magapedes edition
Bab
REAL NEW
>>76258699
>>76258699
>>76258699
delete this. too early.
let's compare willies
anime
Lymph nodes STILL ballooning
remember when skepta sent for wiley
was in the gym today and some bloke absolutely stunk out the place, BO smelled like Onion Bhaji which is bizarre because everyone was white
>tfw being wh*te
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497505044103.webm
thing about rorke/leftypol is that one of them will have a country in 100 years, the other will be a paki shithole
finally broke my spell of bad wanks and had a really good one today
heading to homebase to get something new to tickle the spuds with
anyone want owt
>>76258784
hello nigger
Need a big willy in me
babestation
daytime
>>76258784
didn't send for him it was just banter you dickhead
clearly know nothing about grime
am becoming actually quite physically attracted to pints
>>76258806
black&decker chrome-plated motorised scrote mincer
>>76258825
fanny??
>>76258846
hello nigger
>>76258846
is him coming out as bent just banter as well?
Need some advice lads: I was out with some mates on Saturday and we ended up getting on a minibus that also had some friends of friends who is never met before on it. I notice these girls at the front talking and 2 out of 3 of them are hot as fuck, they keep looking back at me and being the kissless virgin I am I think the best thing to do is act like I don't notice (still not sure if this was the right thing to do), anyway I overhear the girls saying "should we ask him if he has snapchat" or something along those lines but I assume they were making a joke about the driver who was old and ugly as fuck. 20 minutes later one of the girls comes over and asks me for my snapchat. I have a pretty shitty SC name so I wasn't to eager to spit it out quickly but right as we're talking the bus stops then we all get off of the bus and tell the driver when and where to pick us up later, all the groups part ways. Later when we're back on the bus I see them texting eachother (at least I assume, they were all texting at the same time and giggling like little girls) (btw I'm 18 and these girls were all in the range of like 16-19 I think), I then get a phone passed back to me that has the power off menu up, I didn't realise but keep was open and it said put your Snapchat here but I didn't close the menu until (again the kissless virgin in me acted out again here) after I lifted up the phone and asked whose it was, the girl who wanted my snapchat was pretty embarrassed by this and sort of cowered behind her seat. One of my mates says "look at the phone you brain-dead cunt" so I do and then I type in my sc and hand it back. She adds the afternoon after and this morning I message her a simple "are you the girl from the bus?" She didnt open it or respond until about 20 minutes ago and I haven't opened it to see what she said yet but I'm assuming it's just a simple "yeah" CONT.
>>76258799
stop posting this
>>76258780
what are the rules? do we have to be hard?
alri
Going to Dublin for the first time ever tomorrow. What should I expect lads?
need a hung lad to deposit his sticky load right up my tender boyhole
no kissing though, bit too gay x
>>76258895
muslims and nigerians.
>>76258799
Ignore that guy, post whatever you want mate.
Won't be opening that link though. Just my own policy. No hard feelings.
>>76258799
where's the full video?
>>76258895
arrogant students nonwhites and lefties
fuck off bendypol discord
>>76258878
use some paragraphs lad im not reading that unless its skimmable
only group i hate more than muslamics is gypos.
>>76258895
lots of west-brits
>>76258856
no sweetie xx
the gf
>>76258918
nonce twat
too hot to wank lads
>>76258878
Ik it's a pretty drawn out story also I just checked and it's been more like an hour since she messaged me I'm asking for some advice on thing s like what do I say to her at what times and how long should I wait before opening it, and how to advance it, stuff like that. Any advice appreciated, thanks for reading that fucking wall of text. On a somewhat related note I read feel like my whole life is turning around recently, I got a new haircut and loads of girls having been coming up to me and striking up conversations and paying me compliments and shit. Feels like something out of a teenage fantasy.
>be australian
>eat dogs
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-06-19/evidence-shows-dogs-in-bali-brutally-killed-meat-sold-tourists/8620128
>>76258876
he's not bent he's just a massive smackhead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3syGoLbwcM
nonce bender BTFO
any kek man in?
>>76258878
Not a fucking word
>>76258947
looks a bit young there you nonce
>>76258895
Junkies
Nigerians
more Junkies
Dubs (Junkies)
Retards
Foreigners
West Brits (South Dubliners)
Knackers (pikeys)
Junkies
it's the worst place in the world purely because of the people living there.
I saw a cute East Asian girl in a white summer dress and a straw hat crouching next to a flowerbed and trying to get a butterfly to land on her hand. She smiled at me as I passed her.
gf just morse coded me this
>>76258955
i have an air conditioner
you can come over if you wank me off with your teeth
>>76258947
wonder if she feels inferior when she takes her bfs home
weird how fixated rorkes are on paki gangs
Aisha tweets so fucking much, most of it's just verbal diarrhea and she's just an attention seeking whore. someone should kick her head in
Did it happen?
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/830618173653151744
>>76258972
'ri
>>76258947
big big fan of these 80s high waisted bikinis making a comeback
>small baps
temp in my room has risen to 28.5C
opened all the windows in the house but there's no breeze
>>76258912
>>76258921
>>76258935
>>76258990
None of these fill me with confidence. Is it still expensive as feck? Only going for a gig desu
>>76259013
of course not. lefties are massive hypocrites.
>>76258919
idk I would also like to see the full video desu
>>76259036
>room is too hot
>letting more hot air in
genius
Just got out of bed, had me morning coffee and breakfast and realised it was 8PM, ive been asleep for over 20 hours what the heck?
when i post here I feel like I shift more and more to the right lads
>>76259013
how many houses does she own?
>>76258846
shut up mate I guarantee you weren't in the puregrime threads when in the county first dropped
>>76259062
probably AIDS
>>76258782
are you drinking loads of milk?
>turned on the computer
>fans went mental because of the heat
>computer takes off like a helicopter and flies out the window
>rises further and further into the air until I can't see it
looks like it's phoneposting for me
>>76258878
Just talk to her you absolute walla walla bing bang
the english middle class needs to be liquidated
bit late for the ol' job eh?
>>76259094
I hope you're under 20 as well or I'm afraid you're a nonce
>>76259013
Nope.
>>76259050
Avoid Temple Bar (8 euro pints and retarded yanks everywhere).
go to O'Donoghues after the gig. i assume it's at vicar street/whealans/the 02?
>>76258794
really hate smelly bastards. it's so selfish.
>>76259010
weird how leftycucks will use all their power to ignore them
>>76259127
I'm 19
>>76258782
U got STDs nigga
turned on the heating and put on a dressing gown. bloody freezing out there.
>>76258895
Not even one iota of Irishness. Also everything is a rip off.
>>76258702
shadilay
free kekistan
>>76259137
carry on then lad
>>76258925
Is that really Patrick Stewart?
Imagine the horror when he found his hair falling out. Perfect male specimen, and that happens. Fuck.
>>76259080
Knew i shouldn't have bummed that twink i met in the big market
>>76259128
3 Arena. Cheers anon, I've heard to avoid Temple bar.
proximity is the most important factor in trade
>>76259078
geez I've been tuning into pirate radio stations since you were squirting frube down your top, jog on
>>76259058
the outside air is only 26C
been slep all day
business idea: hollow out one of these holes, climb inside and tentatively stick my tender ballbag out
I was born and raised here, in London. I wont run away from it.
How do I fix this mess?
how do you separate someone's tweets from retweets
>>76259156
praise kekistan, where we all poo in loos
not a fan of niggers or muslims
>>76259158
I'm actually 32
business idea: nuke the sun
is she still as popular as ever in the ol cunt? i fuckin hope so shes the most beautiful woman to ever come out of ur shithole (in her prime at least)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl3YqYq7h2g
>>76259127
I want to fuck the 19yo at work and I'm 25
>>76259003
>he doesn't know about Kate's incest fetish
100% certain they do dirty things to each other
jesus, no wonder corbyn won
>>76259166
are pagans actually pagan, or are they closet atheist rorkes? the world will never know
>>76259218
what
>>76259219
nonce
>>76259130
could smell the BO of a girl I sat next to in class once
her girl stink was turning me on a bit
>>76259169
yeah the 3 Arena is the 02 more or less, it's out a good bit and there's nothing out there bar a hotel so get the Luas back central and find somewhere to go.
always watch your back around Nigerians/Dubs
>>76259166
all religions must die
>>76259218
I got this reference. Classic from way back.
>>76258947
water is so clean
>>76259234
nonce twat
>>76259218
fucking hell is this a Loss meme?
>>76259251
the world does know, its the second one
STOP making news before the post count is red
>>76259237
been on /tv/ forever and never heard of it
>>76259240
love these
>>76259264
that's legal
>>76259159
Patrick Stewart went bald in his teens. That's not him.
Since going freelance I've come to realise how badly rich kid "freelance" journos (I call them hobbyists) mess things up for the rest of us.
>>76259268
what do sweaty girls smell like?
>>76259293
yes
>>76259264
just kidding. i'm 25 and actually indian
>>76259304
early threads are a thing now, nujanny said so
>>76259309
Oh yeah haha. I'm a bit blind
>>76258878
actually fucking puzzled now right, she says the other two wanted my snapchat that she was sitting next to but she didn't but she's the only one who added me..
big up mandem itt
>>76259308
still makes you a nonce
>>76259315
sweat
>>76259301
don't reply to me.
this is grim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdYlNqapbFA
When's the next episode of Impractical Jokers? It's been ages since the last one.
>>76259346
not really
>>76259159
His hair all fell out basically over night when he was 19. He was ashamed and tried a combover with what was left, until his friends held him down and shaved it off because it looked retarded.
Rewatch the episode of TNG called Tapestry. Picard goes back in time and ruins his life by avoiding risks and ends up in a bad end. It's what Stewart thinks his life might have turned out like if he'd never accepted and embraced being bald.
>>76259304
youve got a LOT to answer for
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1497572683565.webm
*walks towards you*
Got an interview with Barclays tomorrow as a senior Tuba analyst
>>76259341
more
>>76259361
yes really nonce
>>76259315
sweat
You can't argue with the economics of the argument against Brexit. It's profoundly full of risk and uncertainty which will economically hurt. The real point of Brexit however is in remaining a sovereign nation with laws and borders controlled which will enable to ever encroaching grab of globalism to at least be slowed. The social impacts of globalism are legion from forced privatisation to uncheck immigration.
If you want to see first hand the problems of this you only need to look at that tragic tower. It wasn't full of white middle class. It was full of a newly immigrated dependent class of people clogging the housing system and utterly dependent upon costly government support. And worse than that the sense of angry entitlement from these people who hate the government they depend upon, going so far as to attack the local council offices at a time of crisis.
This is why people voted for Brexit - they don't recognise the values and country they grew up with in these people and that's not a future they want for their kids.
>>76259313
there was a famous one who got machined gunned or something driving across a warzone airport. big story on him at the time.
>>76259384
not in court
just grinded my teeth
think i cracked a tooth
>>76259233
yeah mate fucking bangers
76259390
pls respond
>>76259370
oi
oiii
OIIIIIIIIIIII
did u watch it
>ding-dong
>>76259390
you already posted this
>>76259390
Shan't be reading a single letter of this
the most globalist places in the world are the best ones
>>76259305
You must be lying. Anyway, she dresses her daughter up in tight leather, her daughter watches her father's sex scenes and texts him about them and Kate once tweeted a picture that said "All good daddies should teach their daughters to whistle" or something like that, with a picture of a man pushing two fingers into a girl's mouth.
>>76259366
Good info, cheers.
>>76259435
its the uvf
lot of tory nonces itt
>>76259460
shan't be believing this without proofs
>>76259433
we did eventually
waited hours mind was it doing slep
>>76259477
makes me feel a bit sick
>>76259477
forthwith this is what I shall picture when I think of a runt
>>76259477
mathias ludvik
>>76259477
bonkers how god made this
>>76259516
Runt
miss beating up right wingers in school
>>76259531
>god
>existing
>>76259477
thainonce has lost some weight? wtf?
business idea: United States of Europe
can't think of a decent argument against it 2bh
>>76259558
fascist
might start drinking berocca so I can tell anyone I meet that I drink berocca
>>76259477
summoning the 'ny
sometimes REALLY feel like I want to be a girl
>>76259592
Already did
>>76259558
near perfect post
>>76259578
it would have germans in it, pretty great argument against it if I may so so myself thank you very much
>>76259589
whasat
>>76259578
Counterargument: G*rmans
might start drinking wee so I can tell any drunk girls I meet that I'll drink their wee
>>76259495
Google "Kate beckinsale whistle". It's the first result. Martin Freeman has admitted on tv that his daughter watches his sex scenes. Could not be fucked spoonfeeding.
>>76259567
haha bants
>>76259617
>>76259628
haha yes very original
What's that, Shopper Bear?
>>76259501
silly willy if im not there in like 30 mins assume im not coming
probably, honestly cant remember the whys and wherefores
>>76259578
>can't think of a decent argument against it 2bh
You become us.
*makes america great again*
>>76259578
Hate Germans
god doesn't exist morty
>>76259578
business idea: The New British Empire
Germany can be in charge of finance
>>76259567
>I have a boyfriend
Bender
>>76259643
wonder how that high wycombe flat is doing in the heat
made a 'read
>>>/pol/130564572
>>76259641
Haha yes I'm """""joking"""""
Brexit will make Britain great again
>>76259637
thats clearly a picture of a girl with her own fingers in her mouth.
also martin freeman isn't the dad
>>76259647
u cutn
not sure what we're doing this weekend will keep you informed of the aforesaid
>>76259687
Good lad, will keep tabs on this one
>>76259659
yes that would be fantastic
>>76258762
can't believe I have to live with the fact that she will never smash up my bollocks and tear open my cock head with those heels ramming them each in my japs eye and splitting my pathetic willy in half
all while shes laughing and calling me a worthless excuse of a man, spitting in my face, making me eat her curry shits right out of the toilet bowl
christ life is unfair
>>76259567
>I have a boyfriend
wahey
>>76259718
Meant Martin Sheen. Always get those two mongs mixed up for some reason. You're being wilfully ignorant if you act as though the mouth fingers don't hold sexual implications.
>>76259665
>mainland europe
literally who cares
>>76259775
LADS
>>76259567
me on the right
>>76259729
hope i can attend but shant set owt in stone until nearer the day if poss
going now to be early waha namaste
Love a bit of observational comedy me
>>76259746
>>76259659
>>76259578
very much in support of this idea
alri boyos
bleddy fed up with these ragheads so I am
off to london tomorrow to do my bit toodle oo
>>76259809
good day
favorite porn video of all time?
having a 'nk
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=836228108
>>76259868
cherry potter
*blocks your path*
>>76259876
bit of a mistake there lass
>>76259837
Reported to GCHQ, have a good time explaining your post.
>>76259687
is the universe jew all about bringing suffering of complex molecules into existence and consciousness?
>>76259903
reee fuck off chad
>>76259663
america was never great
>>76259868
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57d3a1de9b5a7
the goal 'f
>>76259868
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=836228108
9/10 people cannot spot this kotkot
In love with this girl
She's literally sucked off a dog and eaten her own shit, both more than once. Not joking
>>76260017
proofs?
>>76260017
doge link
wish /brit/ would leave Tim alone. the man has enough fucking problems without you making a joke out of him
>he does it to himself
he's deranged and profoundly out of touch with reality. its not even as if anything he does anymore is remotely entertaining like it occasionally could be back in Marlow with the dentist etc. Just let him get on with his shell of a life as easy as he can. He'll probably be dead in the next 5 years as his condition finally overwhelms him
like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ObeXKywBvs
this dumb bimbo got some already grated parmesan cheese and she's apparently helping them make a real italian meal
and she's talking about BUYING dough and tossing it in the air... dumb bitch
>>76259995
can't believe you'd post a picture with no cat just to trick people into looking for it
Shadilay!
>>76260017
>She's literally sucked off a dog and eaten her own shit, both more than once. Not joking
proofs
>>76259995
*pretends not to see it and stamps its head into a bloody paste of bone and brain*
hahaha oops x
>>76260034
Can you die from schizophrenia?
>>76260032
>>76260033
her porn name is skye-blu so search for 'skye-blu dog'
>>76260017
yeh seen all her scat vids.
>>76260017
Enough about yer mam
>>76260109
Link
>>76260055
Shadilay brother!
>>76260017
where do I start
>>76260097
Oh.
just scored 40/50 on a geography test where you have to identify countries by their outlines only.
>>76260138
crikey i need a gf
>>76260138
>>76260148
Link
>>76260046
Fuck off Merkel go sell it to /fr/
>>76260148
Guarantee I can do better than 80% gib link
rate me lads
>>76260148
link
>>76260109
Well, that didn't work
>>76260188
>>76260206
https://www.zoo.com/quiz/97-people-cant-identify-individual-countries-just-a-map-outline-can-you
>>76260046
like this
have the feeling that /brit/ is different people every time rather than a community
>>76260213
Sort spots out get decent beard and haircut
then nottoobad/10
>>76260226
that's not the colour he's supposed to be :3
>>76260138
Would love to make out with her whilst rubbing her clit through her underwear
>>76260098
diminished responsibility can lead to all sorts of deaths like with most serious mental illnesses
starship troopers 3 is on netflix, lads
The 2TB HDD is full of porn
Now for the agonising decisions of what porn to delete even though I never watch 90% of it
i also would like a gf. its been far too long. pretty much a born-again virgin at this point. lost all my confidence. fuck my life.
>>76260253
it's the opposite if you install reddit flags, had it for about a week and then realised I was just talking to the same 5 sadcases each day
watching the h3h3 podcast again lads
>>76260271
been on the internet for free for a while 2bh
>>76260271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIsv1YOFNys
Only good part of the film, saved you some time lads
>>76260253
ive been here for over 2 years
>>76260135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiR8VDjXMnQ
>>76260213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elroYaDZwqU
>>76260287
mean
>>76260271
didn't even know there was a SST 2, let alone 3
>>76260283
cant believe i used to do this, let it all go lad
>>76260287
>tfw I used to be neet and was on here hours every day whilst applying for jobs
>>76260287
fuck off devon you nigger
fuck lads, had a camera stuck up my willy today and it still stings when I have a wee, doctor said it would only sting the first 2 times
only ever seem to get matches from munters on tinder/bumble because I swipe right to every one
does this mean I'm ugly too?
>>76260287
put that on for a bit and set my thing to england and then removed it. was pretty shit
am still paranoid that it'll show up as england if I pretend to be from another part of the UK
>SST
>>76260355
they're shite
>>76260391
yes
http://heavy.com/news/2017/06/terry-williams-milwaukee-police-shooting-lakefront-victim-suspect-dead-update/
>>76260355
2 is shit but 3 is the perfect campy sequel
>>76260283
>only one 2TB HDD full of porn
heh get on my level kid
Cashed the change jar in
£125
>>76260368
devon here. he's right.
>>76260017
she used to be on babestation as well
https://xhamster.com/movies/2952718/officer_charlene_on_rlc.html
>>76260366
>tfw that's me now
>>76260482
Hello janny
>>76260482
are you in your 30s?
>>76260511
in my 40s
>>76260511
50s
every single person should have reddit flags
Off to Croatia on Thursday lads
redditpol discord out
>>76260547
Doubt they have got a flag for my village
>>76260556
don't come back
just switched reddit flags back on
anyone remember me?
can't believe i've managed to bully TWO reddit flaggers into deleting the extension
>>76260607
bored them into deletion maybe.
REDBONE is a fucking TUNE
>>76260606
what flag
>>76260502
>tfw I tried Reddit flags but stopped as people started recognising me by my county
might cancel the lads holiday I've got insurance on the flights
spent one hour trying to wank and still can't get off
>>76260656
hello nigger
>>76260607
you have reddit flags, you fucking redditor
NEED a scottish gf
>>76260654
aren't you in your 30s?
>>76260656
still waiting for them to install it
someone please for the love of god make a new thread
>>76260705
just said 40s. keep up.
>>76260658
theres no room for softness, not in redditflagging. no place for weakness. only the hard and strong may call themselves redditflaggers. only the hard. only the strong
>>76260671
just wanked 5 minutes ago and came in about 2 minutes
>>76260723
shant
>>76260761
Legitimately just cringed so hard that my face caved it