/cum/

cum lol

>>76536702
haha

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Me on the left

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>I dont like THICC

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I like how half the images people post I introduced here

>>76536702
HAHA

i need a friend

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thoughts on doggos in fire boots lads?

I have noticed that when I wake up my English pronunciation is like really good. Don't know why that is.

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>he fell for the "low test" meme

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bullshit i only use my pics here

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>>76536725
Which toads did you introduce? I saved this toad outside of /cum/ but it was posted by a /cum/ country so I'm assuming it was someone from /cum/

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pic related, the gf

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VERY pleased with the new frog

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your pictres r stpuid and I wasn talking about u obsessed

>>76536702
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" "lol, cum", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL, CUM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...

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>>76536753
rate my gf

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>>76536753
y*nk women are repulsive

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>>76536762

thats my gimmick

reply to this, cum bros:
>>76534436
>>76534436
>>76534436

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>>76536750
That's Sacramento's, it was his favorite toad

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This is my favorite Oyster Bay image. I'm a big fan of it.

>>76536769

right > left

>10:52
>already tired
haha ;)

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This is my favorite image

why don't you all just FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY

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>Completely aware that I'm a little bitch because I'm not refining my abilities to create marketable skills
>Still complain to my family as though it's some insurmountable problem entirely so I can get social interaction and support for doing nothing at all

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I'm not sure what my favorite image is, I'll always be partial to this one though

>>76536792
Why say "right > left" instead of "left < right" so the directions are actually matched?

>>76536807
No one cares about your life.

remind me again why we didnt just let the krauts sink england into the sea?

@76536813
Thanks for the (You)

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>>76536792
One will take you to heaven, the other to hell

>>76536823
It was a pity (you)

>>76536814
don't you mean the UK?

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>complaining to people in real life instead of bottling it up and complaining on the internet

I would never kill, it is a sin.

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If my ex doesnt contact me in a year and I dont meet someone else I will kill myself

burned my hand on the BBQ today

>>76536843
What other stuff you don't do because it is a sin?

>>76536851
Was the meat worth it?

>>76536832

right < left

76536838

no, I mean England specifically

>>76536851
haha good fuck you

People who talk about their lives here are pathetic.

Don't you people have any real friends?

>>76536851
That was my doing.

@76536836
If you don't care about my life why would you take pity on me?
Wouldn't that imply that you care enough about my person to spend the time to give me a reply?

Or are you merely doing this because you have nothing better to be doing, and are just wasting time until you're so tired you can't stand sitting at your computer being passive aggressive to people you couldn't care less about should they refuse to give you attention?

>>76536859
oh, righto
don't understand the /int/ meme about england being bad while all the cripplingly poor, irrelevant, muh heritage shitholes are deemed as good

>tfw no gf

>talking to people about your life in real life
Stop appearing weak.

>>76536858
ya it was a top sirloin steak, paid like $22 for it

>>76536862
>>76536868
fucking rude

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>"Hey, are you still in town?"
>"In and out, I'm looking for an apartment in Portland haha"

>>76536878
I didn't read that.

Calm down.

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If the WWE commentator screamed "WOAAAHH THATS ANON MUSIC!"

What music would play?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r679Hhs9Zs

>oregonians claim to hate California
>see oregon license plates here everyday

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How can I honestly make friends?

I was homeschooled and only have 2-3 friends total who I invite over sometimes but as much as they are great, I really would like to know more people IRL.
I'm not sure how I feel about going to bars to meet people, I feel like I would attract not-so-nice people doing that.
I live in a non-major city which makes it a bit more tricky.
I will admit I have issues that make it harder to make friends, but I still would like some suggestions as to how I should be meeting people my age with similar interests.

>>76536920
I don't claim to hate California.

That's why I post about how I want to live in SoCal or San Francisco.

>>76536911
There wouldn't be music because I'm not important

My brother moved to California
Soon after he became a vegan and is now cohabiting with another family.

>>76536950
good for him
good to avoid animal products and cohabitation just makes sense

>>76536911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qNyCDoHX-A

:^)

>>76536911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0lSpNtjPM8
ironically this

>>76536929
winnipeg has 600,000 people im sure you can find friends there

Why do liberals think the rest of the world hate the South?

Literally my friends dream roadtrip is all of us going all the way from New Orleans to Atlanta, never knew why but thats what the boys want.

>>76536968
unironically this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJgZ-GiPlvM

>>76536878
lol I read most of it.

Another one of those "looks how much I can assume about your life" posts. You probably shouldn't throw a hissy fit every time someone's mean to you online.

>>76536977
Where???

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>>76536929
For me the best way to make friends was to stop trying so hard. If there are hobbies that automaticly make you socialise a bit just do those and, bleh, be yourself. If you dont have any hobby like that, try to sit down and honestly think about a hobby like that that could interest you. Like some sort of martial arts.

Dont socialize in the gym though, I hate people that bother me during that.

I hate the South, ofc

>>76536911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqZNMvIEHhs

What did he mean by this lads?
>>76536572

>>76537004
The bar, i know what you said is kind of true to an extent, but i live in a town of 5,000 and met my 2 best friends at the local bar, do you go to uni or college?

>>76536911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQNfd4EnCB4

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Did SD lose all his money in crypto today? Why he so moody?

>>76536911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

;^)

>>76537029
Probably because I told him to khs or something.

Some people just can't handle my extremely sophisticated posts.

>>76537005
I dont really involve any of my hobbies IRL. I am really into old vidya and I play alot of SNES, NES, Genesis, etc... games but I don't hang out with anyone IRL who shares these interests.
>>76537025
I don't go to school at all, I just work the night shift at a supermarket.

>>76537030
I had an indian roommate and he would always play this

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>>76537029
Just that time of the month

This would be my theme if I was a Russian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b5X69vREAg

Received a filtered (you)

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gimme

>tfw the LWA finale was dumb

Men can't have periods, period.

gf didn't like the collection of 1 and 2p coins from the 70s i saved and cleaned

>>76537082
Same feeling here

>>76536911

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVNcmGjNW6c

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Entertain me.

This would be Drumpf's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e3uiAIia-4

>>76537074
Fuck your bf in the ass or something

>>76537088

at least they all looked cute in white

>>76537097
nope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-mTb1YRzBA

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*blocks your path*

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>>76537099
No drive, besides it wouldn't make me any happier

I'd rather just lay down, listen to music and think

>>76537134
*BRRRAAAPPPPPs your path*

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I actually like many of the mexicans(not CHIs, actual mexicans that come to study at the universities here) I know, I feel like we are very similar. How we dress, musical tastes, how we act in general, I should've been born a castizo

>>76537097
Memelord for President already has a wrestling theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd9PYIb0H2o

>>76537147
Good album.

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Here is a beautiful picture of Portland, Oregon.

i have jotolisco fatcebook

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>>76537147
bud...it's time

>>76537173
post

ever since i was a kid ive been obsessed with the idea that everyone lives at the same time as me.

Like right now someone is being born, someones dying, someones drunk, someones crying, stuff like that idk why i find it so interesting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXydR84wrJU&index=17

What do you guys think of this song?

>>76537194
I used to think that also
for some reason, I found it comforting to know that someone is awake while everyone else in my time zone is sleeping

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>you will never be a little kid watching the first season of Pokemon and seeing all the neat 'mon designs everywhere

seriously, it was magical. I dont know why, but the old designs were really cool, and I didnt even start with gen1

American bf for me?

>>76537240
No, shut up.

Pokemon the cartoon was several times more succesful than the games to the point that the majority of mexicans think the anime came first.

Also i dressed as pikachu when i was 6 to the spring parade.

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>>76537246

>>76537271
fuck off weeb

*puts on my reading glasses*

Let's see what the chan has written today

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Wish I could dance.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYMrzXus3n4

>>76537177
Suicide is not an option

The problem is entirely the result of my idiocy and it's something I can solve with some determination

I'm just being a lazy shit

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WABBABLOOOBEEEEEEEE

When I was a kid, my best friend and I used to play club penguin with each other everyday.

Good times.

>>76537304
Did you like the new xx album?

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>trump isn't like the other republicans, he doesn't give a shit about austerity and he rejects all jewish regime change plans abroad

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>American comics

>>76537340
Haven't heard it yet

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n7MvvdqpMU

>>76537336
I used to play Neopets. I still have my account and still remember the password.

Post a better anime song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li0OhEuHDQM

You cant so dont (You) me.

>>76537353
My favorite song from the first album is Crystallize.

>>76537356
I tried Neopets, but I never got into it.

>I still have my account and still remember the password.
Club Penguin was the first account I ever made. I still use the password for every account I make.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e375bE9sKM

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>>76537375
Me too

>>76537374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7kZVH849Eo

You know it's true.

I would bang Amy Poehler

>>76537422

The japanese version sucks because of the singer but the song is pretty great indeed.

>>76537374

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8BYBaDz0Ic

>>76537433
I would bang Amy Schumer desu.

I just don't like her pig face.

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>>76537421

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STOP NOTIFYING ME, WINRAR

IM NOT BUYING IT

>>76537421
>>76537476
Angels is superior

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>>76537298
>>76537336

>>76537502

my friends though this pic was the most hilarious shit ever even if they never played club penguin

Java is a pain in the ass

>>76537498
That's a song from Coexist, right? I haven't listened to that album yet.

>>76537492
>winrar
>not 7zip
Go to bed, grampa.
>>76537527
Yeah. You should. It's pretty good desu

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>try to log into old Club Penguin account
>now it's just an app owned by Disney
WHAT THE FUCK

>>76537549
You just found out? They shut the servers down a while ago.

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>>76537519

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Aaaaaaahhhhhhh

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>>76537558
I had puffles, an igloo, and everything.

Now I have nothing.

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>>76530244

>>76537588
good...

Anyone here listened to RELAXER yet?

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Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYZ8MjRe9K4

>>76537608

dunno what that is

>>76537619
Album by Alt-J
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUEDRt2jBD0

>>76537619
alt-J's new album

>>76537617
Nice

>>76537617
Guess I'm gonna be listening to all of xx today

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>76537629

Id wanna kill myself too if i listened to alt j

76537678
Exceptionally rude post.

i hate the way music is now EQ.

i really like when the EQ sounds sharp like treble knocked all the way down to 11, now it just sounds so bland.

I don't even know who alt-j is desu

>This video contains content from [Merlin] PIAS, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds


H-h-haha didn't even wanted t-to listen to it haha

alt-J, stylized as ∆, are an English indie rock band formed in 2007 in Leeds, by Gwil Sainsbury (guitar/bass), Joe Newman (guitar/lead vocals), Thom Sonny Green (drums) and Gus Unger-Hamilton (keyboards/vocals).

The band's debut album An Awesome Wave was released in May 2012 in Europe and September 2012 in the United States, and won the 2012 British Mercury Prize.

Urusei Yatsura has the best anime music.

I don't even care for the show.

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>extracting 12 seperate rar files
>finish one folder
>forgot which number it was

This is the best rap song of all time
Prove me wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJsXTQLGjJI

Taste the meat not the heat

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Gonna hit the ol' snoozer

>>76537759

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1plPyJdXKIY

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>>76537271
Kill Me Baby posting is always welcome here.

>>76537786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiPYEpvSaxk

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>>76537791
tfw no friend who'd murder me daily basis

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>>76537799

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNtiEcT9W6M

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>>76537812
I used to attempt murder every now and then on my now best friend when we were toddlers. Almost got him with strangling. I don't know why I did that to other kids, though.

Hate how talk show hosts are starting to pretend they're real journalists.

Stick to the jokes, idiot.

>>76536809
Delet

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>>76537827

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RNH
Who tf up?

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>>76536809

>>76537888
Me

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>>76537862
I always feel like an edgelord when I bring that up.

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>>76537888

its lit af, senpai

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>>76537888
>>76537900
>trips
>dubs
REAL NIGGAS get digits
>>76537932
Off by one busta ass nigga

>>76537888
I am awake at the moment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssKg8v8KS6U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94-tCIoxb9I

>>76537979
me=the spider
you=the mouse

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>>76536698
guys we like you more and more, we just want to be your friends.
please stop the bullying and lift the sanction
>>76537939

>>76537827
when i was a kid i got pretty hyped up by alchemy in morrowind and i started making poisonous concotions out of mushrooms that i planned to test on my friends but fortunately my dad found out and smacked me accross the face few times and i learnt my lession before there was any fatalities. child's logic is such a bizarre construct

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I'm feeling really silly right now.

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>>76537979
I used to punch these things at the cottage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-LhVZVzfJ4

>>76536702
lmao , " cum lol"

the last time we trusted bolsheviks, the cuban missile crisis happened

>>76538015
When they finish the investigation into Russia's "hacking" of the election the Hawks will want new sanctions to punish you tbqh.

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Who wants to dance? I'll lead.

>>76538021
Kids are dumb and callous, I guess.
I even did something like that, as well, but instead with berries I found growing that turned out to be poisonous, as well. Luckily I just dumped it because I couldn't think of what to do with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B8fq-PmaHc

the last time we trusted capitalists, pinochet, guatemalan coup, etc happened

>>76538062
Drumpftard friend of mine linked this on Facebook.
https://streamable.com/4j78e

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>>76538102
>implying that's a bad thing

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>tfw no one wants to dance
haha I don't mind :)

Pinochet is a hero

Allende is a hero

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>>76538103
>cable news outlet cares more about ratings than fair coverage
No shit

i prefer leaders who are put in office by their own people (Leftist or rightist, i don't care as long as it's by the people) instead being put by some foreign influence

>>76538182
>instead being put by some foreign influence
Like Drumpf.

>>76538182
What is your party?

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>>76538182
Oh you mean like our countr-

>>76538182
democracy was a mistake

>>76538210
at 21:00 in my house please be there

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>other europeans wishing good morning to each other
>been working for almost 6 hours myself

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idk what this is lmao

I hope it's funny

>tfw hated George Soros before it was popular
>tfw wanted to destroy him
>tfw when the alt-right//pol/ happened
>tfw it's not how I wanted it
fuck my life desu

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>>76538260

>>76538260
How do you even wash that?

>>76538294
I guess I don't have many webms

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>>76538286
>being a political hipster
Triste!

>tfw only redditflags poster left
All flagless posters are now my slaves.

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Heh, better luck next time kid

thinking of investing in a gf

>>76538412
It wouldn't work out.

>>76538412
Stop wanting a gf.
They'll only ruin your life.

>>76538412
Tried and true South East Asian stock? Eastern European market? Or perhaps the up and coming Latin American market?

>>76538430
>>76538424

you just want to hog all the gf's for yourself
>>76538435

disgusting
prone to leaving once the green card arrives in the mail
ew

>>76538478
My ex gf is the reason why my parents won't speak to me

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No

*gets down on one knee*

I want you to be my bf

why does 4chanx say every image I try to upload is corrupted?

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>make a romantic gesture
>get ignored
Happens every time. At least I have my porn.

>>76538593
America has become corrupt

>>76538601
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/int/brit/
You just need to go where the homos are

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*sighs*
Jungle fever is a curse.

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>>76538689
Why? African niggers are having kids 5+ at a time, soon you'll have millions to choose from.

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>>76538727
>niggers
No need to be racist.

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>>76538784
uhh, are you black?

>>76538796
No, but I have a black soul.

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>>76538807
So if I offered you these two, who would you pick to gf?

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>>76538689
that's because you propably think white people have no culture

>>76538823
The one who will give me beautiful caramel babies.

>>76538823
>having a pornwhore as a gf
hahahaahahahaahahahahaha

>>76538859
Calm down autismo it was a hypothetical

>>76538874
>hypothetically thinking about ahving a pornwhore gf
hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I'm still disappointed with the "coup" in Turkey.

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I posted a funny reaction image to something that wasn't that funny and several people have followed suit.

>>76538902
It was obviously a sham. Turkey has a history of coups, so a real one would've easily toppled the government.

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Think my friend's gonna kill himself

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>>76538902
>tfw
>>76538910
It almost worked, king roach just got away before they could capture him. that caused the whole thing to fail.

gonna kms

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>>76538910
We still got a few decent memes out of it.

>>76538957
>It almost worked
No it didn't. Barely any of the military knew about it or participated in it and Erdogan was conveniently able to escape it with no risk. It was a sham.
>>76538932
Where do you live?

>>76538978
Oklahoma

>>76538286
At least that rat is finally getting exposed (again).

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>>76538978
>It was a sham.
Bud king roach was fleeing for his life in his private plane trying to secure safe passage to Europe before he mobilized his roaches to take over the Istanbul airport. If they cut the head off the snake the majority of the military would have supported them.

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>tfw reading cringey asian supremacy comments on YT

>>76539027
That's not how coups work, especially in Turkey. First you get the support of the military, then you start the coup.

>>76539035
got rice bitch? got rice?

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>>76539041
>tfw 3% of the military couldn't get the job done

>>76539041
Their autism and lack of self-awareness is potent.

*causes a coup in your own thread and i become the best poster*

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oh shit

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Nighty night, sweetheart.

I'm gonna have a delicious glass of milk before bed.

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wow, that was delicious

buy milk

>>76539314
bit
>>76539418
racist
>>76539472
desu

considering jumping off of a bridge desu

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Donna > Audrey > Laura

>>76539751
Girl on the right is cuter but girl on the left looks like she would be a better mother for my children and is taller, thus reducing chances for manlet sons.

>>76539745
Don't bother.

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me rn

*grabs your bum*

>>76539829
How tall are you?

*removes your hand and tells you no touching*

>>76539751
>not Laura>Audrey>Donna

I think my house is haunted
I keep hearing a lot of whispering behind me but no one else is home and i have my headphones are off
i'm unsure if its that or i'm actually schizo

>>76539955
In reality or on my driver's license?

>>76536698
Tfw im hungry, tfw i don't know what to eat. Wat do lads? Should i just go to mc donals?

I work at Costco
AMA
>>76540146
Yes

>>76540114
Probably neighbor.

>>76540199
How often do you see qts?

>>76540308
At least once a day

>>76539745
IT'S ALRIGHT
IT'S ALRIGHT
IT'S ALRIGHT

>>76540535
ausnz ruined balt

>>76540626
you ruined me

JUST

FUCK

MY

>>76541048
>>76541068
>>76541116
Simply ASTOUNDING series of posts

>76541237
thanks

Received -4 Karma on a controversial post in r/Taiwan

The sexpats there are easily offended

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Just got a haircut from my mom

>>76537159
Agreed the Chicanos need to be gassed. I have no beef with Mexicans that Live in Mexico

>>76536784
I made maga toad

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>>76543090

New thread

>>76544911
>>76544911
>>76544911

>>76544911
>>76544911
>>76544911

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>>76544925

>>76542101
What did you post

>>76545736
>>76545736
me on the left

>ETH, LTC and BTC all down
>randomly put some money in ANS last night and it's up 20%
Sweet

New Thread for Americans only
>>76546306

>>76536698
>Night time edition
ummm like the sun's up???