/brit/

bog fart

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>>76609044
Amime

text on the chon looks weird today

anyone else

>>76609044
Me on the left

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the greatest prime minister

>>76609061
>destroying a $500+ gpu for a few shitcoins
retard

>>76609080
>destroying
You have no clue wtf you're talking about

>s.JD

>>76609044
an awful edition

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>>76609089
no

superior edition here
>>76609082
OP, show some fucking initiative.

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sue

>>76609044
>>76609096
mate why are you posting drawings depicting underage school girls? are you a nonce or something?

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moving out today
better start packing

the ol' depression kicking in

>>76609136
wher 2

>>76609150
york uni

>>76609150
home (grove street)

>>76609150
10 downing street

>>76609158
oh right i thought you meant you were the owner of a new castle

>>76609169
don't quite understand this post honestly

>>76609183
I do

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>why yes that'll be £2.5 million please

the fucking STATE of london

going on a date today with a jewish girl

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wish i had a tap on my desk which he just pours the tea

>>76609234
are you jewish

>>76609262
no

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>>76608867
[cбивaєт Taйcкиє лeтaтeльными aппapaтaми]

>>76609262
yes

>>76609262
im a roman catholic but no im not from rome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rate my joke

just saw a nigger wanking in the toilet at 1:30am

>>76609348
stop looking in the mirror

might be getting a kitten will he be friends with my other cat

fuck drumpf

honestly starting to think alex jones might not be that bad

he's not even right wing desu, opposed most republicans and only supported Trump because he thinks he's an outside agent who wants to dismantle the pedo elites

hmmm

even if he's a whacko, at least his intentions are good and a lot of what he claims can be backed up

ah yes /brit/ is dead

I hereby claim this thread under the law of Terra Nullius

I hereby claim this thread under Martial law

>>76609460
Alex is alri, over the top, presents some pretty out there theories as fact, but his heart is in the right place and his aims seem to be noble.

might post a picture of Brendan Fraser with the caption "off to work lads" in about 15 mins

>>76609591
but that would be disingenuous as you do not work
no, on the contrary
you are not employed

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rate the cut

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You arrive in Bodmin

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Feel like pure shit just want him back x

i hate australians with a burning passion

>>76609820
alri moot

>>76609820
guess I know where all the Canadians came from then hahaha

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been off my 'xiety meds for two weeks to see how i fare and it's not gone well
getting my 'scription refilled today

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>>76609829

>>76609846
how much will that cost you lol

I stand with the mighty Venezuela

>>76609854
laughed at this but I wish I didn't

>>76609820
i wish i was an australian

>>76609861
$1

>>76609841
stop bullying me
i have 5 children

you used to call me on my

>>76609897
alri habib

>>76609897
alri rajesh

>>76609913
it's Shadee

>>76609927
alri shasheed

>>76609910
landline

amber leaf 3 in 1 please boss

>>76609959
what should I talk to a gril in bangkok about
anything good going on

>Anonymous 06/29/17(Thu)09:23:59 No.76609945

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>>76608371
>wireless headphones.
>getting hot ears
>not listening from speakers alltime e'ry time

bitch

what's the capital of thailand?
john LENNON
*punches you in the willy*

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>anime

>>76609984
uh, they're starting construction on the soon to be biggest building in the city and it's quite ugly.

>>76610066
based aussies btfo chinks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiLpFG5uUc0

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who here /feet/

was on a train before and saw a sign that said "please do not bring any firearms or explosives on the train"

well no fucking shit

>>76610096
Those sodding nose rings. Why tho?

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>76610132
cuckio? nah, haven't heard of it. was it any good?

saw baby driver yesterday
it was actually kino

>>76610132
not i

>>76609520
that pro'ly reqires a change of case, but I can't find enough energy to find the correct one.

dickhead fucks get fucked

fat feminist is complaining about stupid stuff in work lads

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>>76610105
see this quite a lot.

>>76610178
feminists are always fat and ugly desu lad. probably because they can't get a shag from a handsome 190cm lad. roastie sluts lmao

Built a steambox for about 350 euro.

A4 5050, gt 1030 and 8gb ram

Shouldn't have cheaped out on the cpu. Its not bad as the TV I use it on is 720p but it visibly struggles on CPU reliant games like dark souls and final fantasy 13. Tales of zestiria runs fine though

haven't started packing yet

>>76610192
reddit

>>76610204
Get on the fucking ball, you ***** ******!

Fuck's sake, the glass dildo and magical mushrooms aren't going to fly themselves.

>s. JD

>>76610192
You should checkout cemu, fantastic for a current gen emu.

>>76609210
Depending on the area that would be a nice doer-upper desu

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>>76610004
[poisonously gasses thy people]

>>76610249

Doubt my shitbox would handle it

>>76610249
>Cemu is not intended for general use yet.
wish I knew where you lived so I could come and heem you

>>76610257
not for 2.5 million

>>76610272
It would, you might need a shader precache but it's so so good. I've played through Super Mario 3D world almost perfectly.
https://youtu.be/PR2sQvnr60s
>>76610278
Many games are fully playable.

Find it absolutely hilarious when pencil necked spastics on /brit/ try and act like Billy big bollocks when I know that if we ever had the displeasure of meeting in real life I'd have already introduced their teeth to their oesophagus before they could breathe a word in my direction

>>76610281
No not for 2.5 but my point still stands

There's a few of these near my office in Kensington that have been done up and they look proper comfy

>>76610295
ever played super cuckio 3d?

>>76610316
yeh

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Literal goddess

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Anyone seen any nonce lately?

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>>76610272
just buy a PlayStoation and stop bitching about "muh p.c. emulators", JESUS.

>>76610330
not i

Can you lads stop all that effin' and jeffin' ?

lads what's your favourite thing?

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Karen should be bullied

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>>76610363
primus

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*Waits in line for the latest BoXstation 7 interactive flick with pixel grapphixs on laserdisk*

>>76610363
anime

>>76610340

Where did I bitch?

>>76610374
Pick one up for me, lad?

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buenos dias..

morning lads
morning nonce

>>76610405
>morning nonce
alri

>>76609210
These types of houses are only found in mayfair/kensington hence the price

they can be quite large inside

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working at home today lads

>>76610383
these questions have gotten old t.b.h.
I cannot fathom why all the fuss just to play PS games on a p.c.
Just buy the console or take it to >>>/g/

>>76610402
weird innit

>>76610426
is he ok?

quite worried about the recent increase in nonces

>>76610426
is he ok

>>76610180
Why no durians

Note to self: blacklist ekans0vi and give the British ex-pat your dropbox link.

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Working at work today lads

>>76610438
>>76610452
Do not understand these posts.

>>76610466
>blacklist ekans0vi
still don't know how to do this

need a job
how do you get one?

>>76610461
they have an extremely strong smell that lingers

>>76610491
doing what, or what can you do?

>>76610514
got a good degree but no skills

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>>76610480

>>76609846
>falling for the placebo

loooooool

Has anybody on here placed a bet on the final toll of deaths in the fire of Kensington?
I reckon 125 or greater.

>>76610431
Don't see why it bothers you, it's been like 6 posts over the last 2 hours.

>>76610541
not a placebo lad
it's a mild anti-psychotic

>>76610446
>thainonce posts here
>people reply to him instead of ignoring him
>50% of posters lick his arse
>other nonces see how well he's treated
>think that maybe this is the place for a nonce to post
>/brit/ becomes a nonce haven

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>>76610529

>>76610544
they said they're not releasing it till 2018

Mental how the working people of the uk are told by a bunch of tax dodging corporatist elite to hate the fact that the poor and needy receive state assisstant.

The tories go on about the virtues of hard work, whilst putting their policymaking power up for sale to a bunch of hedgefund managers and corporatists who probably went to the same independent schools as them. As evidenced by the beecroft report.

Hate the aspirant middleclass. They are biggest serfs

>>76610556
>it's not a placebo lad

oh my dayyyyysssss lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>76610556
can't even imagine you saying 'lad' with your gimpy Minnesotan accent

if you ever had the stones to breathe that within a thirty mile radius of me I would not only screech with laughter but I'd take a 4 ft drillbit, string you up by a tree and drill through your kneecaps into your lungs so that you drowned in your own blood

here's an idea, buy a grade 2 listed 19th century property, sit in the cellar every day and slowly develop cancer from the asbestos you absolute capri-sun

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>>76610558

ah yes americans
*pronounces things like an irishman with a whiney german accent*
hey fellow LAADS how y'all doin?

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>Hate the aspirant middleclass. They are biggest serfs

>>76610486
you can just download ublock now, the based developer added it to the blacklist after the hysteria on the chon.

>>76610622
doesn't even show up anymore

Does my nut in hiro blocked all vpns

>>76610622
hmm I've had ublock origins for ages, will it auto update?

>A 19-year-old from Norman County, Minnesota, has been charged with manslaughter after accidentally shooting her boyfriend while filming a YouTube video, BuzzFeed News reports. The woman, Monalisa Perez, was arrested on Monday night after calling 911 to report the accident. Her boyfriend, Pedro Ruiz, was 22.

>The couple was filming a video in which Ruiz was attempting to prove that a book would be able to shield him from a bullet, according to a criminal complaint obtained by BuzzFeed News. Ruiz was holding a book, apparently a “hardcover encyclopedia,” in front of his chest when Perez shot him.

>in front of his chest

umm

>>76610592
Looks like sam hyde

>>76610647
To this day I've never actually seen it for myself.
>>76610650
I don't know, check the settings for an update button.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XNcgxL9cnY4

listening to this peng tune in 320 on peng new earphones in bed with full bass boost

>>76610527
degree in what?
However with a degree it doesn't matter really. Send you CV to people like Amex, EDF, big blue chips with large UK presence. You will get a pull off one of them if you keep pushing. Be prepared to move, be prepared to take a job that isn't quite what you want. Once you are in the door the internal jobs are open to you. Same for temping among these companies, you often get to see all the unadvertised jobs.

>>76610622
check and make sure RIGHT NOW that it's ublock origin, not just ublock

>>76610671
>Once you are in the door the internal jobs are open to you
hmm not him but always wondered how this worked

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>Fearing secular nationalism backed by Nasser would spread, Britain waged war on Yemen in the 60s in collaboration with Saudis. 200,000 died.

are we the baddies?

>>76610671
masters in physics
dont really want to do finance desu seems a bit depressing

>>76610679
I think it's fair to say it's Ublock Origin judging by google results.

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I hope the Ransomware virus shuts down all the internet and destroys civilization

>>76610688
usually jobs are advertised there first on the intranets, then if no takers and HR dont know of anyone they want to ask to apply then it goes outside. putting it on jobsites costs so internal is always tried first unless there are caveats.

why does listening to amazing music make you feel like a king?

why does watching certain films make you so confident at the end?

>>76610698
im going to try raf officer but its solid so if that falls through then try as airman which is also fairly difficult if that falls through try for some horrid office shit if that falls through try tesco if that falls through see if any local call centres are hiring

>>76610735
hmm fascinating did not know this

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I found this animated re-construction of the nonce's earlier actions in the U.K.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wkGUtCOxPA

>>76610738
>watching certain films make you so confident at the end
this has never happened. what film should i watch to be confident pls

>>76610738
FONT

>>76610769
Gladiator

>>76610769
The 40 year old virgin

>>76610698
well you need to start applying to places that use physics, engineering, that kind of thing. or make youtube videos, people eat up physics vids nowadays. if you want to specialise, you need to learn your industry inside out. we cant help you unless one of us works with physics in an industry, its not an easy one for an outsider to understand where you would need to look.

>>76610769
films that focus on people

you've never had that feeling after leaving the cinema?

>>76610769
Badlands

>>76610660
Not a big fan of gun control, but maybe people should have to take an IQ test and prove they aren't mentally retarded.

>>76610806
reddit

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I am NOT to be touched!

alt-J are great q

Hate working
Envy neets

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>>76610592

>>76610816
*respects her without giving it a second thought*

>>76610756
another good one is ask your parents, family members , mates or whatever to keep an eye on their intranets if they work somewhere big/corporate even if they live elsewhere UK. internal jobs arent just for internal applicants usually. a tip from a current employee is usually enough to get you at least a stab at something.

>>76610833
had a math teacher that had this same fat fucking face. it was a female too

>>76610852
maths

>>76610842
so advertised jobs are essentially 100 people fighting for scraps

learning about cryptocurrency
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptographic_nonce

People who just stop when they get to the top or bottom of a set of public stairs are the dumbest shits

>>76610859
moi moffs professa

ever feel like parts of your body are going numb when you're going to sleep and that you are about to die and then you bolt awake?

>>76610877
spit on their backs or the back of their trousers

>>76610877
give them a nasty stair

>>76610883
betta

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These are your average Australians. Say hi

>>76610887
No but I do randomly jolt during my sleep

I can predict the jolts about 5s before they happen

Also had an anxiety attack during a dream which was fucking weird

Hate working
Envy neets
>>76610871
No because they sometimes dont have the person therein, so immediately go external

>>76610887
got lots of veins that stick out, always feel like i'm lying on them squashing them and bits of me are getting numb and dying from lack of blood when i'm falling asleep.

>>76610842
FOB
nepotism is cancer desu

>>76610871
even for shitty retail jobs its better to just take whatever and work through your initial probation then apply internally for something better
as much as it sounds like dumb dad advice, it is better to get your foot in the door unless you have exceptionally unique skills (you don't)

>>76610871
sometimes, but not always. sometimes they already have the candidate but they need to show they have interviewed X people because their internal processes denand it. But this is not always the case, mostly its going to be advertised on jobserve or whatever because they need new blood, companies you see expanding in the news are good ones as they need X new bums on seats not just internal promotion. Plus if people get promted internally because someone else left there is alwayss going to be one position left for outsiders at the end as one has left..

>>76610842
is this intranet thing only large companies then? do they literally have an internal Internet with an internal careers site?

>>76610916
that sounds bloody awful

>>76610925
that sounds bloody awful

Me: racism is bad.

White girls: ???

Me: henlo u smol beans, teh racism makes me a heckin sad pupper

White girls: say no more, we'll stop.

Never heard of this intranet thing

>foot in the door

ah yes I certainly need to get my foot in the door at mcdonalds so that I can get my dream position - mcdonalds manager

>>76610912
ah yes, Australian infrastructure

>>76610929
yep, plus forums, chat functions, company news, share price trackers that sort of thing. whatever it decide to shoehorn into it.

>>76610943
underage redditor

first day of new toil in 71 minutes lads

unironically had about 3 hours sleep

>>76610943
would heem your runtoid ass if i ever saw you in real life

>>76610963
I know you are but what am I?

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>dream
>job

>>76610962
"whatever IT" not "it" stupid caps

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

taking a thulean perspective

>>76610943
weeing at this post

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>shelving requested items for 6 hours, back is about to break
>see this out of the corner of my eye

always look on the bright side of life

alri thailad

alri

>>76611013
>Gabriella van Runt

absolutely screaming imagining the spastics in this thread

>>>/v/382199164

>>76611032
ah yes, german humour

>>76611019
ah yes, very applicable to real life, them

might call martin shkreli today and talk to him about crypto

>>76611013
did you take this as your drove past or what mate?

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found this photo of thailad

>>76611013
weird surnames

>>76610916
>>76610913
nah it's like that personified. where it feels like my heart stops. also i get sleep paralysis, where i am conscious, but cannot move, unable to open my eyes or move a single muscle. when this happens i get auido hallucinations where people call my name, my phone rings off the hook, people shout fire, i'm conscious though so i know it's not real, but the panic is real

>>76611013
Leave a love not in one of the books =3

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>>76611051
nah my phone camera is just dogshit

on break now anyway

>>76611074
hmm I've never experienced sleep paralysis

I know the worst is having visual hallucinations of demons etc

very very hungry but dont have any food in

>>76611019
>just learned to play guitar on guitar hero

>>76611085
me hiding in the cabinet

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>im a librarian

hope I never get sleep paralysis.

>>76611105
late fees are theft

>>76611111
sincerely hope you do x

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>hanging out with ''friends''
>they talk openly to eachother about their sexual experiences
>feel like they're taunting me

Fastest way to ruin my day

>>76611105
least he has a job you disgusting NEET

hope my flatmate won't eat the scotch eggs i've saved in the fridge

>>76611111
Everyone has it at least once

>>76611114
good post

>>76611095
the hallucinations, audio or visual are always stressful in nature, alwas pushing you to wake up before something bad happens to you. like i say though, i am conscious, i'm always aware when it's happening. sometimes when i eventually wake up, if i drift off back to sleep soon after, it happens again

>>76611128
not if you don't sleep on your back

have had plenty of anxiety attacks
yet to have a panic attack and sleep paralysis

>>76611111
hope you get permanent paralysis you horrible little nonce

>>76611119
You're so self centered

>>76611128
hmm, perhaps
>>76611141
I always sleep on my side and just looked up if you can get it whilst on your side, apparently you can.

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>>76611105
least im giving back to the community lad

had to do these ones three times in 40 minutes because some runtoid was continually ruining the order

>>76611085
has an orgANIC CHEMSITRY VIBE going on

>>76611158
sleep on your stomach

great picture of a butt on /ck/ right now

>>76611142
what's the difference between an anxiety and a panic attack

I always sleep on my front stretched out like a starfish

>>76611085
nice manual espresso machine. have a similar one in my kitchen, literally just made a coffee with it

>>76611163
>sleep on your stomach
not like you needed that neck anyways

>>76611171
tax dollars at work x

What kind of nonce would chop part of a baby's dick off?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-40420511

>>76611167
is google down

>>76611163
that's fine too.. can never get to sleep on my back for some reason.

>>>/ck/9107199

always sleep on my back with my arms across my chest like a vampire

>>76611164
HOOTING and MOOING and BLEATING at the sight of this

https://i.4cdn.org/ck/1498719098778.jpg

>>76611171
>literally just made a coffee with it

FOY

>>76611186
>'Half circumcised'
lol

is stefflon don overrated?

>>76611200
>yanks

grim

what else needs to be said really

>>76611187
*smacks your head off*
dunno but you are

>>76611196
that's really spoopy

>>76611196

Occasionally I wake up with my arms straight up in the air like a mummy coming out of its tomb.

found some weird caterpillar insects in my bedframe so slept on my sofa

taking a bath has to be the gayest thing in the fucking world

tried to take a bath after getting a massage today and I took a ton of epsom salts and doused them under the spigot.

i sat their for fifteen minutes just staring and thinking . feel embarrassed for myself

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accidentally wrote Thailand as Thailad in an email to the MD lads

>>76611241
state of you

can't even take a comfy bath without starting to doubt your sexuality

>>76611200
to summarise from just that small label

>we pay our staff fuck all
>they don't give a shit about the job
>please tip regardless of service or else
>lots of our staff get robbed
>please don't rob our staff
>if you rob our staff you will likely get away with less than $20
>don't tip more than $20

land of the free

>>76611241
know for a fact you're a yank impostor because real yanks don't even know what spigots are

you're all spackers, I am the only non-spacker person in this thread

just look at the state of you lot
>>76611232
mutant
>>76611241
yank
>>76611237
disgusting
>>76611212
wrong side of the planet
>>76611207
foren
>>76611189
nonce
>>76611247
get a fucking grip

>"Birds that are born in a cage think that freedom is a crime"

hmmm makes you think

>>76611259
rasheed

>>76611241
>>76611247
Enjoyed these posts.

https://tr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brendan_Fraser

https://ro.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brendan_Fraser

https://th.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%B9%80%E0%B8%9A%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%99%E0%B9%81%E0%B8%94%E0%B8%99_%E0%B9%80%E0%B8%9F%E0%B8%A3%E0%B9%80%E0%B8%8B%E0%B8%AD%E0%B8%A3%E0%B9%8C


>that photo

>>76611256

They're free to take another job.

sometimes i find myself groaning like a zombie when i wake up

>>76611269
It's almost like 'freedom' and 'crime' are social constructs.

came in a black benz left in a white one

sometimes i find myself howling like a banshee when I read my old posts

>>76611270
oh ho ho ho yeah that was definitely worth spending AU$50 worth of bandwidth on uploading you stupid runtoid scrotlet

reply to me again and I'll crush your head under a concrete block

The ASO of the Thai script.

It looks exactly like it sounds.. loud and flamboyant.

>>76611277
creasing

>>76611302
sign of mental illness

>>76611302
grim

I met some cows the other day. Was walking through a field tracking a fox that had taken one of our chickens and they all came over to me. It was pretty scary, cows could fuck you right up if they wanted. Was scary when I was walking forward and they were right behind me running towards me but luckily they didn't bother stomping me to death even though it was completely in their power.

Did you know cows are the most deadly (large) animals in Britain?

>>76611325
you should have got a moove on

>>76611200
I know,
>eating KRAFT®'s so-called """""cheese"""""
One must be starving Yemeni or African style, or Amurican to do that.

>>76611325
surprised you know how to track a fox but know fuck all about the behaviour of cows

>>76611325
as opposed to what other large animal? horse? obese badger?

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black gfs are the future

>>76611325
this story sounds like a load of bull imo

>>76611358
teach us about cow behaviour

someone make a fucking new

>>76611259
angry abdul

>>76611353
nothing wrong with kraft singles

they're the best cheese for burgers

>>76611389
spotted the runt.

I'll give you a minute head start before the runt hunt begins.

*dips finger into pool of blood beside dead runt*
*runs finger along both sides of face*

get going runt

>>76611369
what's that top called? I've been seeing it a lot

>>76611389
better than a nice thick slide of proper cheese?

>>76611397
Steve

>>76611400
for burgers? yes

it needs to melt right

>>76611397
a bib

Really like the gf's sister lads, she's really cute and flirty. hmmmmmm

>>76611407
If it's been out the fridge for a while and you put it right on the burger as it's finished cooking will be sound.

make a fucking new

here

>>76611433
>>76611433
>>76611433

>>76611430
FONT

>>76611430
why do nice things happen to bad people

>>76611376
they're mostly just curious if you enter a field full of female or male only cows/bulls. if you stand still or move slow they will always come flock around you, have a bit of a sniff. only time they are really aggressive is if there is a bull in a field of females, or if a female has a calf. even then if you keep your distance they wont bother you. not scary as long as you employ a bit of common sense

>>76611253
hmmm ah yes, mexico