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Anime edition
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first for us mentally challenged are humans too
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>>76428223
No, you're just garbage.
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Could you Europeans please leave?
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just realised the wallet i deleted in december could fetch me free 13.5k$
shoot me
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>>76428267
Can you please leave
Im trying to get an Italian gf
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Tony Blair was the greatest political mind of the 20th and 21st centuries.
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>>76428280
B-but this is a North American general!
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want some if this
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Dr. Pepper is the thinking man's soda.
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power rangers is lyfe
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>>76428334
Hilarious joke but we all know its Coke Zero
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>>76428334
agreed
>>76428344
agreed. pepsi tastes like shit
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You shouldn't drink soda
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>>76428365
disagreed. coke zero increases diabetes
vanila coke is alri
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>>76428365
More like Choke Zero hahaha
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>>76428376
agreed. they're full of pesticides and caffiene and other such things. glad i stopped circa 1999
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http://q13fox.com/2017/06/22/family-considers-lawsuit-after-yearbook-bullying-messages/

reminder to not bully
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bullies are subhuman trash
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>>76428376
You're right that's why I normally just chug these down
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>>76428408
fucking baby. If you can't handle bullying in middle school you are not cut out to handle it in the real world. and he snitched too, baka.
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bullies are morally inferior
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>>76428220

>tfw h'wite
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>>76428344
My eyes are wide like cherry pies
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Guys I really want to stop being so unemotional. What the fuck is wrong with me
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>>76428444
Or you could catch and punish bullies at younger ages to prevent them from continuing their shitty behavior into adulthood.
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good thing i don't live in usa since mentally challenged people have it hard in third world countries
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https://bellingham.craigslist.org/cto/6185615869.html
want so bad
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>>76428488
Punishment of undesired behavior isn't as effectiv as rewarding desired behavior.
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>>76428376

Dr. Pepper is life blood
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>tfw u r a weak n mentally challenged boy
>tfw everytime u enter 4chan u r basically entering wolf territory
>tfw u can't stop putting urself in the danger of being devoured by these wild animals
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>>76428376
I said I want, not I will drink
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>>76428511
which is why people who get out of prison usually go right back

bullies do deserves punishment though.
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gf mad at me buds
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>>76428593

who watches this gay autistic shit?

>yfw
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i could never bully a person, when i dish out online, i just dish out to the void, i don't single anyone out, i just spread nasty comments but i don't target an individual because i am not devoid of morality
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>>76428630
is that real
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>>76428669

Yes, it's you.
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>>76428669
Looks like someone photoshopped his chin extending down like that
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>>76428648
no she's mad at me because I don't think it's ok to insult people in English on the streets
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>>76428675
no, this is me
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my goal here is to achieve the worsst reply ratio
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>>76428717
Terrible thing to be mad over. Absolutely worthless
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>>76428442
lots of multinational companies treat indians like guineapigs. especially the pharmaceutical ones
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i am north american diaspora
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states_and_dependent_territories_in_North_America
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FUCK WORK
meed a way to make money that don't involve work
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>>76428848
NOT this
You just have to get good at pretending to be a normie
It's not that hard
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>>76428630
u gay boy?
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there are some freedom haters on this board, they ought to be rangebanned
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*range bans all of Europe
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>>76428885
already good at that. sick of giving up 50 hours a week tbdesu., can never do anything with my friends or girlfriend because I work saturday through wednesday ay 2 am and everyone else is normal humans with 9 to 5ers on monday to firday
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hahaha japanese is hard as fuck ;o
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>>76428977
it's not, really. Only kanji is the hard part. everything else is very easy to pick up imo. I had a harder time learning spanish than japanese
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>>76428970
Get a better job
Go to community college for a 2 year degree or something
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>>76429019
already got my bachelors senpai. I'm a lab slave
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u r all just posting in the void like me

u r hollow
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>>76429042
get a government job?
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>>76429017
why. spanish is supposed to be easy
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>>76429042
Just buy some weed haha
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should i put a tape on webcam. i don't use it anyway
used to take pictures before and after shaving neckbeard in college
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1akT2du_rEE
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_San_Juan_Hill

>over 8,000 americans struggle to defeat a few hundred spics
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Who invited the poo in loo
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>>76429125
didn't read. america is the strongest country ever
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>>76429135
>The Americans suffered almost five times as many losses as the Spanish.[clarification needed] The Spaniards fought to the knife, losing a third of their force in casualties, but yielding very few prisoners. In view of the large number of U.S. casualties incurred from small-arms fire, the Army decided to update and modernize its small arms arsenal.

>btfo by small arms despite having machine guns
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>>76429055
I wish. only got one interview with a federal position, out of 7 or so job applications. fell for the STEM meme.
>>76429080
can't. get randomly drug tested multiple times a year.
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I know a guy names yatin from India. asked him and he said only uneducated people poop in the streets
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>>76429153
Buy fake piss
Or worst case scenario from a clean friend
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>>76429155
there must be quite a few of them then
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>>76429155
don't trust him. he will shit behind your back
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>>76429153
what field?
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why are ppl so intolerant to those suffering from mental retardation
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>>76429215
developmentally disabled people make me super sad
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>>76429237
i, for some reason, just make ppl super mad
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>>76429264
are you actually disabled or are you just being weird
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>>76429212
Biology,
I will go back to school for genetic counseling but I need money first, so I'm stuck as a medical lab tech for now.
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>>76429296
i am, i don't have down syndrome features or anything like that, but i suffer from mental retardation with autistic traits
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>>76429305
it's all the feds fault. Just fucking decriminalize drugs already ffs. War on drugs is a colossal waste of money
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>>76429354
so you have autism or what?
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>>76429179
I cope with alcohol. like tonight. called out sick to get drunk
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earth wind and fire unironically are so fucking good.
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Well, that's the last of my weed
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>>76429393
i've been called the r-word so much it doesn't affect me anymore
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>>76429459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0hJvyqWgsI
they have good music for marching bands. here's us last year
>>76429555
sorry that guy was being mean
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>>76429620
it's okay, karma will get him
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nI8izQY9PY
this one we got edgy. especially if you go to the 3 minute mark. the 2nd song is with another band as well
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ue4xKAIfMM
this was our first show last year and my first half time show ever
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>el haitiANO pretending he's someone else
sad!
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ohayoo~~ amerykańskie peoples
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wtf why don't you guys like marching band
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>>76430134
im not black
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>>76430134
mqrching band is cool am like half asleep tho, cool stuff snon
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>>76430266
wrong
>>76430283
well this is west coast marching. s lot different from southern marching
>>76430300
see guy? sad and drunk lab technician thinks it's cool
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wsu will do good this year I swear
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>>76430858
I really don't like you as a person
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Going to Sainsbury's you guys want anything?
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>>76431106
yes
>>76431169
1. you are weird
2. you were mean to the swede
3. you post gross foot stuff
4.5. and 6. you don't like marching band
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>>76428220
I fucking love /anime/ uezs
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hate germans
love mexicans

simple as
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>>76431520
im going to italy tomorrow
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>>76431559
rome
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>>76431574
u should get extraflags so u can give me all the flags of the places you go and pass by
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>>76428280
They only fuck Chad's and niggers
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Think i took attacking ikibey too far.

Really hit some personal spots.

Disgusted with myself. Night cum
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I can't wait to play some tennis tomorrow.
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>>76432560
that's because its early in the morning in the US
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im unironically a white person
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I'm cool
I'm a good poster

Simple as
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>>76433937
lying isn't something a good poster does
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>>76434005
I'm not lying simple as
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>>76434046
stop saying simple as
you don't browse /brit/
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Daily reminder to take care of your one and only body by exercising and eating decently.

You are my friend anonymous, and I don't want to see anything happen to you!
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>>76434204
>one and only
not until i reincarnate
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>>76434346
This isn't a video game, there is no reincarnation.
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>>76434858
Yes the Hindus and Buddhists surely based their religion off video games
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cum is important (no homo)
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Do any of you even realize that circuses, as of literally this year, will no longer exist?

Future generations will have no idea what you're talking about.

The only way to see them is to go to third world countries.
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/cum/ is too fast today
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>>76436513
This makes me sad. There was something so trashy and amazing about seeing the freaks and their animals and eating that awful for you circus/carnival food. My old man used to love playing that stupid ring toss game and watching the elephants perform. My children will never know this feeling.
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>>76436513
What do you mean?
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GOOD MOOOOOOOORRRRNNNNNIIIIIIIINNNNNNNG!
cuck
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Is military life as scary as people say it is?
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Don't think ill ever kiss a girl
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>>76437973
not with that attitude friendo
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>>76437998
I've at least hugged a girl before so I at least got somewhere
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>>76437998
shut up ryan
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about to start a race riot in my neighborhood desu

>block is half black, half white
>neighbors are old as fuck dindus
>their car has been getting parked halfway on my property for the better part of the last 2 years
>this week they start encroaching more and now block half of my driveway
>go 2 hours ago to ring their door bell, no answer
>go next hour to ring, no answer
>go to their backdoor and hear them in their kitchen with the window open
>try to speak to them through the window, they all get silent and ignore me

i'm afraid if I get them towed the black half of the neighborhood is going to lynch me. But theyre parking on my property and now blocking my fucking driveway
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>>76438370
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*looks at you suggestively*
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>>76438548
do it dont be a pussy
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i met a guy from Mauritius yesterday
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I wish I was a girl
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I wish i was a boy
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>>76439987
Why don't you come live with me? I'll dress you up like one and fuck you. You can even clean my house like a girl.
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why are american posters such bad posters?
why can't they handle the banter?
it feels like talking to insecure fat kids
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>>76440050
I'd love to but I'm not cute enough
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>>76440110
You already have the self confidence of a girl. It really makes me want to degrade you desu.
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im lolling so frickin hard rn. so frickin hard. it's impossible to overstate how frickin hard im lolling rn. im lolling so frickin hard rn. so frickin hard.

so frickin hard.
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>>76440086
Who wrote these banter "rules"? If I want to react toward open hostility by sperging out then it is my right to.
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>>76440479
*banters at you aggressively*
simple as
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ANSWER ME
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>>76438548
rent a tow truck and tow it to the nearest dump
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/cum/ was so nice yesterday without this stupid dumb idiot DANE
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>76440863
I'm a nice person.....
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>>76440996
kys proxy nigger
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*doesnt reply to the d*ne*
heh...
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DUDE KYS LMAO AHAHHAHA
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i like footkraut in an extreme hatred sort of way
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>>76441204
triggered/10 your probably considering it

drop the proxy
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>triggered

Immediately ignored and shunned
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>wont even deny proxy use

I dont get the point unless your ban evading
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Are there any websites where I can import South Korean movies?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Just shut up already and stop talking to me.
Fucking pathetic, eeewwww
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this thread is awful holy shit. all the worst posters are here
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reported for vpn/proxy usage
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did that anon who got stabbed post a picture of his stab wound?
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BRRRAAPs at you
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>summer comes
>all my gaming buds don't log on anymore

just another reason summer is SHIT and winter is GOAT

the only good thing about summer is baseball and batting cages
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Will you STOP watching me when I get out of the shower you disgusting Dane? Why don't you just ask to see me naked if you want to so bad?
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Thank you America for her.
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was super energetic and fun to watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHkGjVbH6dw

sad to know that in 5 years more than half of the kids in that video will have committed suicide
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>>76442008
>>76442008
>>76442008
can i see you naked then?
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btw im sorry about that rude post earlier denmark, I didn't mean it. I just have a weird way of showing affection

you stupid dumb dane
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i give up /cum/
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>>76442191
Don't give up friend, you can do it
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>>76442158
it's ok.. i like u
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lmao, U2 is going to play the main stage at the Ottawa Canada Day concert. Why is this country such an embarrassing joke?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LnVec3j1AU
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>>76428376
I don't drink soda unless it is literally the only thing to drink. I usually settle for water. If it's a Saturday, I'll go with the half and half variation of this >>76428430
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*Kisses you while you are talking*
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i LOVE anime!
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OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I really want to have gay sex but I'm scared of HIV

What if I only give head? Is that safe?
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*vomits semen*
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>>76443675
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>tfw want a gf but also don't want a gf at the same time
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>>76444186
W-what about a gf(male)??
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>>76444358
Are you cute and petite with a fiery but caring personality?
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oldest

fattest

dumbest
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>>76444425
good for him, still being physically active at 75.
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>>76444425
shops looks so realistic nowadays
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>>76444411
M-maybe
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>make a particularly rude post
>thread dies
D E V I L I S H
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>>76444358
Disgusting
kys
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>>76444641
Gotta be more assertive of yourself, US-anon.
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Just filtered a very large number of files yuge even
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>>76444850
Impressive
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don't u know i'm human too
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just finishedreading this, very good and I highly recomend. good product order it to day
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>>76445077
<3
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i don't like assertive people
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>>76445176
Why not?
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>>76445232
How do I get a Christ-chan gf?
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>>76445162
fuck off namefag
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>>76445232
Because they are too rough
i prefer sweet nice
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>>76445257
We'll have to define what a Christ-chan gf is to you, anon.
The prerequisite is to be a pure Christian. This too you will have to define.
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>>76445318
One who looks and acts like Christ-chan.
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Converting to Christianity cured my depression
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I became unaffiliated with any religion the day I started paying taxes
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>>76445353
You joke but studies find that people who go to church are happier than people who don't.
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>>76445287
Assertive doesn't necessarily mean aggressive or uncompassionate.
Assertive people are loyal and passionate. :)
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>>76445408
>You joke
what makes you say that
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>>76445408
dumb people are always happier
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You should become affiliated with a noose, kraut faggot
This is my first and last time responding to you, directly or indirectly
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>>76445408
>people who are social are happy
Yeah no shit
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>>76445456
Quiet down before I filter you too, "Dane"
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YO
HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY, HANDS WEAK, BAGS ARE HEAVY
BOLLINGER BANDS ARE TIGHTENING ALREADY, MOM'S SPAGHETTI
HE'S NERVOUS, BUT ON THE SURFACE HE LOOKS CALM AND READY
TO SELL LOW, BUT HE KEEPS ON FORGETTIN'
WHAT HE WROTE DOWN, THE TROLLBOX GOES SO LOUD
HE SELLS ALL NOW, BUT THE ORDER WON'T COME OUT
HE'S CHOKIN', HOW, EVERYBODY'S JOKIN' NOW
THE WHALES CASH OUT, PUMP IS OVER, BLAOW!
SNAP BACK TO REALITY, OH THERE GOES RDD
OH, THERE GOES SIA, HE CHOKED
HE'S SO MAD, BUT HE WON'T GIVE UP THAT EASY? NO
HE WON'T HAVE IT, HE KNOWS HE WILL HANG ON THIS ROPE
IT DON'T MATTER, HE'S DOPE, HE KNOWS THAT, BUT HE'S BROKE
HE'S SO KEKED THAT HE KNOWS, WHEN HE GOES BACK TO HIS 'FOLIO, THAT'S WHEN ITS
BACK TO KNEEPADS AGAIN YO, THIS WHOLE RHAPSODY
HE BETTER GO CAPTURE THIS MOMENT AND HOPE IT DON'T PASS HIM

YOU BETTER LOSE YOURSELF IN THE MOONING, THE MOMENT
YOU HODL IT, YOU BETTER NEVER LET IT GO
YOU ONLY GET ONE DIP, DO NOT MISS YOUR CHANCE TO BLOW
THIS OPPORTUNITY COMES ONCE IN A LIFETIME
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>>76445348
Welp. Then you'll probably have to be a baptized Christian who goes to church every Sunday and can provide a stable source of income while still being able to celebrate the birth and resurrection of Jesus Christ every year.
After that it's all a process of screening who is most loyal and Christ-chan like.
But the prerequisite stay the same no matter what gf you're looking for:
Be successful
Be accommodating
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>where did you get this picture of me
Whenever any anon says this about a cute anime girl, I am immediately attracted to that anon....Even if they don't actually look like that, I desperately want to see because they want to be treated like cute, (perhaps sexual) girls, and indulge the anon on their true desires...
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plz don't filer me also.
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Where did you get this picture of me
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>>76445622
oooohhhhh
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I think ive filtered roughly 60% of the posts here

quality has greatly improved
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>>76445622
>tfw ywn get a cute short-haired tomboy gf
And I keep on waiting (waiting)
Waiting on the world to change
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imagine being so immature and childish that you need to filter instead of just simply ignoring like a normal adult.
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Kek, most Americans? Seriously for all your shit about respecting the law you do like your double standards, Here's how it works gringo, Mexicans alone are now 1 in 10 US citizens, that's legal US citizens whatever the opinions of Trumpists, if you add other latinos, blacks, women and white democrats Trump is never winning and you must be tripping on some good shit if you think otherwise, pictured is from yesterday dumb ass.

2012 was over 4 years ago, whatever the reason the trend is not reversing and it makes for now a near full decade of no net migration, and whatever our problems they're not economic, we get 6 years life expectancy over Russia, better HDi than China and even half Brasil's murder rate, your looking to squash that only shows how myopic you alt right biggits are, there's not going to be tariffs, you can't force us to re-negotiate a treaty and if you breach international law you kill your own ability to do trade, and this is all in the pipedream scenario in which Trump wins.

I suggest you get that thumb out of your ass and contemlate that you'll have to deal with democrats in doing immigration reform, not for the sake of migrants mind you but your own, at a rate of 1 million migrants per year Asians will be outgrowing latinos soon enough and these are skilled migrants pushing your middle classes into poverty.

It will be so fun to see you shed tears when you lose the SCOTUS dumb hick
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Awoke with a spider bite.
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>>76445853
Why are leftists so sure they'll win the 2018 midterms? What gave them any hope?
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>>76445787
>ywn be a cute loli
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>>76445915
just called the sheriff
enjoy your irl ban
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>>76445907
the polls say they will and they're demented, so yeah
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YES WE CAN
YES WE CAN
YES WE CAN
SAY IT WITH ME AMURICA
YES WE CAN
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>>76445907
Idk but I don't know why I havent gone through the /int/ archives before and laughed at all the posts of mexians claiming trump will never win
>>
She can
She WILL
It's HER turn to make HERstory
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>>76445915
Meh. Once upon a time we were all cute youngins. It's just the nature of time and we can't fight it.
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>tfw don't have any food except for stale cereal and milk that expires today
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>>76446110
just buy some more food
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>>76446110
It's better than nothing
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>>76446110
>american 0.5% water "milk" expiring
>ever

hahaha
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>>76446143
But that means I have to go outside
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>>76446183
That's easey.
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>>76446012
>YES WE CAN
FOR OPPORTUNITY AND PROSPERITY
YES WE CAN
https://youtu.be/QcgOdJ1JbME
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>receptacle

What do you put in that receptacle, canada?
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>>76446202
Yeah but I don't want to
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>>76446228
Then go hungry.
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>>76446206
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>>76446228
It's that or you live off stale cereal and expired milk.
How bad can outside be, anon?
When was the last time you stepped outside your property, and for what reason?
Do you suffer from social anxiety?
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>>76446293
>When was the last time you stepped outside your property, and for what reason?
Yesterday, I watched Wonder Woman with my friends
>Do you suffer from social anxiety?
No
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>>76446274
>>
Life is hard
>>
gonna prep some pancake batter now hahah simple as!!
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>>76446322
Ahh. So you're just lazy? Or is there another reason you don't want to go grocery shopping?
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>>76446356
not as hard as mah dick
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>>76446356
Yeah
Kind of hope I just die in my sleep soon
>>
>>76446402
you know there are ways to help that haha
>>
>>76446393
Yeah, also I just want to sit in my dark room today and think about how I wish I was dead desu.
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>>76446342
>>
this proxyfag is a very cancerous poster
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>>76446566
Wish he and the Kraut would get banned already.
>>
finna kms
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>>76446590
kill the kraut first
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>>76446445
Aww.
Go for a walk and grocery shop. It's better for your overall wellbeing and you can still think about how much you hate life while on the move. I guarantee getting out of that dark room will make you feel better about ypurself.
I'd go for a walk with you, but I live very far. :(
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>>76446590
Why Latvia?
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whoa...
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>>76446588
i'm literally one of the nicest and most kindest posters here I don't know why you are so rude all the time what have I ever done to you? or maybe it's jealousy because I love my and am being loved by my aboriginal girlfriend?
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>spend mon-fri from 9-5 working
>finally the weekend comes around, time to relax and not have to interact with normies
>hey anon want to go out friday night?
>hey anon, when are you free saturday
>oh, you want to head home? it's not even 4 am yet come on!

I fucking hate normies, why can't they just LEAVE ME ALONE
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>>76446516
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>latvia is here
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>>76446681
thank god I have no friends and no one cares about me
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this guy fucks
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my gf
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awww shiet if you read my two posts it sounds like i said that alex jones fucks my gf
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>go to the movies with two friends
>friend invites his girlfriend
>she invites two of her friends
>my other friend takes one of the girls home with him
>I didn't even try talking to the other girl
Was it tism?
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>Denmark is here
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>>76446838
guess you just weren't interested in her
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>>76446750
>>76446784
>>76446801
Kek
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this danish guy and i actually go way back to spring 2016 when we did an operation on /balt/ together
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Would reply to that filtered (You) but I promised to myself never to do that
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yeah, i still have nightmares of that operation
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>>76446838
Nah. Probably just anxiety. You need more exposure. Passively participating in a common event isn't enough to be considered as exposure. You need to try forging some sort of connection with the other people through socializing.
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>>76446939
Good lad
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Non-/cum/ flags can go and get the fuck on.
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>>76446957
you were the guy who used to OP denmarkthread last year am i right?
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>>76447072
absolutely idiotic post
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>>76446990
wasn't anxious though, I just didn't want to talk to her because of tism related to other things.
I might ask my friend's girlfriend if she can give me her number. She was a qt too.
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Very important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13271661/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13271661/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13271661/
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BABAWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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More important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13275453
http://www.strawpoll.me/13275453
http://www.strawpoll.me/13275453
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>>76447072
im an american (el ohiano) on vacation though
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>>76447214
Are you the guy who was told to kill himself by the Texan poster?
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>>76447120
Hmm well explain to me. Lots of people attribute their behaviour to autism, but most of the time it isn't autism at all.
Were you afraid of being called out for trying to take a woman home with you while your friends did it?
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new thread

>>76447250

>>76447250

>>76447250
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>>76446784
Mio's my gf tho :/
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>>76447281
>6 posts early
kys
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>>76447281
>16 posts early
Kys
>>76447252
Not autism in the real way but the meme /cum/ way
I broke up with my girlfriend of 6 years not very long ago
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>>76447329
Ahhh.. now that makes sense.
So you're planning to go lone wolf for a while then?
You shouldn't neglect to take care of yourself, anon. You're stronger than that.
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