Come to bed habibi edition
>>76393208
First for alien gf
>>76393208
The alien gf
>>76393208
wish hijab porn was in HD
i want her to sit on my face and jerk me off
if you catch my drift
do you guys think marching band is cool
What should I do
>>76393243
One day, inshallah
>>76393265
I was in it in high school
>>76393243
>hijab porn
wat
>>76393308
were you cool?
Literally no one has answered my texts
Literally want to ky jelly myself
>>76393347
I was pretty average. There were some real fuckin losers in the band with me though.
>>76393388
hey me too
im in florida rn
>>76394080
my condolences
I really should go to bed tho (by myself).
>>76393208
Tfw I actually have a hijabi gf in Morocco
Tfw I have to convert
Tfw I had to explain sex to her last night
Tfw I explain eating out and she threw up a little
Tfw once we are married I'm gonna destroy her tight teen pussy every night
She's also really cute and loves western culture and hates Moroccan culture :)
Feelsgoodman.jpg
>>76394644
I fucked a hijabi in melbourne in a park
Fuck her sand religion
>>76394644
You'll never get to meet her
... you guys are fucking retarded... seriously.
>>76395190
So what?!
At least we're not RUSSIAN jajaja
What does it mean to "eat someone out"?
>>76395190
You are a retard
Fuck off retard
>>76395229
You put your mouth over a girl vagina and put the tongue in while you breath in and out
>>76395382
Wow ...
Post animes with great (or at least decent/serviceable) dubs. I'll start:
FLCL
Black Lagoon
Trigun
>>76396142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQAIy6jcxaU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE6YouZrVIY
>>76393208
is that fairuz?
>>76395382
That's pretty hot
>>76396981
yeah it tastes good too especially if you take really deep breaths
would you slam?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPV52Ip4IOk
WABALABOOOLEEEEEEE
>>76397301
Let our journey start from here, with a slice of bread you baked. Everything that you'll need in your bag, all you'll need to take.
American society is a cancer that corrupts every and anyone living there
https://instagram.com/p/BVpv4TFBMAf/
>>76397904
You're right, we should be like germany and import refugees by the boatload
>that insecurity
>>76397904
I am an undefeatable warlord
>>76397904
Nah. Just the hoodrats really. Get rid of them and pretty much we'd be solid or at least not shit.
going to get drunk and jerk off to kpop
>>76398285
you better not
>>76398505
well i probably should eat breakfast first
1- i am bisexual
2- i have one testicle due to bullying in middle school (had to do with atheism and sexuality)
3- i am atheist and anti erdogan
4- there is mandatory conscription in my country
i fear for my life every day. how to apply canada refugee?
>>76398665
bend over
>>76398705
i will go fuck a tranny in front of immigration authorities
Trump is a stupid orange clown that retarded /pol/cucks voted in, he's showing his true colors as a neocon hack.
>>76399008
wrong
>>76399034
>If we destroy Israel's enemies, Israel will be BTFO
That's not how it works
>>76399062
wrong
>>76399075
Okay goldberg, will you fund the wall - I'm sorry fence since trump doesn't want it to be a wall anymore
>>76399103
w r o n g
>>76399129
>We need to destroy all those who impose Israel
>>76399267
wrong
Where does someone with the name Erickson Montenegro come from? Their picture looks like a flip/peruvian in a suit
>>76399280
>He literally has no argument so he just puts his hands over his ears and goes LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
pathetic
>>76399330
wrong
>>76399347
>If I ignore reality it will go away
>>76399411
>wrong
>>76399411
wrong
>>76399448
>>76399453
Wrong, jew lovers
>>76399466
wrong
>>76399520
Wrong, jew lover.
:3
me and the gf
>>76399601
Sorry I can't help you
>>76399318
Pls respondu
this video game spider got my over my hatred of spiders
>>76399318
>>76399923
The name originates from eastern europe, Erickson is more german/slavic, while Montenegro originates from around... Well, Montenegro
Really don't like waking up early for morning shifts
>>76400254
That's what you get for deciding to be a wagie
>>76393208
pls be in habeeb
>>76398665
>non-religious
>has penis problems
Literally being punished by Allah
>>76400385
I'm the
mystery
>>76400385
But I like being a wagie
Just not waking up early
I got like 5 hours of sleep ffs
>>76400821
Then sleep earlier you dumdum
Pitch Perfect has an 80% on Rotten Tomatoes
>>76401099
Tried, couldn't fall asleep
Currently dicking around for the next 40~ minutes until I can sign out of work.
Getting paid to shitpost at this very second buds
Usual nightly depression got so bad I sniffled a bit
>>76394944
>things that never happened
>>76401475
Get it treated bud, not treating my depression sooner is unironically the worst thing I've done in my life.
Had a dream a swarm of feral cats flooded my house and killed me
>>76393208
wtf i love arabs now
Good choices? Anything I'm missing or should take off?
whom here /smokeandcoffee/?
dont talk to me before ive had my coffee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvOM21uDYEc
when thaiboy comes out with THE FIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>76399103
How do you put solar panels on a fence though?
>>76393208
Hey, OP... RESPEK!
>>76402291
not a big fan of Rust games
wish they had something more akin to an Eve Online ruleset--pure FFA is very, very uninteresting
bought another korean footclip for 1.19CAD
gonna masJurbate now
Tfw too intelligent to develop caffiene dependence
>>76402487
I'm mostly interested in it to fuck with people desu
Anyone ever shocked by how old they are?
I shave my whole face every single day. I hate looking any way but hairless
>>76402615
clans of people will fuck with you
think Conan Exiles will turn out to be the better game with NPCs adjusting the balance of power
>>76402291
rust is totally perfect for this >>76402615
I played completely solo unless I ran across a cool group that let me build near them. I literally ran around playing britney spears over my mic and killing noobs that werent paying attention while harvesting. So fucking fun
friednly reminder that online anonymity doesnt exist
>>76402726
also if you want to survive solo you have to be pretty clever about how you build/harvest/play in general
>>76401448
What sort of job are you working that has a free time at the last 40 mins of your shift that let's you shitpost freely?
Tfw blackheads
>>76402806
I'm a contractor, I'm my own boss so nobody is watching over me. I do maintenance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEl6Nxon_Kc
this one makes me cry because it's so beautiful
>>76401448
me but for about 8 hours a day
T. Management
>>76402291
Don't really recommend firewatch it's literally a walking simulator, unless you're into that boring shit.
>>76402619
There are treatments for women like you, anon.
>>76402707
>Conan Exiles
>turn out
Looks like someone didn't read Funcom's financial statement.
>>76402673
You should worry more about those soulless eyes desu
>>76402943
last I heard the cash inflow of the game's launch made them dump millions into the game's development
>>76402814
>>76402673
are you a woman? who cares about this shit???
Diablo 2 slashdiablo ladder resets today
not sure if I'll play...
>>76402842
INTF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLwr9-0CdCg
>>76401516
yes goy, get your depression "treated" with my pills heh heh
>leave 12 part file thing downloading overnight
>wake up with 6 parts downloaded
>check download tray and only parts 1 and 2 are there
>>76403150
lol nerd
>>76402985
yours would look that way too if you couldn't sleep for the life of you
>>76403000
>are you a woman?
as a matter of fact yes I do have a vagina indeed
not the blackheads guy though, that faggot should take a leap off a building
>>76403238
>as a matter of fact yes I do have a vagina indeed
will u be my gf
>>76403238
CALI
A
L
I
i started taking supps and now my cum is yellow
>>76403278
eat it, it's like chicken eggs
>>76402994
It did, but they had no other choice.
They're losing money hard and will probably merge or sell within a year.
DESU they should have spent Exile's dev budget on a genre that doesn't have people jumping to something new every couple months, since it's so important for them.
Good morning /cum/!
What r u doing today?
>>76402829
Being a contractor seems like the ultimate comfy job. Nobody bothers you, have the opportunity to work as much or as little as you want, doesn't require much education
>>76403278
I remember when my cum was radioactive waste yellow
ahh, such misery in those dinitrophenol days.
>>76403385
same thing I do all day and every day (and night)
dance like there's no tomorrow!!
>9 AM and its already mid 90's outside
*sharts*
>>76398665
autism
unless you live in a shithole
my parents both very secular, with fully secular families (sunni but ataturkist and secular with mannerisms, no hijab etc)
one grew up in zeytinburnu the other Kadıköy
my entire family was fine infact most people they knew were secular anyway
>>76403576
>Living in the desert
lmaoing @ u
t. 60
>worshiping corn
HABUDDUABLALAALYAULUA
>>76403919
>>76403966
>>76404013
So is Canadian Tire just the Canadian version of Harbor Freight
Very cancerous posts above mine
found my 3DS charger
woke up poor again, fellas
Really don't wanna go back to hiring escorts to get some fucc
need a gf
>>76393208
thitch
>>76393208
Stop this. I find this to be racist and Islamophobic.
>>76393208
good taste
I wore a dress in public for the first time today /cum/~
>>76395229
eating out means tonguing the clit
if you try to blow her up like a balloon like footkraut, she'll give you weird looks
>>76405319
and possibly die
>>76405236
bost pics
>>76405517
faggot
>>76405235
souce on dis plz
>>76405556
>>76404168
I thought Princess Auto was the Canadian version of Harbor Freight
>>76405653
my boipussy is for girls to play with, not homos like you
>>76405775
fuck off to reddit you gay bastard
hate that cat
how do I get the elusive /cum/ gf buds?
>>76405788
your the one who wanted to see me in a dress
>>76405845
the only gf's in /cum/ are girls(male)
>>76405647
webm title
>>76405856
no i'm not
Anyone else here listen to gay music even though they are straight?
>>76405875
ummmmmm???
>>76403238
>>76405875
t. girl(male) for sale
>>76405963
I am heterosexual
>>76405904
I listen Britney Spears. Is it gay music?
commies >>>/out/
cappies >>>/out/
I'm big fan of Love Live
capitalism kills
>>76403238
Are you the girl with a hot coworker and cute hands?
>>76406155
nothing wrong with the kkk
>>76405904
buu bu buuuuuu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp43OdtAAkM
Right Wing rage gave is the KKK
Left Wing rage gave us the Cambodian Genocide
>>76406174
3rd wave KKK is cancer, but the first two waves were alright tbqh
poltards and leftypoltards >>>/out/
>>76406267
paki
the ironic part about the KKK is that they were killing farmhands, labourers and family men. the kind of black men they were murdering in cold blood would be exemplars in the african american community simply for not abandoning their spawn and keeping a steady job
in short, racists are brainlets
>>76406225
don't pretend like they weren't asking for it
Ah yes the elusive communist mulatto
>>76406318
pseudo intellectual statement by a nog
76406318
Look at this brainlet thinking that African-Americans were always subhumans who ran away as soon as a baby popped out
That only happened with the advent of modern black culture
>>76406318
what part of keeping the niggers down don't you understand? If they had killed the shitty ones then the negro's conditions and eventual power might have improved and more of them would have had the agency to vote
if a gutter on my house fell and hit someones car thats parked on my property would I be liable for the damages?
>>76406318
the original KKK had nothing to do with race though
>>76406391
these people have never seen THE WIRE so they can't understand
WE
I don't have a gf
ARE BORN INTO A CYCLE OF POVERTY
>>76406387
theres nothing remotely intellectual about what I said. black people were productive members of society before the civil rights era, providing cheap labour to northern and southern industries
>>76406410
they discriminated against everyone that wasnt a WASP, stop lying
>>76406400
if racists were less obsessed about race they'd realise that everyone is better off in a more prosperous society
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsIRt0bge1Y
>>76405916
>>76406458
>they discriminated against everyone that wasnt a WASP, stop lying
*Southerner
>>76406391
thats not what i meant. I mean that pre-civil rights blacks would exemplary members of the black community because they all maintained jobs and nuclear families
>>76406489
for us, for we are one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEuBVDhTPvo
>>76406505
they terrorized southern republicans
is this how I talk to girls?
>Why am I soft in the middle
>The rest of my life is so hard
>I need a photo-opportunity
>I want a shot at redemption
>Don't want to end up a cartoon
>In a cartoon graveyard
What did Will Arnet mean by this
>southern republicans
Funny way to say carpetbagger, mulatto subhuman.
>>76406780
what's wrong with italians?
why dont these racist brainlets ever debate me properly
>>76406458
>they discriminated against everyone that wasnt a WASP, stop lying
The Klan started in the 1860s because of carpetbagger politicians tried raising taxes in Tennessee. They dressed up in sheets and ran him out of town.
They protected both white and black farmers who would've lost their land otherwise. It had nothing to do with race you brainlet
Because you never listen to anything anyone says and scream "RACIST RRRREEEEE CCCCOOOOOMMMMUNNNIIIISSSSMMMM WWWILLLL WWWWINNNNN IM HALF NIGGER BUT THE PROVINCE I INFECT IS WHIIITTTEEE!"
Also you're 18 years old, subhuman
racists really are brainlets
xenophobia is the patrician's choice, though most americans have no right to xenophobia desu because immigrant nation and all
>>76406912
>this one little chapter was magnanimous
doesnt take away from the fact that the KKK was filled with sadistic racists that murdered innocent black men, making it a terrorist organization
>>76406925
what
>>76406694
yes
t. grill
Thinking that niggers deserve to live is for brainlets
>>76406968
>the original KKK had nothing to do with race though
>they discriminated against everyone that wasnt a WASP, stop lying
>Prove they didn't
>Yeah but I'm still right though!!!
dumb brainlet
76406977
t. brainlet
fuk drumpf lol
>innocent black men
No nigger is innocent.
>what
He said the KKK had nothing to do with race
You made a retarded statement saying they killed all non-WASPS, which is "HITLER WANTED TO KILL EVERYONE WHO WASN'T BLOND WITH BLUE EYES AND OVER 6' TALL!" tier
He told you the origin of the KKK and how it had nothing to do with race
You instantly brushed it off as irrelevant because the future of the KKK was about race
This is exactly what I mean, you drooling subhuman
>>76407035
The KKK has no national organizational structure. It doesnt matter if the first ever chapter, or some random chapter does good things. non-whites and white republicans were killed by KKK members at the behest of local grand wizards. That shit is wrong and youre just doing mental gymnastics to refuse to label the KKK as the terrorists they are.
Why the fuck are americans so acclimated to violence?
>>76407075
why is it hillary instead of comey
>I-I'M STILL R-RIGHT
>D-DUMB AMERICANS
Way to continue proving my point, mulatto subhuman. Why the fuck do you keep posting here when you're universally disliked anyway? Nobody even pretends to like you like they do with footkraut. Fuck off to /leftypol/. Nobody wants you here and all you do is try to shit up every thread with needless politics.
>>76407174
holy shit why are you so o b s e s s e d with me? ive been flying under the radar for over a month now
>tell you to fuck off because you ruin threads and are a subhuman who nobody likes
>O-OBSESSED
No really, fuck off. Nobody likes you.
>>76407232
youre getting worked up for nothing bud, no one here cares about me except for the racists
>>76406579
*southern traitors and carpetbaggers
And while you're at it, fuck off out of Quebec. They don't need more Anglo-Canadian nonwhite subhumans ruining their province.
Northerner here to educate you about the KKK
The KKK started as a way to run out carpet bagging politicians in the south who attempted to raise taxes and steal land from southerners. After over a year they got their first leader, and the Klan also started becoming vigilantes and trying to enforce their own laws. The leader of the KKK ordered that the Klan be disbanded because of this and it was.
The 2nd KKK started around WW1 and the great depression when whites realized they could run blacks out of town. They used sheets because they realized blacks were more afraid of ghosts than white people were. They started some terrorist activity during this time, but the motive for the Klan at this point was still economical more than it was race. This version of the Klan ended around 1933.
The third Klan started with segregation in the 1950s and 60s. This is the Klan we have today that is full of brainlets that only exist to hate black people.
>no one here cares about me except for the racists
Delusional.
Nobody likes you at all because all you try to do is start arguments, either about "FUK WYPIPO NIIGGGAAA AM HALF NIGGA MAH NIGGA FUK YALLS MAH NIGGA" or "KUMMINZM IF FUTURE FUK KAPTLIMIZM PIGGY XXDDDDDD"
You're lying to yourself if you think everyone who dislikes you is part of your racist bogeyman.
>>76393327
she gets naked except she has the islamic hat on
>>76407361
literally no one gives a shit about me here, i dont even post actively like i used to. you sound obsessed
Burned myself on the lawn mower.
At least i'm not depressed anymore
mom brought me a Breakfast jack
>i dont even post actively like i used to. you sound obsessed
Yes you do. I see you shit up a thread a day with your lack of capital letters, brainlet tier arguments about capitalism and communism, and complaining about wypipo
>>76407420
proud of u bud
>Northerner here to educate you about the KKK
>The KKK started as a way to run out carpet bagging politicians in the south who attempted to raise taxes and steal land from southerners. After over a year they got their first leader, and the Klan also started becoming vigilantes and trying to enforce their own laws. The leader of the KKK ordered that the Klan be disbanded because of this and it was.
>The 2nd KKK started around WW1 and the great depression when whites realized they could run blacks out of town. They used sheets because they realized blacks were more afraid of ghosts than white people were. They started some terrorist activity during this time, but the motive for the Klan at this point was still economical more than it was race. This version of the Klan ended around 1933.
>The third Klan started with segregation in the 1950s and 60s. This is the Klan we have today that is full of brainlets that only exist to hate black people.
Your mother is a big-lipped, barely bipedal chimpanzee and your father is a pathetic loser who couldn't get a white woman and had to settle for a nigger.
I bet the white South Africans who protested and fought Aparthied and weren't murdered or driven out of their homes yet are happy about it being ended. It really improved their country.
>>76407464
>tfw so afraid of the power of my shitposts that you imagine vivid strawmen posts i never actually made
>>76407596
not all blacks are porchmonkeys. my family probably has a higher income than yours lmao
DEEPLY ashamed of my mommy fetish
is it gay to get your back waxed?
>>76407713
>my daddy makes more money than yours take that!
Maybe if you don't convert currencies and compare them in USD vs. CAD. Otherwise, that's doubtful. But then again, half of your blood comes from a barely sentient nonhuman so the fact that you can even type is impressive.
>referring to your families income
I remember when I was a child
>>>76407464
>>tfw so afraid of the power of my shitposts that you imagine vivid strawmen posts i never actually made
>>>76407596
>not all blacks are porchmonkeys. my family probably has a higher income than yours lmao
>>76407792
He is literally 18 years old and you expect him to not have school-yard tier arguments?
>>76407792
>>76407765
>>76407845
>calls my family losers
>no were actually winners
AHAHAHAHAH WHAT ARE YOU IN MIDDLE SCHOOL FAGGOT?
>tfw family income is less than 7 digits
End it
>>76407713
i still like you bud
>>76402291
>Lisa
top choice friend
prepare to feel nothing
>>76407865
I don't care about your family, but I would never talk about my parents income because I have my own and have for almost a decade now.
>income having anything to do with the fact that your father lacks any social skills and is likely ugly which ended in him having to fuck a nigger
Absolutely pathetic. Come back to me when you're not a NEET and get into a college. Or do you plan on leeching off your beta daddy forever, nigger?
>autism fight over who grew up with the bigger silver spoon
tfw you will never surpass your father's income and make him proud
>>76407885
>prepare to feel nothing
I'm pretty use to that
>>76406267
/out/ is place for real men you mong
it is also my home
please stop sending folk there
>>76407940
What? I never once brought up my daddy's income.
>>76407908
i literally only referenced my familys income because thinks my dad is trailer trash when im higher on the socio economic ladder than he is
>>76407924
this is a weird fantasy family you've built for me
tfw dad pays you for mowing the yard
keep making this general even worst than brit
>says his daddy isn't a loser
>when he had to fuck a nigger
>>76408044
I dunno where to go once that happens tho
>>76407877
i didnt realise i had this much notoriety
tfw sister died
Now inheritance is all mine
Feels good
>>76408064
kys
>>76408064
i have a full white half brother with blue eyes. his mom is blonde even. is my dad still a loser that had to "settle" for a nigger?
I'm borderline underweight now.
I love being skinny so much.
NEVER going back
>>76408088
For the record I don't like you, but out of the two you might be the less autistic.
>had to settle for a nigger after a white woman left him
Classic. How does it feel being inferior to your brother, NEET?
Learning about HAPAS has turned me off asian girls desu
I don't want an asian son who hates me for being white
>>76397205
I like the photoset where she's wet in some kind of graveyard and that pic of her lying in a hallway holding her breasts
>>76408193
kys
>>76408193
my brother is less intelligent and good looking than i
>being attracted to asians
>>76408241
I'm attracted to women
>my brother is less intelligent and good looking than i
Imagine being so insecure that you actually have to pretend about your brother being a loser on the internet. If anyone is less intelligent than you, then they're legally braindead.
Also i work full time at a call centre delete this NEET libel or face legal action
My brother is dating an overweight mexican and makes fun of me for never having a gf
This isn't some sort of joke it's true
>centre
>>76408266
hes just a typical yuppie living in a trendy part of town with a gf a couple of years younger than him. hes not a loser at all. hes a fucking chad compared to you though
>"I-I'M INTELLIGENT"
>not in college
>works at a call center at 18
>>76408266
kys
>>76408088
ur real popular senpai
>>76408098
y-you didn't kill her, did you?
>male beauty standards
>male
>beauty
>standards
Thus country is in desperate need of a renaissance or a draft
>>76408241
>Not being attracted to the most powerful race
>>76408297
My brother is married to a skinny german girl and I don't even talk to women my age anymore.
croiky
>Asians are the most power race
not a fan of Filipinos
Wow your brother has a gf
That's really uncommon considering you're posting on Wizardchan right now where nobody has ever touched a girl
>>76408081
we start a new general and the cycle repeats like -dixie or you do like me and fuck off to discord.
>>76408241
they beat white women easily in everything except for tiddies sometimes
>Asians aren't the most powerful race
>>76408396
>hey beat white women easily in everything except for tiddies sometimes
Wrong
Asian and white women are good for different reasons
>>76408373
Flips are NOT Asian
They are slant-eyed Mexicans
>>76408311
its summer holidays why would i be in college?
>>76408381
cant make heads or tails of this post
>>76408396
set?
Opened my cabinet
Saw some oatmeal
With the words "banana nut" on it
Began laughing hysterically
>they beat white women easily in everything except for tiddies sometimes
and in the face, ass, and personality department
>>76408480
lmao good post friend
>Namedropping the most sekrit club on the internet
D lete this
IMMEDIATELY
>>76406159
yes
>cant make heads or tails of this post
As expected from a brainlet who has to work at a call center
>having to work a summer job full time
Sad
i wonder what this little white faggot would say to my face if we ever met
tfw no Noomi
captcha: easy prosecuted
aint that the truth, brother
Nothing because I don't associate with niggers or 18 year olds.
>>76407745
absolutely nothing wrong with it
STOP MAKING BASE POSTS ALREADY
the only people to ever give a shit about my age are this racist loser and the redditor that posts under the bucks county extra flag
Tfw 18 years old
Eat shit old man
>>76404825
krijg tandpasta
>>76408700
t. Oedipus
>>76408700
I only know that character because I saw a really hot cosplay porn video of her
>racism having anything to do with your age
18 year olds are all brainlets and talking to them is a waste of time.
That's why I avoid freshmen.
>>76408649
kys
>>76408183
dont like me because of my politics/personality?
i dont care!
dont like me because of my race?
its beat down! time!
>>76408753
he unknowingly had sex with his actual mother
that would ruin it
>>76408755
its a good game
>>76408527
>tfw 19
literally best time of my life, i can heem all of you beta virgins
>>76408864
>19
might as well be born in 2000
>>76408743
Get burgers, fries and tomato ketchup.
>>76408901
My family was poor or lived in the middle of nowhere so i basically spent 10 years in the 90s anyways
>kids born after 9/11 will soon be able to post in /cum/
Turning 19 this week
Feel old inside regardless
>>76408953
my friend works at a daycamp and says most of the kid dont know about 9/11
wtf
>>76408953
>these kids were 2 years old when SWG came out