/brit/

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namibia

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>I will never be canadian

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Work in an hour and 3 minutes

>>76536870
why not?

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>/brit/ is all of the sudden pro-canada

not sure how to feel about this development

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meat pies were culinarily appropriated by the united kingdom - the fact is that they were invented by and for australians

>>76536885
we've always been pro-canada
it's literally america but not shit

>>76536874
Better head down to the ol' bus stop

big fan of canadians

>>76536885
I'm not

>>76536870
see >>76536825

>>76536370
i'm so afraid of being called out on wearing fake lenses (which i don't do and never have done, but i know it's a thing.) that i'm intentionally destroying my eyesight so i'll actually need glasses and get to wear them

and i'll still be a cunt to every other glasses wearer i see, pol pot was right about those arseholes.

>>76536885
I'm not

>>76536887
they were invented millennia ago before australia and even the uk existed

>>76536370
started wearing them at 14, it's a life sentence

>look at canadian suburbs on streetview
>huge houses everywhere

WISH I WAS CANADIAN

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>>76536903
>>76536895
STOP BEING NICE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HATE US
>>76536906
>>76536923
that's more like it

>>76536932
rasheed

>>76536940
if i move to canada can i call myself canadian or will i always be british

doing a latest joe rogan podcast listen

sargon is his guest

>>76536887
what kind of mong puts ketchup on like that

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glasses make me look smarter

>>76536912
I lived in Canada for 3 years in my childhood. We could have stayed and I wish we did.

We lived in fucking Quebec though so fuck that shit. If we did stay we definitely would have moved out of there.

>>76536952
yes

>>76536955
made it 20 minutes before I had to turn it off

>>76536952
Which hockey team will you support?

>>76536887
Ahh yes a country that's like 100 years old invented meat inside pastry

What else did you twats invent, bread?

>>76536965
Montreal's alright

>>76536958
Tomato sauce mate

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>>76536955

the reason lauren southern is a rorke is because she is from surrey, the shittiest, most immigrant infested hole in canada

>>76536966
i need to stop asking "or" questions

>>76536974
uhhh... Nova Scotia.... Kiltsmen?

>>76536959
is that brick from snatch

>>76536955
>another yank infatuated by le racist british accent man

grim

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canada is just US-lite

>>76536959
they make me look like a lesbian woman
haha

>>76536983
Cannot even fathom living in a house smaller than 1000 sqft

>>76536979
i know what it is lad it's the distribution i have an issue with

>>76536958
>ketchup

brits don't actually call it that right? shan't be posting here again if that's the case, what an absolute catastrophe

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>uhhh... Nova Scotia.... Kiltsmen?

>>76536978
Yeah because most people seem to speak English there.

My best friends there were twins who lived in the town we were in for pretty much their whole lives but never learned to speak French for some reason.

>>76536983
imagine unironically being an australian

dire

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Contemplating suicide like

>>76537021
>>76537001 wasn't kidding about Canadians being US-lite, that's one hell of a Kiltsman.

>>76537016
ketchup and tomato sauce are different you runt

imagine being this much of a brainlet

>>76537022
my ex gf was from shawville quebec which is almost entirely anglophone yet the signs, menus, and government services all have to be predominately in french

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ievza7mgjdA

>>76537061
ketchup is called tomato sauce in this country rasheed, sorry to burst your bubble

when yanks refer to tomato sauce it just means pasta sauce

>>76536975
pavlova

>>76537106
there are other kinds of pasta sauce other than tomato tho

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off to work lads

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>>76536870
If the lad at the EB Games can do it why not you?

>>76537106
wrong. Ketchup has additional spices.

Pasta Sauce = Dolmio
Tomato Sauce = Masterfoods
Ketchup = Heinz

gf didn't like the collection of 1 and 2p coins from the 70s i saved and cleaned for her

>>76537098
Yeah well where I lived a lot of people barely even spoke English. There was an English speaking school there though.

>>76536983
JUST

big fan of yanks, always have been, always will be

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>>76537131
give her a harold wilson love pillow instead

>>76537100
he lost me at the geometry

i use ketchup and tomato sauce interchangeably

in addition, i prefer to use the term ketchup because it's less syllables and i'm a strong proponent of dictional efficiency

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>>76537146
thanks

hankering for a wankering

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Wish I could be free like a Yank

>>76537146
*ushers you out of the thread*

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Going to work lads
Thought on the fit?

harold wilson is england's greatest prime minister

>>76537129

Ketchup is called tomato sauce. Red sauce is also acceptable. Now fuck off yank

>>76537192
Pit the Elder!

>>76537192
clement attlee was the last great briton

>>76537187
All you need is a leather jacket and your coworkers would be running for their lives if you were an american.

>>76537187
It alright

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>harold wilson is england's greatest prime minister

>>76537129
nobody has ever uttered the word ketchup in australia and lived to tell the tale

hope your parents don't know about their son's subversive linguistic inclinations

>>76537187
I love British humour.

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>>76537192
>when the Blairites brag about winning 3 elections

>>76537192
he had ties to the kgb

Any of you Australians here live near Melbourne? What's the best month to go there? I was gonna be there for around a month next year but I wanna know what the nicest month to be there is.

>>76537229
Listen to yourself you fucking woofter, absolutely dire shite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGeDu1LhL0w

>>76537239
the only labour leader to win an election in 40 years

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>>76537221
the story of gough whitlam's dismissal fills me with an unreasonable degree of impotent rage, multiplied by the knowledge the ALP then went all neoliberal when it next got power. (since unlike our Labour, it didn't have 20 years of losing elections to "Justify" it)

this is still my favourite quote of all time though.

>>76537255
imagine naming your son gough

extraordinarily grim

>>76537196
>>76537229
what do you call tomato sauce then?

>>76537269
no such thing

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>>76537252
>Blair
>Murders John Smith who was widely tipped to be prime minister by 1994, then uses his large majority to continue implementing Tory policies.
>Wilson
>Defeats Heath in a campaign that even Wilson himself expected to lose, while having the greatest record of any Labour leader bar Attlee.

>>76537266
is that not a normal name in australia?

i assumed it was an australian thing

>>76537289
imagine naming your son john smith

extraordinarily grim

>>76537269
tomato puree

Bit unfortunate Labour being in power when all those worldwide economic troubles happened haha

>>76537196
Red sauce is that chinky spicy catsup though from the Chinese restaurants

>>76537305
we just have typical brit/ irish names
never heard of another gough

>>76537305
it's one of those old-timey names that they used to have back before sensibility was invented

big fan of reddit
4chan? not for me
simple as

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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>>76537279
so you literally could not tell the difference when someone said tomato sauce if they meant this or ketchup
that is retarded

>>76537315
you'd think by now they'd have learned to throw elections.

if corbyn gets in it'll happen again, only in their first term.

>>76537269

Pasta sauce if its not tomato based then you'll say carbonara etc.

>>76537315
ahh
was more important that republicans were in charge in the states
would have been fucked without obamas management

>>76537343
that's puree

>>76537349
It would still be correct to say that Carbonara is a pasta sauce though, they're retards.

>currently at some shithouse small company
>potential job at Ernst & Young

PLEASE MR NOSEBERG I SWEAR I'LL BE A GOOD HOUSEBOY

>>76537266
My other Australian cousins named their newborn daughter Billie.

What the fuck

girl messaged me like a week ago and i responded and now she hasnt responded back

what the fuck

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imagine naming your son Grocer Heath

extraordinarily grim

Hate stupid people
Hate socializing
Love pints

>yanks call tomato puree 'tomato sauce'

>>76537386
>puree

Fuck off Pierre

>he's not an Ozzy named Trevor being cucked by a gorilla

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOUFKZBpFTY

imagine being kevin rudd

howling

hate tomatoes
hate italians for their extensive use of tomatoes in their cuisine
love pints

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my little roachies

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>1bn of my tax money propping up the gov
Well then.

>>76537365
>>76537386
absolutely crazy that you call ketchup just "tomato sauce". that is so vague, it could mean any sauce made from tomatoes

I don't engage in emotional exchanges because I know I'll never be able to reciprocate properly and it'll just cause trouble

fall in love with every girl who gives me any attention

>>76537412
Could've just said you have autism

>>76537405
irish people call it red sauce haha

>>76537405
>naming a sauce after a substance cats are addicted to

quite dire

>>76537405
I know this must be difficult if English is your second language, but I think that the closer you get to being a fluent speaker the less of a problem this becomes.

>>76537404
>he pays 1bn in taxes
FOT

Good son names: David, Francis and Joseph
Good daughter names: Genevieve, Jessica and Catherine

>>76537399
i love australian accents
not the really exaggerated ones but when just conversing normally they're actually very nice.

although i have a feeling that when australians emigrate they play up their accents.

>>76537418
*Sends you an angry message demanding you apologise*

>>76537405
what do you call tomato puree?

>>76537371
just a unisex name

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>>76537418
>tfw someone was talking about how their dad died when we were drinking and i realized my face showed no emotion so i was like "oh, i'm sorry to hear that... and if i don't sound like i mean it it's because i have autism"
i wish it was me that died

>>76537425
what the fuck
>>76537431
could you get me the tomato sauce?
*you come back with ketchup*
no, the tomato sauce
*you come back with tomato puree*
NO the tomato sauce
*you come back with pasta sauce*

ah yes, tomato sauce isn't vague at all

>>76537399
the original runt

imagine going through life knowing that every single person who meets you thinks you're an absolute joke

>>76537436
Catherine is too close to "Catholic" for my liking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VxaE7y_7C0

bop it!

>>76537475
fuck off wasp

>>76537460
tomato slush

>>76537473
wouldn't have any experience with such things h-haha

>>76537460
canned 'maters

>>76537479
*bops it*

>>76537472
the trick is you just don't call anything else tomato sauce

>>76537469
Still retarded. They at least named their boy something normal.

>>76537266

Its his first name? Jesus wept. Gough is a semi common surname here

>>76537505
sauna nigger

>>76537440
*bounces up to you in a wifebeater, green and gold shorts and a cork hat with fluorescent sunscreen on my cheeks and a durry in my mouth*
OI WAZZA!
*offers you one of the VB stubbies I'm holding*

>>76535430
what's the joke?

>>76537412
same, one of the reasons the gf might leave me aha

business idea: go to /r/eyebleach and save all the lovely pictures and bring them back to /brit/

>>76537518
counter-proposal: go to pornhub and wank to cuckquean porn instead

>>76537472

Fuck off yank

I'm tall, thick brow ridge, very stupid, American, gregarious, naive but in a charming way.

Please be my wife.

>>76537477
only white people of western european descent desu, so no slavs or dagos

>>76537505
billy?

>>76537511
gough whitlam

his footnote in history is getting sacked by the governor general which nearly turned australia into a republic 42 years before lizzie kicks the bucket

>>76537500
pushover

>>76537518
proposal: go to r/bigwillies instead

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>>76537473
imagine moving to australia just to humiliate yourself, starting a political scandal for your employer in the process because your non-job could've been done by any Australian but they went straight for a migrant, ruin your boss's career with your incompetence, then come home to being a laughing stock because you can't stop spewing mistakes into the public sphere

hahaha

>>76537544
I don't remember this game being so insulting

>>76536842
I wish I had servants

>>76537545
proposal: get a lobotomy and cure yourself of your disgusting mental disorder

>>76537536
Freddie

*slams a tallboy (500ml) of 2% bud light*
WWWWWOOOOOOO I'M SO FUCKIN DRUNK DUDE

>>76537548
never even heard of this person

>>76537556
nonce how do i download mp4s as webms

>>76537563
what's the point of being british if you're not landed gentry? sincerely hope nobody else is as destitute and worthless as yourself

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Toil in 19 minutes

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>>76537580
Do people actually drink 2% beer?

>>76537604
it's illegal to sell anything over 5%

>>76537592
Alt+Space+C to open Conversion panel

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>When a reporter from Australia's ABC News asked McTernan if he was working in Australia on a 457 visa, he replied "hardly fucking relevant".

>>76537623
DO NOT trust this!!

>>76537616
What? Where do you live? Is that really a thing there? I thought it was just a retarded Finnish thing

>>76537604
god finns are ugly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BtKiZiZ-hQ

>>76537600
Wish my forebears had been petty thieves and adulterers so they would have been shipped to Aus

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imagine having a daughter

extraordinarily grim

>>76537650
wouldn't mind if adulterers were deported desu

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>>76537644
You aren't all that good looking either.

>>76537654
would love to have a daughter desu

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Were the sydney olympics a relevant thing instead of a non-event like the London olympics?
Somehow i have in my head that they were a thing for Australia but i'm not Australian and i think i just got the idea in my head that they were actually relevant is because they painted it on a plane and because 2000 is a nice round number

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you arrive in america

>>76537654
>naming your car brand after that which binds and shackles us interminably with in it's avaricious grasp

>>76537687
>>>/tv/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lighthouse_and_naval_vessel_urban_legend

someone wrote this article

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reminder that canadians:

>drill holes in trees to drink their blood
>beat baby seals with clubs for fun
>use reddit religiously

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>>76537702

>>76537705
there is literally nothing wrong with fiat currency
the problem is the financial sector. put that on a short leash or nationalise it and all will be well.

breton woods wasn't a real gold standard, but it was a financial sector strangulation mechanism until the eurodollar fucked it up

>>76537702
Yo das my spot on the a-train nigga
Hard niggas role up inna spot muh nigga
bitches be CRAE'y dan a muhh fucka

>>76537705
>with in it's
very intelligent post

>>76537699
weren't they a big thing in britain though?

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>>76537723
>Canadians are tree vampires

>>76537699
the sydney 'pics are considered as one of australia's greatest achievements and anyone old enough to remember watching them views the event fondly

>>76537702
Is that a dick? What is even going on

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>>76537723
I never thought about it that way
in fact, I never thought about it

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thairad!

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>>76537757

if u had an inch of ur dads dick in ur ass & an inch of your dick in your moms vagina would you rather move forwards or backwards to get out?

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>>76537757

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>>76537733
very unintelligent reply, would not pay for this faded replica

>>76537702
>be native american
>europeans kill you and import millions of violent black people

apologize

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Just got back from da mosque

Eid Mubarak /brit/

>it's a "O'brien is replaced by a future version of himself" episode

>>76537702
any other angles? very aroused rn

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>>76537775
alri

>>76536842
The girlfriend won't let me wake up and post

thailad's in here
>>76537745
>>76537745
>>76537745

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>>76537777
Quads confirm O'brien was tortured for being a cardy killer and a mat haired race mixer

>>76537735
There was a lot of spectacle to it if I remember right but they seem to have been very flash-in-the-pan.

2008 Olympics is probably the last one I remember, since it was China sort of announcing "We've arrived!", which is also (somehow) how I think the 2000 olympics could be similarly relevant for Australia (even if they also had the Olympics in the 50s), doubly so because it's a new Millenium and perhaps Greece tried and notably failed to do the same in 2004. For Britain though, it feels a bit false and taped on, since we're quite an old country. It seems more like going "We're not dead yet!" instead of "We've arrived!", but we planned it as a sort of "We've arrived!" for a young, confident, Blairish country and ended up holding them as a miserable country with one half in a debate over whether to fuck off or not that had long seen through his sham.

But then I don't really pay huge attention to the Olympics, although every time they have one I remember that getting horses to dance is an actual Olympic sport and become entranced.

how are there so many asians if the women don't like sex?

never seen a porn or known an asian woman who seemed to like the process whatsoever

>>76537820
never seen an asian do sex

morning lads
morning nonce

>>76537820
Asians have a social caste and a breeder caste

The breeders are pregnant near constantly, causing a massive, linear population growth

>>76537838
was talking to the australians and americans in this thread, not you. sorry.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/model-acid-attack-cousin-east-london-traffic-lights-resham-khan-jameel-muhktar-beckton-a7808431.html

Part and parcel

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great youtube comments tonight lads

>>76537820
https://spankbang.com/b0pa/video/lexxistar+pov+sex+tape

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Perfect weather for shitposting.

>>76537878
>acid attack
hate this, should be treated as severely as murder.

>>76537874
Then you can fuck off to /cum/ or /balt/

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doing a think

>>76537892
>slack

>>76537908
never been on /balt/ and consider them traitors to the crown

going to work

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>>76537892
GREAT mug my lad

>>76537892
>slackware
>xfce
>t60
absolutely dire image

>>76537908
im the guy you were talking to, not him.

i enjoyed your reply.

>>76537806
always felt like the 'lympics were a part of david cameron's whole "we're all in it together" type thing. don't know how much weight he had on the bidding process tbf
and although I wasn't around then I don't think it was so much of a "we've arrived" type thing as the chinese, though I guess our economy was opened a lot by those pesky neoliberals around that time so we were a little more relevant on the world stage. think it was more of a patriotic thing given how sports are memed into our culture and that might've been our high point in international sport

>>76537954
gotta good chuckle outta this one

what's wrong with owen jones, how can a man have such a boyish frame and body
quite sure my 8 year old cousin could beat him up

>>76537968
Post yfw you realise you shouldn't even understand it.

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>>76537999

poo fart piss willy bum nigger willy wank cum

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>>76538010

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>i enjoyed your reply.

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When is the fat cunt getting impeached lads?

>>76538012
Alexei Sayle fan?

>>76538011
Are you the lad who drew Tim's Buzz Lightyear picture?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3o6dIzCDEI
hmmm....
interesting journalism

>>76538032
expect "health issues"

>>76537936
the biggest regret in my life is not buying a labour "controls on immigration" mug
it's just the most perfect thing
it's a transparent attempt to court the rorke vote, so it pisses off pro-immigration types
it's a blatantly stupid promise (we already have some controls, they're just insufficient) so it pisses off the rorkes
it's politically inept, so it pisses off most of the people who fall into a more nuanced position
it's not even the same mug they advertise in the pictures (they show an all-red mug and send you a mostly white one with red on part of it like the one in the picture.)

and i turned down the chance to own what will probably become a collector's item.

>>76538043
that buzz lightyear picture has been going around the internet for years you nonce spacker

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>>76538060
Bet this would be worth a few quid

>>76538053
she seems like the same kind of nutter that she is responding to, nutters like arguing with each other on the internet.

>>76538025
baited again. I was replying to myself

remember that time ed milliband ate a sandwich what an utter spacker

>>76538010
laughed at him back in the day but now i'm a 22 year old virgin myself and it's not so funny

The Beast
The Governess
Sinnahman
Dark Destroyer
The Vixen

>>76538099
grim

lost my 'inity when I was 13

>>76538097
hope it was halal

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big girly

>>76538010
Man I can relate to Rodge in his life situation but he could have actually made some friends and gotten laid if he weren't such a psychopath.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/jun/27/australian-census-religious-affiliation-falls-as-population-changes-rapidly

dire

might change my name because my name is biblical and i hate christianity and everything else that the (((middle east))) has ever shat out

>>76538097
he didn't know it had bacon on it (haram) and he figured out after the first bite, then was forcing the rest down because the cameras were on him

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>might change my name because my name is biblical and i hate christianity and everything else that the (((middle east))) has ever shat out

>>76538043
Absolute newfag

>>76538135
good lad

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... morning Sue selfie 27 July 2017 ...

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cleaned my spectacles

IQ went up 10 points

>>76538134
'Dora country

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really disappointed, made some great posts that got no recognition at all in this thread.

Kill all homos

>>76538153
Someone euthanise him already

>>76538032
Never.
t. voted for him

test

>>76538134
>tfw if there's any negative reaction to this it will probably be a general increase in requirements for immigration, tipping the scales further in favour of the chinks and poos.

test 2

A vile little insect
Is haunting my bathroom
Like a blackened spirit
It fouls my purity

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>>76538186
this is quite hilarious 2bh

>>76538153
excellent shoop

>>76538153
imagine if someone sent this to tim
he'd go mental

>>76538217
heyy it's me x

Got a bit high from spliff butts rolled into a new one. x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbLDFiQM-l8

test 3

>>76538173
all the best creators die in obscurity x

>spacker

these are the men who build homes?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVpT1r1n0Fq/

what's going on here?

>>76538153
the cover of my debut album

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there's a sexy french girl in her knickers and bra next to me

>>76538153
these amazing

creasing

it's working >:]

The ocean has waves, yet the ocean is not particularly disturbed by them

June 27.... i think i've been hacked again ....it's coming fromflat spranken ... probably vinnay

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SHART

*doo doo*

IN YOUR

*poo poo*

MART!

*woo woo*

>>76538277
Don't believe you

>>76538300
... wow ...

>>76538277
heyy it's me x

Woah I'm seeing double here
Four krusty's!

>>76538315
i'm in an hostel she was getting changed in the bed next to me

great body ngl

Adulthood is realizing that Reddit was better all along

can't believe any rational, intelligent individual would be against abortion in 2017

can't believe any rational, intelligent individual would be against genocide in 2017

>>76538346
Being an adult doesn't mean one is mature, Reddit is perfect for those caught in-between

*separates the weak from the obsolete*

new

>>76538363
>>76538363
>>76538363
>>76538363

aborting this thread with no survivors like genocide xD

>>76538344
thanks for your honesty

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This is what an unborn child sees when the abortion doctor comes to end their life

>>76538383
howling