Part and parcel edition
Babs
SECOND
>page 1
lad..
>>76007560
BABS!
hate aussies
love huffing petrol and sleeping on roads
simple as
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ-3x-80yF8
CANS FOR THE LADS
A GRAM OF MD
AND A BIG BAG OF KETAMINE FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY ITS JEREMY! JEREMY C!
*does the Harlem shake*
>low level manager at the grocery store i used to work at
>early 30s, still good looking, was very good looking in prime
>came from a family of richfags
>went to college
>divorcee, came to work drunk sometimes, had endless one night stands
>dressed like a teenager and used current youth slang awkwardly
>could only talk about sports and cars
is this a deano?
alright then i guess i'll post here
*keeps an eye out for the janny*
... Cooling off with Shopper Bear 'Babe' ... Picture 13 June 2017 ...
*points at the thread with a laser guidance system*
I'VE GOT THE TARGET PAINTED JANNY, GO GO GO
>>76007613
What did he study at college
>>76007613
hyper deano desu
>>76007575
bebz
>>76007634
hm
>>76007645
not sure but i believe it was english and he didnt finish
>>76007605
don't understand this imae
>>76007659
Incredible post
>>76007666
That's a deano if I ever saw one
hay beter could u spell icup for me?
>got stood up last night
>got fucked on benzos and asked a qt black girl out
>she said yes
can't wait to get stood up twice desu
*dies of embarrassment*
Englanistan loves you Mr. Khan! We are with you! Part and parcel!
>why yes, I do support Jeremy Corbyn
...Swipe down is a state of mind ...
>Englanistan loves you Mr. Khan! We are with you! Part and parcel!
jeremy corbyn? he's got my vote
find it fascinating how females interact with each other
might become a trap temporarily so i can infiltrate their social lives
>jeremy corbyn? he's got my vote
https://twitter.com/GetOffMyLawn53/status/874340805581950976
the gf (male)
>>76007613
What's a deano?
Whatever I said, whatever I did i didn't mean it, i just want you back for good
>>76007777
looked good in the thumbnail but not when i opened it
>>76007804
not sure what you mean
trannies are just homosexuals who dont want to admit they're gay, right?
>>76007814
i meant what i said
first post in 3 days lads
FTJ
In the twist of separation
You excelled at being free
Can't you find (can't you find) a little room inside for me
>when you post the wrong pic but cancel too late and it posts anyway but without the extra flag
>>76007792
choon
>>76007839
i am very familiar with this
>>76007839
What extra flag
>What extra flag
haven't showered since saturday
pints
haven't shampooed in weeks
>>76007839
yeh its a good trick innit. use it a lot.
Just want a cute gf
I'm attractive, average height, have a BMW, excellent fashion taste, great music taste and still these vapid cunts wont go out with me
>>76007874
smelly cunt
>>76007895
most of those things are probably not true and you are autistic on top of it
>Just want a cute gf
>I'm attractive, average height, have a BMW, excellent fashion taste, great music taste and still these vapid cunts wont go out with me
>tfw smoking 75 cigarettes a day
anyone here managed to quit smoking cigarettes?
>>76007902
hahaha yeah.... yeah
*wipes away a tear - of joy, or sadness? we shall never know*
love 'em
>>76007926
my hero
extra flag??????
>>76007928
>75
doubt
daily reminder that newfags can't triforce
â–²
â–² â–²
>10:00am lecture in 3 months
>>76007940
runtoid
extra fleg
tall girls get bullied more than short men
>>76007932
you can just tell us what it was m8, we'd like to know
>>76007900
>>76007971
nah
>>76007958
go back to >>>/b/ you nigger
alri thailad
>>76007958
??
? ? ?â–²
â–² â–²
?
?
100mg of no gf taken intravenously
CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P74xvMoEVIc
hate danelad ever since I found out he was a rorke
>>76007984
alri
>>76007980
come with me x
>you nigger
finnish gf is watching finnish vloggers on youtube
>>76008002
angry can't triforcer detected
Don't use the apple as an OP again, I warn you. There will be consequences
>>76007877
needs that piano music in the background, i forget what its called
Can we stop this shite 'dora meme please
>>76007986
The art lives on
>>76008018
what does it mean lad?
>>76008018
it's a great meme
>>76007998
i'm not danelad, but i am a rorke, just a rorke with a masters degree
>>76008020
yeah, you WOULD forget what it's called... mong
>>76008018
thank you for giving the world are barbs
trying dmt for the first time tonight, hope i die desu
>>76008043
a masters in rorkery?
o/
>praise kek you cuck, /brit/ is a magapede general.
seeing an influx of incorrectly used semicolons and colons everywhere.
hate rorkes
>>76008020
What about this old classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KylMqxLzNGo
>>76008072
she looks stronger than he
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/6gu86y/britpol_goes_outside/
>>76008075
you hate people with common sense?
That's sad, you're sad. :(
I was in my tenth standard then. I was a shy, gullible guy low on self confidence. People made fun of me over my shy nature all the time during high school. I was the butt of many jokes and didn't socialise much.
The school organised a trip to Kolhapur. It was morning and we had boarded the bus to go out for sight seeing. I sat in the second last row with two other guys in the middle seat.
A girl from the other section was sitting right behind me. She seemed to be too busy playing a game on her phone when I saw her. A while after our journey started I felt her toes on my butt. It seemed to others as if she had kept her feet against the back of the seat in front of her, but she had them inserted in the small gap between the back support and the seat.
At first I jolted and moved my ass forward. I didn't think much assuming it to be a mistake. But then she did it again, this time moving her toes. She clearly knew what she was doing. I turned back to tell her to remove her feet. She was pretending to be busy in her game. Her friends were also around her. I got scared, I was afraid that nobody was gonna support me. I sat again without saying a word. This gave her more confidence and she started doing it even more. Finally I asked the guy beside me to exchange seats. He obliged. While switching seats I saw her removing her feet and sitting properly. This guy was known for his boldness and right-in-your face attitude. She knew she would be in trouble had she done it with him.
hate the post below me desu hes a right bender
>>76007698
humble brag, dont care
>>76007874
nothing to be proud of
>>76008016
yawned reading this
>>76008061
same, it'll save us all from a "my dmt experience' post tomorrow
>>76008092
not a fucking pixel
I didn't think much over it then but later it made me think a lot. It made me realise how the world preys on the weak. I became misanthropic for a short period of time and fantisised mass murdering people to cleanse the world. I still remember how I cried all alone listening to ‘Beautiful' by Eminem. I changed my attitude, studied hard and topped the tenth board exams. Life has been relatively sweet since then. I am studying in one of the best technical institutes of India now.
I owe my life to Eminem. I was down and cursing myself. I didn't feel comfortable sharing this with anyone (in fact this is the first time I am opening up). Eminem's songs were the only things which told me that I am beautiful and am capable of doing anything.
I wish people were sensitive enough with young boys.
>you hate people with common sense?
>
>That's sad, you're sad. :(
>>76008074
literally cannot talk/write for shit, not even dyslexic, just fucking dumb
my autism made me good at what i do but other than that i scare myself sometimes, regularly forget basic words
>>76008059
disgusting coalburner slut, you can keep her
>>76008088
that's a slightly altered pasta from years ago. same "i haven't a car but i offered someone a lift" situation.
playing with the finnish gf's bum
>>76008101
>nothing to be proud of
>you hate people with common sense?
>That's sad, you're sad. :(
WTF I hate thailad now
>>76007986
make fidget spinner out of this. i'll be back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwNTWaMHv2E
>>76008140
pics x
let's see what the bears are watching
whenever i see porn these days it just gets me depressed because i know i'll probably never experience sex myself
>>76008135
Oi
Stop it barbs a cute :3
>>76008176
hang the boomers
>>76008189
>>76008202
but early for this shit fuck off
>>76008202
Massive fan of this gimmick. Need to see it more often
>>76008202
good post
odds on the DUP insisting Farage become a lord?
>>76008082
>>76008044
was talking about this u spastic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCObXuAwCIA
>>76008222
thairorke
>>76008233
isn't it funny..
>>76008192
https://twitter.com/boomermindset/status/873293827473276928
HATE boomers
>>76008243
reply to me again and I'll pulverise your jaw bone
>>76008202
ergrgrfh;k;khahahjskjsfj!!!!
>>76008226
>>76008202
>>76008142
/brit/ truly raising the bar when it comes to comédic kino
?>?>?76008267
thanks for the warning
>>76008278
Incredible post
>>76008291
this better not be you, tricking me..
how come celebrities can get away with wearing fedoras in public?
How big is your penis?
Won't be buying the new call of duty because the homosexual media is rewriting history for their own political agenda
oi lads, watch this
>>76008326
>>76008301
they are generally thin and attractive
want: to eat oreos
conundrum: i've already flossed & brushed my teeth and can't be arsed doing it all again
verdict: shan't be eating any oreos until tomorrow
Thinking about buying a fedora just so I can post funny pictures of my self on /brit/
>>76008301
they can?
>>76008357
brushing your teeth is a waste of time
>>76008357
you only yolo once
>>76008318
Well it's in between the 10 and 15cm mark at least
>>76008357
>floss
>UK inflation rate jumps to 2.9%
Thank fudge we are getting a soft brexit
>>76008374
didn't mean to post this webm 2bh
tell me your best joke, lads
*enters thread*
>>76008357
Grab some double cream, milk and vanilla ice cream, throw the lot into the blender with the oreos, blend, consume.
A rinse of mouthwash should suffice afterwards.
Your life.
>>76008364
tell that to the molar of mine that started to decay because I didn't realise I had to floss behind the molars as well as in between the teeth.
>>76008374
yeah nah, one of my teeth are starting to decay
>>76008405
*rises slowly beside you*
oi thailad, how big's your willy?
>>76008403
manageable
>>76008422
Have you ever seen a swan?
>>76008422
small enough to fit in a child it seems
REALLY makes you think
>>76008308
>>76008308
>>76008308
>>76008308
hey sweeties xx
just had a question - I know for undergrad you cannot apply to both oxford or cambridge, you have to pick one (1). however, how about for graduate studies. can you pick both?
>>76008438
fucking cunt
>>76008432
not that i can recall
>>76008440
>you cannot apply to both oxford or cambridge
yeah you can
just don't expect to get in lol
also for graduate studies the application for any phd stuff starting september closed in january
>>76008375
bought scented trash bags and i just put one in my trash bin next to my computer and it smells good
>>76008440
Don't anyone in here has experience with Cambridge or Oxford mate
Hate Jeremy Corbyn. Hate Socialism. Hate immigration. Love the IRA. Simple as
>>76008440
post graduate?
>>76008453
hmm, well you arrange to make that happen somehow and we'll continue this discussion at a later date.
>>76008456
There was an Oxford lad here the other day
i'm telling you lads, neopaganism is an untapped market of future cat lady fanny
you made your official Anonymoos bling yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIQGsbKW6Yk
>>76008459
is that where you keep your opinions?
>>76008456
No you literally are not allowed to apply to both for undergraduate admission. But I was wondering if you can for graduate admission? Like for a master.
fucking state
>>76008494
>No you literally are not allowed to apply to both for undergraduate admission
yes you are
you arrive in wakefield
*mashes buttons on my keyboard and produces the complete works of shakespeare*
>>76008491
i don't voice my opinions often enough to warrant a trash bin 2bh
Nevermind sweeties I already found the answer
>Unlike at undergraduate level where you can only apply to either Oxford or Cambridge, at graduate level you can apply to both as each university has a different application system.
>>76008506
No you aren't you absolute cunt.
>>76008506
pretty sure you aren't lad
you arrive in southampton
>>76008516
>ywn live in a space station
>>76008526
I would not enter that building. Those hoodlums outside frighten me
never too early
>>76007601
ahaaaa corbyo loves ittttt
cans in for the boyyysss ahaaaa bit of mkat for pmqs eh corbo? ahaaaa cheeky chap
how big should my biceps be
>>76008244
fucking yanks
Why can't you apply for both? Makes no sense
business idea : no true scotman
>>76008551
kill yourself james
>>76008597
he's right though
clue's in the title you gimp
>>76008570
delete this image mate
>>76008039
kiwi are truly the best posters on int
>>76008538
aren't black brits harmless? way different than our black people
https://youtu.be/-BEl5hTNWh8
get me out the rat race
>>76008623
delete your life
Lads how do I make sure my errections are always 100%?
Recently when I've been watching porn they've been "hard" but soft and not as long, also goes soft if i don't concentrate on the porn for a couple seconds
>>76008656
limit your wanks
>>76008645
hello again runt
thought you'd forget about this embarrassing moment?
think again hahahaha utter mong
just stumbled across a youtube channel known as "mattybraps"
>>76007543
>B-b-but brexit will solve this, inmigration will cease to be a problem!
If your name is:
danny, deano, darren, james, jambo, jimmy, john, conor, connor, rorke, smith, smithy, shaun, antony, anto, anton, william, willy, bill or nigel
then you must stop browing /brit/ for three months
>>76008656
FYS (foreplay yourself)
>>76008596
prefer not to say
>>76008656
KYS
>>76008676
make me
>>76008619
runtoid insect
>>76008676
>no Sharif
phew
>lads
>It's a Spaniard thinks brexit has already happened episode
>>76008644
No they're exactly the same except they don't have as many guns
fist your self
hey thailad
should i take a xanax?
>>76008645
beautiful song xx
the so called 'f
>>76008676
you do realise rorke isnt an actual name right?
fuck me
>>76008738
Why do scandis all look like ayy lmaos
>>76008738
that bloke needs a haircut
>>76008743
hello rorke
>>76008733
not the best person to ask as I know nothing about it
>>76008743
http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/Gabriel_T._Rorke
>>76008738
something about her is nonwhite
>>76008771
>call of duty wiki
lmoa
*Steps out from the shadows*
Heh heh heh
>>76008796
>knowyourmeme filename
fucking embarrassing cunt
you arrive in Oxford
I'm gonna do no fap lads, gonna fucking do it
literally addicted to wanking, do it usually twice a day. Gonna stop NOW
>>76008771
a fictional character with a fictional name. good one.
and the first thing you think of when someone says rorke is a video game? haha fucking nerd.
She is absolutely perfect
https://youtu.be/peAmygbh7CQ
>>76008812
post anus
>>76008814
Go back to London.
>>76008815
>twice a day
>addicted
c'mon now
Just realised the time.. today went quick haha
Friendly reminder that if it's pre-watershed to keep your comments acceptasble - been seeing a higher rate of lewd language recently. Here's a helpful reminder if you forget what is and isn't acceptable: see picture.
Business idea : claim Ireland is a breakaway province and refuse to do business with the Chinese unless they recognise this.
>>76008812
>knowing it's a knowyourmeme filename
islamic state of you, I just took one from google you dribbling spastic
>>76008820
You stupid fucking paki cunt
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rorke
>>76008842
absolutely baffling post
>>76008812
>knowing the file naming system of knowyourmeme
Even more embarrassing desu
>>76008842
good post
>>76008872
It's the based paki shitposter.
>>76008857
>ginger
>damn
>god
>minger
>munter
>>76008814
I live near it and its a shit town.
>>76008872
its ulster using a vpn. just ignore him.
>>76008872
Oxford is gay lmao :)
>>76008866
>googling pepe the frog images
have the decency to make a fake 4chan filename cunt
>>76008866
>islamic state of you
sensiblechuckle.gif
>>76008846
I can't do it at work
Do it in the morning and night
Gamers, 1980: I hope girls think this is cool and I get laid
Gamers, 2017: I have transcended sexual desire. I only crave ethno-nationalism
>>76008666
kek
why is ulster such an attention seeker
wish he'd done himself in on those train tracks
*steps into the shadows*
>>76008891
>Based Paki
I would rather prefer to be castrated than to be called "based paki", you nonce.
>>76008910
Literally me. Tfw too intelligent for a relationship.
>>76008666
sharting
>>76008910
lol epic meme my dude
>>76008910
don't believe anyone played games in order to get laid. it is well known the more mass appeal + women in a community the worse it is
>calling yourself a gamer
Reading about the so-called "Hannibal Directive" of the self-styled Israel Defence Force
>>76008935
I found you!
>>76008908
>>76008908
>>76008908
>>76008933
*Pushes you out*
more like gaymer
>>76008866
>islamic state of you
>>76008910
women honestly bore me
and i bore them
it's perfect
>>76008905
sorry that I don't have a fucking autistic archive full of every one ever created mate, I just googled it because I didn't have it on file, don't cry you crusty ballbag
burnt my thumb on a bong and now a bit of it just fell off
whoops haha what am i like
>>76008905
>giving that much of a shit
lmao @ u
>>76008977
>There is only one (1) Paki on the chon.
Really jingles my jangles.
>>76009004
grim
>>76008992
you should thank me for trying to help your being a newfag
ignoring that post
that sort of shit should NOT be encouraged
>>76009004
DUDE
>>76008910
fuck off reddit
>>76009018
fuck me you're tragic mate
>d-don't use knowyourmeme filenames on my ch0ns!!!
wind your fucking neck
>>76009004
deserved
>>76009014
It is you though. I remember you, so does my Mexican friend.
wanna beat someone up
>>76009038
angry newcunt
>>76009004
>fell off
more like you chewed it off
Lads why is /pol/ freaking out over some black characters in video games?
what's Ulster doing in Pakistan
*punches collectivised /brit/*
Heh
>76009053
>Being """"""based paki""""""
Nah, I'll pass runtoid.
>>76009075
because they don't want niggers in media
The Quinn brothers were burnt to death after their home was petrol bombed by loyalists in 1998 when the Orange Order were rioting
>>76008000
Ignore based Paki he's a nonce
Sein Fein is the true thinking man's party.
>>76009110
Literally not him, you mong.
>>76008910
pretty sad how gamers have become right wing bores
>>76009091
You can't hide, Mo.
>>76009106
>>76009075
more like freaking out over double-standards. which is a fair criticism 2bh.
alleged white-washing is condemned for various historical and ethical reasons but a black lancelot or Tudor? haha thats just diversity and you're an evil bigot for questioning it.
terrible form of hypocrisy.
>>76009004
>>76009130
*appears in front of you*
I am a fucking brick shithouse, you little ponce.
what's that? can't breathe through your nose?
well, my friend, do I have the solution for you
just breathe this in, through your nose!
>>76009159
heheh based paki
>>76009160
tilt back and spray numbnuts
>job calls for a pre-1997 drivers licence
what for?
>>76009156
Wonder what Tolkien would have made of video games of Lotr desu.
the fu
>>76009195
is google broken?
>>76009193
tilted back and sprayed my numbnuts all over your mum's batty crease
Lads
>>76009197
Shame that his work is butchered by those peddling their PC bullshit.
>>76009222
runtoid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTl2pMFWj6I [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0mpGGDLTXY [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAu-PXDhLX0 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhrhLovaFs8 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKt6vRfNvuc [Embed]
My understanding working on this issue is that it can not help but thinking of social structure in Britain which is politics is owned by the elites.
People you chosen and its leaders are mostly from the elites who pretend to be nice to working class but very much look down on them, and they'll never trying to know what's really going on between normal people and immigrants because they don't care except own deed of status in the power of politics. They've been controlling people working class British, and still now. They used Caribbean blacks and Pakistanis from ex British colonies to make up for their economy. There was a big riot between locals and Black Caribbeans in London in 1958. There was a politician who concerned and proposed his concern about future of Britain at the congress.(rivers of blood) Nevertheless, you Britons especially politicians put high priority on taking more immigrants.
Meanwhile, the immigrants are bleeding and getting its numbers because you left immigrants issue far behind from reality.
On top of that, you joined the EU to open your gate for welcoming more to come including the Europoors such as Lithuanians and Polish.
The British elites wanted to reinforce their economy more stable to take immigrants under the name of high skilled immigrants.
But reality was they leeched on your health care system and social benefits.
Your country is really fucked up.The one video in particular a black immigrant person defended and cared much more than your native kind.
I assume this is not only politicians faults but it is also derived from lack of public apathy, educational failure, excessive tolerance towards different culture made by colonial guilt.
Maybe you can't solve this time again.