YANKIE DO POO POO IN HIS SHOE SHOE
hilarious OP, simply epic
>>76080631
REFUGEES WELCOME
this thread WILL get jannied
>been given 4 different days of delivery for my parcel
>arrived into city this morning, 3 days after it was supposed to have been delivered here
>still in the warehouse
ahhh yes very impressive
did 10 whippits today
Is it true Europeans take off their shoes to poo?
nords are a hairy people
>>76080649
pussy ass bitch I do a 50 pack in a sitting
I've got my car and my TV
Why should I care about you and your son?
>Sepultura
umm they're thrash metal sweetie
>>76080667
>Mediterraneans are all hairy fucks
>Greek and Roman statues are all hairless
hmmm
Hate white folk
Love darkies
Love pints
Love the job centre
Love Corbyn
Simple as
>AMERICUTCKS
>>76080682
he's actually my wife's son
>>76080681
i just bought a couple 10 packs with the cracker today
ordering two 50 packs soon
>>76080691
greek and roman statues were painted
it's likely that bodyhair was painted on
People of colour
Blond hair
pale skin
blue eyes
pink lips
khat
> bruce can you pass me this poo
> are you going to eat it, yank?
> this is true
>>76080726
umm sorry sweetie but PoC have black hair and brown eyes x
just got back from a late night weed shop stop
>>76080758
degenerate
how do you filter flags again? do you have to install 4chan x or some shit
>>76080766
cannabis is infinitely less degenerate than alcohol
>>76080771
no, ask thailad I don't remember
>>76080782
>stoners automatically assume you are an alcoholic in order to justify their own habit
why the FUCK are there so many fucking yanks christ
might cook up and parachute some agent lemon
>sweetie xx
I don't know why but this fucking ENRAGES me
>>76080791
never said you were an alcoholic mate relax
>>76080794
*checks url*
*4chan.org*
oh, that's why
>>76080754
We are a minority
minorities can't be racist
I don't hate you. I just don't find you attractive.
>>76080799
it's sweaty
>>76080810
and out of all the generals on this website you have to post in the british one?
>>76080799
People who have false senses of smugness are incredibly enraging
>Meanwhile in Scotland
FUCK liberals and FUCK millenials
wake up sleepy brits
>>76080835
yeah. problem?
>>76080799
It was when tumblr invaded /pol/ and /int/
Some are still here sweety.
Not one.
>>76080844
t. millennial
/brit/?
more like /yank/
>>76080794
brit on vacation here
too many JFs in here
*shudders*
>>76080835
yes the only english language one that was here when I came to /int/. used to just be /anglo/
SHOO YANKS SHOO
*Throws bacon out the 100th storey window*
>>76080835
4chan is an american website for american anime fans
if you don't like that and would prefer a british demographic then i suggest britfa.gs
>>76080852
I was born in 1989 I AM NOT a milldumbial
might start /nigger/ - african general
*dies*
>>76080870
you are idiot grandpa
>>76080872
Worked for a while when I tried it
>>76080867
I play an original DS emulator on my phone
>>76080867
video games overall are for children but handheld gaming devices are even moreso
completely unacceptable to own one if you're over the age of 12
>>76080888
I Am NOT you damn communist
>All these yanks
Might as well just be in /cum/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcmZ5-_275I
Actually decent for an African anthem, most of them sound like shit
>>76080905
shut the fuck up
>>76080867
fuck what was this lad's name
>>76080902
you are by the age definitions for it
but its meaningless anyways because these "generations" are just marketing terms to target consumers
>>76080918
FOY
>>76080922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk
>>76080869
4chan is owned by a jap who lives in france sweetie x
Africa is such a beautiful continent.
Shame it's filled with niggers.
>>76080921
god damn I'm not even trying. how are you falling for this shit bait it's not even fun for me
>>76080918
*Crashes a plane into you*
>>76080936
t. kenji devereux
Anyone else go to the bathroom at work to scream softly?
>>76080942
uh oh you got me
>>76080919
remove yourself from the gene pool
>>76080936
yes but it was invented and then run by a NEET from upstate new york for a decade plus
hiroyuki is just another slant eyed servant of the american white man (aka most powerful race on earth) and he knows it
hate america
hate anime
love 4chan
>>76080799
it's a meme swotty xx
>>76080934
Many years and never realised he was doing the Roman salute.
comfy album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rb7d_zque0
>>76080967
noticed the grainy, barely visible watermark after my post
morning lads
>>76080973
yeah and america was a land of freedom for about 150 years, then it became a corporate bordello where the government spies on everything you do
things change
>>76080984
""""""roman salute""""""
>hate america
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
I USED TO READ WORD UP MAGAZINE
>>76080999
America was ALWAYS heavily controlled by corporate interests
>>76080997
Morning chap
>>76081013
salt and pepper and heavy d up in the limousine
>America was ALWAYS heavily controlled by corporate interests
need to get my back waxed lads
>>76081013
>>76081035
hello niggers
Someone post the willy willy having a wank rap, I refuse to believe the vocaroo has been lost forever
>>76081047
don't want to
Hello everyone!
>>76081046
sup
Love Hitler
Love pints
Simple as
I was too used to packin gats and stuff
>>76081060
hello nigger
fuck off liam
Business idea: Commit terrorist acts in the name of Atheism
>>76081060
>>76081075
hilarious
*slaps thigh*
post brisbane bf bum
SUPA NINTENDO
SEGA GENESIS
>>76081085
*slaps your thigh*
;)
Doing the 'ol virgin rest lads
want to lick a girl's arsehole after she takes a shower
has to be a 9+/10 though
Might start praying to God so that he would help me get laid lads
come to the conclusion that i dislike most of you
>>76081126
I bet you identify as left or right wing
>>76081141
yeah left wing
you were always a cunt senpai
Tell your friends to get with my friends. And we can be friends, shit we can do this every weekend. Aight? Is that aight with you? Yeah, keep bangin
>>76081138
Joke's on you, I never liked you *Shoves you*
>>76081156
*hey*
Careful
cock's currently exposed
>>76081141
this>>76081148 isn't me
i'm centre right
doing a sleep
*Throws some bread slices into a microwave*
Hahaha check it out lads I'm making yank toast
>>76081135
you could try some meme magic
>>>/x/19130518
*grumbles a yankism under his breath*
>>76081141
this>>76081179 isn't me
i'm left wing
>>76081141
this>>76081148>>76081189>>76081217 is me
bbc breakfast is a bit fucked this morning lads. the local news bit at 6.30 just had a red screen telling me to switch to channel 101, which i was already on, and now the deaf signing bloke has just appeared out of nowhere.
>>76081186
yeah I trust a suicidal depressed neet tranny camwhore on hormones
>>76081217
>being in the green
awful
i identify only as a rorke
if someone asks me what my political alignment is i will say rorke
>>76081126
good lad. it's nice, i recommend it.
>>76081241
suck my dick
>>76081186
love you're one of us sir. Meme magic was created on /pol/ however.
>>76081247
I say kekistani usually
>>76081238
I'm not sure I believe in that sort of magic stuff but if i did I wouldn't think just randomly making sigils and shit would be smart
that's how you get ghosts
>>76081250
yes that's basically what the green block amounts to
what's all this about a tower block then?
>>76081262
that's an ethnicity not a political alignment
GOOD morning
>>76081141
this>>76081141 isn't me
i'm radcen
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497504953920.webm
what a kind world we live in
>>76081274
never said it was
>>76081275
it's midnight
>>76081287
Nonce twat
>>76081186
Old school /x/ did their best to make happenings occur.
London is such a beautiful, amazing city
off to work lads
>>76081298
projecting pedo
>>76081293
Urm no sweaty x
off to the gym
>>76081287
Thanks Goldberg
>>76081312
not a bad counter. well played
>>76081316
these are really stupid
>>76081302
/x/ is still fun but sometimes it just gets too silly for me, especially when tripfags barge in to mouth off and spout complete nonsense to sound "mystical"
>>76081323
ty x
>>76081332
hello virgin
>>76081316
you forgot
>OHP in the power cage
the internet would have you believe there are masses of attractive mixed race and black girls
never seen one in my life
>>76081316
I saw someone doing a perfect virgin walk the other day - he was basically the bloke in the image. I almost shouted at him, but thought it would be a bit rude.
One Rasheed is worth two Rorkes.
>>76081360
we're you walking past a mirror x
>>76081350
yes i'm a virgin but these are really stupid
new album by the streets is fire
as they say in rotherham a rorke in the hand is worth two rasheeds in the bush
don't understand noncery lads, children are short and stupid and filthy, what's the appeal?
>>76081363
Explains why Pakistan is such a lovely place.
>>76081350
>>76081368
Dunno why I find these so hilarious
>>76081371
how are dey stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wgpRivobQ8
>democrat shoots Republican congressman
>democrats later use this as their platform for gun control
It's almost as if they're a party of terrorists!
>>76081374
something about pirate material being flammable.
>>76081374
>>76080617
I don't post here but what's the fucking deal with cuckstralians and britfaggots always doing some stupid anti American /brit/ edition? Why the fuck are you ass fucked niggered brained twats so obsessed with the U.S
For example weren't for this """edition""" I wouldn't have ever posted this post. FUCK you all you faggots
>>76081368
>plow
FOY
>>76081390
yea some are funnier than others
>>76081413
never did look into what the deal with that orb is..
>>76081414
Best just ignore Aussies. Awful shitskin people.
caramel kitkats are peng
>>76081398
might start sleeping like this desu
seems comfy
watching a compilation video of overzealous baptisms
>>76081437
bet you already do virgin
>>76081337
/x/ was always shit but for the urban exploration.
That Irish lad that did the Hellfire club and Setti and his Asian missus who did the hospital.
>>76081441
link it please lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsbOOPkmEGw&list=RDQML7ApTdKobtM
choons lads
>>76081368
No. I was doing the virgin stare.
>>76081414
yanks keep shitting up our threads and they need to be told loud and clear that they aren't welcome
>>76081452
not a virgin
unlike you i have had a woman in my bed before
my 9/10 ex gf
>>76081470
>our
go post in /eire/, Seamus
>>76081413
Welcome to our fortress tall
Take some time to show you around
Impossible to break these walls
For you see the steel is much too strong
Computer banks to rule the world
Instruments to sight the stars
>>76081471
Keep lying to yourself
>>76081471
Getting my weekly dose of The Economist lads
you guys are faggots
>>76081471
Classic virgin lie.
>>76081427
BUILDING
C
O
D
E
S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tzWc3Xl4B0
>invested in bitcoin at £2200
>it's now £1700
JUST
cannae decide whether i prefer dawn of ashes' techno stuff or their death metal
have found that "a blade in the dark" is quite the exploration into the deep recesses of the mind that everyone has but few choose to go anywhere near because it is terrifying to do so
>>76081499
t. Projectatron-3000
>>76081510
mongoloid
Still don't get why the London fire made global news
>>76081464
FOP
>>76081513
just do acid instead
Me on the left
>>76081521
leagues better on the right
amazing the difference a haircut can make
>>76081550
wb nose and lips
>>76081441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmzTSDbm5hk
is this the vid?
>nu-metal
>melodic black
>>76081536
We got to see people accept their inevitable death on live stream video
>>76081550
i think the left looks better
>>76081540
done it before many times and i'm glad i didnt go near the part of the mind that i'm talking about
you're thinking about some unconscious revelation that will make life better i'm talking about realising the capacity for truly heinous actions and understanding the conditions that allow for them to be carried out
>>76081515
>I had made a few regrettable decisions that day.
>>76081583
left is natural
>i'm talking about realising the capacity for truly heinous actions and understanding the conditions that allow for them to be carried out
business idea: drop bit of fat and increase dick gains
>>76081583
nonce
business idea: drop bit of acid and increase mind gains
anyone ever tried Peyote?
>>76081604
>>76081609
how old is she? i'm 22 and she looks older than me
did a walk around London for 5 hours
love this city
>>76081543
you've done well there
>>76081623
im growing one on my desk right now but I have no intentions of consuming it
Isn't she like 12 on the left
>>76081558
just lipstick and makeup tricks
she hasn't had plastic surgery if that's what you think
>>76081602
Miss the big lad Ford.
He was many things but
Not a faggot.
RIP Toronto.
aussies killed the thread
One of the greatest English wordsmiths was Polish
>>76081623
Very relaxing, comrade
>>76081694
oh yeah? what words did he invent? none? oh, then fuck off yank
>>76081623
Reported to the erm antipeyote league.
I bet we have one.
>>76081694
Is that Conrad?
making an arrangement
having a punt
Why are preggars chicks so fucking alluring?
didn't wash my hair today, hope mr goldstein doesn't notice
The gf
>>76081758
because you have a mental illness
>>76081772
Yes I do. Don't judge, mofo.
Nearly 14 weeks no porn lads.
>>76081758
>dem slices on her arms
hope she didn't abort late
God will judge.
hate it when sports sections come on the news
Just fuck off, I don't care
>>76081626
Christ she's 19 right now, on the left she must have been doing Shake It Up she must've been like what 13 or 14?
>>76081791
Don't think they're self-harm. Usually have mulitple
>>76081800
wish you would fuck off the news
>>76081638
yea
Nonce twat
>>76081806
yeah well kids are getting old too quickly these days, not my fault
have you seen that freak barron trump?
Something something something orrrrr?
>>76081800
haha yes, I hate Mike Bushell too, the little fucking goblin
>>76081686
aussies built brit
>Don't think they're self-harm. Usually have mulitple
Woman ‘made up sex attack claims against 15 men and sent innocent man to jail for 7 years
http://www.stinsonhunter.uk/article?id=209
> British justice system
>>76081829
He's alright I just detest hearing about sports
wonder if part of the training for undercover cops is to be given loads of different drugs so they can be prepared as to how to act if they find themselves in a situation where they have to take drugs to avoid blowing their cover
>>76081848
>Vile Beale
>>76081848
would kill someone if they did this to me tbqh
Sitting in the car waiting for my inevitable toil to begin
>>76081867
don't think that happens very often
kekio
>McGregor Mayweather
awh. Boxing
>McGregor is fucked
all the way to the bank.
>>76081867
>wonder if part of the training for undercover cops is to be given loads of different drugs so they can be prepared as to how to act if they find themselves in a situation where they have to take drugs to avoid blowing their cover
Im sure of it desu
I met one.
>>76081848
surely the judges must've realised that nobody would want to touch this hog with a ten foot pole
>>76081889
yeah but better safe than sorry innit
fuck lads I woke up late Mr Noseberg will not be happy
>>76081867
They're not above the law, I think they can take drugs in the circumstances it'd blow their cover and put them in danger.
>>76081899
elaborate
>>76081848
>stat padding
>declaring unsolved murders as "suicides" to keep the murder rate low
>encouraging people to not report crime to keep the crime stats low
>mass accusation of chinese and koreans
>97% conviction rate in court, guilty until proven innocent
Ah yes, the ol "jap justice system"
>>76081851
No, he's a cunt.
Like you.
>/brit/ starts talking about undercover cops
>almost blow my cover as an undercover MI5 agent sent to infiltrate their thread
wew
*observes thread with a critical eye*
naahhhh
*swipes down*
*quickly strides into the thread*
>>76081918
this is wrong my animes didn't say anything about that
>>76081930
Oi
pipe down
business idea: drink a glass of 7% poison
perception of time only accelerates as you get older lads
the ride will be over sooner than you think
>>76081959
*walks into thread*
alri dickheads
got one fag left and no money for more
what's the most optimal time of day to have it?
>>76081946
Nah
>>76081967
fuck off
>>76081899
why did you greentext my entirepost?
>>76081912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX3PfjTQ1fU
>>76081975
>fuck off
fuck off
>>76081972
yes ;3
>>76081917
>>almost blow my cover as an undercover MI5 agent sent to infiltrate their thread
>>76081917
I really shouldn't though should I?
Lets just say I can smell cops and their intentions. Not literally but I can.
She always got real quiet and had a shitty grin when I asked about her possibly being a cop.
Also when I teased her about being a cop she confessed she wanted to be a sheriff.
>>76081981
shut it, nonce
>>76081979
https://youtu.be/Ht-m4vMWRqA
>>76081993
>redditspaced to shit
fuck off
>>76082010
Hello officer.
>>76081993
she thought you were stupid and was laughing at you mate
>Severe delays due to an earlier customer incident.
hm
stop posting poobara poovin
it's getting annoying now
laid a big hot smelly turd in the jobcentre just now, there's a massive queue forming outside as they wait for someone to clean it up, they're calling it a "customer incident" haha
WEE WEE POO POO
>>76081987
*shits on your chest*
I said nooooooooooooooooo
What do you mean, "I can't get to work on time"?
I got nothing better to do.
And, what do you mean, "I don't pay my bills"?
Why do you think I'm broke? HUH?
>>76082044
a 13 year old made this post
>>76082027
Sure, thats one possibility.
Cept every time she got drunk she let off more about her past that confirmed she knew me before I met her.
Secondly, She was obsessed with her former drug dealer whos son is a police officer.
Oh shit am I a snitch?
I don't need stiches, I'm fucking bulletproof.
>>76082000
Ficki me That Prodigy tune is still quality.
>>76082066
A lot of their stuff is still great
>>76082061
FBI will take care of that skank.
really makes me smile knowing that a poster has spent so much time on reddit that they LITERALLY cannot stop themselves doubletapping the enter key
>>76082037
>>76082057
poo poo poo.... WEEE.... WEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>76082078
I hate niggers
strange how depression can change how you view death
used to be petrified of it as a concept, now i eagerly await it
>>76082061
Oh really?
Maybe she was actually into you lmao.
Nah you're not a snitch lad lmao.
>>76082085
twat
New woman on BBC breakfast is peng
>>76082078
Say it as much as you want
I will never,
visit
never
say
never tho
don't like the redditspacing meme, I've been "redditspacing" for my entire 4chan career and have never been on reddit ONCE
It just looks cleaner, simple as.
>>76082100
barb pav is part and parcel of posting in brit x
>>76082061
i think you're full of shit
simple as
>>76082000
was trying to find this one too. you know your tunes, lad of the Thai
>>76082101
pics x
>>76082112
it looks weird when you leave a space every single line
otherwise when you're just breaking up a paragraph its fine
>>76082116
don't like how she keeps her mouth slightly open like that
not very attractive if i'm honest
dave
x
>>76082112
forget it mate
once something is branded reddit it's reddit for life
>>76082120
something I discovered recently which is fantastic for finding tunes you haven't heard in years are these:
https://youtu.be/AFtmGwxbIq0
loads of them for different years.
>>76082134
>>76082142
you're posts are really hard to read lads
would you mind maybe...
spacing them out a bit more like we do on reddit?
>>76082153
only joking, don't reply to me you fucking nonce
>>76082145
devilish
>>76082153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpKCqp9CALQ
beard smells lads
too lazy to wash it
>>76082194
dee dee dadada?
https://youtu.be/8DNQRtmIMxk
REMEMBER 2017
>>76082202
just get a chin implant m8
>>76082142
not true
has anyone here done a bukkake
>>76082225
Great year other than all the terrorist shit, innit?
HATE runts who do something purely to annoy you
petulant TWAT
I had a thing for barb 2 years ago before she was a meme
wish I had a spunky 80s cheekbones gf
>>76082249
Much better than last year so far desu
are yanks going to vehemently attack aussies now that turnbull brought the bants
yanks can't understand bants from what i understand
can tell by all the terrible forced biden memes that he'll be running for president in 2020
he'll probably lose
>>76082221
Jesus mate. hated it at the time
>>76082253
good lad
>>76082280
isn't Biden pretty popular?
*talking to my mate Dave when I suddenly remember I've forgotten to feed the thread-making runt for several weeks*
aha.. oh no
*quickly calculates his chances of survival*
haha... HAHA.... Dave.... you won't believe what I've just done
>>76082284
haha, half of these songs I'm just in it for nostalgia factor. Having said that this is much better:
https://youtu.be/p3l7fgvrEKM
here's why bernie can still win
>>76082280
if yank life expectancy statistics hold true he'll be dead by then
>>76082301
no. he's a corrupt weirdo
the media machine wants him to be popular though hence the forced memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wsMEj2ZfW8
I can get pretty paranoid sometimes, but I'm ok with the LEOs
Lads, tried using contactless for the first time at the self check out in tesco. It said contactless couldn't be used at this time.
Didn't want to try another machine so I just used cash. Left my cashpoint card at home and don't know my pin for contactless card so actually using contactless method would be handy.
Does it need to be activated or something? Was the tesco machine probably faulty? I'm with Lloyd's
>>76082334
did you have your glasses on?
>>76082334
dunno you're probably just a spacker
>>76082306
post some good nostalgia then, not mum tier stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF2h9IizqpE
>>76082334
>the northern poopoohouse
>>76082306
Can't fault this.
>>76082343
?
>>76082347
Explain yourself.
>>76082375
?
my pronouns: xe/xem/xer
*chucks a fresh runt into the thread-making room*
now WORK
*slams the door shut*
morning lads
morning nonce
>>76082393
mine: xan/xoz/xzin
>>76082402
>morning nonce
morning
that Redbone song is good
on train to work
>>76082368
the least mainstream thing I was into back then was like hardcore rave. Didn't get into any metal/rock until about early to mid 2000's
>>76082382
https://youtu.be/9cQlVww0zKo
Vietla
make a /brit/ thread
edition your call
eyelids are very heavy
night lads
>>76082429
OY VEY
>>76082429
Ah yes
>>76082429
the EU needs to fuck off
>>76082461
look at that blubbery cunt of a cat
>>76082429
won't they just leave immediately
>>76082467
i like fluffly fat kitties
>>76082461
*drop kicks it out of a 90th floor window*
hehe, splat.
watching that Remember 1997 video Thailad posted
wew, bit of a journey that
also willy did a tingle at Scary Spice's nipples
fucking THREAD MAKING RUNT DO ONE RIGHT NOW OR I'M SLASHING YOUR SLOP RATIONS
>>76082428
Paul Kaye aka Denis Penis aka fire guy in GOT did a film about a cheesy euro DJ going deaf. It was good. Funny.
>>76082484
NEW
>>76082473
EU transformed poland into 1st world
They'd never leave
>>76082483
I should have posted 1998, one of the best ones I've seen so far
>>76082504
>>76082504
>>76082504
>>76082509
fuck off paki
Oh and I said I wanted to kick my arresting officers ass to the girl and the sheriffs found out and told me right before my third 5150
>>76082402
>nonce
>implying there's just one
:^)