guidance
Might kill the ol' self
Hate anime, hate nig culture, hate forced memes, hate script posters, hate fags, hate commies, hate most niggers in general, hate fat manchildren and people without jobs, hate welfare junkies, hate gays, hate hate hate hate HATE people that drone on about politics but never discuss economics or stocks
love woody harrelson movies
plain as fucking day
>>76611519
good post
are you the kensington lad? how do you afford to live there
how racist is the Paddington bear?
>>76611520
t. A-levels student
>>76611520
don't worry, Theresa says they're going to make a success of it
>>76611521
wrongun
>>76611505
I like both you and anime equally, anon
>>76611481
if you punched a cow in the head as hard as you could you would shatter your hand into bits
Matched with this bird on bumble lads
The chebs on her
destroyed a cow last night (your mum) and could do the same again to any other bovine runtlet
genuinely believe in past lives, reincarnation and karma
bought 2 tops today
pictures to follow
i won't be kowtowing to any farm animal
>>76611572
they probably droop
might review my local chicken shop on the pengest munch app
>>76611532
I'd like to say that I have rich parents or that I'm a self-made millionaire but the reality is that I just used to work in the area
imagine dressing in a rubber cow costume and running through farms being chased by degenerate horny farmers on tractors
hmm. mmh.
>>76611575
pull yer head out yer arse
>>76611575
aha woah, that's fascinating tell me all abo- Dave is that you?
scuse me lad
*walks away from you just as you're preparing a speech on your bizarro shit*
Dave? Alright Dave!
*furiously searches all chicken shop reviews in london under the name of Reuben*
I WILL find him
>>76611552
maybe your spindly little hand with the same structural integrity as a glass spider but my fucking sledgehammers would turn it to ash
choonmasters
>>76611608
crack on son
starting the coke binge early
>>76611608
creative post
you must read a lot
>>76611525
wow thanks
>>76611531
good opinion
>>76611629
shut it, nonce
>>76611584
i dont use this word often but that guy looks very numale
me punching a cow in the stomach
adfghhj
>>76611625
tried coke zero for the first time the other day, was not impressed.
>>76611531
>hate fags
>hate gays
fucking goldfish
>>76611643
ree
can't be arsed to go to work today
there is literally nothing to do
>>76611659
there isn't a thing to do here in this dimension except for toil at dawn
we were literally put here (literally) to reproduce and work and keep doing that indefinitely
it's beautiful, god's handiwork
>>76611659
what happened to the german work ethic we hear so much about?
>Hey Anon why are you so bigoted?
>tfw people and especially women tend to think I'm ~35 but I'm only 28
>coursemates way back when I started uni thought I was some older student in my late 20s when I was the same age as them
>>76611685
it's german work ethnic now
>>76611647
so you're the bastard who removed the the 93rd to 99th floors of ground coke zero
>>76611685
it's a meme always has been
germans don't really seem to work any harder than other western nationalities
>>76611686
>>76611694
>yanks
bless them, what are they like?
thailads real name is connor
>>76611686
would not shag a single one of those hambeasts even if they begged me for it
>>76611625
You will never know what it feels like to pay $350 for a gram of coke. Count yourself lucky
>>76611629
you're welcome. also be mindful of them at night, they sleep standing up, generally wont wake, but if you get close and startle one it'll batter you. i'm sure you've heard of cow tipping.
worst nut:
walnut
best nut:
hazelnut
>>76611694
>$3.33
>rollback
>WTC 7 as the sprite display
truly bonkers to think the architect of this wal-mart display works with mossad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K977NxGhyU
Going to watch this for the next 12 hours.
last night i found a techno club, hung out with the djs then pulled
think my normification is nearly complete
>>76611688
my situation is the complete reverse. i'm 25 but could pass for a high schooler fairly easily.
>>76611610
backed hard
>>76611726
How did WTC7 fall down if nobody drinks sprite?
Checkmate, squares.
>>76611720
>i'm sure you've heard of cow tipping.
I have, how do people tip them without being battered?
>>76611716
the one at the end is cute and doesn't look overweight and she also looks somewhat polite and not shriekish
would
>>76611738
I haven't been asked for an ID when buying alcohol since I was 15.
>>76611767
they'll have to get your next of kin to identify you after i heem u m8
>>76611747
they're cows not savage wildebeest mate
they are domestic
JUST
think you lot are really milking that cow post
>>76611797
Yes, so I'm told but he said if you startle them whilst they're sleeping they'll batter you. I assume you just have to be gentle and quiet about it.
>>76611805
small houses are comfier
>>76611747
have to really get it with some force, the trick is two kids run and push it at the same time. i never did it though, it's a cunt thing to do and the cows can break their legs, then the crows peck their eyes out in the morning
>>76611805
>better than Russia, similar to Sweden and Italy
Surprisingly not as nightmarishly shit as I've been lead to believe.
i found out his name not through doxxing but by his personality, the sound of his voice and my ability of clairvoyance. i am an Advanced Being you see
speaking of which why is it 'mice' but not 'hice'?
>>76611583
Your mum probably drooped you on your head
>>76611805
what?
a big house a silly meme
hoarders need to fuck off
>>76611694
When the London Bridge attack happened my mum sent me the pic related photo she took when we were in London a few months earlier.
put too much garlic in the bolognese yesterday
farts, sweat and finger all still REEK of it
>had my '30-inch meat feast pizza with a side of tendies and a 2ltr coke just waiting for me on the kitchen table when I get up' dream again this morning
utter suffering
>>76611833
who, thailad?
>>76611820
oh :(
I've learned a lot cows thank you. Also business idea: cow stabilisers
>>76611833
ree Mystic Meg pls stop
>>76611865
it would be a big step up from uncooked potatoes
why yes I'll need a giant house to store all of my useless junk that I never use
>>76611861
This is Tim levels of paranoia
http://truebluetest.me/
time to run the gauntlet gentlemen
>>76611805
BAH
>>76611865
had a dream where I had an Indian fwb with a huge bum
never really been attracted to Indian birds but that all changed after this morning
Literal runt slave mentality
>>76611879
>>76611531
pretty solid opinions tbqh
>>76611861
savage
beaut_pics
>>76611879
COPE
>>76611433
>>76611487
>>76611545
I wanna fuck an anime girl in THE ASS!
weird how the victorians had their own council housing
>>76611879
don't make me crush you with my rolled up newspaper!
want to start investing in cryptocurrency and have some dosh to spare, but I've only ever invested in really stable commodity related stocks before.
>>76611860
*takes away your small house and gives you an even smaller house*
>>76611935
>>76611920
Genuinely think nonces are like 60% of the population
>>76611945
FOB
>>76611887
I'm basically a Rasheed, time to kill myself
>>76611935
so much banter associated with this update haha can't wait to see what the lads catch each other doing
>>76611887
would love to meet a nonce in real life so I could reposition his head with a brick
why are there so many house shares these days?
why aren't there enough affordable flats?
https://www.reddit.com/r/amiugly/comments/6k6h4x/17_f/?st=j4i6i7u9&sh=4b648181
>>76611643
cow has a puzzled look on its face
>>76611875
yep 4 stomachs and very bad for the astmosphere too.
>>76611945
coiner here
if you don't want trade or learn ta, just put about 5000 in BTC and ETH for longterm
eventually you should try to watch the trends to just jump into a mooning new coin and jump right out with stop-limit orders so that you get 2-3x gains real easy.
the goal of the game is to collect as many btc as possible, have fun
going to germany this august and may just not come back
back from my morning news reading
>shoot husband in the chest prank gone wrong
>woman opens nappy to find circumcision
>>76611981
>/r/amiugly
ah yes
>>76611738
i'm nearly 30 and look like a teenager
especially when i shave my face pubes off
i suppose it's a blessing
Is it worth buying a PS4 pro if I only have a small 720p tv?
>>76611928
meant for >>76611877
though frankly you deserve the same so just wait here til I get back please
VERY bored 2bh
might go outside
>>76612015
mate TVs cost nothing these days whats wrong with you
>>76611997
absolute state of some people's lives ey
anyway time for my morning diazepam/amphetamine combination
>>76611991
>ETH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiXS_jjJYY8
>>76611948
say that to my face not online and see what happens
>>76612020
and do what?
>>76612015
Pure runt life
>>76612015
it upscales 1440p to 4K. So, obviously not. Spend the money on a better TV first, or, with the combined money of a ps4 pro and a nice TV, build a PC instead
>>76611887
>>76612041
don't know
any ideas
>>76611887
*tips akubra and gets killed by a stingray*
10 years since the first iphone
fuck me time flies
>>76612051
Got more than you by guessing lmao
>>76612060
>fuck me time flies
wonder how many times Ive died before
will we meet ourselves again at the end of time
only love knows
>>76612032
bitcoin plummeted like 6-8 weeks ago too. it comes with the territory of being such an easy way to make money.
>>76612054
go for a walk near a reservoir.
>>76612075
I was guessing most of them too
>>76612032
absolutely screaming at that video
need a fucken POO
>>76612060
the iPhone 8 looks PENG
the iphone is better than any phone
>tories spend over a billion to get the DUP on their side
surely that money could have been better spent?
>>76612108
ya reckon
man I wish I had all my computer shit here
have a great GPU card and a few older ones as well, could be making a nice trickle of dosh if I set them all up to mine coins
would love to test some of the weak chins in this thread
>>76612089
i just got the S8 and it's sxc af desu
>>76612081
don't have a car
want to invest in coins but have no money
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/councillor-adrian-schrinner-sparks-debate-with-mp-mark-bailey-over-brisbanes-helmet-laws-20170628-gx0vmg.html
legitimately grim that queensland runtoids still get arrested for not wearing a helmet when they go cycling
>>76612130
Just ask your 'rents to turn it on and remote connect to it.
>>76612142
same
no bank account either
>>76612135
walk
>>76612060
>>76612089
>ipoop shills in /bri/t
>>76612145
literal definition of a nanny state
iphone
>>76612145
only runtoids cycle in the first place. however, it is retarded for the government to have state supported bike rental systems in the CBD that cannot be used legally unless you bring your own helmet
imagine being a queeslander
boggles the mind
>>76612145
they should be law, no logical reason why not.
Wish I was a cute anime girl generalissimo during WW1 desu
>>76612155
bit of a distance
>>76612108
this is what would happen every election if we had proportional representation haha
>>76612151
my computer equipment is all stored up at my parents house and I don't want them touching it
might be easier to build a mining rig here since electricity is cheap as piss and so are computer parts
>>76611513
Kill yourself
>1 seeder on JAV
reeeeeee
>>76612205
all me
>>76612203
shadilay!
>>76612200
*drains your power grid*
>>76611513
alri sargie
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-40420511
further proof that brits are just yanks in denial
watched the joe rogan podcast with sargon lads
cannot fathom being a grown man and encompassing your life around youtube drama, then acting superior about it desu.
boggles the brain cells
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unaSEpEaIkU
new KKB
crushed by how good this is desu
business idea: make a million pounds
>>76612200
If it's anything like here you'll be able to pick out some fucking bargin great tier second hand parts from the right kind of places.
>>76612240
good old russia
tube kot
>>76611887
11/20
;-;
Quite proud of knowing what a leadership spill was though, it's a fucking weird term.
>>76612203
Praise Kek you cuck, /brit/ is a magapede general.
>>76612239
he gets money from rational skeptical 15 year olds for being epic
will youtube drama be apart of our generations history?
i still can't believe KSI made a comeback. oh and i will NEVER forgive the fine bros for reaction world
>>76612259
that's not the tube you fucking moron
>>76612270
enjoy this image immensely
>>76612253
you can but I haven't investigated things much
>>76612279
shut up its within the oyster zone
>>76612270
you just KNOW...
kot tube
>>76612264
it's the arrogance with which he surrounds himself. he's a grown man arguing about the lives of other youtube personalities, and acting like it's some big war while wearing a "praise kekistan" shirt and getting caught in his own logic numerous times.
>>76611887
14/20. honorary bruce.
>>76612287
You've got that to look forward to then.
train kot
>>76612290
>>76612259
if this were a stray dog people would be running away from it because it'd be dirty and dangerous
but it's a cat so people know it's clean and safe and cute
thus proving that cats > dogs
>>76612290
clearly a southern trains overground station you wanker
>>76612239
if I was getting a few grand a month for sitting on my fat arse uploading 2-3 videos a week I'd say whatever the hell nonsense imaginable whether or not I even believe it myself
>>76612313
are there any films from thailand better or as good as chocolate, the raid 1 and 2, headshot?
>>76611887
sorry what language is that in
>>76612315
anyone who lets their cats go outside should be executed
I feel like I'm so disconnected from pop-culture because I don't know a single thing about any "youtube personality"
>>76612341
shemales of bangkok 3
sweet jesus
I normally hate "diet" drinks, but dr pepper zero is fucking delicious
shouldn't drink too much of this though, might obliterate my third eye with all the aspartame in it
>>76612357
fantastic post
>>76612341
Ong-Bak?
>>76612341
>asking a nonce for film recs
risky
>>76612372
and apart from that too. seen that also
>>76612369
it's too late, your pineal gland is done for
>>76612304
Think he was wearing that ironically mate. Also doesn't he mostly talk about culture war shit and not just other youtubers?
>>76612384
ah well, may as well drink the rest of this then
>tfw when you are life is a complete waste
tried dr pepper once, tasted like nothing more than nasty sewer water.
>>76612336
Spotted the Drumpfkin!
https://www.businessinsider.com.au/bacteria-from-faeces-found-in-starbucks-costa-and-caffe-nero-ice-drinks-2017-6
hope you enjoy drinking poo x
>>76612381
hmm.. king naresuan is alri
Think you're gay as fuck like a fish stick
>>76612404
t. Vegemite enthusiast
>>76612428
vegemite >>>> dr pooper
>>76612428
only runts don't like yeast extract
piss off mammi old boy you cunt
put sewage water in all of the soda bottles at the 7/11 I work at
what's gay about fish sticks
i eat them all the time and i'm not gay
>>76612403
The tide rises, the tide falls,
The twilight darkens, the curlew calls;
Along the sea-sands damp and brown
The traveller hastens toward the town,
And the tide rises, the tide falls.
Darkness settles on roofs and walls,
But the sea, the sea in the darkness calls;
The little waves, with their soft, white hands,
Efface the footprints in the sands,
And the tide rises, the tide falls.
The morning breaks; the steeds in their stalls
Stamp and neigh, as the hostler calls;
The day returns, but nevermore
Returns the traveller to the shore,
And the tide rises, the tide falls.
Who /muckybastard/ here?
>>76612411
Fecal microbiota is good for you.
>>76612453
dr pepper tastes like deep heat lotion smells
>>76612462
haha yeah my tracksuit bottoms are covered
haha what a runt
>>76612463
hello Prasad
>>76612391
no, he was wearing it completely unironically. he says the movement is based on irony and inspired by the ridiculousness of the left or something, but wearing the shirt was not ironic.
as for the culture war stuff, everything inevitably ends up back on youtube personalities. in the first two hours, he spoke about anita sarkessian, lacy green, lacy greens bf (cant remember what he said his name was), pewdiepie and one other guy who i cant remember. a lot of what he said really did fold back into youtube as he expanded further on it, and rogan had to stop him numerous times and get him to explain who the youtuber was. he went on about anita for like 30 minutes in total.
i did enjoy him getting caught in his own arguments, which rogan surprisingly called him out on
>>76612473
I'd compare it to germolene
(which I quite like the smell of)
>>76612478
doesn't discredit his book. he won a marginal seat
>>76612463
why don't you order a literal iced coffee made with 50% human excrement next time then
>>76612443
>>76612444
*tips Sitar*
my good Sirs
Hello everyone, I'm the numbers wizard
What kind of trick do you want to see today?
(me fucking off isn't a trick)
>>76612356
i'm being ironic desu
>drinking anything other than activated almond water
literally club yourselves over the head with your t-rex leg bones you grunting neanderthals
>>76612501
very bent
>>76612488
how to win a marginal seat: be in a party on an upswing
>>76612501
>tfw accidentally ate peanuts before they were powered
i never talk so people assume i'm retarded
they're half correct
could honestly heem any poster here without breaking a sweat
>>76612494
Hi Numbers Wizard, I'm a big fan of doubles but haven't found the doubles that really scream "good taste" Do you know what I mean? If so could you show me some tasteful doubles?
>>76612501
>not activated almond milk
Things i drink
tea
coffee
water
beer
i have been known to have a coke with junk food but only on a blue moon
bl nasdwer blerghgfgh be pere assuefsa fm fgdfrtded
they're half correct
>>76612501
>activated almonds
That is so 2015
feeling a cheeky tesco meal deal today
>>76612548
get prawn mayo
only 7 likes on that pic
might just delete it now and re upload it later today to garner more attention
>>76612494
hey could you show me that 0.999 recurring is equal to 1
my fb profile pic got taken down earlier. gutted
>>76612529
try again poofter
>>76612451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrQWhFysPKY
kind of wish I could start using tumblr instead of 4chan because I've always got on better with girls . not as a bf or a gay friend. they're just nice and don't punch you in the dick randomly
ordered a pizza for the low price of $30
>>76612559
does that work
>>76612559
FONT
i enjoy fish's dicks
>>76612244
KKB are so hit and miss
enjoy Flamingo, enjoy Break, fancy the bird, rate the lad's garms in this video - that's it
SIMPLE AS
>>76612579
*punches you in the dick*
>>76612579
i want to just upload collages to tumblr all day but to get your posts seen in tags you need to follow people or something and i don't give a fuck about anyone else on tumblr unless they're talking to/about me, so i never did it.
BOOM
>>76612579
go take your estrogen pills sissy
dr pepper is the only acceptable fizzy soda pop drink to me, along with lilt
>>76612259
hello r/CasualUK
>>76612355
the cat lives at the station mate
>>76612627
7up in a fix, everything else is filth
>>76612575
i don't listen to (c)rap
>>76612485
Did not watch the interview but youtubers like Anita hold sway over a lot of people's opinion so to act like they aren't important is pretty idiotic. Some of these youtubers can reach millions of people. Pretty sure Sargon doesn't just talk about youtubers in his actual content.
>>76612604
ummm fuck off retard those aren't even in their top 5 tracks
>>76612639
'ilay!
>>76612488
it quite clearly states that he lost it
my cat goes outside because his quality of life is higher running around fields and that than stuck in a house all the time
off to smoke a rollie
hope I get killed by a freak lightning stike
>>76612658
hope you're drawn and quartered
>>76612644
never said he did, but when you're going on something like rogan, what you want to talk about comes out a lot easier.
he admitted he's made around 30 videos about anita alone iirc
>>76612658
well, we havent fully bred out the cat's wild instincts, it feels the need to hunt and tear small animals' throats out even if it gets a regular food supply
>>76612666
nice
>>76612643
t: assburger
>>76612655
shlomo
reckon the lads in KKB have shagged Sarah as a drunken mistake?
at least fingered her surely?
>>76612658
my cat doesn't go outside anymore because he beat the shit out of all the runt cats and people came to the door
not my fault they can't take the maine coon claw, meow shit get hit.
>>76612658
My cat's old and deaf and doesn't like going outside
they just go out onto the decking in the back garden and watch the birds for a bit before having a poo in the neighbour's garden
uh yeah dat way
>>76612692
nah
>>76612683
finland is aspergers: the country
>>76612658
cool, really glad your runt animal kills local wildlife so it doesnt feel claustrophobic
>>76612658
this upsets the birdcucks
>>76612563
That's the MATHS wizard, but you can do so using calculus
>>76612530
I've always enjoyed double doubles
>>76612692
nah she too busy getting #CRUSHED
>>76612683
>I listen to degenerate tripe made by darkies I've never seen irl
>t. paska
choose both
>>76612612
don't have any idea how the (you)s work there
>>76612714
that doesn't mean you're not one
>>76612702
>>76612736
Jamie definitely has
>>76612745
>made by darkies
You didn't even open the video.
The white man is better at everything
>>76612748
i probably have at least mild assburgers 2bh
i don't see what it has to do with fish sticks and rap music though
>>76612566
howling
>>76612774
>the white man is better at everything
>>76612187
does this not strike you as like
retarded