/brit/

Wish there was a codified way of displaying to women that you have a big dick. Sort of like what gays do with their handkerchief code
It's such a shitty hand to have a big pecker but be stuck in an awkward skinnyfat nerd body

>>76591416
hike your trousers up

You ever see that film Super 8? Elle Fanning is alright in it. I'm not a 'ce I swear.

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hm..

>there are thousands of songs out there that you'd love yet lie undiscovered in the depths of youtube

>>76591416
wear spandex exclusively, might send out the wrong message though

Take me as refugee! You bastards!

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Imagine the classroom banter

more like "elle fanny"

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>gf and I decided to mutually break up
>downloaded Tinder
>tfw realised that she was the only girl I could talk to and I'm autistic around everyone else

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do you find this attractive? I do

FUCK


DONALD


TRUMP

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the jewish gf

>>76591476
how bouts I take you up the arse instead you gay twat

>>76591467
Heres one for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot_oaXvCYLo

gentlemen, can I be a bit lewd? it's regarding the op pic

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Elle has a cute brother

>>76591446
>Was it/is it any good? Just drive around and talk shit all day?
there are thousands of servers, each have their own thing
some are just fun unlimited cash/vehicles, some are roleplaying servers, some are trucking servers etc

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Watch it white boys

Black Irish I am

>>76591493
He's got balls tho

>>76591510
Go ahead

>>76591479
>Doing something solely for your virtue-signally benefit that screws over your son's school life
I don't really believe that could be real desu

>>76591500
got more?

do you have to pay monthly for elder scrolls online

>>76591506
I am offended! KANKER VARKEN!

>>76591467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R9Cki4ZrP0
this is for you mate

>>76591479
>be foetus sitting in the womb
>pray to god
>please, for the love of you, don't let her name me "Gough"
>hear a booming, heavenly voice
>"ok senpai, I promise you won't be named Gough."

>>76591514
>trucking servers

hmm

Where can I download it and gta sa?

>>76591520
Why do White Americans venerate the black male as the epitome of masculinity? Are they this soft? That gentrified?

>>76591500
hmmmmmmmmmmm

>>76591520
ah yes love (((science))) me

>>76591528
i would like to smell her sweat from her vagine

>>76591521
fuck off drumpfkin

google marxism

>>76591552
just search SA:MP on google
gta sa is easily pirateable on the bay

unfortunately loads of servers have died out, its getting old now

>>76591575
Seems like a plot to trick me into being a Marxist

lifting weights and eating more lads

>>76591558
top one now would be labour and tory
bottom would be UKIP

>>76591554
they don't

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Giz' a sip of yer stella, lad

>>76591575
wtf im a communist now!

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do you find this attractive? I do

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>>76591569
mmm

gta ranking

4 > SA > 5 > VC > LCS > 3 > VCS

>>76591541
чтo ты мeня cкaзaлa мaлeнькaя блять cyкa

>>76591597
post pics of your skinnyfat runty body

true communism has never been tired

>>76591621
decent taste although I would swap 3 and vcs
3 is dire

Elle Fanning is marriage material

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What about this?

did you all see dear white people?

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>>76591558
>Six weeks after the bill was passed, Callaghan wrote another memo, which exposes the thinking behind the bill with startling clarity. "It is sometimes argued," said Callaghan, "that we can take a less serious view of the scale of immigration and settlement in this country because it could be, and currently is being, more than offset by total emigration. This view overlooks the important point that emigration is largely by white persons from nearly every corner of the United Kingdom, while immigration and settlement are largely by coloured persons into a relatively small number of concentrated areas. The exchange thus aggravates rather than alleviates the problem."

>>76591530

Neger aub. Die foto is letterlijk de meest generieke naaktfoto ooit, zo zijn er een miljard. Waarom zou ge meer willen?

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>>76591627

>>76591621
>>76591637
runts. 3 is great

>>76591621
generic

>>76591625
Gd paк!

>>76591670
IT'S TURTLE

I am the most muscular poster in /brit/

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having a wank

>>76591653
watched 20 minutes. seems it was written by a teenager

ochams razor more like cockhams razor

jump out gang

>>76591721
it was pretty good 2bh

had anybody heard the theory that jesus was gay?

>>76591665
find it interesting that i understood this

>>76591741
never understood what occams razor is. am a bit thick

Got counselling tomorrow

Gonna talk about my hatred for pakis again and that I think my parents were related

>>76591682
иди нaхyй eбaть дypoк

>>76591773
fuck off already you literal redditor

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BRITPOOP

>go to limerick
>it's full of blacks

ah yes

>>76591770
post thighs

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/brit/'s funniest ever post

Don't reply to it
Don't engage

>>76591775
so you won't be using /brit/ for your counselling any more then

brit?

more like shit

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hate sargon hes such a smug self righteous cunt, hate all the rest of them too, molymeme etc.

jordan petersons alright though

>>76591817
>>76591793
rude

Placebo are a great band lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OWNqTkWl-Q

>>76591805
I've already had 3 meetings with my counsellor

Nothing has changed yet

>>76591801
Shrieking

>>76591817
good post

can we pool some money together to have a hitman kill it?

>>76591822
christ what is this
has the alt-right gone mainstream

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Whats wrong with English "people" ?

summer is all about the three b's

bikinis, booze, braless

live laugh love x

>>76591797
>>76591822
You have actual autism

>>76591817
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>76591822
a lot of nu-males in this photo

alt-lite is truly cancer

Bit of a newfag (to /int/ anyway), can anyone explain this Aisha girl and her friends to me?

>>76591776
12/5000
Cмyчe мoя птицa!

>>76591808
i too am a fan of reddit3reddit3
the narwhal bacons my friend

>>76591856
what's wrong with this

when does the footy start again ffs

>>76591822
wishing i was the fat pacific-islander looking nonwhite with the hair.
those guys always look so comfy everywhere.

>>76591514
Just got hit with the nostalgia

I remember being 10 and playing SA with my cousin.
>driving down a desert with kdst playing
hnnng

Funny thing I used to think the graphics were brilliant.

>>76591872
all right wingers are numales

>>76591822
fucking hell

>>76591844
need to dox him first

>>76591856
Working class people aren't human

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love this image
wish i was like this irl

>>76591822
look exactly like the failed normies i picture them to be

>>76591893
nu-males don't have a specific political side

they just cling to gimmicky reddit movements like the kekistan thing

>Ariana Grande - One Last Time

Hm this normie music is quite good

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>>76591822

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>all right wingers are numales

http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-nonexistent-traits-look-your-next-boyfriend-1452
girls unironically think like this
but really it's bullshit and as long as you're physically attractive you can be however you want

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What books you lot reading then?

I liked SA but that zero RC plane mission was some bullshit

>>76591855
It was never underground. These are the people you are posting with on /pol/. 4chans own unique brand of le ebin nationalism is pure unadulterated 'tism.

>>76591822
Lol Chris Ray Gun actually is a manlet.

>>76591940
/brit/

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>Working class people aren't human

>>76591926
mature

>>76591940
uncle tom by nigger

>>76591925
has the internet reached post-post-irony

genuinely think we're evolving

show this to someone from 1990 and their brain would explode

>>76591968
best post in the history of 4chan

>>76591940
Mes amis and natasha's dance

Payday today

Just under £4,000 in my bank

>>76591941
was so easy

don't understand why people moan about it so much

us true alt-rightists don't associate with kekistanis

we wear all black and have hitler haircuts

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need a middle class white nationalist movement in the UK asap

>>76591972
post-post-irony is new sincerity

>>76591984
Stick it in a stocks and shares LISA bud

>>76592014
UKIP

>>76591984
send us a bit mate

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anime

hulk hogan's lawyer has a terrible toupee

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>>76592001
>us true alt-rightists don't associate with kekistanis
>we wear all black and have hitler haircuts

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>>76592014

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imagine naming your son flash gordon

unbelievably grim

honestly think sam hyde has the most evolved sense of humour on the planet

nobody has peaked that level of irony yet

>>76591880
ты хoчeшь paзбитoй гoлoвoй
дyмaeшь eшe paз

>>76592038
they're alt-lite civic nationalists

>>76592045
hit the nail on the head with this one
hit the ball out of the park
well done

>>75384001

>>76592014
Hopefully they'll accept pakis

>>76592027
Nah, slow and steady

>>76592039
Get a job NEETscum

Slowly dawning on me how ugly I am lads and how likely it is that I'll never have a gf or have sex again

>>76592063
love the vids of him driving his mother mental

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who is chuck johnson and why does he want to take us over?

does he work for the globalists?

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Who /tory/ here?

>>76591996
if you played it on PC they nerfed it quite severely

bank statement came in
9,000 quid in the ol ISA

>>76592089
sometimes look in a mirror and think I'm a 7/10 but then quickly reminded of how ugly I am by photos

fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off you fucking loathsome piece of shit

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what are my politics

>>76592084
no, fuck off

whites aren't welcome in black nationalist movements, nonwhites won't be welcome in ours

we're done sharing our identity

If hating pakis became mainstream would you do it openly?

>>76592098
>Johnson is frequently described as an internet troll.[3][4][5][6] He periodically makes false and unsubstantiated claims.[7]
Perfect 4chan owner 2bqh.

>>76592121
nerd

>>76592062
that pizza is really badly shopped

anyone else find the clubbing culture is just fucking stupid? All these house/dnb clubs festivals try to recreate the raving culture but telling people they are the movement of a generation is stupid when you're going through airport security to get in and being flogged 2-4-1 blue VKs

>>76592108
no they didn't. keyboard and mouse is so much fucking harder trying to fly

>>76592121
archetypal anarcho communist

>>76592121
greens

>>76591984
You make 4 grand a month? Wtf

>>76592121
national anarchist

>>76592121
alt-right

>>76592121
you tell us turtlephimomong

>>76592132
male pakis, yeah

don't feel strongly about female ones. wish they took the carpets off their faces though

>>76592149
1. you got a LOT more fuel
2. you can plug a controller into a PC

>>76592151
>>76592153
wrong

>>76591822
I know him IRL
I've played mtg with him
he's an ok guy desu

>>76592089
>again
FONT

>>76592121
Perronist

>>76591416
extremely pathetic post
you're overestimating the importance of penis size (like all virgins do)

>>76592067
я yбью тeбя

>>76592185
Let me guess, you're a fascist with a fetish for spandex and tightly knit turtlenecks?

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>>76592189

>>76592220
t. dicklet

>>76592113
Same

At least I look younger

>>76592131
But I'm honorary white
I'd slay a thousand pakis for the greater good

>>76592165
Closer to £1,200
I've been saving about £600 a month

>>76592202
moot had great lowbar form for a newb

Step 1: Brazil Future Search will make a real-time search engine for 4chan text data only. They will forgo images because images are not important in data mining.
Step 2: The new 4chan search engine will provide data to Effyis (boardreader.com).
Step 3: Boardreader.com will add 4chan search to their board search.
Step 4: Effyis (boardreader.com) will provide a firehose of data to Hottolink (their parent company) to use in data mining.
Step 5: American companies will begin purchasing analytics data from Hottolink.
Step 6: There is no step 6, you have already had your data sold to the highest bidder.

hmmmmm

>>76592189
this was written by a successful person trying to trick people into getting walked over. a lot of those "unsuccessful" habits are things all successful people do

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Whats my political affiliation ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njYmiuTkOKo

>1:28
now THIS is a tune

the greater good would honestly being you killing yourself
not even being facetious, you're one of the worst human beings alive
kill yourself

>>76592266
Lizard

>>76592189
huge amounts of successful people hold grudges, criticise people, are entitled, fear change, horde information and exude anger

this image is a fat load of rubbish

>>76592266
rasheedism

the cicadas of myanmar emerge every 13 years while the brasilian cicadas emergy every 17 years

>>76592014
can't wait to cable street you runts

>>76592266
staunch maoist primitivist

>>76591963

LOL

>>76592266
the gay paki party

>>76592231
unironically have a big willy but I'm shit at using so I know better than anyone that size doesn't matter (as much as you think)
although I'm really tall so birds can tell it's going to be big

>>76592262
business idea; these thoughts are a consequence of success/failure, not the cause.

>>76592266
just plain bent

>>76592294
Antifa is for loser virgins

a quick rundown of the turtlereich
>national fitness program enforced in all schools and workplaces
>focus on local government
>mandatory civil service
>high emphasis on civil participation
>ban on height mixing

>>76592304
wrong 2bh

it's a question of how you deal with adversity and other challenges in life

>>76592266
Sinn Fein but only ironically

>>76592302
pics
seriously
pics

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>Antifa is for loser virgins

Post comfy soundtracks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfW1bkPI8Kc

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>>76592266
bordism

>>76592318
I'm not being as absolutist as the post suggests, but there's a huge degree of survivorship bias amongst the successful.

Except me, because I temper my moderate success with severe depression. :^)

>>76592221
я бyдy yбить тeбя*
тyпoй идиoт

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What are my politik?

how come the most outspoken people in extremist politics are the most runtish?

>>76592323
being a nonce
>>76592329
tfw this nigger make more in a month than you do in a year

>ywn live in new york and blast alt-J every night

hmmmm

>>76592357
gay

>>76592325
shan't

>>76592314
also all LARP ideologies are banned and Nick Land will be taught in all schools

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who here /agent of chaos/

>>76592329
can you believe this cunt is nearly 40 years old
jesus christ imagine wasting your life like that.

>>76592368
bender

*talks about ideas*

>>76592357
social liberalism, more known as radical centrism

post nonce hunting hightlights

>>76592121
social democrat
>>76592266
aaa pbp

>>76592374
teasing little cunt
I'll show you mine if you show me yours

>>76592322
Jokes on you i know nothing in Ireland's politics since im not Irish

>>76592376
Whats your stance on diplomatic relations with Ireland, more importantly trade? What can you do to benefit me?

>>76592406
nonce

>>76592410
dumb gay nonce, fuck off

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remember

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what are my politics?

>>76592356
Heт, нeт. Я нe бpитaнcкий

White Sharia honestly couldn't come soon enough

having a moist bum problem atm desu

>>76592381
He was a fat NEET dropout living in Swindon before he got big on youtube

Pink panther wafers don't seem as nice anymore desu

>>76592416
yeah I'd go for it
strong anti-yank stance though
also both anti-Israel and anti-Palestine

swindon mentioned

doing The Virgin Life

>>76592453
Both trends, antifa and the alt right are incredibly runtish. I get third hand embarrassment from watching these yanker wankers make shows of themselves.

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>>76592453

>>76592459
sharia literally means "kill all whites" in paki

is trial by jury a good idea lads?

word of warning: sources tell me janny is in the thread and looking to make an example of early news, so please wait until after bump limit for the sake of his nut

>>76592450
Really jimmies my neutrons. Why haven't we told the islamic state about this?

>>76592499
no

why are so many rorkies here?
you need to be helicopter desu

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doing a bit of the ol' 'once 'unting

>>76592428
get the FUCK out of my thread YANK

>>76592513
my mate has a gf like this

>>76592499
depends, but mostly no.

>>76591940
rereading Dostoyevsky's notes from the underground
bloody hilarious

get the feeling a lot of NEETS would empathise with it if they read it tbqh

>>76592410
I'm not bent, don't want to see yours

>>76592530
faggot

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>>76592444
>Heт, нeт. Я нe бpитaнcкий
кaкaя eбaть cyкa гoвopит тaкoй.....?

>>76592516
/brit/ is a rorke general. Lefties >>>/out/

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>why are so many rorkies here?
>you need to be helicopter desu

this one's fresh off the boat

>>76592553
what the fuck do you think youre doing?

Centrists: Uninformed
Centre-left: pretentious and self righteous
Centre-right: unfashionable and boring
Right: cheeky lads
Left: out of touch
Far-Left: Embarrassing
Far-Right: embarrassing or scary

>>76592579
testing janny, which is NOT a good idea

>t-these are good memes
>i just wanted to make friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXRbIdaLD4Q
state of this runt

>>76592596
radical centrists: /brit/

>>76592566
>not a single twink
waste

>>76592553
EARLY

>>76592553
JANNNNNY

wish I was tall tbqh

>>76592716
whats your height lad?

>>76592730
5'11

>>76592554
>>76592513
Kin ell

>>76592730
Prefer not to say

a janitorial presence?

sargon can't read

>>76592493
good post

>>76592566
moot gets around