/cum/

>putting spices on food

Fucking multiculturalism

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Listening to the new bleachers album

I want a pineapple pizza

>when Henrico tries to ban you and you know it's futile

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today was my birthday and I still had to work

>>76533721
And?

>>76533642
>now there's loads of stories about how Assad is le evil dictator
what rock have you been hiding under, they've been saying that for years

American civilisation peaked in the 40 and 50s

>>76533728
and I wanted time off.

bongs in
yanks out

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forgot pic

Came in my pants today
Don't ask why

imagine unironically believing in global uni rankings and thinking that ICL is better than every single university outside of the UK and united states

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my gf in the middle

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why wont the tea make itself

the /cum/ gun club so far
>>76533169
>>76533158
>>76533129
>>76533099
also known as /cumk/

new
>>76533740
>>76533740
>>76533740
>>76533740

>>76533732
Henrico: The image

Civilization peaked in 476 AD

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gn /cum/

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>American civilisation

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>Union Jack

Would yanks ever fuk off? Cancerous little gremlin like creatures

/brit/

reminder that /cum/ reddit flags are the tripcodes of the current year

>>76533761
why don't you fuck off to /cum/

>>76533773
said the Irish

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

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It's time for anime

>allowing micks in your general

the absolute state of /brit/

>>76533780
*shoves you out of the way*
irrelevant

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ANIPEE?!?!?

just went to /cum/ and it's exactly the same as /brit/

>>76533786
>>76533782
>>76533772
>>76533767
>>76533766
>>76533765
>>76533761
>>76533759
>>76533754
>>76533748
>>76533746
>>76533732
>>76533728
>>76533721
>>76533717
>>76533714
>>76533713
>>76533712
>>76533708
>>76533697
>>76533789

This is /brit/, not /yank/ you manchildren.

too many yanks in this thread for my liking...

Why are Australians such pieces of shit. Shouldn't you cunts be hanging around a servo smoking cigarettes and being wasted?

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*spritz spritz*

>>76533807
*yanks your willy wonka*

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>>76533734
desu western civilisation peaked in the 1970s.

it all went wrong when we gave up on the moon. (and when Breton Woods collapsed and an oil crisis kicked in but those are BORING.)

wish that ww3 had started in 1984 desu

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>wish that ww3 had started in 1984 desu

>>76533832
>>76533832

I hate muslims and niggers just as much as you, m88

>>76533697
Chicks like pudgy guys like me and our big dicks.

>>76533789
t. Paddy O'Rorke

australians are MUCH better than yanks

>>76533849

t. Ahmed Mujhadeen

>>76533854
go kys

>>76533854
they are too friendly with yanks

NZ are the best, trolling them with a nuclear free zone

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i really hate /cum/ from 10:45 - 11:45

all the europeans start shitposting before their bed times...

need all yanks out of business as soon as possible

>>76533864
that's just our pollies
despise yanks me

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>>76533860
t. Robert Fisk

>>76533832
western civilization peaked between 2000-2010 when all my favorite bands and youtube channels were just starting

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>>76533854
>criminals and abbos are way better than those damn Yankees who saved our lobster backs from Hitler's war machine XDDDDDD

MUTILATED
YANK
WILLIES

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Just finished Texhnolyze, lads.

Decent anime, it ended up being a bit sad, or at least bittersweet. I just wish they didn't do such a bad job at explaining various parts of the plot, or waiting several episodes to explain something. The worst was the very first episode, probably the single worst 1st episode I've ever seen of any series. Luckily it gets much better after that.

All in all, recommended/10. The OP is bretty good, also Ran a cute, and Shinji a best grill.

Just finished Texhnolyze, lads.

Decent anime, it ended up being a bit sad, or at least bittersweet. I just wish they didn't do such a bad job at explaining various parts of the plot, or waiting several episodes to explain something. The worst was the very first episode, probably the single worst 1st episode I've ever seen of any series. Luckily it gets much better after that.

All in all, recommended/10. The OP is bretty good, also Ran a cute, and Oyster a best grill.

>>76533708

so thats why white people food is bland.

>>76533899
i thank the russians for saving our backs
cheers for the free stuff after but your contribution to the war was minimal

Daily reminder that California smells

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>>76533894
nah by then we were long fucked.

hola beto

>>76533932
Maybe in Europe, but we were the main combatant in the Pacific on the Allied side.

South dakotans go weeks without bathing and worship corn

>>76533920
>grow up eating a European diet of dairy, fish, meat, grains, fruits, and vegetables
>Some spic beaner with a blown out sphincter tells me it's bland

Okay paco

>>76533934
nah man nah you don't even know us

>>76533939
wasn't that china?

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>>76533932
>your contribution to the war was minimal

>>76533920

drowning food in spices is such a shitskin solution

>>76533932

Read about the lend-lease mate, you brits always seem to forget that our money built all your spitfires :)

>>76533899
australia saved you from total humiliation in vietnam

(and new zealand and south korea but they're small and not-white enough that we can write them off)

>>76533944

When you describe it like that it sounds really bland, sorry.

>>76533949
No. China got stomped by Japan and sat around punching itself in the face. Casualties does not equal participation.

>>76533966
they defile history to annoy you la do not fall for it

>>76533965
beto why are you using a name?
have you found a wife yet you fat beaner?

>>76533959
ah yes thanks for buying away your guilt while your allies died by the millions mate
we would have made that stuff anyway, you were irrelevant to the war, just accept it. Pacific theatre was you but japan never threatened us anyway

>>76533965
Typical wetback

>>76533939
yeah but Japan were rightfully afraid of invading australia anyway since they didn't realize people only live on the coasts.

so i mean, you saved singapore. congrats. now death penalty disneyland is your responsibility

remember not to bring any gum, it's illegal.

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Yeah i may be a SPIC so what

Beto has one fat fucjin head

Either the tacos go straight to the dome or he's a genius

Ponchos are the white man's culture, stolen by Mestizos

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>>76533978
It's amusing seeing what they come up with, though it feels a lot like sifting through garbage to get gems like >>76533961

>>76533990
>>76533993
remember brit posters only exist to annoy others and serve no other function in the int ecosystem. avoid always
ignore indefinitely
stay away s'always

76533993
Low quality bait.
>>76533984
>>76533992
Stop bullying Cara

>>76534005
Okay okay jeeze.

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ignore the yank menace and his revisionist triumphalist interpretation of history

>>76533990
Still complaining about the help we gave you, we should have just let hitler steam roll you ungrateful mudslime lovers.

Would yanks fuck off? No one wants to hear them drone on autistcally for an eternity

Hope some Wiley negro tears one of the yank posters that inhabit this boards throat out

did the summer anime season start yet?

this is now a Yank thread about weightlifting

>>76534044
no

>>76534038
you'd be speaking japanese if it wasn't for us, unironically

the fat hispanic trotskyite

*snorts violently*

>>76533965
Dairy, fish, meat, grains, fruits, and vegetables all have naturally good taste. Adding spices just drowns it out.

>Japan rolling everyone in the Pacific
>slaughtering Allied troops en masse
>only start losing when the Americans start fighting them
>everyone still sitting around either fighting each other or aiding American operations
>H-haha yeah we were doing fine
America was the main combatant on the Allied side in the Pacific War. All the Chinks did was get slaughtered like animals.

micks >>>/out/

>>76534044

Is winter right now.

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>>76534045
>tfw like leg day more than arm day

>>76534042
Ah the Irish, Europe's niggers

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>>76534022
NUMBER OF SUPERSONIC AIRLINERS BUILT:
BRITAIN: 10
FRANCE: 10
SOVIET UNION: 16
UNITED STATES: 0

>>76534042
You must be the only one left in Ireland. All the rest of you got crammed into the Northeast here. White niggers the lot of you are called, because the irish are as worthless as a spook.

>>76534064
>letting millions of your allies die
>too smug to help
>decide to have a go at the japs when they bomb your small dockyard
>literally 0 help in europe

>>76534063

There is nothing "natural" about those flavors, unless you grow your own everything which you dont.

>>76534083
>>76534088
Anticipated replies this autistic

>>76534036
>tfw yank cucking of france is complete with the election of neoliberal macron

>>76534095
>>letting millions of your allies die
Ironic coming from a Brit.

>>76534098
>Nothing "natural" about natural foods

Are all wetbacks this fucking stupid?

not european
don't care if europeans died in a european war

>>76534078
weird how the older i get the more im starting to enjoy leg days because my neck refuses to get better

can't wait to start my amateur soccer career

*sits around on my island doing fuck-all except for bombing German cites every now and then, or letting fighters from other countries die protecting your island in an aerial invasion*
Ah yes, we sure are helping.

>>76534125
>I'm not European
>blonde hair blue eyes
>I'm American

Wew.

I will hold a grudge againts Edmonton forever for thinking this shit is even remotely funny.

unh unh play that friggin beat

I walk into the cum and this is what I see
Brits ruining our fun and defiling history
I call them on their shit but still they throw their fits
Against the best country ever, the one God himself made lit
I got my ride recievers on my right and my oysters on my left
Brits you better step off before you step up to this heft
You want to claim cum but you cannot even see
How another gen would love you: it's our brother /dixie/
So pack your little packs and get your tushes moving
Or we're gonna spent some lyrics that the slags find grooving
You all are weirdo creeps who can't organize a meet
So go and beat your meats and suck on your man teets
I am not here to frig around my mission is clear
Make cum great again, to this cause I endear

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my job would be perfectly agreeable if i didnt have targets to meet every day. im expected to generate 25 leads a week broken down into 5 a day give or take and today, on my training day today, i made 312 outbound calls and 0 people bit. i got to actually speak to roughly 10-15 people who owned businesses, the rest were voicemails and fucking secretaries and other employees.My neighbour in the right cubicle is a girl with a nice voice, and she made 3 leads that day. The guy on the my left is an experienced worker there and knows the ins and outs of what were offering better and he generated 4 leads. How tf does this company work if experienced people are failing to meet the minimum requirement? I utterly fucked it, getting 0

just filtered biritsh flags, this is now /cumbrit/

dunkirk? more like dumbkirk

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>Be Texan
>Fall for bait

>>76534142
I've never been to europe

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The swarthoid gf

>>76534098
are you pretending to be stupid?

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imagine actually living in the 3rd world impoverished shithole that is (((great))) britain

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>his state was split into two

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>tfw if you moved to australia you'd probably be considered less australian than the son of a hong-kong refugee who happened to be born in sydney.

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>>76533697
I have been doing nothing, but working and drawing pretty women.

unh unh play that friggin beat./.

I walk into the cum and this is what I see
Brits ruining our fun and defiling history
I call them on their shit but still they throw their fits
Against the best country ever, the one God himself made lit
I got my ride recievers on my right and my oysters on my left
Brits you better step off before you step up to this heft
You want to claim cum but you cannot even see
How another gen would love you: it's our brother /dixie/
So pack your little packs and get your tushes moving
Or we're gonna spent some lyrics that the slags find grooving
You all are weirdo creeps who can't organize a meet
So go and beat your meats and suck on your man teets
I am not here to frig around my mission is clear
Make cum great again, to this cause I endear

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>>76534182

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Getting off now but just updated my filters for good measure.
>>76534193
Good picture.

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>>76534184

smells like rotten fish and falafels in here

who invited all the brits

Any else of my white brethren know a worthy second language?
P.S. Spanish is NOT worthy, I'll not stoop down to the level of the mixed, mongrel peasant Mexican trash.

What's going on in here?

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your wardrobe ready for fall?

>>76534184
theyre gonna keep calling you poms and having a love hate relationship even when both your countries are 33% white, thats european autism

>>76534151
Texans are pretty dumb

>>76534231
can you remind the yanks that they're in violation of the NZ nuclear free zone and have to leave harbour immediately?

>>76534231
The lads over at /brit/ started picking on the autists and now they wont shut the fuck up

>>76534236

What's up with those homo sapien freaks? Don't people know that Neanderthal is the pinnacle of beauty, not that alien looking African shit?

>>76534239
Dunno why the hate whites from the new world and love the 3rd worlders that are flooding in

imagine actually needing a gun to defend yourself from the hordes of gun owners that exist in your country
bizarre

also: your government spends more per person on healthcare than the UK. What are your thoughts on this? (reminder we get it for free)

Hey lads how's it foing

>>76534236
Seasons are a lie

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>>76534261
I need a gun for these fuckers iunno what you're on

Just filtered Pitcairn, what am I like?
>>76534261
lol i didn't read one fucking letter of this badly conceived tripe pls kys

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>>76534236

ready to go

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>>76534261
Hmmmmmmmmm

>>76534274
*Cougar.jpg

>>76534279
The best part about this image is that you're not joking.

imagine needing to pay the government to watch your own television set

or imagine walking outside and seeing muslims nearby

>>76534283
i mean we can talk anecdotal evidence e.g. one picture
but come one lad... assuming you're one of the 53% you must understand you're not going to win this argument

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>>76534284
Nerd

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>>76534297
Very interesting indeed

>>76534290

>implying I wear sandals

>China to roll out a national carbon trading scheme in July this year

Chinks fell for our hoax XD

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>>76534261

>get it for free

Did you miss the memo about taxation? Typical retarded brit.

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CUT IT OIT

>>76534311
53%
next

>>76534296
it's optional, you don't have to pay it if you don't want. Your pbs is mandatory, you have literally no choice not to pay (unacceptable breach of freedom if you ask me)

>britain, a homeland for european people, is the same as the US, a rag-tag experiment in multiculturalism

>>76534249
Keep forgetting about that.

Imagine the worlds super power getting told to fuck off by a small irrelevant pair of islands.
Embarrassing.

>>76534236
I'm getting communist dystopian vibes from this.

>>76534319
did you miss the bit where i explained your government spends more of your money on healthcare than ours does, and you have to pay for it on top whereas we get it for free

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>limeys think we have to pay for PBS

>>76534315
>he doesn't wear birks

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>>76534322
>Being such a nerd you can't spell a word
lol

ambulance
credit
card
solutions

>>76534341
funded from the govt

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>>76534324
Woah.....

>not white
>third world murder rate
>third world public services
>paying for healthcare
>working for $3 plus tips
jesus
you guys must have it pretty bad

>>76534319
Until you're earning more than £45k ($57k) you pay less tax in the UK than you pay in the USA, even factoring national insurance. (But not factoring that US citizens have to buy an insurance plan separately.)
Median personal income in the US is $41k.

>>76534334

You don't get it for free, you're completely missing that. 100% WEW LAD

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No please... I can't.... can't do it

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>>76534341
I don't expect inbred pasty Anglo Sharias to know about how the USA works

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Wew I just received some of the BTC back,hugs and kissies for all you goys

>yanks so upset at being btfo the last thread they resort to their primordial ways and nigger up the next thread

pure pottery

>>76534359
do you not see that your evidence is anecdotal whereas mine is large scale demographic facts?
i know your education system is terrible but come on mate

>>76534373
*goes to the doctor*
*spends no money*
ahh dunno if i'll be able to afford this

>>76534386
no one is upset except the bong

>>76534386
Not a Kiwi so you're de facto not funny

>>76534367
all those may even be true, and I still wouldn't want to live anywhere else in the whole world. the US (and visiting canada) are the only nations I need

>>76534386

t. abbo

>brits get arrested for not paying their TV license, and for illegal possession of cutlery and silverware

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>>76534380
mmmm, that 5SM mayor from Rome is my gorgeous

What cities in the united states are the best for someone who can not stand and hates snow, ice, and winter, just want to live instead of being warm all year round?

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>be american
>have no personal allowance, pay tax on every dollar i earn

>>76534410
FRIG OFF RIGHT NOW WE HAVE GIVEN YOU THIS ANSWER LIKE 3 TIMES NOW

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Raggi a cutie patootie

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>move away from computer
>come back
>update
delicious

>>76534410

Don't come here Spic, please.

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>>76534425
>tfw going to Rome next week
Maybe I'll get to see her

>>76534429

>>76534410
Honalulu, Dallas-Fort Worth, Miami, and San Diego.

*crosses the road*
>woah buddy, gonna have to give you a ticket

imagine this happening and thinking you have any meaningful freedom

Worst cum thread this week, cya later

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>>76534421
>be british
>too cucked to throw mudslimes out of country
>would be speaking german if it weren't for American shekels

>>76534450

never had this happen

>>76534429
10546_62617.png

PORQUE TE TATUATI

PO NOMAS

POQUE TE RAYATI

PO NOMAS

PO QUE TE DESGRACIATI

>>76534445
In Dallas-Fort Worth if snow falls.


They have to be places in USA, where it is impossible to see snow, ice and winter.

That are warm all year

>>76534455
Reminder that our politicians were willing to change citizenship law to slow the hoards of east-asian immigrants in the 1970s while you decided to keep all your pet niggers

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can't get ass blasted yet because dad is up late..

>>76534450

making up stories to make a nonexistant point, britbong """logic"""

>>76534438
Enjoy all the sub Saharan African refugees she invited

>>76534421
Do they not have income tax in the UK?

>>76534482
>nonexistant (sic) point
so jaywalking isn't a crime?

>>76534473
>being so cucked that you can't even own a gun

t. enslaved brit

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>slow the hordes of east asian immigrants
>open the floodgates for Pakis and poo in loos

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stop
replying
to
non
/cum/
flags

>>76534404
as a hapa you're even more acutely aware of canadian superiority over america

>>76534473
>has to go back to 1970

Let's talk about how cucked your country is in the present

>>76534499
>being so cucked that you literally need a gun to defend yourself from the hordes of jamals and panchos you were too cucked to send back
haha

now betonto is posting the british slag haha

I WOULD NEVER LIVE ANYWHERE ELSE OTHER THAN AMERICA EVEN WITH ITS MULTITUDE OF PROBLEMS DOG BLESS THIS ALMIGHTY NATION

A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park.

There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied

>I am drop of water
>I am snowflake
>I am bowling ball

The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨

So next day comes by, so he starts asking

-So drop of water, why are you called like that

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water

-Really nice, and you snowflake

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a snowflake

-Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball

>so jaywalking isn't a crime?

>>76534502

This, first thing this dirty Mexican jumping bean has said right.

>>76534438
Remember to go see the vatican desu
Absolutely beautiful

>>76534469
I think Thailand is your best option. Sorry, only snow niggers and Injuns are welcome on this tundra.
>Tfw it was 110 degrees Fahrenheit in Portland yesterday

>yank self-control
is this a result of their immature consumerist culture?

>>76534502
no, reply to me plz

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>>76534516
DOG BLESS

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>>76534499
ah yes
>>76534511
only after we accept that yours is 60% white, fernando hernandez.

>>76534508
w/e pls just help fight off the britz crackers

THE AUSTRALIAN DURING
HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED
TO STEAL,, DRINK,, AND SNIFF GASOLINE
""THE AUSTRALIAN"" PLANTS CROPS TO PRODUCE THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!
THE AUSTRALIAN DOESN'T BATHE, DOESN'T STUDY,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL, DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE, HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED, BRUTE, DUMB, PROFANE, REPUGNANT

HOW DO YOU SAY AUSTRALIAN IN LATIN ???

*"AUSTRALOPITECUS"

HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN AUSTRALIAN? IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1.50 TO 1.60, LIKE THEIR FILIPINO COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED "VICTORIA BITTER"
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE ENORMOUS NOSES LIKE SHARKS OR TUCANS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE BROWN GOOKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED EMUS

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>>76534484
She's only been in power for a year, 5 star movimento is anti immigration and the refugees were there before her

>>76534500
Das it mang

>>76534513

That makes no sense but okay? I can literally shoot a cop if they break into my house without a warrant, while you just have to accept it while they shove their night sticks up your asshole. Sounds like a paradise over their is Britastan.

>>76534487
We have a personal allowance up to £10k that you pay no tax on.

>>76534518
lmao

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>tfw first post of the day
What's happening /cum/?

TIL USA and Canada are the only decent anglo countries fuck the rest

>>76534554
ahh no luckily our police are actually effective instead of just criminals with badges

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>>76534546
>5 star movimento is anti immigration

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>>76534562
Bored islanders are baiting dumbies

>>76534535
>shows picture without ANY source information
>thinks he has won some glorious victory

110% wew

Homie the Clown season 6 episode 15 (sorry forgot about it)

Season 7
"Radioactive Man” 2
"Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily” 3
"Bart Sells His Soul” 4
"King-Size Homer” 7 <----
"Mother Simpson” 8 <----
"Marge Be Not Proud” 11 <-----
"Two Bad Neighbors” 13
"Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield” 14
"Homer the Smithers” 17
"Bart on the Road” 20 <——
"22 Short Films About Springfield” 21 <——

season 8
"Treehouse of Horror VII” 1
A Milhouse Divided” 6 <----
"El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)” 9 <——
"The Springfield Files” 10 <——
"Mountain of Madness” 12
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show” 14 <—
"Homer's Phobia” 15
Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment” 18 <—
"Homer's Enemy” 23 <—

personal choice
"The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson” s9e1 <-----------------------------------------------------------------
"The Cartridge Family” s9e5
"Das Bus” s9e14
"Lisa the Simpson” s9e17
"The Trouble with Trillions” s9e20 cuba!!
"Thirty Minutes over Tokyo” s10e23
"The Mansion Family” s11e12
"Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire” s1e1
"Bart the General” s1e5
The Crepes of Wrath” s1e11

>>76534555
but thats gommunism

>>76534567
>The Five Star Movement (Italian: Movimento 5 Stelle [moviˈmento ˈtʃiŋkwe ˈstelle], M5S) is a political party in Italy.
>The M5S was started by Beppe Grillo
>Grillo wrote on his blog on 23rd December 2016, that all undocumented immigrants should be expelled from Italy, that Schengen should be temporarily suspended in the event of a terrorist attack until the threat has been removed, and that there should be revision of the Dublin regulation. [118][119] On 21st April 2017, Grillo published a piece questioning the role that NGOs operating rescue ships off Libya are playing in the migrant crisis, asking where are they getting their money and strongly suggesting they may be aiding traffickers. [120]

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Just remembered some vodka under the bed lads

>>76534565

Ahh no sorry m8, try again on that one, you'll get it right eventually ;)

>>76534555
Really? Sort of like welfare money except that employed families also benefit from ot?

Have any of you watched Pawn Star?

I know you do.

Remember how Rick is supposed to be an "intellectual" on everything, Rick this guy that looks like everytime he visits L.A. he takes a pic on the US Route 66 sign, that looks like he thinks BBQ ribs are fine cuisine is always talking about his love of weird Czech Writers or how he is a history buff because he reads wikipedia.

Thats how i imagine everyone of you fuckers that try to be intellectual on 4chan, specially if you have a flag, american intellectuals if you will.

>>76534574
you did just get btfo but feel free to google image search it to check how badly you got shafted sweety x

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european shitposing is almost over.

it's time for their bed soon.

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british police hard at work

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>>76534573
When I opened the thread I thought I clicked on the wrong one because of all the foreign flags tbqh

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did that anime wagey actually get stabbed?

Had to restart the chrome

Can't wait till May fucks up your bong internet then we'll see who gets the last laugh

>>76534591
not sure what you're confused about laddy?
You need a gun to defend yourself (cucked)
because you were too cucked to send your black people home (cucked)
and your education system is so bad you can't even understand how embarrassing that is (cucked)

>>76534592
It's not really welfare, you have to work to earn the £10k, you just don't pay any income taxes on it.


So if you earn £10100 then you only pay tax on the £100 over that amount

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>>76534616
>mfw tfw

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>>76534535
>he STILL cant own a gun for self defense
>he has to provide justification for owning a firearm
LMFAO

>>76534602
Have you watched episode 8 (part 8)?

>>76534640

not yet

>>76534638
really good how they arrested the criminal without anyone dying
good to see the police interested in justice being served
would hate to come from a third world country where these people are shot and killed without trial - can you even imagine?

>>76534630
fuck

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>>76534638

>>76534638
nice

>>76534657
lol

ITT: brits getting a taste of their own medicine

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shant respond to pakis

STATELY, PLUMP BUCK MULLIGAN CAME FROM THE STAIRHEAD, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressing gown, ungirdled, was sustained gently-behind him by the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned:

-- Introibo ad altare Dei.

Halted, he peered down the dark winding stairs and called up coarsely:

-- Come up, Kinch. Come up, you fearful jesuit.

Solemnly he came forward and mounted the round gunrest. He faced about and blessed gravely thrice the tower, the surrounding country and the awaking mountains. Then, catching sight of Stephen Dedalus, he bent towards him and made rapid crosses in the air, gurgling in his throat and shaking his head. Stephen Dedalus, displeased and sleepy, leaned his arms on the top of the staircase and looked coldly at the shaking gurgling face that blessed him, equine in its length, and at the light untonsured hair, grained and hued like pale oak.

Buck Mulligan peeped an instant under the mirror and then covered the bowl smartly.

-- Back to barracks, he said sternly.

He added in a preacher's tone:

-- For this, O dearly beloved, is the genuine Christine: body and soul and blood and ouns. Slow music, please. Shut your eyes, gents. One moment. A little trouble about those white corpuscles. Silence, all.

He peered sideways up and gave a long low whistle of call, then paused awhile in rapt attention, his even white teeth glistening here and there with gold points. Chrysostomos. Two strong shrill whistles answered through the calm.

-- Thanks, old chap, he cried briskly. That will do nicely. Switch off the current, will you?

>he can't buy a gun to stick up ypepo whenever he wants
jesus, bongs suck

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>these are the people calling you a degenerate

>>76534675
Chemo?

everyone take a break for a sec and remember this exists
>>>/gif/10751961

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Should've spent less time reading Nietzsche and more time reading Freud desu.

>>76534688
yeah lad
free on the nhs
glad to live in a first world country

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>>76534675
dont think even for a second that you are talking to ethnic brits

>>76534686

I don't know what that means

I've never seen or met anyone identifying themselves as Antifa in my life

What's the easiest way to lose weight without dieting?

>>76534711
t. an ethnic american (black)

>>76534722

stop being fat

>>76534722
dieting

>>76534686
>>76534708
kek
is that stormfront?

>>76534714
google it
ideally google image it

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>>76534588
They aren't gonna do any of that shit all italian politicians are cucked and let refugees flood Thier peninsula

>>76534711
>bottom left
>bacon comes from a pig
>talks about butter in the newspaper article
ah yes
shall be reading this edit of the truth with interest

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>>76534740
furaffinity
it's a hoot, i made an account just to look at more of these pages.

you'd think people would keep their autism and their porn seperate, but nope.

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Man what a cruddy Monday

>>76534742
mad that the most fucked countries in europe don't come CLOSE to the demographic nightmare that is the poonited sharts

>>76534728

POO IN LOO

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The Paki is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, brit, swindler, timid cuck, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Muslim and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>>76534777
haha yee good post my nigga limeys btfo

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>>76534774
BUTTHURT NOCOINER

C.O.P.E

COPE NOCOINER COPE

ABSOLUTELY ANALLY DEVASTATED NOCOINER C.O.P.E

>>76534647
I recommend it as soon as you can

>>76534797

I downloaded it on my laptop but then went innawoods for 2 days

is Dougie finally gone?

>>76534815
yeah dougies gonners mate won't be seeing him again any time soon

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>he enter the thread
>he is poor
>he is a nocoiner
>he will always be a nocoiner
>he always be poor
>he cannot C.O.P.E

>>76534815
You mean crypto Coop?
Dougie turned into a golden bead in like episode 4

>>76534826
*pops your little ponzi scheme bubble*
heh
nothin personal, kiddo

>>76534774
You will know what it feels like soon enough

test

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>see a(you) in my inbox
>its got a british flag attached to it

>>76534828

yah, ok I got lynched. Dougie's the best, haha

who DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO here
After this vodka i will be too drunk to post
goodnight

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I'm a 22 year old autistic weeb who just lost his virginity to a 9/10. Ask me anything

>>76534848
we'll never catch up with you lads desu
you're too far gone already. kinda hate baiting yanks with this though, only ever get genuinely sad replies

>>76534828

wait I completely misread what you said

yah, crypto coop

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>Finally get comfy
>Suddenly incredibly sleepy

>>76534863
did you washed your hands

I'm thinking about losing my virginity to a guy on grindr

>>76534884
>>76534884
>>76534884
newnewnew

>>76534872
I won't spoil it

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>makes another million
Really? That's all? In just an hour? We can do much better than that can't we nocoiner?

>>76534864
Nah europe will be majority non white by 2050 while we will be majority non white by 2030, enjoy the extra 20 years

>>76534759
>it's a hoot, i made an account just to look at more of these pages.
Sure

>>76535566
If I wanted lewd furry porn I'd just go to e621, fuck making accounts on porn sites.

>>76534826
>bitcoin moons after major FBI seize a shitload from Silkroad
Hmmmmmm