/cum/

What's the comfiest city in the PNW?

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>>76269238
way too early, fuckhead.

also /balt/

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I like this, tastes a bit like cigarette smoke but in a good way

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denny-bear are you saving my pictures?

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the /cum/ de mierda, pick one to fuck

>>76269295
oatmeal stout is god tier beer

by the way guys i had to order special cockroach poison that was imported through a loophole because for some reason the good shit is illegal in canada

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cant go wrong with a crispin either

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>>76269296
mmmm, maybeeee hehehe
y-you don't like it?

I will drink literally anything with alcohol in it

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High tier brewery right now

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Fet cats edition

Why are you people okay with some foreigner making early threads?
In /balt/ we'd just bully him and ignore his threads until he'd fuck off

>>76269336

Im a pilsner fan too

>>76269370
He's a resident proxyfag and we ignore him mostly

>drinking alcohol
disgusting

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>>76269370
When we bully people they don't ever leave

>>76269313
top left, white bikini

champagne monday

>>76269394
yeah but you don't ignore the thread just made do ya?

::^^^))))

Cute girl at subway chatted me up again
Said she got a new job at the walgreens next door and asked me where I work at
Also she complimented my haircut

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whoa

>>76269334
even poisoned alcohol??

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>tfw no cute mestiza gf

No the blouse without shoulers is not mexican.

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>>76269421

>>76269280
Tarantulaopolis

>>76269450
She's a lot cuter in this photo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9rkeabfy2I

What the fuck is this shit? This is the most disturbing stuff I've seen in a long time.

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desu

>>76269433
#woke
#fuckwhitey
#rip trayvon real niggas in heaven bruh

>>76269404
where are you

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>>76269421
girls dont want D they want <3

There is a white female person who appears to be about my age +/- 4 years whom works on my floor in a different department. How do I find out her name and make her my concubine? Haven't seen her face yet because her desk faces away from me

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>Pittsburg
>It isn't populated entirely by pits

I want to marry a cute Mestiza

>>76269484
Clackamas County

*ignores denmark's thread*

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>>76269509

I guess you could say its the Pitts

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Almost bought bitcoin a year ago
Mfw I look at the chart now
It's literally the least sensical get rich quick scheme on the planet why is it still working

>>76269524
bad decisioN
>>76269537
GOOD
decision.

>>76269554
Why

>>76269505
pretend to be me

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>>76269554
>>76269537

>>76269544
git gud

>>76269527
why did you change your flag?

guess that joke wasnt very PUNNY

Thank god, I thought this county-less Oregonian was a new poster. We don't need more Oregonian posters.

>>76269505
Women today are feminist, bud.

>Leave Oregon
>Oregon
>Go back to Oregon
>Oreback

>>76269417
kys

shut the fuck up california like oh my god

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What are you guys doing over summer?
>tfw when math and enginnering class over summer

>>76269665
Waiting on a job

>>76269665

sititng in my room all day playing videogames and browsing the internet while getting rejected by every retail/service job known to man

>hottest day of the year so far
>118F in Phoenix
>It rains here
lel

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>>76269569
h-hi denmark!

>>76269665
contemplating grad school and looking for a job

>>76269509
Should be called Stepsburgh desu

>>76269665
taking a golf class

>>76269665
gonna see how many days in a row I can jerk off thrice in one day

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>>76269704
STOP BULLYING ME

I heard that /cum is having a party and Finns are invited

Sunburnt

>>76269744
DIE
>>76269745
spurdo

>>76269665
Finding what I can do in life, I applied at 5 grad schools, got into 0, so now I don't know what to do

>>76269741
all depends on your pacing

>>76269665
Some advanced physiology and anatomy class pre-meds and pre-pharms have to take. This teacher in particular likes to grade hard, which I'm not too excited about.

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>>76269773
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>76269787
Teach me

Daily reminder that sunscreen is useful for not getting skin cancer

>>76269665
Taking a bunch of economics classes

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Should I watch more anime to be less desirable to people since all I want to do is be alone?

>>76269781
Cant you go to community and then transfer

graduation ceremony went a lot longer than I thought

>>76269745
You heard wrong

>>76269781
Sounds scary

Undergrad gpa?

>>76269812
>community college to transfer to a grad program

Nigga u dumb

>>76269586
>>76269610
I used to post with just an Oregon flag.

>>76269848
3.54 on 4.0 scale
GRE: 160 quant, 154 verbal. I just wasn't competitive enough. All your materials are considered, I think my personal statement and letters of recommendation may have been mediocre.
>>76269812
wat? I already have my bachelors I was gonna try for a masters

I want to jerk off but nothing seems to turn me on
Also my dick is sore

feels like I have heat stroke

>>76269871
Fuck you right

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Post your GPAs partners

>>76269903
in what?

>>76269295
That looks great
Stouts are goat

>>76269938
2.45 :)

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lads

>>76269908
I'm in the same boat, masturbation and porn has lost their fun.

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>lads

>>76269996
I want to cum but I decided to not jerk off today not that I could
It's a strange feeling

>>76269961
Environmental Science

>>76269938
3.14 - I graduated and have a job now.

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buds

canadian beer isnt even that good, molson is OK but stuff like Labatt and keiths/sleeman are fuckin gross.

Moosehead is only acceptable canadian beer

>>76270073
fin du monde is pretty good

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niggas

>>76269665
nothing of particular value
>>76269688
exactly this, except it's all day + all night. I've been awake for 27 hours so far and 2 days ago (seems like yesterday) was awake for around 30 hours or something, playing nothing but vidya, browsing /cum/, smoking cigarettes and fapping. I'm too dysfunctional to look for a job, study or do anything productive. June 1st really seems like 3 days ago to me. This is so ridiculous and disheartening. I am very sad.

I have a few professors that really like me
Need to keep in touch with them so I can get a letter for grad school

>>76269799
give yourself an hour or so between jerking sessions and you can easily hit 3+ JPD (jerks per day)

>>76270073
ya I can't stand labatt blue

>>76269928
I saw the sadness of a thousand goodbyes in your eyes
I saw the loneliness of a thousand eons in your eyes

>>76270071
>punished quebec
>a hero denied their baguette

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>>76270118
Why would you want that? That would leave you so drained and depressed

>>76270162

honhonhonhon

the carpal tunnel syndrome is getting worse

>>76270112
Make sure you do, it's actually really important, I only had 2 I was close with and the 3rd just was a professor who knew my name. Also, you need references when applying for work, it's totally okay to use professors for this. Wouldn't have gotten a job without help from them.

I think I beat off 5 times in one day when I was 16

I recently came into possession of two brand new 1 dollar bills. What should I do with them?

>>76270165
orgasm is pretty nice imo
I only get depressed when I fap to degenerate material

you lookin' for a tilly?

>NASA finds 10 more planets that could have life
>"Are we alone? Maybe Kepler today has told us indirectly, although we need confirmation, that we are probably not alone," Kepler scientist Mario Perez said in a Monday news conference.
A L I E N S

Has anyone seen Calgary-kun today or does he only post during RNH? I absolutely NEED to give him a kiss. I just can't stop thinking about how special he is.

>>76270185
Thing is I want take a year off to make a little money so I suppose I should email them or see if they want to get coffee during the summer.
I only know two that really like me, but maybe four that would write a letter.

>>76270208

buy a mcchicken

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>>76270193
That's nothing

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>>76270208
Give them to the first person you see

>>76270184
bud I have had RSIs before
bud you need to make a very serious choice
you can either stop now for two weeks
or injure yourself and suffer for years

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where did conway go?

>>76270281
>you can either stop now for two weeks
does that help?

why do guys like butts and boobs? are we biologically programmed to?

>>76270283
they banned man sex in the south

ripip

>>76270283
Where did half of the people who used to post here go?

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>we want the Evangelion audience

>>76270308
baja chan...

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>>76270275
I really, really like this image

>>76270267
Yeah it's a good idea to meet and talk about what you want to do or at least talk by email or phone about it, so they at least know.

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>>76270309
What anime?

>>76270304
Yes. Humans are slaves to their biological programming.

>>76270297
repetitve strain infuries are caused by _________ ______
so yes abstinence from the RS will make it better

>>76270319
Has she shown up?

>>76269938
3.2, feels average

What happened to
Baja Chan
Jalisco
Orange County
The two Sacramento posters
Like three countyless Californians
All the Pennsylvanians
Queens
The Washingtonians
D.C poster
All of the Midwesterners
The guy from Phoenix
The guy from Albuquerque

some black girl with a giant butt stood directly in front of me, adjusted her leggings for a good 30 seconds shaking her booty, then turned around and looked at me like I had been creeping on her the whole time.

but i was

Who is this Danish guy and why is he such a dick rider?

>>76270404
If you recognize anyone on this you need to GET. A. LIFE. hahahaha

>>76270413
if girls do stuff like that they want attention

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>>76270404
They are with God now, smiling down upon us.

>>76270404

dead
Captured by the hotel
I personally HEEMd him into a coma
theyre around sometimes
still here
Dead from a knife fight with a hells angel
who
who
still here
/sp/
/sp/

>>76270391
That makes sense
I suppose I can try and type one handed for a bit.

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haha want to die just a lil inside

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>pennsylvanians are so common here that people can only identify us as a pack

>>76270458

captured by the cartel*

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>>76269938
3.5, very generic. I got a C in calculus II

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rain + humidity = no bueno

>>76270404
The best midwesterner is still here

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>>76269938
2.59
I failed all the intro engineering classes twice

My diet killed my dick. I used to get these super hard erections and then I lost weight. Not anymore

>>76270503
>taco talk
*deports you*

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*subverts your flawed democracy*

I failed general chemistry.

>>76269938
2.9 hahahahahahahaha

c in prob/stats hahahahahaha

bolsheviks >>>/out/

>>76270550
at least you are human again

been contemplating suicide an awful lot lately. not as in I'm contemplating going through with it. my mind just won't stop defaulting to thoughts of suicide. I think there's something wrong with me but I'm not quite sure.

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REALLY enjoying this game buds, I only started playing it so I could uninstall it because it's so fuckhuge.

But it's honestly one of my favorite games I've played in years, reminds me a lot of the feeling I had when I first played Fable. I'm probably going to try and 100% it

>>76270458
Are you sure the Sacramento posters still post here? Haven't seen them in months. Also have you seen the southwestern posters in /sp/ or something?

>>76270591
I really liked it, I know some people say it's a bit too easy and a little short, but I thought the gameplays was lots of fun. Will definitely pick up shadow of war later this year

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look at that yay

just look at it

tfw enjoy all the benefits of redditflags (like knowing which posts to ignore) but am not a tripfag lite myself

>>76270591
I quit when I got to the part with the Wargs desu should probably pick it back up

gonna go get carne asada fries

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a-a-anon please... i'm sorry

every time i leave the house i feel exhausted

>>76269313
The one with the Hime cut

>>76270671
I really enjoyed it desu
Just wish there was more content.

>>76270725
Isn't that right in the beginning?

>need a 25% on my final to pass the class

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>>76270555
>Falling for CIA Propaganda unironically

>>76270752
Does the social interaction exhaust you?

video games are for fucking NERDS

hit the gym fags, you want gfs right? make it happen

>>76270685
what yay?

>>76270839

akko's yay

>>76270800
yes and i do everything i can to avoid it

this was just eating with my mother

>>76270768
I think it is, I don't remember. I just remember being a bit bored of the combat, not that big of a fan of the Batman combat mechanics

I don't like steak at all

>>76270819
I used to lift every two days
I used to study multiple subjects nearly every day including two languages
I think all that was nearly 2 years ago. I'm a worn and torn out loser now. If I didn't feel so exhausted and trapped I'd go back to habitual self-improvement instead of wasting my days playing vidya
I am sorry I have failed you, whatever you do do not resent me. DO NOT RESENT ME

this one will be the gf

>>76270859
yes

>>76270909
yeah the game definitely starts out slow but it all comes together pretty quickly after the starting tutorial

>>76270927

its ok. Maybe someday your father will come back into your life

>>76270927
get out of my fucking thread

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Walked by a daycare center and every fucking kid was little brown spic turd

This is the south, I thought white and black people lived here

>>76270819
>implying i'm not a voluntary celibate
It's 2017 relationships are overrated man

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>dealer hits me asking if i need
>short on cash but just tell him im busy
>plan to reup when i get paid
>he doesnt reply
Fuck I like this dude but I think I just pissed him off or something

>>76270927
Beef in general is just bleh, makes my stomach feel funny. Red meat really isn't good for you

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And that is how I know
When I pick up the phone
There'll be nobody home

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Have an increased disdain for yanks on this particular night

>>76270956
It's the whole country now

>>76269938
3.89
not worth all the time I lost studying

i'm dating an anime girl

>>76270819
I do both anon

>>76270991
You get cucked by goat herder that came to your country 'cause the US bombed his Cobra Command ISIS base ?

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>I do recreational drugs

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>>76270994
Where are you moving to once you hit it bigtime bud?

>>76270998
>no gf
>tfw

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A member of the female sex asked me if I was busy Friday night

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I'm dating, I'm dating... I'm dating no one right now, huh...

>>76270956
whites are shrinking and blacks are staying constant

>>76270991
Why does British music suck after Pink Floyd

>>76271066
Oasis is bretty good
lest we forget Radiohead

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>>76271065
I KNOW THAT SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU IDIOT

At least we'll become like unicorns

>>76271061
I'm dating yo' momma

>>76271035
Northern Europe maybe
Somewhere cold and quiet

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>Oasis
>good

>>76270583
be my gf

>>76271097
Hmmm, hopefully all the brownies there die of rickets

>>76271066
The current best music artists are British: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aQBkCrpWOg

Can confirm oasis are shit and enjoyed only by nostalgic middle aged men and try hard wannabe football hooligans

>>76271113
Pls, Oasis is very comfy. Don't look back in anger is a classic.

>>76270583
Been thinking about going through with it for like a year now but I'm still here

>>76271027
biggest mistake of my life

>>76271142
This is a lie that you have said.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdz7bAQGPK0

*shows u my big bum and tells you not to touch it*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4

ah yes, british """""artists"""""

How can you say you've lived if you haven't tripped with your best friend

Got crossed once and missed out on an internship with the CIA because of it, never fucking smoke weed you dumbshits

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>How can you say you've lived if you haven't tripped with your best friend

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Why are cashiers so happy towards other customers but not me

>>76271182
Don't like his music or the culture surrounding it but stormzy himself seems like a pretty based lad

>>76271182
There is some pretty good grime desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcroTw04i-w

>>76271218
Why do blacks in Britain try so hard to copy American blacks?

>>76270927
>>76270985
my brothers

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>grime
>good

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one weed

>>76271086
Nah, you'll be remembered as high elves/eldar. Liberals probably as dark elves/eldar.

>>76271239
Same reason white people do. Everything is Americanised

>be bong
>get BURGERd

A girl smiled at me in Home Depot

I hate seeing people litter

>>76271239
Because American culture is extremely influential, you stupid burger.

>>76271267
what did her butthole smell like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAQvc__JNWA
>brits

>>76271168
hahahaha """""music"""""

heres some REAL shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU5iw_zVsx8

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>go on twitter (i know i know)
>people literally defending terrorist attacks now

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>>76271281

the STATE of modern day england

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Fuck

decent sized sell wall but someone seemed to but it all up, thank god

*flicks cigarette onto the ground

>>76270283
owo whos this

I get angry when I see people evade the fare on public transit

I haven't spoken to someone my age since high school ended

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>>76271124
sorry, not attracted to human people but I appreciate the sexual advance
>>76271157
there's been depression, but these thoughts have not necessarily been "oh boo hoo I'm sad I wanna die." they've been somewhat persistent and invasive, makes me feel kind of 'out of it.' it must be because I've been taking awful care of myself as of late. my internal organs are in poor enough shape that I've recently been freaked into scheduling a dr's appointment just to see whether I have a lung infection / some sort of liver, kidney or heart problem.

>>76271314
*whips cig into ground like brad pitt in fight club
*doesnt go out
damn...

>>76271276
not him but oh goodness I really really wish I knew that right now

>>76271290
Be honest tho. Can you understand literally anything he's saying?

>>76271267
why didn't you approach her?

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pick it.. up
PICKKK IT UPPP

>>76270732
i-ignore them sweetheart!

I tried peanuts in coke the other day, overrated and not even that gross desu

>>76271372
She was working.
It wasn't a flirty smile. Just a "you're not ugly" smile. Still nice
I bought a lawn mower and I was tired.

>>76271428
I wish a girl would smile like that at me but I never leave my house probably good thing I don't otherwise I'd probably get nothing but dirty looks from females because they are intimidated by my huge muscles and patrician sense of style

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>be a beta cuck my entire life
>good with numbers and doing quick math
>recently I decided to man up and don't be a Mr Nice Beta Guy anymore
>go to the local pharmacy and buy some personal things for myself
>the cashier gives me wrong change (she gives me more money and I immediately noticed)
>say nothing
>feel like shit after leaving the store

Did I do wrong? How can people live with this shit? Should I go back and give the extra change?

I'm serious, I feel guilty as fuck.

>>76271426

happened with me for chicken n waffles

I just dont get the hype, its just chicken with waffles

>>76271495
>mexican
>steals

typical

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>>76271514
chicken+gravy+waffles>chicken+waffles dry

>>76271495
Donate the extra money to a charity and confess to you nearest priest

>>76271495
I wouldn't worry about it too much. The fact that you feel like crap now says that you are a good person deep down, but you need to develop more confidence and/or assertiveness. Some change here and there isn't a big deal as long as you learned from it.

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gf found out I am racist and is breaking up with me for it. I am seriously heartbroken, I just hate black people because of crime.

I treat cashiers like shit

>>76271579
lmaoing at your life

>>76271495
too late
time to live a life of crime...

thinking of kidnapping canada you in or out?

>>76271601
I hate you

113 here in Vegas. Fuckin hell. I feel bad for all the hockey players who have to move here now when we pick them this week

>>76271601
>I'm going to hell when I die
umm ok anon whatever you want

Alpha tip #1: Beat everyone in a 12 mile radius into submission before walking anywhere, even if it's just to the fridge

>Vegas
lotta holes in the desert

I treat everybody the same

except females my age

I'm very timid around qt cashiers

My whole body shakes and I stutter my words

I fucking slept wrong and my neck kills me when I move it just a little
Fuck it lads

I am very nice to people (even brown ones)

>LIVING IN A LITERAL DESERT
>COMPLAINING ABOUT HEAT
s o u t h e r n e r s
o
u t h e r n e r s

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holy fuck my parents have a disfuntional marriage

>lads

FOB

i'm back cumbums

>>76271657
How do you treat them differently

Lane county will ditch you in the middle of hanging out

>>76271698
dont maintain eye contact or talk or approach them ever

>>76271579
>getting cucked by even an abstract concept of a black
lmao

>>76271579
I would argue that race really has very little to do with crime. The reason your black people commit so much crime is because of the welfare system rewarding single mother, impoverished households. Blacks in Canada commit crime at a nearly identical rate to whites, but the Injuns are criminal as heck.

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Actual tip: The majority of cashiers are dead inside and do not care about you as a person, there's literally no reason to get nervous about what they think of you

*informs you of a prior obligation*
Time to part ways, nice to meet you!

>>76271657
>>76271712
literally me

>>76271698
I don't talk with them as much for whatever reason. I just have a subconscious distrust of them, probably because of the internet.

>>76271729
had a young stacy cashier literally grab the change out of my moms hand once. wont ever forget.... wont ever forgive

I'm thinking about buying a MacBook

>>76271677
The desert ain't even that bad. I don't mind living here at all.

>>76271775
save 1990$ and buy a dildo

>>76271746
I'm pretty similar, I come off as standoffish but older women I have no problems with

Why can't the Chicano man digest beef?

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*breaths*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>76271789
I'm gonna buy a used one you dumb faggot

>>76271784
this is known as stockholme syndrome

>>76271529

But she literally fucked up and if I wasn't good at math I wouldn't have noticed....

>>76271568
>>76271572

I really feel guilty about it... I'm going to confess on the weekend and see if I can return the change somehow.

>>76271616

I don't want to end hanging from a bridge, brah....

>>76271818

ok, save $890 and buy a dildo

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>i hate the word lad and use bud instead

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>>76271821
modern society is cancer

>>76271826
>steals money
>employee probably got lashes and was fired for it
>STILL tries to get pity on the internet for STEALING

lower than dirt

>>76271679
I am a dysfunctional marriage

pal > bud > lad

>>76271834
Sure I'll use the dildo to fuck your mom and sister

>>76271871
Where is bro on the spectrum? I don't like the word bro.

>>76271725
I just hate it. Violence has shot up the past two years, literally 0 shootings from white people, it's insanity. You can't even go downtown at night without being worried about being gunned down or robbed. I didn't used to be like this, but now I hold resentment. I want to change but I don't know if I can.

>>76271883
pal > bud > man > dude > bro > lad

>>76271871
buddy > friendo > nigga > bud > lad

>>76271881

itll be pretty hard to do after youve shoved it so far up your own ass

>>76271579
Don't worry a lot of girls are disgusted when they find out I'm a White Nationalist. But that just helps narrow down the good ones

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Post lewd

I just told my entire life story to someone on omegle oh goodness gracious I am a faggot

>>76271897
Lad should be higher than bro. Bro is a dirt tier word.

Smells like play dough

companion>lad>pal>everything else

>>76271925
>>76271925
>>76271925

NEW

>>76271920
lol i did that to some dude on /r9k/ on a throwaway email. just stoppped replying. i think he was fbi though

>>76271904
You're a dumb faggot

>>76271947

and you're a lil bitch

>>76271958
I bet i can knock your faggot ass out and still have the energy to fuck your mom all night long

>>76271995

Ive pounded your mom harder than you could beat your own dick

>>76271725
>your black people
you're implying they don't behave like this everywhere

>>76272030
Yes I am. Clinton ruined the black family and then destroyed all statistics that predated his presidency so that nobody could blame him for it.

>>76269938
2.95
haha so much for grad school