Brady edition
>>76127798
Excellent edition. You should post more cute tom pics
>>76127798
noice finally a new one
>>76127839
hon hon hon
Not even the most handsome qb
latvian diaper rash
>>76128085
everybody clap your hands
>>76128294
please dont tell my friends what to do
>>76128555
>waka ahooga
>>76128085
wrong
*sharts*
how do you do fellow yanks
ignore the non-cum flags
>>76129180
must you do this in every thread
b a d a b i n g
a
d
a
b
o
o
m
>>76129492
nah
*sharts*
>>76129502
yes
>>76129917
for why
>>76129889
my man
reckon I'll finally get some shuteye now. been feeling strain on my heart.
see y'all next life
HATE canadians
>>76129941
/cum/ tradition
No one knows how feminine I really am
I have all these bad feelings I wish I could talk about
>>76130274
gay
hate mexicans
hate canadians
love americans
simple as
failed my exam
>>76130539
SLICED BREAD
I am a one person republic
I am subject to no laws or moral codes but my own
>>76130623
what was the exam aboot
Just switched the name on my exam with this smart Danish guy
eat shit
>>76130667
quantitative research
>>76130623
haha
>>76130673
BLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>76130716
wow so you're a filthy statist, serve your right. It didnt impact your grades too much did it?
lol why is denmark so STUPID lmfao
http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2017/06/16/1504252583/1497595457613/asset_2500K.mp4
dumb stankees
i-m not s-s-stupid......
>>76130951
stop making horrendous posts you dumb proxyfag
>>76130754
i F*CKING HATE that subject. I'll have to do a re-exam
*stops making horrendous posts*
happy?
>>76131084
Get out.>>76131046
>>76131107
You can stay.
>>76130951
No, you're not stupid
>>76131046
baka
Nobody wanted to go to the batting cages with me
>9 (You)s
why do you love me?
>>76131270
you might get shot if you go to baseball
>>76131388
only if you're a politician
oh i see ok ignore me, whatever
lego people are really dumb
*asks your gf to shave my back for me*
>>76131270
Im going to the driving range later if you want to go
>>76131652
The batting cage I go to has a driving range too so that would be perfect, I usually do both
*tell my gf to not shave your back*
*Reads thread backwords
>backwords
tfw angry
>>76132007
Yeah it seemed better that way.
>>76132038
>>76132038
me fucking too
>>76132038
I enjoyed you being banned
>>76132095
tfw sad now
>>76132197
still slightly annoyed and angry
>tfw no Canadian friend to keep you company when you're out of papa johns
>>76132095
your*
i want to play pikman but its kinda not fun
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I want to listen to someone's problems
fuck drumpf
>>76132403
Ok, I just cut off contact with an asshole "friend" that I have put up with for years. and now he wants to apologize, even though he has apologized many times yet still hasn't changed his ways.
*sharts*
time to maybe daytime drink and jerk off to escape my problems
>>76132403
i downloaded fallout
>>76132403
no gf
>>76132486
how bout you drink some of this
*grabs my crotch*
>>76132670
where have you been
>>76133072
I mean its an old song
>>76133113
either you're a german whos picking up on american highschool euphemisms and vernacular or you are actually still in highschool
its pretty good though
don't drink, friends
you'll end up wasting valuable sleeping hours on brainlets
im back from work you guys
i did overtime and got stuck in traffic
girls r pretty desu
>>76133300
Im surprised you did not die
>>76133300
welcome back, friendo
I'm back from twerk you guys
that i'm back from work guy is seriously pissing me off
Shadilay guys make america great again praise trump maga based kek redpill cuckolds
>>76133628
y-you too
>>76133560
does he ever leave for work?
post sfw butt webms plox
>>76133628
what does "shadilay" mean?
>>76133817
Its like bazinga you know
>>76133847
all words have meaning by definition.
i'll just look it up myself
>>76133897
really makes me think
>>76133945
don't be obtuse. from what i've gathered, "shadilay" is a generic term for greeting and celebration used by /pol/ users following the origin of the "meme magic" meme
ŁITECOIN SURGING WHILE BITCOIN STUMBLES
ITS HAPPENING BROS
>>76134002
more much has your portfolio grown?
what can you buy with litecoin?
screenshot me
>thurston was around
>wasn't around myself to ask for my ball pic
don't even know why i want it at this point
>>76133811
Here ya go
>>76134026
more much has your portfolio grown?
Moon levels
>what can you buy with litecoin?
Anything you can purchase with BTC and then some
When you go outside after a long time on your computer and you realize how PRETTY it is out there
>>76134253
nature is cute *CUTE*
>>76134314
Jesus those look like goddamn fingers
need a job
stop posting feet
>>76134485
wanna sweep the ankles
This website destroyed my sex drive
>>76134565
My sex drive has gotten stronger over the past week. I think it's all the testosterone in the water.
>tfw falseflagging as the poster you absolutely fucking hate the most and stirring up the whole thread with shitposting and getting everyone extremely angry with you and tired of your shit
I could do this for HOURS, maximum entertainment
(not talking about /cum/ obv)
every post not made by you is made by me
I simply CANNOT crack 100wpm
I get to 95 consistently, if I try to go any faster I just start fucking up
need a new game to play
>>76134738
path of exile
Need a new brain, mine is fucked
>>76134762
played diablo 2 already
>>76134689
just keep practicing
>>76134848
bruh, were you even trying?
>>76134073
> She isn't getting BLACKED
Disappointing desu
getting a small buzz going while browsing asians gone wild.
good relaxing afternoon.
>>76135030
don't like it
Wish I was an athlete
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf7kMaurLZk
>>76135108
go outside and get some exercise.
you'll never make it if you sit around on /cum/
>>76127873
Holy fuck
>>76135144
I wish I could go back 15 years and make my 10 year old self play football
Should have clarified
>>76135177
well that's too bad
>>76135241
I know
a right shame
I hate Asia alot desu
>Amazon buying Whole Foods
wtf I wanted trader joes foods delivered to my Seattle doorstep instead
test
>>76135467
>>76135498
plus new clothes feel like shit
>>76135604
BUY BITBEAN
how can someone post so much, but never have anything worth saying?
reminder that the CIA controls amazon
>>76135787
there is a whole generation of those people
thanks social media
i hate blowing my nose because water comes out of my eye
>>76135755
awoo~
I saw a girl taller than me at the super market yesterday. I wanted to gf her instantly, but she walked away really fast.
new shirt
saw a weird canadian guy at the store
i don't know why he was staring eww
morning, buds
>>76136340
I was wearing something like that, it is a really good conversation starter.
76136538
>post in foreign generals
>doesn't even have extra flags
hahaHAHA get yourself sorted and then we'll talk
>>76136340
Asuka a shit
>>76136621
how did said conversations go
>canadian types my numbers
uggghhh ewwww BLAAARGH
TURN ON FOX NEWS
OH MY GOD
>>76136621
i have a tshirt saying "i am surrounded by idiiots" it is a good conversation starter too
>>76136855
oh forgot i attached this picture kek
>>76136822
>McDonald's France has $15 burger that comes with a knife and fork
>>76136805
Normies hate it, cool dudes love it. An irl pleb-filter if you will.
>>76136855
Thatnks for the trip.
>>76136822
what happened I stopped paying for mediacom months ago
>>76136979
as long as you arent an autist about it I guess it could be a pretty good filter
good thread here
>>>/e/2084333
>"so are you going to take me out for coffee anon?"
>>76137077
I'll take you to the department of deportation, you zipperhead slut
>dane posts a picture of self
>small brown and hairy
:)
>>76137077
Are you gonna shoot me if I don't?
>>76137077
*small talks you*
"that's it. date over. we part ways now. RIP"
Think I about figured out this trip code thing. Now to be ignored by everyone because I am using a tripcode.
>>76136098
https://youtu.be/16slBsSLvo4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG97FqpZH2c
*idiot
idiot
More seriously, is there anything better than tall women?
>>76137615
short stubby women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0hD7IffTJs
remember when /pol/ made this and it got over one million views
hng
>>76137005
depending on who you ask, Trump ended DAPA, or TRUMP BETRAYS VOTERS AND GIVES 1 MILLION MEXICANS LEGAL STATUS which is their interpretation of ending DAPA but not DACA (yet)
watching the new episode of TP
>>76137679
>[ciation needed]
do you not want healthy children?
>>76137615
thick muscular women
>>76128083
>>76137744
>tall
>healthy
tall people always have shorter lives than shorter people.
its was actually ten million
it was pretty cool at the time
>>76137751
smol
>>76137745
good as well
>>76137767
candles that burn bright... are not manlets
>>76137768
The Holocaust... hmmmm
>>76137708
http://dailycaller.com/2017/06/15/promise-kept-trump-admin-rescinds-dapa-amnesty-program/
>program implemented under Barack Obama that could have allowed as many as five million illegal aliens with children who are citizens or lawful permanent residents to remain in the country if they met certain criteria.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/06/16/trump-scraps-obama-policy-that-protected-immigrant-parents-from-deportation.html
>It was intended to keep the immigrant parents safe from deportation and provide them with a renewable work permit good for two years, but it was blocked by a federal judge in Texas after 26 states filed suit against the federal government and challenged the effort’s legality.
they are all saying he kept his promise
I unironically wish monarchical rule would return.
Democracy sucks desu
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI SACRIFICE TO THE UNHOLY
>I unironically wish monarchical rule would return.
>Democracy sucks desu
>hacked by russia
>worrying about a few mexicans
Democracy is actually something only people who wear fedoras would like
>Democracy is actually something only people who wear fedoras would like
>>76137077
*teleports behind you*pffff nothing personal kiddo
>fedora posting
>fedora posting
somebody please post that fat bearded person wearing a fedora
>top comment on a video
feels good man
Many years ago, before fedora/neckbeard hate, my little brother (elementary school) got one. I thought it was kind of cool and almost got one myself (middle school).
I was very close to becoming one of them. Sometimes I wonder how differently my life would be had I gotten a fedora that day.
>>76138401
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=fat+bearded+actor+with+a+fedora
Sup fags
I brake and swerve to avoid hitting animals, but I would gun it if I saw a c*lifornian in the street
>I was very close to becoming one of them. Sometimes I wonder how differently my life would be had I gotten a fedora that day.
>tfw meow
Pretty sure I didn't give you guys permission to fedora post in my thread
What 3 words would your friends use to describe you? How would you describe yourself in 3 words?
_________________________________________________________________________________
>>76138592
Have you checked the standings recently bud?
>>76138572
sounds like you yourself deserve some gunning down
>I brake and swerve to avoid hitting animals, but I would gun it if I saw a c*lifornian in the street
If you don't watch the news, you are uninformed.
If you do watch the news, you are misinformed.
>>76138628
>friends
ha
haha
hahahaha
>>76138628
BIG
FAT
COCK
what would it be like if /cum/ were a physical place and we were all hanging around talking to each other
>>76138638
as far as I am concerned c*nadians are the same as c*lifornians
@76138634
>If you don't watch the news, you are uninformed.
>If you do watch the news, you are misinformed.
>>76138682
same, not going to finish this job application
>>76138684
mine is 12 cm
>>76138696
we'd be on our phones shitting up other boards
>>76138696
I wouldn't go there because it wouldn't be in my room
>>76138572
You wouldn't gun it 'cause you saw a Californian, you would gun it because the sonuvabitch who gave you your license was a retard, Cletus
>>76138716
Prove me wrong.
Protip: You can't
>>76138793
define uninformed
>Prove me wrong.
>Protip: You can't
>>76138739
the only idiots handing out licenses are the c*lifornian DMV workers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sklqvDSGjCA
>Uninformed
"You don't know about my dick"
>Misinformed
"My dick is bigger than a moountain"
>anon, why do you have so many pics of obese men on your computer? are you gay or something?
>>76138818
see
>>76138867
>>76138859
You telling me illegal immigrants drive better than "people" in your hick state?
>>76138940
So people watch the news to learn about that guys dick?
>>76138940
i'm telling you c*lifornia is a brown shit hole full of the worst people in the country and protect ILLEGALS which is against FEDERAL FUCKING LAW
fuck them, fuck you, fuck that state
Did you know that dolphins rape and murder other dolphins and even humans and seals?
I just thought that was interesting.
>no taxes
what? this shits making me paranoid
>>76138980
In a word, yes.
>>76139008
old new
even the simpsons made fun of this in the freaking 90's give a break
>>76135700
>>76139008
>“In every case, the decoy was set upon in a short time, by groups of dolphins ranging from 8 to 20 young males. It seems there are gangs of dolphin predators roaming the open waters, looking for humans to sexually assault. The dolphins, in each case, were observed circling the swimmer as one of the group grabbed the decoy with their penis, and dragged it under. The others followed. You see, dolphins have a prehensile penis, made up of powerful muscles, and they can wrap it around objects, such as a human wrist, ankle, neck, or waist. One could compare it to a boa constrictor or an elephant trunk. The decoys never resurfaced in any of the studies. We tracked one of the decoys to an underwater cave, where it had been repeatedly raped and torn apart by the dolphins.”
About to start sorting my 790 unsorted pictures
>>76138980
I'm not the one who said it, but you definitely implied it
>>76139006
So you're mad because a bunch of spics make more money than you and live in a richer state?
>>76139158
1.[Ctrl]+[A]
2.[Shift] + [Del]
have you ever studied your hand?
Reminder that California smells and is projecting it's inherit problems onto the rest of the union via political dominance in combination with transplants who bring the problems with them
>>76139333
I study the blade.
>live in south dakota
>worship corn
>American states succede one by one
>Annexed by Canada one by one
can not wait. pax leaf 2020
I GOT SO ANGRY I FUCKING BROKE MY HAND FUCK
Dakota sounds like a girls name.
>>76139365
whites are fleeing california by the million right now
Don't blame them, blame Amnesty Reagan
>>76139500
Play stupid games...
>>76139502
Dakota is a tsundere state
>>76139508
I'll blame them because they're bringing their shitty political beliefs with them. they haven't fucking learned
>>76139555
They didn't do this though. California consistently voted against amnesty, against worker visas, against open borders. This was all done to them by the federal government.
Pic related
Have to work soon. Thinkign about the innevitability of death.
CLETUS BOB BO JANGLES BTFO
Hate on deez nuts faggot
>>76139508
See >>76139555
State is becoming a dilapidated shithole thanks to Californian conservatives fleeing to "Greener pastures" and consequently doing fuck all
>>76139548
I'm gonna punt your ass
>>76139696
Autism
>I'm gonna punt your ass
And then you will ask me out on a date, so tsundere.
>Being tsundere for Ontario, of all places
>>76139847
>>76139775
And I will say YES!!
>american affection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNnZxgGAuQE
>>76139775
They were never Californians. People come and go, you know how many people I meet that weren't born here?
They all come from your shitty redneck states and then realize they can't make it here and move back.
>>76139935
So what movie do you want to see, baby?
>PSSHH, movies are for losers! Only children and- hey is that a zootopia sequel?
*aside* oh my god dakota-chan is so cute
i heard i was wanted :3
I love Valencia CF and am a huge Valenciaboo
I want to move there and give Joan Ribo a hug for doing such a great job
I want to eat a glass of orxata de xufa with a farton
uhhh, no thanks ottawa
>>76139984
This
My family literally founded many of the towns on the west coast. Actual native californians are becoming very rare these days. You get a lot of people moving here for school or work, and then when they realize it's out of their price range they flee back to the midwest or wherever they came from
enough Dougie Jones, Lynch
why is this proxy kraut so rude
>>76140201
actually my family comes partially from british scientists, and the other half from german royalty. Members of my ancestry actually have created some of the commonly used phrases in the scientific lexicon.
>>76139984
>They were never Californians
About a quarter of my graduating class was born and raised in CA
Most of the workforce here is either neighboring states or Cali-fucking-fornian, so I'd really appreciate you stop pretending your fucking state is the only one who has a terminal case of transplants
>your shitty redneck states
You wanna swing this way buddy get ready for a bloody nose
you guys don't like me. i should leave.
>>76139984
Do you consider that a good thing.
>South Dakota: The Last Bastion of Humanity
>"No state compares to South Dakota"
>"Life is shit....let's move to South Dakota for a better life"
Said no one ever
californians are like a fucking plague
the entire southwest is a goddamn mess
>>76127798
just another white man stealing the black mans treasures
>>76140440
p r o j e c t i o n
>>76140341
funny anime pic xDDD!1
>immigration is a bene-
>>76140333
And I'm telling you most of the people here I meet are not born here, with >>76140162 proving it too.
You wanna get knocked out by meme karate motherfucker?
>>76140352
What specific part exactly
>>76140492
that drought monitor map needs to be updated
also doesnt make sense as criticism, we dont control the weather
>>76140610
>worst states have the most people and condensed cities
>best states have almost nobody living there
wow, time to move to nebraska
>>76140492
Congratulations, you learned that California is a expensive place to live and keeps out retards from your state.
How does it feel knowing Billy Bob and Cletus Jr couldn't get it California but gays and minorities could?
>>76140663
couldn't cut it in California*
>>76140610
>montana
>worst state
u wot
>>76140661
oh man you're dumb
>>76140550
>>76140661
>>76140663
You're missing the point
The "Redneck" states you hate so much, the ones from where you get all your nasty transplants, the ones who are for the most part homogeneous in terms of native born, just so happen to outpace California in almost everything
>>76140577
>we dont control the weather
You do control irrigation
It's very laughable from up here since we're in a drought and we're still more or less fine
>>76140663
>Los Angeles
oh you
>>76140661
illinois, texas, washington, michigan, etc are all heavily populated with condensed cities and are better places to make a living than california
>>76140720
>to make a living
>>76140735
>minnesota
>colorado
>washington
>virginia
>redneck states
try again, anon
California
>>76140796
illinois has chicago, and MAYBE springfield? the rest is farmland
>>76140812
I seriously hope you aren't stupid enough to believe that there are states without backwater regions
>>76140735
>native homogeneity
Irrelevant
Outpace us in what, exactly? Boring lives?
>>76140550
That even mid-westerners can't make it where you are/aren't willing to sacrifice their comfy large farm lives to live in studio apartments to make a living?
>>76140894
theyre blue states with majority democrat cities
by that same logic, California is a redneck state because of all the parts of the state that arent San francisco or LA metro
>>76140801
and wyoming is somehow better
literally nobody lives there
>>76140952
or Sacramento*
>>76140934
HDI, IQ, quality of public education, employment prospects, living satisfaction
you know, anything really