Emilie edition
Brainlets, all of you.
i WANT a gf
someone say emily?
>>76573187
ill make u a gf
>>76573191
Yes
emilie has no ass, no tits, is a womanlet, and removed her splits video, so she is old and used up. No one gives a fuck about her anymore, it's not 2014 and it never will be again
>>76573205
okay, im kinda desperate for attention
*waits to see which thread wins before making real posts*
shall be posting in the real thread
>>76573215
pass lol
If I was a hick, I would name my daughter Emma Lee.
>>76573214
>it's not 2014
hmmm, don't care
>>76573191
good post
>>76573234
unironically know a mulatto girl called emma lee
the gf
hi
i disabled ads on 4chan because i kept getting insect related ads but now i can't see flags
>>76573260
Your gf's a dyke bud
>>76573267
uh, no, otherwise Id be a girl
>>76573233
this is how all my social interactions go.
i think someone likes me, but then they turn around and bully.
sometimes when girls talk to me i wonder in the back of my head if they're mocking me.
The gf
>>76573266
Get UBlock instead of AdBlock. I have UBlock and still see flags.
>>76573280
that is what i have
>>76573285
Gookmoot must be fucking with you, then.
>>76573275
Sure it ain't just banter? idk what it's like for you but I used to think that way but I've learned I was being paranoid for no reason.
>>76573275
become a rapper
>>76573243
hmmmm
>>76573275
>bully.
Give ONE (1) real example of this happening to you.
That feel when two computers stop working but your shitty iPad and its non removable battery and its cameras still work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcHSUnnRsrI
wtf is wrong with southerners?
>>76573275
youre a pathetic beta male with no charisma so they hate you
Rate me guys.
Am I cute? :D
>>76573275
You're a good guy. People are just shy around you.
>>76573378
8/10
>>76573275
They're intimidated by you.
>>76573378
Montezuma would be proud.
>>76573357
Evangelicalism
where do gf's come from?
need a gf
>>76573411
UK
All of the good /cum/ waifus are British.
>>76573411
They grow on gf trees.
>unironically using the term "gf" instead of 'partner'
12 year olds...
>bite into an egg roll
>no egg
sneaky chinks
>>76573430
where do I buy a gf tree
https://youtu.be/glaG64Ao7sM
>>76573435
>partner
What are you, a 70 year old faggot? People say "SO."
>>76573435
partner is what faggots say when they speak to normal people
>>76573423
*minnesotan
>>76573435
no one uses partner except overly politically correct news anchors
>>76573447
No, they don't.
>>76573435
I say girlfriend fag
If you use the word partner to describe your girlfriend or boyfriend, I automatically assume that you're a faggot.
>>76573460
Either they gay boyfriend/girlfriend or say significant other/SO. Nobody says partner.
>>76573444
Seriously gold. Kendrick is the best artist in the world right now
>>76573484
kys
>>76573471
No one in the history of the universe has used "S.O." in real life.
>Kendrick is the best artist in the world right now
>>76573491
>>76573493
Amazing arguments
He's in a league of his own until people stop bringing the same old tired formulas to the table
>>76573460
>>76573492
SO/Significant Ohter is becoming more and more common. A couple straight couples I know use it, but I still associate it with LGBT folk using it to talk about their relationships.
>>76573492
Now I seriously think that you're 70 years old. SO is the new term leftists and redditors use if you don't want to say the sex of the person you're with. Fucking nobody still says partner to describe their boyfriend or girlfriend.
when will it be my turn to be a bull in a cuckold situation
>He's in a league of his own until people stop bringing the same old tired formulas to the table
>>76573507
Tell me, there are a jillion artists on this planet. How in the FUCK can you deign to even claim your nigger exceeds those jillion people when you haven't even heard 99.999% of them?
Damn was a 6.5/10 at best
UU and TPAB were much better
>>76573507
No he isn't. He's just the new "woah man so deep he doesn't just rap about drugs pussy and money" rapper.
varg vikernes is objectively a better artist than kendrick lamar
>>76573541
varg literally painted with his soul
based
DAMN. is inferior to JEFFERY.
>the thread turns pleb
>jeffery
>good
>>76573528
Unpopular opinion but I like DAMN more than TPAB.
>>76573526
Maybe we haven't heard them because it isn't something worth hearing? And what kendrick does definitely is?
>>76573557
It's superior to DAMN.
>>76573563
who
>arguing about nog tunes
Really gone down hill in this general.
Did a poo and didn't wash.
>>76573588
happens every week
this is the best nigger music i've ever heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzV9cUAbwFw
btw i've only ever heard of Twinz so i know what i'm talking about because i'm so devoted
Kendrick is actually bretty good but not the best at anything desu. Though a meme death grips puts out better stuff imo
Nocturnal is superior to JEFFERY, which is superior to DAMN.
>>76573588
Nice Adolf digits.
white people discussing rap is cringe but at least no one here is a /mu/ tier "hiphop head" while coming from the suburbs
>>76573609
How do you know?
>>76573605
>>76573615
spoke too soon
>>76573609
>hurr white people from the suburbs cringe
kill yourself nigger
>cringe
pic related:a 2017 album better than Damn
The migos record is pretty sick actuallt unironically
DAMN. may be overrated but nothing can ever be as overrated as Blond.
>>76573628
East Coast > West Coast imo
>>76573344
>never replied
>>76573650
east coast LEAST coast
west coast BEST coast
DUUDE GOOD HIP HOP
>>76573647
>what is TLOP
>what is Melodrama
>what is bedwetter
>what is MBDTF
>coasties
just baka
>/cum/ filled with negro melodies
the feel when you unironically want USA to succeed and improve living standards to match other developed countries.
>>76573695
Lil yachty said in a song "she blow that dick like a cello"
Blamed others for his mistake and said he thought squidward played the cello. Yachty is fucking garbage though
tfw no Noomi gf
>>76573706
Her face is too big and her neck is too thin.
the white man's music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY-CjOJCjJE
>>76573706
haha what a concept
i need a friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRWUoDpo2fo
>>76573706
tfw you just want Bannerlord to come out so your life is complete
>>76573717
>Noomi Rapace
>Alicia Vikander
>Hollywood puts these "Swedes" in many roles
What did they mean by this?
>>76573720
This chink is her bf.
A song I like was apparently used in a movie with Cara in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqtdtJq1I_Q
>>76573747
hmmm
>>76573742
they did? i've only ever seen Noomi in some Alien movie
gotta look 'em up.....
and Vikander was great in that robot film
>white "people" music
https://youtu.be/eAmMcBQavKE
Cringe af
Cara hasn't posted much today.
Explains why /cum/ has been above average.
>>76573747
Why does he look like a flip?
sorry for being moody, i just feel stressed
>>76573779
He might be a flip idk.
coming soon
>>76573787
me on the left
>>76573787
good pic
>>76573787
dont worry anon
I'M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN
THESE GUILTY FEET HAVE GOT NO RHYTHM
THOUGH IT'S EASY TO PRETEND
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT A FOOL
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO CHEAT A FRIEND
AND WASTE THE CHANCE THAT I'VE BEEN GIVEN
>>76573706
>mfw people told me they wrote in Bernie "vote for the establishment" Sanders
>>76573809
songs with lyrics in them are for shitters with no taste or interest in actual musical composition or musicality of sounds
>>76573719
Is this an allegory of environmental socialism?
>>76573721
i'd rather have your healthcare system and lower tuition costs over "muh" tanks.
>>76573799
>>76573817
kys
>>76573829
TBC is dead!!!
Nintendo Power is the thinking man's magazine
>>76573839
you will never experience pre rdf wrath in its all glory ever again
I failed you lads. I overcooked my steak
first you fall down then you jump back up again
friends
do me a favor and listen to this at full volume
https://youtu.be/5bVRTtcWmXI#t=311
>>76573847
It was overcooked the second it became medium.
yugioh was so dope
>>76573860
Gotta be more careful next time
>I will never, EVER be an English privateer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS5xR7jBxDw
>>76573865
did you steal my 50 yugioh cards 15 years ago anon????????????????
I don't want to live past 35.
Seems like a good place to give up on life.
>>76573865
I remember watching it as a kid but having no idea what was going on because I only watched it here and there.
I had a pre pubescent crush on dark magician girl though.
wow this is so deep
>>76573884
that's a good age to freeze yourself to death and preserve brain matter and be revived 200 years into the future and find immortality while getting a spaceship to captain around
Shippers are fucking cancer. No one actually cared about how bleach and naruto ended, they cared about how their pairings ended up. Its not limited to anime either, Christ they ruin fucking everything
>>76573896
>implying anyone would care to resurrect anyone other than pre-eminent scientists like Elon musk
whew lad they would just leave us all frozen lets be honest
>>76573891
whoa a pregnant negress never seen that before
And there ain't no use in turning on your light babe
I'm on the dark side of the road
But I wish there was something you would do or say
To try and make me change my mind and stay
But we never did too much talkin' anyway
But don't think twice, it's all right
>>76573899
>tfw no Narusuke ending
why even live
Reeeeee
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>76573907
philosophers would argue for all human life and raise the dead of billions and see it as their moral duty
this sect will become known as... necromancers
>>76573891
Looks like one of those 19th century racial archetype photos
So at this point no one actually denies aliens exist right? I'm in the camp that doesn't believe they have ever been to earth, but to say they don't exist seems naive
>>76573920
>>76573891
This didn't make me think.
>>76573891
Is this the one who's married to the CEO of Reddit?
Saw a really cute interracial (wmbf) couple at the park today. They had 4 really cute kids. People like them give me something to strive for.
>>76573946
Let me cure you of this
>>76573933
T h i c c
>>76573951
I really dislike this pic.
>>76573936
I'll believe it when I see it.
>>76573920
That would actually be awesome except for the fact than if they revived you you'd be an old grumpy man unable to adapt to the 58th century practices of xenomating with aliens of the outer rim you'd practically die of shock
>>76573951
I've never seen an ugly mulatto desu. I remember the hottest girl from my high school was mixed race.
>>76573952
Google "Hottentot Venus"
>>76573985
>Asian raping a black guy
>>76573982
Take it from someone who lives around them (in the South): they absolutely exist
>>76573982
>I've never seen an ugly mulatto desu
Lying faggot
kys
>>76573982
They look ugly a lot of times but De Niro's son looks like he will be a good looking one.
I mean Robert is way more handsome than Eastwood.
>>76573999
Well every race has ugly people.
How do I get a CHI gf and join the /cum/ posters with CHI gfs?
>>76574016
go to a CHI ghetto with dollar bills hanging out of your pockets
So...this is the power...of racemixing...
Wtf I need a black wife now
>>76574036
I hate when black people straighten their hair.
so after I saw a couple photos, I have decided that cara is cute but in a weird way
Honestly why do blacks do a whole bitching about their black celeb pregnant.
i literally do not get it.
>>76574036
Is it just me or does she look like a Russian? Are the memes true? Are Russians truly non-white?
>>76574047
Why? Only time it looks good.
>>76574036
what's she in jail for
>>76574058
stealing my heart
>>76574056
It just looks unnatural.
>>76574016
>tfw no CHI grills in my state
This is bull. Even the PRicans are an hour+ away from me.
need a gf
not a fan of CHI's
>>76574064
I feel the same way about blondes who get platinum hair.
>>76574058
http://www.jailbase.com/en/arrested/tx-mcso/2017-04-17/satara-mary-dyse-113471
Marijuana possession.
when i die fuck i wanna go to hell
imma piece a shit it aint hard to fuckin tell
BABLEEWEEEEBAAAAAAAA
>>76574089
afterlives don't exist, dumbass
It's impossible to not fall in love with Twiggy.
>qt cashier
>makes eye contact
>stunning blue eyes
>perfect smile
Bros my heart was beating so fast. Just absolutely gorgeous. Made me sad desu cause Im tpp beta
>>76574122
it dont make sense goin to heaven with the goodie goodies
dressed in white, i like black Timbs and black hoodies
Moving out next week senpai. Pretty hype. Any anons live by themselves? It must feel so liberating
>>76574164
No, I leech of my parents when college is out.
>>76574192
same
>>76574192
this
>>76574164
i like pooping with the door open when my parents are out of the house
>>76574206
absolute MADMAN
>>76574164
>wake up at 7 AM to prep for work
>go to work
>get home around 6
>prepare dinner
>eat
>shitpost
>go to sleep
It's SHIT. I am so lonely. So miserably lonely.
>>76574204
You still haven't told me which college you go to.
>>76574204
How's Applegate this time of year?
>>76573119
So pretty, I've cummed before just looking at her face.
>>76574283
I remember I went to Applegate as a field trip once in elementary school to some place that grew apples. It was comfy. Heard it burned down though.
>>76574283
cooler than in the valley. breezy. Cicada's are going apeshit
>>76574300
Answer my question, valley boy. >>76574235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29s6fS7Y5dY
cant believe i missed this. The shocked gasps
Should I go to the anime expo this year?
I don't even watch anime
>>76574386
oddysey yes si
>>76574343
I laughed so hard that I got dizzy.
might get the sleep schedule back on track
>>76573119
I want to see voe with a BLACKED
at work my hombred/bros/buds
>>76574399
I'll think about it
I'll try to get some friends to come along
>>76574433
why
if I post a group picture with me in it will someone make one of those things with the big group of special kids where they give them super power names?
>>76574571
>one of those things with the big group of special kids where they give them super power names
Could you post an example? I have no idea what that is.
>>76574550
It is my fetish to see pretty white girls blacked. Especially gangbanged. Would love to see Emilie Nereng with a dozen black guys.
i made a new meme, its very original
>>76574609
Its okay, i guess. Could use a little bit of work, Ill save it
>>76574609
why is it called papa?
>>76574667
shhh, dont bring up his childhood tragedy
>>76574433
lol just realized I messed that post up.
>>76574598
I can't find one
Can you not post .jpe images?
anyone ever get that unpleasant/empty feeling when you cant take in a full breath, but in your dick?
>>76574723
>>76574719
Oh, I guess not.
>>76574718
Is it like pic related?
>>76574731
well, when jacking off. Like you know its supposed to feel good and it kinda does but not all the way so it ends up sucking.
>>76574736
no it's like a picture of a whole class of kids who have special needs and someone writes over it their superhero names and powers
This one's for the straight males in the thread
>>76574778
thanks bud
>>76574758
I tried to find it, but I just found some pictures of mentally challenged kids.
>>76574807
this used to be a dodgers hat, wtf
>>76574813
didn't save it for the hat
>>76574813
Whoever shopped it has severe autism.
>>76574827
>>76574813
make it a mariners hat
>>76568972
>>76569106
So now that Bernie is being investigated, will Clinton be next?
buds buds
do you like me
Just ate a can of tuna.
/cum/ baseball game WHEN
>>76574844
thanks bud
deleting the red cucks version immediately
>>76574778
Hello Sinaloan anon
>>76574902
Never
I'M BRINGING THE DINGERS
Way too tired for skool today
>>76574920
Hey there, fella
>>76574894
HE CAN STILL WIN THIS
*promotes Hillary in "solidarity"*
AT LEAST HE'S HONEST
*takes out a college loan to pay for Bernie's 300k home*
DUDE FREE SHIT LMAO
*no returns*
TRUMP WINNING IS STILL GOOD FOR BERNIE
*gets investigated for bank fraud*
>>76574960
How's your day been?
who's the most famous person you've met?
mine is mike leach
>>76574982
Dick Dale
>>76574960
>not cara
>>76574971
Fine, I've been able to do all my networking assignments which make me happy
Do you feel okay?
>>76575013
Not a fan
>>76574982
I've never met one
>>76575013
Nameless Sinaloan is superior to Cara.
>>76575026
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFdMS1SgYiE
>>76575067
>>76575045
but he doesn't do power rankings
>>76575095
Those are autistic anyway.
>>76575103
that;s true but I still like them
got new shoes, 900 bucks
>>76575126
w2c?
Hi buds
thinking about buying some new trainers
>3 straight oregon flags
>>76575192
Wrong. One of me them was me LARPing as a dead Oregonian.
have you ever been on national television?
here's me on tv https://youtu.be/20bZwii0RRM?t=55m23s
>>76575168
https://www.maisonmargiela.com/us/maison-margiela/sandals_cod11149651fb.html#dept=shsm
>>76575192
>straight
that's where you're wrong
>>76575201
fuck I messed up. go to 55 minutes and 23 seconds
>>76575067
I know what you mean by "nameless" but I've actually said my real name like a million times
>>76575095
>>76575123
Asco
>>76575224
you look like the autist with the cymbals
>>76575224
You didn't mess up, timestamps just don't work with the embedded videos. The timestamp works if you copy the link and paste it in a new tab.
>>76575207
Wow, those $725 pants are on sale!
>>76575231
I know you did, Paul.
I'm ready for fall
Multnomah is a really dumb word.
>>76575261
>Black dude + white girl combo
Fucking Jews, man
>>76575258
oh shiii
I'm the best Oregonian poster.
In your heart, you know I'm right.
>>76575321
Lane is superior
I really need to make friends outside of college. Not a fan of being alone all summer and winter break.
Lane will ditch you when you try to hang out
>>76575239
I don't play cymbals.
here's a group picture of all of us. who am i?
>>76575321
clackers? no it couldn't be
>>76575327
Incorrect.
>>76575357
It is.
Official Oregonian power rankings
BEST POSTER TIER:
1. Lane
Clack My Ass Tier:
10. Clack
Abandonded /cum/ in its hour of need Tier:
1000000. Portland
>>76575357
One of these two
>>76575357
Friends are a lot harder to get in touch with once you're out of college since you don't see them as often. Not liking that.
Looks like /cum/ can't handle my avant-garde posts.
no one picked the guy who actually has autism. nice
>>76575376
this trip>>76575201 was actually where I first heard clack my ass.
>>76575387
nah. the front guy is annoying and a frat boy. the brown guy behind him is actually very cool though
>>76575394
no but he's awesome. He plays the biggest bass we have
>>76575357
BONUS MINI GAME
which person has actual autism?
>>76575432
I remember you said an autistic guy said it, but everyone in that picture looks autistic.
Who was it?
>>76575446
The guy with the beard on the left
>>76575446
Nerd with the sun glasses
>>76575432
You sound like you still enjoy life
>>76575449
it wasn't the autistic guy that said it. It was actually one of the cooler guys in it. we were walking back from denny's at 2am and he saw the county sign and yelled "CLACK MY ASS"
>>76575465
no. that guy is one of the most socially capable people I know
>>76575486
Was it the guy who's praying or the blonde guy right above him?
>>76575357
>>76575517
I've seen a photo of Whatcom and that's the guy who looks most like the photo
>>76575477
>sun glasses
those are actually the kind that are regular glasses inside and turn into sunglasses outside.
but yeah he is. he failed every class so he won't be there next year. feel bad for him. I was the only guy who wouldn't yell at him. once I had to talk him down from crying in the middle of a basketball game
>>76575510
it was the kneeling guy on the right side of the mascot
>>76575517
you got me
I got my grad photos and my board got tilted 45 degrees in most of the pictures they took
>>76575517
btw the random yelling guy is the dr pepper commercial guy. he just ran in while we were taking the picture
>>76574433
She is a well known coal burner. She quit her blogging career and went to Africa to "help" children (in other words: get blacked).
>>76575539
You're kind of cute.
>it was the kneeling guy on the right side of the mascot
name and address please :)
>>76575596
Whatcom is a man of God and saving himself for marriage. You keep your faggotry away from his pure soul.
>>76575608
>Whatcom is a man of God and saving himself for marriage.
*gets down on one knee*
>>76575596
>you're kind of cute
>>76575539
Can't say you don't fit the bill for an average 4chan visitor, but you sure aren't the most autistic person there.
Also did you bleach either the darkie or the curry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQHXdkQ5U48
I can't stop watching these videos.
>>76575661
>Can't say you don't fit the bill for an average 4chan visitor
what does this mean?
>curry
she's actually from el salvador and is really nice.I thought about asking her out(this was before I started dating the gf) but it was obvious that my friend liked her so I didn't want to mess with that. she told me I look like ed sheeran and once asked me if my cheeks hurt(I have rosy cheeks)
>not the most autistic
well considering that there was a guy who is literally autistic, i'm not surprised.
>>76575732
You look like the average 4chaner senpai.
Only experience i've had with latino girls was dating a chicano once
>>76575779
>average 4chaner senpai.
describe what this is
>>76575803
Brown hair
A bit chubby but not fat
Head is a bit square
Uses very little to no hair product so hair lays pretty naturally on his head
>>76575867
well yeah I guess that is me
>>76575893
this too. saving
>>76575916
Do you wear neutral colored clothing? Also slightly baggy dark blue jeans that cover 1/3rd of your shoes?