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Coasties smell

North Dakota best Dakota.

new job on monday for real. neet mode over

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Time for work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qmaLEOYMSY

>>76140934
GDP growth is the first thing that comes to mind
Generally speaking we here in SD are also outpacing you in falling graduations, mostly because of transplants and kiddos without stable lives coming here

Many more but I don't have the time

>>76140982
North Dakota is a vassal to Minnesota, so no

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>>76141073
rip

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I'm sexy and I know it

>>76141073
me too. what job?

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fuck I gotta start getting ready for my substance abuse counseling session

reeeeeee

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What makes nips so fucking weird

I've lived my whole life on the presupposition that i'm not real

>>76141256
got caught smoking the devils lettuce

>>76140940
There's more to do and more of a life to live the more successful you get here. All the people living in studio apartments here are your basic flyovers/rich immigrants. The difference is, the rich immigrants can afford it; the flyovers try to afford it.

There isn't jack to do in the midwest states.

Depends what kind of a life you are looking for. If you're okay with settling for less, don't move here.

>>76141094
You're way behind on GDP either way. A lot of those stats you post drop due to the illegals we have here, but as for the average person born in this country, it is a great place to start.

How does any of what you said someone who is trying to be at his best and not just bum it?

If you're not a bum and are looking to make it, California is the best state because California will give you everything and their is a lot of opportunities here.

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>>76141256
>She wants the big stick

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>>76141395
no I got an OWI, rolled my car on some muddy gravel booze cruising.

Blew over a .3
>>76141475
fag

>>76141094
>North Dakota is a vassal state so no
And South Dakota is a vassal to North Dakota

tfw ywn be a japanese high school student

*sharts*

where is the canadian who eats shit?

>>76141446
>there isnt jackshit to do in the midwest states

there just as much, you talk like there aren't cities with huge bars, concerts, bands coming through, state fairs ect ect.

There are also small towns to go mudding in and miles and miles of gravel roads to cruise on and fields to travel through, dams to go fishing at, rivers to tube down and drink.

>in 1969 we hated commies so much that 3 men strapped a giant bomb to their asses and flew to the moon for no other reason than to prove a point

blows my mind buds

Don't let anyone tell you you can't get a girlfriend
You just have to set your standards really low

>>76141536
that sucks. at least you had a nice buzz goin on

>>76141632
Basic shit.

I worked in trucking and majority of people I came into contact with from midwest complained it was boring.

We have what you have and more.

>>76141646
yeah those scientists and astronomers are dumb they make it look like rocket science huh?

Hans, post your thought provoking shit you said you would.

I know you lying, but do it anyway

Whenever I think about something at length it comes back to me killing myself

>>76141646
prove we went to the moon

>>76141850
are you perpetually hammered

Im so fucking jealous

>>76141860
prove you arnt the janny

>>76141850
I don't get the complex racial politics of this image

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not sure if i should do something...

>>76141746
You're talking to guys who make a living going coast to coast. I'd imagine that would be the case considering they get a handful of what each state has to offer.

I also don't doubt you have more shit to do, just truckers are biased

>>76141933
i've never done anything to suggest i'm a janny

>>76141978
Ill stop exposing you as janny if you permaban fk and anyone who responds to him

>tfw ywn be a japanese high school girl/boy

>>76142011
im not a janny so i can't do that

>>76142096
would you?

>>76142149
yes, i would ban him on sight but i can't

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>>76142185
>i would ban him on sight but i can't
cuck

>>76142231
i'd ban you too

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>>76142292
but you cant
cuck

>>76141446
except almost everyone in cummiefornia is poor
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_locations_by_per_capita_income

I tell people that i've worked hard to become a fast typist, when really it was just constantly writing posts for this place

OFFICIAL LIST OF POSTERS I WOULD PERMABAN IF I WAS JANNY


1. fk
POWERGAP
2. Iroquois
3. Ryan
POWERGAP
4. cara beaner
5. that dunking donuts guy

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>>76142364

the small city I live in is doing pretty good

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>mexicans

>>76141973
It wasn't just truckers. Dispatchers, managers, etc.

I was curious what the midwest/south/east were like so I would ask them every time I came into contact with them(every day).

The gist of it was "these other states are nice, they look beautiful, but i'd want to live in california"

*buys 100 ngr coins*

>>76142625
nigger coins?

>>76142441
i'm sure that makes up for the poor living conditions most people in your state face

>>76142678
yes

FUCK, I smashed my thumb in a car door

>>76142689
Sometimes it's best to just avoid and move on.

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no desire to do anything

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My eyes are up here

>>76142364
>>76142707
Most people that live in poor conditions are illegal immigrants.

Like I said, someone who isn't mentally handicapped or language capped could do well here.

My city is great too

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>ETH and LTC up
>Bitbean down
I KNOW I KNOW I LET YOU DOWN

>>76142523
Dispatchers as in police?

>>76141611

based Jack

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I discovered that my Professor had the creator of Reddit as one of his students. He said he wasnt particularly bright but he was good with people and did well in management

>>76143252
D E S P A C I T O

>>76143252
No truck dispatchers, brokers, sales, etc. from the midwest

>>76143371
Why did ur posts get deleted

>>76143529

gross

>>76142115
I feel bad for them. Im really sympathetic to white girls. I hate when bad things happen to them

H

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>>76141566
>Yw be a Japanese hign school girl who has an illicit affair with her creepy math teacher and gets pregnant by him and forced to marry him despite the massive age difference and give up the possibility of going to college , then after he dies from old age, has an incestuous relation ship with the resulting son and have a child/grandchild by him

>>76143707
*Ywn

>>76143573
They are whores, Sven. Whore is a whore, regardless of race/ethnicity.

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>>76142976
And your boyfriend's are down there. If you don't want anything to happen you know what you must do.

enough wasting time.
gunna go work out, buds
i'll be back later

>>76143841
Im latin american. Anyway i hate slut-shaming.

el dominicANO

>>76144158
>importing third world memes to your general
Why would you shit up your own general with /lat/ cancer

ISTP master race

I was very upset this morning but i'm doing better now

Lads how do we stop white genocide?

you know what tastes really good?

Cherry turnovers

Why do people think WE WUZ is racist

>>76144866
have children and talk to your white friends about the benefits of having a family
i do this, but only when i'm drunk

>>76145199
White women only like African, Muslim, and Latino men tho

>>76145256
>Latino men
Can confirm...

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>>76144570
>>76144757
>>76144866
>>76145072
>>76145118
what's going on here?

>>76145295
Pretty much every man as long as they aren't white. It's hard to propegate when our women are infertile and not attracted to you

>>76145256
If that is true how come white women are the least likely to marry outside their race of any group and also the most likely group on online dating sites not to respond to men outside their race?

Wow is it that time already?

Reggaeton makes us latinos look bad

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>>76145373
>Online dating
>A good measure of anything

FOB

>>76145382
Latinos make Latinos look bad

>yep I'll just ignore marriage statistics and internet info because it ruins my cuckolding fantasies

Am i too mentally challenged to join the US army :/

Im not latino.

>>76145410
it's 2017 you fuck
get your dick wet first

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>>76145469
Joke's on you I have photographic evidence

It's hot as hell and there aren't even sexy bikini girls. What the fuck is this shit?

wanna jack off to some lesbian porn

>>76145516
Why do germanic women like inferior arabs

Nope. That's what they call cherry picking.

But in all seriousness why does someone go on 4chan to a random general on /int/ and pretend to be a cuckold?

>>76145561
All indo European language speaking women do

>>76145561
>inferior

I dislike MUSLIMS but actually have lots of respect for arabs.

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>>76145576
Here's another picture
>>76145616
C'mon lad they are inferior

I probably have more arab blood than all the rest of you combined so it would be unwise to shit on arabs desu.

Alexis is the best female name

>>76145616
Why? They have never contributed anything to modern civilization and everyone hates their guts

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>its another interracial marriage/dating argument

>>76145600
Southern european women rarely date arabs

>>76144132
It's not shaming. It's like me labeling a child for being a child. I'm not going to talk to the child like an adult the same way I'm not going to treat a slut like a woman i'd marry.

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>They have never contributed anything to modern civilization

Brainlets please leave.

I want to ask a qt girl on a date. What do?

what do i want for dinner/lunch/breakfast buds?
cooking is not an option

I starve myself as punishment for being lazy and useless.
The hunger pangs make me feel less guilty and i'm getting a more attractive body to boot.

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>>76145763
Wrong pic related is the product of a morrocan man having sex with an Italian woman

>>76145777
>mexico
There are like 130 million mexicans and not a single one of them is a genius

>>76145763
Southern europeans are quite literally arab rape babies, they did/do it all the time

>>76145829
disgusting

>>76145777
>Mexican intellectuals

>>76145829
Look at those evil eyes, you can tell there's no humanity inside that human looking creature

>>76145861
>>76145910
All european women from the deserts of southern Spain to the Forrests of Finland all the way to the desolate Russian steppe belong to Arab and African dick

why doesn't the janny delete terrible posts?
quality of content is in the rules

>>76145641
hey that's German rapper turned terrorist Deso Dogg

>>76145855
Turks and berbers raped southern europe, not arabs

>>76145778
Be black, Latino, or Muslim

just took a footbath and gave my heels a good scrub with some pumice stone for the smooth feet, followed by a nice lengthy rub with lotion

>>76145892
>>76145849

Do you guys seriously ignore all the arabical influence in maths (no really, pooinloos and arabs basically made the modern decimal system) and how they were the ones to reintroduce the greek tradition in europe?

Did you know einstein was a brainlet? Srsly his brain was smaller than average look it up

>>76146068
Literally everyone raped southern euros, ti's redundant to even identify who did

>>76146135
Greeks creates math you ridiculous Chicano

>>76146135
Ppl actually believe this? Lolz

Remember when Islam was the cultural and scientific center of the world?
Yeah me neither because that was like two millennia ago LOL

I wish all arab states would get nuked

>>76146135
the middle east hasn't contributed to modern science in nearly 1000 years
what are you smoking

i want /pol/ to leave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxjXJmMxqBk


WASSALAMALEIKUM ERRBODY

>>76146088
But the girl is Asian.

>>76146329
just ask her

>>76146329
And ?

>>76146274

So what? That doesn't mean they weren't important , again the importance of the decimal system and the reintroduction of the greek tradition can not be understated.

Only a true brainlet would try to argue against it, Jesus lived 2000 years ago and he still remains one of the most influentials.

Muzzies are totally not animals https://youtu.be/EVOSHnksqAQ

>>76146329
you just got to be confident bro

>>76146329
He's mem'in, it's supposed to be funny because white men are the most successful with any race

>>76146392
Nobody is Christian any more tho, most Europeans are agnostic, Fedora. The only people who still like Jesus and Christianity is sudacas

>>76146392
yeah, and no one uses jesus's influence to argue that people in the middle east now are influential.
a lot can (and has) happened demographically over the past few millenia to radically change the people living in those regions

>>76146497

That guy said that arabs haven't contributed anything to modern civilization which is absolutely false and everyone who is not retarded can see it.

Is like trying to say Spain hasn't contributed anything because nobody cares about them anymore.

>>76146618
here's something
arabs don't contribute anything intellectually to modern civilization
how does that sound to you?

*sharts*

Bros encouraged me to ask this really cute girl cashier at Denny's out on a date

Made her giggle and blush but told me to ask tomorrow because she thought I was joking around

Feels good man

>>76146664

Is still false,.

I think what you are trying to tell me is "arabs haven't contributed anything in the last 200 years" which is different than "arabs haven't contributed anything to modern civilization"

>>76146787
Was the women white ? Another question, are you black, Muslim, or Latino?

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parents are fighting again

>>76146796
"don't" means actively
i'm putting a much smaller timescale than 200 years

>>76140916
>north america
How is it to be trumped?

bolsheviks >>>/out/

>>76146905

I think you have a weird understanding of history.

I have arrived.

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STOP, THIS IS THE POLICE, WE HAVE A SEARCH WARRANT TO SEE YOUR 16th IMAGE IN THIS "le funny 4chan memes" FOLDER WE SUSPECT CONTAINTS CP
IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY, WE WILL BE FORCED TO SHOOT

>>76146839
White or latina? Maybe Italian mixed with something else. Her name is Liz so I can't tell.

I am white

>>76146956
it was a choice of language, not history.
what are they DOing right now?

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>>76147083
chill

>>76147083

>>>/b/

>>76147087
>GF
Your GF looks like a BF

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>this thread

https://youtu.be/37BdS5KH9K8

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hmm yes being straigh edge is fun

>>76147129
>I am white
Nice, you have the best chance of any race to succeed in wooing her

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>>76147083

she just bleached her asshole
i gon bleach my tshirt
imma feel like an asshole

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*insults you despite the fact that i still don't know you personally and just make ignorant assumptions*

*HEEM's Denmark*

>>76147493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjosnewTjlo

>>76147477
how american
you deserve this (you)

got a case of the ol' back pain 2 b h

>*advertises fwd cars with rwd converted stock cars*
My jimmies are very rustled

>>76147129
Does she have a sister you could introduce me to ?

>>76147687
Just do planks and take cold showers

>>76147260
Fuck. So many niggus.

*sharts*

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V4 of my patented autism bingo™ is in. Any and all suggestions to improve this meme further are sincerely appreciated.

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What does diarrhea taste like?

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Anyways how do we get white women to like white men again ?

>>76147833
here have a bite
*shoots a stream of poop into your mouth at a high velocity *

>>76147833
Earthy with a creamy mouthfeel and notes of citrus fruits

THE

FEDERAL

REPUBLIC

OF

THE

UNITED

STATES

OF

AMERICA

>>76147890
>at a high velocity
FTL? Would like to taste a FTL diarrhea stream

>>76147916
this description made me gag

>>76147744
Only reason harlem exists
Went through there a couple of days ago and saw some cute chinks though

>>76147833
sour cream

I installed too many skimpy armor mods for morrowind and now the game won't play

>>76148071
Tribal territories?

>>76147729
Don't know

I've only seen her twice in my lifetime

She falls in that skinny/cute tier, she's not too short or too tall for a girl, black hair, has bobbed haircut with a little ponytail, I think she wears those hidden braces, tits are small, butt is small but it looks firm in that uniform, eyes are kind of light brown

I dare say I had a boner forming

Gotta thank my bros and nofap for pushing me

Even if she says no tomorrow it felt good asking her out

what's your eye color? :o

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>>76147801

>>76148252
Diarrhea

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I installed too many mods for farming sim and now I can't decide what tractor and trailers and harvester to use first

>>76147477
Slay me daddy

>>76148252
green with a mustard ring in the centre

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*coughs* p-please stop punching me

>>76148289
I thought Germans playing simulator games were a meme

>>76148289
Playing farming sim while farmers seed their crops right beside my house is pretty comfy.

You playing FS17? I just got that shit.

>>76148394
yeah that's why it's a huge market here haha just for MEMES

fuck outta here

*kicks denmark in the nuts*

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How do we stop race mixing lads ?

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i made this comment on reddit
can you find my account?

>>76148461
>How do we stop race mixing lads ?
Nuke us?

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please a-a-america stop *coughs blood*

>>76148502
It's the exhiled jewish Russian oligarchs who push this shit

>>76148408
Yes. Played FS13 years ago and it felt pretty outdated and unrefined. You can feel FS17 still running on the same basic code, but they've done a lot towards modernizing things, and for everything else there's mods. Currently weeding through maps to see which one I like best for some longer playtime. Made the mistake of downloading an American map with fields so large that the other end doesn't even get rendered. Pretty sure that thing is meant for multiplayer.

>>76148558
Yeah. Always blame russians.

If you wear a scarf you are an effeminate nu-male.

fuck im bored

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>>76148411
Just wanted to make conversation with you

>>76148651

but what if its cold out

>>76148651
*wears an entire outfit woven out of various scarves*

>>76148691
Wear a coat?

just watched a survive the jive video

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I keep dating rebellious broken girls, but I'm not one of those creeps who's attracted to mental illness or tries to fix people. They always seem to throw my life into chaos, and I can keep going along with it anyways

I feel like this says something about my psychology but I don't know what.

>>76148569
I played the shit out of FS15 and FS17 feels very similar but it is a bit better. I just like the default map tBh, I think it's pretty comfy. I'm a PS4fag though so my access to mods is limited but I still get some decent shit

>>76148252
Black. It sucks but my pale skin makes up for it cos the contrast is aesthetic

>>76148691
Put on your hood and tighten it

>>76148747
That's because you're broken like them

>want to quote post
>click on post number
>write response
>send
>realize afterwards that you've accidentally quoted the post BELOW the one you wanted to quote
Why DOES it happen?

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>>76147801
Am I a normal now?

>>76148764
Wanna be my bf (male)

I'm assuming you are 6'4"

>>76148468
No cos im mentally challenged

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>>76148708
I wear a scarf tucked into my coat like pic related.

As does 90% of the male population in NY.

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>>76147801
I didn't download it, I copied it and pasted it into Paint.

>>76148822
Im only 5'11 :(

>>76147801
i don't like kpop but i like babymetal and idols

does that count?

Hate Muslims lads

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>manlets

>>76148884
isn't that turbo manlet in your country

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>>76148763
The default maps are too undetailed and a bit too unrealistic for my taste, and some of the map mods are just too good to miss out on. Don't know which of them are available on console though.

>gaming on consoles

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>>76148847
Seems fitting that 90% of NY men are nu-males

>>76148918
Yeah it is, thats why i cant get laid

If you didn't play football in high school, you need to kill yourself tobehonest.

I do not use any outerwear in the winter months as I am immune to cold

>>76148970
I played in middle School

>>76148970

I was too skinny to make the team

wouldve gotten snapped like a twig

>>76148964
Come over here to California NorCal

Blonde blue eyed Europeans are in demand by latinas and black girls

>>76149048
How tall are you?

>>76149091

6'2

Give me (You), please?

if you played football in highschool, you need to come out of the closet already

I'm drunk :---DD

>>76149102
Manlet

>>76149102
You are a big guy.

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>>76148970
Never got into sports because of bad motor skills and mediocre fitness and not enough patience and determination to develop motor skills and fitnes. Also I never liked the competitive atmosphere of sports. Competition fucking sucks.

>>76148970
I made JV but fucked up trying to make grades for varsity

One of my biggest regrets in high school

>>76148461
>mixed raced
>all of them look pretty white

hmmmmmmmm

Should I stop going to the gym in the morning and start going after work?

I wanted to be a WR on my highschool football team but I was the only kid who worked out regularly so they made me a HB because I could just run through people. HB isn't anywhere near as fun as WR.

>>76149271
>only one person on the team works out regularly
Shameful

I watched two hours of the US men's golf open today

*sharts*

>>76149115
There was literally nothing wrong with taking naked showers together despite there being enough showers for each one of us

>>76149299
At least freshmen year when I was assigned my role

I'm in medical school. I have 2 engineering degrees, write for a music magazine, write tech articles, review speakers and headphones, write books, and work for a medical device company.

>>76149268
No, I tried doing that and I ended up stop going to the gym for a long time because I was always so burnt out from work. It is better to start the day being active than trying to end the day being active.

Does anyone else only drink hard liquor straight? I always have and some people think I'm weird for it

>>76149268
>having time to go to the gym in the morning
Do you work some weird shift or do all American start working late in the morning?

>>76149302

golf is comfy as FUCK

>>76149353
Funny way to say that you're getting mediocre degrees while studying English.

*dates your gal*
https://youtu.be/TSQqLef23HY

>>76149353
liar

>>76149353
Are you looking for a significant other?

>>76149367
My job started at 07:30 every day, I'd go to the gym at 05:00 or 05:30, work out for about an hour, then go to work (which wasn't very far).

I invented fidget spinners and gfs

>>76149371
Meant to say mediocre grades.
>>76149367
I wake up at six every day.

>>76149362
Like vodka? I'm too dumb to mix proper drinks and I've yet to find a bartender to convince me to find a good one

If you spend more than an hour a day using the internet, you need to commit suicide.

>>76149436
I improved on your gf invention and made gf (male)

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>>76149434
>I'd go to the gym at 05:00 or 05:30

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>>76149560
I'll see you in court

Going to the gym in the morning is comfy.

>>76149157
Could not have chosen a better image for this post

>>76149573
Not all of us go to sleep at 04:00 and wake up deep into the afternoon, Bernd

>>76149523
Only if ure a girl

replying to the kraut should be an automatic ban

>>76149640
I'm pretty sure Footkraut goes to sleep at 9 AM. The few times I posted here later than usual, he was still posting while it was like 7 AM in Germany.

>>76149640
I wake up at 5:45 for work on weekdays because I start at 6:30, and it's pure suffering. How the fuck can people get up at 5:00 and hit the gym?

>>76149682
I only reply to him to encourage him to keep posting

>>76149685
That can't be healthy

Just got back from my new job at the book store

Footkraut keeps saying he has a job that starts early in the morning but consistently posts here when he should be at work. Wish the guy who spams screenshots of his posts was here right now to show what I"m talking about.

>>76149706
Good goy

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>>76149685
>every German on /int/ is one person

>>76149573
Pretty normal. I used to go to one near my job.

I'd wake up at 5:30am, eat, drove to the gym, arrive at 6am, work out for an hour, shower with the guys around 7am, leave to work at 730am and arrive to work by 8am

lied to my parents and said i applied for a job

>>76149706
It sucked for the first week or two of forcing myself to wake up at ass o'clock every day, but after a while it became a sort of routine and it wasn't so bad anymore.

>>76149776
how was the therapist?

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Real men eat two eggs with every meal and have five (5) scoops

>>76149762
That image hurts my feelings because im mentally challenged, delete it

>>76149706
Working out gives you energy

It's like a snowball effect once you get past 2 weeks

>>76149785
>It sucked for the first week or two
It still sucks after two years. Honestly I'd move just to work somewhere that has late shifts.

>>76149762
The only German who usually posts here is footkraut. Are you footkraut? If you're not, you're fine by me.

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>>76149812

>>76149812
Pretty sure healthy people also don't have veins that look like they're about to burst through your skin.

Would you bartend for a living if you had to?

>>76149846
He must be because hes a fagot and i find his posts amusing

>>76149889
>if you had to
yes of course

>>76149806
my mother said called and got references for one but it hasn't gone farther than that yet

i tried to convince her not to again

>>76149889

nah

but I bet itd be interesting to try

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Not fond of these former nazis posting in here

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>>76149846
I'm not. You'll have to find a different nickname for me.

>>76149889
I would not be able to do that even if my life depended on it

Rich Piana is a human at peak performance. Manlets and skeletons need to fuck off.

>>76149933
Stupid duck poster

>>76149979
Shant be posting ducks in the future to confuse you.

i was going to respond to the rich sucker, but i decided against it.
i make pretty good decisions when i'm not drinking

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>>76150035
I bet your balls hang lower than your dick thanks to your lack of steroid use.

Let me open the next /cum/ thread

>>76150063
what's his body fat %? every time i see a pic of him, it looks like he's dehydrating and starving himself for a Mr Universe

can I get a 6pack while not exercising if I use steroids???

>>76150113
6 pack is genetic
arnold had a 4pack
do you want to konw if you can have visible abs if you use steroids? yes

>>76150152
He wants to know if he can have visible ads from juicing but sitting on his ass.

>>76150170
oh then no

brb using steroids

Hold on im working on a good edition, give me 5 min

brb removing steroids from my body

Do people still think you can get jacked while juicing but not working out? Where did this meme come from?

you've got nothing i can't get from my friends
i'm gunna take your enemies and make them pretend
that we all get along with you
and you got nothing to hide

New thread
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>>76150323
>>76150323

>>76147353
I WANT TO BREAK FREE

>>76148461
thing with mixed race kids is they often end up looking either one or the other.