/brit/

anime

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lindy

Performing a citizen arrest right now lads

>Companies across the globe are reporting that they have been struck by a major ransomware cyber-attack.
>Ukrainian firms, including the state power company and Kiev's main airport were among the first to report issues.
>The Chernobyl nuclear power plant has also had to monitor radiation levels manually after its Windows-based sensors were shut down

Didnt know Chernobyl used Windows-based radiation sensors

We're all going to die

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the so called american mountain bf who takes me on drives

>noone will lose coverage
>22 million will lose coverage

oops haha

>>76554323
crush fool naked

>the chase
>me mums fella

Howlinh

>>76554323
crush
suicide
cut

lol

>>76554323
Planet rage man

okay

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might buy these socks and undies
but im not sure what id use them for aside from baiting on 4chan (im not gay)

think girls look nice in shirts
boys too but not in a gay way
wish t-shirts didn't exist

>>76554323
Bail
Fool
Deed

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we get it
you're gay
nobody cares

benders cannot actually have sex per its definition, they only pleasure themselves

ireland is shite

>>76554410
*looks up the definition of sex in the dictionary*

hmm appears you're wrong mate

ireland is actually an alright place

are you a virgin if you can shove your own dick in your ass?

>>76554278
we get it
you're straight
nobody cares

>>76554352
it's pretty much state sanctioned eugenics against the working class
needs to be mass executions of the american ruling class

Ireland is the England

>>76554410
how come i only like getting fucked then?
i usually dont even cum, i just like it psychologically and dont want to bother the other fella if he cums first (which they always do)

>>76554451
>ass
fuck off yank

>>76554400
Don't think there's a single bender here - a couple of lads explicitly stated that they WEREN'T gays (which is a really straight thing to do)

>>76554451
no but you're gay

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>>76554442
>that flag
wonder if she's nice irl

>>76554451
yes, gay sex isn't real sex

ah yess trump the anti system man of the people

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>he's here

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England is my city

CHARLIES IN THE FUCKING TREES, THEY'RE IN THE FUCKIN TREES MANNN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJVpihgwE18

>>76554403
would impregnate her

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Off out with the lads

Seriously wish the gf would stop watching dumb vapid 20 year old normie drone youtube vloggers who give lectures on life and shite, fucking hell they do my NUT IN.

>>76554438
>sex
>From Middle English sexe, from Middle French sexe (“genitals; gender; sexuality; sexual intercourse”), from Latin sexus (“gender; gender traits; males or females; genitals”) of uncertain etymology. Sometimes connected with Latin secō, secāre (“divide, cut”), with the idea of division of the species.

homo (same) + sex (split) is an oxymoron

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>>76554403

>>76554323
kick door lice
spot on

chromium has gotten a bit slow

>>76554323
>Secret session suicide
Ah yes

Broke up with all the GFs over the last two weeks and have a lot of work and I am on day 3 of no fap. Have a good friend at home but I don't want to have sex with her (she's kinda chubby and 28 years). She's just a good adult person to spend time with and a future business partner.
Feel kinda sexually frustrated right now not gonna lie.

>>76554513
hello nerd who is also gay and also swedish

>>76554559
Surprised you've made it to day 3, thats my record. PS thai hookers arent ur gfs alan. They arent even your friend mate.

>>76554442
She's a genuinely good looking girl, but if she conducts herself IRL in a similar manner to how she does over Twitter I just can't see how anyone could bear to be in her company for more than five minutes. She comes across as such an irritating person.

they all kuffar *waves hand*

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am i a virgin if people have fucked me but i havent fucked anybody?

ive had my dick sucked if that matters?

does liking brit-albanian qts make a runt?

>>76554510
make her read plato and schopenhauer instead

>>76554463
>just like it psychologically
how mentally damaged you must be

>>76554382
desu i want to get some panties and maybe a babydoll and fishnet bodysuit but i chickened out

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>>76554579
problem?

>>76554623
you have to be human to be a virgin/non virgin

Who smokes exclusively the finest Afghan hash and kief over shitty street weed? I do

> wife
> house
> car
> job

dad is a fucking normie drone lost all respect for him desu

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>he's here

>>76554604
The sexually voracious female, long a stock figure of masculine pornography, in the twentieth century has emerged into the daylight of literary respectability. The cruel, destructive, domineering woman, la belle dame sans merci, has moved from the periphery of literature and other arts to a position close to the center. Formerly a source of delicious titillation, of sadomasochistic gratification tinged with horrified fascination, she now inspires unambiguous loathing and dread. Heartless, domineering, burning (as Leslie Fiedler has said) with 'a lust of the nerves rather than of the flesh,' she unmans every man who falls under her spell. [Examples given: Monroe, Mansfield, Lolita, Hemingway's bitchy heroines, etc.]

I am a magnificent, supreme gentleman

>>76554658
i doubt you even a muslim

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>>76554604
>She's a genuinely good looking girl

>>76554666
>that bulge
A-Alan.. you happy to see me? O_O

>>76554659
my dad lost his virginity at 33 and was a NEET for most of the 80s
I'm very proud of him

think i was meant to be born as a 19th century prussian aristocrat

>>76554600
It's sad that you immediately associate Thailand with hookers lad. Yes this country has red light disticts, it'a testimony to it's tolerance tbqh.
And the girl is a genuinely interesting person, architect and entrepreneur. Comes from a great upper-class family.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUhlyAs69Xc

think i was meant to be born not ugly

wonder how hard it is to make hash yourself
those indians rub buds between their hands for hours long until it turns into hash
dont have the patience to do this

>every single school in my area is to have its funding cut by the tories

ah yes

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>>76554566

>>76554703
how did he support himself and you formerly?

>>76554692
Yes I am m8

>>76554703
no reason to be a NEET before 2000
vidya and shitposting is the only valid reason to be a NEET

>>76554739
What's her name?

>>76554703
Based
What does he do for work

>>76554735
dont think i ever want to smoke hash knowing its full of paki skin particles

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>>76554695

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>It's sad that you immediately associate Thailand with hookers lad. Yes this country has red light disticts, it'a testimony to it's tolerance tbqh.
And the girl is a genuinely interesting person, architect and entrepreneur. Comes from a great upper-class family.

In this dirty old part of the city
Where the sun refuse to shine
People tell me there ain't no use in trying
Now my girl you're so young and pretty

And one thing I know is true
You'll be dead before your time is due
I know

Watch my daddy in bed and tired
Watch his hair been turning gray
He's been working and slaving his life away
Oh yes, I know it

He's been working so hard
I've been working too babe
Every night and day
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
We gotta get out of this place
If its the last thing we ever do

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found an old pic of me haha

wish i could cuddle and kiss a lad while we're watching prisoner of azkaban
watching it now btw

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>>76554771
Katie
http://www.thestylinguist.com/category/fashion/

>>76554780
only indians do this i think in afghanistan or marocco its done differently

>>76554782
Made me do a brief and heavy breathing through my nose ngl

>>76554807
Lookin a bit gay 2bh

>>76554839
must have moved quite a volume of air considering the size of your schnozz

>>76554781
Why does she suck her cheeks in in every single photo?

>>76554741
he didnt need to until the 90s

>>76554782
Mirin calves

>>76554735
loads of ways to make it. i collect my crystals for months, then make them into really good hash. bubble hash is fairly easy to make. if you grow, you can use all the leftovers after you chop the buds off, all the kiff, can make a good batch of hash with that. most people throw it away

>>76554839
How much coke can you fit up ur schnozzle mate just curious

>>76554604
Can you imagine going to a party with Aisha?

She'd just spend all night lecturing people about cultural appropriation for putting a rap song on, boring everyone about Communism and the IRA, and end up sleeping with the one guy who actually gives her the slightest bit of attention.

Want to get pissed

Can't be arsed to lug my depressed arse out of the house to get booze

what a conundrum

>>76554864
literally (figuratively) get accused of this in every one of my photos. dont think she is potato head.

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And here she is when she doesn't have total control of the angle, pose, and lighting
A pudgy faced spotty Scottish mong who will look like a haggis past the age of 25

>>76554889
>one guy who actually gives her the slightest bit of attention.
me

>>76554774
he's a janitor

>>76554741
it was the 80s in the uk and I wasn't born until the 90s
>>76554753
there weren't many jobs at the time due

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Gal on dinner date just called some 5'11" lad "a bit short for me"

NOOOOOooooo!!!

>>76554855
I have a beautiful aquiline nose. I don't know what you're talking about.

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>tfw 5'10

>>76554907
shes still good looking
better than sara when shes at her best

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me, as a normie, before the suspected deep psychosis x fibromyalgia set in

the glory days, lost like tears in the rain

>>76554907
not bad 2bh. she doesnt have an aesthetic smile is all.

>Be smoker
>Have phlegm in my throat that I can't get rid of
>Slightly hoarse voice
>Slight wheeze

Lads, is it hayfever or lung cancer?

>>76554907
>Scottish

>>76554781
am baffled by the sara and rosy fans when aisha is right there

My dad was a street thug who literally ran away from home to join the circus
He later joined the military and turned his life around
His childhood is book worthy

Anyone ever hear voices in their head when stoned? Auditory hallucinations

Im 25 now and have had it as long as I've smoked weed and I'm perfectly fine when sober, so I'm pretty sure I'm not a schizo

>>76554956
You look like a big headed twat whom I would smite on a night out

>>76554956
the state of that forehead
your head has dwarf proportions

>he does the schizo post

>>76554986
nah but when im stoned and have clear white eyes it still feels like everyone in the streets is looking at me
like they are all looking straight at me

>>76554956
non-small-cell-lung-cancerlad?

>>76554956
You need to work out your neck
Not even memeing

Desublimation reverses the process of Sublimation described by Freud, and offers the immediate gratification of instinctual desires rather than their mediated or deferred gratification. Repressive Desublimation is a characteristic feature of advanced industrial-capitalist societies in which individuals are conditioned by the “Culture Industry” and other agencies to accept spontaneously whatever is offered them by society. Wheras sublimation produces true works of art, Repressive Sublimation generates the eroticism and pornography that offer only a hollow semblance of freedom and liberation. The mechanism absorbs the pleasure principle into the reality principle, and sexuality, for example, is ‘liberated’ through forms of sexual activity that promote social cohesion. For Marcuse, unbridled forms of sexuality which should have an anti-authoritarian dimension are actually transformed into a new form of social conformism.

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> brits using the imperial system

>>76554956
would smash your sister

>>76554986
Once took a massive dose of LSD, stayed awake for 24 hours, then took speed to keep going so I could attend a meeting with my dissertation supervisor and I could properly hear people whispering things at me

>>76555047
we use a disgusting mix of both

>>76555060
ah yes the arrogant student

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>tfw 5'9

>>76555047
I use both daily

>>76555081
aka the 'ant 'ent

when i turn the lights off and go to sleep and im tucked in bed i can hear multiple voices calling my name and trying to engage in a convo
not different voices everyday like the same recurrent voices
theyre not too loud much like whispers, cant hear them properly

>>76554323
swear i can see loss

>>76555060
after massive drug binges (2 dayers) I tend to think I'm hearing my friends when I attempt to sleep

>>76554965
just starting to recognize the first signs of permenant lung damage. not cancer. remember when I first started getting that. it's the tiny hairs in your lungs being covered in tar, once they get coated to a certain degree, your lungs will frantically produce mucuous to try to disloghe it, as they would with other foreign bodies which you inhale. the difference is with tar, it will not dislodge, so your lungs get stuck in a cycle of producing mucus but not actually dislodging the tar stuck to your little micro hairs. if you gave up smoking today, they might clear in 10 years.

YELPING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF_Ps2OGde4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF_Ps2OGde4

>>76555107
that's your neighbours mate

>>76555113
>>76555107
>>76555060

why are there so many druggy schizos here

>>76554554
>secret sin suicide

doing a virgin sit at the wage slave jobby

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>>76554907
She's not Scottish.

In fact, she barely has any Celtic lineage.

See pic.

>>76555139
... Filmed by and of me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on the 27 June 2017 ...

>>76555045
ah yes the frankfurt school

fuck off

thought i would take this opportunity to alert you lads to this cracking business idea that i've cooked up: redpill aisha on the jews, thus converting her to rorkism, whilst keeping her catholicism intact, and thus enabling me to ejaculate inside her and raise a large white family

put your face in the hole x

>>76554907
she doesn't look that bad

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I've had an awkward experience at work today lads.

I spoke at a meeting and a 50+ female manager commented that I have "such a sweet, smooth, buttery voice". I thanked her and the department bender joined in saying I could be reading a phone book and he'd still listen all day.

Several other people other people commented/murmured in agreement or just laughed a bit, an awkward silence followed, then we carried on as normal.

>>76555174
Mate why do you obsess with these fucking spastic girls

get a life you freak, who gives a fuck if shes delusional

>>76555153
nah none of my neighbours have the same voices and if i dont hear them during the start of the evening (even when its pure silence in my flat) why should i hear them only when i turn the lights off and go to sleep

>>76555162
drugs r gr8 m8

love white genocide
love cultural marxism
love brutalism
love race mixing
love abortion
hate pints
hate christianity
hate tradition
hate monarchy
simple as

>>76555139
he needs a fucking shower

>>76555162
because the majority of this general is bored NEETs and students buying and taking drugs off the dark web.

>>76555188
she just needs a viable opportunity her way
i mean look at rosy she tasted the fruits of capitalism via findom

>>76555206
'caroo

>>76554956
Now post the after.

>>76555174
is she the same communist qt with a paki bf who used to post on here?

>>76555206
vocaroo

>>76555206
Thanks for the update chum, I read it all

>>76555206
If you didn't immediately cut the queer off by saying "don't be gay mate" then you're a bender

>>76555107
>>76555113
>>76555060
Experience this all the time
>Get gurned out
>Go home
>Lie in bed
>Here the boys calling me out for round two

>>76555209
probably your wife being shagged by another fella

>>76555181
Adorno, Marcuse and Benjamin are devastating critics of everything wrong with modernity. Breivik was a twat.

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might do an 8 hour nap

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>>76555243
*collectivises your property*

>>76555316
what are those flags

>>76555287
mdma is the worst for it and I can't stand the stuff but even a fairly vanilla 2 day coke binge seems to end the same way

also

hallucinogen benders

Stayed awake for several days on speed once and towards the end I could see the shadow people on the fringes of my vision.

>>76555307
>he actually believes this shite
another idiot suckered in by jews

>>76555259
I didn't really feel it was appropriate, it was a department meeting discussing student intake for the coming academic year.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/624529/Jesus-Christ-Christianity-Nazis-Adolf-Hitler-World-War-2-Spear-Destiny-General-Patton
Doing a REALLY big thing

>>76555206
happened to me once when i was on the cheeky 'caine and thought i was just talking normally
not sure what you're worrying about really

>>76555301
live by my bare self

>>76555341
hello bender

>>76555223
hes not sweating thats bio oil

>>76555341
'e

>>76554382
I want to fuck that arse

>>76555307
sit on my knob faggot

>freedom and liberation
practically never defined

>>76555341
>student intake
'nce

>>76555383
>faggot
fuck off yank

>>76555341
hello paedophile

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>>76555343
>>76555343
they won't ever stop cunting on about ol' 'dolf will they
fucking hook nosed bastards

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this

One time I smoked a joint that had to of been laced because I went home, became extremely paranoid, couldnt walk properly, fell on my arse and started shivering and convulsing then just about managed to crawl to the toilet all the while these voices in my head where telling me awful things (that im going to die, etc) and then my heart started beating really fast and I tried to throw up and the cottonmouth was so bad the sick got stuck in my throat and I began choking and passed out. Surprised I didnt die. I was out for 15 minutes and when I woke I managed to crawl onto the toilet and sat with my head looking straight down, then I started hallucinating that my cock was shrinking into my body.

It was fucked lads, havent smoked that dirt since.

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By the early nineteenth century, Circassians were associated with theories of racial hierarchy, which elevated the Caucasus region as the source of the purest examples of the "white race", which was named the Caucasian race after the area.

The legend of Circassian women in the western world was enhanced in 1734, when, in his Letters on the English, Voltaire alludes to the beauty of Circassian women.

Circassian tribes were famous for their abundant fair or dark blond and red hair combined with greyish-blue or green eye

19th century anthropologist suggested that Circassians were best characterized by what was called "rosy pale" or "translucent white skin"

In Henry Lindlahr's words in the early 20th century, "Blue-eyed Caucasian regiments today form the cream of the Sultan's army."

Feminist Harriet Martineau, Circassians were the only saving virtue of the Egyptian harem where these Circassian mothers produced the finest children and if they were to be excluded from the harem, the upper class in Egypt would be doomed

i think

>>76555387
University lad.

>>76555341
Alri saville

therefore i am

>>76555376
aha mate you are mistaken! That's a man in the picture!

>>76555320
lesbians/transexuals

>>76555408
>Circassian
Cardassian*

i wank

>>76555405
laced weed is a myth you just had a bad reaction

therefore i came

My older brother (35) is playing something called "Fairy Fencer F Advent Dark Force" on Steam.

Should I say anything?

i poo

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>>76555241
the most recent i have

>>76555405
I had laced shit once too. Scary. Should've figured it was because it was all shake and in a very small baggie

disappointed at how they've politicised glasto

it's just a festival, it's for getting monged out in a field not for having labour rallies

>>76555436
How is it a myth. Do you know what trippy is? In ireland dealers just get vanilla weed and mix it with all sort of enhancing chemicals in their kitchen sink.

>>76555408
alri petrov

>>76555421
I know
I want to fuck him

>>76555452
Looks like a gay elf.

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>>76555430
feckin cardies

>>76555452
looks like orlando bloom

>>76555408
need a Circassian gf

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>not ending your drug sessions with a hefty dose of benzos 90 minutes before bed to force your brain asleep

no point laying in bed fucking wired with your ears still ringing when you can just turn your brain off chemically

>>76555458
everything is political

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Pay up piggies

Any High Tory man in?

>>76555466
enhancing chemicals are not harmful

>>76555494
Its very neurotoxic and damaging, I dont want to fry my brain THAT much. Just soldier on.

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The consequence of the Russian conquest of the Caucasus was an excess of beautiful Circassian women on the Istanbul slave market.

The temptation to possess a Circassian girl at such low prices is so great in the minds of the Turks that many who cannot afford to keep several slaves have been sending their blacks to market, in order to make room for a newly-purchased white girl.

Children born to the "inferior" black concubines were being killed.

And it's been a long time
Which agrees with this watch of mine
And I guess that I miss you
And I'm sorry if I dissed you

drank some laced alcohol once. got very confident and uninhibited, started singing while staggering around
shall be drinking some again at a near date methinks

>>76555517
not high but am a tory

>>76555494
don't always have access to cheeky benzos after you've decided to start ramming coke and ketamine up your nose after three post work pints on a wednesday

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>>76555517
yeah bro

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bf just texted me this

>>76555447
Send him
'ce

>the girl I used to bully at school now works at the pub I go to

wew

think she remembers lads?

might start going to a different pub

>>76555519
get to fuck with ur shite dealerlad, I know boys whos lives have been ruined by it. The withdrawals are shite, the high is shite and they still go for it. Laced weed is a dirty buzz and very addictive.

http://geoguessr.com/

>>76555543
hmmm

>Children born to the "inferior" black concubines were being killed.

alri

>>76555557
she probably spits in your sambuca

>>76555447
reckon steam and PSN are just there to find out who's downloading these games and then locking them up for noncery

>>76555557
ask her out runtcuck

>>76554323
Secret talk deed

new

>>76555555
>>76555555
>>76555555
>>76555555

>>76555557
fuck off bully

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england lads

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>>76554323
>secret flesh men

Whats the most coke you've ever fit up your nose? I had 5g over the space of about 28 hours, threw up a few times of course but the buzz was fucking wild. Felt so alive.

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well well...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ2vj3RSCio


CHUUUUNE

The worst thing /brit/ did was alerting Aisha and Rosie and their mates to our existence. It caused a large group of normie twitter lefties to come here and foul things up

Similar situation to /pol/ and reddit

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>>76555573
shan't

>>76555663
ah yes, the so called 'leftypol' influx

>>76555557
She will Skype your drink then accuse you of

>>76554323
Crush flesh door

Looks like I'm getting laid soon lads

>>76555573
mental how i can always identify england from the state of the shite terraced houses

>>76555405
nah you're just a stupid faggot kid
>>76555436
this
>>76555466
>Let's spend good money on good weed then ruin it by adding "household chemicals", then sell it at a loss due to the "chemicals" I have added and not told anyone about

what exactly do you think it was "laced" in? there is nothing you could put on it that wouldn't huge effect the taste and/or appearence, further to that, there's nothing you could put on it that would give you enhanced effects that would not cost more than the weed itself.

No dealer puts more expensive drugs on their cheap drugs, then sells the cheap drugs for the same price. why? that would be like tesco filling their own brand coke with coca cola, and still selling it for 20p a bottle.

I thought 'laced weed' was a thing when I was 14 too. But the fact is I was just 14 and had no tolerance to weed. Like you

>>76555663
>>76555684
All in your heads

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>All in your heads

Janissaries began as an elite corps of slaves made up of kidnapped young European Christian boys.

The Turkish administrators would scour their regions (but especially the Balkans) every five years for the strongest sons of the sultan's Christian subjects.

The recruits were indoctrinated into Islam, forced into circumcision and supervised 24 hours a day by eunuchs

Janissaries belonged to the Sultan and they were regarded as the protectors of the throne and the Sultan.

>>76555718
I have never touched a breast

>>76555567
am not the dealer from provence, from the article someone posted here it is very clear that he has been done in
enhancing chemicals are used during the growth of some weed in areas where it cannot fully grow, they don't add anything once the weed is ready to be sold. weed can't be cut with chemicals, worse you could get is some kitchen spice, hash can be cut with plastic and gum and others though

>>76555663
i think your mental timeline is compressed, they were long gone before the snap election

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>>76555731
>Janissaries

>>76555731
what was the thinking behind this?

>>76555705
>Buy shite weed
>Mix it with various other herbs
>Add some cif and sink cleaner
>Sell larger amounts of "weed" for less money

Dont even fucking contest it mate, I literally know a boy who has been doing this shit for years.

Wonder what would happen if I tried to get up without immediately grabbing a big pot of strong black coffee.

>>76555731
>Jannisaries
> Janissaries belonged to the Sultan and they were regarded as the protectors of the throne and the Sultan

did they do it for free? for no monetary compensation? for an annual salary of 0.00 currency units?

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Hello leftypol

>>76555778
They were officially slaves, and Muslims were not allowed to be slaves

>>76555777
nice series of repeating digits

>You suddenly realise the reason why Americans are stereotyped to love burgers and hot dogs is because most of them are ethnically German

>>76555731
a journalist in sweden used the janissaries as a benign example of slavery compared to western enslavement of africans

>>76554323
pints
footy
pub

wahey spot on!

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What mental conditions did he have exactly?

>>76555647
quarter oz or so over about 70 hours

>>76555754
What do you refer to as kitchen spice? Im guessing thats trippy. Synthetic marijuana mixed with other stuff?

>>76555797
yes but i mean why make slaves of your enemies your personal army/bodyguards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpEvLwOzhfI

>>76555823
overdose on redpills

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The progress

Serial drug users of any kind are loathsome.

It's the worst with serial stoners. Male stoners have this "go with the flow," lukewarm personality that resembles more a lobotomite than functioning human being - the result of ironing out every high and low of their life with a brainless stupor.

>>76555731
>young European Christian boys
wow, the Turks had great taste

>>76555780
none of that shit will give you a bad high in the delirium sense though. if anything its just going to be shit weed that barely makes you high
ive heard that in yankland they lace weed and pcp. still have to verify it by myself though

need to SHART! lol

>>76555809
Deja Vu

>>76555823
god complex

>>76555862
>no fap

might as well put your dick in a chasity cage and then get your prostate milked by pegging or getting fucked in the ass

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gone viral on snapchat lads

>>76555780
>People in ireland mix lemon cif and oregano with actual weed
>People in ireland can't tell the difference and smoke it anyway

Nobody does this. It is simply untrue.

>>76555880
lol

>>76555823
chronic no gf syndrome

>10 different flags in the last 20 posts
multiculturalism was a success

god i used to be so fucking cute, the kind of guy your girlfriend would ask for a dp with

hate how some people are richer than me

>>76555862
what app is this?

>>76555841
lad kitchen spice you put in the food. nothing dangerous

hate poor people

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>>76554323

.crush fool suicide

>>76555845
As such, they became one of the ruling classes of the Ottoman Empire, rivalling the Turkish aristocracy. Many Christian families were willing to comply with the devşirme because it offered a possibility of social advancement.

A famous Janissary was Sokollu Mehmed Paşa, a Serbian who became a grand vizier and was the de facto ruler of the Ottoman Empire for more than 14 years.

>>76555916
It's called 'habits'

>>76555880
>>76555895
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>76555923
woah fascinating mate were those the 3 words you got? great read, quality post, good contribution

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can't sleep so i'll annoy /brit/ some more

>>76555872
I hear they lace weed with crack in yanklad, does sound like bollocks

>>76555894
Junkies and desperate people will smoke anything they can procure

>>76555969
jokes on you i dont read yankposts

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>76555969
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>76555969
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

Looking forward to the next thread.

>>76555950
>>76556002
>>76556009
>>76556017
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>76555894
when we were teens a lad i know who had a dad who grew weed used to take a few buds and mix it with herbes de provence and other spices used to cook food with to other people in parties and it fucked fine

>>76555971
>lace weed with crack
Could be a sound business idea. Kids thinking they can only get "that high" from your weed, not weed from other dealers, and that they need more and more of it. Evil as fuck, but potentially more profitable.

>>76555971
So you're a desperate junkie then? Given that you smoked laced weed and couldn't tell it was 50% lemon fresh pledge and oregano? This is embarrassing.

>>76556018
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestIy cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

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Rank them. The protogf is among them. Won't tell you whomst she is.

>>76555993
you read that one
and this one
haha

>>76556028
baffling post

NEW

>>76556051
>>76556051

>>76556046
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themseIves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>76556023
Thanks Anon, I've now read this pasta enough times this week, I don't need to read it again, ever in my life.

>>76556032
I was in the presence of a couple of smackheads la

Confession time: I've never used snapchat

>>76556028
okay...

>>76554323
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