/cum/
dog edition
First for that's not a dog you silly leaf.
NEED
a cute mestiza gf
Can some of you kind souls of /cum/ please help me understand what she's singing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9svpQODToM
I have difficulty understanding some of the lyrics, and unfortunately I haven't been able to find them anywhere :c. This is all I could figure out by myself:
Just another day like the other day
Such a slow decaying -----
Just like ---- gum till the flavor's gone
---- that bubble gum
----- yeah
Protect myself at any cost
But you know better
Cause I'm gonna need my baby soft
You pick me up when I'm down
You turn it all around, I know I'm gonna see you
Yeah, when you show up on the scene, you know just what I mean
No longer will I be blue
You pick me up when I'm down
You turn it all around, I know I'm gonna see you
Yeah, when you show up on the scene, a ---- jelly bean
I know I'm gonna make it through
Feel my heart drop, in the candy shop ---diamonds
Sweet like a ----
Tired of the scene on the mezzanine, --- your sunscreen
Boy, you know just what I need
-----
Protect myself at any cost, I need you in my life
Cause ---- soft
Can't let it all go wrong
Got to find my way back to the feeling
I need to hear your song in my life
Don't walk away
I don't think that you know, just how much you mean to me
Can some of you please help me fill in the blanks?
>>76347002
Dave mustaine really let himself go
otto warmbier was a dipshit and he deserves to be dead
>>76346971
cute doggo
>tfw I spilled a drink on my modem in a drunken stupour and it took 3 days to get my internet back
currently watching anime
really NEED a French gf ASAP
>>76349249
ya dingus
>>76349192
Did you see my gift to you?
>>76349298
no i was busy all day.
tried this at the store and loved it.
love the pen.
shills OUT
>>76349111
>>76349247
Thank god, finally it'll start cooling down again
sunlight can kiss my ass
>>76349312
Well at least henrico got some, you will miss out on all the future gainz though. So have you resolved to ask out that girl or no?
>>76349370
Well thanks but im not really interested in cryptocurrencies.
>>76349399
>Well thanks but im not really interested in cryptocurrencies
How to make a girl drier than the Sahara in a microsecond
WUBBADOODOOBLEEEEEEE
I think it's safe to assume now that canadians are not smart
>>76349416
and btw the girl is busy this weekend staying with her aunt who doesnt let her go out.
Her mom is also super protective and called her upset while we were at the movies.mmmm
>>76349432
>Mexican intellectuals
Professor asked me why I came 30 min late. I couldn't tell him I was watching bitbean go up and down
Even though I think of myself as an asocial retard I don't actually struggle talking to people after I've seen them a couple of times.
Saw an asian girl with powerful ass legs doing tai-chi and ballerina shit on my way back from the track, she was in spot you're technically not allowed to be in and it was obvious she was trying to stay hidden while she did her thing, I thought it was very cute
>>76349194
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.musixmatch.com/lyrics/The-Galleria/Mezzanine-Up-Dub/amp
I found this and the first stanza is accurate. These lyrics have spelling errors though (Obi-Wun should be spelt Obi-Wan, for example). Sorry I can't be bothered to listen to the whole song; I hope this still helps you.
If it's any consolation, this song was hard for even me to understand -- and I'm a native English speaker
I Hate Asian women and men
>>76349476
wave yo flag
>>76349462
Professors who ask students why they're late or why they skipped a class are literally the worst
>>76349249
You could say your modem had a
Hangover
>>76349476
That would have been great if she wasn't asian
>>76349457
So you're just going to make artificial excuses to not ask her out? She needs to find a man someday, the mom can't be that protective. My suggestion would be to meet the parents before asking her out and telling your intentions but I know you'd never do that
>>76349457
>her aunt who doesnt let her go out.
jajaja how old is this girl?
Poopoo
Peepee
penis
vagina
butt
Bored in the USA
>>76349523
i asked her if she was free for the weekend.
and yeah no id never do that, also is only one parent, no dad.
>>76349528
18 and im 22
>>76349498
TRUE American patriot. Deport the heathen chinee.
>>76349539
>no dad
Tell him to go back to mexico, he isnt welcome here, also you didnt say you asked good for you :3
get educated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVWcgOcvgV0
>>76349533
please refrain from using such vulgar language
my son browses this general
I want to racemix with a Mexican girl
>>76349563
your son is a gay
What's that sport with the stick called ?
>tfw big-booty CHI gf
>>76349563
your wifes son? hahaha
>>76349591
lol
Having a south indian breakfast
How thicc is too thicc /cum/?
>>76349555
No idea what happened to him desu, i dont think dude is even the father of her sisters.
>>76349574
>tripcode
Maybe you should give him lessons on how to evolve into a humongous faggot like yourself
Whats all this racemixing shit? Other races have attractive people yes but brown haired white girls are unmatched in prettiness
clicked on a random image in my downloads folder haha let's see what it is x
Not a fan of race mixing at all buds
>>76349612
they're also psychopaths
daily reminder
>>76349622
typical
>>76349612
The only way the white race can save itself in America is by breeding with the Mestizos and become a country of Castizos.
>>76349612
Moronic post
All Canadians are named Ling Ping
you ever noticed in this song how they say "thinks its not kosher" when talking about the muslim shah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ
i thing this is a tacit hit against Israel
the shah was a US and UK puppet and had no right to rule Iran anyway because his father had briefly fled Iran and no Shah had ever fled the country and been considered a legitimate ruler before
>>76349612
*vomits*
>>76349624
>in the future everyone will be mixed XDDD
Quite possibly the worst meme of all time.
>>76349638
Oh shit Montana it's you. I thought you joined the ever-growing list of people who've abandoned /cum/.
>>76349598
I like thin girls
>>76349624
Babies are so fucking ugly I don't know what people see in them, just toss em in the bin with their pudgy retarded faces I don't want to look at it
>muhh racemixing
'Why yes, i am 1/32 irish, 1/4 german, 1/19 czech'
Typical mutts
>>76349655
There will always be people who choose not to but the vast majority will and they will be a low iq easily controlled population
eurasians (female) are the future
shame you have a 50/50 chance of producing elliot rodger though
Any girls ITC? haha :D
>>76349662
no i still come here, i've just been busy lately
>>76349650
>shah
>Shareef, King, Sheik, Casbah
hehe
There is something very attractive when you see a girl with body control and movement like that. Maybe it just shows she is patient and dedicated
>>76349690
We've lost two more posters, Montana.
I don't think /cum/ can keep up like this.
>>76349604
Maybe you should take a page out of his book and suck my cock
OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS 2.411638
0- me, sinaloa, caraposter
1-henrico, virginia
2-oyster gay
3- huntsville alabama
4-raviolis
5-center county penisvana
6-whatcom county canada
ONLY MADE THE LIST SO THEY CAN STOP ANNOYING ME GAP
7-Placer
8-Portland
9-Conway
10- paha sapa
POWER GAP
90001-Canadians
90002-“Cara is bald” poster
90000000000000001-Ohiano
90000000000000000001-montgomery county pensylvania
9000000000000000000001- anon who reported my thread
90000000000000000000001- spic who keep posting that stupid cara cartoon pic
Asians are not attractive
It's 12:00am! Let's pretend to be anime girls!!
>>76349698
not even worried about it
>>76349704
Portland said he's going to stop posting and I'm pretty sure Centre County is gone too.
Thinking of buying another monitor
>>76349704
thank you
have used this to SHUT DOWN canadians
>>76347002
hate this son of a bitch and how his family says "brudda" like they're native hawaiians
>>76349678
Except the mixed people will always be heavily outweighed by the 99% Asian Asia, the 99% African Africa. It's just the white people being replaced or subsumed by the others, those mutts won't ever be the race of the future but a small percent who will most likely get absorbed by the other groups.
Wew lad I'm a dubs machine
(Most of the time anyway)
>just imagined what is must feel like to learn as a kid in mexico about the whole "losing half your country to the burgers" thing and how there is nothing they can do about it
How do I have a hands free orgasm?
should be reading edition
>>76349783
years of practice
>>76349757
So only whites will be breeded out ? Don't think that once White's are mongrelized that they won't move on to Asians
>>76349495
Thank you so much, anon! ^.^
>>76349783
Ask your gf (male or female) to ride your dick until you cum
>>76349765
>America belongs to the Injuns
>But Mexico belongs to the Mexicans
Globalists pls explain
America is going to be a Castizo country
>>76349699
How about I take after your dad and fuck you(We know you'd like that faggot) and leave you
I can proudly say that I have never had yellow fever
America is going to be abo one day believe me.
>>76349765
They should've lost 2/3rds of their country desu
>>76349821
No it isn't. Even if it does I refuse to race mixing with Hispanics
>>76349800
It's not even bred out, it's mostly straight up replacement. Just look at California, the Hispanics there aren't all being absorbed but growing because of their higher birth rates and immigration rates.
In the UK the number of Whites is decreasing in real numbers not just percentage. Replacement will always outweigh mixing.
>>76349836
these guys are so insane
>>76349830
even for 2nd or 3rd generation ones with a dumb valley girl accent?
>he wouldn't racemix with this qt who was born in 1997
Gay
spilled very hot coffee over foot through shoes. rip
>>76349704
>No LA
Maybe I need to make a trip down to Mexico again and fuck your women.
>>76349822
>and leave you
No, anything but that
>>76349765
I was a Mexican kid once ama
a girl tried talking to me in class today and i didn't try to hold the conversation at all when i found our her major is something retarded
there's just no point after knowing she isn't into vidya
just purchased 50 USD of bitcoin
>>76349874
Do you live in LA itself or just LA County?
>>76349867
Not a fan of zipperheads
>>76349895
pipe down grandpa
>>76349849
You can't take cheesy popcorn and turn it into cracker jack?
>>76349868
Pedped
>>76349877
That's right boy, you raise your voice at me again and I wont let you swallow next time
I have an ingrown hair or something on my penis.
Help.
I don't have yellow fever but wouldn't reject a girl for being Asian
Would probably marry an Asian if I loved one
>>76349859
Good thing I don't live in commiefornia
>>76349923
>plucking/shaving hairs on your dick
You deserve it
>>76349893
County but my house is 2 mins away from the city
There's 2 of us posters and neither of us lives in LA
Russians are white skinned but not Caucasian, Indians are Caucasian but not white skinned. So if I racemix with a Russian qt, I'll be saving the white race?
>>76349925
same
>>76349878
how young were you when you found out that Mexico is a shitty country?
>>76349935
Three actually (but hopefully not for very long)
>>76349948
Nigga...where at?
>Only dated out of my race once
>With a poo
>>76349921
*raises paw*
>>76349925
nothing wrong with yellow fever
i can't imagine being with a white girl
they are just so vastly inferior to asians
my asian gf is
hotter
thinner
more beautiful
cuter
and smarter than about 95% of the gene pool in any western country
>>76349955
Long Beach but I might move to Irvine soon
>>76349783
Use a pillow
>>76349975
We're on opposite ends then but the other poster is in Torrance
>>76349697
oysterbay, im in the mood to purchase memes
guide me to lamboland
>footkrauts never here the same time as taiwan
*thinks*
>>76349944
7 or 8
>>76349980
kek
>>76349980
What a stupid kid
>>76349975
wew
>>76349933
I literally have never shaved.
>>76350005
What's wrong, anon?
>>76349980
>Betraying your own blood
The brainwashing is sinking in.
>>76350024
Both of those places sound insanely boring
Well long beach not so much
>>76350010
Stop plucking then
I think I'm dumb
>>76350037
Square up nigga
>>76350052
I literally have never plucked.
>>76350058
intelligence is a skill
train it
just bought some LTC too
>>76350059
Meet up how
Alameda and Alondra bring backup
>>76350089
I'll be there nigga
Better duck when ya see me nigga I'm finna pop ya ass bitch nigga aint no one talk shit bout mah hood nigga
did redditflags stop working
>>76350089
You got beef? Meet me on franklin and highland
Unironically made me think
>>76350119
For real though where in LB are you from?
I just took a handsome shit
>>76349938
No you will just create a mongrel child
>>76350155
You know what will fix this? Multiculturalism and loads of immigrants.
i bought one (1) litecoin
>>76349783
I don't know if men can do it. I'm a girl (and no not a girl (male)) and I make myself orgasm just by thinking, but I only seem to be able to when I'm sleepy. I guess it's kind of like the female version of a wet dream but I'm semi-awake
I just nicked $10 from my mom's wallet
Im gonna go buy weed
The word portfolio pisses me off so much.
>>76350216
>t. 15 years old
>>76350200
Will you by my gf?
>>76350216
>a gram
>>76350160
I'm not actually really from Long Beach. My family moved here from the Bay Area when I was 16 and I went to UC Irvine when I graduated high school. I live near downtown right now though.
>tfw shitalian shartmerican
>>76350200
women are really weeeeird.
Now i remembered once i had sex on the phone with my ex because i played 2 guitar licks and she got turned on.
shit was weird.
>>76350252
Also I'm going to bed now. See you later buds.
Weed shrinks your brain mass.
Just know what you're getting into
>>76350257
did you play stairway to heaven
no really my extraflagsa rent working i need help.
>The terrorist who stabbed a Michigan police officer was from Quebec
I warned you Americans about Quebec but do you ever listen?
>>76350283
dont remember
maybe
>tfw she will never respond and we will never have a nice family together
h-her loss
Actually never mind, I don't want to go to sleep yet
just built a new beast
>tfw have 2 sons
>tfw no daughter to give away to her Black bull on the day of her wedding
>>76350340
you forgot the clown horn
>>76350285
Turn it off and on.
>>76350343
Based kekistani
>>76350392
sargon's voice is like screeching chalk against a board
If I don't get a gf by Monday I'm going to try to get back with my ex.
>>76350392
sargon isn't nearly as fat as i thought he was
>>76350377
uninstalled and installed and nada :(
Hey leaves.
Where do people get prostitutes in Vancouver and how legal is it?
im gonna post one random anime reaction image
>>76350299
>Amor Ftouhi
ah yes a very pure laine name
>>76350453
>Walk into Asian massage parlour
>"one ching chong pussy please"
ezpz
>>76350453
lower east side i'd assume considering it's the main shitty part of the city
>>76350459
Straight outta St. Michel
>>76350449
Download the flag and attach the image everytime you post
>>76350479
I doubt he wants to fuck an HIV-riddled homeless Native woman though.
>>76350229
That depends. Are you a black bull?
>>76350503
>I doubt he wants to fuck an HIV-riddled homeless Native woman though.
why not
live a little
>>76350505
Nope I'm a vehement racist and dislike niggers
>>76350216
But pot coin instead. Thank me in August
>>76350470
>>76350479
Alright, let's assume I have the budget to go above just fucking a chinese hag.
i need a friend.
Let's roll
>>76350565
Then look for a nice Asian massage parlour
>I would like one (1) happy ending please
>"Aright hord stirr"
>>76350597
This shit shouldn't make me laugh so much
what is lain about
i wanna watch it
Do you think Daddy Trump ever watches you in your room through the NSA?
i dont like how i see japanese people and sometimes i feel that i look like em.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I want to watch korean dramas, but I also don't want to hate myself.
I've lived in a farm/rural area my whole life and my parents just sold their house. They're moving to some nice condo in Downtown Toronto and want me to visit for a week and check it out. I don't think i'll like it though tbqh. Can't stand the noise, traffic, the smell and all.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>76350794
I wish I lived in a rural area desu. It seems comfy.
Let me live inside your world
I want a Mestiza gf
awful thread so far
>>76350897
y/n?
>>76350897
Can't say that you're helping make it good.
Mestiza gf is the best /cum/ meme of the season
your welcome.
>>76350914
I've had a Mestiza gf before desu. It's why my dad doesn't want to talk to me.
Never had a gf
cara
lOVE eVeryone here
I like that /int/ is small enough that when I post new images I later see others post them.
>>76336063
>>76336729
VERY good posts
Sinaloa.
Cute girls are usually very nice to me, even if they have a bf, and even if I sperg out a little bit they just roll with it
Is this a sign that I'm good looking or am I just too autistic to have a good baseline to go off of?
Won't be having children
>>76350792
Then watch Japanese ones instead.
Start with nobunaga concerto
Shall be having children (I hope)
>>76351101
Are you white?
Shall be having half Mexican children
>>76351108
Yes
>>76351112
2 of my cousins did that, the Mexican Father/mother left them and they raise the mongrel alone
>>76351153
I dated the mother of these theoretical children for over six years before I broke up with her. Also this is assuming that I get back together with her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76IQt7aV78A
hate women now
Cara Jocelyn Delevingne is an English fashion model and actress.
i really want my redditflags back
>>76351180
more like an ayy lmao
>>76351186
Try reinstalling GreaseMonkey/TamperMonkey
Love is hard for a ____
>>76351267
ice cube
took a 4-hour nap earlier; despite this, will probably head to sleep soon
>tfw 5'5
>>76351186
tell PK in /flag/
there was a problem with the Atlanta server a few months ago and I couldn't use flags for a whole day two months ago
t. Virginia, Henrico County
>>76351287
My mom could stomp on you.
PSYCHO KILLER
>>76351324
My mom is shorter than me
redditflags were a bad idea
respond to me
new person, same ol' mistakes
>>76351386
hello
>>76351418
hmmm
idk where the mexican curves meme come from
women here are incredibly petite or build like a bulldozer.
Good shit
https://it.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5927516a72949
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/kass/ct-dissolving-illinois-kass-met-20170620-column.html
Thoughts on dissolving illinois?
>>76351403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=784Qdy8YeJ4
Kansas is the absolute worst state by any metric
Prove me wrong (you can't)
>>76351454
Give Missouri more land
>>76351466
Mississippi
>>76351466
They are statistically right in the middle, the worst state by any metric is Mississippi
>>76351459
Nice :3
>>76351454
Ugly borders, why do memes make such ugly border?
YABBA DABBA DOO!!
eating some 'bites (bagel bites)
hung out with the buds again and went to wally world after
tired of life, buds
nothing makes sense anymore
>tfw you come to the realization that you actually say aboot
>>76351755
Well then, how about you SMASH THAT MF LIKE BUTTON IT'S RNH
>>76351776
>>76351776
if you met me IRL would you be my friend
>>76351755
S U B S T A N C E A B U S E
>>76351860
here, have a (you) cara
>>76351860
....maybe
I know some cool mexicans, and some that are absolute cunts
>>76351860
lmao no
>>76351871
i really don't need a (You) desu, here have it back.
if anything im in need of some warmth at 1 am that only /cum/ can give me.
>>76351950
I have never seen someone wearing a 4chan related article of clothing irl before tbqhwyfamalam
>>76352002
What should we call this style?
>>76352025
kekcore
>>76352002
Smelly shitskin Indian bastard
>>76352025
Based lad who hates gloablist cuckolds
now I want In n out
thanks clackmyass
>>76352063
The poos got Vishnu to make Trump win though
>>76352093
Don't care still hate em
>>76352076
I ALWAYS WANT IN N OUT
>when you click the picture and it starts fading
>>76352112
But they produce the most lovely human beings
reply to me
>>76352187
>tfw too smart
>>76352187
Wow I would totally let them Immigrate here on h1b visas
76352198
never knew why people mock those with less luck than them.
>>76352198
henrico, what's up with you nowadays
76352210
>>76352224
Quite the people these poos
will NOT be falling for steam's shitty deals this year
>>76352237
i have the house to the self until friday and i found my underage brother's beer stash so i've been drinking it
he had several cases of really shitty beers in his closet
also i just got turned down fron the only internship ii applied to at the local news station so lmao
>>76352246
that's kind of cute desu
I wonder if it's still alive.
>a mexican sympathizes with poor brown people
Fascinating... :^)
videogames are reaching to a point of such image quality that they look really ugly, idk how to explain, not polished, look like ugly renders.
Watching Elsa Jean get BLACKED buds
>>76352246
heartwarming, but they'll probably be dead from medical complications in 20 years
>>76352303
we're all in the same boat, bud
this is my only source of human contact outside of work a couple days a week
>>76352314
>>76352391
Hindus actually like having these deformed kids because they make money showing the children off as Hindu god avatars or something iirc
the first time i watched toy story in HD i was surprised of how ugly it was.
thats how videogames are starting to look like.
A dream fortress
>>76352333
what game would you use as an example?
>>76352437
pt barnum would enjoy india
samurai metropolis
>tfw still rank 6
>>76352317
wonder how he trims those nails
>>76352501
the new assasins creed
i watched the new digital foundry video on a friend 4k screen and even if it was 4K™ there are parts that i felt it looked really ugly like the owl or the grass.
>>76352541
in what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJfUSh1kDns
Try not to cringe.
>>76351591
FALCON PUNCH
>>76352391
i have no human contact outisde of my father bitching about me not leaving the house and my mother saying i'm mentally ill
my little brother is alright though
>>76352651
>tfw political parties try to appeal to young people
>>76352708
you're such a faggot
I CAN'T SLEEP
>>76352708
when redditflags stop acting funny ill make a new list.
>>76352743
>>76352563
You mean like the Far Cry 2 look? Where the textures are really really bland? Like monochrome gradient bland?
>>76352651
booker is easily unlikable
>>76352751
Did you reinstall GreaseMonkey/TamperMonkey like I said?
>>76352782
Yes, thank you man.
The IQ make that shit look super awful.
>>76352798
Yes i did, probably what Henrico said, their servers acting funny.
I liked it better when cara was roleplaying as a divorcee
>>76352765
I want to bully you more, but I'm too nice.
>>76352783
He really comes off as an ass. I don't like any of the democratic "rising star" meme senators desu.
>>76352819
They work fine for me.
>>76352826
That literally never happened, he is a different person from me, he lives in the same city as me though.
>>76352728
I feel the same way. My little brother is the only person who empathizes with me. I love my mom and dad but I don't have the best relationship with them. They're very neurotic and make my life needlessly difficult.