/brit/

South Bristol

>>76260791
is shit.

decided to watch the rock

or maybe just half and save the rest for late

West Sussex

give me that nigger dick

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tried wanking for the past hour
haven't cum and now i'm all sweaty and even warmer than before

>>76260796
;^)

think devon is like 36 or something. he's the guy who always admonishes teenagers for being on 4chan when they should be out partying

he's in his 30s

>>76260821
How are manlets THIS insecure?

>>76260821
thought her dress was going through the floor there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74DeoFjmA74

this scene gives me goosebumps every time

>>76260821
Bloom is bending his knees to remain at his normal height

He only did it so Depp wouldn't look like an insecure manlet by doing it alone

Total bro-tier

Haven't been paid by the job centre in two weeks

babestation

what are reddit flags

>>76260867
haha thats me!

im also a mcdonalds employee who spends his free time cleaning up shit-posts in /brit/.

>>76260890
yeah he's not even that small.

whereas it explains depp's personal problems though

American pie makes America look quite comfy

>>76260900
fuck off newcunt

love walking around my flat naked

love talking to myself

love getting paranoid that there's a conspiracy against me

NOT Tim just a bit odd simple as

>>76260900
not even sure, guess it's that whole county flag thing from a few years ago on /brit/

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>>76260690

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me on the right

hope everyone is revising for A Levels

>>76260821
For fucks sake, it's like when I am being photographed next to my 'little' sister

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Bones

>>76260916
yeah those are the gimmicks, but you're actually in your 30s

>>76260973
pics PLEASE

bapple :3

>>76260996
if you say so.

>>76260985
more like big boned hahaha

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what do you guys think of Jeb!

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too hot

dead inside, dark outside

is having a council house in london the equivalent of winning the lottery?

>>76261051
haha

>>76261021
It would be very embarrassing, plus the lads would never shut up about her chebs

>>76261051
should have been the nominee x

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come on then

I know at least one of you are within my area

>>76260891
You're stealing my parents money

>>76261038
i remember when i looked at that new years eve party you said you were invited to on facebook (and then didn't go to) everyone who said they were going was like in their 30s

>>76261051
haha

>>76261051
Please clap

>>76261128
have a guess why i didnt go mate

https://u.nya.is/yriyuz.mp4?id=0

cousin omar just sent me this from bradford

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aj tracey speaking the TRUTH about the grenfell fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DuKsxtLY58

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqUpoeLVcPM

drinking sambuca

>>76261159
Janitor duty

>>76261159
They were too young?

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>>76260821

>>76261202
lad

>>76261208
>>76261209
yeh

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anime

drinking claret

fuck off devon

>>76261196
great music but his facial hair is diabolical

weedman is fucking late. just wanted to chill with a spliff tonight.

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beep beep

>>76261159
checkmate

prefer dec anyway

>>76261240
more sex tit stomach child ameni

reckon ant and dec have ever done a cheeky bumming of one another?

what part of Parcel you from then, yeah?

>>76261200
her voice and this heat is giving me a headache

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIA2UZ_mzww

so underrated

forgot how dumb michael bay films are

might just watch peep show instead

devon is in his 30s, possibly the janny or was previously the janny, doesn't work at maccies (works for the local council with stroke patients)

>>76261284
>sporting goods

HOWLING

What does kurva anyátok even mean?

>>76261355
wtf are you a nigger?

>>76261338
guarantee it. dec bottoms.

>>76261284
christ almighty

did a quick scroll though fb now doing a suicidal thoughts

>>76261359
peep show is the finest british comedy this century
apart from the last 2 series which were a bit rubbish

>>76261374
mother prostitute or something

>>76261367
everything about this post is accurate.

>>76261194
FUCKS SAKE I'm on a list now

can't stop watching these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRz9vK_FCr0

>>76261355
it's a big sounding tune but the lyrics about being a rebel and not following the rules are just too corny

>>76261393
if you unfollow everyone it's much better desu

Costco just opened up in Iceland. It's like we are ignorant savages and the store is a ship from a civilisation far away. It's a class of cultures but it will eventually bring us to the 21st century

https://twitter.com/innocent/status/876876118355312640
Based

Devon is a convicted sex offender right

>>76261429
>General Motors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSMoxfkv_qM

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>>76261393
deleted my fb about a year ago because it made me upset
I only care about 10 people in total anyway

>tfw being wh*te

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497505044103.webm

>>76261465
fantastic

costco is a great business

>>76261483
yeh, i shared a cell with thailad and porridge.

>>76261422
yeah it actually is haha

>>76261393
Why

>>76261495
dont like this one as much

>>76261482
marketing
don't fall for it

Devon, also known as Devonshire, which was formerly its common and official name, is a county of England, reaching from the Bristol Channel in the north to the English Channel in the south

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1W0aC7Hewg

>>76261498
spot fucking posting this you've heen doing it all day and no one new is seeing it

do people still use facebook? figured it had gone the way of myspace over the last few yrs

>>76261284

thought it was a meme
saw it in the first walmart i went in on my 3 month US roadtrip

ah yes the local African neighbours are blasting shit music and disturbing everyone in a 50 mile radius again

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Is it possible to shop at Iceland and not feel like a failure?

The West Midlands is a metropolitan county in western central England with a 2014 estimated population of 2,808,356

>>76261557
Greater London

>>76261577
Yea

>>76261497
i would delet but the only 2 lads that talk to me do it on there haha

>>76261526
full of normies who actually have mates

>>76261557
love grime

>>76261582
London here
My borough probably has more people

*opens account with IceSave*

>>76261608
i have an account that I kept at 0 friends just for the purposes of talking to the 5-10 people on facebook i have any fondness for at all

>>76261557
same. I've never even seen them, but judging by the music they blast I am absolutely certain they are niggers

>>76250416

>>76261552
Sister saw the same when she went to see and Icelander compete in formula off-road in Alabama last year. Those ugly hicks are still sending her messages like she is the only attractive woman they have seen in their entire life

>>76261606
*kicks it repeatedly*

>>76260962
good lad

knackered lads x

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We used to think the UK stood for the united kingdom, ask anyone today and they will tell you it means unbelievable krime wave

wish it was 2010

>>76261650
Pics

>>76261677
used to like chris morris programs until I found out he has a disfiguring skin condition
can't enjoy them in the same way any more

You can bet your life that this will be used as a retort to attempt to silence any criticism of Islam and that there will now be a crackdown on ''hate speech.''

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bit hot out

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Pornstar Lily Adams

Should I try fuck her?

https://www.pornhub.com/pornstar/lily-adams

>>76261719
How hot

>>76261715
Good. islamophobic hate speech has no place in our society.

>>76261719
kill me pete

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>>76261649
yes hello

>>76261577

went to buenos aires and never got one of these in my change, wanted one as a souvenir

>>76261705
nothing will top quadasazzed on a life gulg 8

>>76261738
you're an idiot if you think that's real

>>76260821
depp has aged liked shit

still very good looking for his age though

>>76261738
excuse me

>>76261761
*kicks its ribcage causing catastrophic damage and launching it across the room*

>>76261739
30 in british heat

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Thoughts on the outfit I wore to my cousin's wedding? I think it was really well received if im honest, /fa/ and 4chan in definitely has made a positive impact on my life

>>76261738
hmm yes very real definitely her

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>>76261697

average icelandic girl

I play garfield go everyday

>>76261778
It's because he uses baby wipes instead of showering. Really dries your skin

>>76261705
is it not just a facial birthmark?

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When will the next london attack be

brexit voting ex-pat here, AMA

>>76261865
dont really care m8 he;s a freak whos not worth my time

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exercise: done
shower: done
feeling comfy comrades

>>76261843
or because he's tanned which ages like shit

>>76261881
are you an old man? why on earth would you move to spain?

"expat"
you mean immigrant no rorke?

>>76261869
Before July is out.

>>76261355
Ripley mentioned

>>76261881
You did good

>>76261941
From my perspective, they're an emmigrant

>>76261941
whites can't be immigrants darling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2flpdqGfAsw
post left wing choons

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no commies
no black
no muzzie
traps only pls

This is the first summer in my 20 years of living where the heat has actually caused me discomfort
30 fucking degrees is killing me I never even bothered to check the temperature last summer, what changed?

>>76261934
young

>>76261970
thanks

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11 year old kid in my village recently crushed his head in a hydraulic lorry door and died. What a ridiculous yet tragic accident

>>76262021
answer the second bit. why would you move to spain as a young man? surely you could make more money here

>>76261993
that food looks like shit

>>76262027
some kid got his head stuck in a gap or something at a revolving restaurant in america recently. that must have been particularly gruesome and traumatic to witness.

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pepe

>>76262040
more to life than money friend, besides with the euro exchange rates it's the holidays back to the uk that are cheap!

>>76261993
imagine her shitting that out later at 4:32 am when the bubble gut forces the mixed drinks out of her...

can't reverse-park for shit lads haha

are shias allowed to go on the muzzie pilgrimage?

>>76262085
what the fuck

in my 7 years at secondary school, 2 teachers died
correct me if I'm wrong but that seems like quite a lot

want a maori gf

>>76262124
were they nonces about to be exposed and did a tactical 'cide?

>>76262147
no, one died from complications from an ear infection and the other one dropped dead out of nowhere, cardiac arrest
I liked both of them too

>>76262124
None of ours died

We had one mental breakdown, two sex-related dismissals, one child molester and a guy who had a weird crush on Sean paul though

anyone fancy explaining End of Evangelion to me

Loved it, but didn't quite understand it ya get me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyaI4-5849w

>I don't know if you could take it
>I know you wanna see me naked naked naked
>I wanna be your baby baby baby

ah yes, black music

maths teacher in year 9 had a heart attack and died in my lesson once
what a day that was

yukariiiiiiiiiiiiiiAAAAAAAAJ>>76262076

not gonna lie,

love scat
hate anal

>>76262124

I had a really hot art teacher but she married one of the music teachers and within a year got pretty fat.

so bored, nothing to do

in my 11 years at a London private school, 2 boys killed themselves, 3 teachers were arrested for perving on kids and 2 more teachers resigned before they could be arrested
correct me if im wrong but i think school is fucking hell and kids shouldn't be exposed to it

wanking to cuck porn

>>76262207
fuck off kraut

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anime pussy

>>76262184
how long you got lad

pe teacher in school used to walk about the showers making sure we were washing. definitely a nonce looking back

my knob is polished and ready for inspection lads

>>76262239
bassed

>only attractive teacher in my school was northern

bizarre

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>>76261777
>>76261785
>>76261821
Lol retards it actually is

Her linked IG on her tinder, which is legit

watching noncebusting videos

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1497585001523.webm

me on the left

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got a £200 redundancy payment and ended up spending it on anight out, a gram of coke and a prozzie

gonna struggle to make rent lads haha looks like the xbox is going haha

>£1500 in overdraft (about to go out it)
>Overweight
>Started work a week ago and made about £300 in that time
>Quit smoking
>Not been drinking

>Sister's backpacking in Croatia and someone pulled out so I'm going for free

Sounds stupid but I felt like I was getting organised and now it's fucked. Still want to go obviously but would have wanted to make a bit more money and lose a lot more weight first.

>>76262219
wat skl

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>>76262256
>blonde white girl is the first to rush to his side

>>76260821
i thought they were fucking levitating at first.

>>76262302
glad I clicked this link

I wanted to bang my french teacher so bad in secondary
then rosie jones came along who looked almost exactly like her so I was in hogs heaven
had some furious wanks to her let me tell you

>>76262302
opened this with me mam in the room

it were a close one

>>76262309
ah yes, corbynites.
this has sold me on giving poor people free shit

>>76262274
>Lol retards it actually is
>Her linked IG on her tinder, which is legit

did i just read that? yanks really are spackers

>>76262219
PS: there was even a special police codename assigned to our school's noncery investigations they were so serious
i think we were codenamed Operation Winthorpe or summat

>>76262244
haha we had the same thing
he used to rip our towels off us to check if we were secretly wearing pants under it or not

the police couldn't quite manage to convict him but he ended up resigning anyway

>>76262324
St Pauls School, London
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4196898/Rowing-coach-fifth-St-Paul-s-teacher-convicted.html

>>76262274
She's got a weird face but her insta's that hoorish that it's hot af

>>76262219

The head of religious studies, he was a vicar too, at my school got done for banging a student but he didn't go to jail because the girl was pretty crazy and making up a lot of stories that were inspired by 50 shades of grey, this happened after I graduated though. We also had a PE teacher and a teaching assistant leave without any notice and most of the girls said they were really touchy.

>>76262302
>watching whores scream like banshees and then pissing themselves is attractive to some people

doing a think here

>>76262323
sounds almost exactly like me except i still smoke and drink because im not a bender

>>76262274
hmm very interesting

>>76262309
>£200 redundancy
How long were you there, a few days?

>>76262357
not a pinko
just enjoy quality reaction images
simple as

>>76262366
actual billionaire

shall be defending muslims on /brit/ then off to shower with the gf, then out on the piss with the lads
wuu2 2nyt?

trump drops a cruise missile on mecca. what happens?

>>76262390
love seeing fannies weeing desu

>>76262401
kek

>>76262423
I get a fucking chubby

Let me guess, it's been like this;

>Islamic terror attack once a week
>"We need to show unity and solidarity" etc etc

>One white guy attacks Muslims
>ISLAMOPHOBIC BIGOT REFUGEES WELCOME FUCK WHITE PEOPLE etc

???

>>76262309
just requisition someones house, they're not using it properly

>>76262371
Look at her twitter
https://twitter.com/LilyAdamsXo

Or y'know, just watch her porn

I think I will try and fuck her just so I can say I have fucked a pornstar haha

what's the point in paying to fuck a girl like that? just go out downtown, bring some coke/mdma and offer some to any girls willing to have a drink you and wallah you're getting laid

>>76262423
literally nothing

>>76262360
tbf you have to sign into instagram to link it on tinder
>>76262396
I'll be drinking a lot and smoking over there but I'd spanked it pretty hard for the month after exams and was trying clean living

Islam is the primary cancer of human progress

>>76262244
everybody showers gentlemeeeen

I reckon triple burger or pizza for tea tonight. Dont fancy a ruby or chinky

>>76262423
all the muslims start spinning around like a broken compass desu

>>76262421
nah the Daily Mail was lying/being misleading about the fees for extra clicks

its more like 17k a year i think

some of my friends there were actual billionaires though

i blame the mongols for the current state of islam

i fear the greeks

even when they bring gifts

>>76262214

what kind of boring cunt gets bored in this day and age

>>76262073
>amerifats

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>>76262124
teacher from my friend's old class in secondary cried when everyone in the room got annoyed at her for not marking their exam work
her fault for not marking it I guess

what toppings should I get on my pizza
nothing bent (no pineapple)

>Yank is chatting up a qt pornstar on tinder
>I'm sat her with my clothes off in my room sweating my cunt off

ah yes

>>76262401
2 years
both those years i was under 22

>>76262501
just realised i haven't
>seen a Greek
>read an article about Greece
>said the word Greece or heard the word
>seen the Greek flag
for probably 4+ months

hmm

>>76262484
replace islam with abrahamic religion

>>76262454
Trying not to wank for a while 'cause I had ED last time I took a girl home

She do any non-vanilla stuff tho?

>>76262529
Meat feast

>>76262422
font

>>76262529
Chicken

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>>76262530
>sweating my cunt off

>>76262256
manlets
when will they learn

>>76262529
semen

>>76262530
get on tinder then you runt

pakis jews

bad news

>>76262124
one of mine died of a heart attack because he was a long time smoker

>>76262456
>wallah

Do you mean voila? Fucking dumb uncultured yank

>>76262586
I'm not attractive

EDL

>>76262552
greece was annexed by ECB forces 4 months ago

complete media blackout lad

>>76262456
>what's the point in paying to fuck a girl
>just buy her coke
>just buy her mdma
>just buy her drinks
u wot m8?

>>76262570
>>76262580
I will get 3 types of meat which is probably what I would have got without asking so thank you friends

>>76262604
your literally dumb

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1497683052946.webm

having second thoughts about this lads

imagine all the sweaty women up and down the country lads

>>76262454
You'll probably need to pay

need to do the one blackfriars crane

haven't been on twitter, facebook, and reddit and don't leave the house so of course i have to hear from rorkes on 4chan how imaginary lefties are feeling

So a Islamic terror attack happens and it takes up 90% of every post in /brit/ for about 3 days

White guy commits a terror attack and it's forgotten about within half a thread this morning

?????

>>76262554
Maybe 500 years ago. Today it's really just islam.

>>76262653
imagine all the sweaties
living for today

when i was at school i thought people who hated school were just edgy spackers and butthurt idiots

having now finished school and experienced adult life i can confidently say that actually schools are complete hellholes

HATE them

>>76262456
>implying girls fiending for coke won't just fuck off when it's done

made that mistake before

>>76262646
hahehahahehaha

>>76262629
someone fedora this post

>>76262674
only 1(one) person died and it was a paki so, like, who cares lmao

>>76262646
isn't there a recent photo of their family and she's really fat and they have a black kid?

>>76262674
>attack happens
think you meant "attacks happen"

>>76262646
Just remembered about that video

dunno how that guy hasn't killed himself

>>76262635
Please explain what wallah means. This should be good.

>>76262680
NOT looking foward to start working

>Corbyn for the houses of the rich to be seized for the poor

Like fucking clockwork. Give a communist the slightest sniff of power and they start calling for seizure of private property. Astounding. I bet he was fucking giddy when he heard about the fire so he could have a chance to spout his shit

>>76262691
just accept you're a typical retarded yank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtABWHE1nos

>>76262715
and he was going to die in a week anyway

>>76262691
rather fedora your post to be honest

>>76262530
If it makes you feel any better, I do that too, it's just not that hot in LA right now ;) Only like 80f

cock and balls are VERY smelly

>>76262732
it's a causual spelling of the French term for people who aren't gay

>>76262674
++UNIRONIC POST++
its because when Islamic terrorism happens we get tourists from other generals/boards who drop in to laugh at as and thus keep stimulating discussion
there arent as many memes or jokes to be made about non-Islamic terrorism, so that hasn't happened recently

>>76262735
Might just try and be a perpetual student desu

I'm in Scotland as well so my six year degree's free and then it's only £1800 a year after that

For fuck's sake just nuke Flanders and Wallonia already

>>76262769
it doesn't make me feel any better if I'm honest

how's it going with the pr0nstar?

>>76262732
wallah is something sheeds say as a type of greeting

>>76262678
you may say
i'm a sweaty

>>76262718
>>76262718
>>76262718

>>76262659
Idk, she says on her bio "Let's smoke and go on adventures", so probably looking for a smoke buddy, then I can easily fuck her

>>76262674
It was really only a matter of time though wasnt it. Weve had 4 major terror attacks perpetrated by muslims in as many months. One of them specifically targetting children. How long did you think the natives would just keep calm and carry on while their kids get murdered? It'll only escalate from here on out

>>76262124
an old guy was decapitated outside and a kid was killed by lightning at mine. nearly got killed by some pyscho after one of the girls falsely accused me of raping her.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dorcan_Academy

>>76262796
fuck off with this shit retard

>>76262801
despise uni 2bh

>>76262814
Yes it is.
>>76262783
No its not you dumb fucking useless yank spacker. Its a made up word that vaguely resembles an actual word. Why are you all so fucking stupid? Deep south i imagine

>>76262423
a lot of old people can't play bingo anymore