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Classic edition
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Asian girls?
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/our guy/
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>>76571484
Not a fan
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>Blacks
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Star Wars Galaxies > board games
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i love /cum/ memes
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Friend told me to go to a psychiatrist but I'll never fall for their Jewish tricks.
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>>76571484
very big fan
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Chicanos are for Americans as Quebecers are for Canadians. Both are dirty, bad smelling, wine growing, foul-mouthed, gasbags.
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>>76571484
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>>76571507
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>>76571519
>chicanos
>wine growing
wut
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>the call that saved /cum/
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>>76571519
Quebecers are white please fuck off
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>>76571476
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>>76571512
Psychiatrists are MDs.
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>>76571509
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>>76571538
Psychiatry and psychology are Jewish inventions.
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>>76571531

Quebecois are metis
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Hell yeah y'all best be fixin to lynch niggers like the good lord says also check out my redpilled minecraft channel maga pede based coats hahaha i have no understanding of 4chan culture but still try to emulate them but lack the self-awareness and love for absurdity

Man fuck /pol/ and leddit
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>>76571484
>>>/trash/
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>>76571531
Yeah right
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>>76571575
Awful post
kys
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>>76571551
glad the jews are helping suicidal vets with their imaginary problems then
faggot
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>>76571552
>that dumb fucking star in the corner
>a fucking DEAD bear
>a patch of grass
what were they thinking?
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also i made an appointment with the therapist...
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I'm sorry but you're not the one
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>>76571576
>Ukrainian
Interesting.
>>76571585
Nice job falling for the Jewish tricks
kys
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>>76571595
Asian girls!
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me in the front
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>>76571504
why do "people" of the current generation do this
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>>76571601
There's truly a shit tonne of Vatniks on the East Coast here. They actually contribute unlike /some/ of the people here.
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>>76571618
me far right
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r8
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>>76571630
Incredibly autistic
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*squish*
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>>76571576
>being THIS mad that we resisted conscription
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>>76571630
15 year old/10
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>>76571630
nova scotia is the only thing going right in this image. do you speak Scottish gaelic?
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reminder that californians are 20% white, fucking poor, illiterate, retarded and need to die
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>>76571648
no, he speaks trailer park boy
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>>76571630
>>>/trash/
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>>76571557
that's a myth desu

everyone claims to be indian for special snowflake points
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>>76571630
>sunshine
>nip cartoons
>chink book
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Why have Texans stopped threatening to leave the union? Was it all just to get attention?
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>>76571652
maybe i should be happy about the fact i'm more likely to work in ottawa or vancouver than san francisco...
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>>76571644
Dirty forest nigger, I hate u, I hate everything you stand for you stinky fucking frog. It's your fault Canada is so shit. I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you. Your horrible stench clouds over Ontario and poisons the water of Canada. Dirty Frenchman, Go bathe in your cheese stinky.
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>>76571667
that bear looks like a deflated tube of toothpaste lmoa
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>>76571671
they can't leave now that #theirpresident is in office
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How is liking Donald Trump autistic?
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I'm going to move to northern Quebec one day and survive off beaver meat.
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>>76571671
El Presidente
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>>76571630
Are you Native?
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>>76571644
>mad we resisted conscription
>Published by the Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society
Brainlet
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Isn't Northern Quebec Native?
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>>76571691
beaver tastes bad because all they do is re-eat partially digested trees
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>>76571724
Doesn't matter, I'm gonna live innawoods and hunt with a bow.
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I googled how to find a girl to dominate me but it didn't help
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>>76571724
Yes, Not even Quinn the Mighty Eskimo is safe from the French. Stupid dirty Acadian, Brittania rule the waves. I fucking hate the French so much holy shit pay your taxes you fucking faggots and quit sucking Alberta's nipple of money so you can pay for your shitty cheese and wine.
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serious question: were the segregationists right?
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>>76571728
Doesn't matter. I'll also eat fish and anything I can forage. I'll also make a
full-body suit out of animal skins and shriek at the top of my lungs if anyone ever comes near me.
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domination is silly.

i just wanna find a girl to poke and drink hot chocolate with.
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>>76571724
it's actually eskimo
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>>76571759
Considering negroes want segregation again I'd say so.
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>>76571764
>race mixing
off yourself
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>>76571764
Had girl like this. Too bad I'm mentally unstable and that the cutesy way she acted got annoying.
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>>76571784
I don't think you have to worry about him ever actually doing that.
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>>76571764
love this chinky girl

would exempt her from my no racemixing clause
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>>76571775
>Win a free trip to Mexico
This is a jail lottery, isn't it?
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Um, what's wrong with race mixing?
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>>76571779
source?
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Farewell to Nova Scotia, the sea-bound coast,
Let your mountains dark and dreary be
When I’m far away, on the briny ocean tossed,
Will you ever heave a sigh or a wish for me?

The sun was setting in the West
The birds were singing on every tree
All nature seemed to be at rest
But, alas, there was no rest for me.

[chorus]

I grieve to leave my native home
I grieve to leave my comrades all
And my parents whom I hold so dear
And the bonny, bonny lass that I do adore.

[chorus]

The drums do beat and the horns do alarm
My captain calls; I must obey
Farewell, farewell, to Nova Scotia’s charm
For it’s early in the morning I am bound far away

[chorus]

I have two brothers and they are at rest.
Their hands are folded on their chest.
But a poor and simple sailor just like me
Must be tossed and turned on the deep, dark sea.

[chorus x2]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFsg4ZFG5wY
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>>76571811
>mexico
why do coloreds only think with their dicks?
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>>76571811
Well for one it produced Mexicans.
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Mexicans are Gods greatest creations
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>>76571829
enjoying this thanks for posting
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Terrible post above
kys
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>>76571814
>http://www.torontosun.com/2017/06/22/university-of-toronto-holding-black-only-graduation-ceremony-today-with-pomp-and-lots-of-circumstance
>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/harvard-university-black-only-graduation-ceremony-graduates-may-2017-ivy-league-a7730686.html
>https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=9196
The list goes on and on
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no i'll meet a girl.

didn't i just say that i made an appointment with my therapist. i am a castle of mental stablity.
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Imagine how much this better this country would be without California
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>>76571860
Mental stability is bad.
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>>76571860

you're going to need to aim a lot lower than this girl FYI
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why do blacks hate segregation and then hold blacks only graduation ceremonies
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Imagine how much this country would be without Quebec.
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>>76571883
FUBU
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We should go to war with Canada.
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>>76571883
They also want blacks only student housing, blacks only study space, blacks only meetings...
The list goes on
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Fucking leaf stole my yellowposting gimmick
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>>76571920
Ryan's been doing it for much longer than you
kys
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>>76571920
>asians are going to advance genetic engineering and cosmetic surgery until they look white
Really makes you think
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>>76571929
kys amerishart
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>>76571894

Much shittier since Quebec is literally your best province. Ne sois pas jaloux monsieur anglo
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>>76571880
dude i know.
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>>76571857
thanks. later guys
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>>76571907
Fuck off!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0CvSIhF_tA

THE LEAAAAAF FOREEEEEVER!
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>I'm a National Socialist
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>>76571883
in canada there's black only public schools
https://www.thestar.com/yourtoronto/education/2015/11/20/africentric-grade-school-still-a-lightning-rod-for-debate.html
ruby bridges, eat your heart out
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tfw driving test in 14.5 hours
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>>76571937

Both are bangin'...
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Canadians look so much more English than Americans.
Why are Americans such unidentifiable mongrels?
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>>76571950
Fuck off you dirt tongued snail eating crab. I have more respect for my shoe than for them blue painted sissies, I hate Quebec so much holy shit you are no higher than a pig. go back to France you unholy turd from god's arse.
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>>76571983
racemixing, Canadians are pure
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>>76571674
san francisco is the best city on the west coast
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>>76571964

Fucker just got his methamphetamine injection.
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>>76571991

its comfy

but I wouldnt say best
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>>76572014
well name another city so we can have an argument about it bud
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>>76572014
kys valley boy
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>>76571682
are you trying to imitate an anglo baby boomer or what

get off the internet gramps
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>>76571975
How old are you? We get our licenses at 16.
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>>76571991
You aren't welcome here frog. Go back to rolling in shit and drinking 3 dollar alcohol.
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>>76572027

Portland, tbch
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gf sent me this I think she likes me
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>>76572036
>frog
The poster you replied to is an Anglo-Canadian mulatto well known for getting angry at people who imply that communism doesn't work.
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If the populations of the 3 /cum/ countries mixed with each other what would the result be?
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>>76571988

Im anglo but Im not as ignorant as you and decided to learn a useful European language

Dont hate Quebec due to your ignorance holy shit the absolute state of your argument
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>>76572030
What, You defend these monkeys? You think they deserve to eat at the same table as us? They're subhumans! Fucking disgusting animals!
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>>76572034
us too, i just kinda fell for the depressed neet meme for two years and didn't get it until now
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>>76572041
portland is nice and has a high quality of life sure but it isnt big enough for my tastes. portland is the best mid sized city in all of america probably
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>>76571983
You had more non-British immigrants than we ever did. Until the 1950's most of our immigrants were still British or Irish.
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>>76571983
anglo canadians literally all look the same

same square head shape for all of them
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>>76572044
>>76572047
>QIDF
Why should I have to learn two languages to live in a country that Anglo's founded? Why does their packaging take up so much of everything that my son cannot even read half the shit at the supermarket? Then the Acadian at the register to ask if I need "assistance"
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>>76572046
CHI because there are ~130,000,000 million Mexicans
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i'm out of fucking activia and I just ate a big ass bowl of canned beans
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>>76572080
I'm stating facts, Ricky. He's not French-Canadian.
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*points to you*

MY NAME IS ETHAN BRADBERRY
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>>76572080
>Why should I have to learn two languages to live in a country that Anglo's founded?
why are anglos such brainlets? the french settled canada about 200 years before the english
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>>76572047
>French
>Useful

Oh boy sure do want to talk to Frogs and Africans..
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>>76572080
>anglos founded canada
yeah right lol

you are definitely good at imitating baby boomers, even down to bitching about trivial things like having english AND french on packaging
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>>76572080

Lol you fool France colonized Quebec, not England

Learn more about your country you imbecile. French isn't even mandatory in the majority of your provinces so it is really a non issue
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/cum/ has more quantity

/dixie/ has more quality
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I'm not sure why he is doing it, but it's working.
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imagine a country full of average height, black haired, light brown eye'd, strange colored skin that isn't even on the color spectrum, humans that speak a mix of spanish and english, yet are not fluent in either, with a canadian accent
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>>76572054
I know the feeling, I was like that for about 2 years..

I actually just got my first job and enlisted into the Marine Corps at 18, so there's always hope.
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>>76572126
Wrong.
/dixie/ has one faggot from Arkansas making 90% of the posts
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>tfw phimosis
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>>76572044
im a nationalistic socialist, not a communist. i dont have some absurd "alliance" with poor people across the globe because i know my living standards are predicated on their suffering and im self centred.
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>dixie
>quality
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>>76571964
>>76571995
Hitler had Parkinson
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>>76572106

French is incredibly useful. Its one of two diplomatic languages used in the United Nations (alongside English) and is also the second most useful European language used in a variety of international contexts. Large francophone populations exist in Africa, middle east, europe, eastern europe and some in Asia
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>>76572139
>tfw cum stains on my tip that I cant scrub off
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>>76572147
kys ouiaboo
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>thanks for taking me out for cofveve anon
>whatchya thinkin' about?
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>>76572167
>uncircumcised
>American
???????
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i live in quebec and can count the amount of times ive spoken in french this month on one hand
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>>76572167
p-post a picture
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>mfw I found out i could just type 4chan.org/int/cum and get to the general right away
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>>76572198
thats my home page
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>Everyone getting stirred up
Calm the fuck down honestly. I'm joking around and you fucks are taking this way too seriously.
Yeah, French people are human. Jesus Christ you fuck's will snap up anything I put on the line.
I'm fucking Acadian for fuck's sake, My last name is Gouthro
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>>76572191
Good lets work together to make French a dead language.
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Sometimes my legs or arms randomly twitch.
Am I going to die?
>>76572183
I'm also uncut.
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I'm always tired, have low energy, no motivation to do shit.. would you recommend a supplement or drugs? I was thinking adderall but i don't want to go through addiction and withdrawal
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>>76572208
i knew you were kidding, hence the comparison to baby boomers
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>>76572174

>Another american expresses interest in foreign languages and cultures
>What a faggot

Americanculture.jpg. Sad!
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>>76572208
Autists are always on edge desu
t. autist
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>>76572208
>Yeah, French people are human
What an incredibly false statement.
>I'm fucking Acadian for fuck's sake
kys
>>76572222
kys ouiaboo
Nice digits though
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Why are white gays so insufferable?
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>>76572208
the orginal french are gone

its all a giant mixed population now
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>>76572222
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>>76572211
i took the time to learn the fucking language i wish it would become more relevant globally
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>>76572191

If you don't speak French you shouldn't live in Quebec. It's simple, really. If you can not or choose not to assimilate into a culture it is you who are at fault, go back to Toronto
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BABBAWABBABOOOOOOOO
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>>76572215
exercise

drink coffee
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I feel as though watching anime has ruined my chances of ever finding my dream woman. I keep comparing 3d with 2d and it doesn't bide well.
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>>76572262
Honestly pathetic.
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>>76572213
Are you CHI? I think I read somewhere only Whites and Negroids get circumcised in the US now
>>76572238
You've clearly never met a black one then.
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>>76572247
i always laugh when i hear someone from new brunswick tell me about how they didn't need "facist" laws to preserve french

then they speak chiac
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>>76572260
I do both, nothing really helps. Feels like im stuck in an endless loop
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>>76572256
i was born in montreal and am bilingual you insufferable wannabe croissant

reminder that you will ALWAYS be an amerifat and associated with walmartians that crap their pants and think french is a kind of cereal made by general mills
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>>76572270
That's the point really, I don't look at a real woman the same way I'd look at a picture of an anime girl.
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>>76572278
I am Polish.
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>>76572255
I'm pretty fluent in French and have never had to use it once.
I'd like to keep it that way.
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YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS GUYS. I LITERALLY JUST SHAT IN MY FUCKING PANTS. THERE IS LIQUID SHIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AS IM TYPING THIS.
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>post in /lat/
>get called a chicano
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>>76572295
sounds like autism bud. did you learn it in school?
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>>76572297
Well, are you?
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>>76572296
What inspired this concourse?
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>>76572281
stop masturbating, hit up tinder
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>>76571476
Jayden seems cucked
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>>76572296
there's no worse feeling than being a grown person with an illness and taking a diarrhea dump in your pants, i can't believe some people have a fetish for this literal shit
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>>76572294
I see, if your parents didn't have it done they don't make their kids do it.
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>>76572283

Self hating quebecois.jpg

If you hate your culture so much why don't you leave for greener pastures? If you are truly "bilingual" and were born in Montreal you are intentionally not speaking French if you can only count on one hand how many times you spoke it this week. You are part of the problem.

Vive le Québec française!
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>>76572321
I'm not actually a Polack. My family came here in the early 20th century from the German Empire. I just wasn't cut for some reason. I also have a German surname.
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>>76572296
American citizenship gained
>>76572307
3 years of French in school.
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>>76572342
*blocks your path*
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>>76572358
My fellow nonwhites :)
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need a gf
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>>76572343

>3 years of French in highschool
>Doesn't speak the language

You are not fluent you fucking idiot

jesus christ I absolutely hate when sharters like you claim to be "fluent" in a language after learning how to say hello, goodbye and 1-10

Fluency implies natural skill and ease at the language which you absolutely can not possess with such little education

I've studied French for 8 years and have lived in France but am still not fluent. Of course I can speak conversationally, professionally etc but to obtain fluency you have to have obtained the language natively
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>>76572383
We all do desu.
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>>76572215
kratom

but just small doses
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>>76572393

Kratom is an opiate. I wouldn't recommend anyone to get started down that dark path

also it is or will soon be made illegal in most western countries, including USA / CAN
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>>76572383
No you don't.
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>>76572385
Have you considered that you might just be stupid.
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>>76572393
why that? it looks like it gives the same effect of like a perc or vidodin
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>>76572385
autismo
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>>76572409
fug, better stockpile a couple kilos
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>>76572320
Ugh I was extremely ill a few months ago and had a drop of it escape as I was running to the washroom; almost burned my underwear in shame and rage...
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>>76572414
don't tell me that. i'm going mental
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do you like the boobs?

canada, yes.
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>>76572429
Just do fentanyl instead
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>>76572329
God i hate americans wew. Did you know that Montreal is 1/3 anglo? And that the anglo community has been present there for 250 years? Montreal at one point was actually majority anglophone because of the influx of irish in the 19th century. Montreal has historically been a bilingual city. Im quebecois, just not a francophone quebecois. I dont have francophone culture im just not a member of it. I dont speak french because the entire west side of montreal is majority english speaking. Learn some more about quebec before spouting off about us on the internet. We have a bad rep and we dont need faggoty pretentious americans whiteknighting us as a province.
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>>76572449
I like flat chest.
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>>76572449
>do you like the boobs?
Pajeet detected
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>>76572452
>Montreal at one point was actually majority anglophone
this is what gazette readers actually believe
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>>76572422

If you don't practice or speak the language you cannot claim to be fluent. Imbeciles like yourself have watered down the meaning of the word, you can't just claim to be "fluent" after taking highschool level courses. Everyone knows language courses here are a joke anyways

If you are truly fluent why don't you go ahead and post a vocaroo if you reading this:

"Candide est un jeune garçon vivant au château du baron de Thunder-ten-tronckh qui se trouve en Westphalien. Il a pour maître Pangloss, philosophe qui enseigne la « métaphysico-théologo-cosmolonigologie », et qui professait, à l'instar de Leibniz, que l'on vit dans le meilleur des mondes possibles. Candide est chassé de ce meilleur des mondes possibles à la suite d'un baiser interdit échangé avec Cunégonde, la fille du Baron. Candide découvre alors le monde, et va de déconvenue en déconvenue sur les chemins d'un long voyage initiatique."
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>God i hate americans wew
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>>76571638
*squash*
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>>76572452

>anglo quebecer

What a joke

>>76572427

Nice argument there bud
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im fluent
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>>76572409
>also it is or will soon be made illegal in most western countries, including USA / CAN
got any idea on the timeline?

Last I checked it was still legal in Canada, and I'd like to try some. Problem is, I'm a bit wary of buying stuff like that online, even if it's legal. My paranoia is too much for me to handle.
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i think everything will be alright.
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just dropped acid for the first time, what am i in for
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Funny how more people speak Gaelic in Nova Scotia than in Scotland itself.
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damn he's a fat little boy
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>>76572524
Celtic languages are a meme in Europe tbqh, there are more Celtic speakers in France than Scotland and Ireland.
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>>76572481
nothin' personal
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>>76572452
Who cares, you detestable fucks are a dying breed in Quebec. The sooner the last anglo fucks off for good, the better.
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i went to Montreal last month and was taken aback by how good looking and how well dressed everyone is compared to here

how come americans don't have any style

what happened

for frame of reference i live in philly but it's not like people dress any better in nyc, dc, or boston either
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french is a meme language, which also makes English a 27% meme language
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>>76571894
40% white?
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>>76572516

Sorry anon, I do not. I've heard that it is on the pipeline for criminalization in the states. I'm sure big pharma doesn't want a lowcost and legal over the counter opiate to compete with their bottom line. Sad when you think that is literally the only group pushing for its prohibition, I know several people who use it as an alternative to benzos, other opiates etc.
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stupid windows checking if my OS is legit

gimme my wallpaper back
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>>76572571
>was taken aback by how good looking and how well dressed everyone is compared to here
when i leave the island im taken aback by how ugly and fat everyone is. obesity is literally ubiquitous outside montreal, its strange.
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Made an egg sandwich
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>>76572208
>Acadian
>"""Gouthro"""

By blood only clearly.
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>>76572559

I agree, Quebec and les maritimes need to protect their linguistic sovereignty / independence from the rest of Canada

Why do "anglo quebeckers" even live in a francophone province? Boggles the mind
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english is a good language
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J'habite à Gatineau et je ne parle pas français jamais lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz4MXXqb-jg

nasty stuff
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>>76572615
Autismos sure are touchy around here
>>
>>76572516
you can buy it in stores in bigger cities usually
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is cuddling a girl you like over or under rated?
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>>76572618
décrisse
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>>76572618

>Jamais
M-mais t'es en train de parler en francais?
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i would get a job but
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>>76572625
what
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>>76572620
I've watched a few of his videos. Are your products full of soy protein?
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>>76572636
Overrated by no gfers but it's still nice
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>>76572658
Did you not see the shit-flinging above you?
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>>76572659
No, they're full of corn.
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>>76572636
it's nice, but then you're stuck doing it for a period long enough that she wont get upset when you stop it
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>>76572614
this is an anglophone country

>>76572646
j'ai grandit dans une ville bilingue dans l'est de l'ontario mais j'ai quitté la classe après la 9eme année. j'ai demanagé ici pour l'université et je n'ai pas le besoin d'utiliser français parce que tout le monde parle anglais.
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lads I am literally dying of stress. I might get a massive upgrade for a job living in a big city.

I just did the interview.

Also if I get the job my mexiqt may very well come to Canada.

Dying of suspense. fuck.
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>>76572690
how to become succesfull
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>>76572684
>j'ai grandit dans une ville bilingue dans l'est de l'ontario mais j'ai quitté la classe après la 9eme année. j'ai demanagé ici pour l'université et je n'ai pas le besoin d'utiliser français parce que tout le monde parle anglais.

>>>not being fully bilingual masterrace and getting a good government job
>>
How do I get rid of bipolar disorder without seeking medical help? Asking for a friend.
>>
>>76572684

If your argument is that "everyone speaks English" then why bother maintaining your competence in French? What point is there in learning ANY foreign language with your mindset?
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>>76572559
young quebecers are crypto anglos
they all listen to drake and use shit and fuck instead of tabarnak
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>>76572632
I'm in Montreal but when I try looking it up, all I can find are online suppliers, no actual stores.
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>>76572699
1. Work at it your whole life
2. Be well raised, non degenerate human bean

that's it.
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>>76572712
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>>76572713
I haven`t tried to maintain it I just remember it. My point was siimply that where I live I don`t need it.
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>>76572717
took 90 seconds
http://zoneutopia.com/contact-us
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>>76572735

I just cant help but understand why you continue to speak English to francophones when you and they both speak French

Are you trying to piss them off on purpose?

Mec t'as besoin de faire un peu des efforts quand même.
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Just did a naughty post, ban may be imminent.
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>>76572714
>fuck instead of tabarnak
>instead of
post discarded

>>76572713
because he's clearly just shitposting and/or greatly exagerating

Never pay any heed when a leaf flag makes any sort of comment about Québec, Québécois people, nationhood, culture, language, etc. For some reason, Anglo-Canadians COMPLETELY lose all form of rationality and level-headedness as soon as the topic arises. They just become Nork-tier brainwashed fuckwits who buy into the most basic and ridiculous of sensationlistic groupthink propaganda.

And I say this as someone who's half Anglo myself.
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Brump
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i actually understand life now.
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>>76571494
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>>76572757
because everyone is bilingual in gatineau
nobody actually gets mad about english except in rural shitholes
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>>76572756
apparently I can't into search engines

thanks, anon
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>>76572771
share your knowledge
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WOWZA
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>>76572714
i'm in my early 20's and we still call you squareheads
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>>76572614
You have absolutely no idea about my country and you should stop talking about it as to not embarrass yourself any further.

tl;dr: FOY
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Hubba bubba.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HiIy3SlHs4
>>
>>76572823
good post
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okay im too nervous i need to jerk off
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>>76572816
tete carre is a fucking dead term bruh
>>
I'm having tea with Prince Charles and Camilla at the Wellington Farmers Market on Friday
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>>76572864
>implying
you're just an anglo, how would you even know
>>
>>76572786

Oh so you arent shitposting? You go to an anglophone university in Québec right?

>>76572823
I don't care about your "country" with exception to the province of Québec and the francophone maritimes. As far as Im concerned the rest of your "country" is a vassal state of USA, being that our culture permeates all aspects of english speaking Canada. Dont be jealous that eastern canada actually has its own distinct culture from USA :-)
>>
english is too easy
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>>76572865
liar
>>
>>76572887
I went to University of Ottawa but I live in Quebec because rent, hydro, and insurance is cheaper
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>>76572887
>I don't care about your "country" with exception to the province of Québec and the francophone maritimes. As far as Im concerned the rest of your "country" is a vassal state of USA, being that our culture permeates all aspects of english speaking Canada. Dont be jealous that eastern canada actually has its own distinct culture from USA :-)
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>>76572902
t. ice texas
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>>76572805
>>76572771
Skin-dentations make my peepee feel funny
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>>76572879
i have a few francophone friends in CEGEP
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76572887
I've been to Nova Scotia and it's literally the same as the rest of Canada and the US
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>>76571504
>no boi pucci
1/10
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>>76572918
ok so according to a few francophone friends who would not call you a squarehead to your face it's a dead term

ok
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>>76572920
b-b-but le based eastern canada! they are actually cultured! trailer park boys and donairs are culture filthy westerners!!
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I see Emilyposter has come crawling back to us.
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Nowhere in the New World is cultured. Not Canada, not the US, not Australia, not South Africa. Nowhere. If you think otherwise you are delusional.
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>>76572932
>who would not call you a squarehead to your face
they make fun of me for being hanglo all the time, especially when i dont get qc cultural references. they just said tete carre isnt something highschoolers or young kids use anymore
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>>76572956

Québec has culture because it was colonized by France. Western / Central Canada and USA has obesity because it was colonized by Anglos

The difference is clear
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>>76572956
canada is much more backwater than the US.
>>
>>76572971
No.
>>
need to learn to use an electric razor
>>
>>76572978

Literally what
>>
>>76572978
Is it even possible to not know how to use one?
>>
>>76572956
>New World
>Australia
Never got this meme
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>>76573010
how is australia not the new world?
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if i pass my drivers test tomorrow, i'm going to get really drunk tomorrow night.
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>>76573022
>The New World is one of the names used for the Earth's Western Hemisphere
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>>76573022
>The New World is one of the names used for the Earth's Western Hemisphere, specifically the Americas (including nearby islands such as those of the Caribbean and Bermuda).
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>>76573030
wrong
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>>76571618
Why does he have three arms?
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>>76573037
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>>76573039
Forgot pic because I'm a faglord
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After thinking about it a bit, I'm not sure I can bring myself to try kratom.

I can just imagine how bad my autismus/anxiety is going to be acting up the second I step into one of those sketchy stores and ask for some. Especially if they end up asking questions I'm unprepared for (what type I want, etc.). I just don't think I can do it. Also, I'm too much of a jew to spend money on something I might not enjoy, but I'm also not enough of a jew to just buy a tiny amount. I wish I had a friend who could let me try some (also, if I did it myself I'd be too afraid of fucking up somehow).

Maybe I should just kill myself instead. I'm honestly just tired of being afraid of everything all the time, and ironically death is the one thing which I'm surprisingly unafraid of at this point.
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>>76573057
>when you're so beta you don't even get to be in the picture
>>
New where
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AHHHHHHHHHH i why can't a calm down...
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>>76571618
>this is real

what the fuck
>>
>>76573072
how is it even possible to be this mch a pussy about drugs lmao
>>
NEW THREAD
>>76573102
>>
New
>>76573119
>>76573119
>>76573119
>>76573119
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>>76573116
How do you expect people to find that?
>>
>>76573116
>>76573123
>one without /cum/ in the subject
>other late
RIP /cum/
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>>76571519
leafs leave our Chicanos alone. At least most of them assimilate to American life
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