/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

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>>76604861
EXCELLENT edition

Look away
Look away
Look away
Penisland

>why yes I am from the south
*fucks my cousin*

gonna watch gran torino again

>>76604900
Genuinely laughed

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>>76604915
what kind of anime is that

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>>76604943
It's the based Clint movie where he's a father figure to a gook

I wish my brother married to a dixie girl rather than a fat NEET sp*kane şeet so i could have visited dixieland

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>>76604962
>shota

>>76604973
Was he a degenerate leftist when he left Turkey?

Also you can come visit now

>>76604973
visit anyway

conway is the birthplace of 2chan

hiro went to college at UCA, where i went and conway is currently attending

besides, in 5 years who knows what the fuck the state of turkey will be

also >>76604868 if you didnt see it

>>76605020
I dont have several thousand liras lying around to visit america whenever i want, my bro wanted me to visit him like once a year aswelk and i told him the same thing.
Yes he was always a quintessential fat democrat supporter. He looks like a perfect shartmart.
Think of the manchildren that watch game grumps.

>>76605025
I did saw that thank you :)
Btw i am running to taiwan if this cunt bites the dust, far far away from family, kurds, turks, armos and sjw's

>>76605104
I didn't mean now. Just if you ever get the chance.

I wouldn't mind visiting Turkey but I don't like cities and I don't know what else there is. Also I don't speak Ork

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>>76605104
just convince him to visit the south

his pork princess might be prejudiced, but you could sell it to him as a visit to the most culturally unique region of the US

>>76605145
There is a bunch of ancient greek/hittite cities you can visit.
Also comfy mountains, mountain temples and almost desolate tiny islands.
>I cant speak ork
Most young people know enough english to atleast tell you which way you neef to go

>>76605221
He ate the yankee pill unfortuanetly
Thinks the south is just a bunch of redneck cousinfuckers who support trump and want guns.
In every american politics discussion i have with him i end up more pro libertarian and pro south while he is full yankee democrat

>>76605272
>Thinks the south is just a bunch of redneck cousinfuckers who support trump and want guns.
I mean he's not wrong

Im gonna learn how to use the violin and sing duxielamd whilst shouting at his wedding just to look like "that guy"

>>76605291
I mean, yeah he is right
He is a sjw is what i am getting at, i dont think i can convince him to go south.
He looks more forward to visit canada

>>76605343
>dixieland
Stupid fucking phone

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>>76605272
that'd be the west coast slut

tbqh, northwestern hipsters are the most insufferable people in the US

just keep using historic truths of the war of northern aggression to shut his ass down, remind him the south is a broken shithole because the yankees kept it that way

>>76605343
>he looks more forward to visit canada

honor killings suddenly make sense to me

>>76605343
>duxielamd
lel

>>76605368
>northwestern hipsters are the most insufferable people in the US
They're even worse than Californians somehow

>reading something about ritual suicide
>got confused when it didn't say sudoku
fuck

>>76605368
Doesnt matter, he always just goes
>muh slavery
>muh guns should be regulated
>muh universal healthcare
>muh raycism
Like any well trained yankee dog

>>76605423
>muh raycism
They're more racist than we are lel, no one gives a shit so long as the blacks act like civilized people

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>>76605390
californians cant even stand them

and at least californians do their own thing and are genuinely fucking productive at it, the pacific northwest is just a bleak cultural wasteland of shitty tattoos, thick rimmed glasses, and bad dye jobs

>>76605419
commit sudoku

>>76605423
thats when you hit him with illogical emotional fallacies about history
>of course they owned slaves o brother of mine
>thats not the point
>how about you acknowledge your privilege from the ottoman slave trade o brother of mine
>and if we turks can move past it
>so can they o brother of mine

>>76605449
unironically this

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My boy.

>>76605449
I find it funny how he thinks racism is bad when he lives in the high castle of racism that is turkey where its part of our culture to hate everyone else

I went to the bar for one beer, I came back at 3 AM drunk as fuck instead. ama

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>>76605478
its been a long time

>my first godzilla was on scifi at 930 on a saturday when i was 8
>it was amazing

>>76605507
How did you get to and from?

>>76605507
You should eat some kebabs

>turkish_kebab_merchant.jpg

>>76605507
what were you drinking

AND

who were you drinking with

>>76605507
Why did Russia down the plane with your leadership on it

>>76605506
He lives in one of the most segregated cities in the US and I'm 100% certain that he patronizes black people for not achieving as much because the white man keeps them down. It's almost as though they think that blacks aren't fully human and don't have any agency and don't have any lives beyond what the white man does to them

Fuck I hate liberals so much

>>76605530
I live next to the bar
>>76605533
I was tempted, but I'm full already, had lots for dinner and I don't feel good when I overeat

https://youtu.be/3j3_iPskjxk?t=1m30s

R Lee Ermy is going to die soon

>>76605467
I dont think i can hit him with hard political and historical facts when just last month i had to explain what communiam is and its bad.
Atleast it was i who lectured him since that made him slightly more pro capitalism but still.

>>76605559
Btw he still lives here, gonna go to merica in a couple of months

>>76605552
beers and shots (vodka with lemon juice, cherry vodka with chocolate liquor)
few friends I know since high school
>>76605559
they didn't though

>>76605615
>Btw he still lives here, gonna go to merica in a couple of months
lel

You should mercy kill him before he gets corrupted by hipsters

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Hey blog.

I got bullied for not being able to say blue today.

Thanks.

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>>76605591
i fucking love that guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5NfWgSXIf4

>>76605615

>tfw its somehow hard to understand the concept that the US was a coalition of sovereign states working together and that it was always understood a state could leave but never written down which is why they never took the secession argument to the SCOTUS because they might've won

>>76605651
lotta sugar, drink some water senpai you'll get a hangover

>>76605695
>I got bullied for not being able to say blue today.

storytiem

>>76605656
I eat too many kebabs already dude, I need to start eating healthy. I had one four days ago if thats any consolation. motherfucker was like 40 cm long and made by ethnic Turk

>>76605695
>I got bullied for not being able to say blue today.
vocaroo?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX3RVdgAtA8

>the finest military movies ever made

>>76605717
never had a kebab

there is no middle eastern food in arkansas as far as i know

>>76605734
>there is no middle eastern food in arkansas as far as i know
There's a Syrian restaurant in Rogers iirc

>>76605678
He will probably die from obesity anyway i will atleast let him have his finest hour

>>76605695
Pfft this is the guy giving me advice
Fucking Blue boy

>>76605717
Have lahmacun then, or etli ekmek or whatever the fuck alamacis sell there.
My cunt needs ur money
Also drink light soup that always helps with me

https://youtu.be/1vPonjXOfYo

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>>76605759
>rogers

thats 3 hours away

>>76605734
you should definitely try it when you get the chance. as far as junk food goes, kebabs with spicy sauce are god tier

>>76605712
>Conference call to some Washingtonians who wants to buy some gas equipment
>Somehow we get into some colors
>Yeah it's bloo
>Someone says "You mean blue, right"?
>They start laughing and teasing me
fuck washington and fuck northern "accents"

>>76605795
Suck it up negro

I go up there in the summer sometimes

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>>76605817
>>Yeah it's bloo
>>Someone says "You mean blue, right"?
How are you supposed to say it?

>>76605855
Scheidenfreude

>>76605808
>kebabs
>the south

gonna be hard

theres like 4 fish joints and 3 bbq places within 10 miles, but nothing but mexican and chinese food otherwise

>both italian restaurants shut down in the last two years
fucking ridiculous, i worked at the second one after the first shut down and there was no fucking reason they should'nt have picked up the latent business from the first closing and made bank

>>76605838
if im gonna make a road trip for some food, im gonna go down to louisiana during crawdad season and eating them spicy lil mudbugs til i shit fire

>>76605817
...wtf thats how you say blue, its pronounced "bloo"

>>76605760
I'm already home in my underwear, next time. and I'm drinking water, don't have any soup unfortunately

>>76605884
No, I go up there for other things. I eat there when I go tho

>>76605817
>>76605855
…huh? We need some IPA or something, I want to know how they said it vs. how you say it.

>>76605855
>>76605884
blu/bloe if you're a yankee apparently

>>76605887
Drinking tea usually helps aswell especially if you drink it with sugar

https://youtu.be/9t4FgmaKOy8

>>76605936
>bloe
what

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>>76605936
>bloe

faggots, all of them

>>76605932
ayy penman

how are yoy this evening

>>76605884
now I'm envious, I wish we had american style bbq places in poland. can't have eveything I guess

Is arbys hamburgers fucking tiny there too?

>>76605996
They serve hamburgers?

>>76605988
I'll move to Poland and open up a bbq place

>>76605981
I'm alright, you?
>>76605996
Unless the menu's different in Turkey, they don't serve hamburgers. Hamburgers have patties made of ground meat on them. Arby's serves roast beef sandwiches.

>>76605975
I have no idea, I thought most of them said it like "blu" or something.
>>76605932
bloo as in [u], vs blu as in [y] I guess? I can't into IPA.

>>76605988
its all texas/memphis style

or arkansas style, which is a fusion of the two but less sweet

on the other hand you have dank pierogis

>>76605996
>burgers
they just do roast beef sammiches here senpai

>>76606025
ill work in that bbq place

>>76606038
doing excellent

had some nice anchovy pizza for dinner and now its beer time

>>76606038
>>76606025
>>76606084
We call all american sandwiches hamburgerd here except for subway
The menu is mostly similar from what i know

>>76606025
Open one here instead
There is like 2-3 american bbq places here but they are expensive as fuck and i dont know if any of em are legit

>>76606061
[y] doesn't even exist in English, that's some French shit.
>>76606084
Nice, what beer?

>>76606084
>or arkansas style, which is a fusion of the two but less sweet
It's like Memphis but with beef too

>ill work in that bbq place
I feel like it would make a decent amount of money there

>>76606150
Oh. Arby's sandwiches are about the size of a McDick's burger

I'd open one in Turkey. They really aren't that expensive if it's family run. idk where I'd get the meat tho

>>76606084
it would be nice to have places with every kind of cuisines in my city, but on the other hand trying different foods is one of the best drives for travels imo. one day I'll eat it
>>76606025
theres already an australian running a burger place in my city. biggest one has 400g (almost a pound) of meat in it. thats some true freedom right there

>>76606208
They are like half the size of a bigmac here yet tbey still cost 20 liras.
No wonder they keep almost going bankrupt

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I might be crucified, but I like Cajun food more than Texmex not by much though

>>76606150
Is the plural of hamburger 'hamburgerlar' or something? I'm going to shit myself if it is.

>>76606208
Btw turkeys whole economy is based on agriculture so you wont have much of a hard time.
We even sell a fuckton of pork to yuropoors

>>76606332
Very close
Its hamburgerler

>>76606263
>They are like half the size of a bigmac here
I was talking about the single patty ones

>We even sell a fuckton of pork to yuropoors
Do they check for worms and shit?

>>76606268
Don't really like TexMex either

>>76606160
rolling rock

pouring 2 in a big mug and drinking fast

i feel the warp overtaking me

>>76606241
i know for a fact the poles would go apeshit for pulled pork

>>76606354
Ofc hans is very picky about it
We sell the shit ones to russia they will buy fucking anything

>>76606332
>>76606339
>you now know that McDonald's' marketing department is full of Turks

>>76606383
I know that the bbq places in my town just buy from a farmer they know so they don't worry about it. I wouldn't know anyone there so that would suck

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>>76604935
>pot calling kettle Black
You realize turkey actually has rampant incest, right? Unlike Dixie which i s just memes from a century ago.

>>76606332
I want pics of ur soiled pants btw

>>76606404
Ofc i know, we also have rampant pedophilia and rape :3
Even genital mutilation at east

>>76606403
I didnt got the joke

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>>76606268
>>76606354

Fucking blue boy :)))))

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>>76606451
One of the mascots for McDonald's here is the Hamburglar

>>76606501
Oh yeah
They got rid of those here when i was very little

>>76606451
Also child marriage.
Forgot that one

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why is turkey such a third world shithole?

Shut the fuck up blue boy

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>>76606560
because they deserve it for destroying byzantium

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>>76606603
makes sense

>>76606560
Anatolshits,kurds and arab rapebabies
There is your answer

>>76606603
Byzantium was shit too
They died under the weight of their own ineptitude and hedonism, we just hit the final blow

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>>76606623
>They died under the weight of their own ineptitude and hedonism, we just hit the final blow

i know

it just hurts so much

>1500 years of roman continuity
>destroyed by effeminate men

Its 5 am now i am going to sleep.
Hope ARseDOGCUNT and his followers are culled by the time i wake up

>>76606658
Goodnight turkbud

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>>76606658
>he doesn't do a dymaxion or at the very least everyman sleep cycle
good night plebian

>>76606682
No but i fack your madir everynight before i sleep

>>76606698
Good on you, bud.

When are we going to bring Latin back buds

>>76606451
Nah, it was hamburgerler so it doesn't count.

>>76606747
bring back Old English instead

>>76606844
>Anglish

the best speech

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIo-17SIkws

>muh ænglisc
https://ang.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C4%93afodtramet

How much of this do y'all understand?
>Penman not included as he speaks a Scandinavian language

>>76606915
That's pretty neat

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_Christian_education
In an ideal world this would be the required education model.

https://youtu.be/GihrWuysnrc

after we attain independence and instate white sharia we will revive middle english and force everyone to speak it

https://youtu.be/-8mzWkuOxz8

Really like Yorkshire

>>76607173
>white sharia
TRSodomites out

>>76606970
>https://ang.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C4%93afodtramet
Honestly not much, though I am brushing up on my German. I actually used to go there all the time back when my language skills were stronger.

>>76607173
a coworker showed me a cinema length porno of the canterbury tales

it was fucking impressive

>>76607168
good shit there
wish I had that

I went to one of those ultra multicultural experimental elementary schools. I had a friend back then who went to a "latin school" like that article and he turned out MUCH better than me

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>>76607346
what

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>>76607379
an hour and a half long pornography film from the 1970s based on Chaucer's Canterbury Tales

its on pornhub

the organ music is god tier

the first scene is a bar wench noticing a patron has a raging erection

>>76607173
I always loved middle english. Atleast is mutually intelligible.
>>76607346
>>76607402
neat, when my next fap comes it'll be to that

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>>76607402
sweet costumes

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>>76607450
>>76607428
it genuinely seems like they put effort and reasonable budget into it

i only watched the first 15 minutes before i got bored

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>>76604861
>>76604886

>>76606970
Fun fact, I read Beowulf in the original Old English over some crazy "everybody's going to hell" preacher dude on campus one time.

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>>76607675
dont be lazy

we get shermanposters all the time

learn a fucking obscure battle where the yankees won, and give us shit about it, then we can all learn about the battle and benefit from knowledge gained

>>76607754
old english is so fucking sexy

>those THs and Zs where they wouldnt be in modern english

>>76607754
Nice man, what was the look in his face?

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Hey I have a question, what do you guys think of the Ideal of the Golden Circle?
Early 1800's form was slavery of the mestizos, but by the time of the Civil War it became basically imperialism with the French to genocide the natives so we don't have to for better farming.

>>76607868
As the USA it was a good policy

As the CSA it was untenable

>>76607797
He made a half-assed attempt to downplay it while people stopped to watch and take videos. He was probably upset that Old English storytelling got more of an audience than him alone.

>>76607966
So how did you excerpt from it anyway, like what version did you use.
I'm thinking of buying this
https://www.amazon.com/dp/0231087683?idea_lv_dp_ov_d
version here. After my German and Latin are well enough, I will finally return to Old English and conquer it, trying to buy the whole corpus now

>>76608026
https://www.amazon.com/Klaebers-Beowulf-Fourth-R-D-Fulk/dp/0802095674/

>>76608073
>https://www.amazon.com/Klaebers-Beowulf-Fourth-R-D-Fulk/dp/0802095674/
Yeah I've seen that version before. Heard it's quite nice

>>76608124
It is, it's got all the long vowels and soft pronunciations of G and C marked.

>>76608145
I'm assuming that's the best for an introduction then, along with a primer as well?

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>tfw born yankee
>moved around yankee lands during youth because parents were military
>finally settled in the capital of the dixie
>lived here for 12 years
>still have thick Wisconsin accent from parents

>>76607868
It would be fucking retarded and immeasurably harmful to all peoples involved

>>76607966
>unnecessary tripfag being an annoying attention whore irl too

>>76608187
I somewhat feel that way. Half my life and where I was born are not in Dixie.
>>76608199
Well yeah but that's general conquest pre-1900s, give or take.

>>76608273
I'm not even christian, but damn I would still like a girl like this.

>>76608273
Roastie out

>>76608218
>unnecessary cunt is a cunt everywhere
go away

>>76608300
Don't insult my hypothetical gf

>>76606915
>>76607118
The thing that really crinkles my crisps is that most of the Latin influence on English isn't necessarily from Anglo-French but from writers intentionally trying to sound erudite with inkhorn terms when the language was being standardised. If they'd had more confidence in the powers of their own language it all could've been avoided.

The fags have overstepped their bounds. I really think we should do something about them.

>>76609202
yeah! fuck those guys (not literally though)

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>>76609211
>not literally though
y-yeah, haha

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>>76609211
>>76609251

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disgusting

>>76609338
How was your day bud

>>76609380
Great! My bud is on the road, but he send me pictures of moocows so I'm not lonely. I hope he has a fun time!

What about you con-bon?

>>76609404
Pretty ok. Only have more days of going to the school, the rest is online

Think I'm going to go to a lake near the bf's house for this weekend and America's birthday but idk yet

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>>76609433
>America's birthday
Wew, didn't realise how fast this year had gone

>>76609445
Yeah, it's a bit fucked

How are you?

>>76609433
:o i hope you grill lots of hamburgers and get really fat!

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>>76609459
I'm good lad, a little sleepy, it's pelting buckets down here. Hope it dies down a tad, I was planning on heading out today.
How are you faring over there?

>>76609511
>How are you faring over there?
Fucking great, it's been relatively cool here for the past couple of weeks. Thinking about doing some fishing once school lets out

Rain hasn't been too bad either so that's nice

>>76609483
It's probably going to be ribs and hot dogs

What are you going to do?

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>>76609571
Shishkebabs! And after we finish the kebabs, we'll have swordfights with the skewers!

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>>76609611
I don't like bell peppers

>>76609633
>being friends with goyim

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>I don't like bell peppers

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>>76609682
I didn't ask for this

Call me cake because I'll go straight to your ass

>>76609715
marinate some bell peppers and use em on a chicken sammich with chipotle bbq sauce
it's very good, famiglia

>>76609731
I'll call you cake b/c you're sweet :)

>>76609745
I thought about it but I don't feel like buying it just to throw it away if I don't like it

You want a bit of 68? Go down on me and I'll owe you one

>>76609731
big gay tbqh

>>76610092
lel

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>>76610092

The age of consent should be 11

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>>76604861
>the strong
>lose the civil war
nice

/dixie/ is gay

>>76610385
All me

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>>76610397
the bf

>>76610385
Dixie is best America from what I've heard

>>76610407
Is that actually him

>>76610423
Yes.

>>76610442
lel

Are there a lot of Mexicans and Muslims in the South like there is in the Midwest?

>>76610528
¿que?

>>76610607
¿Qué? *

Fuck Drumpf

>>76610528
it depends where you are

>>76608300
put your trip back on laddo

Stinky dumb
Jankee scum

Gas the Fags

>>76616313
kek

Turks are ______

>>76617731
CUTE

i will fack your entire family

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>>76618285
Lewd

>muh mentally disabled trannies deserve mo money fo dem programs
Why are they killing themselves more after chopping their balls off then

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>>76620372

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Since you guys were talking about Old English earlier, have this.

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>2008 was 40 years ago

>>76623076
I was 10 years old in 2008

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I thought that dolly was the real name for it but apparently they're called hand trucks

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which morrowind mods are these

>>76625013
That's vanilla Tribunal

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>>76625244
ok thanks

>>76604900
Jews have the southerners beat though on the cousin fucking.

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>>76623104
MODS
O
D
S

>>76623169
>dolly

the south is the only worthwhile part of USA

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>>76627380
the UK is the only worthwhile country in Yurp

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Where can I find more redneck country singers like Rebel Son and David Allan Coe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boRzFrmcM60

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pXovit73Xc

I think I unironically have listen to all of their songs even those who barley passed 10k views on Youtube.

>>76607233
good lad

>>76627886
Sean Bean is from Yorkshire, isn't he?

>>76628070
yeah. I live near Sheffield, where he was born, so it's always neat to hear a very familiar accent whenever he appears on TV/film.
His accent is a lot stronger than other Yorkshire-born actors like patrick stewart

https://youtu.be/-ot7amDyqbY
Me haha

>>76628171
I really like that accent desu. Especially the way you say north

When I'm trying to think of something to post most of the time the first things I think of is stuff like "lol i'm gonna kill a man" or "lol genocide people i don't like" and that probably tells a lot about me.

>>76627576
If you like David Allan Coe, you might like Johnny Paycheck. You might also give Hank Williams III a listen.
>Funny enough David Allan Coe is from Ohio

>>76610528
My state (Georgia) is a whopping 7% Hispanic, I never see them outside of Mexican restaurants and the flea market.
The only Muslims I ever see is the couple that own the local middle-eastern deli. I rarely see a hijab.

Vikangz were fags.

>>76630994
Whenever i go out to walk my dog, before going out i find myself a topic and debate myself while i am walking him.
Todays topic was why we should gas all the kurds, armos and ayyrabs, the setting was that i was debating with a sjw who constantly tried to guilt trip me

Reading the studies of the economics of WoW and EVE

>>76631940
link faget

>>76631960
Just google it

>>76631940
',:^|

We should make a WoW guild.

>>76631940
what about runescape

>>76632092
Haven't gotten to that yet

>>76632109
it will just be endless runaway inflation I bet

I still have several level 30 and 20 boosters at gw2
i need to get rid of them

>>76632334
I can play after next friday

>>76633013
cool
i play on a eu server though just a reminder

>>76633124
>I'll have to smell the foul stench of European socialism
Anything for boosters

i THINK they MIGHT be account bound
not sure

>tfw no cool southern accent

JUST

>>76636298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GGA1a4nyVs

Put my penis in a platapussy.

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>Turkbud

Turks are mongoloids.

What is the culture like in the Ozarks?

>>76637513
Poor. How are you bud?

>>76637379
ı cant jack off my younger cousins are sleeping at the couch and i am scared of waking them up

>>76637449
and you are a niggers child

>>76637547
I'm good, finally home and will be off to italy soon. How are you? I'm just wondering about the Ozarks because I know about the Mountain culture in Appalachia and the Rockies but no one discusses the ozarks

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SPEND YOUR TRUMPBUX AT DURKEY
ITALI A SHIT

>>76637625
The ones in the backcountry are either friendly or the type that will shoot you for stepping on their property. The other Conway would know more about them than I would

School is almost out for me so idk what I'm going to do for the rest of the summer

>>76637740
>school is almost out for me
>almost July
are you going to Nofunallowed Tech or something?

>>76637790
Summer school, I didn't get enough hours in the fall

>>76637740
So they're just like Appalachians then?

>idk what I'm going to do for the rest of the summer
Do a part time job and invest some money in crypto

>>76637865
It's settled by the same people who settled the Appalachians. I'm pretty sure entire clans uprooted and moved here when we bought Louisiana

>invest some money in crypto
tfw two smart fore crypto

>>76637934
Whatever you do don't waste your summer on 4chan

>>76638050
I'm in the process of finding a job. If nothing else I'll just spend it fishing and camping

nvm did it anyway lol

>>76638050
thats what i do every summer though.
fucking yank

>>76638243
Fucking degen

Find a whore on Tinder or something lol

>>76638277
tinder is filled with gay dudes here
also i am too pure for roastie

>>76638298
A hole is a hole

>>76638488
thats how you turn gay and degenerate

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>>76638511

Goddamit twinkway

>>76638551
lol

What are you doing at your cousins' house?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40438378

czechia yes!

>>76638612
they are at mine
both of em are visiting istanbul

>>76638619
It doesn't mean anything, the ownership is subject to legislative approval

>>76638653
Oh, cool

>>76637625
>>76637740
>>76637865
>>76637934

he's right about the folks that settled the ozarks, and he's right about the same people's settling appalachia and the ozarks, mostly the scotch irish (aka THE ULSTERS lmao) and scottish immigrants, there were times when gaelic speaking highlanders came into contact with indian tribes that had assimilated and only spoke english

the ozarks aren't as big or poor as appalachia, and you'll find similar moonshining techniques (altho in arkansas it would be distilled in secret in certain bars and sold under the counter, these were known as tiger bars and they all got shut down in the 70s, in appalachia you buy it off a relative of whoever the fuck makes it) but one notable difference is that folks in the ozarks have ALWAYS grown fuckloads of pot up in the mountains and that's less common in the carolinas

in terms of culture, they are actually pretty similar, but appalachia is more religious and the ozarks are full of fucking degenerate rednecks and hippies

the musics different too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPtKwO_186c

Im gonna go stay at my aunts place since it will be empty next week.
Not gonna take my laptop with me and just furiously draw for 5 days straight.
And then i am gonna use my improved skills to impress the ladies

>inb4 gonna end up only masturbating furiously for 5 days

i wish i could fart bug repellent.
Then i could atleast tolerate summer

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Good evening /Dixie/.

>>76638735
music comparison

OZARKS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhL9TF1hRQA

APPALACHIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-emvmP4_BSk

>>76638894
Evening bud

>>76638894
evening

why do you always post this redhead

>>76638894
Good evening
Your waifu is shit

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>ob now shilling crypto in dixie
just kill me senpai

>>76638703
baby steps, it'll mean something if/when they remove the last bit of red tape

i own .001 btc and 1 ltc

I think penman would like this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGpQocBdmbI

https://medium.com/technology-invention-and-more/how-to-build-a-simple-neural-network-in-9-lines-of-python-code-cc8f23647ca1

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>>76639141
>slow old slavic ballid sung by a fair and soft voiced devushka

nice

have some soviet georgian psychedelic rock with a boisterous enchantress singing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQAvLuXRWSE

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>Lee

>>76640040
Umm, we don't glorify traitors in this general sweaty :))

I wish i could fart my body heat out off my butt
That way, i could always stay cool

Its 40 degrees and i am dying
Winter cant come sooner

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>>76640090

>>76640153
BUT 40 DEGREES IS JUST ABOVE FREEZING????

I make bad posts.

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>>76640245
>>76640272
yes you do but these two together add up to a decently funny post

>>76640153
wtf, turn on the heater before you freeze

Stinky dumb
Şartmart scum

>>76639673
Thanks bud. The lyrics are pretty good too, if you care to run them through a translator.

http://megalyrics.ru/lyric/zhanna-bichievskaia/poruchik-golitsyn.htm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbfGi8rVubU

Russian music is ochyen grustniy

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>>76640548

>>76627153
That would mean I'm 19 today

>>76640589
>1987 was 60 years ago

>>76640575
this one is 10/10 holy fuck

makes me want to play S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

>>76640627
If you like STALKER you should check out Vladimir Vysotsky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROmlFJamIuY

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>and not one of them thought to just kneel on the ground
>and to tell these boys that even their valiant dreams
>in this cursed country are nothing more than steps down
>a neverending staircase toward unreachable spring

those fucking lyrics

What would our new Southern nationalist political organization/fraternity/charity be named? Southern Legion? Sons of Dixie?

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>>76640693
reinstalling now

i need to play it modded, i might download L.U.R.K.

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>>76640790
Resurrect something from the past

And wear the memories of our worthy ancestors as a mantle of honor

That's the southern way

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knights_of_the_Golden_Circle

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>>76638952
so I can look at her when I come back

>>76640790
Are we going to distance it from the Confederates and just make it about pure Southern nationalism

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>>76640943
Whatever will be the best from a PR perspective.

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>>76640943
Southern nationalism is pure by nature, it's cause is righteous.

There's a reason that secession was never taken to the SCOTUS, the yankees were afraid there might be a legitimate case.

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>>76640864
>>76640813
you have any more of these stalker memes

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>>76641012
STALKER memes you say?

>>76636335
I was thinking more like a high class Georgia southern accent

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>>76641012
for you

i do

>>76641042
Gets my dick hard desu

>>76640999
I know, I just don't want it adulterated by faggots who want to see it fail

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OFFICIAL /dixie/ ANNOUNCEMENT

The Zone is hereby claimed as southern clay, the irradiated Chernobyl with it's surroounding area and it's bounty of artifacts must be annexed for the sole benefit of the South.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRRGYEFZF4A

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>>76641089
nice

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>>76641094
>SKREE

kek

haven't seen that one in years

here's another favorite of mine

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>>76641129
>tfw lost all my old ones
Good thing /k/ still posts most of 'em

The Wall isn't a good Pink Floyd album but it's the most a e s t h e t i c.