/brit/

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anime

here's a head scratcher: why don't they sell bleach in clear bottles?

my dad has aids

>>76067822
nah

is there anything more worthless than the opinion of a yank about electronic music?

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hate school

thought after id left it wouldnt affect me anymore but i still think about it regularly, keeps me up at night sometimes

hate hate HATE it. i hate the fact that whenever someone barks my name theres a splitsecond where im a 12 year old again and i physically cringe like a fucking dog hearing its master shout and turn to recieve my orders

most people have people theyre subordinate to - a boss, a parent, etc - but only at school was i subordinate to 70+ different people, living like a snivelling animal ready to do what they told me, whenever the told me. hate it. school has gouged into my psyche and permanently installed this servantile reflex that i will NEVER escape from

wish id had the courage to kill myself at school when it would have hurt them - if i do it now it wont affect my old school at all

worst thing is nobody even knows. teachers as individuala are decent people, they have no idea what theyve done to me - its the school as a whole i despise
maybe i should go back and take a clawhammer to the windows

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describe in 1 word or less

plymouth is actually an alright place

Grenfell Tower was an inside job.

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Let's all bring the 'imageboard' concept back to its roots

>>76067937
housing assocs have revenues of around £200 million

>>76067974
because it's light sensitive sweetie x

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>>76065641
I just found this image of average Italijánka.

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>Complain about cultural appropriation
>Constantly appropriate the culture of a country you barely have any affinity with

Someone needs to remind Aisha of this tweet. I would but she already blocked me lol.

africa needs mosquito nets so we can save the millions of mosquitoes needlessly dying of aids.

>>76068035
wrong
really makes you think huh

>>76068040
cultural appropriation is just leftist racism

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>>76068040
she's a proper runt isn't she

my nan was irish and I feel no connection to the place, she needs to wind her fucking neck in

>>76068047
Mmm..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LItNFP7icUw

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need a short haired qt gf to cuddle

>>76068068
I always assume any white person who complains about cultural appropriation is a closet white supremacist.

Why else would they shame white people for not "acting white enough"?

Absolutely mad to think billions of pakis care immensely about a sport (Cricket) that we invented, yet I don't give the slightest shit about.

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what's the future for the lib dems?

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>>76068004

>>76068097
nothing wrong with that if starvation is your only other option. protein is protein.

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>>76068061
ah but my good sir

it is you who are wrong

I bid thee good day

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>>76068040
>that tweet

>>76068092
It's funny because that tweet is mocking the exact kind of plastic paddy Aisha is now.

>>76068040
''Irish'' Americans do this too
Their great great grandpa was a fenian, so they conveniently ignore how everyone else in their family has english heritage

>>76068145
nope. really makes u think

>>76068125
*reminds you that Dems are fucked*

>>76068108
it's like leftists just decided to forget what they claim they stand for and instead decided to allocate all memes to their respective skin colours

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hmmm

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>>76068040
This is obviously fucking satire you divs

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>>76067994
>tfw still have nightmares about school

>>76068204
You can't put an umlaut over M

>>76068191
literally yes sweetie x

it says it right there, it's light sensitive so can't be sold in clear bottles

x

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>>76068004
>>76068004

gays should be flogged

>>76068004
>Typical British woman.jpg

is it possible to make a really tiny person who has the same mental capacity as a big person

>>76068217
What's the source on this image? The art style seems oddly familiar

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>>76068275

interesting new vid from brother nathanael. he really fucking hates jews lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPyX_mWfdnE

>>76067995
tanlines

>>76068267
FOK

>>76068272
REALLY makes you go hmmmm

what does FOB stand for

i know all the other variants, just canr figure the B out

>>76068298
Can't be done
t. tiny person

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>>76068265
I know that feel

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>>76068301

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Very much looking forward to the new MonHun, lads

>>76068119
>“...a sport (Cricket) that we invented...”
>Duitsers
That looks like cultural appropriation to me, Fritz.

>>76068357
going to need some peer reviewed studies mate

>>76068354
"fuck off bender" possibly

I knew the 2moons dil so I always try my best to earn them more and more to make myself strong. I have never played the game before, at the beginning I did not know what is so I went to kill the monsters with the 2moons gold that I earned with myself in the game. I will duty bound to a friend to help brush the 2moon dil together with my friends. I spend a good relationship is then fly to tears. If my levels are very high, I can go to buy 2moons dil more and more and I will not depend on my friends to help me to earn them. I get some cheap 2moons gold as the gifts to encourage me.

>>76068366
did you poo a bird LOL

also wipe your seat

>>76068354
>>76068415
FONG

>>76068354
battyman

fidget spinners? back in my day the only thing you needed to fidget with was penis

>>76068378
same la
don't have a PS4 at the moment but considering picking up a cheap one for it

not racist just dont like em at all

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>>76068366

>>76068354
Fuck of Billionaire

I made the comment under good faith that we were communicating using a common slang

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>>76068447
most fads are masturbation trainers for kids

Acting like an actual human is really all it takes to get your dicky sticky.

>>76068217
>>76068275
>>76068301
>>76068378
>>76068483
FURRIES OUT

>>76068501
put my nice uncircumcised penis in one of these once

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my beautiful (soon to be) son!!

>>76068447
bit gay

>>76068468
I must implores that you are indeed a racist

>>76068528
>uncircumcised

Yankish fantasy

>>76068515
>actual human
what the fuck does this mean

what have i been acting like lol

>>76068532
Single mothers love to dress their children like the men who left them

>>76068524
FOB (fuck off Bruce)

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your top 3 philosophers of all time?

Lauren Southern leaked interracial anal sextape (featuring faith goldy and mandingo)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDLIEQlTuUM

nice

>>76068267
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diaeresis_(diacritic)#Consonants
M̈ m̈

had a foul poo in the work loos again today

starting to get a bit of a reputation

>>76068501
I kept biting holes in them, the stuff inside tastes AWFUL

>>76068620
Kirk picard and sisco

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I've got you now, Goy

>>76068620
Stefan Molyneux, Sargon of Akkad (2015-17), Sh0eonhead

How the fuck is that tower still on fire?

>>76068620
molyneux
sargon
pjw

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>>76068620
3? Just 3?
Plebeian

>>76068620
Obama potent Kremlin Osama

>>76068620
Very good quote

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>>76068483

>>76068620
i. Wittgenstein
ii. Wittgenstein
iii. Wittgenstein

the Croydon cat killer thing is actually sickening
fucking disgusting

>>76068659
probably filled with asbestos

everyone in the area will have lung cancer within ten years

>>76068620
Deleuze
Kierkegaard
Heidegger

>>76068627
ooh allo allo

>>76068620
lauren southern, stick man, any black gentleman in the immediate vicinity with a MAGA hat

>>76068620
Stirner

no others come close

>>76068686
Doing a hmmm

>>76067973
fuck off nonce

>>76068686
what is that

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>>76068681

>>76068695

if it was full of asbestos the fire wouldn't have been anywhere near that bad

Doing a count of the old calories. Ah yes, now I see why I'm a fat fuck.

Who knew having a couple pints was like eating a load of bread.

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>>76068686
BRUH

>>76068637
I always burn incense after a poo. Can't remember the last time I did a poo away from home though.

I also do a "courtesy flush" as well, even though I live alone. Worried the neighbours will smell it.

>>76068204
>no pillow

looks extremely painful

>>76068695
Do you know what asbestos was used for dumb cunt?

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>>76068756
stop making me feel stupid

>>76068704
hey babe x

>>76068695
Asbestos stops fire

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watching the 10 o clock news

When foreigners imagine the average resident of Kensington they probably imagine Liz Hurley and Hugh Grant, pootering around tree-lined streets in their Porsche.

It's actually Ahmed Mousa, Libyan immigrant who lives in a smelly, ugly tower block with his two wives and eight kids and speaks 5 words of English.

London is an absolute hole. Cordon it off.

>>76068759
8.5" erect so don't laugh or I'll have to take another photo xx

>>76068620
Joe Rogan
Eddie Diaz
Brian Redban

>>76068686
That's me

>>76068695
asbestos is flame retardant mate that's why it was used

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mashina

wish I had my own sitcom so I could hire tim to be my sitcom dad

>>76068799
>pootering

Lefties on Facebook are blaming tories for the flat fire in london

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wish we could dig up this fucker and trample his bones like based Winston wanted

>>76068829
you're a retardant

>>76068799
that's a small part of North kensington

>>76068532
>raft guide

but blacks cant swim. Who is he trying to fool

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>>76068686
>autismoyank
so..... THIS is the """man""" telling me to go back to leftypol discord

>>76068620
Studying this post intently to uncover the secret of (You)s

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Hampshire

>>76068799
fuck off racist

bring back asbestos he was a good boy dindu nuffin

having a poo x x xxxxx x xxxxXxxXXX

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>>76068755

>>76068766
he's a big guy

>>76068686
is this the same willy with cheeto dust on it

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>>76068925

>egypt
>ethiopia
>israel
>ancient greece
>mali
>portugal
Why the Black man have so many great empires and shit?

>>76068620
Carl Schmitt
Leo Strauss
Spinoza

>>76068941
that horse looks like it's in a lot of pain :(

>>76068903
wonder if its better to die in a burning building or of that respiratory illness that gives you

quite a dilemma

>>76068941
>the weak should fear the strong.jpg

Thinking about the time the lads voted me funniest poster on /brit/

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those poor bastards

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anime

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>>76068876
Hampshire

https://twitter.com/EdJetel/status/874703093711163394


BASED aussies

love capitalism 2bh

>fire is STILL going on

what the FUCK

>>76068759
>>76068866
would take an erect shot but I can't even get it up right now haha x

>>76069009
are you the bradley poster? if so you're hilarious dude XD keep up the good work

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>flush the toilets three (3) times
>keeps coming back
NOOOOOOOOOO

>>76069026
heh fat goose

here's how my evening is panning out:

>have a wank
not yet

>have a cup of tea
done

>play zelda
ongoing

>have another cup of tea
kettle is on as we speak

>>76069017
bet they wish they stayed in their foreign shit-hole now. karma for bennie scrounging and contributing absolutely nothing.

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>>76069026

>>76069017
guffawing

Post choons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYX0sjP6Za8

>>76069059
Absolutely disgusting. Abhorrent. Sort it out mate

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>here's how my evening is panning out:
>>have a wank
>not yet
>>have a cup of tea
>done
>>play zelda
>ongoing
>>have another cup of tea
>kettle is on as we speak

>>76069017
>top 3 floors

whelp

>>76069017
puzzling over the ethnicity of these specific individuals

>>76069024
brung a tear to me eye
good lads

>>76069056
fuck off austria

>>76069108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SUzcDUERLo

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>>76069108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3V-oXwCWL4

>>76069059
did that in a mate's toilet once aha

brits actually drink tea? lmfao

>>76069056
Very humorous sideways Austria

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going for an ice cream in a few hours

So I had one bent over the table here, there was one up here who I was fingering and I was just toe fucking the one on the floor.

this one time i did a poo

>>76069108
>Wham!

literal turbochad

>>76069188
I think they know coffee tastes better but they just drink tea because "le we're bri'ish mate!!"

>>76069188
tea is just another word for piss here mate

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>Rescue services recover the bodies of 32 victims, including children, from the first 3 floors of Grenfell Tower, bringing the death toll to 44

>first 3 floors of 26
>fire still going on top floors

>>76069056

exceedingly reddit

>>76069208
why do you need to plan so far ahead

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Can't stop farting. They reek as well and it's so hot and sweaty in my room

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>>76069017
>they're dead now
heh

>>76069181
>>76069113
At least it looks healthy...

Managed shove it back in somehow

have evidence that proves theresa may set grenfell tower on fire herself
saw her do it myself
chased her down and asked her why she'd do such a thing
she replied "i hate the mandem"
it was shocking and i got it all on film

>>76069247
God has taken vengeance on the Muslims

>>76069229

oh fuck off you cretin

>>76069108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKttC1mHXhg

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How much worse is the Tesco Everyday Value range than normal stuff? Some of the prices there are insanely low, so low I can't trust it to not be disgusting and/or poison.

Is it just a way for them to say they beat Asda on the price challenge, while making the packaging unappealing so people get the normal stuff?

what would you do lads? jump or suffocate / burn to death?

>>76069247
link

>>76069096
>projecting this much

will do a howl when the nhs collapses because you voted to get rid of all the nurses and doctors

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>exceedingly reddit

>>76069301
aim for the bushes

How many do you reckon perished in the towering sheedferno? Gonna say 100 here.

>>76069188
I drink water, hot drinks are for runts

>>76069108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldXgK71pgxs

>>76069301
if it got to the point where i was 100% going to burn i would jump in a heartbeat
being burnt to death seems like such a painful way to go

>>76069017
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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>all those (You)s
I've found a nice new home

>>76069229
fuck off to /britfeel/ or your own general you fucking weirdo

>>76069301
Evacuate in time down the staircase because I'm not a retard

>>76069301
Jump probably, surely they'll have these big nets

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>right wing comedian.jpg

>>76069314
yeh mate im projecting. im actually a bennie scrounging immigrant who contributes nothing to the country i leech off. haha got me!

moron.

>>76069301
probably jump

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YES I LOVE MUSLIMS
YAAAAASSSSSSSS

>>76069301
you are supposed to run out

they advised loads of them to stay inside which killed lots of tjem

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>>76069353
You'll die from smoke inhalation first

>>76069298
it's fine for basic stuff like pasta
anything else is poor

anyone got any videos where you can hear the people screaming from inside the block of flats?

>>76069087
Sounds like a good evening.

Done my wank.
Had about half a litre of frappucino (milky iced coffee - been making it in my smoothie maker) and some biscuits.
Now in bed with laptop. Brushed my teeth, ready for sleep in an hour or so. Getting the sleep schedule synced with normality again.

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triggered runts

virtually no one burns to death in fires. the fumes kill you long before the flames get you.

benders have successfully taken /brit/

time to move

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Don't like how suddenly death can arrive and how final it is

>>76069446
Loads on liveleak

lots died for no reason
ultra Rorke firefighters told them to stay in their flats rather than escape

>>76069096
>>76069106
>>76069274
>>76069366

edgy

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>>76069479
you'd better sweetie x

>>76069420
love how muslims are such cunts that doing basic acts of compassion and helpfulness needs to blasting across media.
>look everyone, they're not inbred freaks. they do absolutely normal things like everyone else. praise them NOW

>>76069526
well helllllooooooo there reddit! welcome to the 'chon!!!!!

>>76069480
>final
You wish.

>>76069464
you a virgin now fuck off to /r9k/ the big men are trying to talk

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I'm in your thread

>>76069298
Some of it is unironically decent but it's hit and miss. Some of the stuff that I've tried that I've found to be decent are the frozen chicken drumsticks, chocolate digestive bars, stock cubes and pasta.

>>76069539
>LOOK A MUSLIM CAB DRIVER DROVE ME HOME AFTER A TERRORIST ATTACK AND HE EVEN GAVE ME A DISCOUNT!

>>76069416
>pretending you arent a neet scrounger

howling

>>76069463
Not with that caffeine pumping around you you're not

Once it his 6pm I don't take any caffeine or I'm bouncing off the walls

>>76069576
return to your reddit general aka /cum/

Oh...you touch my tra la la
Mmm...my ding ding dong
(Mmm!)

La
La la la
La la la
La la la la la la
La
La la la
La la la
La la la la la la

Oh...you touch my tra la la

La
La la la
La la la
La la la la la la
La (Mmm...my ding ding dong)
La la la
La la la
La la la la la la
La
La la la
La la la
La la la la la la
La
La la la
La la la
La la la la la la

Deep in the night
I'm looking for some fun
Deep in the night
I'm looking for some love
Deep in the night
I'm looking for some fun
Deep in the night
I'm looking for some...

You tease me
Oh, please me
I want you to be my love toy
Come near me
Don't fear me
I just can't get enough of you, boy

Oh...you touch my tra la la

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>>76069267
i'm having a new house built by the amish and we have to give them a ride home every night at 8pm

i use it an excuse to get an ice cream haha because there's an ice cream shoppe on the way home

>>76069539
it has essentially become part and parcel of the post-disaster news cycle

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still burning after 21 hours

>>76069605
is this some weird post-ironic gimmick you're trying to peddle?

>>76069638
>tfw no qt amish gf

>>76069644
screaming. are the firefighters sat around with a thumb up their arse?

>>76069638
do they build good quality stuff

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*stares*

>>76069638
you're either full of shit or a genius shitposter

not sure which

I am the alt-left

>>76069674
off you pops to bed wagie :)

>>76069480
i learned this yesterday when a lightning storm hit when i was on top of a mountain. genuinely feel like i should be dead right now. i'm incredibly lucky

>>76069644
jesus
make sprinklers mandatory

>>76069644
Ah yes the so called firemen

https://twitter.com/OnlineMagazin/status/875035876937666561

>>76069644
Huw Edwards should extinguish is with his massive spunk

>>76069680

The firefighters don't want to get 9/11'd

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>>76069536
Ah yes, so-called ""bi sexuals""

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let em burn

>>76069676
most amish families have 10+ kids. they're crazy desu
>>76069692
yes, it's literally what they do. they're craftsmen
>>76069698
it's the truth lad. moving in next month

my other mates over at reddit talk highly of the amish people

>>76069643
It genuinely has, the independent was running three stories this morning. One was a live update of the fire, one was a general story on the incident and one was on how Muslims saved hundreds of lives because they were fasting for Ramadan and so were awake for the fire

>>76069708
had a feeling you're a parasite. hence the extreme rankling from my post. fucking lol mate. have a word.

>>76069757
all me

>>76069613
When I first started drinking coffee, yes. Now I can down a pot of strong black coffee (Lava Java) and be fast asleep within the hour, if it's late. The downside is that I need it to properly wake up now.

Even started adding energy drinks to my regular shop because weather's getting too hot for hot drinks and cold coffee is a bit awkward to make. Still better than being back on the booze though.

Who dares me to go through the headache of installing my fucked fallout NV, reinstalling it and downloading every mod to tailor my autistic wants and needs?

Who fucking dares me???

>>76069736
unsure whats happening

>>76069644
nice

>>76069774
how much is your house going to cost then lad

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>when a yank says 'arse' or 'wank' unironically

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Why do British girls always have the same distinct face?

And how do I get myself such a girl?

>>76069779
Amish are white so reddit hates them

>>76069536
someone do the math here. is there enough homos to pull together a coalition of chaos o is there anyone the heteros can strike a deal with

>>76069676
Never knew I wanted this until now.

>>76069816
>cold coffee is a bit awkward to make
1. Make coffee
2.Wait
3.you have now got cold coffee

>>76069816
Can't you just have some orange juice? It's healthier and has the same effect (can be any fruit juice tho)

>>76069804
it annoys me because it feels condescending and forced

>>76069839
it's only 900sq ft and cost about 40k

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc5v2bPcVLc

would love to live near an amish community. they're the kind of humble traditionalists that would be a welcome sight here. instead we get murderous paedophile-worshipping death-cultists. fucking great.

is bradleyposting considered avatarfagging since it's just one guy? might start letting the janny know about him

>>76069844
*wanks my willy through your arse*

Will rap be the mullet of music? Most of it truly is that awful

>>76069807
time for bed wagie

dont want noseberg to be upset with you if you are late or tired

>coffee
>energy drinks

enjoy dying by 50

BRUCE IS IN COMMAND

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https://twitter.com/trobinsonnewera/status/854317564884918272?lang=en

>10:30 at night
>still light out

hmmmmm what's going on?

>>76069816
Fucking hell mate that's tragic. I was addicted to sugar and caffeine in uni, one day we ran out and I got a migraine so bad I was throwing up. That's when I decided to bin the sugar and now I only have one coffee in the morning

>>76069884
>orange juice
>healthier than coffee
no

Would love to give a cute french Canadian a foot massage

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>>76069749
Fred Dibnah would've have it down and been in the pub before you could say "mine's a pint."

>>76069901
isn't the amish community full of alcohol abuse and other kinds of misery?

>>76069774
>it's the truth lad. moving in next month
le absolute wat

thought they hated cars

>>76069903
nah its all he's got. he literally spends all day every day here and is so bitter and jaded about his shit life he constantly attempts to ridicule people as a defence mechanism.

>>76069931
surprised it was as low as 6

expected everyone to be literally cooked alive. the firemen would get there and it'd be like pompei

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>is bradleyposting considered avatarfagging since it's just one guy?

>>76069969
Based Dibnah

>>76069945
I meant healthier than energy drinks, they're full of all kinds of shit

the German Jew is angry over whites again
>>76069973

this fire is the fault of the tory government

just called out an instagram whore's virtuesignalling

probably going to blow up in my face but i posted the comment before fully thinking it through

hmm

>>76069644
lol me and my mum were just remarking about this

>>76069936
That London fire is still going on

>>76069987

it's now 12 and going to rise

youre a complete meff if you like tommy robinson

>>76069774
Post a photo of the gaff then

>>76070012
You don't know her irl so who cares what she thinks, and she'll probably sperg out some bullshit

>>76070025
imagine going inside and seeing a whole family reduce to ash

>>76069987

90 people have been rescued so far
firemen said they arent going to bw able to rescue any more

hundreds lived there

expect a 150+ death toll eventually, just takes time

>>76070014
haha you pair sound like a right laugh

>>76070058
>>76070058
noo

>>76070061
yeh mate taking a stand against paedo gangs where everyone ignored it and challenging false accusations made against him makes him a right dickhead

test

>>76069998
orange juice is literally liquid sugar. probably even worse for you than coke. I'd rather take my chances with a sugar free energy drink desu

>>76070091
nominate us for inclusion on the next Gogglebox series please

>>76070010
https://twitter.com/TheMurdochTimes/status/875011847623065600

QUICK DRAW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=999RqGZatPs

>>76069979
mennonites can use tractors and electricity. some even have cell phones

but the amish can't use any of that. no cars, no tractors, no electricity, no cell phones, so you have to drive them around if you want to hire them. they all stink like horse shit and will leave a permanent stink in your car. we bought a shitty old van for the sole purpose of carting them around lel

>>76070061
he's a top Irish-Anglo bloke

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might invest in a cold brew coffee maker lads

thoughts

>>76070124
>sugar free energy drink
What the shit anon, and the thing about orange juice is you only have to drink a glass of it

being greek seems comfy

wow the whore actually deleted her post when i called her out on it

didnt expect things to go that well
feel a bit bad actually, shes obviously a decent sort of lass on the inside

>>76070067
i might soon x

it's just a small square. not a big deal

>>76070182
aeropress

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>HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED

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filled with shame, guilt and regrets lads

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>>76069881
>wait
There's the awkward bit. It takes hours to cool to the point I can blend it with ice, I don't have all day.

>>76069884
Been blending juice with low fat yoghurt and frozen fruit (cherries, strawberries, blueberries) from Tesco. Tastes amazing, very cooling in this heat as well. Advice: don't get the frozen berry mix. It's just mouthfuls of hard little seeds.

>>76069944
Never put sugar in my coffee, and only recently added milk. I've found you can wean yourself on or off pretty much anything given a bit of time and self control.

Thought janny boy was on paid leave t.b.h.

>>76070182
That's literally Chinese lad, wouldn't trust it

Amazon is swamped with no-brand Chinese goods now, you have to sift through it to get to shite that has actually passed quality control

There is also a ton of corruption in the Amazon reviews for these Chinese products

>>76070182
just get a cafetiere

>>76070182
you don't really need one. i make cold brew all the time with a mason jar, some kitchen roll, and a sieve