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Gun to the bollocks edition
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support local business
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anime
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>Jackie Speier (Dem.–Cali's 14-th District) totally MURDERING those russian names by her yanktarded pronunciation
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shadilay lads
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ah yes, /brit/
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>>76236917
read every fucking word of this and fucking loved it
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>>76236917
>no redditspacing

shan't even bother with this mess
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>>76236914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFA6hxfnVjM
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Really should not be awake right now

gonna throw away my speed methinks
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imagine being british

just give it a go for a second

dire
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>>76236917
sounds genuinely autistic desu
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>>76236940
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>>76236949
cannot fathom it
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>>76236917
Well clearly he's clinically autistic and should be diagnosed as such. At least its not anime, thatd be a whole other horror show.
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I'm a post number magician, I can do almost anything with post numbers
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Are Spaniards white?
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>>76236917

Sounds like shitty parents who don't know that their child is probably a spastic.
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Cuckio, cuckio... Where for art thou cuckio?
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>>76235221
Bought a new car lads
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post ur country

if u live in the same country u have 2 meet

usa
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Imagine living on a massive desert island

Where all the wildlife can kill you

And the internet is sub third world

Dire
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>>76237003
She'll be white once I'm done
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wish this country was colonised by germans instead of anglos
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'cause loving you is easy
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>>76237019
where my Bolivia boys @
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>>76236949
imagine living in a glorified dog kennel while rorkes and rasheeds compete for the highest pedestrian hit score in the streets and it never stops raining and your smug labour friends never stop talking about are jez and innately you come to understand through your life experiences that there is no light at the end of the tunnel and you will die alone and unloved in a terrorist attack on your rainy little island floating around in the north sea
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Imagine living

Dire
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>>76237018
alri gaylad
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>>76237031
It would currently be a massive refugee center, funded by the eu
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>>76237023
Imagine living on a tiny island

Where Muslims run you over with trucks

And refugees are pouring in from your neighbours

Dire
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>>76237023
24 million people admittedly isn't a lot, but it hardly qualifies as a desert island.
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imagine being a thinking man and therefore a radical centrist

not bad frankly
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>>76237068
We are literally standing shoulder-to-shoulder, me mate Kev fell in the harbour yesterday and there was no room for him to get back on land so he drowned.
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Haven't slept at all and I have to leave for my motorcycle practical test in an hour lads hahaha
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>>76237068
perfect time to entice /brit/ for a nice holiday in australia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ4NuX0qWuY
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>>76237087
F
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>>76237056
Thats just london mate. And we havent taken any refugees.

You have third world jnternet and live in a furnace all year round regardless of your lication though
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>A man has died and eight people have been injured after a van ploughed into pedestrians near a north London mosque.

Why won't you fucking racists stop killing the mandem?
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>>76237045
it's 27c and cloudless, I hate it.
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>there are as many Australians as all the Danes, Norges, Finns and Swedes combined

Really makes me think
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>mfw this pic takes 10 mins to load on Australia
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>>76237087
i love my fellow posters
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>>76237103
*proves you wrong*

can't go outside without a sweater x
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>>76237129
>Weetangera
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>>76237023
we're getting nbn in a few days so you're not allowed to make fun of our internet anymore
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*Joins an Australian CS server*
*Throws a smoke grenade*
*Leaves*
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>lives in a first world country with a social safety net
>free access to education on almost any subject
>has shelter, food in the cupboards and clean water access on demand
>literal as safe as can be
>is depressed

Hmm, not sure this is possible tbqh
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>>76237047
**rolls coal on you"
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>>76237092
Not so fast the Tourism Authority of Thailand reporting in.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=044_1446543703
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might go to bed
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>>76237144
Don't think you understand depression
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>>76237129
holy fuck you actually live in canberra, you poor fucking bastard. i drove through it not finding a reason to stop beyond asking directions at the main city police station for how to get out of the city.
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Looking Buxton on google streetview, looks quite nice.
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>>76237129
Literally a furnace. Might as well be africa
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dad just asked me to clean my room and I said "You and what army?"
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>>76237145
why did you get a diesel? and is that an exhaust coming out of the hood?
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>>76237161
>le "I'm so sad abloo abloo" meme

Sounds like you need to man up tbqh, why wasn't depression this rampant back in the 60s? Because it's a special snowflake construct like being a tranny
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>>76237144
notice how depression only happens in 1st world countries
hmmmmmm xoxo
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climbed over a barbed wire fence yesterday and got me ballbag caught on it
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>>76237182
>"You and what army?"
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>>76237166
can't fathom not living in 'erra

sort yourself out
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Lads how is the /GF2017/ going for you ?
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>>76237187
Because its neat and diesel is cheap
Yes
Originaly a 260e
Then á 2.5l non turbo
Now a 2.9l turbo
Imported in 2003
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>>76237144
ah yes, i'm very hungry, shall be developing depression
ah whats that, someone might attack me, might get depressed over that
ohh no its raining and i don't have an umbrella, depression here i come
brainlet
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Australians pay $20 for a pack of cigarettes
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He killed one lousy person in a half-arsed attack, and has given the Left the opportunity to construct a brand-new anti-white pro-Muslim narrative.

This is a disaster for us on all counts.
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>>76237211
not too good

thinking about going to uni after all just for the social experience
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>>76237211
>gf
fuck off hetero
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>>76237212
Btw just checked the tank and the fucker was running on red diesel
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>>76237211
i've moved over to the /cide2017/ programme
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>it's a the left is politicizing a tragedy whilst demonizing the right for doing the same episode

seen this one a million times
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>>76237225
>anti-white pro-Muslim narrative.
>brand new
hmm
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>>76237211
Cystic acne has returned so quite badly.
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>>76237223
if the government wants to make tax money off degenerate bogans i see no harm in that
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>>76237225
>This is a disaster for us on all counts.
Are you a rorke?
Escalation of any sort will only help the nationalist/rorke cause.
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Hey /brit/. This is me. Just to prove that girls really do post on here.
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bit tired of all these terrorist attacks lads
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>>76237259
racist
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>>76237255
That's not you sweaty x
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>>76237255
I'm a girl too. Hehe, silly boys. We're in your secret club.
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/bf2011/ still going
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>>76237223
we have socialised healthcare, and smokers are living longer than ever.

if you choose to smoke in this day and age, with all known risks, eat a dick and pay up
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really wish I had a bath
just crouched down in the shower to mimic its effects
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>>76237282
uh oh lad, you brought up the socialism word while there are yanks in the thread
expect their cold war psyche to be fully unleashed upon you
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>socialised healthcare
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>smoke for quick stress relief, heightened concentration and pleasant buzz
>live 5 years less at most

OY VEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>76237144
easy life just creates weak people, the same thing applies to birth rates
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How hard will May fuck up her response to this latest tragedy?
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>>76237299
isn't it funny how we have effectively the same healthcare as european countries but we keep it a secret because they need something to feel good about
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>there's a country in africa named nigger and its shaped like a chicken leg
how the fuck did this happen
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>>76237297
>>76237299
kek
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wahey

willy

willy wahey poo

wahey

willy

wahey willy fanny paki poo

wahey

willy

silly willy poo

wahey

fanny

wanna have a go with you
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>>76237304
issue is moreso in complications whilst living. that's why it's more important than ever to tax it. there's a high probability that our generation of smokers will easily have their cancers cured by the time onset is most common, but it won't be cheap. there will also be ongoing health problems with them that will need addressing.
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Reckon birth rates should be measured in IQ points instead of number of children.
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>>76236917
If only I had ever had it this easy
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>>76237328
wonder if the french and british tried to find the most efficient way to divide africa into chicken shaped nations once they left. probably would be much more peaceful in the congo if it were shaped like a chicken leg today.
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>>76237282
I don't understand people who say they can't quit smoking.

Here's how cigarettes work. You feel bad (sick) because of nicotine withdrawal so you have another cigarette to feel good. This is what the addiction is all about. You feel feverish and anxious due to lack of nicotine.

I've quit smoking many times. You just feel like shit for 1-3 days, and then it's out of your system.

From my experience, people who say they can't quit smoking are just pussies who can't handle a few days of fever-like symptoms and anxiousness. No one's putting cigarettes in your mouth. Nicotine is an illusion, and once you understand that, you can easily overcome it. You're choosing to live in an illusion.
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>>76237350
Shant.
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>>76237350
alexei sayle did something similar for his first night at the comedy store.
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>>76237370
>they can't quit smoking are just pussies who can't handle a few days of fever-like symptoms and anxiousness. No one's putting cigarettes in your mouth. Nicotine is an illusion, and once you understand that, you can easily overcome it. You're choosing to live in an illusion.
People who complain about not being able to quit just don't care. It's not difficult you're right.
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another one of my controversial opinions: people shouldn't live past the age of 60 unless absolutely necessary (ie farming)
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>quitting smoking and succumbing to the health jew
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>>76237304
Smoking reduces your lifespan by about 20 years. You also age quicker, and you're sicker, weaker, smellier, and overall enjoy a lower quality of life than if you didn't smoke.
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>>76237370
Fat people can't quit shoving food into their fat fucking mouths and nobody takes them up on it, addiction is the same in principle across all mediums
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>>76237390
people who worked and paid taxes their entire lives are entitled to live for as long as they like
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>addiction is the same in principle across all mediums
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>>76237404
>Smoking reduces your lifespan by about 20 years
Source? Poorfags who smoke two packs a day don't represent me.
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>>76237370
>>76237406
there's a difference between psychological addiction and physiological addiction. nicotine is the latter. retards
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>>76237420
australian stats have it at roughly 10 years iirc
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i wore a fedora between the ages of 11 to 17
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Any you lads want to hear a work story? It involves Brendan but I swear it isn't some meme.
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>>76237370
>I've quit smoking many times
so you've never actually managed to quit then
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>>76237434
Probably inflated by bogans who smoke two packs a day still.
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>get caught saying nigger once
>your entire career is over
makes you think
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>>76237453
nothing wrong with this
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>>76237439
no
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>i wore a fedora between the ages of 11 to 17
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>>76237370
you haven't quit smoking if you start smoking again. most people relapse into smoking because of associated behaviours with smoking i.e. having a smoke with a coffee, a smoke with a beer etc.
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>>76237453
it's as if actions have consequences
baffling
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Qué hacen negros
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>>76237439
tell us your brendan story lad
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>The PM will chair an emergency meeting later.

Literally can't fucking breathe from howling so much, Mummy May didn't give two shites about Grenfell but she's doing an 'emergency meeting' because a rorke killed someone
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love talkin' 'bout your generation
love josh thomas
simple as
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Nobody ever really quits, a smoker is always a smoker when the chips are down.
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imagine being the PM of the UK this day-in-age and waking up every day to hear about yet another 'rist attack and then needing to do PR work

exhausting
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>>76237502

Don't know what all the fuss is about desu. Driving a van into a crowd is a new British tradition
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Racism should be a crime.

Think about it. All the racist of every race would be under one roof. Our prisons would be more diverse
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q8BLfefGtg
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>>76236920
did a think when i saw this
thought 'that's probably not a muslim.who dun it then'
reckon people who arent leftists make more rational judgements about these things
leftists say either it's a white man or that we must wait for all the facts
radical centrists like me know when to blame rorke and when to blame rasheed
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>>76237510
not true, i quit 2 years ago

have had a few isolated fags since then but i never fully relapsed, nor was i temped to
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I once worked as technician Hollywood b-movie studio and that week Brendan was filming some guest appearance in a show.
I can't really remember what the show was called, it was cancelled pretty fast. What I do remember, all to well, is that it was Brendan's birthday.
Brendan brought own cake to the studio in this little white box, walking around with a little smile telling people on set they better
"Hurry to be first to grab a bite!" of the cake, because he didn't have enough for the whole crew everyone. I was pretty busy until lunch so I didn't pay any mind.

Lunch eventually came around, so I wrapped up my jobs and walked off to the lunch room. Usual scene, makeup girl clique sipping their coffees while the heavy movers
gobbled down big meaty lunches. Then I saw Brendan sitting alone at a table next to the wall, eyes staring across the room like they were becalmed. He was stonefaced.
I followed his gaze and saw the cake, big colourful icing and all, on the countertop. He had taken it out of his box and left it there with a knife, but it was untouched.'
The icing was starting to shine a little. I tried to justify the situation to myself but it was fucking bleak. I love Brendan from The Mummy and all the other great shit
he's been in. I had to make it up to him somehow. I waited for the lunch room to be empty and sneaked inside and cut myself a slice of cake.
I couldn't eat it because I'm diabetic and was already a little high, so I carefully lowered the piece into the trashcan and placed the rest of the
cake back into the fridge so that people might eat it tomorrow. I just wanted Brendan to know that he still had a mate about.

Continued
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>>76237531
literal thought police mentality
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>>76237545
If we can't imprison people for what they think, how do we maintain a pure society?
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can''t find my bankcard ..
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>>76237539
>few isolated fags since then
precisely, anytime you're in a difficult position in life and need to take a 10 minute breather outside away from cunts stressing you out, you'll want a fag.
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>>76237541
heard it m8. thought you were going to tell a different one. don't bother finishing if you're just reposting. lazy twat.
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Female colleague is a bit angry with me as I let slip the term "basketball American" in conversation. Manager (lad) found it funny though so I think I'm in the clear
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>>76237556
fuck off you irritating little polyp
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>>76237545
can I bum a fag?
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>>76237565
no i was just bored

every single time felt sick afterwards and had regretted it as well
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>>76237556
we don't
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has thairorke ever admitted to being wrong on any matter?
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So what happened in the 'don then lads?
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>>76237510
Nice projection there you weak cunt
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can I PLEASE bum a fag off one of youse
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>>76237588
How do we fight fascism and other extreme ideologies when people can think and say whatever they want without fear of prison?
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>>76237596
nah. closest you get is when the smug nonce twat says he can't continue the conversation cos he's going to lunch. just means you've won and he's wrong desu
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>>76236917
This is actual autism
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>>76237612
want to know what's really extreme? open borders
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>>76237523
Just coming out of a messy election as well

Reckon may is capable, though. Always seemed like a steely leader. A bit of respite wouldn't go amiss though, have to spare her some thoughts
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Just 20 years ago incidents like this would be unheard of in London but now they're daily occurrences and if you even leave your dwelling there's a massive target painted on your back, like a hunted fox. What a sad excuse of a "country' the United Kingdom is
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>>76237596
nah he'll either stop replying, say he's gotta go to lunch, take 5 steps back and try to salvage a win in some different realm or say he was never arguing to begin with
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Hmmm... yes.
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>>76237582
.. you do what you want, just make sure you wash your hands.
>>76237583
> i was just bored
this is worse.
>>76237596
I'll happily admit I'm wrong if I am.
>>76237612
Educate people in critical thinking and have faith that the correct ideas will prosper whilst the shit ones are ridiculed.
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>>76237622
what a dumb fucking fascist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, bigoted twat
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eat like a pig
drink like a fish

still perfectly healthy
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>>76237638
You're forgetting the IRA but I do agree to an extent, contemporary W. Europe might as well be Mogadishu
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>>76237609
yeah ok
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started a new monster hunter save
fun game but quite autistic
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We shouldn't jump to conclusions - for all you know it was a muslim.

And even if it was a white person, we need to understand the process of radicalisation and the effect that muslim violence has on fostering radical beliefs in the community.

Muslims need to change and become more tolerant and accepting, we need to ban hate preachers and the like in order not to give oxygen to radicals that distort the peaceful teachings of christ to drive lone men to commit acts of violence.

#illdrivewithyou
#notallwhitepeople
#carryonengland
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>>76237656
delete this image mate
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>>76237634
>in 2017 ideologies are judged based on how cool their memes are, instead of how good their ideas are
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>>76237668
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>>76237668
what's your deal with these two frogs in particular
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>>76237667
>#notallwhitepeople
no but it's enough of them for us to point out a pattern, it doesn't make us racist. if we kicked out all the white people this wouldn't happen simple as
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>>76237681
ah yes, the job application
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bf got a cheeky dominos while i was passed out last night
he got one for me too so thats ok
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>>76237667
>>And even if it was a white person, we need to understand the process of radicalisation and the effect that muslim violence has on fostering radical beliefs in the community.
You know from a lefty perspective this is a really good argument
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>>76237667
My money is on Muslim, why would you think otherwise? Muslims are killing each other quite literally as we speak, statistically speaking and they've been running people over all over Europe for some time now.
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>>76237717
wish I had a bf
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>>76237698
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delete these too mate
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>>76237717
ask him for his opinion on long distance skype three-ways with an australian lad
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Thailad, what do the Thais think about the current Rohinga situation?
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*rams a car into the mosque and radicalises the moderates*
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Next day at lunch, Brendan goes to the fridge, takes out the cake and leaves it on the bench again. He wanders back over to his wall-table, sits down and starts'
staring at the partially-eaten cake again. He was smiling. Just a little, but it was really touching. It felt good too seeing Brendan feeling happy for once.
Suddenly I see someone clearing off his plate look over and shout "HEY BRENDAN, ISN'T THIS YOUR CAKE IN THE TRASH?". I could have screamed.
Brendan gives him this look like his face is melting and just stutters out "w-w-what?". The the co-worker motions him over. I saw Brendan unsteadily
get up to walk over to the trashcan. The guy tells him "BRENDAN I KNOW YOU'RE A GUEST, BUT TOSSING AWAY SUGARY STUFF LIKE THIS REALLY STINKS UP THE PLACE".
He just finished clearing his plate into the bin and walked off back to his table.

Brendan didn't move a bit from the first moment he set eyes upon the bottom of that bin. I couldn't move either. He spent the entire break like this.
I remember the cake said something like "Happy birthday Brendan, Wishing you all the best with your new job and career", and it had so happened that the piece i had carefully
placed at the bottom was cut from the end. People filtered past him, cleaning out their plates and throwing their cups into the bin, but he didn't move a muscle.
I felt terrible but I had to move. I couldn't say anything as I went by so I just hurried out. Later that day I was about to finish up and head out, but I couldn't find my
jacket. I went over to the lunchroom to see if it was there. As I walked past the bin I had to take a look. Brendan had left. The rest of the cake was in the trash, the whole
solid piece with the one piece taken out. I didn't know what to do so I just left. I never saw him again after that.
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off to work lads
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https://streamable.com/ods06
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still can't stop pooing blood lads,
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>>76237732
I think this is pretty much the general consensus
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I just heard the good news. good job lads.
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lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rWuNOvN20k

tune
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alHAMdulilah
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might become a psychedelic buddhist
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>>76237746
Might need to go to your GP
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>>76237724
he's 43 so probabky not a muslim
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>>76237753
takes me all day to drink a cup of coffee haha
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>>76237777
Not sure why that makes any difference whatsoever. Perhaps he's been a bad Muslim and wants to get the top tier perks in heaven.
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>>76237735
praying this isn't true Tbh
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>>76237731
i'd be too jealous of you
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hope i die in war, die on the battlefield, die for my country

i hope i die a hero one day
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>>76237741
>>
>rorke
leftycuck
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I'm kinda glad some muslims got what was coming to them but not really because you know this shit is gonna be pushed in the media so hard
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>>76237754
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>wake up
>another event

it keeps happening
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>>76237815
part and parcel m8, simple as
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>>76237815
You'll get used to it eventually..
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perfectly safe here lads cheers for asking
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>>76237815
yodeling at this frog
that hair, lmao
>>
Not sure where this aus-uk rivalry is coming from itt

Our countries are tight, culturally and politically. History extends and we are essentially family in the grand scheme of things
>>
All my clothes are on the washing line and I don't have anything to wear to go outside and get them
>>
>>76237769
The problem with religion is that I need space to spread my wings spiritually, and an organised religion is like a bird cage.

I might believe in reincarnation, astrology, Vishnu, the teachings of Siddartha Gotama, Nostradamus, bektashi mysticism, but I wouldn't call myself a Hindu, a Buddhist, a Christian, or a Muslim. God put me hear to expand my mind. Not to close it off to possibilities. When people ask, I just tell them I'm spiritual.
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>>76237815
p&p
>>
>>76237837
>aus-uk rivalry
haha rivalry
you wish you were in the same league as us :^)
>>
>>76237833
delete this image off your hard drive mate
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>>76237837
upvoted this post x

and in most meaningful respects there isn't a rivalry because the UK is about 50x more relevant
>>
>>76237815
the writers have shaken it up a bit this time, now it's a white bloke attacking muslims
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>>76237837

Death to Australians, Freedom for /brit/
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>>76237853
>it's a yank finally catches on to a gimmick 6 months after it was funny episode
fuck off
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>>76237842
just shut the fuck up
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I wonder if the response from the muslim community will be one of love and understanding?

perhaps we could blast "Don't Look Back in Anger" over some speakers across london
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>>76237838
>I don't have anything to wear
pics x
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>>76237867
>>
>>76237876
Why do you always jump at the chance to be insufferably gay?
>>
love men simple as
would suck off most of my high school friends and would want to be fucked by them
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>>76237845
Again, don't you think your country benefits greatly from our international relationship. Gotta network to get places senpai
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>>76237858
sad, cagers have no religion
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>>76237898
>>
>>76237867
>>76237882
>>76237898
canadian shitting up MY thread
>>
>>76237920
it's more likely than you think
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>insufferably gay

Editor's note: perhaps if you're so bothered by a joke, you shouldn't visit this general Rasheed.
>>
>TRANSGENDER IS AN ILLNESS
*moves to a country with shitloads of trannies*

haha guess who lads
>>
>>76237894
>high school
FOY
>>
>>76237943
nonce rorke
>>
watched that hbo doco on heroin in cape cod last night lads. noticed something weird about the addicts

>people most optimistic that they're going to make it out end up OD'ing
>people most cynnical about their lives do well in recovery

really got the neurons racing
>>
>>76237943
loool
>>
>>76237920
many such cases
>>
King of Thailand is a tranny. His personnel know him as the Queen of Bang Cock.
>>
>>76237959
the second category still has an instinct of self-preservation
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stop hating our based maga president awoo
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>>76237996
7-1
7-1
7-1
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>>76237935
>>>/lgbt/
go back to your containment board faggot
>>
>>76237996
post poo street please
>>
it's postage and packaging mate
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>literally more addictive than heroin
>muh willpower just stop smoking lol

Absolute brainlets, one and all
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>>76237943
I have no problems with gays or trannies or anything like that, each to their own.

Perhaps one day you will find a position I actually have to try to form an argument against.
>>
>>76237935
ah yes the lewd request with some plausible deniability that you insist on posting constantly
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h8TdIzy0yw

me a few months ago when I met up with thailad in bangkok

had a lot of fun, his favourite part was the tranny surprise x
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>>76238006
hahahaha
>>
>>76238003
Matthew 7:1; "Do not judge, or you too will be judged." ~ Jesus Christ
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Got to ride an ostrich yesterday
>>
>>76238018
>that you insist on posting constantly
i've gotta tell you, there's probably more than me since i've not posted in days
>>
>>76238038
creasing
>>
>>76237951
It's called high school in the north you Southern wankers so you're even more of a Yank than northerners
>>
>>76238038
why did you decide to wear loafers out to ride an ostrich
>>
>>76238015
>Perhaps one day you will find a position I actually have to try to form an argument against.
anti thairorke posters fucking btfo
>>
>>76237129
bet it took you 5 minutes to upload that image lmao
>>
>>76238014
its less addictive than heroin
>>
>>76238014
What is, tobacco?
>>
>>76238059
I was drinking
beer is cheap and they were selling it everywhere
>>
>>76238038
>loafer white sock combo

kiddy diddler confirmed
>>
Durka durka Muhammad islam

jihad durka durka
>>
>>76238003
wait we won 7-1 over pakistan
>>
>>76238038
you look well fit hnng
>>
>>76238014
hate excuses
>>
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>>76238038
why is this so funny
i'm laughing like a retard
>>
The Grenfell flats were mostly 4 bedroom 2000th square feet
>>
>>76238038
Is Vietlad, dare I say it, /ourguy/?
>>
>>76237189
can you say this through vocaroo pls? I imagine that sentence sounds hilarious from an aussie
>>
>>76238038
nice socks dude
>>
I'm waiting for the bus and it's just too hot lads
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Bible Quote 7:11; "The path to Kingdom of Heaven is open 24/7, and the chili/cheese machine is free with purchase of nachos or a hotdog." ~ God
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>>76238038
>>
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>>76238094
>4 bedroom 2000sqf flats in Kensington

ah yes, poor people
>>
morning cregg
mornin zach
morning gay romanian
morning gay lithuanian living in Ireland
>>
>>76238109
>>76238075
too ivy league for you?
>>
>>76238058
um no sweaty it isn't
t. up north
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>>76238072
Yes

>>76238067
Morphine actually, my bad
>>
morning lads
morning nonce
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>>76238129
love black men
simple as
>>
>>76238129
whoever made that is a creep
>>
>>76238129
I don't get it? Americans have a lot of sex?

That's an insult?
>>
>>76238125
God bless America
I lived there for 5 years as a kid but because my parents were quite strict with our diets, I never got to experience delicacies like Chilli Cheese Dogs, Sloppy Joes, a multitude of fried food
>>
>>76238173
You're not insulted only because you are also black.
>>
>>76238145
Unironically enrages me, imagine being a fucking wog, you just come here, breed and get a huge flat in Kensington.
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>>76238058
definitely isnt t. went to secondary in yorkshire
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>>76238094
Proof?
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>>76238146
>morning gay romanian
morning
>>
So heard on the news that some young British lad drove a truck onto muslims. Later on the news stated that UK will now increase the amount of aid to decrease islamophobia. Good job lads!
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>>76238153
You're fucking joking
Tobacco is fine if you're strong
>>
>>76238185
I don't see race, man. I just see people. And some people have big penises and ebony skin and sleep with my wife.
>>
>>76238203
why all those times in the recent years that a muslim killed a white british person didn't they increase the amount of aid to decrease islam?
>>
>>76238152
I'm sweaty it is in my part of the north
t. Lancslad
>>
>>76238193
See
>>76238231
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>>76238227
No idea, ask the fools who run the nation.
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will sweden be the new destination for people like thainonce?
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fellow pedes, we love our awooposters, don't we?
shadilay!
>>
>>76238260
POO
IN
LOO
haha
>>
>>76238248
hrm
nothing wrong here
these people were probably just oppressed by the patriarchy in the past, definitely plausible that such huge numbers of people had pure transsexual souls unrelated to their body
>>
>>76238260
hope pakistan nukes your "country" and its "denizens" off the map for that pathetic performance at the cricket
>>
who tuched my chocolits??
>>
>>76238280
rasheed
>>
>>76238291
i too have seen that video
>>
>>76238276
Well we had before this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compulsory_sterilisation_in_Sweden
>>
I didn't lose any weight this week
>>
>>76238280
Who's talking about cricket anymore? It's all hockey in India. They've joined us in what is undoubtedly the most patrician sport there is.

Just yesterday India defeated Pakistan 7-1 proving desert-dwelling muslims are shit at the most noble sport.
>>
what would austin powers do to stop terrorism
>>
>>76238324
shut up you stupid canadian cunt, literally nobody has ever wanted your opinion on anything
>>
>>76238324
your hockey and our hockey are different sport m8
>>
>>76238352
>>76238352
>>76238352
nuuu
>>
>>76238336
Install gentoo
>>
>>76236833
Wish my bf would cuck me.
>>
Pretty sure there is a cryptosheed and a metarorke in this thread, might even be the same person. I have more to investigate. Anyone with more information should contact me through the usual channels.

- A.R.C
>>
>>76238316

Good lad. Don't fall for Jewish pro-skinny propaganda
>>
test
>>
testtt
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testt
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