highschool crush (left) got married
>>76021660
get aids faggot
South Bristol
Booked my flight to North Korea lads
can't stop thinking about boobs bums and fannies
bones
>>76021733
meet me in victoria park in 20 minutes
>>76021746
same. also like willies.
just got a phonecall from jammer
>>76021746
in that order?
getting naked for my wank
>didn't put £10k into Ethereum when it launched (read: £10mn at today's prices)
>Missed the digital gold rush
>doomed to wage-cucking
>>76021771
for what la
>>76021746
Faces > Bums > legs > tummies > boobies > other attributes
You'll work for me one day
bone
>>76021817
*heems you in one punch*
if anyone lives in or near poole meet me in the park next to hte cricket pavilion in 1hr
>>76021815
accurate list
>>76021817
*bashes your 'ed in*
>>76021819
Literally the walking definition of a meme politician
just graduated with a 2:2 from uni of york
on my way to the fast lane haha runts
sucking on a fab lolly haha x
money is everything
>>76021801
Is the entire etherium market even worth £10m
Bet it's just 50 nerds buying off each other and screeching when a nerd raises the price
>>76021851
did you see how that bosnian treated me in ex-yu just now?
>>76021860
delet
wanked til my willy's sore lads. literally all i've achieved today is a sore willy.
>>76021815
legs > bums > boobies > faces > fannies
>>76021815
>>76021850
Nursers > Face > Arse > other attributes
If my mating partner doesn't have ideal breasts, then it's a no go. My offspring needs to have some good milk from some big nurses to be strong.
>>76021838
Would like her to be my femdom gf
Looks good to me
http://www.lupinetravel.co.uk/north-korea-holidays-and-tours.html
>>76021840
>>76021851
This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!
*plays the Panpipes of Nostalgia*
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496856934632.webm
tried to read about cryptocurrency but too stupid to understand it
>>76021884
I do not go there
>>76021918
>Nursers
>>76021910
>faces that low
And that's why I'm out
>>76021962
me in the green shirt
>>76021944
why not?
>>76021872
lel....current market cap is $32bn
>>76021910
awful list. literally just binned off a bird cos of her fanny. it matters.
>go on /brit/
>see the gay romanian
>go on /lgbt/
>see the gay romanian
there's no escape
>>76021962
>America
>>76021872
nocoin retard
>>76021942
good lad
dont fall for the investing gimmick
>>76021935
I remember this but I can't remember what from
Are the Wathochwisks /ourlads/?
Looking at Animatrix and matrix yes.
Don't know who sense8 was for - i'm gay, but there were too many gratuitous scenes
and the plot fails in season 2
>>76021838
>thin up top with petite breasts
>decent thighs down below
hmm yes this will do very nicely
>>76021972
>>76021984
lets see...
legs > fannies > bums > faces > boobies
acceptable?
>>76021962
looks like matt lucas doing a character when she walks off
>>76021910
>not caring about faces
Literal autist psycho detected
>>76021979
too many foreigners
Thought I had missed the ETH boat at $150 so never jumped on
>>76022032
they only made one half decent film
>>76021989
cunt
>>76022032
>Are the Wathochwisks /ourlads/?
>>76022032
The Matrix is fucking boring apart from like two scenes. Don't know why it's so hyped
bought eth at $20 and made literally thousands so far
>>76022042
you must be ugly as sin lad
Greater London is the one making all the crytocurrency posts
>>76022042
NEED A BETH LILY GF RIGHT NOW
>>76021984
what was it like
are all trannies mentally ill or just some of them?
Reading inferno right now lads
Need a pretty-faced nice arse gf with a kissable tummy
>>76022025
Geography lessons most likely
>>76021962
wtf
>owned ETH at £8 and sold at break-even
Just gas me in my sleep already
the gf watches zoella
might bin the bint
>>76022086
got any pictures of you on holiday in the US three years ago?
>>76022122
>fatty in a yellow t-shirt punches you and walks off like they will just get away with it
>hit her back
>friend jumps in to attack you
>defend yourself from her too
The negro was in the right
love how /pol/tards suddenly love and idolise the DUP and ian paisley, despite the fact that they're literally a bunch of cucks
>>76022140
WEW
Bin her sharpish
need a tight arse small chebs shoulder length haired qt faced gf with nice feet
>>76022140
Is that a YouTube vlogger? I think mine might watch her too. Obsessed with awful boring vlogs she is.
Love dogs me
remember that lad who had afew hundred btc left in his wallet from a few years ago, he posted the other day
just cashed out and bought myself a new gaff in south manchester with the dough
poorfags btfo
>>76021962
based black lad
>>76022092
Hong Kong martial arts and Platonism for ADD yanks
>>76022105
had like a weird dangly bit of skin up near her clit, like a skin tag growing off the flap. didn't notice it the first time cos i was too pissed but had a second date and saw it and it ruined everything tbph.
Meme idea: Whenever a Scottish person posts, we all shout "SCOOT AWAY SCOTTISH!"
>>76022108
>>76022118
>>76022056
>>76022042
SCOOT AWAY SCOTTISH
>>76022120
Seems plausible but doesn't ring any bells
My confusion has escalated
>>76022199
based puppers. if you hate dogs you're a rasheed
>>76022167
why did the fatty in yellow punch the negro?
was the negro a girl or boy?
>>76022189
yea shes a vapid cunt and her bf is a right spaz too
she gets me to watch her and im really starting to get annoyed at her
>>76022152
HOLD MY DRINK
>>76022199
The owner should be prosecuted and the dogs put down.
>>76022032
are you the one who's been reposting quotes from the animatrix for weeks now?
>>76022199
bad owners and bad body language around them
don't be a fucking spong and dogs don't attack you
>Woman on advert: They'll say millenials have five jobs throughout their life
Where the fuck do they get these statistics from? Aren't Millenials always complaining since they are in debt from uni and are too entitled to even get a first job?
>>76022270
SCOOT AWAY SCOTTISH
>>76022229
always remember this one time I was on a bus and this angry guy was arguing with his scottish ex on the phone
before he ended the call he yelled "fuck off back to scotland, I've had enough of you"
what are some funny fish-related names for a dj?
so i have:
Cod Almighty
The Living Cod
Angler Merkage
Fucking HATE Yanks, they betrayed us!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk_zpjK3cTo
>>76022272
yeah, what about it Ferdinand?
>>76022304
drop the bass
>>76022321
SCOOT
>>76022263
My gf doesn't make me watch her boring YouTube subscriptions and she laughs when I take the piss out of them xx
>>76022304
fishy fanny
just bought a new gaff in south manny AMA
>>76022323
autistic
that short was so shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzKzPLL6upU
>>76022229
im not scottish
>>76022284
Millennials are the great evil
>millennials choose to eat at local non-chain restaurants, supporting the community and allowing them to grow
>millennials generally care about getting locally sourced foods/stuff that isn't processed to hell
>millenials are willing to pay a higher price for a meal, but expect a good meal for the money and not fast-food greasy wings you can make at home.
>millennials are more health conscious and generally prefer food that isn't just deep fried cheese
THINK OF MUH WAL-MARTs
MUH SHARTS
MUH SUBURBS
MUH APPLEBEES
MUH PARKIN LAWTS
>>76022365
you're not me
>>76022304
prawn star
need a gf who is female and has a pulse
>>76022260
based white supremacist doggo defending the homeland from beaners
truly man's best friend
>>76022304
plaice in your face
Want to go to Petra
>>76022421
vulgar
anyone got a video of two white girls fighting in a car park, preferably where their fannies come out?
>>76022260
This is so fake.
Dogs have the ability to withhold their bite power. If it really wanted to, that dog could have easily broken his arm.
>>76022449
>just waiting for my mate
undercooked my pasta
bit TOO al dente if you catch my longshore drift
*looks at you*
>>76022392
will you buy me a pint mate?
>>76022199
holy shit
>>76022279
>bad body language around them
they're trying to rip his arms off you spaz what do you expect them to do
To the lad who told me to use "Quizlamic State" as the team name for the pub quiz years ago: thanks Hahahaha passed it off as my own invention
>>76022477
>If it really wanted to, that dog could have easily broken his arm.
delusional dog nigger
>>76022477
if i even remotely felt like it i could easily break your arm (and everything else) in a second
think on
>>76022383
Uni is the cause of all their problems. Going to do pointless degrees just because we got told too by the Labour government when Blair was in power really fucked everyone over.
>how can a body move at the speed of light
>and still find itself in such a rut?
>>76022477
it's a small labrador, not a pitbull
>>76022025
>>76022235
DK learning did a series of DVDs on different subjects, often played in schools when the teacher couldn't be arsed teaching, that webm was the intro
>>76022421
Need her to give me a solid, resounding kick in the balls.
>>76022477
hahahaha nah
>>76021942
You'll get it eventually :) don't give up!
Real talk
I had another counselling session today
I feel like I'm wasting his time, I've got nothing to talk about
He suggested I go to a local LGBTQ group
So many fucking homeless people everywhere
Tories really did fuck up
>>76022187
Continental flavor, I hope you don't mind.
gonna eat an omelette for din lads. cba to cook anything proper.
>people making money off a pyramid scheme
will cackle when your fake money crumbles into dust
>>76022622
rustic or classic omelette?
>Yanks get arrested if they cross the road without using a crossing
fuck me they are literally treated like children, what a bizarre culture
500mg of 'cetamol straight up the snout lads
pinged out of my mind
>>76022304
Haddeck
>>76022633
gonna chuck whatever bits and pieces i can find in my fridge in it so pretty rustic
scrumping
opinions?
>>76022575
I dont understand this does that mean you've made a profit of 3k in 1 day? and can take out that 3k right now?
>>76022643
you get a ticket and it is rarely enforced, and it is only legally supposed to be enforced on certain types of roads. I don't know anyone who has been done for jaywalking
lads estonia is THE country
name a worse cheese than parmesan
tip: you won't be able to
it's like grating your nan's foot
>>76022718
yeah, well, your mum is THE slag
Gays summed up in a video
https://youtu.be/VZDeAMNIXg8
>>76022643
yes but their government trusts them with firearms and doesn't arrest them for saying mean things online
I know where I'd rather live
need more money so I can buy more coins
>why yes I do invest in cryptocurrency
any good porn where a nigger is fucking an asian
>>76022700
scrump THIS
*drives you to my apple orchard*
Thus did man become the architect of his own demise.
ham is THE sandwich
What happens if May can't reach an agreement with the DUP and refuses to do another election?
Ha ha lol
>>76022718
Tallinn is really nice. Seems like one of the last white places left.
>>76022770
>>76022575
explain
>8:30 pm
>30 C
fuck off
>>76022814
>>76022767
>giving children guns
oh yes, very smart
>>76022575
>having 142 eth
jelly
is snt an ico?
https://www.buzzfeed.com/meredithtalusan/am-i-still-straight
didn't know feminine penises should be rubbed and not stroked
Rational voices dessented.
>>76022702
Yeah
My initial investment was 3k too
About 3 months ago
Got my balls caught in the wheel of my chair heh
>>76021962
she looks like the "well, it appears we both have autism, haven't we" lad
>>76022842
as long as the kids are supervised and properly instructed they can be given guns
Haha lads look at how minted I am
what was your first experience that may be considered gay?
>>76022893
but can't cross the road? mm yes
me on the left
(You) on the right
>>76022801
If the DUP deal falls through then she will not get her Queen's Speech voted through parliament.
At that point the Queen has the authority to relieve her of the PM role as she no longer has the confidence of the Commons. In practise she wont have to because May will resign.
Should, for some nonsensical reason May refuse to step down as PM, thenthe Privy Council (MPs and Lords mostly) will tell the Queen she should remove May as an unfit leader, thus allowing the Queen to exercise her powers without it looking like she's personally interfering.
But as I say, that won't happen as May is a shitty leader, but not clinically retarded and would step down.
>>76022901
posted on /brit/
>>76022842
nothing wrong with that, there are thousands of children who have guns
as long as they're taught proper gun safety
>>76022896
oyyyy m8 giz a tenner will yaa??
humans aren't horses
the second renaissance was retarded
>>76022901
sucked a willy
the ghibli film was nice yesterday
they aired The Iron Giant after, was nice too
Need a dominant gf to push me around in bed
>>76022901
Friend stood in the corner of the room wanking while I played video games
>>76022901
literally sucked a mate's cock in my room when I was like 6. had no idea what was going on or what being gay was. not gay at all either
>>76022942
yes and no, children and teens should not be allowed firearms without supervision because they are emotional and get excited then do stupid things. supervised thats no probs though,
>>76022901
did gay stuff when i was 17
>>76022968
watching Nausicaa now
>>76022989
Everyone wanked with mates at some point
>>76022991
had a m8 who did this sort of thing when we were little. remember him making his little brother open his mouth and then he pissed in it.
>>76022901
exclusing fapping to trannies since age 13 id say.
>le guns are ban boogieman
Im gay ama lmao
>>76022852
Yeah
I'm not gonna buy in. I reckon most of these ICOs will deliver nothing. Huge bubble in ICOs
>>76023043
yeah er about that mate
>>76022910
christ
extremely unfortunate chest genetics on the manlet
>molecules used to destroy other molecules
>good in any way
wish i was lord buckethead
i sell cheap shit from aliexpress on ebay
often personally message buyers to let them know that their item has been dispatched, for no other reason than that i'm very lonely and want a nice response from an actual human haha
cars kill 3x more people than guns murder in the US
does america have a car problem?
no
so back the fuck off????
>>76023072
>Huge bubble in ICOs
deffo. If you pick a winner though, you're golden. One bitcoin in the IOTA ico wouldbe worth 370k USD now. I know a guy who got in on BAT at ico and made something like 50k
>>76022624
how can something decentralised be a pyramid scheme
>>76023107
ban water
>>76022901
got drunk with a friend from school and get each other handjobs and also sucked each other off
VERY gay
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b11-37Me_a4
>>76023116
what shit?
>>76022991
bizarro nonce
when you're in KFC with the lads and accidentally start singing along to carly rae jepsen
>>76023039
never saw it ngl
my favorite ghibli are Whisper of the Heart and Ocean Waves
spoke with a girl today who had literally painted her whole eyebrows back on what the fuck
>>>/wsg/1727622
doing a browse
>>76023161
Emotion is great lad
>>76023153
phone cases, exercise bands, recently fidget spinners
anything small and easy to package up that i have reason to believe i can make money on
>>76022901
sucked a bloke's willy and let him shag me up the botty when i was 13/14
>>76023191
dem slug balancers frighten me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8
b a n g e r
>>76022896
Mong
made 400 euro today
the cat is watching me wank right now
>>76023188
Ocean Waves is great but it feels like it has a very different tone compared to the rest of the Ghibli films which I think help makes it stand out a little.
My two favourites are Whisper of the Heart and Castle in the Sky
>>76023257
have done a few wanks to this
ah yes yanks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_of_Charles_Vacca
>>76023226
how do you get them to start with?
Hmmmmm
>>76023226
what sort of profit do you make?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497049195788.webm
love this video
>>76023213
carly is CUTE
>>76023299
>0 traps
i eat my chicken medium rare
hands are very sore
particularly the muscles between the fingers
don't know whats going on
invest my chicken medium rare
>>76023355
there aren't any muscles in your fingers you little mong
crying on the inside
>>76023368
shut up nerd
>>76023335
Everybody's traps retract when you spread your lats you mong
>>76023335
hes like the peak of aesthetics la
>>76023355
growth spurt or primordial webbing syndrome
>>76023368
between the bones in the hand that lead to the fingers to be more precise
>>76022901
gave a few blowies and sent pictures of my bum to lads online
>>76022930
not gay
>>76022965
not that gay
>>76022989
not gay
>>76022991
FOY
>>76023031
possibly gay
>>76023053
not at all gay
>>76023138
quite gay
>>76023255
gay
>>76023409
somewhat gay
>>76023385
>>76023390
don't cry you fucking shitlifters
>>76022901
when i was 15 and on duke of edinburgh me and another boy spooned / dryhumped in a tent with a third person in the tent too
in hindsight it must have been obvious to the third guy what was going on but he never said anything
and while i turned out to be gay, the other guy (who initiated the spooning) is massively repressed and homophobic nowadays
the whole situation makes me cringe looking back on it tbqh
There is a lot of mixed race female/ white male couples on TV adverts lately.
Big fan x
>>76023409
FONT
>>76022901
molested by an older friend when i was 11 haha
>>76023424
Hmm yes bet you look better don't you, skinny fat mong LOL
the french rorke got molested
the mistery unravels
cat just watched me wank
>>76023459
haha fucking hell lad you're proper in a tizzy over this aren't you
pathetic queg, don't cry
I fucking love techno
>>76023453
not a normie
saw a magpie chasing a cat today
>>76022901
5 years ago I used to post on /b/ 'kik loyalty threads'. The way they worked was, you posted your girlfriends kik and then /btards/ would send her dickpics and see if she stayed loyal or not.
I used to post my own kik, saying I was a bender (which I wasn't sure if I was or not), and then play along with it for free dickpics and erotic RP sessions and most of all, free attention.
It was a very troubled time of my life as I was under medical supervision and not allowed to leave the ward except accompanied by a doctor. I was so desperate for some kind of attention you wouldn't believe the things I would have done.
>>76023506
kek
Fuck democracy, I want the Roman Empire back again.
>>76023495
*gurns in agreement*
>>76023486
am not a rorke or french
cummed on my cats back once by accident haha
>>76023507
blimey that's a turn-up for the books
>>76023292
as i said, i order them off aliexpress
>>76023304
i don't make that much money off it since the items i'm selling are usually under £5 but profit margins depend on the product
i recently sold about 50 of a specific phone case for £6 a piece, got them for 80p each so with postage and ebay fees taken into account i made about £4 profit per item which overall made me £200 profit in a month
it's not a lot but it isn't bad considering its no work
date has been set for the mcgregor mayweather fight
mcgregor is gonna get heemed
>>76022586
haha wtf
>>76023544
the erasmus brit
>>76023561
hope so, knock some sense into the jumped up little pikey
>>76023424
alri mate seem a bit sensitive
you on your period or something?
>>76023494
Go back to shovelling doritos in your mouth and playing video games, comedy isn't your strong point lmao
>>76023457
>no dick shot
wtf
alri la
>there are people ITT that haven't bought a £100 digivice and Wargreymon figurine
FUCK mike rowe
just got the janitor acceptance email lads
>>76023561
good, he needs knocking down a few pegs jumped up little rat, will be screeching when he gets heemed
>>76023640
>Janiters are anonymous
Oops, too bad anon
AND THE ONLY THING THAT I COULD SEE
WAS A PAIR OF BROWN EYES THAT WAS LOOKING AT ME
>>76023598
>>76023601
hahaha jesus christ
absolute pathetic sadcases
>>76022918
Well-informed post
British politics is so fascinating. You learn something new every day
>john major tells may to drop DUP deal
neat
>>76022901
once when i was smoking weed with the lads and everyone else had fallen asleep the lad whose house we were at asked me to come chill in his room, then when we were sat on his bed smoking a joint he started stoking my hair and kissing my neck
told him i wasn't gay and politely declined but secretly wanted to haha, felt flattered as well since he's unironically model-tier good looking
Cat caught a robin redbreast today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7EyfO0TRm4
why is this cunt still giving speeches at 87
need to break his jaw
https://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=4776408
Jezza is doing a Q&A on TSR lads
>>76023710
I miss when John Major used to only speak publicly when he actually had something useful to say. Gave him an air of mystique and authority.
Now he just says whatever comes to mind as soon as someone points a microphone at him like Blair and IDS
>>76023727
why did you decline then you mong
passing up an opportunity like that would keep me up at nights
>>76023734
>>76023734
>>76023710
he got beaten by bliar, wouldn't be too fussed that the party will listen to him 2bh
Now I know what sports fans feel when their team loses
t. Tory
>>76023457
h-hot
I want to rub my hands all over him
Don't think I'm gay but would probably kiss an attractive boy if the situation felt right
>tfw middle class civilised rorke parents
won the lottery
>>76023634
Basically just a guide to not being a loser and then blaming everyone but yourself for it.
>>76023909
>tfw grew up on bennies and sound like a mong