nigger
are we literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing /brit/ into the subject, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
unimportant poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13278730
The state of this /brit/
Barb
we got brian snail out here we got white cat out here we got black cat out here
reality has an irish bias
anime
so very depressed
>>76461696
good post
dont know if lisicki is serious or not
my rational thought tells me that he's someone's persona designed to be as unlikeable as possible, but who has the patience to keep it up for the 3 years or so he's been here?
>>76461687
I'm 25, fully employed (make 60k), fucked 30+ girls, and have good friends.
Different people like different things for different reasons. Just accept it
sue
>>76461690
do what you wanna do lad
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Depression Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Be Happy Like Nigga Stop Being Sad Haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73pxWMzmTnk
Is this racist?
took my ritalin LA and had a coffee and now i'm doing an anxiety
Don't come to America. We're not the land of the rorke like you think we are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsRyYr7XuVI
>>76461696
>>76461708
her chin is shit, if I had children with her and they were male they'd be beta as fuck.
her chin is fucking shit
Less:
yanks
More:
That latina
To the right
Fucking BASED
>>76461736
>if I had children with her and they were male they'd be beta as fuck
Correct
>>76461736
the fuck you on
gonna have a big poo in a few hours
>>76461743
honestly shut the fuck up you fucking pathetic fucking faggot.
fuck off
>>76461696
That shoulder chest muscle latoral thing is making come across as a tad mannish
kinda fit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_370DhsvQGI
infoooormer, ya know say daddy me snow me i go blame
a licky boom boom down
>>76461730
lmao no one thinks you're white/rorke
>>76461758
me too thanks
eid mubarak to all the muslim posters of /brit/!!!
>>76461747
based black man (sargon)
>>76461747
BASED BLACK MAN
>>76461743
Agreed
Really fucking excited for the tour of France
>>76461760
FOY
>>76461760
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing /brit/ into the subject, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>76461747
where's jackie4chan and Paul Blort?
>>76461747
explain this kekistani meme
latina lovers:
https://www.instagram.com/esmeraldaaorozco/
thoughts?
>>76461747
lmao what a bunch of fags
Alri
spending an hour and a half on the road with noah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-naJR_rhkUM
>>76461766
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>76461795
redditors who think /pol/ is cool
>>76461760
Just who do you think you are, you overweight mentally-crippled spunk snorter? Don't you ever talk to your superiors like that again.
>>76461743
Cant find any more pictures of her
Used to be hundreds but theyre all gone
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/6jamfq/quebec_diversity_parade_got_the_concept_wrong_nsfw/
is this proof that the anti-racist lefties are genuinely more racist than normal people
I wouldn't have noticed it until it was pointed out to me
>are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>76461747
State of reddit. Why do they get so weird and obsessive about jokes like "Kek" and "kekistan"? Why do they beat jokes into a fine red mist?
>>76461804
>>76461788
fuck off with this gimmick it isnt funny
most of these yanks seem to be around 60% british
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ5jHGqSkj4
https://youtu.be/cxi8SqC06to?t=2m11s
even this black birch is 13% british
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6YPCtSvq4
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
>>76461804
hey! thanks for the (You)
>>76461730
He should have let her know she was being ign'ant
>>76461801
FOJ
NEED a Japanese gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6Iv7O9qAHg
>redditors who think /pol/ is cool
>>76461824
We're forcing it to be funny. That's the best kind of gimmick
>>76461817
I forget her name - Google is saying Suffi but that isn't the one I had in mind
>>76461822
because they didn't have any friends growing up so whenever they can be a part of an 'inside joke' for once they get too excited and beat it to death
I am a disingenuous prat
p of blue-eyed Britain: As scientists suggest colour is more attractive, study shows it is most common in Ireland and Scotland, but least likely in the south
All eyes in the country were once brown, but now they are 48% blue
Colour is most common in Ireland and Scotland, but least likely in the south
Scientists believe increase could be down to how attractive people find them
Researchers don't know why there is so much variation across the UK
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2738224/Is-rise-blue-eyes-attractive-Scientists-believe-colour-dominant-like-peacocks-tail.html#ixzz4kyjPSFA4
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>>76461833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCp2iXA1uLE
>>76461826
fixed link
https://youtu.be/M6YPCtSvq4Q?t=7m29s
>>76461818
It's not a "diversity parade" it's the national holiday of Québec and it's a Christian holiday in honour of St John the Baptist.
Kekistani passport came in the post today
>>76461826
Not opening these links. Are they ancestry things? Because those lie. They are especially fond of calling everyone part Jewish. Shocker, eh?
>>76461826
They're so disappointed to be british
>>76461862
what the..
>>76461830
Hm what is the J
ate 8 small packets of crisps ama
>>76461863
I know, I was referring to the comments section
>>76461864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE6YouZrVIY
>>76461837
i post like that ironically to get you's. he might be doing the same
>>76461878
are you literally 12 or 13 years old?
Fucks sake didnt do my homework and the school called home
Now mum banned me from being part of the alt right for a week the fucking cow
>>76461877
Jake
>>76461892
had the munchies senpai
I am white
Lad who felt like he'd been drugged here. Worked out the problem. Needed a shit earlier but the bathroom wasn't free so I held it in. 8 hours later I still hadn't went and it seems it all bunged up into a big diarrhea poo in my gut haha. Doing the diarrhea poo now lmao
>>76461872
My results should be here any day now, my predictions is
58% British
25% Irish
10% Europe West
5% Iberian
2% Random shit
why do footy compilations on youtube always have to use nighop as the music
>>76461880
I didn't even click the link 2bh
>>76461872
how many of you are muzzrats or otherwise brown
>>76461895
i think you mean alt light. alt right hate jews and stuff... alt light is milo, sargon, etc. common mistake though
>>76461899
How the fuck do you know my name
>>76461914
I am a 40 Year Old Pakistani Man.
>>76461914
I'm brownish (mum is mexican)
>>76461910
nigger
>>76461906
Dubious
>>76461914
i have transcended physical form
>>76461906
wog
>>76461914
I am a 68-year-old Maori man.
>>76461908
>paying Jews to steal your DNA and lie to you
Why?
Worth a flutter
>>76461872
>>76461908
>>76461906
>>76461914
I'm brown not muzzrat
>>76461914
I'm southern yuro so I believe I'm brown
>>76461909
sports tend to attract low income fans
>>76461914
i unironically grew up and spent nearly half my life in saudi arabia
>>76461920
I am a Russian hacker :^)
jlaw
>>76461939
voting winnie I hope mate
>>76461924
why are mexicans more brown than average south americans
>>76461944
What are you on paper? curious
>>76461913
How is someone else doing a DNA test "my failure"?
>>76461914
jewish desu. but we have a bad rep on here, almost worse than muslims for some reason
>>76461960
not true at all
>>76461953
How was it guessing you were rich ish
>>76461914
my dad was black and my mom's white, but i'm pretty light skinned
>>76461958
I have never voted. I am on nobody's side, for nobody is on my side, little Orc.
>>76461969
CHI
>>76461963
75% anglo, 25% nebraska German with ties to bavaria
my anglo side is old NC/VA genes going back to the 1600s-1700s
>>76461952
sports are universal
we dem boys
business idea: use the media to make being a male virgin cool
>>76461978
bullshit cunt if you don't want our little rock looking like auckland, winnie is /yourguy/
brits can we agree that tommy robinson is going to save you from the mudrats
>>76461983
Pathetic
>>76461969
CHI
>>76461989
only in theory
>>76461970
saudi was great wish i could go back sometime
>>76461965
Really triggering some 'stalgia faps tonight senpai
Bloody heck lads. Arse just dropped a fucking mountain of mushy poo there. It's piled up above the water surface now. I'm afraid to get off the bog but this is already a triple flush guaranteed.
>>76462006
good filename
>>76462002
>Pathetic
how's that?
>>76461979
>>76462003
memes aside most mexicans here are bro tier
>>76462013
pics PLEASE
>>76462014
never forget
>>76461966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8OmxI2AYV8
this and things like this are probably why
>>76462014
thankyou
>>76462023
hello pedro
>>76462013
thanks for telling us
What language is the most commonly learned for you lads in primary and secondary school?
All americans learn hebrew for the first 5 or 6 years
Only 22% of Britains population have natural brown eyes
www.ibtimes.co.uk/blue-eyes-are-more-common-any-other-colour-britain-1463258
Blue eyes are now more common in Britain than any other colour, scientists have revealed. And it's likely it's because Brits find the colour more sexually alluring than brown or green eyes.
The Blue Eyes Project has found that although all eyes in Britain were once brown, they are now 48% blue, 30% green and just 22% brown.
Although there are no direct physical advantages to having blue eyes, such as better eyesight, the overwhelming change of eye colour from brown to blue has been a cross-Europe phenomenon
>>76461966
>ut we have a bad rep on here, almost worse than muslims for some reason
no one likes an ungrateful parasite
do NOT understand how early civilisations survived in that wasteland of the middle east
>>76461844
ela mobi
>>76461994
The lads..
>>76462047
They all formed near water sources
>>76462042
my primary school taught japanese from year 3 i think
i know of other schools that taught french
in secondary we picked between chinese, jap or german for a few years
>>76462047
beofre the white man came and took everything they had lakes, jungles, forest, fields of rice...
ever notice how in most gta games, the very first person you meet ends up being the final boss?
Should I cheat on my former slut GF who now genuinely loves me with a virgin at who is more attractive?
>>76462054
>tfw just google image searched that
need a fucking poo
>>76462072
>GTA
FOY
lads.....
>28m views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohQkjxJadfM
>>76462068
i just read earlier today that ozymandias had auburn hair so im pretty sure they were irish
>>76462074
>virgin
don't think it's legal to shag 14 year old girls m8
>>76462028
Just flushed desu. Now it's just dirty brown water with stray floaty poo bits. Gonna try to go to bed now but I reckon there's more to come.
>>76462088
age of consent in mexico is 12
>americans learn hebrew and not spanish
this can't be true
>>76462072
ive only played V so no
if dubs i must post a pic of myself, it trips I will get a boyfriend but i must post boypussy first
>>76462098
>>76462084
imagine how many dirty pakis wanked their tiny circumcised dicks to this video
ENTP is code for 'talkative and autistic', focused on winning 'logical arguments, without emotional factors'
>>76462088
Nah lad she is 21 but is a shy nerdy dancer
Every american iknow is fluent in hebrew
>>76462097
why's that so hard to believe?
>>76462098
kill yourself
>>76462101
3 and 4 are ugly
bit depressed about the state of the uk desu
was watching some runescape videos of people with british accents running around in the wilderness and then it dawned on me that half of them that sounded british also sounded brown and talked like wannabe gangsters
either pakis love runescape more than the average britfag, or you have some fucking problems lads
>>76462117
>kill yourself
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing /brit/ into the subject, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>76462116
spanish is obviously the more practical choice
hebrew just lends itself to the whole israel controlling murika meme, how many americans ever even go to israel
hebrew is actually dead you're speaking fake hebrew
>>76462124
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>76462109
cannot understand why emotions would come into play in arguments, it doesn't make sense
if dubs i post boipucchi
ARE YOU LITERALLY 12 OR 13 YEARS OLD?
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing /brit/ into the subject, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>76462130
>typing /brit/ into the subject, posting it, having a chucle to themselves.
what did the runt mean by this?
>>76462138
>cannot understand why emotions would come into play in arguments, it doesn't make sense
too perfect, can't pretend you're being serious
>limeys are hebrew who can speak spanish
whoda thunk
Let me tell you a story, Christopher. This is a true story, and is in fact one of my fondest memories. Because of my early success in the toy industry with The Learning Company, I was given the privilege of visiting one of Hasbro’s many factories in Southeast Asia. This is a privilege I continue to take advantage of to this day. On my first trip, I was taken into a room containing a small Cambodian boy, his mother, and a few brutish operatives from an international private military company I am not at liberty to name. These soldiers wordlessly began to skin the boy alive, right in front of his restrained mother and myself. No doubt this was because the child had fallen behind on the production of the latest “Care-Bear” or “Raggedy-Ann” abomination. After ensuring the boy’s survival, a large cache of bladed instruments was revealed, and each person in the room was given the opportunity to introduce them to the wretched child. I was placed towards the end of this line due to my inexperience, and decided to examine how the other men went about this torture. I looked into their eyes and saw nothing but the cold, uncaring stares of men just doing their jobs as they cleaved the boy’s lean flesh from his bones. That was an air of professionalism I would come to expect from all my employees from that day onwards. Looking into the boy’s eyes, I could feel the pain and fear emanating from inside his very soul. He quickly wore out his vocal chords, and every strike was met only by desperate wheezing, then coughing, then a viscous gagging noise as his esophagus filled with a variety of bodily fluids.
how can you literally be two options
has anyone here given blood
>>76462135
>>76462136
fuck you you fucking cunts. fuck off.
>>76462156
you what?
i'm not autistic if that's what you're getting at, even brought it up with my doctor and he doesn't think so
>People expect me to not hate jews after they killed Jesus
Anti-Semitism should be everyone's default.
>>76462173
Nah too scared of needles
>>76462135
have you ever even been here? there's jewish communities everywhere
>>76462163
Eventually, it became my turn to engage in the ritual. I picked up a kukri, a tribal knife used by Nepalese Ghurkas to brutalize their foes in combat, and began hacking away at the boy’s left arm. It took me about five decent swings to finally cleave all the way through, though this was no fault of my own. The knife was dulled on purpose, and the blade was coated in a rare poison found only in a rare breed of tree frog native to the Amazon jungle. This poison had no real effect outside of causing an unimaginably painful burning sensation when exposed to raw flesh, which today is only advised to be used sparingly when torturing the most stubborn of our enemies. The boy eventually passed out from this experience, and was quickly revived by one of the soldiers so that the exercise could continue. I put the kukri down as another one of the soldiers selected a serrated kitchen knife and went to work on the boy’s already-mangled genitals. I’m telling you this story because when I look into your eyes, I don’t see the boy’s pathetic stare, nor do I hear the futile lamentations of his mother.
I see a reflection of my own frustration in not being able to hack away at the boy’s other arm, and for that reason, I’m out.
>>76462173
not me i havent
Might just say fuck it all and devote myself to a life of asceticism and service to the poor
>>76462162
>murikan comprehension
did you think this sentence made sense when you typed it
so you wanna be a gangster, and all that shit
>>76462103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqcjALPqnwU
>>76462173
never have, never will
>>76462173
a few times
also when i was diagnosed with diabetes they took a shitload of blood for a study and it almost made me pass out
don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe
Business idea: form a gang of white nonces to groom paki schoolgirls
>>76462200
why
>>76462185
Would serve the poor if they weren't all brown or druggies. Just want to help my fellow countryman down on his luck.
>>76462175
your country is actually a sham
laughing
>jewish minority lobbyists cucked the most powerful country on earth into learning their dead language
>>76462202
why did you donate
>>76462179
seriously fuck off you f ucking dickhead. im fucking pissed off
>>76462209
prefer not to say x
>>76462084
don't be so cynical, parents often give their children ipads and what not to keep them quiet these days and they inevitably watch youtube
>>76462223
ok sorry
>>76462213
again, there are jewish communities literally all over the place here.
terrible thread
i'll come back later when the leafs have gone to bed
>>76462213
Mate I hope you realize he is pulling an ancient gimmick. Ive literally never met a person that knows hebrew or ever learned it
>>76462217
why not? im not scared of needles and it probably got me out of class for a bit
>>76462206
Woah
Just realised they're sort of our latinas
>>76462179
jesus was a jew and christianity was brought to europe to bright whites under jewish control, kind of like how islam is taking over europe today
She's cute
>>76462232
No don't
>there is no possible way you will ever, EVER live in 90s japan
>>76462173
I remember being told I'm not allowed to but I can't remember why. Got lots of blood taken a few weeks back when it like 85 degrees here. Was out in the heat walking for almost 2 and half hours after having had blood taken and I hasn't eaten in about 5 hours and I hadn't drank anything either and I had no money with me. Thought I was gonna die haha
>>76462239
>jesus was a jew
he literally wasn't
>>76462243
80's japan was peak civilisation
Jesus was actually an alright guy
>>76462246
whyd you have loads of blood taken
bumming a cat
at what point does a revision become a new religion?
why is islam a religion but protestantism just a reformation?
Sucking my dog's cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecPBCWS2Z1g
REALLY makes you think
>>76462239
There is nothing on God's green Earth that Jews hate more than Christ. Nothing.
You know who says Christianity is Jewish in an attempt to dissuade people from following Christ? Jews.
>>76462275
you should be following odin you brainwashed drone
>>76462275
Sounds like tinfoil hat trite
>>76462270
watched a 9 year old girl suck a dogs willy earlier today, with presumably her father filming it, it was pretty disturbing tbqh
t-thanks /tv/...
>>76462259
Doctor wanted to check if my heart might explode and for some reason opted for blood genealogy tests that take a year instead of an MRI that would tell him right away.
>>76462262
>>76462270
stop
the way i see it is: if jews have been hated for so many centuries by lots of different people, maybe they deserve it?
>>76462289
I think you mean Woden lad
>>76462294
Go on...
>>76462297
did you tell him that
>>76462305
angery
>>76462294
l-link
>>76462305
this is the video in question >>76462294
>>76462289
Why would I follow a gay Nordic myth?
>>76462291
Sounds like a kike to me.
>>76462305
love racist dogs, they're smarter than us sometimes
>>76462294
Seen it years ago haha
>>76462305
Would rip that dogs head clean off
>>76462294
>>76462310
Wronguns
>>76462310
didn't save it
>>76462308
Tell him what?
>>76462294
when i was a kid i used to wank off my dog, could never get him to cum though
>>76462332
he was probably desexed
>>76462331
for some reason opted for blood genealogy tests that take a year instead of an MRI that would tell him right away
>>76462324
>>76462294
Would LOVE to hunt down and execute nonces desu. Reckon God would ignore his "no murder" rule for that.
>>76462332
The trick is to use your arse
>>76462339
nah i remember he had big purple plums 'twixt his hind legs at the time
>>76462332
>>76462326
>>76462344
lmao
brits full of paedos who woulda thought it
>>76462356
>'twixt
alri shakespeare
>>76462368
where
animals aren't kids but yea that's fuckey
>>76462342
He knew. My appointment was specifically for an MRI. I think he was just too lazy to do the full 45 minute scan because of the heat, so he just jabbed me with a needle because it would be less work for him personally.
Not too bothered. I've wanted to die for years now so if my heart pops before the results are back, then that's that. It's win-win really.
Here Thailad Thailad Thailad
>>76462376
Wud u nonce a cat
>>76462380
why do you want to die m8
>>76462385
Dreamed about this slug last nite
you wouldn't nonce a car
>>76462388
Don't like living do i?
>>76462388
maybe he's not a peon and recognises how life is a net loss?
>>76462394
are aish is not a slug
watching this dear white people show
expected to get my knickers in a twist but actually just makes me want a qt black gf so far
>>76462368
You too ?
>>76462393
what is the point of this retarded cartoon anyway
"STEALING"
"IS AGAINST"
brits aren't allowed to donate blood here in australia because of the mad cow outbreak there in the 90s
>>76462416
*dabs*
nothin personnel
>>76462416
Think it's a dig at Trump voters who wanted "not a politician" in charge.
>>76462423
Wait really
I keep having this recurring dream about George Bush and Ronald Reagan. They tell me to vote Republican and I try to explain why I can't but they insist. Any idea what this might mean?
>>76462423
Cant give blood in america either
>>76462416
probably trying to shit on popularism with appeal to authority
>>76462383
i like cat
>>76462400
what about living don't you like pal
>>76462423
Mad how you're so picky about food and animals getting in but you're alright with muslims and gooks
>>76462423
why was your mum breaking out there in the 90s
>>76462451
wahey
>>76462427
you don't exactly need years of training and experience to be a politician. see: congress
>>76462445
Going to sleep now
>>76462460
wrong trump is a smart guy
>>76462449
>you're alright with muslims and gooks
um sweetie you're talking to the country with the strictest immigration laws in the western world x
>>76462472
reread my post again, retard
watched a 9 year old dog suck a girl's willy earlier today, with presumably his owner filming it, it was pretty disturbing tbqh
t-thanks /hm/...
it's 10:32 and i want to crack open a packet of oreos
where do i get off?
http://www.asos.com/asos/asos-relaxed-long-sleeve-t-shirt-in-linen-look-stripe/prd/8003555
opinions?
>>76462186
meant to type "hebrews" in which case it would've made perfect sense