/sag/ South Asia General

>>76299239
I for one, welcome our new Chinese overlords

>>76299373
Speaking from an objective standpoint, Afghanistan isn't south asian though, no afghan considers himself south asian either. The only thing south asian about us is that some of us like old bollywood movies (nothing past 2003 probably).

Yoga is stupid.

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>>76299373
Abdool has created another thread

>>76299475
Uh, you weren't invivted

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>>76299426
>>76299426
>Latin India is used by Lucian(2nd century)
Yea, next time don't try to imply my own implications back to me

>>76299491
So is Hinduism

>>76299570
As history dictates I invite myself.

>>76299567
For real though, how does it feel that pakistanis have more of a claim on ancient hindu vedic history than indians do?

>>76299475
like I said in the last thread. we just want ur sisters afkoon kus it has nothing to do with geography

>>76299475
Why don't you make your lazy ass do a google search?

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>>76299491
Yes, Arabasana 5 times a day is the only asana

>>76299614
you can't have it tho

prepare a harem for me pls now boy

>>76299622
>>76299570
y u being rude

>>76299613
The Vedic period was thousands of years ago. Populations move, and the geographical location doesn't mean much.

I'm too embarrassed to be in the company of these retarded Pajeets, Imma sign out.

>>76299609
I don't know Pashto, man. I kinda understood him cause Punjabi has a lot of Persian and Arab loan words

>>76299669
s-sorry

Btw, a question to Pathans
>>76299609

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>>76299752
fuck off abdool

>some hot girl on tinder wants my dick
>can't go out because its ramadan
remove islam plz

>>76299752
Oh, fine.

>>76299818
>implying shagging girls out of wedlock isn't حرام

>>76299881
If islam is real, I am basically fucked when I die.

>>76299818
Ramadan will be over in a week, be patient you fool

>>76299788
>>76299827
do people actually move to russia?
what is life like there for a Paki/Afghan/whatever you are ?

>>76299698
Well whatever they were they're definitely not Afghan

>>76299923
Kekus maximus. I'm not desi/Afghani, I'm Russian. Just curiosity.

For a cultured man, like me, this is a fascinating piece. https://scroll.in/magazine/840643/what-german-composer-bach-has-in-common-with-the-indian-dhrupad-genre

But for uncivilized brutes like you, who spend all their day masturbating to weird pornography and talking about your imaginary ancestry, this means nothing. So, ignore.

>>76299908
>>76299906
I fucked up guys and jacked off after Fasting last night . I didn't cum tho. Should I give up ? what do?

>>76299956
oh..Your tripcode is confusing.

>>76299974
Because it's permissible to have sex after taraweh, surely you're allowed to jack off too. As long as you didn't jack off during your fast or before taraweh you should be fine.

>>76299974
>Didn't cum
>After fasting
You're fine as it is. It's only one week left anyway

>>76300024
It's just my Slavic name Илья in sandrunes.

>>76300025
Yeah i hope so.. tho i thought that only sex with ur wife is halal masturbation is still a sin. . wtf its wierd because I normally drink and dont pray but I didnt want to during ramadan. I almost made the whole month without sinning and then..this happens

>>76300025
On this topic, one of my friends who is unironically muslim but has sex told me he thinks of the girls he has sex with as his war booty so it's halal for him.
kek

>>76299818
I messed up a roza for sex.... am I going to hell?

>>76300152
ye
don't worry if we do hajj our sins will be absolved

>>76300152
>gay paki
هنننننگ

>>76299575
Undeniably. It's the worst religion.
>>76299643
Namazfags too make bold, unscientific claims about benefits of worshipping Allah doggystyle.

Both are retards, imo.

>>76299827
i cant read slav but based on ur trip it looks like ur name is "Alya"?

>>76300152
did u fug a guy?not sure if trolling but all sins are forgiven if u repent but u have to do it seriously

>>76300221
Ilya you retard

>>76300221
it's ilya

>>76300176
lets have a little more fun then

>>76300286
Y-yes

>>76300319
no ur an ilya

Daily reminder:
>Afghanistan
>south asia
>>76299475
This is true but idk why we afghans have this mindset part of it is probably because it feels like u pajeets are trying to own us.
Idm honorary status tho.

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>>76300357
doesnt afghanistan want to be an indian vassal state though?

>>76300152
>Actually, unironically namefagging as gay paki
Where's your sense of him humour faggot - you missed out on so many cool opportunities

Anyway I'm pretty sure you're safe as long as you were the bottom

>>76300218
Religion is gay

>>76300357
Hamid my son... you can either be >Commie Turk central Asia
or
>rich and diverse heritage Hindustani heritage of Mughals and Sultans

pick wisely

>>76300340
>Y-yes
1. How did you meet him?
2. How old is he? How old are you btw?
3.. Where did you have it (rented a room, etc)?
4. Was it one-time thing?
>>76300221
Ilya. The hamza below alif إ indicates the /i/ sound and the following يـ denotes the length.

>>76300398
So I looked it up and apparently the guy in that pic is Egyptian and not South Asian wtf

>>76300515
>choosing an ethnicity over islam

fucking lungis

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>>76300545
that because egyptians are African Kangz

>>76300152
I read somewhere that Japanese women make
those weird crying sounds in porn to make it seem like they were getting raped. This keeps their conscience clear, since they can claim that they didn't enjoy it and hence they aren't sluts.

>>76300597
Hindustan is the Islamic name for Indian subcontinent. Central Asian used to be muslim but are now disgusting lifeless communists thanks to soviet sphere.

The issue isn't identifying as muslim or not but weather Afkoonistan is in South Asia or Central Asia

>>76300538
>1. How did you meet him?
Grindr
>2. How old is he? How old are you btw?
He was exactly twice my age. I am in my twenties.
>3.. Where did you have it (rented a room, etc)?
His home
>4. Was it one-time thing?
I hope not

>>76300648
Thanks m8. Will do this next time.

>>76299648
Only I can have it

>>76300538
question for Ruskies..
How religious are orthodox people there? what about compared to muslim tatars ?

>>76300707
>He was exactly twice my age. I am in my twenties.
D A D D Y
A
D
D
Y

>>76300707
Thats gay, stop it you'll get aids

>>76300829
>Thats gay

wtf is fucking men gay nowadays?

Non-trolling question, how likrly is that you would get jailed for what you're posting here?

>>76300707
are you a top or bottom?
did he use protection?
was he married?

>>76300892
Its only gay if the boy is not a trap and is a gay big far hairy old daddy

>>76300949
nah fa m its only gay if he's the one taking it in the ass

>>76299491
poo

>>76300941
very

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>>76300999
Trips confirm

>>76300707
>I hope not
What did you like about him? Weren't you concerned about the age difference?
>>76300754
>How religious are orthodox people there?
Mostly irreligious. The Orthodox piety amounts to eating kulichi and painting eggs on Easter at most. More advanced believers visit a church once or twice year on big days like Christmas.

>tatars
They are chill and secular. Never blow shit upك you should look out for Caucasus, this is our Federally Administered Tribal Areas, ههههه

>>76300941
Back in BD? Unlikely, there's a another Bangladeshi native on /pol/ that posted a bunch of anti-Islam shit and nothing happened to him

>>76301096
I want tatar gf

>>76300943
>are you a top or bottom?
Versatile
>did he use protection?
Yes
>was he married?
Yes.

>>76300999
shit

>>76301096
>What did you like about him?
He was a big guy.

>Weren't you concerned about the age difference?
I only meet older guys, so no.

>>76301129
What is someone from gvmnt would have read it?

>>76301185
the gov probably wouldnt do anything afaik but if word spread a mob of retards would set upon his house

>>76301162
Stop it bls

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>He was exactly twice my age. I am in my twenties
>His home
All memes aside m8 that's a pretty dumb situation to put yourself in. Especially if its a secret then nobody would have known where you disappeared to.
It's usually how somebody gets to wear your skin as a suit.

>>76301139
>I want tatar gf
Why? If you want Asiatic looks, there are Hazaras in Afghanistan, it's much closer.

>>76300999
Actually, it was established long ago that man love is gay only if the balls make contact.

>>76301245
pakistan is not like bangladesh where you will be hacked to death for a shitty blog

the worst thing that can happen is you end up being abducted by security agencies for shitposting about baloch freedom

>>76301340
>pakistan is not like bangladesh
lmao shut the fuck up nigga i know that you can get sentenced to death for burning the quran there lmaoo

>>76301185
>>76301245
The government would try to arrest and press charges but you'd probably be killed by extremists first.

>>76301318
There hazaras here as well but they dont race mix. I just want tatar qt

>>76301162
was his wife home while you were fucking?

>>76301410
fake news

>>76301412
go back to defence.pk and circlejerk with your sickular hindutva friends

>>76301266
This. What if it was a trap set up by some retarded Jamaati wannabe group or some shit? Fuck, what if it was a bunch of men who wanted to gangrape you or something.

I know this is spooky shit, but I'm kinda worried for you, to be honest familia

>>76301340
they dont abduct people for shitposting about faggotry, do they?

>>76301266
this news made me not have sex for 2 years
https://news.vice.com/article/manjam-murders-spotlight-pakistans-hidden-flourishing-gay-scene

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>>76300515
>what is khurasan
>Abbasid revolt started under the leadership of abu muslim khurasani
>witness to famous scholars of islam,science and mathematics as well as wealthy cities of knowledge during the islamic golden age
>witness to great conquerers(inb4 changez khan fuck that chink)
>cultivated the blossoming of Persian language and culture
Educated afghans and other central asians reminisce about this period more than anything.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72LMxFlzxm0
>Song captures tfw when no Khurasan

>>76301505
You must be at lahore

>>76301505
So basically you're gay, posz on this obscene site and probably dont believe in allah? Youre like satan in youre country?

>>76301505
faggots arent a security threat

they practically kill themselves off

>>76301505
“I tried to convince them to stop their dirty acts, but they would not,
>“So I decided to kill them.”
kek

>>76301612
WE WUZ SCIENTISTS AN' MATHEMATICIANS AN' PHILOSOPHERS N SHEEEID

on another note, that youtube thumbnail almost looks like a muslim version of vaporwave

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STILL 5 MORE DAYS OF RAMADAN
fuck m 8 so much sexual build up senpai since i havent relesed this whole month..
This isn't fun anymore la ds

>>76301613
Nope

>>76301648
>Ejaz — who told stories of being molested by another male as a young man — said he wanted to send a message about the "evils" of homosexuality. Police maintain, however, he had sex with his victims first.
This was more funny

>>76301612
>The periods of Turkic Ghaznavids and Turco-Mongol Timurids are considered as some of the most brilliant eras of Khorasan's history.
Kek

>>76301690
Not saying We Wuz but this is desu the best period in central asian history from islam to the coming of the mongols.

>>76301769
Karachi?

>>76301833
Fucking Genghis ruined everything

>>76301787
Timurids were based
>u will never genocide Ar*bs,(f)ersians,Christ fags , and Hindoos

>>76301769
>sexually dominating your morally-wicked victims and then dispatching them to hell

based

>>76301918
if bongs stuck with pakistan, you could be genociding hindoos all day long

>>76301787
>>The periods of Turkic Ghaznavids and Turco-Mongol Timurids are considered as some of the most brilliant eras of Khorasan's history.
What is wrong with this, Ghaznavids were based. Timur not as much but at least he made samarkand nice again after mongol destruction.

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>>76301765
>tfw I haven't had sex in five months

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>>76301961
>tfw haven't had sex in 23 years

>>76301623
dont jump to conclusions m8 :^)

>>76301881
does it matter
but no

>>76301949
>based
how do you know he want getting fucked right in the boipussi

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>>76301961
>he had sex 5 months ago
Stop boasting and get off my board normie reeee

Also was the gril qt? Asking for a fren

>>76301954
How long do you think this glory period lasted?
And Timur>>>Ghaznavids. Guy was alpha as fuck and if people weren't butthurt at having their heads cut off after his death he would have left behind one hell of a legacy

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>>76301961
>>76302009
obviously you've ejaculated tho?otherwise you would have developed wizard powers.

I mean Ive literally not fucked or jizzed all ramadan. the strain on my balls since last night when i looked at porn without cumming is excruciating. I fcked up

>>76302053
Its suprising where in pakistan you find so many gay daddies, and here I though having highest gay porn searches was just a meme

>>76302166
The only thing that bothers me about Timur is attacking Ottomans when they were busy invading kaafirs. bad show

>>76302265
I know for a fact that if I were a gay daddy I'd be drowning in boipussi

Fuck.
Thought 4chan was a complete waste of time, but the tripcode system here gave me a damn good idea for my android app. It's gonna save me days of additional work.

I can now go to bed. Goodnight lads.

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>>76301612
>witness to great conquerers
Pre gun powder the greatest conquerors are stuck between old Genghis, Alexander and Khalid bin Waled imo. Pic related
>does my superiority cause confusion

>>76302060
>was the gril qt?
She was nice, I'd rate a 7/10. Nice body tho

>>76302259
That's impressive, keep this up past Ramadan you might as well do Nofap

>>76302344
What's the appeal? There are dudes 40+ I'd fuck but I suspect yours was a sweaty, fat guy married with children.

>>76299373
Who is the guy who is dancing?

>>76302166
>How long do you think this glory period lasted?
9th to 13th century and progessing ever more until those faggot mongols came and absolutely razed the ancient cities and genocided the native sendentary iranic populations, starting the demographic shift in favour of the nomadic turks.

Timur was just like his predecessor Genghis and mainly fought other Muslims. Only good thing i can say he did was rebuild Samarkand, nothing else.

>>76302406
Idk. I helped my driver make fb account and in less than a month he had 5000 friends and inbox full of guys of all ages wanting to suck his cock.

>>76299373
Why you come to korea and rape people? Just stay in your country

>>76302515
>>76302333

I know that's why he's based :D

>>76302533
Did you fug your driver? You should join the army

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>>76302406
Russia guy, good ur still here. quick question:

This girl is from Russia but she doesn't look slavic, right? I'm thinking she looks armenian maybe? what u think?

im asking for ..um..reasons

>>76302533
>5000 friends and inbox full of guys of all ages wanting to suck his cock.
Were they all Pashtun by any chance?

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>>76302573
i dont think any desis would want to fuck a korean person desu

except for a bihari or UP hindu, but they wouldnt be able to come to SK

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>>76302638
nother pic

>>76302398
Undeniable, thats why i said 'great' not 'greatest'
>>76302581
pls no bait

>>76302639
Pashtuns only fug qt boi puccies not ugly old fat hairy men

>>76302592
No man das wrong
>>76302639
Not all but many were

>>76302581
>attacking Muslims fighting jihad
not based
>>76302401
thanks m8. but i barely think i can make it much longer

>>76302721
Join the army

>>76302638
>>76302679
She looks vaguely ethnic, this is as much as I can say. Or it can be just lighting and tan.

>>76302794
why?

>>76302406
Are you Chechen?

>>76302807
thanks m 8. shes definitely not white looking

>>76302824
They will make you a man.

>>76302826
I'm Russian.
>>76302847
You're welcome.

>>76302861
what if i want to be a girl (male)

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>>76302683
I personally find Khalid to be the most based even if he did shit on the legacy of two greater civilizations.
Genghis and Alex are well known but he's a hidden gem.

>>76302533
WTF i thought gay shit in pakistan was a meme. Pls pakis sharia this fag.

>>76300707
>gay paki
smfh

>>76302904
No you wont when you join infantry corps

>>76302912
>50,000 killed
holy shit

What are you lads having for iftaar.
Im having Shahlik

>>76302912
Khalid was absolutely based, outnumbered most of the time yet always pulled through. Sassanids and Byzantines had their run long enough plus islamic civilisation is what cultivated this rich history in Khurasan.

“We were the most humiliated people on earth and God gave us honour through Islam. If we ever seek honour through anything else, God will humiliate us again.”

>>76303183
Quote by umar al-khattab

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Cutting of pork pie when?

>>76300152
all momins go to hell, you would too.

>>76304119
soon inshallah

I'm surprised other people are still up right now

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>>76304201
hinpoos dont believe in hell

>>76304288
alhamdullililijingalalahulala

>>76302345
How so? Tell us

>>76302345
Tripcode explorer? There already is an (very rudimentary) implementation of that on play store.

what do indians think of bangladeshis?
you helped them in that war, right? but they're also muzzies

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Who here would fug their sister? >pic related wh*teys

>>76305804
white people are so "beautiful"
(for the record, eastern euros aren't white, my non-white brethren)

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I see people in this thread are talking about their master's just remember to be good boi's and dont chimp out or we might have to do this again

https://www.ibiblio.org/britishraj/Jackson5/chapter09.html

seventeenth (Dec. 27), the spoil being so great that each man secured from fifty to a hundred prisoners, men, women, and children, while no soldier took less than twenty. There was likewise an immense booty in rubies, diamonds, garnets, pearls, and other gems; jewels of gold and silver; gold and silver money of the celebrated Alai coinage; vessels of gold and silver; and brocades and silks of great value. Gold and silver ornaments of the Hindu women were obtained in such quantities as to exceed all account. Excepting the quarter of the Sayyids, the scholars, and the other Mussulmans, the whole city was sacked. The pen of fate had written down this destiny for the people of this city, and although I was desirous of sparing them, I could not succeed, for it was the will of God that this calamity should befall the city.

On the following day, Sunday, it was brought to my knowledge that a great number of infidel Hindus had assembled in the Jami’ Masjid of Old Delhi, where they had carried arms and provisions, and had prepared to defend themselves. Some of my people who had gone that way on business were wounded by them, whereupon I immediately ordered Amir Shah Malik and Ali Sultan Tawachi to take a party of men and clear the house of God of infidels and idolaters. They accordingly attacked these infidels and put them to death, after which Old Delhi was plundered.

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>>76306347
Mashallah, poos BTFO how will they ever recover?

>>76299373
>Afghanistan

Oh boy

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>>76306347
>>76306407
Kek whats your opinion on the basmachi rebellion, Uzbek?

>>76306493
Dont know why these pajeets ride our cocks, they let us stay after derailing every thread.

>>76306347
uzbek hordes still come to south asia but are BTFOd by the Pakistani army and NATO forces

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>>76306622
My great grandfather was a part of the rebellion and he was shot and killed my grandmother use to tell me a story of how they had to hide their jewelry from the Russians so yeah I think it was an amazing movement that I wish had succeeded

>>76306733
Sad man, i wish it had succeeded, better than the division there is now. I actually have some partial ancestry from bukhara from my mothers side and know that she has family down the line that escaped the invasion as well.

>>76306695
What are you talking about?

>>76305768
I think Indians don't even think about them

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I WANT TO TALK TO MALAYSIANS

>>76307754
>>>/int/asean

>>76306347
>>76306407
>timurids
>uzbek
i think you're implying they're the same. you shouldn't

>>76306733
>>76306622
so that was back when Uzbeks were proper muslim and not atheists like today?

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>>76310283
lol why not ? Timur himself was half mongol half turkic and the armies he had were full turkic and they spoke chagatai I can to this day read chagatai and understand it to an extent

>>76310339
If im not wrong Uzbeks come from Shaybanid tribe that fought Timurids, no?
I

>>76310320
What are you talking about Uzbek's are still Muslims

>>76310378
Yes the family/tribe but not people who lived there they were the same under both Timur and Uzbek's also I don't come from Shaybanid ruled area's my city never was ruled by Uzbek's/Shaybanids

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Consider fascism /sag/.

>>76304530
pakkadmerabullah!

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>>76312153
>ywn live under a independent state of Bengal founded by Bose

>>76312768
The fuck are you on about? Bose was a chubby retard who basically created toy armies that weren't worth shit, plus he was a fascist

>>76312829
We have Shitain to blame for that. And I'd prefer a facist leader like Bose over fucking Hasina or Khaleda.

>>76300357
>>76299475
This desu

>>76299491
are you the snow-flaky edgy teenager?

>>76299373
>No, it isn't Nepal.
Yes it is

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>>76305804
Incest is only ok in 2D

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>>76302009
20 years

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>>76313226
>open up pornhub
>top videos are
>step sister fucked by step brother creampie
>Cheating Mom Sucks off Step-Son to Shut Him Up
>Step-mom force fucked and get cum in mouth by step-son while she is
>Angry Wife Takes it Out on Stepsons Cock
And they're all white too

>>76313267
Whites really fell for incest meme

>>76313277
When something like this >>76305804
happens it has transcended memes to become a postmeme status like Trump

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>>76313267
>>76313277
>>76313226
not so fast, curries.

>>76313326
Consanguinity is gross but it's not as bad as fucking and impregnating your own sister.

ITT, Australia now part of Akhand Bharat. I claim the strayaland in the name of the Great Sage Manu.

http://www.nationalgeographic.com.au/australia/four-thousand-years-ago-indians-landed-in-australia.aspx

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>>76306347
Here you get a Nishan-e-Imtiaz for larping.

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>>76306407
Stop eating your own shit abdool. Allah hu khinzir

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>tfw Sikh
>have to be part of a country that is composed of effete Hindus like this guy >>76314561 >>76314600
>Hindus are so shit at making music that Punjabi songs get played all over the country
>Stupid food that is invariably a curry of some sort
>Get laughed at by the world because Hindus don't know how to take a shit
>Now have to deal with Hindus making cows their mommy and banning beef
>RSS-BJP are so beta that they keep asking us to join them as honorary Hindus (not even kidding)
>tfw all you wanted was to be left alone, instead you have Hindu propaganda shoved in your face day in day out
>can't stay in Punjab with the rest of my Sikh bros cos lack of jobs
I wanna move the fuck out of here. No wonder Sikh diaspora stay the fuck away from Hindus and instead stick with Pak Punjabis.

>>76315008
Come to Brampton. It's basically new Khalistan

>>76315008
Bhindranwale ki gand me lodaaaa

>>76315008
>this post
why are sikhs so cancerous?

>>76315103
Yea, will make it to Canada in a few years hopefully, inshallah

>>76315008
>Sikh getting butthurt for post about momins
>got assraped by pakis in 47
>flees to india

kys scumbag

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>>76315171
>>76315121
>>76315111
>Sikh getting butthurt for post about momins
It just shows a lack of class. You probably come from a lower middle class background, and are insecure about your identity as a non-Brahmin, or because you were bullied for being a Baniya, I donno. But making edgy posts doesn't contribute anything to the discussion or the banter.

Everyone else on this general comes from the upper class and couldn't give less of a fuck about religion or nationality. But you feel the need to barge in and spam that plebeian stuff so everyone just ignores you. The only reason I even respond is because it's embarrassing as someone who shares the same flag to see you guys throwing bitch fits here.

It's like all the Hindus who start fawning over and taking selfies with white tourists. It's cringeworthy, and you don't even realise it. Not gonna bother responding to you after this post, anyway.

Mitron, have you praised dear leader today?

>>76315008
>punjabi """"music""""
The only reason punjabi music is popular is because you faggots get imported models for those videos.

hi :3

>>76299373
Speaking from an objective standpoint, Sri Lanka isn't south asian though, no Sri Lankan considers himself south asian either. The only thing south asian about us is that some of us like old bollywood movies (nothing past 2003 probably).

>>76310378

Timur was Uzbek

>>76315441
>look at my super special totally unique region.

>>76315008

Go ahead and post some music then

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>>76315171
Abdool spotted.

>>76315441
sri lanka is south asian as fuck, you guys are basically super indians

>>76315367
>hates Hindus
>sucks other momin dicks in the thread
>whines about not caring about religion

kys abdool, go lick your arab master's asshole five times a day.

>>76315415
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjQyBF2gwjQ

>>76315440
Sup brah, how's that Obama-lookalike treating yah?

>>76315496
See above
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEgCYFYNx0k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjaH2iuoYWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjaH2iuoYWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzTg4zPBtDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub1KYohsRzU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOYR3k1VhUQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB9-dsTC_0U

>>76315696
You're showing your inferiority complex to muslims and the lighter skinned arab masters you're pretending to insult (yet envy deep inside).
>t-there's no way a sikh can insult us cowpiss drinkers! he must be mudslime!!!

>>76315590
Theres nothing super about having a darker complexion

>>76315769
Afghan or bengali?

>>76315769
>responding to Pajeet manlets

>>76315918
Gay paki, best paki

>>76315984
white

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>>76315999
>>>/out/

>>76316044
Sorry m8 but I'm here to stay for a bit

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>>76316091
>>>/out/

>>76316114

Why would a paki be upset. We had more respect for the muslims than we did for the hindus

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>>76316091
No, thanks. The last time you fags said that, you stayed on for 200 years.

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>>76316145
You can stay

>>76316156

Quite enjoyed it too. Now go fetch the elephant we are going tiger hunting

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>indians
The only group of people on earth that willingly submit to slavery and servitude. Even niggers get back at whites today by fucking their women.

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>>76316177
Here you go, Chester.

>>76316209

Nice cuck fantasy

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>>76316209
Oi, keep Sikhs out of this. It took two wars to make us bend the knee.

>>76316145
>implying you didn't have a hard on for the Sikh brahs
pic

>>76316251
indians as a whole are cucks

sikhs were sent off in hordes as fodder to do for a white mans war

>>76315769
guru angrej devji da lund choos puttar

>>76316251

I didn't even mention sikhs in my posts though

>>76316277
die*
>>76316281
>poopoo speak
rajdeep, we're on a civilized board, behave yourself

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>>76316277
>>76316277
S-shut up

Afghanistan is not /sag/

>>76306622
But Timur wrecked Iran/Afghanistan much more than India.

>>76315367
>edgy posts doesn't contribute anything to the banter
topkek

>>76316370
I'll stab you, Sukarno. I'm tired of random people turning up on this general and spouting this meme.

>>76316384
Nah, he went literally apeshit in Delhi.

>>76316410
it's not a meme, ask any afghan irl or online whether they're south asian or not, stop dickriding them

>>76316433
>they are a part of saarc.
the argument should stop there.

>>76316410
holy fuk op u are the only one who belives muh jewgle shitty classification.

>>76316433
this

>>76316433
afghans try to play both sides.
>muh persian pride, we wuz conquerers and sheeit.

when they get busted or need to act decent.
>we wuz poor south asians being oppressed

>>76316489
>>we wuz poor south asians being oppressed
I've never seen this though.

The only side afghans play is the 'we're at the heart of asia and every surrounding country meddles' side

>>76316410
>delhi is the entirety of india.
Dead bhayyias are always good for the nation.

>>76316475
There was alot of controversy over their membership process because of this same reason. Also, why not india and Pak have top tier economies in comparison to afghanistan's landlocked quasi-commie northern neighbours and its sanctioned western neighbour iran.

>>76316433
this desu
https://www.reddit.com/r/Afghan/comments/3d3qga/do_afghans_identity_as_south_asian_central_asian/

Like, I have much more in common with iranians and tajikistanis and pashtuns in pakistan than anyone from the indian subcontinent, whether it's phenotype, languages, history etc.

Heck even here in canada, the indian groups (pakis/indians/bengalis) all intermingle with one another, desi pride or some shit but they treat afghans on the same tier as other foreigners.

>>76316514
they were a largely irrelevent shithole that was used as a way to get into india and it's resources.

>>76316555
In terms of geography I consider us south-central asian or simple central asian

>>76316558
Not going to bother arguing with somebody who is clearly historically illiterate, just look up at all the dynasties that sprang up from where afghanistan lies today (ancestors of pashtuns and tajiks and later on, turkic dynasties)

>>76316514
>'we're at the heart of asia and every surrounding country meddles'
literally this, we're defined by constant interference by two faced neighbours and greedy regional powers.

>>76316579

>Land so shitty they need to go elsewhere to make it

>>76316579
Oh just stop. The great game was literally played to keep russia out of india. Afghanistan was largely a buffer region between iran and india for most of it's history.

>>76316615
>wanting to live in a shithole when I can live in canada and get free white pussy
megalel

>>76316619
k
Both you and I know you're just trying to get a ruse out of me, unfortunately I am impervious.

>>76316645

>implying

Achmed we both know the only white pussy you get are fatties and degenerate druggies that'd suck a diseased cock for crack

>>76316645
>we wuz super relevant and shit.
The only reason why regional powers bothered with afghanistan was because it was a trade route and the frontier of two different civilisations.

>>76316680
I'm good looking and relatively successful, that's all that matters. Not sure if high school + undergrad + med school girls are fatties/degenerate druggies but hey, believe what you will.

>>76316708
so it was relevant?
Fking make up your mind dude. Its at the crossroads of asia, definitely alot more relevant alot of other nations out there.

>>76316722

You might be able to lie to your cousins back in Afghanistan but you aren't lying to me.

>>76316722
Is that what you tell yourself at night?

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>>76316680
Wh*te women have no standards, they'd fuck anything that moves

>>76316756
kek

>>76316757
double kek

>virgin salt

>>76316756
also a good number of my cousins are in europe (germany/netherlands), their facebook walls are littered with pictures of them at clubs with white girls, kek

>>76316758
I would rather have a chick that will take the pill later than a dumbass sanskaari woman who thinks that children are god's prasad.
>>76316755
It was a buffer zone full of mountain dwelling cut throats that occasionally chimped out and were put down by the persions or less frequently indians

>>76316758

The truth is that those girls are literally the trash and scum of western society. Shunned by family and friends and left in abusive relations

>>76316770
>lmao, I am so successful that I brag about my sex life on an anonymous international symposium.

refugee camp aides aren't your girlfriends achmed.

>Mithunda's will also be seen performing with the rest of the cast and will not be merely used as a judge to sit and laugh, since even he has a great comic sense

kek

>>76316410
>Nah, he went literally apeshit in Delhi.
Didn't he let the Delhi Muslim converts get away? He's not that bad desu.

>>76316755
kek it's just best to stop replying to these dalkhor shitskinned pajeets altogether

outside perspective: afghans are not south asian, I have only seen indians claim otherwise, culturally they're part of the iranian/turkic sphere, phenotypically they look either west asian or asiatic/turkic/mongoloid depending on ethnic group, historically they've been part of the iranian plateau, they are central asian or south-central asian

>>76316558
Afghans conquered India like four times

>>76316809
>children are god's prasad.
kek

>>76316855
I donno much about him to be honest, didn't he like make a hill out of ten thousand skulls in Delhi? Kinda hard to believe someone would actually go through all that trouble

>>76316755
>>76316889
>kek it's just best to stop replying
This

>>76316755
Not really. It's just that the (based) Turk's and other invaders had to subjugate Afghanistan every time they invaded India. Nothing more than just a foot path lad.

>mfw the poo in loos would literally shake in fear if they saw me irl

>>76316932
>india
punjab isn't india.

>>76316809
Kek touch up on your knowledge of history mate, u cant honestly be this cognitively crippled.

>>76316932
>Afghans conquered India like four times
And we discussed in the last thread that most of them were Turk's lmao

>>76316955
Sure thing, fruitcake

>>76316955
Well, indians are after all, very inferiority complexed towards anybody with their idealized phenotype (the idealized phenotype for indians is actually irano-afghan and west asian - not white contrary to popular belief).

>>76315441
Tamil anon please

>>76316968
>aktually afghanistan was super relevant, and the most relevant country in South Asia because it was invaded the most times.
>Also, we are central asians and white
kek

>>76316931
>Samurai-sans have an opinion on South Asia now
Okay, geez, fine I get it. I'll just make them Honorary Members, is that fine with everyone?

>>76316965
Nope, look they pretty much had the entirety of North India

>>76316972
>most of them were Turk's lmao
Mahmud Ghazni was a Turk, not the rest of them

>Sher Shah Suri
>Lodi Dynasty
>Durrani
>Ghurids
All Pashtuns

>>76316987
That's supposed to be a secret

>>76316968
just stop replying

>>76317023
hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

What is this poo assmad? Are you guys really this mad over being such beta docile manlets?

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>>76316555
>reddit

>xyz don't see themselves as South Asians
M80s, no one "sees" themselves as South Asians. They just technically happen to be South Asian because of geopolitics.
For example, what has Bhutan got in common with Pakistan? Both are as different as you can get but are still South Asian countries. It is as simple as that.

>>76317048
>I am so alpha I shitpost on 4chan
Guess you wouldn't be a mountain nigger if you didn't go muh dik every chance you get.

>>76316987
>the idealized phenotype for indians is actually irano-afghan and west asian - not white contrary to popular belief
>implying most Bollywood star's don't bleach their hair blonde

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>>76317071
Don't take leaf opinion seriously pajeet.We're here to shitpost

>>76316972
How are we defining Afghan? Afghan = Pashtun? Or Afghan = anybody from where afghanistan lies today?

If the former, plenty of dynasties invaded, looted, raped and pillaged india, if the latter then even more so as tons of dynasties sprung up in afghanistan that did the same thing as anybody who crossed the indus river did - invade/kill/rape/pillage/conquer/subjugate.
>>76317072
>not muh diking white girls
sorry that you're too ugly, pajeet, maybe in your next life you'll be reincarnated as something not subhuman looking

>>76301765
You can have sex or masturbate in ramadan. But you can also not to build up personal dicipline, which is what ramadan is about.

>>76317078
>implying most Bollywood star's don't bleach their hair blonde
They don't.

Indians want to look like Afghans and Kashmiris. Europeans are too different to be considered an ideal.

>>76317101
>I measure success by how many slags I lay.
sure thing achmet. Maybe some of them even peg your ass

>>76317116
>Indians want to look like Afghans and Kashmiris
In here it's different everyone wants to look korean

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>>76317045
>Lodi Dynasty
Afghans killed the Delhi Sultanate what are you on about. Turk's nearly had all of India before they went and fucked it up.
And Durrani and Sher Shah Suri never really 'conquered'. They pillaged.

>>76317133
What about the Madhesis?

>>76317116
Not really. No one wants to get shot by some idiotic redneck when they go abroad. Thankfully, I look more Southeast Asian.

>>76317161
Same as you

>>76317123
One of my gfs in undergrad wanted to do that once, I'm hairy as fuck from the waist down so she was telling me to shave it so it'd be easier and that she promised it'd be fun. I had to break it off with her because of this shit, now she dates some scrawny white guy who I know she's pegging, shits top kek

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>>76317189
>I'm hairy as fuck from the waist down

>>76316987
Yea dont know why these guys have such a problem.
>>76317023
Whether it was the invader or the invaded, the argument is whether it is relevant, so in gonna take that as a yes.

>>76316972
Mahmud was turk and more importantly a muslim, whats wrong with this. Afghan in its traditional sense is historically synonymous with pashtun. Turkmens, uzbeks, tajiks and hazara all identify as such regardless of ethnic affiliation. Your eurocentric nationalism doesnt apply in this part of the world alhamdullilah.

Anyway off to tarawih salam brothers.

>>76317101
>How are we defining Afghan? Afghan = Pashtun?
I mean that's how Afghans define it themselves.
>If the former, plenty of dynasties invaded, looted, raped and pillaged india
India isn't a behemoth tho. The only ones who really conquered India were the Turk's and Brit's.

>>76317204
It's not my fault, neither of my parents are hairy, neither is my brother, what the fuck happened in my case

>>76317234
It's because you're meant to be gay anon.Ditch your 3D whore and embrace trap meme anon.

>>76317234
maybe the recessive alleles kicked in. Same thing happened to my mother. Everyone in her family was manlets and she is 5'8

>>76317234
I'm just curious why you know that your parents and your brother aren't hairy below the waist.

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>>76317234
also if anybody here is ever considering going into medicine or healthcare (like 90% of pajeets want to do here in canada), stay the fuck away, I am literally sleep deprived af riding the fucking bus right now to the hospital where I have to follow some cuck doctor around for half the day before I have to go to classes and meet with keeners type A fags

getting chewed out by fucking laqueesha because of her own mistakes and not being able too say shit back is too cucked

>>76317264
>tfw parents are both 5'8
>tfw 6'0
must be the 1st world nutrition

>>76317316
come on, that's just rude.

>>76317316
well, I meant legs basically

>>76317211
>Mahmud was turk and more importantly a muslim,
That's what I meant.
>Your eurocentric nationalism doesnt apply in this part of the world alhamdullilah.
But I'm literally defining Afghan how the rest of you do lol >>76316555

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>>76317154
I'll slap you till your cheeks bleed, faggot. Durrani fought what was the largest battle of the medieval era and made India a de facto vassal by setting up a puppet Emperor.

Yea, if you look at the map you'll see that the green covers all of North India. This region is what was called 'Hindustan'.

Sher Shah Suri built a highway from Bangladesh to Pakistan, wtf are you on about?

>>76317168
Afghans/Kashmiris kinda blend in, it's Indians who get mistaken for arabs and get their shit rekt

>>76317189
>>76317204
>>76317234
>tfw no body hair on back
>tfw no hair on feet or hands
>tfw minimal hair on chest and stomach
>tfw adequate hair on arms and legs
Feels good, brah, I'm a fucking Ubermensch if you go by density of body hair

>>76317226
Lying piece of shit

>>76317264
>5'8
That's manlet tier, brah. Where are you from in India?

>>76317316
>mfw

>>76317168
>Not really. No one wants to get shot by some idiotic redneck when they go abroad. Thankfully, I look more Southeast Asian.
kek americans literally think muslim = sikh/indian

feels good to blend in, 'white' privilege :^)

>>76317323
eh, not really. I am 6'3 and my dad's 6'2. Basically if you are smart about your nutrition in india you can generally live well. Of course in a few years modi kaka will make vegetarianism compulsory and make us scrawnly manlets again.
>>76317323
>mfw Petroleum engineer
>going to houston and doing coke with friends from college.
wacky fun times. The work is dangerous though.

>>76317359
>That's manlet tier, brah. Where are you from in India?
hey dumbass. 5'8 is a pretty decent height for a girl.

>>76317418
I wish I did computer engineering at waterloo, my brother did that shit and he works at a company which gives him gourmet meals erryday, days off, work from home etc.

whatever this med shit will pay off in a few years, I'll literally work 1-2 days a week and still make bank, it's all I look forward to now

>>76317413
Stop it abdul.You aren't white stop being deluded.

/fighting general/?

>>76317464
What doctor are you planning on being?
I had a relationship with a girl who was doing biology and wanted to be a biochemist and work at a pharmaceutical.