/cum/

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Tony Blair was the greatest political mind of the 20th and 21st centuries.

>>76426454
>>76426415

also if you are getting the messages from her number is fucking her, she is getting the messages

but honestly STOP, you will gain nothing from this

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This is the anime-less edition of /cum/

First for Islam will dominate the USA

>>76426458
It doesn't really rhyme desu

>>76426450
Clackamas county is pretty big, but we have no large cities. If you want to do anything, you have to go to Portland. I guess that's typical of suburbs.

Jews are the reason I don't have a gf

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>>76426503
Looks like it won't be happening

>>76426492
I freaked out because I no longer have access to her genetic info, she must have realized I knew the password and changed it. I have no real way of contacting her now other than going to her home

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who here /skylines/

>>76426507
thnaks. sry this is like the 3rd time I've asked u
>>76426511
jewish women are the best and I'm sad I don't meet more of them

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>>76426503
how? these cockroaches can barely inflict casualties on us

>>76426520
Paradox is cancer to anything they put their grubby hands on, but damn did I play the shit out of HOI3 ,Victoria 2

Not a fan of the bud, pals

>>76426529
Probably why they prefer terrorist attacks

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European wombs belong to Muslims

>hehe KEKS county is SUCH an autist
> I no longer have access to her genetic info
> I have no real way of contacting her now other than going to her home
when are we going to get woke to the real threats of this general

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watch me tp through act 2 now

>>76426511
If only they had decided to make Indians popular.
Too risky for them though.

>>76426488
>>76426517

I just checked, sent a message to a number that doesnt exist it just says "Not Delivered" in small letters (Iphone).

And well i literally buy a new SIM card just to talk to my ex and she blocked me too and have 0 ways to contact her, she randomly talks to me to tell me how her life is shit.

>>76426556
I agree with this statement

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>>76426556
uhhmm, try again sweetie xoxoxo

>>76426573
>>76426556
>think you are sticking it to each other
>the end result is the same

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really makes you think

God if you're out there please I beg that you send me a cute Italian gf

>>76426476
god, arab girls were designed to take white dick

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me in the back

>>76426508
Tamil expressions
>>76426523
Been developing Pakistani fetish lately

>>76426573
she married him only for a citizenship, and he probably has a small cock

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>no shepardi Jew gf
Give me uno reason to live familia

>>76426590
Shephardic "jews" are not human.

>>76426579
What burned it? Alien beams?

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Muslimah wombs belong to African bulls

>>76426568
She won't talked to me, she stopped talking to her brother, than her dad, then her best friend and then her mom. I should have seen that I was next, she completely withdrew all contact with everyone. She's not depressed either, she just claimed she didnt care about anyone anymore and it was too much of nuisance to deal with them.

Also she doesnt have an iphone, she has an android. Unless you mean your phone is an iphone but a number not being active might be different from not existing

>>76426551
i'm from DR and i'm not impressed with the death toll from these international terrorist attacks

they're are a joke
>Dominican troops were under constant mortar attacks but suffered no casualties. While in Iraq, the troops were under Spanish command (South East Iraq).

see, they can barely inflict casualties on us

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>blogposting
kys

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Need a cute mestiza gf

>>76426580
I'll reiterate they only fuck niggers and sand niggers

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>>76426588
>churka gets this butthurt over an image
He even converted what's there to even get mad about?

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>>76426620
Give her this bok as a gift :)

xth for LARPing as a leftist to get fuck leftist girls

>>76426622
Stop fucking spreading lies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4P1OKn-1Ic

>>76426620
Looks a lot like a girl who's in love with me

Ashkenazi Jews > Feces > POWER GAP > Sephardic Jews > White people

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>>76426634
I speak the truth and nothing but

>>76426616
>i'm from DR
Oh shit whaddup el haitiANO? Get that pic of your face off every archive yet?

>>76426614

Yeah i mean i have an iphone, and how does the phone differentiate between not existing and not being active and again if you are getting the message from her phone number is her phone answering.

She sounds like she is crazy, maybe she will be back but if she wont you are a great guy you will find someone else.
>>76426639
lol no.

>>76426643
she's with him because he's rich and famous laddo

EL HAAAAAATTTTTTIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

is fat

>Mizrahi forgotten again
Even their fellow hebes don't remember them

>>76426652
lol yes, pendejo

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Need a Valentina Nappi gf

*eats mud cookies*
Soy Dominicano

And yes my secret is that im american X)

Why can't I have been a teenager in the 70s?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i19d1QnstsA

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Get me Turkish pussy

>>76426664
Gotta be Black to get one
>>76426654
No it's because he possess the most dangerous weapon in the world the BBC

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>>76426674

>>76426664
Maybe stick with girls who haven't had miles of cock

>>76426669
He actually believed you

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>Gotta be Black to get one

>>76426682
>Maybe stick with girls who haven't had *kilometers of cock

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Need a Sofia boutella gf ASAP

>>76426689
lel, classic /cum/

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>>76426679
I'd fuck anzu, I'm not that picky

>>76426643
No self respecting Italian women would ever fall for one of those beasts

>>76426698
swarthoid qts interest me

Weed is the thinking man's alcohol

>>76426698
She looked better as an ayylmao than she does irl

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>>76426689
Don't post my picture with out written consent

>>76426682
Why would that matter to you?
No wonder you're lonely

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Prefer Greeks meself

>>76426652
I thought she was crazy too, she has issues connecting with people and I'm surprised she even was able to love me for 8 months, but I will think about her after I find someone else because she was a gentle flower and I am sentimental towards people. What you said about the phone makes sense, I guess it's working at some level

Baby TV is thinking man's weed5453 facet

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>>76426705
This man would like a word

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The ideal woman.

>>76426717
Lmao who is this ugly groucho marx looking fuck

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>Weed is the thinking man's alcohol

>>76426719
Even her asshole would be completely blown out by now, probably can't even fart anymore. Triste!

>>76426732
POO POO I SAW YOU OFF THE LOO, YOU WERE ON /BIZ/ /BIZ/ /BIZ/ COOING FOR CRYPTO

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>>76426738
Me

>>76426736
>Twiggy
Good taste

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>>76426725
Always follow what your heart desires

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>>76426736
Cute face but that's it

>>76426717
>>76426751
This man insists that he isn't a Jew but I can tell that kike blood is flowing through his veins.

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Open your eyes /cum/

I want europeans to post here

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Hello

>>76426764
my brother looks like that guy and he's a chicano

And I want a gf

>>76426764
Time for him to give up his dna to the 23andjew

>>76426749
What? Biz is for memes. I follow my own instincts. Made 25% profit on something that fell by 6%

>>76426781
You're a fucking idiot

>>76426788
too bad

>>76426794
stop shilling bancor you shit monkey

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>>Weed is the thinking man's alcohol

New York does it again, everyone

>>76426781
>>>/int/ex-yu
Begone

>>76426802
A girl added me on Snapchat earlier
I pretty much have a gf

>>76426816
Snapcrap, nice she has one more beta addicted to her everymove. good going champ you really did it this time nice job

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8S0X8U-6no
Conan plays ARMS for the Nintendo Switch against Will Arnett

One of the things that keeps me up at night is why nINtendo hasnt announced a smash bros for the switch.

Like literally, the switch concept is literally perfectly explained by super smash brothers, you can play the game perfectly with a joycon, no splitscreen, multiplayer.

Have yet to even message her.
Are you angry about your ex ignoring you?

>>76426602
Learn the difference between Sephardim and Mizrahim.

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>Like literally, the switch concept is literally perfectly explained by super smash brothers, you can play the game perfectly with a joycon, no splitscreen, multiplayer.

>>76426743
Stop

>>76426751
Delete yourself

>>76426808
thanks for making the thread canada bro

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No I am always happy

>>76426856

What, you gonna deny that the Switch portability isn't perfect for 1 vs 1 your friends?

>>76426767
true
can't think of the last time i made a post that wasn't bait

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>>76426476
>go into threads about many other countries and intentional say things wrong with 100% certainty to make fellow Americans look bad

>>76426890
But why?

Have rarely spoken to or tried to contact any of my exes and you should do the same. Maybe then you'll stop lashing out at people on a Nepali cave painting collective.

>>76422254
>323 replies

>>76426907
It was a good shitpost

>>76426890
I also used to do that, except with American proxy

>>76426864
Ur welcome

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>>76426873
The switch is another cheap scam by nintendo made perfectly for nintendrones, congrats they scammed you. You could be saving that money for future generations but instead you want a machine that bealches out *BING* *BING* WAHOOOOO! WANNUP! MUURRUUP! HMPPPHH! AWWAWWAWAWA!

>>76426907
that's why I don't give australians any yous

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>>76426906
Leave me be when I drink and post, dont take it seriously just leave me be it's just a stupid thread

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>>76426920
Very nice image, impressive.

>>76426920

I dont have a Switch and Nintendo been doing great, they have a great software schedule this year, and with Kirby, Fire Emblem, Metroid, Pokemon, Yoshi for next year one needs to guess what will they do in 2019. Also id bet my left nut that Smash is debuting at the same time as their online system.

>>76426948
You wanna see something impressive?

>>76426948
No dubs, it's a fairly, going to have to wait till im reincarnated again to try

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>>76426966

the Sinaloa government pays me to make all of you think of me instead of the cartel when you hear Sinaloa.

Cara sadly doesnt pay me to do the same thing.

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>>76426963
Honestly that sounds exciting

>>76426985
I never hear Sinaloa

>>76426985
>the Sinaloa government pays me to make all of you think of me instead of the cartel when you hear Sinaloa.
That's not an improvement

>>76427001
Ignore his ramblings, please

Help, I can't stop reading ntr

One time while I was eating at the foot court at my college, a random girl sat down next to me and started talking to me
It was a surreal experience

>i never hear sinaloa

now you do

this is how sinaloa sounds like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvQXNTA0kf4

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>>76427009
I try to, he's a prolific poster here though.

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>>76426985
when i think of sinaloa i think of goat fuckers, that will never change

>>76426764
I'm not Jew
>>76426786
Or a CHI
>>76426786
Won't be doing that
>>76426863
Delete your post
>>76427020
Serves your right for eating at a food court

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>>76427020
Happened to me once, she was a top qt too.
>tfw she just wanted to borrow a pen
>never even gave it back

>>76427009
get more flags

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>>76427026

You are an idiot y aparte de eso un PENDEJO.

ten me acorde de ti con esto <3

>>76427036
I remember a muslim girl borrowed a pen from me for a test and after that I missed class for two weeks. When I came back she returned the pen when I had forgotten it's existence the second i gave it to her

>>76427036
She didn't want anything from me, we just talked for a little while. If I was single I would've asked her out since she was a qt.

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>>76426763
>Cute face but that's it
objectively incorrect

>>76427023
Only because you give him attention
>>76427026
Shameful meme, but what can you do, you can't fight a wave

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>>76426802
you cry, i sprout

>>76427050
She wanted your kebab

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Lots of Mexican posters today.

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>>76427037
¿Y eso?
>>76427057
Thank you Mr Skelltal

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>>76427074
>bitb
I really hope this is an edit

>>76427086

cállese negro

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>>76427049
ushalamama
acompañado con unos caribes

>>76427066
Well I pissed him off the other day is that good enough?

>>76427087
i want your municipality flag, im into collecting them

>>76427079
She wanted my soul for allah, it was a scam

>>76427096
no bully

just got back from a bar. Don't see what normies like so much about them, it's honestly just as depressing as being a NEET on weekends

>>76427086
The Mexican population on these threads was composed of *ara poster and me, but lately I've been seeing other Mexi flags and I'm like whaaaat

uffa como se me antoja una caguama

y una de verdad no de esas de vidrio ni las de mario kart una caguama de verdad

I FEEl like eating a FuCking TURTLE

>>76427126
Sounds like you didn't drink enough

>drinking
you are human shit

probably a c*tholic too

>>76427102
There's a special place in my heart for you, yes you did good
>>76427116
I'm not sure the extension has my ''municipality flag''

Wish I went to church. Maybe I could meet a nice girl that way instead of a thot.

>>76427102


lol you never piss me off i actually like oyu.

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Pick up the phone fucker

>>76427196
Do you like me, Caraposter?

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*grunts*

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Not falling for your tricks

>>76427199

STOP.
>>76427206
Idk who are you.

>>76427196
Do you like me, Caraposter?

>>76427219
Good.
Lets keep it that way.
Also where's the power ranking?

>>76427093
nope. it got added to coinbase. you know the implications

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>>76427189
Is this a copypasta or highly concentrated autism?

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>>76427219
What do I do instead then?

>>76427236

you are probably whatcom
>>76427228
dont like black people, sorry.
>>76427255
jerkoff, it always helps.

>>76427135
>he doesnt have a butter litter filled with caguama in the freezer

>>76426476
reddit.com/r/repressedgonewild

>>76427264
No, I'm the Bay Area poster who pretended to be Paha Sapa once. I made Oyster Bay accuse the real Paha Sapa of being me a couple of times, so that was a success.

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>>76427249
POO

>>76427168
tell me which is it, or give me the flag, i can get it added, if theres a city flag under that municipality even better

Thought /cum/ was a normie general, why are so many of you here?

>>76427264
I'm not black...

>>76427293
All my friends are from college and fucked off home.
I'm a friendless NEET for the summer.

>>76427264
hmmm il try

>>76427272
I did it both ways, to tease him was the other

>>76427196
you should also get culiacan's flag, i need it

>>76427281

please make them add Culiacan.
>>76427265
1) yOU Are a vegan
2) having caguama is a federal crime akin to being a drug dealer.

>>76427272
oh well.
>>76427305
i like you den

>>76427293
/cum/ is a robot embassy on.planet normie

>>76427281
It's Culiacan, same as Cara's unfortunately, and no I'm not giving you anything, I'm not your secretary

Does anyone know what happened to the Southwestern posters?

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>>76427293
Why are YOU here?

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I am probably the only good poster in /cum/

Think I accidentally ate too much, smoked too much, now I feel kinda nauseous
Took some pink bismuths and some tums
t b h
b
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>>76427359
They changed their flags back to their true states.

>>76427370
Not true.
You're not even the best Oregonian poster.
Lane and Portland are both better.

>>76427274
wow photoshopping much?

Been awake only 6 hours today but I'm going to take some zquill (generics, natch. branded drugs are a scam) and see if I can fix sleed schedule so I'm not waking up at 4 in the afternoon again. NEET life blows.

>>76427386
Nobody's been arguing about Northern Italians being white with Shlomo so I doubt New Mexico is here

>>76427359
Were they good posters?

I've never paid much attention to where people are from in these threads

>r*edditflags
So you guys like, all know who each other are huh? Faggy.

>>76427269
https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/

>>76427388
You don't actually believe that. You're only saying that to contradict me.

>>76427408
New Mexico topped Cara's power rankings once so I guess he was good

>>76427370
Can't call yourself a good poster when you don't even have a cat archive that dates back to 2011
http://catvshuman.tumblr.com/archive

>>76427415
>tfw I don't have flags but can recognize some regulars.

>>76427424
Well Portland isn't better than you (he doesn't even post anymore) but Lane is

>>76427441
Do you know who I am?

>>76427438
kys

>>76427448
That's incorrect also kys

>>76427462
You know I'm right Clack
Obvious bait doesn't make you a good poster

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>>76427434
>New Mexico topped Cara's power rankings once so I guess he was good

>this entire post

>>76427305
Cara told me you were black and I believed it

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Does anyone know how sunset works?

Like why do we get those heavy red beautiful sunsets everyday.

>>76427470
His power rankings are official, you dunce.
We gave him the authority.

>>76427469
I'm making myself into the joke, dum dum.

It's not bait.

>>76427471
That's because you're an idiot.

>>76427462
Clackamas County AKA clackers, clackmyass etc.

BAD /CUM/ POSTERS
>take themselves too seriously or constantly shitpost, too uncomfortable in their own skin to not be ironic
>dislike trump for being too conservative or like trump
>financially illiterate and uncreative with how they handle their wealth
>randomly post songs they're listening too
>ironic racist
>heavily copy memes from /brit/, other generals
>more likely to post anime
>make uninspired, random and shitty editions
>respond to footkraut


GOOD /CUM/ POSTERS
>healthy mix of shitposting and pleasant discussion
>dislike trump for being too liberal
>invest in cryptos, stocks and mutual funds
>post interesting toads, wojack or reddit frog pics
>racist
>introduce memes from other boards but enhance them in a positive way
>more likely to use redditflags
>make relevant or humorous editions
>filtered footkraut

I think I'm the meanest poster.

That's a good thing.

>>76427492
>clackmyass
kys

Important
http://www.strawpoll.me/13271661

>>76427471

sOMEbody else posted it, i guess because he always defend blackies so he got that fame.

>>76427501
>sobsr posters

>>76427500
New Mexico was the meanest poster since everything he did was actually mean spirited
Meanwhile you aren't genuinely mean

>>76427484
There's that feeling again, the feeling of "I want to strangle somebody RIGHT NOW"

>>76427516
Classic Mexico

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Did you watch anime today anon?

OC is the only regular poster who I actually want back
/cum/ isn't /cum/ without him

NM wasn't mean he actually was a kiss-up and he played mean to kiss up more

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Just wait for a breakout

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>>76427527

New Mexico was probably in love with me or something.

Everyone loves me.

>>76427525
finished saekano. Piece of shit show. Eriri disrespected for the last time

>>76427544
Do you know the story of this picture?

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>>76427541
I didn't post at the same time as him that often so I can't argue against this

>>76427546
The 2nd to last seal and the 3rd to last seal are the same shade of black.

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>>76427341
the real crime is to die without having tasted it

>>76427551
Everyone knows New Mexico was actually in love with the mulatto

>>76427343
youre not nice either, rude poster

>>76427560
The cat owned by the person on the other end of the skype call or something

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I was actually excited that bitb was on coinbase, fuck pajeets

What's the best Starburst why is it pink?

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She's ready.

>>76427621
Yeah pink and red

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>>76427588
Can't be nice when you are reminded that Cara poster lives in the same city as yours
>>76427589
Whose Skype call?

>>76427632
Mine

>>76427621
I don't eat candy because I'm not an obese idiot

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this frog is a fart hehe

>>76427525
I watched some Chinese anime.

>>76427651
*BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPFFF~~*

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>>76427637
Well, it made me giggle, good job.

House of the rising sun is a good song

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OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS 3.0
/CUM/ SLEEPOVER THEMED
0- me, sinaloa, caraposter
WOULD LET SLEEP IN YOUR BED WHILE YOU SLEEP ON THE COUCH GAP
1-henrico, virginia
2-oyster gay
3- ravioly county
WOULD MAKE BREAKFAST FOR THEM IN THE MORNING GAP
4- huntsville alabama
5- whatcom county canada
6- lane county oregon
AIR MATTRESS GAP
7 clack my ass
8-cucks county
9-denmark
SLEEP ON THE BACKYARD WHEN IS 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE GAP
9000-canadians
9001- cara is bald poster
SLEEP ON THE BACKYARD WHEN IS 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE AND IS DENGUE SEASON GAP
90000001- my wife left me sinaloa poster
SLEEP ON THE BACKYARD WHEN IS 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE, IS DENGUE SEASON AND IS NEW YEARS EVE SO THERE IS CELEBRATORY GUNFIRE GAP
9000000000000001- the fucking idiot who reported my thread

>>76427699
By which band?

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powerful

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>nt in the ranking
meh, i guess i dont post here that much to begin with

>>76427723
I wonder if Portland got stabbed by a hobo

I let my friend crash at my place because he was hungover and I made him eggs for breakfast and then he didnt eat any because he only likes sunny side up

>>76427742
>friend makes food for you
>refuse to eat it because it's not the way you like
I'm not a fan of your friend

>>76427736

lol i legit would meet you if i had the chance without hesitation.

You just dont post here so whats the point if everyone would keep asking why you are numbah one.

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Speaking of freinds I'm going to see a friend I havent seen in a year next week

>>76427750
He's a really nice guy, he's just picky eater and whiny as fuck

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oh fuck off everyone here is boring
the last interesting poster was vancouver/chairman, and he fucked off to a /soc/ discord server
everyone has a shtick and they're only interested in their own shticks, 1/2 of the general is filled with solipsists who don't even respond to other people at all
iroquois and south dakota post anime
ryan whines about not having a gf
arbys kun talks about suicidal ideation
henrico talks about politics and suicidal ideation
i post an ugly boy
oyster bay babbles about cryptocurrency like a 10AM sunday infomercial
footkraut and huntsville are just contrarians

the most ironic thing is that people argue about who is the """best poster""" here lol
there are no good posters here, there is nothing interesting here
the purpose of /cum/ is to fill the void where a healthy social life should
this is why we whine like a teenage girl when no one gives us any (you)s

>>76427782
>this is why we whine like a teenage girl when no one gives us any (you)s
That's just you, you massive faggot.

the funny thing is if that lowlife had listened to my "10Am sunday infomercials" he would have made a 50-60% percent return on what he invested in just a week

Give me (You)s please

I haven't seen my closest friend in 6 months

>>76427796

To be honest familia, the original post did say it was only me lol.
>>76427806
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desu, im more into discord now, i spend more time there than in 4chan, i can see this happening to more people and bringing the downfall of 4chan

>>76427816
Thank you

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I have the best shtick desu

need a gf

The /cum/ midwest discord was okay, I'm not a fan of discord though

>>76427822
>"i have no friends irl so i need to have social life some way"

My closest friend set me up a couple of times so I have to say he's a nice guy

I moved back with my parents last wee because I'm hoping to find a job soon and I don't want to break a lease.

I have a discord account, but I never use it. I always assumed that it's just for autistic gamers.

>>76427822
i don't

>>76427861
I only used it when I played CS:GO
Haven't touched it in over a year since I rarely play video games now

>>76427861
Your assumption is correct

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Kitzhaber 2020

Thats cute. Wrong but cute. In 10 years Zelda BotW will be talked about a lot like Assasins Creed 1 gets talked about. Great game, nessecary change in direction but with an infinitely superior sequel.

Horizon will get much more love for being one of the best written stories of the decade, launching a new "Iconic" Character* and being almost the perfect encapsulation of open world gaming up until 2017.

*Actually Iconic, not Ubisoft Iconic. We will probably be so sick of Aloy in a decade. She's going to be everywhere.

I'm pretty sure at least one of my friends uses 4chan. He uses this 4chan clone where people exchange nudes of girls they know

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Carter/Mondale 2020

>>76427874
didn't his son kill someone while driving drunk?

>>76427887
/v/ is a disease

>>76427887
Didn't everyone forget about that game two weeks after release?

>>76427874
that's a terrible denim choice for that sports jacket

One of my friends uses /v/. Unsurprisingly he's not someone you want to talk about video games with.

>>76427911
Yes, the person who made that post is delusional. I still remember people were comparing both games a lot before they came out and said Horizon was Zelda like.

All you hear today is "different games cant compare"

Im CB

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So... this is the power of discord users woah

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>>76427842
>this post
>cara

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Petraeus 2020

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Bush 2020

i don't like talking about video games. feels pretty gay.

>>76427717
Animals

im sad there wont be atack on titan 2morrow

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Damn

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>1 week for a DUI, 4 counts of assault, and two counts of reckless endangerment

>>76427987
my death poll has him gone around 2019

>>76428014
One of my childhood friends was hit by a car recently.

His mom slept with Jordan Schnitzer.

>>76428012
me as well

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>>76427961
GORA INDEPENDENTZIA!
GORA EUSKADI ETA ASKATASUNA!

>>76428046

werent you supposed to be on europe

>>76428076
awful english and I have no idea what you're talking about

>>76428117
I'll translate: gib greencard gringo

>>76428062
Sorry to here that.
Are you saying he was Schnietzer's bastard son?

>>76426643
>the woman that literally put up her virginity for sale on ebay
yeah, I'll let niggers have her

*hear
I need to go to bed

>>76428135
Probably not, his mom was just a whore.

I bed too goodnight

>>76426664
the funniest thing about this whore is that constantly tries to attention whore by claiming she is smart enough to have philosophical debates

real euro hours

>>76426735
not ethnically italian

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>>76426622
Anon that's wrong! I've never been asked out and I'm still a virgin

>tfw ppl think u r haitian cos u r mentally challenged and thus have 60-70 iq which is what most in haiti have

>>76428195
kys

>>76428213
why do u want me to do that? do u have something against mentally challenged guys?

New

>>76428220

>>76428195
Buuuurrrrnnn