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Can't can the jan man edition
animaisie
Look at the stupid pakis who started the other thread later.
>>76459646
Utter state of them I know
Once again, I couldn't link in time because VPNs aren't allowed and posting through mobile is slow as all fuck
Might just move to cripplechan
>>76459566
Da nigga has superpowers!
>Ey gyal look at dis
penis :P
sue
me n the lads on a mad one
>mfw yanks put emphasis on the 'aus' in austraila
>mfw yanks pronounce aussie with s's instead of z's
Is this the real thread?
>>76460851
YOU JUST KNOW
this is such be yourself advice
so he's prob creeped her out
calling her 3 in the morning isn't going to help his case
ffs
hello lad.s
ive just got home from a sesh in town im pissed as fuck.
im staying up tonight
>>76460931
neither of these is accurate
>>76460871
Eat shit
>>76460939
>going out on a Saturday night
State
very high on weed right now
just thought I'd share
>>76460939
Post willy
>>76460935
Are those your real folds, burger-boy?
currently arguing real time
with some brasilian over
race-mixing commercials
High as a kite on life atm
>>76460931
>>mfw yanks pronounce aussie with s's instead of z's
we're known for doing the exact opposite of this though. that's why we spell americanized, socialize, civilization, etc. with a 'z'
ossi means east german in german
Did you know that singers from Buckinghamshire are moving to America en masse because NHS "nurses" are messing them about by hacking their PCs
>>76460891
might conduct a mcdonnies run myself to be quite frank with you my fellow fat bastard, will probably only get a hamburger and frozen coke as both of those are only $1 each at the moment.
>>76460957
imagine actually getting worked up over mixed race couples
>>76460957
What's the argument
thunderstorming again
that's nearly every day for 6 weeks
>>76460938
Shut the fuck up
Still want to know what a stoned wank is like.
had a dream i got fired so i beat my boss to death with a bat while my disgruntled co-workers held him down
is it could weed?
abc keeps doing these stories on marijuana stocks exploding and the impending legalisation nation wide
Honestly if you didn't just get in from a night out then you may as well just fuck off you stupid beta abnormie friendless cunt
*devours feces*
>>76460974
Don't live in Florida
>imagine actually getting worked up over mixed race couples
>>76460956
I don't have any folds
>>76460987
Don't eat my posts
>>76460961
you spell that way because you can't pronounce it properly otherwise
>>76460986
>getting in before 4am
lol
>>76460980
reported you to the authorities.
Tolerating life
bet the aussies here are all fat cunts they're always doing a maccies run
>>76460983
what's drumpf's stance on drugs?
reckon he get his energy from cocaine desu
>>76460979
Literally the best wank of your life
VR is a close second
>>76460973
Usual shit when dealing with someone of mixed racial origin
they complain that people would want to keep their racial integrity are racist by not approving of race-mixing propaganda, thereby making the victim the criminal
I'm just bored because these people can't be convinced with dna and statistics
I can also hear people chanting ohhhhh Jeremy Corbyn outside like the lad before did. Is this a new normie thing or do I just live on the same street as someone on /brit/?
love yanks. hate the queen
the visited nations
>>76461003
Saved this to my British """humour""" folder
>>76460983
abc is also fake news
>>76461005
don't worry, i don't actually have a job
>>76461025
alri millionaire
>>76460987
Dont eat me
>>76461013
I think he's okay with medical marijuana but I don't recall him touching the subject with any depth
>>76461012
you burn off the maccas during the run you mong
>>76461001
quite the opposite. we started spelling it that way because that's how we pronounced it
>>76460983
all drugs WILL be legalized eventually, the drug war was a massive failure over all, and cannabis is just ahead of the curve.
>>76461020
Nottingham?
>>76461003
weirdo
had too much to eat again at night lads
redpill me on the opium wars
>>76461025
the airport in dubai does not count
>yes lets announce a nationwide state of emergency because some big buildings have wood on the outside of them
I can't live
If living is without you
I can't live
I can't give anymore
I can't live
If living is without you
I can't give
I can't give anymore
>>76461016
Nothing wrong with it
>>76461057
stop gorging on carbs mongo
>>76461057
fucking twat
>>76461014
>VR is a close second
BE right now is terrible
>>76461047
i think there should be some punishment because there exists in this world people so very gullible and stupid that they would do a life ruining narcotic just for the hell of it
>>76461025
>visit one city in america
>yep, pretty much all there is to see, lets check it off
not racist but i wouldn't impregnate someone with discolored skin
smoking a doobie bros ;-)
reckon there'd be less terrorist attacks in europe if people were allowed to have guns desu
>>76461054
Nah
Shan't be reading any long complicated posts
In brainlet mode in preperation for beddy byes
not racist but I hate niggers. just don't like em simple as
>>76461094
significantly less
>>76461081
VR porn?
>>76461094
yeah lets give all the muslims guns, great idea that one mate
>>76461094
reckon there'd be more
>>76461072
>>76461080
>>76461109
me on the left
>>76461065
Stayed in the Nassima Royal Hotel for 34 nights
There was a little symbol on the ceiling pointing to Mecca
I pretty much stopped off there (on my way back from Singapore) just to see if it really was as shit I expected.
It was even shitter.
>>76461108
yeah, fucking autocorrect
>>76461025
visit the good parts of america while you can
we were once a beautiful nation from sea to shining sea
alas, we begin crumble.. crumble...CRUMBLE
*low rumbling in the background*
>>76461054
more like shottingham amririte ahahahaha
gf getting ready to meet her bf
>>76461104
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
watched a 6 part documentary on the holocaust its almost beyond belief
very strange that the jews immediately adopted many of the same techniques against the arabs in israel
190cm is such an awful poster
really dreadful stuff
>>76461126
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>76461104
You're supposed to add a twist to it, this was the original message
>>76461110
yeah but then a normal person would be able to shoot any terrorist who has a gun
>>76461123
>stopped off there just to see if it really was as shit I expected.
>34 nights
>>76461109
Reminder it's all about the neck
>>76461086
As I elaborated in the previous thread I've been to 31 US states and am going again in August to see the eclipse, and I will visit a further 9 states while there
How many states have you visited out of interest?
How many foreign countries?
>>76461133
Yeah, my favorite posters with semi-anonymity are aussies and those east asian ex-pats
doing shitty cocaine lads
>>76461094
brainlet
women aren't worth my precious time
>>76461148
you do run the risk of blue on blue though
anime
love THIC girls
>>76461124
>he doesn't love virtual tiddies in his face
Nigga you gay
>>76461170
hello nigger
>>76461170
brrrooooooopppp
hate awssies love yanks
>>76461140
>>76461129
poo bum
>>76461170
fat
>>76461185
what the FUCK
DUDE
lads I have proof that vaginas are actually FLAT
Sargon is garbage human
>>76461151
I meant 4 nights
The main attractions in Dubai are a big shopping mall and a tall building. Dismal, disgusting place. You get on the metro and it's absolutely stuffed with indians. It's 43C outside. You walk 5 minutes north from Sheikh Zayed Road and you're standing in desolate wasteland.
just matched with a qt redhead on tinder
dunno what to do desu
you should be in bed
what the fuck are you doing at this time?
>>76461168
>>76461197
I'm here now lads. How's it foing?
thick = fat
>EU wakes up, stops the boats and becomes a superstate
>UK becomes a cucked by the EU daily microstate on the edge of Europe following our laws and decision's and importing pakis because of "muh sovereignty"
funny how things work out
except the Nonce.
he's only average but better the 190cuntymeters
xd did a jokey wokey x
>>76461191
>>76461199
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>76461159
>"ah yes i'll rely on the government to protect me from everything"
>>76461197
which bit of this goes in your bum?
>>76461199
elaborate lad
>>76461191
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
Love 14 year old south american girls
>>76461204
got up at 6:30pm today
>>76461206
URGH
>>76461216
>>"ah yes i'll rely on the government..."
>hello nigger
>>76461197
Just got a new ps4 controller today
>>76461209
that hard border just got 10 feet higher
>>76461216
done well for me so far honestly
>>76461224
nonce
>>76461197
What's this for? Titrations?
>>76461206
'ri
>>76461206
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>76461226
Shit the piss up
>>76461206
>How's it foing?
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>76461209
t. country with a gay prime minister whos primed to open the floodgates to the entire third world
>>76461224
14 year old south americans are biologically the same as 35 year old white smokers
>>76461224
PHWOAR
'nce
>>76461218
>>76461240
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>76461204
no toil for me
going to bed
can i get a tuck in
>>76461224
Fan of 13 year old mexican yanks 2bh
>>76461245
>>76461248
Shit the piss up
>>76461231
Hard border just means northern direland will be in an even more dire stare enjoy paying for it
where did all these nonces come from?
i make nonces at my workplace
Jesus fuck lads I feel like SHITE. Feel like I'm constantly on the verge of shitting or vomiting but with no indication of which my body actually wants to do and if I stand up I have zero fucking balance. Feel like I've been drugged or some shit.
>>76461224
age of consent is a social construct
ability to bear children is not
you are experiencing perfectly natural desires to procreate with fertile females
>>76461284
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>76461214
oh yeah I go against your kindom of 3D vaginas and your revolting lies and that's all you have to say? ha your centuries of blatant tridimensional propaganda are over
vaginas are flat
>>76461222
1 all porn is shoot in 2D, 3D porn is just cgi
2 the cameltoe illusion: upon birth, meat flaps are attached to the newborn's groin, if it's female
3 literally no mentions of vaginas in the bible, or any holy book for that matter
4 if they're three-dimensional how come I can't get into one
listening to some bob dylan
>>76461256
/int/ has made me despise south americans, i was ambivalent before
>>76461280
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>76461263
Got a video of her doing a piss on the floor
>>76461297
GCHQ
>>76461328
replying to myself
>>76461280
hmmmm
I reckon you should shitpost more about it at 3 in the morning rather than see a doctor
>>76461308
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>76461224
>>76461283
>age of consent is a social construct
Hello paedophile
POO bum me bollocks fanny
xoxo
>>76461280
food poisoning maybe? keep the fluids going in
>>76461319
>>76461319
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
need a young gf desu lads
>he sent a suggestive texts to a well developed girl aged 15 years and 364 days
LYNCH THE NONCE
>Mohammed fucked a 9 year old
he was a product of his time, stop being racist to muslims
>>76461317
PHWOOOOOOOOAR
nonce twat
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>76461326
LOVE simply LOVE these sort of posts
>>76461331
Fuck off pedo
>>76461331
>he was a product of his time, stop being racist to muslims
nobody says this
>>76461321
Not sure what I could've eaten to cause food poisoning desu. Don't think that's it. Doesn't explain the vertigo either I don't think.
>>76461308
>going to the doctor
Do I look like a woman to you?
>>76461317
>image search this
>am now on a watch list
ahh yes
>>76461318
>germany 14
>france 15
>UK 16
>Ireland 17
It's all bollocks mate
>listening to some bob dylan
>>76461318
It's true though
Why is it 16 and not 15, 17, 18, 21?
>>76461364
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>76461331
fucking excellent top ten'er of the week post right in the little square encompassing it
really good stuff lad, can I re-tweet this?
>are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>76461340
good post
>>76461317
MOAR
>>76461365
*fondles your bollocks*
>>76461365
Hi! few things to start off with =]
1. yes I'm replying to you because you're a female 4channer, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
>>76461365
i know you're probably joking but the janny will still be more than happy to get you banned
>>76461376
>>76461377
are you literally twelve or thirteen years old?
>>76461354
muslims do
r/Incels
Stacies are the absolute WORST to work with. Treated like shit...again!
u/nightshiftloner
I work retail, and we have one Stacy. She is absolutely terrible at her job, but customers love her because she looks good.
Today, at fucking 9am when I was sleeping she called me FIVE TIMES. Obviously no regard to the fact I was asleep and didn't want to talk because I'm the ugly workhorse incel. I decided to text her to ask what she wanted and she called me another two times and raged about how I could've picked up the phone and generally treated me like shit.
Then, she proceeded to demand me to take her shift tonight because she wanted to party. I told her no, I had an event to go to (BS, I'm incel I just wanted to play games). She then acted shocked and said I should miss the event for her. Wtf.
Women think everyone and everything revolves around them. All women are also sociopathic, narcissistic, disgusting animals. Retailcels are wagecucks at the bottom of the totem pole in society.
imagine how seething the original poster of
>are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
is right now
>>76461387
>>76461388
crying
>>76461331
>he sent a suggestive text to a well developed and muscular man
BURN THE FAG
>he sent a picture of his penis to a girl
cool brah well done
>>76461372
what're your thoughts on age of consent laws?
Posting it, having a chuckle to myself
>>76461397
literally poorious
>>76461389
Yuuuss
>>76461387
>>76461388
Good posts
*also fondles the kiwi*
>>76461372
i would honest to god beat the shit out of the 3 of those pussies and steal those jackets, they look like theyre worth at least $50 bucks each bro
omelette du fromage
am unironically descended from criminals
>>76461414
Ayy
have had half the bottle of JD and 4mg of xanax and i'm still awake
>>76461385
>>>76461365 (You)
>Hi! few things to start off with =]
>1. yes I'm replying to you because you're a female 4channer, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
>2. I'm Brian.
>3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
Lovely to meet a fellow Brian. How do you do?
B.
I POO-LEDGE ALLEGIANCE POO THE POONITED STATES OF POOMERICA
Kill yourselves you fucking scumbags
>>76461422
you black?
>>76461416
bit unimpressive if I'm honest
>start the biggest war in human history then run off to south america without facing any consequences?
and people like hitler why?
>>76461399
Alri broseph
Aint seen you around for a bit
>>76461396
that does actually sound like a case of an attractive girl being a cunt though
>>76461421
https://vimeo.com/26763046
this is for you and everyone who likes qts and absolute choons
>>76461434
what? why?
going to learn spanish and move to uruguay lads
hate yank knobs
>>76461422
I'm descended from jews and irishmen
>>76461396
Nothing wrong with that post, women are self centred, arrogant children
>>76461423
the acid washed jeans and the 1980s vehicles just make my dick even harder
>>76461427
what does the b stand for
>>76461436
what does hitler stand for
>>76461423
Keep up the good work lad
>>76461416
Looks a bit like mine
>>76461445
South Americans are subhumans
>>76461360
has it been all day or just recently?
>>76461433
not as far as i know, it's possible that i might have abo ancestors although i'd say that's unlikely since only my grandmother's line has been in australia for more than 3 generations
absolutely loathe paddies
Where is this guy supposed to be from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5dL4DPm-DE
>>76461423
JANNY JANNY JANNY
>>76461453
Wish we had latinas in britain
>>76461422
would like to see you take the ancestry DNA test
ffs these names are getting out of hand
need a poo! late at night
>>76461416
ah, the penis
if you can't appreciate male genitalia you're gay af
>>76461462
not the 14 year old girls though
>>76461460
are you also latino
>>76461396
>wtf this evil stacey tried to stop me going to my made up event so i could play video games all night
>>76461469
Irish criminals probably
... suffering footage 25th June 2017 ...
>>76461397
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>76461481
>trim run
What's this all about?
>>76461477
You keep posting the mediterranean mixed ones, though
We've got, occassionally, some good looking mexicans, but most are dumpy little trolls by the time they are in their 20s
>>76461442
qts
>>76461481
could use a little medicating myself 2bh
Quebec was right
Anglos are subhumans
Bit ugly to be honest
>>76461503
I'm not paying twice the price for some extra terps
>>76461454
Brian
>>76461518
peasants out
posting it and having a chucle to myself
how often do normie lads shag a new bird from a nightclub?
>>76461494
All irish are criminals
>>76461442
this is a boring song
>>76461524
nice
>23 and me test costs £149
>>76461504
a waste of time being ignored by the President, causing outrage in the waste of life communities
want to take a Y-DNA test
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4CCCGYyn30
>he's here
>and he's still crying about women and night clubs
Ffs
>>76461533
A good 2 or 3 times a week
>>76461477
no you don't
>Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny has been formally barred from standing in next year's presidential election.
ah yes, russian """"democracy """"
normie girls are screaming upstairs
>>76461448
wish hitler had finished you lot off desu
not that the holocaust ever happened, mind you
stop posting underage mexicans
Lad I know that shagged the most different girls during uni shagged 25 during his 3 year degree
Decent amount but bet incels think every normies shags 200+>>76461533
someone give me some good ambient music
>>76461540
feel sorry for you
very annoyed by this leaf
want leafs to fuck off
>>76461536
yeah must've been a particularly bad one to get sent to australia
>>76461466
Literally the second my arse touched my bed for beddy byes. Not one issue all day.
>>76461515
these pics are making me nostalgic for the early 2000s to be honest
love pints
>>76461569
only 25?
don't feel that bad now lol
Love bints
Might order some Hooker brand headers for my pickup
Give it a nice but tasteful little rumble
>>76461564
Putin also just banned Vpns, put in serious anti holocaust laws, pro Islam, open borders with central Asia
I'm beginning to think this based out in thing was a meme
love shin splints
communism
>>76461586
Me too
Drinking this Ripper pale ale by Stone atm
Love cider
>>76461469
here's an aussie doing a DNA test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjhJ1mpLhT0
she got 76% british, 9% irish, 7% finnish, 4% iberian, 3% western europe, 1% asian
>>76461570
https://youtu.be/9tJbAr5Sv0Q
>>76461559
The grass is always greener i suppose
>>76461600
its literally FSB employed shills whomade the whole "putin is based strong russian bear who's saving white civilisation"
any good anime movie like the angel's egg?
hate niggers
hate spics
hate pakis
not racist just don't like em simple as
where does this "are you literally 12 or 13 years old" thing come from
*gives you a cornetto*
>>76461616
>7% finnish
Wtf how come Finland has its own category thing
>>76461623
These from prime jail bait?
Need a caramel peanetto
>>76461616
The STATE of her eyebrows
Howling
>>76461631
/brit/ May 28
anyone watch big brother?
why did all the womyn like Kieran?
>>76461633
they're a unique race, not Scandinavian
>>76461616
need a sheila
how do you know if you're depressed?
>>76461581
reckon thats food poisoning, its always out of nowhere you feel awful for a couple hours, poo and/or puke a bit, then it all calms down.
your mum went skydiving huh? haha
>>76461664
No such thing nigga be happy
>>76461672
Already did a poo. Poo'd so much my arse bled. Still no sign of this feeling fucking off.