/brit/

fuck this life of ours

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1st for maids

>>76607321
cute

>hating birds
How much of a sad sack does one have to be to actually do this?

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>>76607354
hello puerto rican :3

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anime

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>>76607350

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6op5-1q56UU

>>76607369
>he likes the birds shouting their ABUSE at him

what a fucking idiot

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I'll explain it on the way.
But we did nothing, absolutely nothing 2day, and I say:
«WHAT THE HELL AM I
doin' drinkin' in Galway-hay
at twenee-si-hix?!

I've got the fever for the flavor, the payback will be later,
Still I need a fi-hix.»
>>76607218
fag

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would do things with this skunk

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>>76607373
alri británico

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Computer is on the fritz

thoughts on americans?

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aisha

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need a swarthy gf stat

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>>76607425

>>76607416
hmmm

*goes to bed*

>>76607397
They sing because they're happy. Are you jealous or something mate?

>>76607425
spoiler the hog

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any neoplatonist lad in?

who started the maid gimmick?
>>76607425
did she the one who claims to be irish

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40421811

>>76607425
Easy to convert to Catholicism when you weren't diddled as a little boy. Bitch needs to check her privilege.

>>76607437
They sing because they want to show off to birdslags.

I don't like Chad showing off to attract girls, I don't see why I should listen to winged Chads doing the same

Wait, is Aisha Scottish? I thought she was from NI

>>76607347
they could've gotten someone who looked a bit harder to play the hitman.. also that overcoat fits badly on him

wish I had yellow eyes like genghis khan

>>76607501
She's a hun

Reckon there's something in the chemicals that make British birdcucks particularly aggressive because all the Brit lads completely understand the birdcuck meme but no foreigners get it

someone tuck me in? x

>>76607537
I get it
t. lad who hates the birdcucks

>>76607537
Pretty sure you're right mate

Double suicide?

Wait, what?

should i have 1 more beer or is it a bit late

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why are the birds cucks tho?

birdcuckio

>>76607564
I'll open one if you open one :3

You know it's time for bed when you can see the end of the garden.....

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>>76607397
CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP

>>76607565
The ones shouting their heads off all the time are the ones who can't pull because of birdchad

anyone else get zero physical activity in their daily life

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>>76607588
Ohhhhh.. it all makes sense now.

>>76607571
aight

>>76607565
To be honest, I never really understood this. They're not the cucks, if anything they're cucking us.

hate cats
love birds
love pints

>>76607602
My thoughts exactly.

>>76607601
You post your beer first

>another case over uppity faggots v's Christian cakesmakers, this time in the U.S.A.
>>76607527
she identifies as a Taig, dho.

Please don't talk about beer, trying not to drink on work nights

stupid fucking thailad cunt

>>76607588
No, the ones that are loud are the strong males. They're showing off that they've survived the nights unlike the runts that dieded during the night

once had a dream the birds were outside shouting like it was a market place. Things like 'selling worms for twigs', 'got some premium feathers here lads' etc.

The split second when I woke up it was as if I could understand their language.

don't trust a man who doesn't like cats

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>>76607631

interview in the morning lads! shitting bricks

>>76607645
Post that one picture of that one asian girl, you know the one I mean

>>76607638
their language is just repeatedly shouting

"WAHEY FANCY A SHAG YA DAFT BINT" over and over again

>>76607643
spelled dogs wrong

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Thailad

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>>>76607495
>he has the virgin opinion

>>76607591
Nah, play darts for 30 mins a day in the shed

Not very good yet. Did a bit of 501 earlier, was only averaging around 45 but managed to checkout first try in the first two games

3rd game got stuck on checking out on double 1 for about 20 lots of 3 darts, not happy

Did a bit of around the board after that. Still not hitting the doubles or trebles other than out of luck but can consistently hit the singles often enough that it only takes me 20-30 darts to finish a whole game at the moment which is good and I'm getting very consistent at hitting bull/outer bull

Highest score I got in 501 today was 137 from single 20, treble 20 then treble 19 which was nice. Also hit 2 treble 20s with enough room for a 3rd in the bed but only managed a single 20 after that but at least I'm getting more consistent with the treble 20s and 20 in general for 501

Thanks for reading my blog

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>>76607665
this one?
>>76607668
horny buggers..
>>76607677
is he ok?

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>>76607665

>>76607629
Fullers' London Pride
Marston's Pedigree
Black Sheep ale

>>76607668
>FUCKING SURVIVED THE NIGHT
>WANNA COME AND FUCK IN YM NEST?
WAHEY I GET THE BEST WORMS
>WANT MY WORM YA LITTLE BIRDSLAG?

>>76607668
Excellent post

>>76607685
>darts
>Physical activity

screeching

konno hikaru

>>76607691
I reckon not so: HE HAS A FISHHOOK RIGHT UP HIS CÚLO!

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>>76607700
sounds perfect
would visit /bird/
>>76607695
Screeching

>>76607695
what sub is that?

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Mum told me to shave my beard again lads. I told her I'm a big boy now and I need to make these decisions for myself, but she said it looks disgusting and work is on the verge of firing me for not looking professional enough

>>76607726
ay caramba

>>76607691
I found your kev calls video earlier
Was creasing myself very funny

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>>76607665

>>76607685
>around the board
My dad taught me "Around the World" and I swear it's 20 backwards but he swears he taught me 1 up to BE

How do you play it?

>>76607729
it probably looks like pubes on your face, it's for the best

>>76607726
culo has no ú
and he's perfectly fine
t. culo expert

>>76607729

I bet it must look disgusting

>>76607738
A daring synthesis

>>76607745
Start from 1, finish on the bull

Single you advance 1, double you advance 2 and treble you advance 3 but you can't skip the bull

The other main variation is hitting every double and finishing on the inner bull

>>76607737
I've been meaning to make news one but with Tim, but I've found myself lacking the will to put in the effort for these kind of things recently, there's a lot of grind involved.

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#bants

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*grabs you by the throat*

>>76607668
Where do you think the expression bird brain came from

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>>76607695
Wheezing

>>76607792
lock this faggot up

>>76607783
NEEDS the music
https://youtu.be/eAqgXhblr-w

>>76607691
>this one?
No.
The other one.
C'mon you know the one.

>>76607692
No, and I'm not a fan of those loose panties n shit

>>76607727
>sounds perfect
Hate you.

>>76607729
Just shave lad, mother ALWAYS knows best.

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>>76607809

>>76607783
its funny and all, but really you would absolutely run in this situation
>>76607794
idk, birds have pretty small brains compared to mammals, but they are hardly stupid animals on the whole and when compared to the entire animal kingdom their brains are actually quite large

what do you think?

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>>76607809
>The other one.
we could be here for quite some time.

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>>76607760
>t. culo expert
ouais, gars.
Méfie-tu le cul qui va «péter» dans la nuit.

>>76607773
We play how you play (singles, doubles, triples) just a difference in option on bottom to top or top to bottom. End on bulls

Do you play "cricket"? Bulls+ 20s - 15s?

>>76607710
Heard they only play soft tip in America and when you get a treble twenty it lights up and music comes out haha

got a nice nasal drip going

>>76607729
Say you're a muslim so they can't fire you for it

would thailad even post here if he had a british flag?

>>76607828
The original one.

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told my girl about thailad

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>>76607841

BLACKED or not, I find it so strange
Men discussing how a slag "needs" to be fucked, and descriptively share their desires with each other. Sounds like they're wanking each other. Bit gay
>>76607783
funny but what if the last guy had an expensive, non waterproof phone in his pocket? sad

>>76607824
>you would absolutely run in this situation
I have my doubts, mostly due to autism. If some random brown person threw a bag at me maybe, but if they're all dressed up so stereotypically I might figure out it's probably someone taking the piss. If everyone else ran, I'd probably succumb to herd mentality though.

>>76607835
Heard of it but never played it, I think it's more of an American thing

Only ever games I've seen people playing at the pub are 501 and around the world

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Thairad

>>76607839
absolutely
>>76607842
you dun goofed

>>76607848
Based Thainonce
Thanks, bro

reeeeeeeeeeeev up those panzers

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>>76607877

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>"don't trust a man who doesn't like cats"

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>>76607882
y-you're welcome

Post your first school
http://www.stgeorgesprep.co.uk/

>>76607862
when a deer or a rabbit hears a twig snap in the wild, it bolts every single time

maybe only 1 in 1000 times its actually a predator stalking them, but in a matter of life and death its better safe than sorry

when some brown cunt in robes starts lobbing bags at you your ancient prey animal instincts will take over

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>>76607875
Nigga cricket is the shit

I've only seen boards marked like pic related for any pub that takes darts seriously here

>>76607404
me too thanks

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am i doomed to inceldom?

>>76607887
https://youtu.be/ROPUdwumVOI

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>>76607832
NEED to swallow its wet sharts

>>76607877
Imagine those lips around the old dickker

bird"cucks" have started

Could do with a fat wank but people are home x

>>76607783
Absolutely screaming at the one where the lad runs out his car

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>>76607910
>doxxing yourself

>>76607910
You're quite good looking.

get fucked dickhead

>>76607905
I don't think I'd immediately make the connection that it's a bomb, though. My autistic mind actually has to work through thinking "Ah, they think it's a bomb" consciously. That's why I have some doubt (not because I think I'm too smart for it or anything, it's because I'm too stupid.)

It's possible I'd run because I just assumed he was trying to hurt me with the impact of the bag and would soon come back to throw punches, though.

>>76607907
Is pro darts popular in America? I think 501 is so popular here because it's what the pros play and pro darts is really popular here

I'll give cricket a try in the shed tomorrow

>>76607923
Ours have kinda chilled out a bit

Bird chorus has chiiled

>>76607859
it's staged u indiot

really wish leftypol would stop raiding, they're no might for the intellect of an alt-righter such as myself

hate thailad
absolutely hate the piece of fucking shit

>>76607959
they got in legal trouble for it

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>>76607961
who goes there?

>>76607957
Not him but I play darts a bunch too, cricket is very fun

>>76607957
>really popular
>slightly popular
fify

>>76607955
fair enough, I think I might also just stare in blank confusion for a few seconds before reacting

I think americans would be more skittish for this particular prank on the whole

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>i will never go back to the days where i was a kid and would come home after school to watch hours after hours of quality cartoons

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>really wish leftypol would stop raiding, they're no might for the intellect of an alt-righter such as myself

>>76607959
this looks like something out of a youtube comment section

i dont understand why people dont like thailad

i've been an on/off early day visitor for years and i've never seen him act a twat really, he's a bit rayciss but thats it

Hello again, I am the numbers wizard

BLIDDILY BLADDILY BLIPS
POST BELOW ME IS GONNA GET TRIPS

alright time for bed guys

good night cuties

>>76607990
>tfw i have all the good simpsons episodes downloaded but have only worked my way through to early season 2 despite literally being NEET for 2 years

>>76608000
how am I racist?

>>76607957
Screen just went orange

No, darts are not a thing here

I'm lucky if I can find a pub with a cork board if they even have a shitty arcade plastic one

>>76608000
how does his arse taste, lad?

>>76608000
agreed
but I also don't hate the people who hate thailad

>>76608000
I'm not rayciss, just hate blacks, pakis and asians, simple as really, not racist just don't like them

>>76607994
>>76607992
GOD DAMN IT HOW DO WE GO FROM TWO POSTS IN 30 SECONDS TO2 POSTS IN 2 SECONDS

>>76608000
Yeeah I agree, I don't agree with his rorkeish politics but I do like him generally

>>76608000
I like him, I'm just shitposting.

>>76608014
you crafted 532 ceefax pages telling the entirety of britain how you were moving to thailand because the muslim children here were too loose for you

>>76608014
ive seen you hark on about being able to be openly racist without worrying about being arrested unlike us here in the UK several times
>>76608019
not an arselicker, just not a hater

>>76608031
>muslim children here were too loose for you

not true at all, I moved here because interpo, i mean for work

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>i dont like thailad because of his rorkeish politics

>>76607957
Honestly most of our bars with real dart boards are just "irish pubs" or "british pubs"

too many shitty arcade dartboards.

>>76608040
so you admit lying on ceefax, an even more terrible offence

fuck off dickhead fuck

I find thailad hate hilarious and encourage it despite not really hating the lad 2bh
>>76608023
don't know but thanks for the (You) xx

>>76608031
kek
>>76608034
That's probably because someone was attacking Thailand over not being about to talk shit about the king. Just pointing out both countries have freedom of speech issues.

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Lad two posts below me

Is THIS your number?

>>76608061
no

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>>76608061
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS

>>76608043
he never even said that
in fact he said the opposite, that he likes him in spite of his rorkeish politics


learn to read you friggin BBQnigger

>>76608068
FUCK YOU

pay up piggies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90_xN7UTMn4

>>76608061

no

>>76608069
>>76608068
>>76608061
NYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

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>>76608069
stole your number
>>76608075
HAHAHA

>>76608069
>>76608061
scary close

>>76608000
I was mad at him first for calling me the p word. But then I saw his website and the efforts put into it. You literally can't hate the guy.

>>76608076
>tfw you wank to findom videos intended for other people so you get the weird ugly woman prancing around in the latex a desperate 55 year old bank manager bought with the money he was supposed to spend on his rent bought for her while she talks about having his cock cut off and sent to cambodia to be baked into a pie

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>tfw my numbers magic is still in its infancy

One day I will be a great digits magi

>>76608048
I can't say anything on here, they're monitoring my posts

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>>76608095
You're not the Algerian

how many eggs shall i eat before work? i'm thinking somewhere between 3 and 6

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>he never even said that
>in fact he said the opposite, that he likes him in spite of his rorkeish politics


>learn to read you friggin BBQnigger

>>76608095
What's the old 'nk to the website?

>>76608098
forgot to finish this: without paying like a fucking retard.

seriously most of these girls are like 3/10s with screeching awful voices, it's insane that simply having a vagina entitles you to such a bursary.

>>76608095
fuck off paki

>>76608114
3 and 6 you say?

>>76608114
https://www.google.com/search?q=random+number+between+3+and+6

>>76608098
>55 year old bank manager
>doesnt even own a home

>>76608103
Neck ys

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Thailad! I have pulled a thai tv show presenter. She's super fit (holistiv health expert blabla with fake tits). At first she pretended to be 28 but then she has a 16 years old son. So she admitted being 40 kek. Me and her in taxi. Can't reveal face.

pulled out a blue bogie
a black one
a yellow one
a red one
and a green one

all out the same nostril

RIP me

Still feeling that high from shagging a 9/10 a few days ago.

Pretty sure women notice when you fuck one of their best. Have had loads of girls chatting me up.

Girl randomly came up to me in line and asked me if she knows me from somewhere. Another girl i know asked me if I got my haircut because it looks good

Might be getting used to this normie thing

>>76608119
only the elite can enter sorry sweetie xx

>>76608154
got some good coke boogies going

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>BBQnigger
>nigger

just got up

put a tescos sausages and mash in the microwave and now having a brandy

>>76608150
Haha the fucking state of you alan

>>76607344
>ours

fuck off commie

Still feeling that high from shagging a 1/10 a few days ago.

Pretty sure women notice when you fuck one of their worst. Have had loads of girls chatting me up.

Girl randomly came up to me in line and asked me if she knows me from somewhere. Another girl i know asked me if I got my haircut because it looks good

Might be getting used to this normie thing

>>76608106
I am, man.
>>76608119
Thailad.cc or something like that

>>76608150
I don't believe you're the real Algerian, what's your favourite 7/11 toastie?

>>76608139
Unless you pay cash you don't truly own a house until the mortgage is paid off

>>76608150
a) I don't believe you're the algerian
b) don't you have a single real friend you can brag to? its pathetic you have to come running to us everytime you pull someone

>>76608150
nice prostitute

>>76608177
Malware, do NOT click

Annagoodevenin' lads.
*tips*
Thailad

>s. Johnston Dennis

>>76608179
regardless he shouldn't be paying rent

tried to enter thailad's site and it doesn't load
we now have a reason to hate him

Shagged an absolute 9/10 three nights ago and still riding the high

the sex wasn't even that great, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some 9/10 wanted to fuck you.

Music sounds better, food tastes better, the sun shines a little brighter.

Now I get why normies are so obsessed with pulling. Might make a habit of this.

off to do a fat poo

nigger willy wank poo dick mummy may big wank

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Help! Someone has stolen this number from me! Does anyone know where it is?

>>76608178
Ham and cheese

Still feeling that high from masturbating to a crude drawing of a fox shitting in a diaper

Pretty sure .png files notice when you spunk over one of their worst. Have had loads of them on my hard drive

One randomly came up to me on /trash/ and asked me to right click save as. Another .png i saw asked me to take off all my clothes and masturbate with my blanked tied around my neck like a cape while wearing nothing else but shoes

Might be getting used to this degeneracy thing

It's interesting that 2 proxies appear and the first thing they do is talk about leftypol.

hmmm
>>76608202
try the real URL, but it's fucked now, half of it is broken. I've been getting around to rebuilding it with some useful/cool things to do.
http://thailad.zz.mu/

>>76608203
curl my toes and clench my sphincter with embarrassment every time i see these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxg6Xs3jQek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxg6Xs3jQek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxg6Xs3jQek
imajun my suprize

>>76608222
Wrong

>>76608222
>>76608223
>>76608224
STOP POSTING SO QUICKLY

I close my eyes...
...and quench my breath

thailad thailad thaila golly golly golly golly golly golly golly golly

You are now picturing your oneitis doing a big anus-tearing poo

>>76608249
Time to wank

>reading through youtube comments
>one comment is written like somebody from 4chan would write
>anime profile pic
every single time
what is it with anime and attracting every retard in existence

>>76608232
Infowars and it's variety of similars has really gotten out of hand.

Although it's good fun like old school wrestling promos.

>s. JD

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>>76608246
YOU, I like you.. you post cool animals and do good shoops

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Got a repairman fixing the dishwasher, should I stand over him in the hope of encouraging him to work more quickly?

>When someone outside of 4chan says/types 'IMPLYING'

>>76608249
Noice, just making me like her more

Thailad: I just clicked on the link that screams niggers on your site, at 5AM IN THE FUCKING MORNING to a house full of people

thailad poo wank shit nigger tits spaff smeg my arse thailad poo poo poo willy wanker plonker div mong thailad

Shadilay! Leftypol are trying to attack me, but I have vanquished them with my superior intellect

Praise kek!

>>76608249
>tfw even given up on oneitis
Just waiting to die at this point desu

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>>76608270
excellent

THREE filtered post in a row
fuck's sake lads

>when someone in /brit/ tells you to go back to the leftypol discord
not a fan

have it on reliable authority that thailad is bent

>>76608299
delet

>>76608277
Bad satire
>>76608150
Looking very Vin Dieselish here.

thailad is blacker than the algerian and he's known to be an eccentric gay man

>>76608299
nah not bent, don't mind it up the bum every now and again though

>>76608311
eccentric how?

>>76608320
>>76608321
hmmm I wonder which one is the real one

>>76608328
all my post have odd numbers

>>76608266
Have a feeling I could cure Tim of his various illnesses with antibiotics and assorted dietary changes. His skin has terrible sores on it so it looks like something bacterial/viral that has long gone untreated.

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>>76608263
funfact: i make edits using microsoft powerpoint and paint because i dont have photoshop

>>76608344
download gimp

>>76608344
That's mental, actually mental.

>near whispering volume dialogue
>DEAFENING GUNSHOTS ROARING ENGINES SCREECHING TIRES RUMBLING EXPLOSIONS

it's like they don't even know people watch stuff at unsociable hours

>>76607910
Are you standing up or is your ceiling that short?
Very strange depth.

>s. JD

>>76608366
Fucking this, invest in some wireless headphones.

>>76608360
what did u just call me u litl cunt

>>76608387
is this drawing meant to be depicting humans?

Gonna head out to the country on the weekend, pick me up a few little you know who's, come back to bangkok and have myself a party haha xx

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I'm seeing double here: four Thailads!

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fun fact: I have photoshop but don't know how to use it

wank wank wank wank willy shit wank poo wank

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>>76608398
พรรคจิ้งจก!

>>76608433
sabaidee

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Fun fact: hired a sled team of huskies to destroy my bollocks by dragging me across the Canadian arctic only instead of a sled they'll be tied to my family jewels.

the Catholics are at it again

>>76608441
สบายดี

night fags

>>76608442
>hired
what's their wage?

>>76608442
This is a very old gif

>>76608449
ສະບາຍດີ

Hate pints, alcohol is the devil's elixer

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>>76608480
ไม่เข้าใจภาษาลาว

>>76608463
$21,800

>>76608488
im learning lao and there's not shit you can do about it

>>76608502
but why?

Thread needs more Bruces and Rogers.
Will be back.

>s.JD

>>76608344
I used to know a guy who would make fictional airline paintschemes, including shading the planes, by doing that. Absolute madman considering there are a bunch of premade GIMP templates for exactly that sort of thing.

Well, I think he used Microsoft Word but same idea.

>>76608506
rather not say

>>76608530
It's the most random thing ever that you express this interest in the place. The only thing to do there is get high. I read that there's shopping malls in Bangkok that use more electricity than the entire country of Laos. :/

>>76608554
be nice. I haven't insulted thailad in any way so be nice to laos

>>76608577
nah laos is a commie shithole

>>76608577
I'm not being mean I'm just curious to why you're interested in the place

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>>76608585
>commie
seems like something leftypol would know.. I'm on to you.

>>76608592
im already here and have been for the last few months. obv using an american vpn

>>76608611
proofs

>>76608603
everyone on here knows I hate commies you dumb leftypol shill, I'm famous in this thread

>>76608617
i don't have a camera

>>76608627
Why are you pretending to be me.. to me?

There's barely anyone here, the thread won't last much longer. I mean, what's the point?
>>76608649
Tell me about the TV in Laos.

>>76608655
dire

Janet Yellen has the nerdiest accent or voice I can remember anyone in real life having (maybe only Ed Millipede before he got his adenoids surgically removed).

>>76608671
Sorry, i wanted to believe you but I'm not buying it. There's barely actual Laos TV channels, they're mostly Thai.

>>76608690
most people in laos also speak thai to an extent. the languages are similar

>>76608697
Sure, in my experience it's just different enough to be confusing as fuck.

>>76608709
you gotta admit lao is the superior language though. it just makes sense

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>>76608398
>>76608433
>>76608441
>>76608488
>>76608401
Щo зa хyйня вiдбyвaєтьcя?!

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Getting very confused.

For Sydney 2000 they apparently flew the torch from Athens(?) to Guam, but that's 11,600km while the range of the plane marked as the official torch carrier (a 767-300) tops out at 11,090. Nowhere seems to mention it stopping to take on fuel on the journey.

>>76608751
jog on ruskie

>>76608753
they did a cheeky fuel tank mod so it could fly 12k km with ease

>>76608753
Very possible that the official max range is purposefully understated for safety margins.

>>76608725
I think it looks nicer in it's written form, that's about it.

>>76608724
wat

>>76608783
>it's

>>76608767
Surprisingly appropriate post number.
Do you have a source, or just the most reasonable inference?
I dug up the official report of the games and it does confirm it was a direct flight, so that's probably what happened. Still, you'd think they'd make a minor deal about Ansett being so great (and the flame so important) that they'd specially modify a plane.

>>76608775
Possibly, but at the same time they wouldn't be flying a direct route, they'd be getting bounced about a bit to follow different navigation beacons so you'd think it'd balance out.

>>76608803
if you want to grammar attack me you've missed quite a lot of fuckups in this thread.

i should be getting up for my morning jog by now

instead i've been up all night playing darkest hour

ah yes

>>76608811
*grammar attacks you*

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>>76608820

>>76608806
just guessing. if they bothered dressing it up in olympic livery then it's possible it could have had a modification to hold more fuel. love planes me

plane wanker loves his fucking planes

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>>76608867
*bbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

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>>76608874
mfw

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>>76608867
jealous he can't fly a category 3 ILS during a microburst

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>>76608896
....haha yeh

If I overclock my amd 8350 8 core cpu to 4.5ghz from 3.8 will I get a better worthwhile performance in programs like emulators that only use one core?

>>76608920
yes

>>76608920
potentially.

Which emulator are we talking?

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more like trans* brasil going out of the house painted like that amirite lads? haha

>>76608949
bit gay

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>>76608799

>>76608930
Ps1 or any old PC games that only have 1 core usage

My CPU is water cooled so I guess I'll OC it anyway I'll probably fuck it up somehow haha

>>76608920
Why are you wasting your time OCing your cpu when you could be using that kW/h for mining coins?

Once you turn 18, it's time to say no to video lames, I mean games.

>s. JD

>>76608962
mate... you should be fine in the first place without overclocking. is it slow for you?

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>you will never be finnish

>76608959
Reported

>>76608990
velcom to the hidrolic press shannel

>>76608959
is she ok?
>>76608962
I ask because you'll find a lot of emulators are generally more reliant on GPU. Some emulators like MAME will allow virtualisation of CPU overclocking since they'll never use the potential of your processor.
https://youtu.be/0i9TLebwvi8

Pretty sure MAME supports ps1