/cp/ Culture Pals

>>76518091
first for getting nudes from ladyboy

>>76518038
Might never get nudes :(

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-18 vievers
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>>76518201
You will but you don't want to come across as thirsty

Feeling horny and lonely right now.

>>76518116
You sound like me when I was 13

R8 my Profile thread . post profiles

>>76518363
rate and subscribe
/Houssem237

>>76518247
I'm fucking parched desu

>>76518436
I'm not a newfag anymore!!!!
/k3nghost r8 h8

>>76518363
Yours first you cuck

Italian qts

>>76518477
Pls don't kinkshame Hun okay? :) x

>>76518436
sexy :D

>>76518091
why is OP making fun of me

>>76518498
we won't !

>>76518481
They're easy going, just find one that you like and message her! Also every Italian girl likes Nordic people and culture, you have easy mode

>>76518436
Post a few more pics on your profile.
>>76518460
It looks good to me.
>Have a thing for slav culture and (((((girls)))))
what did he mean by this?
>>76518477
am a newfag tho but anyways
>https://www.interpals.net/Aahsan

>>76518595
>Hamza
>Yusuf
Which one is it?

>>76518595
Tbh I think you're [spoiler]kinda cute.[/spoiler]

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Who else /no social media/ here and gets suspected of being a catfish often?

>>76518595
You're persian ?
Anyway, you look good brother.

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>>76518595
what benefit is having youre wall open

>>76518721
i'm too ugly to be a catfish

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REEEEEEEEE STOP STEREOTYPING ME FOR MY ACCENT I'VE GOT A BRAIN TOO YOU KNOW

>>76518344
My life:
>wake up
>look at my self in mirror, realize im ugly and no one will ever love me.
>go into bathroom
>look at my self in mirror, realize the lighting is even worse and I'm even uglier than I thought I was before.
>try and style my hair and somehow make it look worse
>skip breakfast because I'm so disgusted with my self I cant eat.
>by midday I think whats the point and eat lots of food.
>check my self in the mirror some more.
>try and find some validation on my own photos in which I find none. Check tinder 0 matches
>try and avoid the mirror for the rest of the day.
>cant sleep because im so angry so stay up watching youtube videos for hours.

Day in the life of chad:
>Wake up
>checks him self out in the mirror
>checks his phone, 15 new tinder matches and 20 new snapchats
>go into the shower.
>send a after shower snapchat to around 5 good looking girls hes having a thing with.
>styles his hair
>makes a selfie his snapchat story.
>gets ready to go on a date.
>calls a taxi.
>whilst he waits in the taxi he messages his 15 new matches. 4 respond instantly and he manages to arrange dates for Friday and Saturday night.
>meets the girl, goes bowling and flirts with her kisses her in the taxi back to his apartment and bangs her. Fakes a phone call and tells her she needs to leave for some reason and blocks her number.
>takes a few selfies and uploads the best one to instargram - 300 likes
>goes to bed feeling validated

>>76518642
Hamza. Yusuf is my middle name but i thought it sounded less terrorist.
>>76518654
no u
>>76518724
nah just your run of the mill paki. but thanks france bro
>>76518742
Isn't that the default setting? whats the drawbacks?

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>>76518721
send dick pics to let them know you're legit

>>76518654
Woc is into the BPC, confirmed.
>>76518436
Is that your fake?
>>76518595
C-cute no homo.
>>76518742
Qts write nice messages on youre wall :^)

>>76518873
>but i thought it sounded less terrorist.
lmao

>>76518873
>Yusuf is my middle name but i thought it sounded less terrorist.
kek

>>76518799
That's a she (male), right?
>>76518873
They both sound terrorist m8, just own it

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>>76518873
its just dificulter to follow discussion, i dont know any good sides to it

>>76518953
is not me, why is it better that they write on wall than massages?

>>76518981
DARREEEEEEEEEEN

>>76518868
That would be me

>>76518884
Can we get an adult in here please!!!

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>>76518981
I just asked her that and she said no
I ain't fucking buying it though

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>>76518884
I'm a grill so watching them trying to get proof without trying to come off s*xual is 10x more funnier to me.

>>76519003
nice profile btw. Why r u in the sun tho?
>>76518980
damn really pulling ass french anon . lot of girls posting on your wall.

>>76519077
Why are girls so mean

>>76518884
You just have to upload a picture somewhere with a timestamp. Where's the problem ?

>>76519129
I don't complain but most of them are turbo autists

>>76519077
i mean if their posting their dick pics i doubt they're not trying to come of as sexual

>>76519077
Why does a narcissist like you have no social media?

>You took ss! I'm so mad
>Why didn't you take ss?
Women

>>76519077
can i send u a picture of my penis pls

>>76519239
But they're not posting d*ck pics. You have to establish friendship so they don't give you d*ck pics.

>>76519260
>"social" media
I have no friends, because I'm narcissistic probably :^D.

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>"sorry for the late reply, I missed your message :("

/satani
Fuck man, the cringe on this profile is out of this world.

>>76518953
>Woc
women of color???

>>76519323
don't act like you don't do that to the swarm of thai messages

>>76518953
>Woc is into the BPC, confirmed.
>>76518654 aint me
but what's a "BPC"?

>>76518953
thanks friendo

>>76519397
BIG

>>76519422
PAKI

>>76519422
POLACK

>>76519422
PAKI

PEE

>>76519463
POO

>>76519422
CANADA

>>76519386
Was on whatsapp, whole week

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>tfw just told qt she's like talking to a brick wall
>she blabs off in self pity about having no friends

>>76519571
These people are literally the worst.

>>76519571
lol post convo

>>76519314
all you need to do as a woman is not be fat and make sure you have good skincare so you don't get things like nasolabial folds etc.

That way you will have many friends.

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>you're such an asshole!
>fuck you
why does it feel so good to be insulted?

>>76519571
Loooool

>>76519314
>because I'm narcissistic probably
It's probably because you're boring like most of us here.

>>76519694
>life as a woman is easy mode
I understand this opinion helps you validate that you're a victim but it won't help you in the long run

>>76518595
You're actually good looking.
No homo

Which is a "better" place to visit, Turkey or Greece?

>>76519946
>most people here are normies
That's pushing it a bit

>>76519847
If you are a male you need to be at least 6ft with a full set of hair and sick pack abs. And thats just to make friends, don't get me started about dating.

>>76520206
Yeah, that's why I deleted it. It wasn't true.
Most people here look normie, I guess.

why does this girl delete her posts incorrectly and we can all see it anyway. It triggers me.

Why are people saying brownskin males are good looking?
They disgust me

>have nice conversation with girl
>she finally visits my profile
>stops responding
Good thing I already have three qts

>>76520213
>>>/r9k/

>>76520203
I'd say Greece but depends on where you stay and what you're interested in

>>76520272
Racism is not allowed in these parts. Please delete your post and apologize.

>>76520272
Agreed mate

>>76520203
Turkey almost had a coup months ago and Greece is full of Turks.

>>76520213
Britcuck with a shit personality who blames everything on his appearance? That you?

>>76520272
You can find good looking people of any skin color.
That aside, they're trying to be nice. People tend to be complimentary to people who are down on their appearance, and insult people who are full of themselves (even if the latter is actually good looking).

>>76520193
thanks portubro. i sent u a msg.

>>76520424
>You can find good looking people of any skin color.
not really

>>76520428
>i sent u a msg.
You crossed a line we do not cross, lad.

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>>76520272
>>76520327
>>76520354

talking shit boii

this is what he looks like btw for the record

>>76520468
los sientos

>>76520579
>espanhol
REMOV ISTO!

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I have now seen most of cp user profiles and most of you look surprisingly like normal people

>>76520424
>and insult people who are full of themselves (even if the latter is actually good looking).
Is that what you tell yourself when people insult your appearance?

>>76518595
Alright lad just some advice from the chap who originally helped you:

>Take out the fact you sell phones at the mall

>I don't get the bit about "it may come as a surprise"
I seem to remember you were insecure about being an immigrant? Just don't mention it, say your first language is English and can help anyone learn (pretty much everyone on this site is trying to learn English)

>delete everything in the about me after "feel free to message me"
The rest of it just sounds a bit beggy and desperate

Other than that you're looking good, nice new photo, but are there none of you taken by other people/you out at parties? It's often good to have photos showing you're a social bloke

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>>76520617
you look surprisingly normal too (is this an insult or compliment?)

>>76520617
You haven't seen mine yet.

>>76520617
you didn't see me :3

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>>76520647
>are there none of you taken by other people/you out at parties?

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>>76520709
i thought people look more goblin like

>/FloralWaste view me
NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>76520760
Wow, mean, desu.

>>76520622
I've never had my appearance insulted, on 4chan or anywhere else.

>>76520779
Views*
shit

>>76520813
post profile lad.

>>76520779
That's me. Whats wrong, anon?

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>>76520734

>>76520647
Hey man. Really Appreciate the help.

Yeah I dont have too many social pics worth posting atm , and the ones i do have my buddies are taller or more muscular than me, but im going to get one this weekend

I agree with the insecurity thing deleting immediately.

>>76520929
>my buddies are taller or more muscular than me, but im going to get one this weekend

Mate you really shouldn't be so insecure about yourself. There's always going to be someone taller, someone richer, better looking and so on but you can't let it hold you back, people aren't going to not talk to you just because your mate's taller you know?

>>76520841
[spoiler]www.interpals.net/(you)[/spoiler]
I'm as average as they come. Most average people don't get their appearance insulted. The fact that mine hasn't is really not that remarkable a claim.

>no French qt
:(

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>qties are using your name at the end of their sentences
I don't know why, but it feels good.

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>>76521353
>qties are using your name at the end of their sentences

what?

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My conversation with this 16 y o cutie has gone quite good so far, but I don't know what to say now. Please help me! She has said that Swiss people are rude and I said its just how we appear. She than said that Austrians and Swiss are friends. What the hell do I say now? Conversations on Interpals have never lasted more than 3 messages until now. HELP

>>76520547
At least I'm white lmao
Also that doesn't hurt because I don't care about my looks as a guy

back in the game lads
10 minutes in already got this chinese girl telling me sweet dreams on voice

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>>76521410
srry english is notmy native language

pic related that kind of stuff.

>>76521444
link her to this thread

>>76521444
Family
Occupation
Recreation
Dreams

>>76521551
Fix
Ot
Rgain
Dony

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>>76521525
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>76521478
Stob sending shitposts

>>76521444
Ask her if she also gets sweaty during conversations and if she needs to apply deodorant to keep from making herself stinky.

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I fucked up

>>76521654
kek nice

>>76521610
you're one brown spaniard though

>>76521607
what's wrong with my name, Aurimas ?

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>>76521724
that's not my name, but close

>>76521444
>She than said that Austrians and Swiss are friends.
Is there supposed to be something wrong with that?

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>>76521723
are you memeing? im not spanish

>>76521826
but it says native language spanish

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>>76521826
>>76521847
ah sorry my mistake, you're a Pajeet not Miguel

>>76521794
its paleblue on holiday at his Nans.

So we have a gook Canadian and a Pajeet

Do we have any white canadians that post here?
Soon they'll overtake the Dutch flags when it comes to non ethnic posters. All they are missing is a tranny

Shit, lads, this German(polish) milf is so fucking in love with me and it has only been 2 days.
Still very shy, though.

Gonna try to get her to finger her ass for me this week, wish me luck.

Turns out she's even more redpilled than I am.
What do I do know? I will just end up revealing my autism when we talk about politics. How do I turn this conversation from "I can't believe x-left-wing candidate won" into something more positive?

>>76522095
Is she in love with you, or your cat fish?

>>76522110
"Well at least X country will serve as a martyr for the rest of the world"

>>76522114
Catfish, of course.
She's in her late 30's.

>>76522161
Thanks. But I mean away from politics all together. I just want some nudes honestly

>>76522166
>he has to use a catfish.

IKTF why cant I just have a nice face :(

>>76522166
Is it a Korean fake that you use ?
I kind of "get" 16-20 yrs old Koreanboos but a milf ?

>>76522199
I don't have to use a catfish lad. I have a QT, I'm just doing this for nudes.

>>76522198
Stop going after nudes
Stop taking advantage of children
You're no better than a muslim

>>76522198
NO UNDERAGE NUDES

>>76522300
Like I said yesterday, older woman seem to be easier to get nudes with my korean fake.

>>76522323
Age of consent in Austria is 14 tbf but he's still a nonce

Safe in the knowledge that he can't even get past the third message without help, he's not got a chance

>>76522320
I'm only 2.5 year older though. And I won't get them anyway. I'm an autistic khhv and have no experience on how to talk to women.

>>76522406
Age of consent =/= nudes
Cyber laws

>>76522415
at least you don't spend 100s of hours studying plastic surgery.

>>76522434
What's the cyber laws on nudes? Who enforces it?
Guessing 18 is the age

>>76522517
The cyber police ofc

>>76522542
Are you wearing a wire?

When people say just bee yourself they mean act like a normie

Anyone else agree?

>>76522517
Yes, she has to be 18, no matter the country, basically.

>>76522588
yeh i agre

>>76522588
Not necessarily, you just have to learn how to be passionate about things, women like passion, if you can show your genuine passion for even nerd shit like DnD they will respond positively

It's just about not giving a shit

>>76519354
/Weaponofchoice
>>76519397
Big Paki Cock

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Drinking pints like a normie

>>76522668
Post your profile also plz

>>76522588
Of course

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This bird is mental

>>76522914
say "ill pay for a condom but thats about it"

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>>76522952

>gay br messages me
n-no homo

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>>76522952

>>76522952
>cucked by a piece of rubber
Huh, wow.

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>sweatingman.wav

>>76523083
>wanting any chance of a whore getting pregnant

Yeah ok, she's already talking about money. I wonder what'll happen if a kid is involved

>>76523120
Lel, what country?

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Maybe she really likes me :3

A 3 year difference is acceptable, right?

>>76523132
>not getting a tradwaifu
Disgusting; simply disgusting.

>>76523120
say you'll pay her with a facial

>>76523212
Iran
She's quite butters

>>76523132
>not being a pull out master

Pssst... get some self restraint... kid

>>76523120
Damm.
>tfw no virgin qt

>>76523229
Aren't you the one with a Korean fake?

Lmao she wants me to come to Iran and fuck her

Ah love I've just got into me pyjamas, maybe some other time

>>76523342
DELET THIS!

>>76523252
I wouldn't trust myself desu. It has been too long.

>girl that has bf keeps complimenting me and now asks for skype

What did she mean by this??

>>76523249
>Iran

Say you'll offer her 3 goats, no more than that.

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lmao

>>76523249
Eli?

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>>76523417
tfw to intelligant to not be a koreaboo

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>>76523373
>cucking himself with the race he doesn't like for the nudes of a ladyboy wants a trad waifu

>>76520617
you didn't see mine

>>76523523
green card chaser detected

>>76522786
/scarcamo

>tfw deleted my interpals
>tfw i now miss all the attention i used to get
what do i do lads

>>76523573
make another one you tit

>>76523585
bit rude
also im in ur cunt on vaca right now

>>76520272
literally who
is netherelands this brainwashed
jesus

>>76520424
there are good-looking people of every color but only caucasians look human

>>76523617
yeah I'm just on vacation too, I'm normally a Hungol. Where you visiting?

>>76523671
Half the thread about that persian guy

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>Too autistic to hold a decent conversation

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>>76523472

or did i

>>76523727
have you tried beeing yourself (a normie)?

Don't believe the lies of the Irish

>>76523701
im phoneposting in rome

>>76523731
is saw yours
you are one to talk... when you are a moose...

>>76523711
post

>>76523785
see >>76518595

>>76523559
Oh. Nice photo albums :). I'd leave a comment but they're all very nice.

>>76523764
What?

>>76523885
Oh, YOU know what I mean.

>>76523249
Muslim qts are the best man. I'm talking to one too who's a virgin and sexually frustrated af.

>>76523764
What's this about?

>>76523764
devilish

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Lads, this bird looks a bit stupid

>mfw all you guys are talking to the same muslim
lmao guess she got her 40 virgins already
checkmate allah

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>>76523731
i don't remember finnish males visting me
well, if you're /Hazar84, kys

>>76523931
>as well ?
Lad, that was sick banter, you just got spit roasted.

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>>76523912
there can only be one irish flag in this thread

>>76523833
ah, don't worry man, 4chan posters aren't "people"

>>76523777
nice, as long as you didn't rent a car

>>76523904
She's grim and mental I'm doing it because it's fuckig hilarious how desperate she is for a green card

>>76524209
lol im not driving in this fucking city

>>76523987
You THINK that was banter. I'm pretty sure she doesn't know how to open a door

>>76524271
Yeah, not shit, lad.

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looooooool

>>76524307
Fuck. She's really desperate to fuck off from Iran

>>76523711
U jelly white boi? :^)
>>76523834
Thanks! Btw am I blocked now?

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>>76524307
wait wait wait.. she wants to sell her virginity so she can pay for you to visit her and be her husbando?

>>76524363
Yeah she's fucking mental, all over the shop, can't stop laughing at it

>>76524387
No she wants to leave Iran but can't if she gets a Persian boyfriend

Her parents will let her leave Persia if she has a rich husband from the west so the cheeky cow wants me to fly out there, collect her and then fly her somewhere to Europe hahahaha

I think selling your virginity in Iran is a thing

>>76524456
>selling your virginity in Iran is a thing
How much ? Asking for a friend

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What do you think his question is?

>>76524456
>Her parents will let her leave Persia if she has a rich husband from the west
You can't make this shit up. How much did you say you were worth for her to be this desperate?

>>76524520
>can i watch you fuck your bf

>>76524520
>Are you virgin?

>>76524528
I literally didn't say anything about my wealth I think she just assumes I'm rich because I'm western? Bizarre

Having fun stringing her along, can't wait to tell her to fuck off

>>76524662
I say pay her a visit, given that she's moderately attractive of course. I've heard Iran is quite nice in the fall.

>>76522110
Where you from?

>>76524704
She isn't and I'm not getting tied down to some Iranian sket desperate to emigrate loool

>>76524770
Give profile so i can block pls

>>76524247
good lad, italians are fucking mental when it comes to anything powered by an engine

>>76524753
I can see her flag Suizid-Basler. She's from Austria.

>>76524456
Give me her username. I will take care of her :^)

I remember when i talked to an iranian girl... she threatened to send her mobster ex husband after me.

>>76524770
>Not defiling nubile foreign women and buggering off

What would your ancestors think? It's like you don't even want to reinstate the empire

>>76524829
>Suizid-Basler

what

>>76524944
Sorry, I thought you were him, a guy from /deutsch/. Are you actually Swiss or just on vacation?

>>76523986
so... i guess you are, and you're dead now
good to know

>I alreadyy have a boyfriend
>friends are all men
lmao

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>get tired of people posting about their italian grills
>started messaging them and reclaiming them all for the BIC
>a lot of people ITT are soon going to be on suicide watch

>its an indonesian raghead episode

>>76525085
Italian men are already taking girls at our cities. Leave the Internet for the rest of the men.

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>>76524247

Good.

I did it a few years ago. It blew

>>76525085
Dat's a spicy meatball

>>76525113
why is the french flag surrounded by blue and red?

>>76524998
Why would you doubt about me being Swiss? lel, do I sound foreign?

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>>76525107

>Italian men

As said by an Italian girl

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>>76525149

I see what you did there

>>76524520
Naughty Naughty

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>>76525157
so how should we think of non-italian men considering they lose against us 99% of the times?

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>>76524520

>>76525156
Well, you certainly aren't from the german speaking part of Switzerland, right?

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>main qt turns out to be a m2f tranny
lmao who's writing my life? this show's great

>>76525243
>>76524520
You're getting off on this, aren't you

>>76525157
Italian men honestly don't have to work. They're like male versions of females. All Italian men has to do is look hot and some sugar mama will come to him.

inb4 /r9k/

>>76525294
...how did you fall for it?

>>76525294
>talking to thais.

>>76525306
I can tell you're from nyc

>>76525294
baited

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>>76525085
>BIC
I'm sorry lad

>>76525369
So I'm not the only one who's noticing.
I can't tell if they're escorts or just real Italian stallions.

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>>76525294
show us pics

>>76525258
And why did you assume that

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>>76525230

Oh I know, we can't all be "hung" like this complete Chad ;)


>>76525306

You know it's bad when Italian girl says she would (and I quote) "rather a gopnik Slavic husband than an unemployed lazy Italian who can't spell properly"

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Just insulted a finnbro on Interpals. Now I feel bad

>>76525335
profile pic was pretty convincing man.... plus she was european so I wasn't immediately suspicious. The worst bit is she(?)'s got a great personality

>>76525243
I'm glad we have a roastie poster now.
I enjoy seeing beta faggots fail miserably. It reminds me how much above I am above the rest

>>76525462
Do you legit have autism?

>>76525441
Because you don't visit /deutsch/.

>>76525505
well I do sometimes mostly to learn German, but you're right-ish, I'm originally from Tessin, now living in Zürich

>>76525482
You gonna post a pic or what?

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>>76525397
BICs are the best pens ever, you shitlord
>>76525447
at least he's still got his head
>"rather a gopnik Slavic husband than an unemployed lazy Italian who can't spell properly"
sounds like sour grapes to me. The fact itself that she complains about spelling is a red flag. Unless you didn't finish elementary school, literally everyone can spell in Italy, the language is fucking pronounced as it is written

captcha: stop games

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>>76525397
no, it's just fine
taking into account somebody wrote here that gulls are schlicking with handles of toothbrush... or was it a comb

>>76525488
>implying /cp/ isn't 90% females
stupid boy

>>76525489
No. I've just spend my whole life without friends, so I don't really know how to interact with people.

>>76525545
GTFO OF MY CANTON!

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>tfw I have to script because my tuga isn't responding to me since yesterday

>>76525488
Bro, you're comparing yourself to thirsty pajeets, mehmets and nigerians. I'd *hope* you come off less creepy and desperate

>>76525294
Please post a photo, I beg you

>>76525399
Both? they claim to be models but

/Chimela
hey /pol/

I only want a very tall blonde milf with huge natural tits that lets me fall asleep licking her boobs, is that too much to ask?

>>76525608
why so rude though

Getting fucking tired of this milf now.
Gonna definitely dump her in a week, no matter what.

>>76525648
"Instagram models"
"Fitness models"
"Models"
"Escort"
What's the difference?

Italians and Russians dominate the escort services.
Life in easy mode: Italian man, Russian woman.

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>>76525694
GET THE FUCK OUT! NOW!

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>>76525488

>>76525663
Well, mine is a bit short, but fits all the other criteria, is that enough?

>>76525588

this???
>>76520779

>>76525883
>Sam.Kimi.Paul
Which is his name?

>>76525883
>ywn have this much charisma

>>76525883
Looks like he's using a bot that malfunctioned

>>76525961
some guys just seem to spam. He pretty much copied his "about me"

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>>76525582
>Masturbating with toothbrush or comb
Jesus, that sounds disturbing if you take into account all that hair, dead cells or bacteria

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>>76525808
t. Korean girl
you have life easy too

>>76525860
btw, schwiitzerdütsch ist Scheisse

>>76525569

>the language is fucking pronounced as it is written

This is why I like Italian SOOO much better than French.

But with her, she told me she was a grammar nazi. I remember she started dating a guy, and I was making jokes and she said "this man can not spell.. it's driving my brain crazy"

>>76526082
You aren't wrong.

Italian men and Russian women are HBB still.

>>76525808
t. someone who knows Italians from pop. culture and has neither met up close a terrone nor a polentone

But I do agree they're probably more man than the French or the English will ever be

>>76526196
Nah, the meme is true where I'm from. Every social stereotype is true in NYC.

>>76525883
>Chimela
Oh, you're that slut

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>>76525658
she will be more "loosen up" with time, mark my words

>>76526259
Hi pale

>>76526177
>HBB
thanks

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>>76526334
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITALIAN MEN REEEEEEEEE

>>76526246
Well you can throw in a few more nahs if you feel like it, doesn't change the fact that your reasoning seems to be based on stereotypes while mine is from direct experience

>>76526475
Of course. Italians in Europe are very different from American-Italians.

>>76526246

Same can be said for Washington DC.

Honestly, that can be found in any major city in any modern/western country

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>>76525553
>>76525633
well now she's saying she was just kidding. Don't wanna post actually pic yet cause don't want anyone to reverse search her or something. Either way, she's a real bro and doesn't deserve trolling, lads...

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>>tfw trying to replace my t*rk milf with another t*rk girl.
>> Instead I get Miss Chin. FML

>>76526545
dutch tranny on suicide watch

>>76526535
Are the Blacks in your area ghetto? That's what I've heard about DC.

>>76526643
Looks like a Skyrim elf lmao

Is this good to put on my profile?
>leave a message or your mother will die in her sleep
People only view my profile but they don't leave messages

>>76526793
yes it's a good idea