You arrive in Preston edition
janned
really prefer the latter end of the year when the yank fall tv schedule is on and all the good films are out
rest of the year is just biding time for that
England lives, and marches on
septic tank = /int/
>>76070398
>fall
fuck off yank
>>76070345
goat train station to be honest
great selection of crisps in the shop in the middle
>>76070257 #
>been blending juice
Pretty cool anon, might try it out some day.
Atm I drink May Tea iced tea. Looks fairly healthy and it's refreshing and nice.
Probably not the perfect drink but not a bad compromise
>>76070124 #
Btw, coke is definitely worse than orange juice
HE WALKS AMONGST US
pirates
anime
nth for the janny
*breath in*
..............................................................
BOI
why are northern train stations so peng?
#TBE #TMT #&0 #MONEY
THANK YOU BASED FLOYD
>>76070505
hate that nigger
Throwback leds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSe95yskUoI
>>76070483
Not so full of ethnics
you arrive in plymouth
>>76070522
you just need to let the money team into your heart
Stephen Fry snorted cocaine in Buckingham Palace
>>76070539
now what
Post your youtube recommendations
this guy speculates the fire was deliberate to kill the mandem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buV929MqlWc
>>76070560
what a lad hahaHahaha
You arrive in Belfast
you arrive in paris
>>76070592
yeh its a sign from god. fuck off back home.
the mainstream boi pussy
Fuck sake all the lads have the newest kit on GTA Online but I can't afford it
>>76070584
I can give you a channel, Eazyonme
Good lad
Building fires are just part and parcel of living in a big city.
There's nothing that can be done.
>>76070654
Ha gay ass niBBa just get a trainor lil' bitch ass niBBa with no cash no hoes lmao
>>76070584
>Tim Farron choosing God over politics
>Getting booted out from politics by his peers just for hip wing a Christian while Muslims are celebrated for openly being Muslim
Wtf I genuinely respect Tim now
bit mad that if the same fire broke out before the reclad, it would have burnt out the one flat and been extinguished
>>76070737
fuck off god bothering nonce
>hot girl turns out to also be the intelligent-but-possibly-autistic girl
>seems more interested in me than other guys
Holy shit I might actually have a chance at getting a qt gf
>>76070773
>>76070737
*nonces you both*
>believe in God unironically and love Jesus and the Bible in a proper Yank-tier way
>join the most socially liberal party
why would he do this
>>76070584
Not proud of it.
Doing a Dixie lads
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497477180065.webm
>>76070584
Do straight lads look for other straight blade on tinder to go out for a bit non bent fun?
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4W82HIzUcc
>>76070832
christtards don't know what they want nor what's best for them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STeNI0YTZUQ
comfy
>>76070890
>nist
>reckon jet fuel melts steel beams
DROPPED
>>76070871
feck off yenk
Lads the quintessential Dub has a new tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVQ7uuVfMUE
Fucking Milk Man quit because he's too Christian to be a politician
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40281300
Here we go round the prickly pear
Prickly pear prickly pear
Here we go round the prickly pear
At five o'clock in the morning.
>>76070880
>Ephemeral Rift
My nigga
how do you put out an electrical fire or a grease(?) fire
But former Lib Dem official Miranda Green criticised Mr Farron for making his statement on the same day as the Grenfell Tower fire tragedy in London, in which at least 12 people have died.
She said the timing showed the Lib Dem leader was "myopic and self-obsessed".
wow
>>76071029
with a fire extinguisher
>>76071029
Carbon Dioxide Fire Extinguisher.
stop killing the libdem
>>76071029
Water, just throw it over and stand back a bit.
malta on street view lads
just looks like a poor spain
>>76071029
lots of water
>>76071083
fuck off you danish prick
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_of_Kris_Kremers_and_Lisanne_Froon
Whats the most likes you have ever gotten on a youtube comment lads? I got 614
>>76070981
state of this country when this can happen
>>76071083
dumb danish kike
>>76071084
*teleports behind libdem*
*pierces its torso with my katana*
*smirks while giving a shing glare and fazes out of there*
>>76070398
Runty behaviour
Always pleases me immensely when I get mistaken for Danelad.
First two (phone posting)
Can't be bothered to show the other ones, and don't really know what to think of them
Not comfortable in this heat
>>76071141
no one cares you autistic fuck
>>76070832
people only use parties for their own leverage
Lights are blinding my eyes
People pushing by,
They're walking off into the night
>>76070463
You wouldn't steal a car, would you?
i'm in love with the shape of poo
>>76071227
Good song, didn't know about it so cheers lad
>>76071237
I would if I could make a duplicate of the car whilst leaving the original car intact and undamaged and in the original owner's possession
>>76070560
NOT acceptable for him to disrespect the Queen like that.
How would you like it if he snorted cocaine in your grandma's house?
>>76071266
tories and rorkes btfo
Snorting cocaine in my grandma's house right now. YOLO
>>76071003
>oldest known melody
Came up on mine as well (>>76070842) after I refreshed.
got called wasteman at a BDL street party
Do people honestly still watch normal telly instead of streaming?
>>76071198
my first two if we're phone posting
Fuuuuck mcregor mayweather is happening lads
>>76071256
bed sheets smell like poo
need a gf who's into memes
>>76071306
>>76071198
>the absolute fucking state of phone posters
flatmate (female) has started on the pill because she doesn't trust condoms
looking forward to giving her one without a dommy
Wish anime was real lads.
>>76071306
based tommy.
>>76071290
Nice, but I'm now stuck in a loop of Byzantine chants
>>76071306
hmm very contrasting
>>76070584
Not even remotely ashamed.
>Brit fire
>>76071312
mcgregor is gonna get heemed
can't wait for that jumped up little pikey to get some humility knocked into him
>open desuarchive
>flooded with a thousand malware block notifications
the gf of jewish origin just sent me this over facebook messenger
>shagging your flatmate
get a bird you dont live with
The evolution of Aisha and her """"""Irishness"""""":
https://twitter.com/cattocomunista_/status/500384052768411650
https://twitter.com/cattocomunista_/status/633420442192211970
https://twitter.com/cattocomunista_/status/633420619443499008
https://twitter.com/cattocomunista_/status/652243314528358400
https://twitter.com/cattocomunista_/status/746110583745949696
https://twitter.com/cattocomunista_/status/746114725071687680
https://twitter.com/cattocomunista_/status/842870239750766592
Funny how much she complains about cultural appropriation when she appropriates the culture of a country she barely has any affinity with. Rachael Dolezal tier.
>>76071353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J88_DV6-mM
>>76071383
spooky
https://www.elitereaders.com/photos-tourists-mysteriously-disappeared/
>>76071383
how big does the trail have to be
fucking pansies
>>76071312
Hope based celt BTFOs mboko nigweather
>>76071331
Go away, we don't like you.
>>76071306
>rebel media
Yeah I've sometimes got the same stuff around
>>76071403
Sort out your life you autistic fucking stalker freak
Nobody gives a shit
>>76071432
Don't put this evil on me
Jeremy Corbyn has literally been in my house AMA
>>76071299
Tons of old and middle aged povvos, I reckon.
Had a business idea for 'em: A set top box that connects to the internet and acts like Skype, but through the telly, with a camera that sits on top and a microphone on the remote control. So you can click on your Skype box, call up whoever, and the box beeps/flashes/does an alert on the screen, and tells you (LCD display on box+remote) who's calling. If you answer then you do a video chat via the internet. Easy enough for Eastenders viewers to handle.
>>76071403
not going to click any of those
the absolute state of you for caring and spending time finding these
>>76071399
bit stretched for cash atm so can't afford it
besides she's moving out soon
>>76071432
Thats what the silly cunts get for going to Panama alone
>>76071443
Great post my bro
>>76071460
Does it feel weird knowing he shagged your mum?
>>76071403
don't ever wanna hear any complaining about americans and muh hurritage ever again
>>76071403
utter state
>>76071379
Fuck, I missed E3 again. Tomorrow's the last day isn't it? I know I can go back and watch but I like to see these things live.
>>76071471
im taking the piss la, id shag a granny if I lived with one.
>>76071503
americans are twats
miss the ex gf
we are really good friends now and chat daily
>The French poster
>>76071411
best ally!
>>76071403
vile professional victim
needs sectioning or putting down
>>76071527
ah ok
so would I haha
wonder how many people are being held against their will in rape dungeons while everyone thinks they're dead
>>76071486
Very inappropriate response.
I must regretfully inform /brit/ I am ending my AMA prematurely due to this one bastard ruining it for everyone.
>the danish kike poster
>>76071403
What a cunt
there's two different French posters and two different German posters
hate all 4 with a passion
>the french leftist hippy with dreadlocks
>the german jew who pretends to be some other personality (split personality disorder?)
weird blokes
Matched with lots of peng tings on the old 'der but CBA texting these slags! so what will I do? Wank to the fit nigerian (abs gem) three times a day
>>76071443
It's not stalking, it's just searching tweets. Literally a five second process.
>>76071571
bit dark
Wish I could go back to nursery. Pretty Peng from what I remember
Cheap wine Wednesday lads
>>76071592
someone needs to ask the hard questions
a free thinkers, i am
see man driving a german whip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyfJyXDHxRY
>>76071594
Wish I could go back knowing what I know now
I'd be a fucking legend the second time around
>>76071535
So you miss fucking her, not her as a person
>>76071584
>>76071583
If only there was someway to distinguish my unique personality through the use of some personal identification device. I know: I'll become a tripfag!
But I'm none of the fags you describe.
Surprised at how bad you analyse posters /brit/
>>76071623
BLACKED.com out window leaning back
can't read this French
I just got a phone call from jammer
>There are people in this world who BUY porn
And this hard cunt came in... starts starin' at me
beat up some fag monkey
literally cannot believe the left are ok with such a hateful religion being allowed in this country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt4yEoZ88aU
>>76071655
what did he want?
Too Hot Lads
>>76071646
I'll admit there's probably a few other Frenchies that pop in occasionally but 70% are the parsian mental case 20% are the poltard southern rorke
>>76071690
like
Need a film or a TV show
>>76070584
some of these are from opening links on here
Me an the lads x
>>76071735
The greatest story ever told
>>76071531
póg mo thóin
don't trust political parties who claim to be able to help everyone through direct intervention
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OR-LoJcxeg
*desire for Lebensraum intensifies*
>>76071700
fuck off /pol/
>>76071716
janny wants to know whether it's beef or gimmicks
>>76071632
I think about this more than is healthy. Could fucking wreck 2016-present, just with what I know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58of-AAHsqM
the frenchies are good lads
>tfw not irish
>>76071771
>>76071775
Nah lad. If time travel is real then it means MI5 will probably know about it and keep an eye on people who appear prophetic.
I'd make an easy life and show off my amazing adult knowledge. but not go overboard
>>76071724
>feels good to be the only Franco-English poster around
>there are people in this thread who WATCH porn
absolute state
sort yourselves out
BAD BOYS BAD BOYS
WHATCHA GONNA DOO?
WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU?
janner? i hardly kernow
>>76071833
had a wank to a fit lass wanking herself off in a harley quinn costume
want to shag aisha desu lads
>>76071865
underrated post
memes used to be more innocent and fun
>>76071818
I seriously don't understand why people think it's OK for Muslims to even exist on this planet
Lads ah wannae bull a black lassie
>>76071906
they can exist in their own shit-holes. just dont want their bronze age savagery here.
>>76071879
mohammed
>>76071865
Gassing at the thought of her chebs lighting up like a Roman Candle in a High Rise fire situation
imagine if everyone was attractive
>>76071879
nonce
>>76071906
most people don't choose to be muslim
even if they live in a country where death is not the penalty for apostasy the social ramifications make apostasising untenable
>>76071819
There was that fella who said he kept seeing horse racing results in dreams and got them all right. Made a fortune. Became a horse racing pundit, got a title and everything.
Can't remember his name of find him on Google but it's real.
>scottish literature
muh burns
>english literature
muh shakespeare
why is irish literature superior?
business idea: accidently squash my bollocks while sitting down and then be in pain for he rest of the evening
why do chess players think they are smarter than everybody else?
>>76071975
it isn't mate
>>76071892
im a man of taste you see
>>76071979
whore
FU-SION-HA
>>76071975
>dude unintelligible bullshit lmao
>dude potatoes lmao
Ah yes very impressive
there are only 5 missing people
At the airport lads. Flight is delayed 90minutes so Im sat at an Irish pub at 8am considering a pint
>>76071990
Maybe they are in fact smarter at chess
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>76072021
dont even start mate or ill crack u one fucking cunt!
really want to lick a fit girls arsehole after she's had a shower
>>76071964
Maybe it is real an that's how they keep it quiet
What if everyone in the House of Lors is a psychic time traveller?
>>76072030
but skill at the game of chess doesn't mean they are actually more intelligent
>>76072007
need my nose in between those cheeks
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>76071962
This. It's a fear-based religion. Most muslims are victims of Islam, not soldiers of Islam.
>>76072024
haha do it! (Im moving to the gold coast to work on a construction site)
>>76072044
why didn't your ancestors crack the soil
maybe you'd not have run out of potatoes then haha
>>76072074
>muslims are the real victims
Oh fuck off
the gf
>>76072047
me too
real shame i'm ugly to the point where women won't even come near me
>>76072044
why didn't you learn to fish
>>76072044
*encircles you in a broad sweeping armoured movement*
What now smart guy?
Downloaded a fucking virus and now adblock doesnt work and my computers thick as pigs shite! not fucking on
>>76072114
L O N D O N
cuckio meme? nah, sorry mate, never heard of it
>>76072087
Nice when you moving lad?
>>76072114
toasty
is that from the burned out building?
>>76072114
27th FLOOR REPRESENT
>>76072074
wrong
just because they didn't choose to be muslim does not mean they are victimised by it
>>76072119
can't say I know that feeling haha
>>76072064
Parts of their brain have developped to be better at chess through training or simply playing it.
Maybe you don't call it being more "intelligent" at doing something, but they definitely think they're better than you.
Depends what you call intelligence lad, but according to some studies, IQ is also determined by the stimulation your brain goes through during your whole life.
Simple as
>>76072114
>yfw this made her skin lighter
>>76072129
Stop downloading porn.
>I'm a single mum of 8. I live in a council property that actually costs me more a month than my mortgage did.
Irish people are good at literature
simple as!
>>76072184
FONT
>>76072087
how do you get a job like this
>ring them up
>yeah can you come in for an interview
>hold on i'll just hop an international flight for a job i might not get
>>76072195
>they definitely think they're better than you
hahaha that's what's laughable. because, they're not? hahaha
>>76070576
Suppose we'd better leave.
>>76072226
Name me one good work of Irish literature besides Ulysses.
>>76072275
Ulysses
>>76070584
r8
things the irish are good at:
>starving to death
things the irish are bad at:
>growing enough potatoes
>fishing
>literature
>>76072226
can't even keep a language going hun
>>76072275
Finnegan's Wake.
the fire rises
>>76072275
>Ulysses
Dude you need an intimate understanding of the geography of Dublin to understand it or it's completely meaningless lmao
>>76072275
dracula
hate big chebs
love small chebs
simple as
>>76072245
You'd have to have a game with them, anon.
I mean maybe they are stupid because they assume that you're bad at it. Or maybe they're just ignorant but does ignorance rhyme with stupidity?
might become a postman or a courier driver lads
>>76072104
You're making wrong assumptions about my position here.
I'm not saying non-muslims aren't affected as much, or more so, or that muslims are unfairly treated by secular society. Just that a muslim woman who is raped and then stoned for infidelity is an innocent victim of the religion, not the one to blame for it's crimes against non-muslims. A gay who is thrown off a building purely because of Islam, may be a muslim, but not necessarily a bad guy.
Women, gays, petty criminals, atheists/agnostics, all those muslims are treated horrifically by their own religion, and they make up a majority within it. Hence, most muslims are victims of Islam.
>>76072275
that cruise control copypasta
>>76072332
read an article yesterday about postmen being killed in a refugee area of Denmark or something
>>76072289
>Over the Hills
v. good, I think you and I shall get along nicely >>76071003
>>76072353
>refugee area
>>76072327
yes. it does.
>>76071349
sometimes when im scrolling really fast through a i catch a flash of an anime pic and then have to carefully scroll back up to find it again. good pic
>>76072160
>>76072165
you idiots
>>76072353
didn't mention moving to Denmark
took out a second mortgage and liquidated my assets and put it all into bitcoin lads
going to live on the streets for a few years and return a billionaire
>>76072382
How about this anon: someone wants you to do this job and you have no idea how to do it.
It is a scientific job and you studied economics, so you're ignorant on that matter so you are deemed stupid?
>Dominos pizza is cut all wonky
ROOOOOO what kind of child did they get to make my pizza? A handicapped one?
>>76072380
yeh we're still on areas. not quite an entire country like canada is
>london has the tallest tower in europe
wtf , are europooans really that poor?
>>76072441
used to work in dominos
was funny throwing the runts pizza about haha
used to always cut unevenly to piss people off
>>76072461
Not poor. Just lacking ambition.
*Initiates a game of Never have I ever*
Never have I ever replied to a yank poster
>>76072275
a portrait of the artist as a young man, the picture of dorian grey
day off tomorrow
I'll probably waste it
>>76072474
you really are something special, you know that?
>>76072176
A gay muslim, killed because his religion told someone to kill him for being gay, is a victim of the religion. A little girl who has her clitoris forcibly mutilated because of her religion is an innocent victim of that religion. I don't see how such a person is responsible for what's happening to them, when it's the religious dogma that is the cause, and the muslim individual who is affected, often horrifically.
>>76072474
Alri handicapped child
>>76072498
>tomorrow
>not friday
you a bit dim lad?
>>76072353
ODENSE MENTIONED
They weren't killed, they were just threatened. I live in the city where it happened.
spent 10 minutes reading about corrugated paper boxes on Wikipedia
>>76072503
>>76072519
the runts are getting noisey
haha
*cages the runts*
noticed something which I can't stop noticing
you will notice someone will say or type "I mean" when they don't need to rephrase what they need to say
it's fucking annoying that I noticed and CAN'T STOP NOTICING
>>76072450
we only take women, children, and their fathers/husbands/etc.
>>76072474
bet you're responsible for this you cunt
I got a voucher after I complained though, so all's well
>>76072545
mummy
>>76072525
I don't pick when I work ya dingus
>>76072560
SCREECHING
>>76072541
RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*SMASHES OUT OF THE CAGE AND PINS YOU DOWN*
Alri listen here you prick. STOP cutting the pizzas all wonky ALRIGHT!?!?!?
>>76072531
I'm in the middle of a game of Civ 4 as the Vikings, and founded Odense yesterday or the day before. Never heard of the place before then.
>>76072572
>281 replies
I don't know what you think you're doing but you won't get away with it.
>>76072437
>so you have no idea how to do it
yea but because i am super fucking intelligent it would only take me literally a fraction of the time that it would take normal people to learn the material. therefore the answer is no, i am not stupid even though i may initially have been ignorant. but because of my super fucking intelligent superior brain, i can not be grouped with the regular plebs of this world because my heightened intelligent makes me more valuable to the society and the world.
>>76072560
That's what happens when you spend £20 for a shit pizza at dominos when you can get a better one for a fraction of the price from a local pizza shop
Business idea: Figure out a business plan that will give me the opportunity to sniff women's pants
>>76072670
[maximum over-tip]
>>76072745
Laundry service
>>76072670
You're not more valuable if no one but yourself recognises that you are.
Obviously intelligence will help you understand and learn faster, but then you'd have to compare the time it takes for you and that other chess player to accomplish the same task.
Then again, different people are fit for different tasks which may be just as hard but different and the interest the person has towards the matter can strongly influence the results.
Simple as
did a cum to lucy and nyla thai
At the gate but flight doesnt board for 2 hours. Bit bored probably gunna try get some sleep. Got a shitty aisle seat on a 10hr flight so i won't get any sleep onthat