Megan edition
/balt/
i just walked 5 miles home from work
my feet hurt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmGVIvf8Q6s
>>76294783
Kys
My BMI is 19.6 btw.
At least I'm pretty sure that Dan "Hold Her Tighter, She's a Biter" Schnider doesn't like teenage boys, so Drake and Josh weren't molested like Miranda.
help
why is pizza not a common breakfast?
it has practically all the iconic ingredients of a standard breakfast
>>76294800
Did you ever find a way to the anime convention? :/
>>76294783
good post
>>76294843
fuck you mikoto you traitor
*dies from the heat*
>>76294868
nope
>>76294843
Whats goin on here
>>76294835
Actually mirandas career shriveled up because she held out and wouldnt let dan have his way with her
>>76294917
Is there one nearer by this summer that you could go to?
>>76294918
not a fan of that phenotype
>>76294942
probably but i wouldn't bother
the big appeal to me was how big AX is
some smaller convention wouldn't be the same
>>76294891
>it thinks im mikoto
fuck off pissthuanian
>>76294918
fucking tree went through the lad
more mexicans should come to /cum/ and unite with the spanish
>>76294966
I am, a lot. A lot of a lot
>>76294985
N-next year? I'll go with u
Texting the girl today
>>76294985
you should go to AX and meet with the anon thats planning on heading there too from out of state
>>76294690
*dabs*
>Drumpfkins want to deport this
>>76295049
>>76295044
more into weirdos like this
>>76295044
probably will go next year
>>76295055
waited too long to buy plane tickets and they went up over $100 and I can't afford to go anymore
everything fell through so I'm shit out of luck
>texting in 2017 when there's Steam
*sacks rome*
>redheads
Poor form
>>76295138
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
*turns into Mount Vesuvius and blows up Pompeii*
>>76295097
greyhound.. loads cheaper
>eth down $30 again
STOP
$40 now
thoughts?
Who else /keepsgettingrejectedfromjobs/ here
>>76295237
wheres runescape, pleb?
>>76295075
>>76295237
Still awaiting another Star Wars MMO
>>76295264
never consider games minorities are into
>>76295203
>66 hours
I'd rather pay extra for plane
>>76295256
ME
E
had a gf dream
>>76295292
theres electric outlets nad free wifi on them
What does /cum/ think of Robert Kiyosaki?
I'm reading Rich Dad Poor Dad right now.
>>76295292
Except you can't afford it
Kek
>>76295283
then why did you include WoW and GW
>>76294783
>non-bare feet
pleb tier taste
>>76295351
imagine that 40% of runescape players are minorities
and 20% of wow players are minorities
there has to be a threshold if we are to have any order in this decrepit world!!!!
>feetfags
*dabs respectfully in your direction*
>>76295266
>>76295075
actually all the qts are allowed to stay but they have to be 8/10 females or 10/10 males to qualify
>>76295423
>20% of wow players are minorities
what the heck I left for one hour and now the thread it totally gay
*turns into julius caesar and blows up pompey*
>>76295486
no one cares about what you've experienced on west coast servers, commiefornia
*attacks you*
>>76295423
The 20 percent minority are americans
>>76295505
not totally m8
runescape players are white
>>76295571
how many webms of this girl are there?
Runescape 3 sucks ass
>>76295632
three afaik
the state of "old school" runescape
glad i moved out of arizona
>>76295656
Agreed
>>76295723
wtf post em already
*runs one tab of Chrome and OSRS*
*internal CPU temps skyrocket*
ah yes, summer
>>76295632
>>76295723
I think I have 4
>chrome
>>76296027
post it pls
>girls
>on steam
>>76296115
WHY IS IT SO HOT HERE?!?! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
*bursts into flames*
Just posting all of them because I don't know which is which.
Hate her upper half
>>76296234
>>76296192
is this how the average american girl dresses nowadays?
>>76296134
>he doesnt add every girl he gets into a game with
>>76296192
o I already had that one desu
>>76296321
What about these?
>>76296234
>>76296293
>>76296295
I wouldn't know, I don't go outside.
*creaks open blinds on windows and nearly goes blind*
>>76296249
she looks like a cunt, but her legs are goddamn heavenly
kill all danes
>>76296544
psh, go ahead and try, kid
>>76296366
just counted and i already had all four heheh
just did a shave
>>76296598
i'm already done
>>76296599
oh wow fuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4H68N1vMuU
*rapid typing noises*
Im in
>>76296882
give me 10 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVLOQB5kGGw
Argentina is white.
>>76296794
what is the story behind this man
>>76296908
Dummy
>>76296912
schizophrenia
>Dummy
*/cum/s*
I've got three (3) interviews next week. Hope my perfect streak of being rejected every time ends now.
feeling a bit tired desu
>>76296912
He's also obsessed with Karen Carpenter.
>>76297030
What are you like irl
>>76296599
>all four
There's a fifth. Want me to post it?
We are a nation of savages.
>>76296910
Of course, my fellow Argentinean
>>76297156
A Canadian
>>76297190
y-yes
>interview on the 11th goes well and they say they'll take me on
>send email 15th saying i'm ready to start work ASAP
>HR manager asks for confirmation to start monday the 19th
>reply 2 hours later confirming
>replies 1 hour later saying i took too long to reply
>tells me im going to start wednesday or thursday
>reply saying okay
>today is tuesday (its been 4 days)
>no reply
>mfw
what do
Wtf I love tom brady now
>>76296908
And your other keyboard!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZcPN9d1nt8
just finished Warcraft Chronicle #2
it was alright, drawing more inspiration in knowing what to eliminate from the lore when creating a Bannerlord mod
>>76294690
Kinda funny how that turned out
Then
>Drake is Chad
>Josh is loser
Now
>Josh is Chad
>Drake is loser
>that emotion when lacking a female romantic interest
>>76297368
Win the lottery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxNx2ltsstE
I love you, too
>>76297594
Same
>>76297580
drake is doing okay
>>76297580
Josh is Jew.
They take care of their own.
>>76295096
Is this the bitch from iZombie?
>>76297839
yea
>>76298086
She a hoe. Have you watched all of season 2?
I just learned the actors who played Zack and Cody were born in Italy.
Weird stuff.
>>76297594
isn't it more the case that females are lacking romantic interest in you?
>>76298173
Daniel Tosh was born in Germany
>>76298201
can you fuck off you ugly dickhead
>>76298172
yeah, then lost interest with season 3 because the "politics" turned into True Blood tier bullshit like the American Vampire League and the original vamper blood spewin' bullshit
I got distracted half way through second season and never finished. Is last half of S2 good at least?
>>76297368
try to find meaningful employment
unless you have no other option, these people are obviously not worth your time
>is a children's television show """""good"""""
>"A boy raised by a beta is not taught social dominance, or how to protect himself physically or mentally."
wow thanks dad
>>76298389
Miranda gets hotter each season
Keep watching
>abusing the quotation mark
smfh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOJtqENVX7A
wtf I want to live in Alaska now
>"abusing the quotation mark"
i recently learned that (((()))) implied something about jews
now i don't know about """"""""""
>>76293811
bewb.
don't fucking quote me, canada
>>76296192
>sturgis
stupid whore
>>76298173
pewdiepie was born in sweden
*snorts*
>>76299206
Woah
>>76299107
exessive quotation marks are meant to imply a lack of trust or integrity
Ahaha. You think that by telling me not to quote you, you can trick my into quoting you. You are wrong.
canada is """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""good""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
just waiting for someone to reply my insult.....
>>76299685
thanks canada, i like you.
ADOODEEBLOOBAAAA
>>76299462
kamelåså?
Ryan,
I apologize for the lengthy delay.
I wanted to thank you very much for coming in to meet with Jamie and I, we very much enjoyed meeting you.
I did want to let you know that we have offered the position to another applicant, our decision was very difficult which is what took us so long to get back to you.
I wish you all the best, with your passion I am certain that you will be very successive in whatever you choose to pursue.
Kind regards
i want to cry
>>76299847
what was the job for?
who the fuck writes a rejection letter like that wtf
>>76299879
pseudo government organization that does statistic about engineers
>>76299933
dont be a pussy get a real job like earth tilling or turkish oil wrestling
>>76300057
thhanxs
*kills otto warmbier*
>>76300281
its to late
>>76299847
>you will be very successive in whatever you choose to pursue
Dodged a bullet there, don't want to work under a person who cant english
*too
>>76300305
*it's *too late*.
>>76300096
*twitches*
*Kills
*Twitches
>>76299967
>Yeast levened muffins
One of the first things you should do is join a gym, exercise is great for staving off depression and increasing personal confidence.
I know if you’re feeling particularly low that this may seem quite scary, but it is necessary. Exercise is one of the basic building
blocks necessary to fuel all other forms of self-enhancement, as is reading.
>>76300507
i'm very insecured because there's tons of stacies and chads
Take one step at a time, do not fret over the slowness of your self-improvement. Frustration will only serve to undo your progress, inspiring
unwelcome regression. For someone in a position such as yours, it is a wonder you are even improving at all.
>>76300305
>>76300415
gone to soon
>>76300553
We are all going to make it, Daneon.
My mom is tryna kill me buds
I shat 6 times before lunch, and then for lunch she made curry and beans and now she's getting kebab
Gonna break 10 shits today for sure
>>76300805
so what the fuck are you in the bathroom the entire fucking day?
>>76300805
do...do you have dysentery?
>>76300891
I might die desu
>>76300855
Pretty much
I believe everything Alex jones says
apustaja
>>76300805
im on my 4th shit of the day. the first one were really long and the recent ones were lumpy and mushie
>>76301536
that website is crazy haha
>>76300805
Highly doubt you're even in Spain
First you said you went with your class to morocco and now suddenly your mom is with you and instead of eating out she's cooking and you're posting here instead of enjoying the cunt
makes no sense
Imagine a captcha-less 4chan experience
>>76301536
How do we fix 4chan?
>>76301536
Do people really not even know what goatse is?
Fucking sheltered, internet illiterate bubbled twats
>>76301637
SHILL
>>76301637
>implying Japmoot would ever not be a sell out
im a failure
I'm a Winner.
do re mi fa so la ti do ti la so fa mi re do
My voice is beautiful.
I'm inbetween a failure and a winner
i have some good qualities
Thanks alot guys
What ever happened to Lorde
>>76302038
Did you not hear her new album?
>>76302038
She became my gf and lives with me in my castle.
hello would you like fries with that? - me summer, 2017
at least im volunteering at the museum this summer, that's pretty cool, i get to play with rocks a bit...
>>76302094
wtf?!
i like you more now! invite me to your castle!
>>76302089
completely forgot she existed until now
>>76302094
she's not even that qt m8
>>76302150
fuck off
>>76302214
Her album dropped a few days ago
It's ok
someone here tells me to invest in Pajeetcoin. spend $4000 on PJC. what now? when will moon? i refresh every 10 minutes to see that its dropped lower in price
>>76302279
found a duplicate of this post
>>76302362
is /biz/ meme, but serious when will moon?
Got more than enough romantic interest in myself 2bqh
And I almost always get along with myself
Reminder that the stock/crypto market is an illuminati invention to part fools from their wages.
>cryptocurrency
stop that
How come I made money then? I fooled Eloomynatzy?
>>76302478
The real key to prosperity is learning to use the judicial system to force others to give you money in bulk amounts for as little labor as possible
>>76302525
They give a cenitmeter to take a kilometer.
>>76302611
Slip and fall?
Hot coffee from McDonalds fall on your lap?
Never work again goy!
>>76302673
Kek, I received more than a cm worth of wealth from crypto kid
>>76302699
>"I can beat them at their own game, just watch."
RIP
>he invests in cryptocurrencies
Fraud idea: put the wet floor sign back in the closet, then go back and fall
Only a margin of my wealth is in cryptos, the majority is in mutual funds, but you'd have to be either a decrepit skeleton of a baby boomer or a retard not to be investing in crypto right now, there is tons of money flying about
Fraud idea: throw a couple beers in the window of the Mercedes you jump in front of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>speculating == investing
*sharts*
Fraud idea: create a cryptocurrency
>>76302907
fucking asshole i was going to make that post
the gf
Genuine tort?
Claim for only a few tens of thousands?
We'll keep on throwing lawyers at our genuine responsibility until a judge gets the shits and decides in your favour and you get millions in costs!
Hot
Financially illiterate poorfag
>>76302891
Hello fellow zillionaire, enjoy the ETH dip earlier?
>>76303000
>tfw no black widow rapist gf
>>76303013
No, not really
Since cryptocurrencies are available across the globe and generally redeemed for the currency or goods of the country the user is located in, isn't there essentially an enormous amount of tax evasion involved?
I mean there are millions worth of value floating out of the US, if you wanted to do that with USD it would be heavily taxed.
runescape gold is my crypto
Keep telling yourself that throwing your money away on cryptos is actually a good idea
>>76303124
t. irs
>>76303087
Have faith, I'm waiting for a BTC dip to buy in because I'm not sure what will happen during the fork and if it moons I don't want to miss out
>>76303124
Yes a shitload, but only the US of gay taxes it
>all these ass blasted no coiners
>>76303124
Shoo
Reminder that if you invested 1000 dollars in BTC in 2011 you would be a multi millionaire today
huh, what a fucking scam, rather wage slave for Shekelstein
no one asked you to come here talking about your fag cryptos every day fag
>>76303184
dip to what? 2k?
Every tech company outside of the big four and the silicon valley start ups are inverting to Ireland and Duetsche Bank
Stop >>>/biz/ posting
>no coiners during the coming market collapse
b-but s-slow and steady wins the race! I-i'll just retire at 75 instead of 67 then..
I mean I'm just saying, your "multi-million dollar" crypto-USD conversion is potentially a pretty large prison sentence if you get caught not paying taxes on it.
Everything posted in this thread is a lie
>>76303266
so it's too late
>>76301622
?
I was in morocco over the weekend
How do nocoiners react when they read this?
>>76303404
*forgets the password*
>>76303287
>dip to what? 2k?
That would be a solid dip, especially with many believing it will reach 100k one day
>>76303404
>selling companies
Well shieet, I'll just sell a few of my companies and become rich myself.
>>76303404
what do you think happens now that everyone on the internet reads these articles and starts buying these?
>>76303404
I wouldn't know.
>>76303340
I don't really believe anything posted here anyways
All remaining US tech companies are converting to service based products
Why is it that the only thing The US can do is service?
>>76303481
They either jump on board the nocoiner butthurt train and hope for it's demise or invest and sell once it dips slightly and lose a bunch of money
Either way they are fucked because they don't have faith and they don't understand it
>>76303404
>selling multiple companies
>$1m
What is he selling Moe's mobile detailing service "Since 2016"
*eats you*
They live
We sleep
just going to filter all coin posts
Going to filter everyone named Anonymous.
>>76303550
Maybe you'll be an Indian in the next life
>>76303550
It's the meme now, RIP secondary industries.
>>76303550
This is a pretty broad question.
But fuck that. The queue is backing up. Hop on the phones, tech service. Grandma can't figure out her new smart phone
going to filter everyone
Going to close this tab and hide the thread
the filter is getting massive
{()}
Wish someone would filter the remainder of my life
someone say something edgy so i can fedora post please
I would recomend adding these to all of your filters filename sections
/^IMG_7764\.png$/
/^IMG_7764\.png$/
/^QOtGh1D\.jpg$/
/^1431106476367\.gif$/
/^IMG_2151\.png$/
/^IMG_2135\.png$/
/^IMG_2176\.png$/
/^IMG_2181\.png$/
/^IMG_2191\.png$/
/^IMG_2119 2\.png$/
/^IMG_2156\.png$/
/^IMG_2161\.jpg$/
/^FullSizeRender 31\.jpg$/
/^1B8vgOg\.jpg$/
/^1452546580001\.png$/
/^1442173248258\.jpg$/
/^IMG_2177\.png$/
/^1467780138194\.gif$/
/^__hakurei_reimu_and_yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_hutomomo_syobou__3d45b3cebe81b70dd54d9d92b7face5a\.jpg$/
/^\(you\)\.gif$/
/^file\.png$/
/^1474889407943\.png$/
/^1497820440896\.jpg$/
/^1497203419875\.png$/
/^1497203419875\.png$/
/^IMG_6292\.gif$/
/^1458449521599\.png$/
/^1492038910636\.png$/
/^1474553536960\.png$/
>>76303711
Product based transactions are on the decline because it takes had work to make sure customers come back.
X as a service is laziest and least inspiring model.
Filtering all white males
Shan't be investing in cryptos
>>76303823
>filtering by filename instead of MD5
>>76303894
I dont even know what that is
>>76303872
to be honest I'm glad to hear this. It's fairly sadistic especially given the telecommunication model of ripping off the customer until they complain
>he didn't filter my pics
Good lad
my dad says the market will correct itself soon. he also predicted the 2008 crash. yes he works for nintendo as well
>>76303823
>tfw none of those are mine
Who else here /good poster/?
>>76304051
here.
>>76304051
they are largely footkraut
>>76303937
It's the cryptographic hash of the file. Basically means you're filtering the image itself instead of the filename.
>>76301637
I dont have to
>>76304090
how do I do this
>>76304049
Your dad sounds awesome anon
>>76304129
using 4chan X
>people unironically go to university to get a sales job
>4chan X
Which candian city is the coolest place to visit for a summer vacation?
I don't like clubbing, but I like museums and big cities.
>>76303980
>>76304051
Filtering you
>>76304182
fug wasted time filtering a shitty way. Will do this from now on.
>>76303823
What are these?
>>76304153
he's a /biz/whiz but useless otherwise
failing my high school calculus exam, thus losing my acceptance to university was the greatest decision I ever made
Finishing up the day with 11 poops
>>76304270
shitty images you and fk has posted mainly
>>76304243
>Big Cities
>Museums
Montreal or Toronto then. Ottawa has a lot of museums but is a small city.
Holy fuck I hate hipsters and hippies. Fucking carpet bomb Toronto.
>>76304308
I dont post shitty images
*continues to be hip while living in Toronto*
>public bans don't exist anymore
>Holy fuck I hate hipsters and hippies. Fucking carpet bomb Toronto.
>>76304415
You see them on occassion
Think I saw one on /a/ last week
>>76304388
extremely wrong and very bad post
>>76304453
>>76304453
>>76304453
NEEEEEEW
>>76304458
Tell brady to keep it in his pants so images like this aren't made in the first place
Dont shoot the messenger :^)
>>76304461
Real new
>>76304415
Just look at this https://www.4chan.org/bans
>banned on /b/ for get/dubs posting
wtf is that?
Don't post in spain thread plz
>>76304523
>not reading the rules
you should be b& too
>be me
>watching refugee snap chat thing
>few people are shown
>largest registry thing is full of males
they can't hide this shit no matter how hard they try