/cum/

>>76384604
very bad thread

*sharts*

>>76384604
babbi a shit

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>>76384635

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i have $89,000. what do?

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>>76384635

>>76384686

buy me a car

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>>76384636

If this picture were true then you'd invade /brit/ with what it hates most, anime

>>76384686
gib

>>76384686
invest it for retirement

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powerful stuff

>>76384686
buy chinese gf cuz I know you don't have one

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>>76384686
Invest in crypto, your welcome

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>>76384686
Take your family out for a nice dinner?

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Help

What is this on my lower back? It's spreading in size and is some of the worst pain I have ever felt in my life. Started as a little red spot and I put a bandaid in it and now I pulled it off looking like this.

I'm thinking about going to the ER. Is it worth it?

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>you've used up your 50 % of daily quota

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>>76384721
fuck off i can't buy one even if i wanted to (which i do)

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ADOODLEEEEEEBABBEEEEEEE

>>76384787
find a clinic first

>>76384787
looks like necrotizing fasciitis

>>76384792
half the year is up, what progress have you made in achieving your promise to cum

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>>76384787

>>76384686
international funds+ real estate-99%
crypto-1%

>>76384749
this is wrong

89K CAD = 67.2K USD

>1% crypto
how to spot a poor pajeet

>>76384817
you're going to die

>>76384837
>implications
>implying it is not shit easy to 100x you're money in a month in crypto

>>76384815
i've been volunteering at the museum to get some geology experience this summer.

as a side effect i have to talk to complete strangers for extended periods of time for several hours on end. my anxiety is getting grinded down pretty hard.

idk... i still think ill get laid when i go back to school.

>not having 30-20 % of your funds in crypto
This is why you're poor

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>>76384817
the lower back is one of the primary areas for bed sores

>>76384877
I have a feeling you are not handsome

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>>76384910
rude

>>76384817
>>76384905
either that or necrosis

but you should see a doctor

>>76384898
I'm planning on buying crypto soon. When I reach Lamboland, I'll make a bumper sticker of the flag of Oyster Bay to remind me why I'm here.

>>76384798
It's 9pm. If anything, I'll call and they'll tell me I'll have to wait until the following week. The pain is just too intense to sit around and wait. Idk why I'm still on 4chan

>>76384803
I'm doubtful but still, how the hell would I get this?

>>76384933
Give me your email, if I recommend a person on Coinbase we both get $10 of BTC free

>>76384939
same way you'd get any disease, bacteria are everywhere

i once got hep B by getting my dick sucked

>>76384951
One I used for an account or should I give you one I didn't use yet and then transfer the BTC to my actual account? Because if it's the first one, the email I used is my name.

>buying bitcoins
>buying into chinese pyramid scheme

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give me one reason to let you life, or ill beat you up.

>>76385006

unlike you, I can type proper english

>>76384981
Use the email for the account where you will be investing your crypto, it goes through once you've moved 100 dollars into that crypto account associated with the email

>I can type proper english

The future is black

>>76385006
I'm not from Ottawa

what shooting games on Steam have a really good single player

mexican americans are just americans

>>76385033
I'm not comfortable giving you my email then. Sorry bud.

>>76385053

Blood

>>76385058
XHI

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>>76385024
rong responc

I want a BIG ________

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ah yes alcohol.

the thing that solves all problems.

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>tfw oyster tries to give you crypto

>>76385069
I'm not one to troll when it comes to mullah, I'd forget about it right after. I've spoken with quite a few people off 4chan never did anything treacherous to them and I could not care less about your actual identity, wouldnt even know how to find it with your email even if it had your name on it

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Goodnight
>>76385116
the thing my loud ass nieghbors are gonna be out there drinking with that fucking stadium light on until 3 in the morning again

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How do I get the women in Montreal to fuck me?

>>76385115
House, because i'm not a degenerate anime lover.

>>76385087
too old

>playing democracy 3
>repeal all regulation regarding the vnironment
>instantly win the achievement to rid the country of pollution
god fucking bless

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>>76385164

thats not a reason, you little shit. Its a great game and its everything Doom wishes it couldve been

>>76385149
have $89,000

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>playing democracy 3

>>76385115
paycheck

>>76385146
nn

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FUCK YOU GUYS

Oyster, go on one of those temporary email websites and tell me the address. I'll send you my email address that way.

>>76385267
;_;

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>FUCK YOU GUYS

who is your favorite leaf poster?

I like fist of flames

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thoughts?

>>76385268
Email below, send quick because I'm not sure how long it lasts


[email protected]

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any girls itc should hmu ;)

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>>76385293
What about me, the BC poster?

who forces a raccoon to suck their dick tho

>>76385324

we have like 3 BC posters, I think

>>76385313
Sorry it took a while. Was away from my computer.

>>76385293
All the leafs are weeb shits.

>>76385324
BC is the california of canada

>>76385328
people who want their d*ck to get torn up by a diseased mammal

>>76385349
I'm the white one

>>76385363
Yeah we do have a pretty good film industry here.

>>76385375

I dont know you by ethnicity, dumb dumb

>>76385375
what I meant is that you're cucks

>pretty good film industry
>war of the planet of the apes

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>>76385360
Alright I sent you the invitation, check and see what it says you might not have to do anything. Cheers to a free 20 dollars taken from the normiebase jew

>>76385372
why are animals diseased

>>76385397
Bit rude

>>76385441
3/4 of Hollywood movies are filmed in my back yard m8

How do I get a qt brown Mexican gf?

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oyster bay rn

*adorns an M-65 US army field jacket*

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>>76385474
close

Trump memes have gone too far. Asked my mom if I could borrow her car for the weekend to pick up some bricks and she asks if i'm building a wall

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gn everyone

Here is the extent of my knowledge of Canada:

1. second biggest country by landmass
2. hot leaf girls are in Vancouver
3. Quebec wants out
4. likes to make abhorrent posts

>>76385442
Is it supposed to come in on my email? I didn't get anything yet.

>>76385521

dont forget maple syrup, meese, and hockey

>>76385521
1/2 of these are wrong

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>>76385555
Quebec does want out though and making shitposts is fun.

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NEED a quebecoise gf

Don't you think it's boring how people talk?

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>>76385539
It says I successfully sent an invitation, just wait a few minutes

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>>76385149
GUYS THIS IS SERIOUS HELP ME

NEED a gf

>>76385589
What is that on the right?

>>76385601
Oh. I already made an account with that email yesterday.

>>76385610
torontonian

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I want a cute Mexican gf

>>76385447
It is always possible. Raccoons are wild animals, play it safe and assume that a bite will be more than just a flesh wound.

Is anyone excited for Vince Staples new album?

I think I'm going to make a new email address and new account since I have nothing invested in it yet. I'm determined the Jew Coinbase out of money.

I love Grimes but I wouldn't date her

>>76385642

already leaked, my dude

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>>76385618
>The referred customer must have signed up after clicking your referral link
FUCK

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>>76385521
>Quebec wants out
That sounds like separatist talk.

last night took an L but tonight I bounced back

>>76385661
Okay, good idea, I'll take a quick shower, you can send the email to the same email as before

>>76385685

/cum/ is a pro-separatist general (gtfo California and NY)

>>76385676
I know but I have self control

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Separatists?

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>>76385685
You want to bully Québec you're gonna have to go through me wimp

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>>76385724

no

>>76385636
but how, what are they doing that gives them the desease

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Cascadia NOW

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>>76385757
cum at me bro

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If you actually lived in Ontario you would know the truth. Quebec culture is embraced here with open arms and we have French language streams of public education. Quebec is a nice province and integral to the Canadian identity.

>>76385810
wow this post is really fucking gay

>>76385812
>Quebec culture is embraced here
>French language streams of public education
Only one of these is true.

blech

>>76385810
Ew what? No. Gross. Gay.

whats the comfiest Appalachia state?

only globalists are against separations

what are good steam games to play with /cum/?

>>76385853

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo

haven't seen polandballs in awhile. when did they die off?

Recordatorio que Español es lenguaje official de E.E.U.U, por lo tanto tambien es el lenguaje de /lat/.

Let's go down to the tennis court

Canada has better blondes

>>76385839
>(you)

>>76385869

tabletop sim
SAMP
L4D
Metal Slug 3
serious sam

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>New Fleet Foxes is garbage
>New Gas is trash
>New Gorillaz is trash
>New King Gizzard is meh
>AOTYSF is Goths
Well at least new Slowdive wasn't bad like /mu/ thought it was going to be

Why do you hate your roommate?

My chinese roommate thinks chubby is fat

>>76385869
LoL

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>>76385880
18/02/14
NEVAR FORGET

>>76385907
>blondes

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>>76385757
Separatists are not Quebecois and need to be removed.

>>76385925

>hotboxed the entire dorm every day for a year(could smell pot smoke the second you open the door)
didnt go to sleep until like 3:30 in the morning
>blasted shitty trap music everyday
>people keep showing up at the door to buy pot
>act as Dindu nuffn as humanly possible

>>76385916
>entry level mu shit

>>76385880
I'm making a battle arena world-ball android game atm

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Does having special needs make me special? Can I get autism benefits?

>>76385962
lol I just took a hit from my weed pen

is it normal to be a bit cold with your landlord?

>>76385916

surfjan's album is great

>>76385979
Probably just limit your ability to get a job involving anything dangerous

>>76385999
No. Don't be rude.

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>>76385965
>everything popular is entry level
>probably the same guy that spams chart threads with weeb music and Sunn O)))

>>76385999
It's not unusual.

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>>76366400

>>76386020
I'm not being rude, of course not. But I am sort of in awkward straits where he nagged me to sign the lease and I told him I was going to sign it later.

>>76386038
Haven't posted on mu in over 5 years

>>76384604
if your main motivation in life is a cartoon illustration of a baby then I have no words

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>>76386067
I always hope these little works of autistic fiction are true.

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I'm starting to think christopher columbus finding north america was a mistake lads

>>76386119
congrats

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>being a featherhead
shiggy diggy

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name one flaw

eggs: healthy or not healthy?

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>I'm starting to think christopher columbus finding north america was a mistake lads

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>tfw to intelligent to work out

the timing's never right

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>>76386166
>Eating chicken fetuses

>>76386162
Nobody should look like Joseph Gordon Levitt

>>76386166
imagine not watching theneedledrop but watching Anthony Fantano's meme videos

can you imagine the outcome if the vikings didn't fuck up and abandon their 10th century settlements in North America?

>>76386166
very healthy. If you make protein shakes drop a raw egg into it

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>>76386166
Only the whites

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can you imagine if the celts won

i'm not a chef but i'm getting caked

why is CNN streaming KotH on youtube

>>76386193
my ancestors :)

>>76386193
the north american natives would have been equal in strength to the viking settlers and would have used that conflict to evolve into much more capable fights
maybe their immune systems would have evolved so they would not get rekt by plagues

>>76386193
they would've eventually gotten slaughtered by the natives ?

can you imagine what would've happened if smallpox hadn't wiped out native communities when europeans came?

captcha is becoming unbearable. I have to go through 5 panels just to post now wtf stop splitting the vehicle into 6 different tiles

>>76386209
what was the officer thinking at that moment?
>>76386236
based mr. cold meiser driving the n*rds out

>>76386266
Just use classic Captchas.

>>76386213
would have been a boring nba finals

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>>76386213
Reminder that Celtic identity is a modern invention and that the various ancient "Celts" had little in common with each other.

>>76386266
you're just shitty at captcha

>>76386276
works for replies but what about non reply posts?

>>76386276
what do you mean :o

everyday I get more and more into the idea of rimming

>>76386325
Stop looking at black people memes

I'll use your referral link tomorrow, Oyster Bay.
See you tomorrow buds.
>>76386292
Press the clover symbol in the top right, expand Quotes & Replying, and turn on Legacy Captcha.

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No more playing around

>>76386213
Imagine a world where Celts killed off the Germans. A world without Germans is a perfect one.
Got my dna test and its all British isle+Ireland(Family is Scottish) with a little Scandinavian

>>76386341
thanks

>>76386334
god no. I just see pictures of nice bums and just want to give them a big lick before shoving my lake superior cock up their ass

i'm never gonna try again

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>tfw 1% jewish according to DNA testing

shalom!

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Two wasn't enough

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>>76386353
>British isle+Ireland
>Ireland
Scotch-Irish?

white culture never climaxed any greater than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPrbccEdI5o

It's Britney, bitch

>>76386391
No just shitty Scottish from what I know.

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>>76386391

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>>76386416
That means you have C*tholic Irish heritage.

>>76386405
Seinfeld is the only good piece of white culture
And it's Jewish

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Marina

>>76386453
I'm rather fond of the whole "eat sitting in a chair at a high table with forks and knives" part of White culture.

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>>76386460
ooooh, love me thicc Marina

>>76386450
From what I know i've never had a Catholic in my family. I know my great grandparents came from Ireland and were Protestant.

>>76386450
23andme doesn't differentiate between British and Irish, brainlet

>>76386460
Primadonna girl, yeah, all I ever wanted was the world

How do I get flawless skin?

i need a friend

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any day now...

>>76386482
Sounds more like Scotch-Irish or Anglo-Irish ancestry then.

>>76386485
He mentioned his ancestry you dip

>>76386509
would never befriend a faggot

Are you waiting for something? Just tell me

>>76386505
Wash your pillowcase and sheets twice a week

>>76386505
just really rinse your face off with water in the shower and change pillow cases every couple days

>>76386546
>>76386557
What do pillow cases have to do with a nice skin?

>>76386569
they touch your skin

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>>76386569
What do you sleep on? The floor?

I am obsessed with cuckolding. I just wish I had a gf who I could watch get pounded by a respectable african-american man.

Why don't Muslims in Canada sperg out and attack people like in the US? Is it because Canada is lefty and tolerant while the US is full of right-wing christcucks wh*tes who do nothing but talk shit about Muslims 24/7?

>>76386714
muslims don't actually exist in Canada

>>76386714
Canadian muslims don't get guns.

>>76386714
Because America is the great satan or whatever so mudshits think they get more virgins if they kill them

>>76386741
>implying gun control works

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>>76386736

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>>76386758

>>76386803
Don't worry they are importing Africans to fix this

does Trumpcare really fucks over poor people

i hope it does desu

>>76386828
There were a lot of fat people in scooters and wheelchairs protesting it today

>>76386825
Tkay Maidza is cool

>>76386828
I hate the poor, but I also hate Trump.

>>76386855
Typical liberal

>>76386855

i dont hate the poor but i have my (personal) raesons to support trumpcare

>>76386860
mild lel

Who /taytay/ here?

>>76386882
me

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>>76386882
TayTay >>>>>> Shit >>>> Cara
t b h

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6IrmHI5j94

this makes me so happy for some reason

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>>76386882

Emma

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Jimmy Carter 2020

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>>76386882

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>>76386907
>this makes me so happy for some reason
Because he still has years and years in his term

>>76386907
probably because you're mentally retarded

>>76386962
me on the left

>>76386960
We need another oil crisis to get rid of some of the fattys

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>>76386892
>>76386899
>>76386914
Nice
>>76386962
First one was photoshopped anyway

*wonders if back ulcer guy has MRSA*

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>>76386977
drumpf-tards btfo for eternity

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Just bought all 3 FFXIII games haha

wish me luck

>>76387025

but those games are terrible

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>>76387025
I hope a Hurricane hits you before you even start playing.

>>76387041
what makes you believe that?

don't bother responding to me if your eyes are brown

>>76387055

the little bit of LR I played was terrible. It was also super linear

>get text from ancient ex-gf
>don't answer
>get another text
>don't answer
>get another text
>"What do you want?"
>never replies
Stop messing with me

>>76387074
More like don't reply if your eyes are brown/hazel

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>playing any final fantasy
>ever

I love this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI1g4dnDtao
>Don't listen to a word they say, I'm in your head like every day

http://www.strawpoll.me/13262754

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>>76387107
>tell a person with "hazel" eyes they are just brown
>they get very angry
Every time

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>>76387123

7's bretty gud so far

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>playing any video game
>ever

>>76387172
video games are art

*plays pong*

>living in clackmyass county
>ever

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im 22 had a gf had sex with her plenty of times have lots of female friends been around women all my life made out with 5+ women in my life

and yet

im still afraid to talk with women, i get super nervous the first time i talk to a new one

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I'm becoming to focused on money, I need to mellow out

>>76387180
nerd

>>76387184
geek
*punches your throat*

>>76387105
win for her
she got you thinking about her enough to write that

damn...

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>>76387197

dike...

>>76387161
hazelfags are the worst

>>76387161
Hazel eyed people are normally assholes.
>>76387197
Money is life

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>>76387241
>>76387244
So we are all in agreement

well I got xcom 2

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>>76387244
It's not, I'm going traveling very soon but all I can do is think about depositing my cash into the bank and picking up money I won in a bet

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This is the face of pure, unfiltered joy.

>>76387272
Yep blue/green/grey > brown > hazel
>>76387285
Have fun taking that trip with no money then.

>>76387290

whyd you post an empty background?

lmao poorfags can't afford vidyagaemzzz

should i replay borderlands

Got a zit on my fucking earlobe buds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8S0X8U-6no

why the fuck does will arnett sounds like that

>>76387321
nerd

*steps on your glasses*

>>76387321
i smell a virgin

>>76387290
More like the face of pure, unfiltered autism

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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>76387349
>briefs
True patrician.

>>76387349
gross man thats like fully see through

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>tfw giant box full of vidya games not 5 ft away from me and I dont want to play any of it

>>76387349
white people are gross

>>76387349
At least he hides it with suits tbqh

>>76387362
>>76387362
>>76387362
>>76387362
>>76387362

>>76387374
you've spoiled your pleasure sensors
do something productive instead

Narendra Modi is the greatest political mind of the 21st century.

>>76384787
That's skin cancer my man

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>>76387334
>>76387346
I dare you to say that ONE MORE TIME

>>76387197
learn llvm and fix my compiler