phonepost edition
IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CAT ONE MORE TIME
I will HEEM anyone who lives in Seattle, Portland, or San Francisco.
Hey bitches
it honestly looks so ugly
Sinaloa with the shit taste again
This is a fun gif
>>76275359
kys my ass, cultist
>>76275395
It's Nintendo post-90's, what did you expect?
Gaybois welcome
>>76275406
the inbetween years, always so awkward
>>76275404
>>76275413
nah the artstyle is just bad
Zelda looked fuckin gorgeus.
>>76275413
>implying early 2000s nintendo was magical
>video games
I remember when I was 12
>tfw I wont be able to get this until I come back to the states next year
goddamn it looks so fun
>>76275461
>>video games
>tfw there are children in this world raised by baby boomers who think video games are toy-like in nature and only attributed to children
>>76275455
Wasn't*
>>76275442
Quaint to soulless. This isn't something you should strive for. It'd be like bulldozing Prague to the ground and building some generic skyscrapers in it's place
you could copy and paste any random sentence that Nick Land has ever written and it would make a decent shitpost
>>76275485
literally who?
*1 UP*
YAHOO
*BING*
ITSA ME MARIO
>>76275497
accelerationist NRx meme man
>>76275497
Shutting-down your identity requires a voyage out to K-space interzone. Zootic affectivity flatlines across a smooth cata-tension plateau and into simulated subversions of the near future, scorched vivid green by alien sex and war. You are drawn into the dripping depths of the net, where dynamic-ice security forces and K-guerillas stalk each other through labyrinthine erogenous zones, tangled in diseased elaborations of desire.
>>76275482
Kek, don't let the blue sky and green fool you, it was a dump filled with shoddily made shit. Dont even dare compare it to Prague
>>76275481
early 2000s Nintendo wasnt magical, current Nintendo is best Nintendo since the 64.
t. ninty fanboy
>>76275512
speak english
>t. ninty fanboy
>>76275442
So this is the power of unchecked capitalism
Neoconservatism junks palaeorevolutionism because it understands that postmodern or climaxed-cynicism capital is saturated by critique, and that it merely clocks-up theoretical antagonism as inconsequential redundancy. Communist iconography has become raw material for the advertising industry, and denunciations of the spectacle sell interactive multimedia. The left degenerates into securocratic collaboration with pseudo-organic unities of self, family, community, nation, with their defensive strategies of repression, projection, denial, censorship, exclusion, and restriction. The real danger comes from elsewhere.
>>76275442
Forgot a panel there.
Received a filtered (you)
>>76275562
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Land
chinese cyberpunk dystopia soon
Today I will remind them
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutter_oil
China hasn't been communist since Mao died. They've been authoritarian capitalists.
Prove me wrong.
Haven't heard anyone proclaim that like it made them smart since middle school
It's a phrase you need to know by heart when you live around leftists who use China as an example of communism working.
commies should be put in gas chambers
>really love Civilization VI
>look up some youtube videos about tips and tricks etc
>end up watching a 4.5 hour tier list where the guy tears apart the mechanics and meta of the game and talks about why all my favorite Civs are actually Tier 5
>hate the game now
Why is it like this
>>76275624
They have only reverted back into state-capitalism temporarily so that they will be able to advance to the historical stage in which socialism can occur. China is accelerationist.
Okay goodnight, maybe I'll have a nice dream again
Unironically think we should seize the means of production
China will never go back to being truly socialist.
>>76275678
Time to be gassed tbqh honestly
MY NECK WORTH A KILO I FEEL LIKE SUB ZERO MY BITCHES IS EMO MY SHIRT WEIGHS A KILO
China will merge man and machine. Communism cannot occur with pure human nature but with trans-humanism, China will become a true and functional communist state by changing humanity
You noobs are fucking losers
>>76275678
This
Lots of posts without replies, sad!
I don't like communism but I believe that it's inevitable if automation continues.
>>76275729
1v1 me in the wildy, scrub
>>76275743
BET the pizza goes straight to her ass
Goodnight /cum/
>>76275743
I would just bury my face in there
>>76275753
you say that like its a bad thing
>>76275746
there is another way but you might not like it
>>76275759
ok king arthur
Gonna stop masturbating until I get my fleshlight in the mail so that I can edge with it to degenerate porn lads
>>76275716
now THIS is a theory
>>76275769
that sounds very fun
though judging by your pic we have very different tastes in degenerate porn
>>76275769
What kind did you buy? Where and how much was it?
I've been thinking about getting one
>>76275804
i bought one like 6 years ago and haven't felt like buying lube since so it's gathering dust
though i hope there's no mold or some shit growing in there
anyways it made me realize that there's no point to prostitution
Pedophile is pronounced pee doh file
>>76275817
This is correct.
You don't pronounce it Peh-dee-atrician
>>76275817
Nah its pedo like eh
>>76275834
Maybe if you're an esl retard
>>76275842
what does counterstrike have to do with anything
>>76275842
What, i have always been told it's that way
Staying with the grandpa for a week to comfort him after grandma died
He doesn't like my waking up at 2 pm and doing nothing all day.
>>76275871
How do you pronounce the "Ped" in Pediatrician?
https://youtu.be/AV7QjFdNkUk
>>76275878
Peed
>>76275884
this better be good
>>76275804
A zemalia fleshlight for $16 from amazon
Not sure how it compares to pricier shit like the fleshlight branded stuff but their products seem pretty well-received
>>76275878
Huh. Weird.
>>76275886
Pooed
>>76275886
So why would it be pronounced differently in Pedophile?
/cum/? more like /u/
>>76275931
If only. Girls falling in love with each other is my favorite thing
>>76275884
it was nice
whats it from
>>76275931
Sakura trick is the OFFICIALLY endorsed anime of /cum/
>>76275936
>I need more lebensraum for the metis people!
>>76275919
I am not sure
i'm drinking some local made vodka and it's bretty gud
Would Spain Spanish or Mexico Spanish be more useful in Canada?
>>76275996
>vodka
>good
I drink it to, but I've only ever drank it for the sole purpose of getting drunk. Vodka alone taste horrid.
>>76276004
agree, i've mixed it with a lot of different stuff still tastes like shit
>>76275999
for my area, mexican. a lot of the offshore workers on the farms are from latin america
>>76275999
learn Latin American Spanish
the only real difference that matters in Vosotros which is only used in Spain and you can easily just add that if you need it
also, Spain has a gay accent
Would you save a Coptic qt from Arab oppressors, learn Coptic, and then raise your children with Coptic as their first language?
>>76275973
Zankyou no terror
>>76275957
Yuri is kinda boring when its the main centerblock of a series
>>76276015
Vodka and lemonade is what I usually do. Might sound a bit faggy but it's pretty good
>>76276037
Yuri is the best. Can't wait for this anime to premier.
>>76276025
>Spain has a gay accent
Why are you shting on Sthpain? Their akthent ithn't that bad.
my spanish prof taught us vosotros conjugation but I still have no idea when we're supposed to use it in conversation
>>76276037
fucking nips what the fuck is this shit you cant just anime 9 11 like that what fuck
>tfw post-workout pump
>>76276051
>NTR
hmm.
>>76276056
its like nosotros
>>76276057
reminds me more of Die Hard desu
Spanish is boring as fuck tbqh
>>76276034
Does anyone here like Melanie Martinez?
>>76276086
My ex girlfriend liked her so I can't stand her
>>76276074
nosotros is us(inclduding the speaker)
vos is like you(plural), but its different somehow than Se (plural)
>>76276081
Tru
>>76275816
why not use saliva?
>>76276086
>google her
>two-toned hair
>electropop
>music about body image
I'll go out on a limb and guess no
mistakes were made
>>76276097
i dont speak with iberians
only centros
there arent even any chis here, onlt central americans
>>76276072
Its good, trust me
why do you need lube to to masturbate or use a fleshlight?
>>76276133
Because of the Jews.
>>76276127
Is it time we start lynching cucks like we did with negros like in the good ol' days?
>>76276119
nah
Having a pet dog is great, it's like an autonomous trashcan that takes itself out
>>76276133
masturbation is completely different from sticking your dick into an unlubed orifice
>>76276159
i was thinking because of circumcision
Preparing for the singularity and/or nuclear winter, partners
What else could ever be this comfy?
>>76276171
i think most cut dudes can masturbate without lube comfortably
- Read more. Try to read the important books (Tolstoy, Dante, Bible, Borges), but at the very least read entertaining garbage to keep up the practice of reading. The more you do it the more enjoyable it gets.
- Listen to Jordan Peterson's podcasts.
- Do weed, but only in moderation unless you are sure you can handle it. It's loads of fun but it can also turn you into a lazy sack of shit.
- Get an online dating profile and start that shit up now.
- Go running daily. Lift weights.
- Learn how to cook. Be mindful of what you eat. Eating out = expensive and it makes you lazy.
- Don't play too many video games. About two hours a week is fine.
- Study something you are interested in. Don't just pick a major based on what you think will earn you cash. That only leads to wageslavery.
- Don't be in a rush to leave college. You'll be working the rest of your life.
- Side note to the above two points: student debt is a real thing. Think carefully about how long it will take to pay back any loans you take out. If possible, go to a cheaper school over a more expensive school unless you have a very specific reason to go for the more expensive school.
- Friends are important.
- Go to church. If you aren't getting anything out of it after two sessions find a new church. A good church is an antidote to the depressing hedonistic blame game that the rest of the world plays because they think it's the only game in town.
- Travel. The world is much bigger than you think it is.
- If you want to learn a creative hobby like drawing,music, or writing, then start it TODAY.
- Master one subject of your choosing. The world doesn't reward generalists, it rewards specialists. That said, keep a few other side hobbies too to relax with (just don't focus on them to the same degree as the thing you choose as your specialty).
- If you get depressed then see a therapist. It helps to have someone to talk with who isn't a family member.
- Be nice to people. Not for their sake, but for yours.
I'm 31
I've had sex with a girl who had a dry pussy
She told me it hurts unless she uses lube
>>76276172
How do you "prepare" for the singularity? Is that like Skynet?
>>76276117
Most of her songs aren't about that. This is the one I'm currently listening to, in case you or anyone else wants to give her a chance :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2N_-TJUE_w
>>76276212
I already lift and study.
>go to church
fucking dropped. Christianity is faggots.
>>76276241
dude hes 31
Going to church has scientifically been proven to be good for your mental AND physical health.
>>76276241
>>76276247
This. Kys grandpa.
>>76276218
Think about death, possible meaning of life, make peace with a creator
you guys are assholes. why cant you be more like tumblr. why can't /cum/ be a hugbox.
>>76276247
So he's basically a grandpa? I guess that explains the chr*st shilling.
hope i kill myself before im 30
>>76276266
we /beasts/ here
>>76276266
>expecting a hugbox on 4chan
may as well expect a happy ending when poking a hornet's nest.
>>76276300
nigga
>>76276266
Just have a hardened heart
Fucking hate anyone over 25
I'm almost 20, can't believe I'm already this old. I've been young my whole life, what the fuck changed
>tfw still bad at guitar hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9ha82_oh4k
Is there even such a thing as a dry pussy?
>>76276339
All women aged 50+
>its past midnight
FUCK YES I'M 18. OFFICIALLY allowed to post on 4chan now.
>>76276330
You're going to be the most miserable old man, faggot
>>76276357
You were born at midnight?
>>76276330
im going to turn 21 soon and it scares me
i was at the dentist today and i listened to this this guy check in who i thought looked 30ish but he was fucking 25
worked in a bank, poor fitting shit, short hair cut, bit too much fat but not overweight, talked college football for 15 minutes, has great career prospects
its horrifying for some reason
maybe someday I'll be able to play cliffs of dover on anything above medium
>>76276339
yes, it happens when women see you
>>76276381
made me chuckle
>>76276339
It mostly happens to old women but sometimes happens to young ones too
hey motherfuckers
i am so good
>>76276330
It only gets faster and faster each year
Yeah I'm turning 24 this year. It's surreal, I can't even believe I became an adult so quickly. I remember being 15 like it was yesterday
>>76276330
That's funny, because I am the exact opposite. I hate anyone under 25.
get out newfags GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>76276322
why you love me
>>76276381
mean!
but probably true..
>>76276368
I don't know what time I was born. Feels good though, I'm an adult now. I-I just have to lose my virginity before 20
When's the last time you went to the theaters, buds? I'm going this Friday.
>>76276436
little baby kiddo child
>>76276412
I am completely indifferent to you
*leaves /cum/ thread*
>>76276437
Late 2015.
I don't like movies.
>>76276437
normie friends want to see WW
I lied & told em I already saw it
>>76276421
>animeposting
>"probably"
>>76276436
Get off of this website right now. If you want to lose your virginity the best thing you can do is leave 4chan forever.
>>76276437
went and saw wonderwoman with a friend last week
>>76276449
gay nigga punk
>When pronouncing the word "Mirror", bend your tongue and pronounce the word "Miru"
>>76276453
>I lied & told em I already saw it
devilish
>>76276421
im joking anon, im sure you are handsome and any girl would be lucky to have you
AM I GOING TO WORK AND AN OFFICE AND TALK ABOUT COLLEGE FOOTBALL IN FOUR YEARS
>>76276477
me on the left
>>76276456
Don't listen to this fag, frogposting will net you so much pussy you'll get sick and tired of it in no time at all.
>>76276481
you might as well just kys 2bh
>Don't listen to this fag, frogposting will net you so much pussy you'll get sick and tired of it in no time at all.
>>76276472
Make me?
>>76276494
i need to
i need to drown myself
If you have a gf, seriously how did you get one? I can't understand how you get one. I talk to girls but none seem interested
>I talk to girls
NORMIES >>>/out/
>>76276506
Brag about the size of you dick.
my dick is 12 cm
>>76276503
me too. occasionally I freak out and panic because aging is inevitable and I really really don't want to. I have like 10 years of good life left, if that
>>76276534
i have these thoughts everyday
its horror
>>76276506
Met mine in college classes in my senior year. I just kept making an effort to talk because I thought she was really cute and eventually we started hanging out and studying together. All started because she complimented my jagr sweater.
>>76276506
just be yourself
oh its so unbearable
ugh oh awh what a horrifying existence 'tis
>>76276548
*walks towards you*
if i kill myself right now i still be categorize as a youth suicide because they count everything under 21 as youth for suicide statistics
>>76276555
tfw no women in higher mathematics
>>76276555
So basically it just comes down to getting lucky
I want to be assassinated someday.
>>76276573
may as well get it over with now. You don't want to get too old to kys than it'll just be a regular suicide
>>76276051
Fuck this manga.
>>76276578
100%, I don't know how to talk about a lot of stuff, but because hockey was mentioned it got off on the right foot.
Getting assassinated is a sign of success.
No one assassinates losers.
I'm a little bored.
They would be kind enough to give me a test to know in which city of Canada I should live
>>76276592
i want to drown myself with another person ideally and during a storm
>>76276629
*assassinates you*
Bush was a good president.
do girls really do this?
open borders for israel
>>76276629
>>76276638
badass
I've been having the nastiest shits all week
who tf up
>he doesn't have serious emotional problems
>he doesn't have deep feelings of apathy
>he actually gets sentimental about things
stole liquor from my little brother
My dad said he is so proud of me. First time ever, feels good.
I'm going to cry when Brian Wilson dies.
Or maybe not, but wont be happy.
>>76276714
it will be a sad day
>>76276693
ayo lil nigga
get CRUNK
>>76276710
tfw fucked up relationship with my family because i'm a fag and dad is a pastor.
>>76276698
Loser asshole bitch fuck off
>>76276714
>tfw bri wi dies
>>76276736
Crunk?
>>76276651
guys do it with muscles, why would girls not do it with their butts?
Keijo is the logical conclusion to anime
I just wasn't made for these times.
>>76276651
actually they do. I listen in to stuff my sister talks about with her friends. Girls are LEWD
I've visited here many time when I was still in Takeshi Guntai
im just retarded
AW FUCK
IVE GOT A BRAINFREEZE
I WANT TO DIEYAIYAIAYI
this is why some people are pissed
http://www.elle.com.au/culture/gal-gadot-wonder-woman-salary-13480
how tf can anybody act like getting paid 300,000 usd for acting is "shameful"
In which city of Canada would you recommend living?
>there's an empty space inside my heart where the weeds take root
>so now I've set you free
>I've set you free
>>76276823
If Ben Afleck is earning 26 million while she earns just that then it is actually an embarrassment.
>Slowly we unfurl
>As lotus flowers
>'Cause all I want is the moon upon a stick
>Just to see what if
>Just to see what is
>I can't kick your habit
>Just to fill your fast ballooning head
>Listen to your heart
lategame runescape is so boring
>>76276823
>The report reveals that the mother-of-two signed a deal in 2014 for $300,000 for each of the DC/Warner Bros. films featuring Wonder Woman, Batman v Superman, Wonder Woman, and 2017’s upcoming release Justice League.
>And although Gadot is a major character, if not the main character, in all the three of the films
yes, she was the main character in batman vs superman, and they listed wonder woman twice.
>>76276827
Calgary
>>76276767
man I wish I was hornier and less sleepy so I could fap again
bout to take acid, what should I listen to
>>76276879
Give me good reasons to go to Calgary?
And I look for Canadian cities where nobody likes hockey, and where soccer is the most popular sport
>>76276856
Ben Affleck already had an oscar before Gal Gadot even had her first period.
And second ,Chris Evans made the same amount for Cap America and the Thor Dude made 200k.
And again calling 300k for doing one of the easiest jobs in the planet iis nothing short of ridiculous.
think I'll listen to American football and get sad again
>>76276889
go drink some water and dont give up
>>76276894
Well I don't think that would be the case in Calgary. They have the flames there so hockey is probably the #1 sport. I'd pick it because it's a pretty comfy city, alberta in an underrated province. Hmm might be hard to find a city where soccer is more popular. I do know Toronto would probably be a good soccer city
>>76276892
Kid A
>>76276915
say it with me
Anime
of
the
decade
>>76276947
they were a couple great shots
Anime is terrible.
>>76276959
I lost all my screencaps and gifs
but Aoba is definitely best girl
>>76276984
I like anime. It makes my willy stand large desu
Brazil is the country every leftist wants
WHEN WILL IT STOP
>>76277008
Brazil is America's future. We will become a horde of brown creatures ruled by Semites (Lebs in the case of Brazil).
>>76276915
inspiring post
but I'm still too tired to get out of bed
Rate this on the comfy scale
>>76276996
of course
NOBODY PRAY FOR ME
EVEN A DAY FOR ME
WAY
YEAH YEAH
i need a friend
>mfw pale skin, blonde hair, and blue eyes
>mfw my mom is from Argentina
>mfw take heavily after her
I don't let any of the spics I work with know that I know Spanish
>>76277024
Thanks for saving that, thats one of the ones Ive been missing
>>76277046
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>2017
Hasn't seen akira
>>76277071
no problem
>watching akira instead of reading the manga
>>76277090
THIS IS DRUMPFS FAULT REE
http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/article156885189.html
>>76277164
did you hear about that giant fire on business 80?
>>76277156
>implying both aren't magnificent
>not knowing both are made by the same man
>>76277169
fugg I didn't. What caused it?
>tfw no obese white whale American green card wife
>>76277202
according to KCRA, it was from a car gertting towed by an RV somehow catching on fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0sLNlXc970
NOT a fan of Sacramento
>>76277272
why
>>76277261
i could be edp if i was black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRBXpOdYrbw
>>76277261
Holy fuck his face looks thinner, looks like he's losing some weight after all. Good for him
>>76277233
wew. that's pretty crazy, at least they noticed early
>>76277272
bad post
>>76275553
>What is Windwaker, Super Mario World Sunshine, Drill Dozer, Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald/FireRed/Leafgreen/HeartGold/SoulSilver/Diamond/Pearl/Platinum, Metroid Prime (1-3),Animal Crossing 1, etc?
Baka, Caraposter
I'm tired of living
See ya guys
>>76277309
dont do it anon
>>76277307
Come on anon, half the list is pokemon
>>76277135
I saw Akira for the first time a few months ago. It was pretty amazing really, I really can iunderstand the hype. Do you thing Japan will go for an Akira theme during the 2020 Tokyo Olympics?
>>76277307
>worst 3D zelda
>forgetting melee
>forgetting chibi robo
>forgetting DK Jungle Beat
>F-Zero GX
>Kirby Air ride
>Twilight Princess
>Wii sports
>mario kart wii/DS
>toadstool tour
>pokemon colosseums
>RE4/Make
>Viewtiful Joe
>Brawl
>>76277334
It will all be Mario, Pokemon, Dragon Ball, Doraemon
You know shit people actually watched.
Wow whatcom is the best
>>76277281
I've only been there a few times and had a bad experience every time. San Francisco should be our capital.
https://youtu.be/qin6xhzmEeE
>>76277309
Just give this a listen and live
>>76277334
By Akira theme do you mean they will blow Tokyo up?
How do I enjoy video games again
>>76277361
>not wanting the capital in the middle of the state
>wanting it in at far left liberal ground zero
>implying downtown isnt shaping up nicely
>>76277374
stop being depressed
>>76277374
play an old game you used to really love
thats what I did
>>76277375
>wanting our capital to be Novaya Moskva
>>76277374
play with /cum/
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/deadgeneral
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hS0Xotr5hM
>>76277398
nonono, thats Orangevale/Citrus heights
Sacramento is Either rich yuppies, mexicans, or dindus
>>76277358
But seriously guys, I'm now stuck in mission bc by myself. Supposed to meet my friends at a lake for camping. They said the road closed at 11, actually closed at 10
or Bums
goddamn bums
>>76277407
I used to have friends from Citrus Heights. It should come at no surprise that they were all Slavs. One of them had a really cute sister.
>>76277407
Also speaking of oranges and citrus, what happened to Orange County? He used to post 24/7 in /cum/. /cum/ used to be dominated by California
>>76277429
I HEEMd him into a coma
Whatre you guys up to?
>>76277440
No, but really.
>>76277442
Getting ready to go work at UC Irvine.
/cum/ is an Oregonian general now.
>>76277452
Didn't one of the Oregonians say he's going to leave forever (aka a couple of days)?
>>76277462
Hopefully.
I'm the only good Oregonian poster.
>>76277442
going to sleep
>>76277472
Get clacked Budd.
Wait I'm phone man right now. Is that clackboy?
>>76277494
Yes.
Who are you?
I wish I could sing. Oh, wait... I can!
LA LA LAAAAAA!
>>76277373
>>76277355
I mean the movie took place right before the 2020 Olympics in Tokyo so I was just wondering they were going to capitalize in that once in a lifetime theme or not.
>>76277509
Who do you think clackers?
I'm in need of a Mediterranean gf
>>76277525
I'm not Clack, anon
I'm from Long Beach
>>76277474
Nite
>>76277517
I actually didn't know that so maybe they acknowledge that.
They already did a teaser during the closure of RIO, it was basically all Mario(even Abe showed up from a pipe dressed as him) with a cameo by dorameon.
I never knew why doraemon is seen as something so representative when i dont know anybody who watched it, maybe generational differences, maybe is super popular in europe.
who knwos.
*re-enters /cum/ thread*
>>76277517
Well these Olympic games are tied in with this shady company based in Singapore I believe called Black Tidings, so maybe they are planning a secret mass murder of the people of Tokyo :)
Solid Snake > Big Boss
Thinks I enjoy > Thing you enjoy
>>76275321
>>76277600
>>76277611
Compelling arguments
>>76277600
you mean venom snake
>>76277563
Yeah it takes place in 2019 but actually in Neo Tokyo technically. In fact, some of the plot is based around the Olympics and corruption, which is common in the Olympics today.
The big scene right before the final scene takes place in the Olympic stadium (that's where Tetsuo goes before shit really goes down)
>>76277619
Good post