/cum/fart

>>76346556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-akyV0FtyIM

I really hate living in the same country as Californians and New Yorkers. Balkanization when?

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>Well... IM THE JOKAH BABY

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cant tell if this facebook group is doing some serious irony here

>>76346568
You realize New Yorks democrat nature is because of Blacks wanting gibs and federal labor unions, right. it has nothing to do with social liberalism unless you're talking about the very high up elites or hipster class.

>>76346568
as a californian i would really like calexit

time to stop supporting you welfare queen states

>>76346597

shut the fuck up

>>76346568
t. Cletus McDonald

California is all powerful in wealth and resources. your shithole? nothing

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>>76346587

I want Californians to leave Texas.

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>>76346614

We the people in order to form a more perfect union

>>76346568
>Hating the state president trump is from

>>76346597
I support it if it means getting rid of califorians

>>76346631
Noone wants to stay in your hurricane infested state.

*sharts*

>>76346639
>the state that overwhelmingly voted for Shillary

>>76346650
Then why don't Californians leave? Why do they keep infesting Texas?

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>Not supporting Calexit so we can get rid of them.

>>76346651
neck yourself

>>76346668

wanna try that whataburger, Senpai

>>76346661
Hating new york is hating trump, he loves new york. California on the other hand can leave for all I care, it'll ensure google, facebook, etc is no longer based in the US.

>>76346668
To visit family and friends you autistic loner

>>76346683
Are you actually retarded?

>>76346609
California is wealthy because they brain drain the rest of the states. If we got rid of california the other states would greatly benefit especially in IT

Californian transplants are cancer and should be sent back to California. I'm sure Colorado, Oregon, and Washington agree.

>>76346699
Who are you?

How hard would google be hit if it was no longer based in the US?

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>California is at fault for being a desirable place to live

wish they would stop putting akuma in so many game dbh

>>76346718
OH GOD OH

OH OH

OH GOD MORE WHITE PEOPLE

CALIFORNIA IS WAITING

TIME

TO
COME HOME.

>>76346721
its rooted in too deep for it to take any damage

What is new york even good for other than their jewish finances?

>>76346769
Tall buildings?

>>76346732
If it's so desirable, why do Californians flee to nearby states like rats fleeing a sinking ship?

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Gonna go to bed nn /cum/

>>76346769
Histrory and culture

>>76346802
gnite

>>76346793

I dont know, ask them

>>76346802
>9pm in IL
heh, you gotta get up pretty early don't you wagey?

>>76346732
no one actually wants to live there that's why there so much california diaspora

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>largest mass of people in the country
>nobody wants to live there

>he doesn't wake up at 6AM

>>76346828
F R E S N O
R
E
S
N
O

"Conservative"

bastion in a "Liberal" State

>>76346859
>He stays up till 3AM and starts posting good morning East coast.

>>76346851
by that logic India must not be a shithole (hint: it is)

This thread gonna get racist.

I'm out.

Trying to be a nice white person, still racist though.

>>76346893

that has nothing to do with what we're talking about, but ok

>>76346912
I can't be racist, I had a black friend

>>76346866
S H I T H O L E
H
I
T
H
O
L
E

>>76346912
I can't be a racist if I hate everyone

>>76346930
h8
ers
gon

h
*8

but srs

Dont be so irate.

>>76346923
jokes on you i was in french immersion as a kid

your quips about anglos not knowing french have no effect on me

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really make u think

>>76346827
6:40

I was just too bored to not go to bed

>be me in grocery line
>black cashier, black guy ahead of me
>cashier smiles and is nice with guy
>cashier is distant and not nice when I go to check out

it's funny how the rest of the country knows california is shit, only californians don't

its funny how just about every argument Ive heard against california has been from someone who thinks the entire state is san francisco and Los angeles, or has never actually visited

it's funny how californians get so defensive

>>76346992
I rather live in LA than san francisco

its funny how he only proves me right by claiming I get defensive

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Shithole they say

reddit had a sub called /r/natureismetal

which got overtaken by /r/natureislit and now a new sub /r/natureisbrutal is taking /r/natureismetal 's place

the jews are going too far

>>76347046
You have to go back

76347044
Can't even take a picture properly

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no bully in thread pls

>>76347057
see
>>76347058

>>76346568
thisss
independent new england now

NOW

>>76346568
Not soon enough.
That way you can stop draining our taxes while accusing us of doing it.

How would USA be divided in balkanization? I'd imagine the mideast sticking together.

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MY ANIME WONT STOP BUFFERING

>>76347104
new england (no new york or some extra shit)
texas
california
cascadia
maybe some southern states
rest who cares

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>>76347116
>Being a streamer in 2017

/r/blackpeopletwitter just makes fun of white people and /r/whitepeopletwitter also makes fun of white people

jews.... amirite?

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Tell me:
- your age
- your location
- what you look like
- why you're interested in piss whore training... more than a few sentences please

whenever im frustrated with humanity i just watch some gore

>>76347154
why can't whites handle jokes

>>76346822
Because housing is so expensive because it's so fucking desirable would be my first blind guess

>>76347104
Easy
>South
>Texas
>New England
>West Coast
The rest I have no clue.
Maryland and Delaware might join the South or join with New England alonside NJ, NY, and PA.

The Midwest might as well join the other Northern states, because being landlocked is bad geopolitically.
The Great Plains and the Southwest are in some bad positions. They'll either be taken by Texas, the North, and the West Coast.

Alaska will become it's own thing like Russia, lots of natural resources, not population dense, very big. It might even take a radical step and join Canada.
Hawaii will probably go back to being independent, but that leaves them vulnerable to invasion by China or something so they'll join the West Coast.

So it'll start in lots of pieces, but eventually end up something like:
>North
>South
>Texas
>West Coast
>Alaska

>>76347203
Whites ARE a joke

>>76347245

its not expensive farther inland

>>76347046
I don't like seeing animals get hurt. Prefer human gore tbqh

>>76347260
>join with New England alonside NJ, NY, and PA.
no! NO! shut up shut up shut up shut up

>>76346923
I'm an Anglo who knows French and I just moved to Montreal

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>>76347046
Terry Davis schizophrenic ramblings always put me in a good mood

I want to be sexually dominated by an attractive woman

>>76347277
Why is that bad? Are you mad that NJ, NY, and PA joins New England or that New England joins NJ, NY, and PA?

It might be possible that New England becomes it's own thing, and Maryland, Delaware, NJ, NY, and PA become a Mid-Atlantic state, that buffers NE and the South. However, again, that leaves the Midwest in dire need of sea access.

>>76347284
Terry is the light of my life.

I'm looking for a boyfriend. You must be single, loyal, smart, openly gay, smoker-friendly, non-flakey, and between the ages of 28 and 40. I prefer that you live within twenty to twenty-five miles from my home, which is Kent, WA. I know my demands seem like a lot, but they're based on previous mistakes. I'm not a text- or phone-only kind of guy, so I take flaking out very seriously, for I feel if a man can't commit to an initial meeting, then he probably can't commit to a relationship. I live alone, own a car, work in tech, enjoy the outdoors, exercise, have aspirations to be a novelist and like to curl up to a good scary movie.

If you're interested, please send me a pic--or a link to a pic--of yourself.

I look forward to hearing from you. Peace.

>>76347326
new england is its own thing, we have no need or want for their filth
they aren't new england, so they shouldn't be in new england

>>76347360
Ok then it's
>New England
>The North
>The South
>Texas
>West Coast
>Alaska

>>76347409
separate cascadia (washington and oregon) from california and you are golden

Quebec original
Filming location: Montreal

Too much hate in this thread

If this was Europe we'd be jailed

I couldn't point Canada out on a map if my life depended on it

One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one...

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>tfw no wife to enjoy a cold winter on and throw a jug of hot water out the window to watch it turn into frost

>>76347463
Could you pinpoint Grimes, Iowa, though?

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>>76347104

I want to be pegged by valentina nappi

>>76347433
It wouldn't make sense.
Washington and Oregon have don't have the economies, resources, or large enough populations to survive long on their own.
Canada might actually attempt to annex them.
It would be beneficial for California to control the entire West Coast.
Since you don't want them to be Californian, they're probably going to end up Canadian.

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>>76347409
Independent Alaska
>>76347491
I can point out Grimes in a crowd

Wish CIA was still awake, I have big news for him

>>76347534
You get em terry, run them over

>>76347507
you telling me salmon and starbucks isn't a proper economy

>>76347523
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>76347523
It's possible. That or join Canada.

>>76347547
Unless you want to see it quickly devolve into a 3rd world country then, no, they can't sustain an economy, or at least not nearly as close to what they have now. Since the US would be broken up, copyright infringement wouldn't be enforced so Starbucks nationwide can do whatever they want.
Eventually Starbucks nationwide evolve into their own franchises fit specifically to their new countries.

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>>76347562
Never

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anon lied to me

i need a friend

>>76347603
Are you a cute girl?

>>76347598
Why can't people just stay outside for a couple minutes to get their daily Vitamin D?
What, are they white?

if you aren't watching Sakura Quest you sould kill yourself

Prostate stimulation is unironically not gay

>>76347627
sun is for normies
reeeee

thinking of dicks to be honest

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grimes

Armpit hair on women is hot

>>76347682
Nice proxy leaf

Grimes is garbage and looks like a weasel.

If you disagree then you are worse than Fantano

>>76347683
why are leafs so good at music?

>>76347683
saved

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>>76346568

>>76347727
DO NOT SAVE THAT PICTURE

saw two separate trannies in the super market today

>>76347748
Were they hot?

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>>76347714
>he doesn't like grims
done with you desu

>>76347641
What's your tool of choice

>>76347763
no, they were those unironically punky ugly ones that make themselves look bad on purpose

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>Grimes is my favorite musicians and "waifu"

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>>76347745
*unsaves picture*

Grimes would look cute if she had normal hair and gained a bit of muscle mass

>>76347775
My finger
I'm too scared to buy a toy

>>76347787
Anime is for alpha males

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Have a crush on Mexican First Lady tbqh buds

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>>76347802
You mean like this?

grimes more like grimance

>>76347818
this is rarer than the other raregrimes.png

CUTE!

I'm a carpet muncher

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>weebs and grimesfags ruin every thread they touch


Really makes you think

>>76347810
Use a hair brush you dunce

>>76347851
better than having every post shitting on California

>>76347869
California does blow though

>>76347865
I'll try that out thanks

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>weebs and grimesfags ruin every thread they touch

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>Were they hot?

Honestly Feist is both more talented and more attractive than Grimes.

>There are "men" who think that the sega genesis was better than the super nintendo

>>76347603
Here

Go to this thread
>>>/biz/2554387

dowload the waves wallet, post your waves address that comes with it, receive 250,00 wojack

It's worthless now but who knows about the future, you're welcome miguel

>>76347932
VERY good post

albertan musicians > stinky quebecKKKer musicians

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hmm really makes you think

>>76347957

She's Nova scotian you dumb calgarian

tfw you see a sex loli but you already rubbed your dick raw

>>76346827
>he doesnt wake up early to go to the gym

>>76347968
wrong

either way she's not from quebec so that's a plus

>>76347971
I like you as well, see>>76347953

I can't even jerk off to certain girls because I know there is know chance I can be with them
What's wrong with me

Want to watch a movie on the big TV downstairs but I don't like going down there cause of the mice
;_;

>>76347981
Afternoon masterrace, optimally I'd do it in the morning though

Honestly, Feist is a one trick pony and while I liked Pleasure, Visions, Halfaxa and AA blow it out of the water dese senpai

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>>76347959

I can knock everyone itt out easy

>>76347959
Yes there would be free will, you can still get kicked out.

>>76348010

False. Metals is the GOAT leaf music

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>>76348030
Grandfather was a street boxer, you sure about that kid?

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listening to alice in chains

>>76348058
Come from a bloodline full of fighters
Careful what you say before you get your lights knocked out

jessy lanza > feist > grimes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D88fLHQh3NU

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Do you say

>So much clothes

Or

>So many clothes

?

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about to hop into some history lads

>>76348086
sounds like a grimes-wannabe

>>76348101
fuck off

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>>76348086
I feel conflicted. Still better than Feist for sure, though.

feist > grimes > emily haines > jessy lanza

>>76346679
Trump is Jewish

>>76347496
>mid Atlantic states
>in New England
Gtfo

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Americans BTFO

>>76348088
Many

I've been wanting to get into Metric but I haven't gotten around to it yet.

>>76348174
>caring about sniper statistics when we have hellfire missiles

>>76347986
posted

>>>/biz/2555181

metric are overrated

>>76348174
>canucks have to be over a mile away to kill someone
Pussies

>>76348145
to add on to this:
Ivanka is Jewish
Jared Kushner is Jewish
Steve Bannon doesn't care that he's working with Jews, because he hates blacks, Arabs, and Hispanics way more than he could ever hate Jews.

got an "impacted wisdom tooth" haha. the jew doctors say they got to come out but I think they're just trying to make money

>>76348174
>TAC-50
America wins again.

>tfw have superior native genes and have no wisdom teeth even though i'm 20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1810JjPuPPc

simpler times

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>>76348191
>>76348204
>>76348230
>your greatest ally can't even be proud of you for once
we just want to be loved :(

>>76348194
the system? I agree

the band? fuck you

>>76348062
DOWN IN A HOLE

>>76348242
Fuck off you subhuman filth

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>>76348193
Never say oysterbay doesnt take care of his /cum/mies, maybe it'll have some decent value one day

my dad said they found hitler in argentina, huge if true

does anyone else support Trump's tariffs on canadian exports?

>>76348242
I'm proud of you senpai <3
>>76348271
He's actually at my house

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>>76348266
o-ok

>>76348290
dont listen to the meanie.. dont cry

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>>76348062
IM THE MAN IN THE BOX

BURIED IN MY SHIT

>>76348290
>>76348308
Listen to the meanie

>>76348268
excellent, never getting a job now

need to cum on a pair of African American tits

>2 more days dealing with two dozen elementary school children
>nearly out of ideas to stall them with
what are simple games that easily distract children

>>76348062
>>76348317
guys stop it makes me miss my dad :(

>>76348338
That would be Bueno mon ami

wish i was a teacher

>>76348370
Heads Up Seven Up

>>76348161
It's not New England, it's New new England

>>76348401
already am employing that one for maximum effect. they don't seem bored of it yet, but it just takes one voice in the collective to brand it uncool

>>76348420
Duck Duck Goose

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lights > feist > grimes > emily haines > jessy lanza

>>76348370
>tfw when I was a camp counselor in charge of 30-40, 6 year old kids when I was 16 with just one other person
>parents asked me what college I was going to and looked horrified at me when I told them I was going to be a junior in highschool
Really hated that job, I remember some kid had a creepy uncle who tried to abduct him. His dad was the only one who appreciated what I did, gave me a 50 dollar tip and thanked me for protecting his son

>>76348426
that's a good one, although I have to be careful because these kids have absolutely no regard for human life and will slam into each other at high speed if it ensures winning the game

love that cat

>>76348431
who

tfw absolutely used to hate kids but have recently stopped hating them and started wanting to have kids
>>76348449
Good. Kids are too sheltered today.

>>76348271
is your dad alex jones

>>76348435
shit, I shouldn't be complaining then. your story is like 10x more difficult than my current situation

i'm going to say something nice about america and hopefully america will say something nice about canada

america is a very nice country that has accomplished an astounding amount of things that have made the rest of the world revere it

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week long ban is over

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>>76348431
What's this faux-scene style called anyway?

>>76348480
Fuck you, leaf. You'll never be as good as us

>>76348482
*bans you*

>>76348480
Canada has some redeeming aspects, notably Quebec.

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>>76348482
Post the ban

>>76348480
i really don't know anything good about canada hahahahaha so i'll just give the meme answer "nice people"

>>76348506
>>76348510
>>76348516
this thread sucks

bye

FUCK CANADA AND FUCK CANADIANS
OREGON COUNTRY BELONGS TO US
FIFTY-FOUR FORTY OR FIGHT
FFUUUUUUCCCKKK OOOOFFFFFFFFFFF

>>76348467
I'm curious how these kids have the personalities that they do, and the parenting style that goes with it. Some are absolutely obnoxious and I don't want my kids to ever be like that, and others are quiet or just talk a lot but are never that loud. HOW???

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>>76348513
i dont have it anymore but here is a list of my outstanding bans

>>76348541
Can't say I have an answer for you, bud. I'm not a psychologist.

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British Columbia > American Columbia

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>>76348546
I rarely get board specific bans anymore, just the three day 4chan vacations.

>>76348546
*hacks you*
>>76348567
Wrong

There is something wrong with me

>>76348555
whatever it is, the more quiet/talkative-but-not-loud trait seems more common in the slavic and jewish kids. maybe the parenting styles of those cultures are the cause

>>76348575
post your IP

George Costanza is my spirit jew

>>76348597
Probably authoritative parenting (which isn't the same as authoritarian parenting) then.

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>>76348546
*starts driving to Overland Park, Kansas*

my adress is 24 sussex drive in ottawa ontario

come get me faggots

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DOODLEEEBOOBOOBAAAAAA

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>>76348611
Psssh, nothing personnel kid

>>76348630
I'm going to rape your wife, you half Cuban cuckold.

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>>76348629
LEAVE ME ALONE LEAF

new york seems like it could be an exciting place but im scared of everywhere north of delaware

>>76348650
jokes on you weedman doesn't live in 24 sussex drive

>>76348662
why
the south is more dangerous than the north desu

>>76348662
what

How is scary?

>>76348673
if you're a carpetbagger or a nigger sure but those are my people

>>76348662
Good choice, Delaware is comfy.
t. knower

eating cape cod chips

Tried to make a Coinbase account but apparently my email is already in use and linked to a phone number I don't remember ever having.

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>tfw smoking age is 21 where i live

>>76348693
MA?

>>76348689
*leans in*
*puts a wrinkly, shaking hand on your shoulder*
we are brothers, you and I. Come to the north. You will see the color of our trees.

I hereby summon footkraut

>>76348715
dumb nocoiner

*breaks the Footkraut summoning circle*
>>76348726
Hello fellow Californian

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>>76348745

I want to be a director and make redonkulous movies

>>76348662
WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF US? HUH, CUNT?

>>76348750
Hopefully someone made an account with my email and I'll be able to steal their coins

>>76348686
its very big and urban, people ride in underground trains, heroin, they hate the south, my aunt married a yankee and im pretty sure my cousin is going to turn out to be a tranny now, he got his nails painted last week and he is hard to tell apart from a girl

>>76348692
no, i've only been there once to go snow goose hunting and it went terribly

maryland is an alright state though, good canada goose hunting, loose gambling laws, blue crabs, Chesapeake bay retrievers

>>76348741
STOP KILLING OUR INDIGENOUS PINE TREES

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Getting drunk and eating pizza with the boys on Friday!

>>76348754
i dont live in commiefornia

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I wish my gf had big tits desu

I wish my gf existed desu

AHAHAHAHAHA this is great

Someone already gave me some wojack for a rare pepe I posted lmao

>>76348779
Manhattan is chill, I had sex in the rambles...don't climb any of the rocks there hehe

I'm not happy guys

>>76348824
Why not?

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>>76348779
pshh more like leave your southern neighbors alone baka


pls all those things you said are true. back up dixie boi let the real alphazzz (DJ Trump) thru

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reminder that the secret to women is marxism

>>76348847
dont have much interest in women then

>>76348857
Same ;)

>>76348824
Haven't been happy since I was 8 years old

pirated the new hitman game

>>76348845
>both projections say goodbye to spruce/fir
wew

How do I get a hot tumblr gf?

who wants some wojack coins?

>>76348948
Be attractive

>>76348948
go to inde music shows

>>76348948
Be Chad but also a leftist.

>>76348955
Shhh, /cum/ is lazy. Let people who will be interested in fostering it on /biz/ have it

>>76348957
>>76348966
I thought they were into body acceptance
So you're saying I can't be ugly and get a hot gf

>>76348995
Yeah

bouncing titties

>>76348995
You could be rich or Russian.

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>>76349011

>>76349028
I'm neither of those

>>76349045
Looks like you won't be getting a hot gf

>>76349059
That's really unfair
Those tumblr whores are hypocrites

Was today the solstice?

>And in those days men will seek death and will not find it; they will long to die, and death flees from them.
Revelation 9:6

>>76348823
my one friend I kept in touch with after high school for a while went to a big SEC school and joined a frat there and he said all his pledge brothers from the north east had been to rehab for heroin
I'm not saying he wasn't a real degen (most criminal acts i committed in high school were his idea) but it seems like the northeast is full of heroin

pretty sure my cousin is going to be a tranny or some type of femboy though. I feel bad for my uncle, I could tell he didn't like it last thanksgiving but my younger cousin seems normal and gets upset when people call his brother a girl so I think he'll be alright even if he is racemixed with It*lians
My aunt has a degree in social work from an Ivy league so this should be expected

>>76348845
ur killing the longleaf pine u bastards

also all the worst invasive plants in the South come from Japan which is sad because I generally like those plants except Kudzu

however, Wisteria is one of my favorite flowers. Its actually an interesting plant too since in traditional Japanese poetry Wisteria had the connotation of the purple cloud that lifted the souls of the dead in Pure Land Buddhism

Is neither pronounced nee ther or nye ther

>>76349152
nee thuh

>>76346971
>>76346971
>>76346971
>>76346971
OLD NEW

>>76349120
Reminds me of some quote I saw once that generally says "a warrior ready to die will not meet death" or something like that

>>76349111
Yes, longest day of the year. What'd you do today anon?

>>76349247
Fixed a computer, posted on int, talked with the gf;
Made some plans, smoked a pack of cigs, talked nicely with people through texts, worked on my tan...etc