Cuisines of Europe power ranking

>>76586495
>portuguese bacalhau
Masterchef tier, top class, best taste

>norwegian bacalhau
white trash tier, looks like shit tastes like shit

hmm ok

I'll just leave this here.

https://www.oxfam.org/en/pressroom/pressreleases/2014-01-15/dutch-beat-french-and-swiss-top-oxfams-new-global-food-table

>>76587152
>The Netherlands is No. 1 in the world for having the most plentiful, nutritious, healthy and affordable diet

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>>76586495
>ukrainian food
>white trash tier
You should commit suicide right now.

>>76587108
Although we have 9132756 recipes of cod, that's only 5% of our cuisine, or even less.

Try using less butter next time, m8.

>>76586495
Why do we have food ranking threads everyday?

>>76587210
Why did you post pierogi?

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>>76586495
Say that to my face fucker, not online, and see what happens.

>>76587278
The ranking of american cuisinme is ten ranks below white trash tier.

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>>76587279
That's vareniki. This is pirogi.

>>76586495
Agree desu

>>76587338
its boolky you subhuman

>>76587360
No, because it's stuffed. Go to hui.

>>76587338
>>76587210
stop stealing our culture fucker

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>>76587108
Because you eat it fresh.
We salt it and eat it like the one in the bottom in the pic

>>76587393
>boolochki
>cannot be stuffed

subhuman slavnigger

>>76587413
We also eat it fresh, idiot.

>>76586495
Turkey and Spain should be blue Tbh

>>76587459
>>76587298
it's a czech anon that have been posting this baiting map for a long time

>>76587407
You have no culture.
>>76587419
>he doesn't know what pirojki is
Are you churka or what?

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OP keeps reposting this shit because in reality he can't afford to buy food.
The Czech cuisine ranks the worst in Europe when it comes to diabetes.

While the Netherlands ranks with the best European cuisines in every respect.

>>76587491
I know it's obviously bait, but just sayin

>>76587338
This isn't pierogi.
>>76587210 this is pierogi.

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>>76587431

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>>76587527
We should call it the diabetes republic.

>>76587555
>this is pierogi
That's not how you spell "vareniki".

>>76587571
>>76587527
Who gives a shit about diabetes.

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>>76587459
>>76587491
Do you seriously think your disgusting paella is better than our ''arroz de cabidela''?

>>76587596
>vareniki
>>>/tg/

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>>76587524
>You have no culture.
umm try again sweetie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDDmy_as3t8

>>76587315
>Barbeque, Burgers, Lobster Rolls, Thanksgiving Foods, Chilli, Jambalaya, Buritos, Egg Rolls, Clam Bake, etc.
>Bad
You may be an idiot. Europeans just have shitty versions of our food or come here and eat at some shitty tourist spot.

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>>76587599
I can't hear you over our number 1 rank in food quality.

Note the czechs are ranked 30 in food quality.

>>76587638
What?
>>76587658
Did you put bread in water? Wow, that's some african level of culture.

>Second food thread in a row
These Special Olympics cannot be stopped now, can they?

>>76587459
This

>>76587658
nuke Silesia
then nuke it again just to be sure

>>76587634
God save us...
That looks like something I would put on my dogs bowl.

>>76587634
Meu amado Deus!

Papas de sarrabulho! Arroz de cabidela? Polvo panado con arro, de tomate? Bacahau a Brás?
Como podem nao Portugueses competir? Sawyer kraut? Fish n dips? Pasta? Por favor

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>>76587666
enjoy your shity healthy live

>>76586495
>Turkey, Albania, Bosnia
>Europe

>>76587634
UMA DELICIA

>>76587664
All this is inferior food.

The worst play on earth to eat are american citys

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>>76587634
What an exquisite African food!

>>76587707
Water with garlic and some fat*

>wodzionka
>best soup
pick two

>>76587728
>Silesia
>Best region of Bolan
pick two

>>76587664
>barbeque
That's not american cuisine, everyone in the whole timespan of civilization had barbeques.

>burgers
Diabetes and fatness

>lobster rolls
I prefer fresh lobster

>thanksgiving foods
More fat

>chilli, jambalaya, burritos
mexico

>egg rolls
More diabetes and cholesterol

>clam bake
Every country with seafood does that, basic as fuck and not unique

You may be an idiot. Or maybe the fat has climbed to your brain and deactivated important functions.

>>76587793
Enjoy your lack of food.

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>>76587741
Eat our pastry and your balls will drop to the floor

>>76587821
>Water with garlic and some fat
That's like a soup for poor people.

>>76587809
We exported cabidela to Brazil, but unfortunately they changed chicken for monkey. So sad.

>>76587845
lack of food? kek

>>76587802
It is. When i eat it i feel the strenght of my Ancestors flowing throw my vein

>>76587809
It's chicken blood with rice + chicken meat

>>76587859
Will do, but you can't make me eat that abomination above.

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>>76587864
UMA

>>76587666
And yet somehow Italians live longer.
What are Dutch dishes even like? Bicycles cooked in LSD sauce?

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>>76587869
The Netherlands is the second food exporter in the world, after the USA.

We feed the world. While nobody wants to eat Czech food.

>>76587952
Keked

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>>76587898
It's actually pretty good tho

>>76587709
What's wrong about food threads?

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>>76587860
no no no
That's the soup of the most powerful race in the world (Silesians)

>>76588000
>Silesians
Who? Those guys who were taken by Hitler?

>>76587959
Pretty easy if you have nothing except fields. You're the exclusive agricultural economy region of Germany at this point. Bonus for having a big port for german exports!

>>76587859
Those are some funny looking pierogi.
What's the orange stuff?

>>76588046
>Taken by hitler
more liked killed by russians at stalingrad

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>>76587982
Tou a ficar con fome.

>>76588047
We're still the most densily populated country in Europe. After the micronations at least.

>>76588085
Never heard of it.

>>76588063
suggary egg yolk

>>76587990
They are always up when I'm hungry :c

>>76587982
That looks a bit better, not good yet tho.

>>76588112
I know, you have a shitload of people.

>>76588127
Nice. Would eat.

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>>76588113
>hmm normal germans
>were they taken to the HEER?

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Please eat our cute pastries

>>76588146
Arr rook same

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>>76586495
What's so popular and sophisticated about Czech cuisine?

>>76588190
The fuck is that?

>>76587952
We have lots of milk based products (cheese, vla, milk, yoghurt etc).
We have lots of bakeries (lots of bread and cookies).
We have lots of fried fast food (all farm animals mixed togheter into meat)
And our traditional dinners are usually heavy vegitable based (never just potatoes) with a small amount of meat / fish. Normally Dutch people eat cauliflower, cale, spinage, witloof, red cabbage, carrots etc. Sometimes with onions, apples or ham mixed into it.
I'm not really into fish, but things like salmon, herring, eel and so on are also popular.

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>>76588225
SUGAR EGG YOLK,THE THING YOU USE TO MAKE CAKES

what's balkan cuisine like?

>>76588269
sounds just like any northern european country out there

>>76588361
Like Greek and Turkish

>>76586495
i think french food is gross but german and spanish is good. am i dumb?

>>76588475
Not dumb, you just dont have a like for french cuissine, but It can be fixed.

>>76588475
redneck

>>76588190
They really are cute
WTF i love Portuguese cuisine now

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>>76588269
stopped reading at (You) tbqh

>>76586495
>Spain bland
you delete this right now

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>turkish food
>meh

This thread can be considered as shitposting..

is czech food significantly different from slovak food?

>>76588560
most french food here taste gross to me i guess i need to visit europe

>>76588598
kek

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>>76590026
it all make sense now

>>76591853
>czech republic

hahaha

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>>76594989
>his cuisine is literally Iran + Syria with literally 0 dishes of its own

>>76587413
>We salt it and eat it like the one in the bottom in the pic

Oh, the nightmares from childhood awoken again. Burn in hell!

unhealthy? do i have to upload an obesity chart?

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Danish cuisine is best

>>76596308
looks like a typical dinner for me heh

>>76587210
Posting from crimea i see

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>>76596439
too many vegetables for you

>>76588203
This bread/dough thingie looks good.
[spoiler]Fuck me and my intolerance to wheat tough[/spoiler].

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>>76595375
You guys use tomato on it. There are better things to try it with, desu.

Look up a recipe for Pastéis de Bacalhau and tell me it's not divinal.

>>76587831
What we call barbeque and what you call barbeque are completely different. Also
>jambalaya
>mexican
Wut

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Friendly reminder that Fish/Seafood > Meat.

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>>76596971
Looks like our buñelos de bacalao. Simple food is the best.

>>76586495
>Again the guy from Czech Republic shitposting about Spain

keep trying m8.

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>>76597089
Why not both?

Post your favorite murican dish

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>>76597171
Forgot pic

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Seafood is the best food.

>>76597111
Yours are actually a copy from ours, I think. I actually don't much like Spanish fish recipes (too much tomato doesn't go with fish in my taste).

But I'll defend your tortillas over the Mexicunts cardboard ones with my life.

>>76597169
GOOD post, however.

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>>76597171

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>>76597215
They sell those at Mcdonalds

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>>76597171
To be fair, this is the only American thing that's enticed me, but I've never had it. I want to, but we don't have your sauces here, though. We usually make our own and don't have the international stuff.

>>76597111
What's inside?

>>76597246
Tomato craze is mostly the Med, Gallegos and Basques tend to use others sauces/ways of cooking than tend to respect the fish more (being catalan tough tomato is love, tomatoe is life). Pil Pil is a heavy weight sauce but god tier.
Also about the origin of the buñuelo/pasteis, probably is older than both castile and Portugal, Roman did eat fried dough already, and the basque have been fishing and salting them forever.

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>>76597171

>>76597421
salted codfish
milk
potatoes
onion
garlic cloves
parsley
cilantro
eggs
salt
pepper
olive oil

It's seriously delicious.

>>76597509
Yeah, you may be right. We probably started with the Bacalhau when we owned a bit of Canada and some Indian/African spices, but the recipe with generic fish is likely a lot older.

>>76597171
has America ever invented a recipe that isnt fast food related? im not memeing here, just curious

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>>76597421
It's a fritter of Cod, egg, onion, parsley, sometimes butter and some yeast. It's mainly eaten for easter.

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>>76597171
anything involving minced beef

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>>76597171

>>76597246
disgusting
>>76587982
disgusting
>>76587859
disgusting
>>76587634
extra disgusting

>>76598340
just because they aren't shaped like cocks doesn't mean you wouldn't like them.

>>76598379
>chicken feet
>rice cooked in blood
>those shitty unoriginal pastries with nothing but sweet egg cream inside (or w/e it is called)
no thanks

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>>76598093
Disgusting. Meme food.
>>76597600
this

>>76599157
...
It's fucking breaded and fried anon.
What the fuck do you guys not deep fry.

>>76586495
denmark should be blue tho

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this is real white man food

>>76599669
You guys eat so little, is that why you are so boring?

>>76599821
theres plenty of food on there nigger

>>76601304
That's like a light breakfast, the beer included.

>>76601398
are you fat?
looks like a regular meal to me, in terms of size

>>76601398
fat

>>76587152
I'm really surprised that the UK came in worst in terms of affordability in Europe. When I lived there I could buy a week's worth of food for 15 pounds. It was horrible food, but I could.

>>76587803
This has to be bait. American cities have a wide variety of food for a range of price ranges and from a number of ethnicities. Sure, most home-grown American food isn't exactly haute cuisine (and almost all home-cooked dishes invented here are nightmarish), but there's something for everyone.

>>76599669
Scandi food is truly the worst in the world.

>>76605430
would you like an uncooked fish from a can and unhatched chick with that

>>76587634
Brazil truly is your son, Moortugal.

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Is this the weekly thread where people pretend to be 5 stars chefs but can't cook to save their lives?

>>76606484
*kisses you on the cheek*
I like Japan.

>>76597246
> (too much tomato doesn't go with fish in my taste)
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.
Heh, I bet you don't even eat spaghetti with shrimp and oysters.
Tomatoes are filled with glutamic acid, which is why they perfectly complement all sorts of seafood, whether it be cod, tilapia, tuna, salmon, shrimp, lobster, or oysters.
On the other hand, potatoes (which, according to what I have noticed, is what codfish is often cooked with in Portugal) do not complement the flavour of fish, or, indeed, any kind of protein. Sure, you can serve them as a side dish next to the fish, but it doesn't really make much sense to cook them together, since they're so starchy and bland.

>>76608448
Yeah, but we have 2 kind of fish dishes:

Simple fish, served with side potatoes, but with minimal seasoning - salt/lemon - where the fish flavour is supposed to stand out. These are often grilled, but not always.

Bacalhau dishes, where you season the bacalhau will all kinds of stuff (look any recipe, we have literally hundreds), where the fish is meant as a vessel to more intricate spices and flavours, be it in sauces or beds of other ingredients.

The latter sometimes has tomatoes, but they aren't the best ones.

>>76587527

>USA there

immediately discarded

There's a difference between nutritional and plentiful (Dutch, USA) and superior culinary

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>>76601871
>>76601932
>t.

>>76586495
>czeck cuisine

Tbh yours is identical to Austrian and Bavarian cuisine. Get a fucking culture.

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>>76586495
>Spain cuisine bland
>Belgium cuisine better
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
delet and kill yourself

>>76596608
that is so stupid
you cant eat it without stuff falling off the bread

>>76601871
>>76601932
my gorilla friend is right you skinny faggots