/cum/

anime sucks

i like /brit/ more than mexico

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>>76387383
fpbp
>>76387404
spwp

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>I must defend my waifu from evil whitu piggu imperialist

>>76387404
mexicans are so dirty

/brit/ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /cum/

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LITERALLY me

>>76387410
t. paco

>>76387404
>>76387428
Fuck off, you bullies.

>>76387433
>>76387433
>>76387433
>>76387433

First anime-less version of /cum/

All weebshits take anime to /brit/

>>76387436
Thankfully we don't have pacos, this is partly why I love the USA.

I was thinking a thought in my head and it made me mad so I just did 50 pushups in a row

>>76387435
You're an obese redneck child sitting in a hot tub across from a homosexual?

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>>76387462

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Stop
consuming
asian
media

>>76387471

Im a guy in a hot tub surrounded by babes

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Tony Blair is the greatest political mind of the 20th and 21st centuries.

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>>76387471

>>76387467
You're next on the list

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I finally lost my virginity at 22 m8s

>>76387467
they'll be coming for you soon enough

>>76387499
tell the story

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>>76387362

>fuck /brit/ edition
>hasnt invaded /brit/ with their biggest weakness, anime

when is crack going to be legalized

twenty two

veintydos

:X

I've got an inclination to post Japanimation

I love LWA but the last episode was kinda trash

>>76387435
Those are some poppin' titties, don't remember KotH having such babes.

>>76387473
What did you call me Juan?

One call and I can have you deported to Honduras
>>76387514
RonPaulRevolution.com

>>76387522

a) you're wrong
b) BEEP
c) it wasnt the last episode

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Modi will become the most powerful man in the world.

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>>76387498
>>76387506

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I'm going to immigrate to Canada (not because of Trump, because I love Canada).

Modi is a white nationalist, he is based as fuck

>>76387539
Last as in latest

>>76387508
Got shredded during the winter, qt at work noticed, asked if I wanted to go Downtown with her. Got drunk as shit, made out after, fucked in my bed while my room mate was next door playing video games

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>>76387529

bentedos

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>>76387462

>>76387570
kek why did you tell us what your roommate was doing

How does it feel knowing we're going to reban gay marriage?

why does everyone in NYC spit? it's so disgusting.

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TIME IS MONEY

I need to invest the cash now before it loses value REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>76387564
Make sure to pick up your canadian gf after the citizenship ceremony

>>76387564
you must be retarded

my roommate was moaning earlier while getting pegged and i lost my league placement

>>76387585
because for all my life I was him. Just some little beta playing video games at 4 a.m. But now, the tables have turned. It was a monumental moment for me.

>>76387591

these games that arrived for you dont stay in our hearts?

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>anti /brit/ edition
>pussy yanks cant even post anime in /brit/

We are are LMAOing, in /brit/, at how fat and stupid yanks are

Cuckolding just never gets old.

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>>76387494
I love him, lads

>>76387608
>virgin at 22
lol sure mr alpha

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>>76387608
>Just some little beta playing video games at 4 a.m.

>>76387586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-YCdcnf_P8

>>76387598
not falling for this bs

>>76387599
why? seems like a liberal version of america

boy xcom 2 is taking a long time to download

>>76387615
There are games that arrived YOU DONT to stay in our hearts.

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>>76387529

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>>76387494
>>76387619
SUPERB posts

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>college humor

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>>76387616
>Brits can't even follow a simple no anime rule
This is why we threw that shitty tea in the sea.
>>76387631
Then we deport them to Mexico.

>university humour

>>76387643
obviamente tenía que ser de sinaloa este wey

>>76387642

You gunna have to download mods on top of that for a great time

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I have a crush on the Mexican First Lady

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I have a feeling here that in a decade everyone here will be dirt poor except for me

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>ywn watch your australian gf get fucked by the most repulsive abo on the planet
Why must I go on?

>>76387698
nasty eyebrows

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>>76387640
>BS
wew

>>76387674

tú fuiste el primero que subió memes grasoso, ahora me vas a culpar a mi.

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>>76387698
Daughter is better

>>76387726
post her insta

>>76387702
you can't just give out free gfs. I think Canada is great, but not that great.

>>76387705
ahora cualquier meme en español es grasoso

>>76387726
Mexico elected a white president?

>>76387739


mmmmmmmm

no

pero tu comentario me molestó :x

>>76387726
Fugg

If most Mexicans were like them they'd be respectable people

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VERY disappointed that I can't find any abo cuck porn.

clackamas county was a mistake

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How can I nab a cute Asian grill? All the ones that go to my uni only hang out with other Asians. And we all know that 90% of American Asians are garbage

>>76387734
I don't think she has one

ajaja
pinches gringos

>>76387801
> And we all know that 90% of American Asians are garbage

Protip: asian canadians are where it's at

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>>76387787
envious?

shouldve let the krauts take britain, tbqh

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>>76387755
>>76387771
No he's still a spic, he had two illegitimate children before. Both died, the end.

>>76387801
dress well, namely streetwear because asian uni girls love that shit

not even kidding the way i dress has gotten me an asian gf before, they like when a dude cares about his appearance and shit. have nice skin and smell nice too, buy nice fragrances. and be tall.

that's it

>>76387819
you weren't helpful sweety that was all based stalin

Lady Gaga made me gay desu

>>76387770
ok

ahora deja de subir imagenes de cara delaverga

no hay razón real para spammear a ese post op MTF

>>76387801
Just find one with a whiteboi fetish
ezpz

>>76387809
Gonna bust a nut on a British slags face

Could be your future wife

>limeys trying to act like lend lease never happened

>>76387818
whyd u shave ur legs lol

>>76387849
american girls crave the big british cock

whites are prone yellowfever

yellows are prone to whiteboi fetish

Truly our two races are match made in heaven

The most famous shitposter on /lgbt/ is also named Cara

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>>76387862
I don't think that's what your gf meant when she said she loves bbc

>>76387873
you mean bjork? kek

>yellow fever

uh, no

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>>76387842
>ahora deja de subir imagenes de cara delaverga

Literalmente sólo he subido una hoy.

tonto

aquí va la segunda

>>76387866
yellowfever is pretty cringe

>>76387877
shes a qt chinese lady and she LOVES the big british cock

>>76387892
>Literalmente sólo he subido una hoy.

y quién está hablando de solo el día de hoy?

>>76387777
Beastiality is illegal, anon.

porque le fascina tanto cara :?

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>ever going to /lgbt/

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Yellow fever is cringe

Get over your fear of talking to normal girls

>>76387920

Pues rara vez te veo por acá

Así que como sabes que tanto posteo?

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>chinks
>cute

tell me about yank willies

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>>76387944
How can you look into her beady little slits and not fall in love? :^)

>>76387938
I am /lgbt/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMKcWz5nNoM

Why are White people so fucking trashy?

>>76387943
te vigilo sigilosamente

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>>76387896
fuck off bong, asian qts are cum TERRITORY

>>76387976
It's their nature.

>brits want to know about cocks

cant say Im surprised

>>76387978

porque ya no me dejas mensajes en lastfm

>>76387989
just wonder if you have any thoughts on the mass mutilation of tiny little babies at the hands of doctor goldberg and his willing patsies/parents

Trump is an orange gorilla

>>76387959
They're abnormally small, so we use superior african-american men to please our women.

>>76388013
ahh, like a division of labour kind of thing?

>>76387994
creo que me confundes con otro jalisco

>>76388006
That's just an orangutan.

do the mexicans just talk to each other then?

>>76388003
You prefer when you pay Dr. Ahmed to do it for the NHS?

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Is it time for anime?

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>>76388059
YES

ANIME

ANIME

POST MORE ANIME

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>>76388075
Anime?

>>76388003
White people here are cucked

>Trump says he'll make the wall with solar panels, in the process saving Mexico money
>people actually cheer

braindead

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BAD /CUM/ POSTERS
>take themselves too seriously or constantly shitpost, too uncomfortable in their own skin to not be ironic
>dislike trump for being too conservative or like trump
>financially illiterate and uncreative with how they handle their wealth
>randomly post songs they're listening too
>ironic racist
>heavily copy memes from /brit/, other generals
>more likely to post anime
>make uninspired, random and shitty editions
>respond to footkraut


GOOD /CUM/ POSTERS
>healthy mix of shitposting and pleasant discussion
>dislike trump for being too liberal
>invest in cryptos, stocks and mutual funds
>post interesting toads, wojack or reddit frog pics
>racist
>introduce memes from other boards but enhance them in a positive way
>more likely to use redditflags
>make relevant or humorous editions
>filtered footkraut

>>76388033

hace mucho tiempo alguien de jalisco me puso su facebook en /lat/

is that u

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>why yes, my language of choice is type implict

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I like amine

saved all the pepes and posted none XDXDXDXD

>>76388057
I don't pay for anything, that's for rich cucks

>>76388111
GOOD FOR YOU!

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>>76388111
I am also a big fan of anime

I think I can understand like 65% of what Sinaloa and Jalisco are saying

>>76388098
tengo años sin entrar a esa general tan cancerígena

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>>76388111
anime?

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>>76388135

>>76388094
>investing in crypto
That's where you're wrong kiddo.

>>76388144

oh pues entonces quien vergas eres

la verdad es que el fb era de una muchacha anglo algo linda por eso se me quedo la duda.

I keep seeing 4chan memes on niggergram

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>That's where you're wrong

>>76388094
Kill yourself frogposting redditor

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Taking this class while I'm in Prague, r8

>>76388178
estás hablando de jotolisco kek. rola su feis pls

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A bad poster perhaps?
Mistaken for the wrong amphibian if you may?

A guy in my class disappeared after graduation, deleted his facebook and github and hasn't responded to anyone. He's also Californian and a drug addict.

>>76388227

ohhh, siempre pensé pero no sé, todo fue tan raro.

Y no. i added she as a friend.

>>76388215
I love Britney Spears!

>>76388255

you knew >her?

>>76388255
por qué no? juro solemnemente que mis intenciones (no) son buenas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE6YouZrVIY

>>76388191
cringe

How do I get a girlfriend?

>>76388276

No.
>>76388280
Nah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzybwwf2HoQ

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>>76388301
be me

>>76388303
por qué no weón?

I work at a newspaper

>>76388301
Look for a tranny online, they're desperate t b h

>>76388311
Not only are you a dumb frogposter, but you're a lying one, too.

>>76388301
be black

cum is so boring without euro posters

>>76388301
talk to a girl

>>76388313

poR que aún no me aclaras quien eres vos

>>76388331
I'm probably the most interesting poster on /int/

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And that's while you'll never have a gf

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>just talk to a girl

>>76388342
say something interesting then

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Yeah it's very boring here again, think I'll leave for while

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>"so are you in town this week?"
>"In and out, I'm looking for an apartment out of town :)"
Another one escapes

>>76388396

Protip go to /brit/

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a friend took this video of me in a beach in japan

>>76388392
I can't just say something interesting, it has to come naturally.

>>76388493
>cropping a tiny .gif

>>76388315
Ever get death threats? I heard journalists are killed like daily in Mexico

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I'm going to be king someday.

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When a booger is flicked away, does it disappear?

one of the funniest things you will see today

https://twitter.com/dubsdynasty/status/877896464646545409

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Oregon is the most beautiful state.

>>76388336
soy un jalisco cualquiera

tengo aquí desde los inicios de cum

>>76388571

we have lighthouses and coastline too

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>>76388571
I prefer Utah

>>76388600
Too bad it's all shit.

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>>76388615

nuh uh

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would you spend an extra 10 minutes on your commute if it meant you got to use this bike path?

>>76388523
not me I currently writte small articles but i've heard stories..
Like a number of years ago someone kidnaped my boss' daughter as an extortion because of some news that were published with critical info

>>76388659
>dead grass, a river, and brick buildings
No

canadians acting like we care about their boring ass country is the worst /cum/ gimmick.

paid some home depot mexicans to mow and trim my lawn buds

>>76388689
pásame su feis pls te lo suplico

>>76388698

paid your mom to "mow" and "trim" my "lawn", iykwis

>>76388682
Well i personally think it looks really nice. The grass isnt dead usually. And the brick buildings are the oldest factories in Canada and they've mostly been converted to condos.

captcha: royale velo

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OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS 2.411638
0- me, sinaloa, caraposter
1-henrico, virginia
2-oyster gay
3- huntsville alabama
4-raviolis
5-center county penisvana
6-whatcom county canada
ONLY MADE THE LIST SO THEY CAN STOP ANNOYING ME GAP
7-Placer
8-Portland
9-Conway
10- paha sapa
POWER GAP
90001-Canadians
90002-“Cara is bald” poster
90000000000000001-Ohiano
90000000000000000001-montgomery county pensylvania
9000000000000000000001- anon who reported my thread
90000000000000000000001- spic who keep posting that stupid cara cartoon pic

>>76387818
P-post more

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>Cara still mad about yesterday

the guy wigh ghe jalisco flag has jotolisco facebook and doesnt wanna share it

what a dick he is.

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>>76388726
>90000000000000000000001- spic who keep posting that stupid cara cartoon pic

oh you mean this one?

also pásame su fb plx

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>only one at home right now
>internet still shitting itself like Im housing google's servers or somerthing

>>76388748
uhhhhhh

>>76388751

Lol.

De verdad crees que te le voy a pasar después de eso

aparte como estás tan eguro que es ella, bueno yo sí estoy 99.9% pero tu como.

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Hello !
What do you think of her?

>>76388775
>52 KB, 266x262
What are you, Australian?

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>>76388773
>aparte como estás tan eguro que es ella, bueno yo sí estoy 99.9% pero tu como.

el amor todo lo puede

>De verdad crees que te le voy a pasar después de eso

s-solo estaba jugando jaja

>>76388775
canada-chan!

The secret to getting a good high is moderation
don't hit the weed, let the weed hit you

>>76388775
Good mascot

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Portland is the greatest city in North America.

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>The secret to getting a good high is moderation
don't hit the weed, let the weed hit you

>tfw just got home
>have to go to sleep soon

>>76388800

Estás enamorado pero ni siquiera sabes si es mujer.

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>>76388794
better?

Did/do your parents know about your interests?

>>76388839
Por eso debo descubrir la verdad

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>>76388803
>>76388819
I found her on /bant/

Cara where the FUCK are the power rankings
How do I know who to bet on in the next /cum/ hunger games without the list?

>>76388878
/cum/ hunger games is dead

>>76388867

si si es ella si es mujer

por cierto, porque tiene amigoos de TODO el mundo.
>>76388878
literally already posted it, old versin but whatever

>old version
I don't care about that. You need to make a new one like you said.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8-sMJZTYf0

Thread theme

FUCK

the rest of the world.

This is our planet!!!!!!!!!!!

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All the jobs are in Beaverton
I don't ever want to live there

>>76388869
>canada chan will never laugh at you when you tell her your number of past sexual partners

why live?

>>76388894
Me gustaría verificarlo yo mismo

por qué escribes en español tan raro?

>>76388924
Live in LO and commute.

Not a fan of Portland.

>>76388930

El español no es mi primer idioma, por eso.

>>76388947
cuál es?

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>>76388944
/cum/ keeps switching from making fun of Portland to praising it.

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>>76388922
good song lad

Portland is the greatest city in America.

>>76388962
english is my first language obviously

dumbass

>>76388937
Either way I'll my dreams of actually moving to a city for work will be crushed

>>76388969
The people defending it live in or near Portland.

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>>76388925
Quebec chan is there tho

>>76388969
there is more than one portland

One of the mice just freaked my dog out while she slept
lol

>>76388978
Maine isn't that great

>>76388987
mah baguette

>>76388991
No one cares about Portland Jr.

Nobody means Portland, Maine when they say Portland unless they live in the Northeast.

Drinking some baja blast

>>76388981
sure thing fuccboi. what's your ethnic background?

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>>76388987
>no hips

portland is a pretty nice city, tbch

>>76388998
This
It's literally a flyover state that managed to be on the coast (sad!)

>>76389027

My dad is white and my mom is "mexican" i guess.

Ah yes
the land of ports

>>76389047
dope. why do you live in sinaloa? were you born there?

One Oregonian down
Two to go
Soon we'll be free of those plaid wearing nerds

I have been high for the past 3 days and I legitimately feel dumber

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>>76389030
That's right we should control it.

>>76389075
You're never getting rid of me.

Anglo-Canadian mulatto LARPing as a Quebecois

>>76389092
unironically me

I want to go on a road trip, but it's gonna be lonely

plaid is the thinking man's choice of clothing

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>want to be grandmaster starcraft player
>hand aches
>want to learn how to draw
>hand aches
>want to learn how to play piano
>hands ache
>want to sleep
>knees suddenly ache when i lie down
>want to join military
>knees ache after using low impact exercise bike for weeks
shouldn't have cracked my knuckles for 15 years or sat on my shins

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when she sends u n00dz

the walgreens guy touched my weewee today. He was talking to a customer at the end of this gated line thing and there was like only a foot and a half to pass him. Being a beta I sheepishly said excuse me while squeezing between him and the line and at that exact moment his hand went back and knocked into my wiener. So I called the cops and got him arrested for raping me.

>>76389066

Yes, my dad is from Flagstaff, my mom family lived there for a while and then they decided to come back and my dad joined em

so here i am.

What actually happened to Portland? Why'd he leave? Same with Nebraska and Centre County.

>>76389105
Don't bully montreal.

Plaid looks cute on girls but I can't imagine ever wearing it myself

Of all the things to legalize and regulate they legalize suicide.

What a sick twisted state.

No legal weed for those who are suicidal but suicide is ok.

Not a fan of Oregon desu

ps Google captchas went full faggot again.

Suck my dick google I promise I'll let you

Fuck Quebec
Fuck USA
Fuck Mexico

/CAN/ needs to be an all the time thing.

I could do any of those things the sad frog guy wants to do, hell I already know how to play some piano, but i'm too lazy. My hands are fine though

*unsheathes rake*
Settle down, Justin

>>76389105
Most of the Quebec nationalism posters on this site are Anglos or immigrants in Montreal.

>>76388726
I see how it is.
>>76389151
Please do that nobody wants you here

>>76389120
Get some pain pills
If you still can't do those things after your hand feels better just take the pills till u die

>>76389136
why don't you go live in the us of a given how messed up our country is? you can get a green card because your dad is american, can't you?

>>76389151
I love you

>>76389114
Uhh, no. You're Dudley.

>>76389146
The entire west coast legalized assisted suicide and weed. The west coast is truly the land of the free.

>>76389176
>Greencard
He's a natural-born US citizen if his dad is American.

>>76389162
*sheathes your rake for you*
Careful, bud. You could hurt someone with that.

>>76389171
Just make /um/ threads then burger

>>76389178
If you love me then let me go

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>>76389168
>>76389105

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Just kicked a raccoon AMA

>>76389200
why do Canadians hate cute animals so much?

>>76389176
i have american citizenship and passport.

I wouldn't say i love it here, but it is what it is, is what i'm used to, i don't feel american at all.

>>76389194
You need to leave we own the moon.
>>76389200
Kicking the coon is a pass time in Alabama.

this ps3 emulator is confusing as fuck

>>76389205
Come home American man

>>76389205
please stay there you fucking spic

>>76388726
Why did you take me off of the list, you fucking nerd?

>>76389171

Who are you?

I want to go insane. Hopefully my imaginary world will be blissful.
Tell me how to do this.

>>76389200
These Pepes make me laugh so hard.

>>76389204
It was outside knocking my bin of empties over, it deserved a heeming.
>>76389210
Heh

>>76389192
well i don't really bother knowing how the greencard system works. i just thought being born in mexico made him need to do some legal arrengements to get american citizenship.

>>76389205
>i don't feel american at all

how come?

>>76389210
Don't care about the moon, only Hans Island (which is Canadian).

>>76389189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fksp8J73GUw

>>76389225
The only Alaskan poster and anti japan extraordinaire

>>76389238
You're a natural-born US citizen no matter where you're born if at least one parent is a US citizen.

Just got back from a trip to nyc
You idiots are wrong it was great

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>>76389249
Mon negre

>>76389255
tfw no american parents

feels bad man

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Cara's newest gimmick is going very well

>>76389270
is it troo that alaska is like 90% deserted snow land?

there is literally nothing wrong with being able to legally kill yourself

>>76389270
gud propaganda fuck the japs and zipperheads
>>76389292
Fuck off we're full

somebody buy me a switch and send it to me

is fucking 550 USD here.
>>76389238
Well because i've never lived in America.

>>76389307

Im quite literally selling one on ebay

>>76389327
>>76389327
>>76389327
>>76389327
NEW

>>76389297
Suicide isn't illegal because they want to fine or jail people for it. It's illegal because the police can't enter your home with no warrant without reasonable suspicion or proof of a crime taking place. It needs to be illegal so they have legal power to come into your house and save you.

>>76389297
There is if someone is trying to convince you that you want to kill yourself.

Eat a bag of bleach bitch.

As someone skilled in the ways of mindfuckery I am firmly against suicide.

We have painkillers and people that care about your pussy ass. so chill with the suicidal hatred of yourself.

the worst part about the new transformers was the british girl