/cum/

I wish I had a better job.

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Cute

I'm kinda over getting told to throw my hands up in the air desu

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The ideal woman?

>>76352926
missalice has the ideal body, not sure about ideal face

>>76352926
I remember watching Twiggy on ANTM

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>>76352926
This is the ideal woman.

Y'all know Cara is a dike right?

Can't sleep.

Must watch out for akhmed while east coast sleeps.

>>76352962
Yeah, so? Lesbians are the ideal.

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NEED

a cute mestiza gf

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>>76352962
>>76352977
More like a female celeb trying to get news headlines tbqh

>Whippin' in the car with you
What did she mean by this?

3 hours till I get Thors days news paper

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>>76352951
>No lil terrona gf to have 5 kids with
Name 1 (one) reason to live.

went to canada but bought too much alchohol. had to give it away because I can't bring it past the border

>>76352827
>I want to bully you more, but I'm too nice.
nice

this is the ideal woman

>>76353018
Subtle

>>76352996

me on the right with the glasses
>>76353005
thats a fucking gypsy

>>76352986
my cousin is one, too bad she's engaged to a handsome white man. how can white girls even compete with superior olive skin goddesses?

>>76352951
Is that Baja california?

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>tfw born in the wrong generation

>>76352819
try installing extraflags in another browser
if they work then it's not the server

>>76353025
It's a terrona woman from southern Italy

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>>76353011
>had to give it away because I can't bring it past the border
You just cross without telling them....

>anytime someone links me a psychology/personality test it makes me feel like shit and i dont link the results
why am i so edgy

>>76353056
Those tests don't really work anyways, especially for autismos.
>t. autismo

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>this triggers fatties

I'm literally cannot imagine how I would have lived if I had been born before 1993

>>76353088
i dont think i am autistic the test results just say im a manipulative douchebag all the time

I was born in 1998 AMA

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>>76353050
oh
>>76353132
hey me too new friend

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>>76353144
What month? I was born in July, my birthday is next month I'll be 19

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>i dont think i am autistic
>feels lie shit after taking an anonymous online test
THERE ARE NONE SO BLIIIINNNNDDD, AND THOSE WHO WILL NOT SEE

Why do North Americans never wanna walk anywhere? I mean having a car and driving is nice but I feel like it's part of the obesity problem.

I was born in 1994
AMA

>>76353164
my birthday was on sunday.
i just got back a couple hours ago from camping with my friends in Canada because of that. do you live near the border?

>>76353195
i dont own a car and i walk to get food every single day and will literally carry pounds of groceries home

>>76353195
Walking is for poor people

>>76353029
nice spongebob cosplay

>>76353207
No I live in a landlocked Midwest state

>>76353132
>>76353198
Do you consider yourself Millennial or Generation Z? Thoughts on Lorde and Frank Ocean? Would you be friends with someone who was born in 1996?

>>76353207
How old are you? I can't stop thinking of people born in 1998 as 10 year olds.

>>76353039

yeah its def the server

>>76353198
>>76353132
I was born in 1996, just filling in the gap I have nothing else to add

>>76353254
I'm a millennial according to pretty much every metric
>Lorde
Don't care for her
>Frank Ocean
He's alright
Sure

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>asking how old people are when you know the birth year

>>76353307
I CAN'T STOP THINKING OF ANYONE BORN IN 1998 AS BEING 10 YEARS OLD
THEM NOT BEING 10 ANGERS AND CONFUSES ME

>>76353235
sad, I live 5 miles from canada.
>>76353255
19. I look really young. when I bought the alcohol for the camping trip a couple days ago an old guy in the liquor store said "now I feel old"
>>76353307
also this

>>76353307

we are literally on the middle of the year dumbass

>>76353223
What about a leisurely walk through a ravine? Barely any of my friends want to do that

>>76353337
Yeah but he also said it was just his birthday. I just can't stop thinking of anyone born past 1997 as underage.

>>76353254
I don't consider myself either I think I'm somewhere in-between, I dont like either of those artists. I would never be friends with a Mexican
>>76353326
How did you buy liquor?

>>76353297
>Don't care for her
Done with you desu

>>76353347
Depending on what city you live in that's a nice walk or a bunch of homeless people and smelly creeks tbqh

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>>76353337
>cara is an idiot
Can't say I'm surprised t b q h

I have some frozen fruit juice bars in the freezer. Should I eat a strawberry, grape, pineapple, or orange flavored one?

>>76353473
Strawberry > Orange > Pineapple > Grape

>>76353473
Piña

>>76353368
>How did you buy liquor?
I went camping in canada. their drinking age is 19

>>76353520
I thought it was 18.
>>76353493
>>76353497
I apparently ran out of strawberry, so I got a pineapple one. They're pretty good desu. They have pieces of fruit in them.

>>76353520
Ahh my county is 21 to drink or smoke

>>76353473
grape

>>76353563
Found the black person

>>76353473
Orange.

Only homosexuals consume strawberry.

>>76353555
I think the drinking age in the US is pretty absurd, especially since a lot of college kids are 18/19/20

What is black about liking grapes?

>>76353626
Grape Kool-Aid

>>76353550
>18
I think in some parts it is. BC is 19

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Could I pass as a local in Canada or Mexico?

>>76353569
>>76353626
>>76353657
I think this stereotype is mostly an American thing

>>76353678
Hi Shlomo

>>76353678
Yes, you look very Mexican tbqhwy

currently sexting an underage girl pls help

>>76353678
In the GTA or Montreal, to a lesser extent in Calgary.

I'm so fucking sick of pedos desu

>>76353678
qt

>>76353712
I am Italian not a stinky Mexican
>>76353731
What about comfy Nova Scotia?

>>76353784
You're a Jew, not Italian.

>>76353664
from bc to quebec it alternates
>19
>18
>19
>18
>19
>18

>>76353838
No me and my dad always make fun of Jews

>>76353784
>shitalian
Dropped

>>76353784
in nova scotia you could claim to be a black loyalist
like the rock's dad

>>76353784
>What about comfy Nova Scotia?
Probably not

>>76353865
Better than being a mexishit
>>76353867
Explain pls
>>76353868
Reee

>>76353855
You're a fucking Jew.

>>76353890
black slaves moved to canada where they were free after the revolution

they've been whited though, so there's some swarthy people in nova scotia who get special status

getting the accent down would be hard, lot of unnecessary hard syllables, makes women sound butch

>>76353906
I'm no Semite bud.

Listening to Blond after that one Mexican brought Frank Ocean up

>>76353960
Hmmmmmmmmm very interesting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z850JHL0vc

Trudeau sounds like an idiot.

>>76353961
Deny it all you want, you Sephardi bastard.

>>76354006
but I am Christian, I was even an altar boi when I was younger

>>76354042
You
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_Christian

>>76353981
He genuinely is.

>>76354094
Literally grasping at straws, I Ain't no kike fuckboi

>>76354127
Yes you are, Shlomo. My wallet got lighter from just looking at you.

>>76354153
kek

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>>76354153
Okay I give up start race mixing and creating my mullato underclass NOW

>>76354127
>Literally grasping at straws
What?

>>76354205
>moshe kasher
Didn't really need to find a tweet saying he was Jewish kek

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>>76354285
Don't disrespect Moshe goyim

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>>76354330
Wish they'd decide whether they are White or not

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>>76354455
Watch it goyim

why do you guys hate jews so much?

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>>76354512
In a member of the Tribe you filthy goyim

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>>76354512
They steal american baby foreskins, I am NOT a fan of this.

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Whats up with americans?
>>76354205
>>76354330
>>76354455
>>76354493
>>76354523

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>>76354572
I swim in goyim foreskins
>>76354612
They are uppity even though isreal controls Thier nation

>>76354512
They're envious of the Jews. Everyone knows Jews are the true master race.

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>>76354641
This. I am God's chosen

>>76354612
Why are you asking me?

Goyim are truly pathetic. Their anti-semitic anger has never gotten them anywhere.

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>>76354736
You're american
Canada is a noncountry.

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>>76354760
THIS. The goyim wish they were Jewish

read me a bedtime story :3

>>76354793
>coming from retarded sweden
alri

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>>76354874
Thier were once upon a time evil goyim, the wh*tes enslaved gods chosen people the Jews and then freed them, 2000 years later they destroyed them by pushing race mixing propaganda and importing 3rd worlders into Thier country, the Jews lived happily ever after, the king of the race mixed bastards

>>76354995
Race mixing is a good thing.

>>76354966
Tell me about canadian national identity.

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>>76355035
For subhuman wh*tes it is

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>>76355045
The Liberal Party of Canada keeps changing it every time they get elected.

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>>76355106

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>>76355062
He's going international buds

Not a fan of doing business with Jews, desu.

Not even memeing but they are cheap and can't be trusted when it comes to business.

>>76355287
Please bump my thread goyim

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>>76355293
We already take enough of your shit goyim

>>76355396
I gave you 1 bump, use it wisely.

did someone say jews

I'll propose to my GF with a fidget spinner

>>76353473
Grind it with protein whey and milk. All fruits

>>76353324
dude that's rude wtf im 19

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I wish I was Amerigan.

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Good morning cuck

thinkan bout goin to a ramen place for lunch, yay or nay?

Have any of you tried the chick fil a breakfast?

>>76358252
GUYS

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>>76357580
you missed the glory days. stay in finland and marry a russian girl

>>76358252
Sounds good bud. Enjoy it for me.

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Mornin' /cum/bums

thread theme
https://youtu.be/lbsIZIX4BPo

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Did anyone else watch Bill Dance with their dads?

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>c*lifornia

What happened to the turk who would post here?
He was much better than the footkraut and d*ne

Was watching cops and a guy got tazed. Cool

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>60 F for the next three weeks

I think dad tells himself that I have friends i'm hiding from him
Or something

Anime is for wonderful well adjusted adults.

You are a girl and you always will be.

Anime will someday become real, and you are a cool dude.

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You are only allowed to post from these three countries all the others are excluded.

>/cum/ alive up until 5am
>dead at 10am
ya'll need better sleep schedules, ya vampires

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BUBBAWOOBABOOBLEEEE

>>76361989
I fucking wish. It was like 95°yesterday.

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Roast me.

>>76362429
weird, I think I have seen this post before

>>76362522
I think gimmick tech like that has it's place, especially if you will be travelling. Prepare for it to slow down significantly in the next 1-2 years.

th' gf

>>76362522
why

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>>76362739

Simply cannot get off the toilet. This is turrible.

>>76362522
should have bought a thinkpad baka

>>76362883
give me one reason

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>>76362739

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>>76362522
Literally $400 more for the nicest laptop in your whole school

>>76363006
ya lmao because i want to lug around a 16 inch peice of plastic to take notes on word and take photos of rocks

>>76363006
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

My dad won't let me kill the mice in the basement. Says they're not hurting anybody

>>76362952
*memes* that's why

>>76363067
what a dummie
trap them and throw em outside atleast

hogs

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>>76363067
vermin must be removed

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Could have lost my v card last night if not for bad luck and me being autistic

Some turbo thot from chicago has been coming onto me (and everyone else) recently and I took her out of the bar to go get down but then we stopped at a food cart and her friends showed up there too and she completely shut off on me and went with her frends

>>76363484
damn that must suck what state are you in rn

>>76363542
In spain? Andalusia
I'm also from northern illinois originally

overnight commies built a wall almost nobody could cross and donald trump after 5 months still hasnt even laid the foundations to his...

>>76363595
shan't be taking your word for it

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>>76364046
Why

>>76363053
>to take notes on word and take photos of rocks
Is that why you need a 1000 tablet?

>>76364075
proofs

>>76364252
yes ;)

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>>76364418
Idk how I'm supposed to prove I'm from illinois desu
Not posting my drivers license of passport

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>>76364683
proof you are in aspaina

cum lol

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>>76364721

>>76364075
hmmm

>>76364721
only australians are allowed to say this

>>76364750
literally me

I have this romantic fantasy where I quit my job and drive across the country to the west coast. I find an old abandoned dockyard in a Californian coastal city. I drive off the edge doing 60 and kill myself.
Alternatively, I drive to Alaska, stop my car somewhere, and wander off into the woods to die.

>>76365093
dont let dreams be dreams

>>76365093
just do it

>i stop posting in cum

>thread is absolutely fucking dead


lol

>>76365917
FUCKING D E S T R O Y E D mate
holy shit, all of north america utterly BTFO

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>>76366275
chilllll bro don't go too hard on them

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the comments on /r/AsiansGoneWild are so cringeYyY

Making pizza bagels from scratch.
Call he cops idgaf.

>>76366673
that sounds really, really super cool

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>tfw when small spelling error

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>>76366777
found you a gf

>>76366811

she's a big girl

received a filtered you

just kidding lol i didn't even get a you

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Got my calc 2 exam back with a 55%

Just now I leafed through it and solved a bunch of problems in like 15 minutes that on the exam I remember panicking on. I checked the answers and added up the new score and it was a 74%. Since the day I took the exam I have not reviewed any of the material.

>>76367052
no use crying over spilled milk
just succ the cocc and keep going
work hard on your dreams and you will make it!!

>>76361989
literally perfect temperature

>>76367052

just remember the FTC and antiderivative formula, my dude

sinx'= cosx
cosx'=-sinx

etc etc

>>76363067
get a cat

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>>76367052
>18+
>still taking tests

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA

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Saw some huge tiddies yesterday /cum/

Like so big it's worth me writing this post to tell you about it. Big, overflowing, torpedo shaped. Can't stop thinking about them.

please help me out

http://www.strawpoll.me/13257610

http://www.strawpoll.me/13257610

http://www.strawpoll.me/13257610

http://www.strawpoll.me/13257610

http://www.strawpoll.me/13257610

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Have you ever been on an organized team /cum/? Have you ever been on a successful team?

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I might be a bit gay

>>76367296

yes
no

>>76367296
yes
yes

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I'm going to take the voltaire pill. I've fucking had it with feeling sorry for myself being tired. I'm going to ignore it from now on and get my shit done.

>>76367318
>>76367361
what kind of team

so mini pizza it is? hmmmm

>>76367302
lol homo

>>76367388

yknow, intramural, school sports

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when will our government stop apologizing for right-wing radical terrorists?

>>76367388
baseball

>>76367410
which sports

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>>76367412

>>76367450

basketball, baseball, capture the flag, flag football

>>76367487
>capture the flag
that's not a sport that's a quake 3 gaming mode

>50% off

fucking shit sales again

>>76367463
isolatedincidentistan

pizzas are in the oven buds who wit me who fire

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>>76367541
>only 1 thing on my wishlist is even on sale

>>76367636

it needs time to update everything

but rest assured, the discount WILL be shit

>>76367627
eat real food fatty

do NOT reply to people with the color black in their flag

>>76367764
those pizzas are very much real

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>Vanquish doesnt even get a discount

>paying to the virtual jew

>>76367792
bad macros

>>76367374
voltaire pill? is that an amphetamine?
enjoy

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My qt gf wants to peg me

S-Should I let her? I've never tried buttstuff

>>76367852
it's a snack
those pizzas are probably healthier than american grown vegetables for they're made in germany

>>76367877
tell you GF to fuck off back to tumblr

>>76367906
can't argue with that

>>76367906
says the fatty

>>76366811
welcome to online dating

>>76367877
Tell her to stop being such a faggot

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i'm gonna go there and have some fun
who would want to join me?

lol what a shitty fucking picture

https://www.reddit.com/r/AsiansGoneWild/comments/6iuyke/18f_please_let_me_suck_your_cock_daddy_then_you/

don't know what's worse
the awful titles of their pictures or the comments on AGW

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>>76366811
>are you happy with your life
>'no'

kek.

Tbh idk how can people say no, even if i feel like kms id always say yes.

>>76366811
Body type: a little extra mayo, more like

fuck you, Gaben

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkICZmB_C0Q


the absolute state of america

Tfw phoneposting instead of working

I´m tremendous

>>76352881
Quit it

>>76352881
youll die

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I was up late night ballin

Countin up hunnids by the thousands

wanna be a
baller
shot caller

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How's /pol/ gonna spin it this time?

>>76369057
Get a room with your Argie

This Argie and Chilean post on other boards as well. I've seen them on Krautchan and Ylilauta.

MEJICO!!
TE AMAREMOS

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ummmmm.... hi

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a regular at my store offered me a job today

>>76369078
delete this!!!!!!!!!

If you are posting here, that means you're an underage since school is over.

>>76367110
yeah but i'd be nice to get some sun too once in a while

>>76369330
impeccable argument

>>76369395
sun blows dick
overcast blows dick
contrasting shades of blue and white in the clouds while it rains somewhere in the region is absolute perfection

>>76369514
I want a Canadian bull to cuck me

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>Tfw phoneposting instead of working

lotta grills in my study abroad program, apparently

but all the ones I saw at orientation were NOT cute

Strongly considering buying weed again

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>Strongly considering buying weed again

>"The world doesn't make sense to me so there is no way God exists"
>"If God exists, then why is there X'

You fools never stopped to consider that God may be a nigger.

Checkmate Atheists

*yiffs*

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>download Oxygen Not Included because it's by the guys who made Don't Starve
>it's another RimWorldesque game
wtf I'd just go play Dwarf Fortress if I wanted this shit

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One day, fellas.

>>76370094
yeah, one of these days that egghead is gonna finally break

>>76369971
In all seriousness I've considered the possibility that the god watching over earth may not be the supreme creator of existence but rather just some being that's ascended to a higher plane and gets his kicks by watching omnipresently watching us and meddling with humanity like it's his own little videogame
He's neither benevolent or malevolent, he's literally just in it for the memes

>>76370094
one day youll finally kill yourself

>>76370225
Got a problem with me?

>>76370301
you were born

>>76370165
He could be anything for all we know. I wouldn't expect humans to comprehend such a complex force.

It's like trying to explain complex ideas to children.

>>76370165
that makes sense
like the only reason we were created was because he was bored but now its gone a bit too far

>>76369208
What jerb

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>you were born

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wish i had some lasagna

are we even in the confederations cup? I keep seeing gamethreads all over /sp/ but I have yet to hear about any games for the ninja turtles

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>>you were born

>>76370928
Ey! Stop posting pictures of your dad.

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Test

If given the opportunity, I would cuck all of you in a heart beat.

/cum/ seems especially dead today

hi

>>76371591
FUCK YOU
U
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>>76370720
it's at a restaurant in a mall
I dunno exactly what she had in mind but she said she likes the way I work

>>76371708
kys

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Lol don't care

>>76371762
kys

>>76371835
shut up, fag

>>76371954
shut up, fag

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tfw nobody replies to my posts

>>76371983
shut up, fag

Wow /cum/ is shit when I'm away

76372000
Probably because you're a horrible poster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYxAiK6VnXw

>>76372256
i'm the best mexican poster imo

I'm the best United Statian poster this is fact

CHI

Think I got a sinus infection again

>>76372332
That's probably true.

>>76372361
kys

>>76372121
ok

>>76372410
:)

ALL I WANNA DO

*gunshot gunshot gunshot*

*cash register*

AND TAKE YA MONEY

>>76372492
Oh shit I forgot that song existed
What was it called again? I wanna redownload it.

>>76372520

Paper planes

>when the worst US poster replies to you

>el ohiANO

>>76372612
i could fuck you up EASY

>>76372612
kys

ew he did it again

>>76372736
kys, roach turd